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#pls don’t think I’m betraying your love
cl6teen · 4 months
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all i want is you ❀ cl16
in which charles thinks he can stay just friends with you after a breakup (spoiler alert: he cant)
read part two here.
contains: social media au, ex!charles leclerc x fem!reader, angsty charles and yn living her best life, mentions of charles’s new girlfriend, charles is a confusing man
note: something small just to feed the kids yk, pls don’t read into the twt dates i was too lazy to change them
📍south of france
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yourusername this travel thing is kind of fun 🇫🇷
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lilymhe my wifey is so pretty
alexalbon okay then just date atp
yourusername wdym? we already are
alexalbon why do i put up with this
lilymhe because you love us duh
pierregasly no photo credits or tag? i’m (deeply) hurt
yourusername oh please you complained the whole time and then made me and kika take photos of you
pierregasly that is not a crime
kikagomes my stylish icon 🤍
yourusername te amo te amo
carlossainz55 coming to spain next i hope?
yourusername who knows 🤭
landonorris actually she’s coming to the uk with me next
carlossainz55 😢😢 yn you betray me
yourusername you know you’re my favourite carlos
landonorris ouch
charles_leclerc very pretty
yourusername thank you charlie
luvleclrc it’s so sweet that he still comments on her photos
user i miss them real bad
4ouryn are we getting any more travel vlogs soon?
yourinstagram im working on it! it’ll be out around this friday :)
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charles_leclerc good times at home
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user charles leclerc the man that you are 😭😭
user seeing him with a baby is just what i needed on my tl
yourusername two cuties at sea!
charles_leclerc so you think i’m cute 🤔
yourusername only because of the baby in your hands
charles_leclerc you hurt my feelings y/n
user omg charles still flirting with yn is so crazy
user idk if it’s flirting per se, they’re just friends now
user they were so cute i still don’t get why they broke up
user charles broke up with her bc he wanted to focus on racing
carlossainz55 somebody wants to be a daddy
charles_leclerc don’t put words in my mouth mate 😅
user is this a joke ? 👀
pierregasly i see what he’s doing
charles_leclerc ??
landonorris he’s cooking
alexandrasaintmleux so handsome
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📍 lake como, italy
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yourusername loving italia 🇮🇹
carlossainz55 next stop madrid?
yourusername we’ll see, won’t we
landonorris i better be invited
carlossainz55 you know your way here mate
user omg the ferrari flag
yourusername deep down everyone is a ferrari fan :)
user should we read into that
yourusername no lmao
lilymhe travelling with you is the best
yourusername what would i do without you
alexalbon everyday i wake up
user no charles like or comment :( i guess he really is dating that girl
user justice for yn literally
user they still follow each other tho but i feel so bad for both girls
kikagomes i have no clue how anyone could break up with you, like seriously
yourusername me too, but life is too short to worry about things like that babe
user 👀 charles shade??
user i think we should stop tying y/n’s identity to charles in general
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carlossainz55 updated their story 2 hours ago. landonorris updated their story 1 hour ago.
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📍madrid, spain
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yourusername troublemakers in madrid
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landonorris who are those studs in the first photo
yourusername so humble !
alexalbon potential summer soft launch?
yourusername who knows
user ugh why is she always with those two, i swear she wants them so bad
yourusername ew no those two are my sons 🤱
pierregasly who’s the daddy 🤔
landonorris don’t say it like that yn 😭😭
carlossainz55 i’m older than you though, no?
yourusername no carlos it’s like, in spirit
user WHO IS THAT MAN???? is that carlos?? lando??
yourusername no! but he’s certainly someone 🤭
user that’s charles right?
user he’s in monaco right now, it couldn’t be him plus he’s got a gf
lilymhe okay mysterious girl
yourusername i love to keep people on their toes
lilymhe but seriously text me and tell me who that is
kikagomes girl me too
user shout out to yn for reuniting carlando!!
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carlos’s phone 📞
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charles
are you with y/n right now
i know you are
carlos
then why ask m8
yes i’m with her, why?
charles
is she mad at me
carlos
that’s a stupid question, but i don’t know man, she hasn’t brought you up
and lando and i aren’t going to
what’s the phrase?
poke the bear
actually, i shouldn’t compare her to that
but i would be mad if i were her
charles
who’s that man she posted the other day??
you’ve been with her during her entire spain trip yes? what does he look like, do you know him?
carlos
he is a good friend of mine yes
i somewhat set them up, things have been going good, they’re both here at our dinner
charles
aiii carlos! why would you set them up??
how could you do this to me??
carlos
did you forget that you broke with her? to focus on racing?
which would be fine if you didn’t get another girl just a month after?
i don’t even know how she could stay friends with you, but she asked me to find a guy for her
i am a good friend, so i found someone
if you’re jealous, you shouldn’t have broken up in the first place
charles
i’m not jealous at all carlos
carlos
then why are you stalking her account and asking me about a man she is seeing?
if you’re so concerned, text her yourself
charles
argh you’re no help
your phone 📞
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charlie
hey
i miss you
a lot
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moonstruckme · 2 months
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hey! could i request a james potter x reader fic pls?? i have been thinking about him specifically non stop and now i just wanna be domestic and cute with him-
Me too lovely :')
James Potter x fem!reader ♡ 661 words
You’ve told James that you’re painting your toenails on the kitchen counter because it has good light, but he knows it’s really because you want to be near him. He’ll have to clean the counter again after you go, but he’s not complaining. He wants you near him too. 
And anyway, the kitchen does have good light. It streams in through the window to tangle in your hair and glance off your skin, illuminating the concentrated set to your mouth as you bend over your foot on the counter. 
James kisses it lightly, and one corner of your lips quirks up like you’re trying to stop it but can’t quite manage. You taste sweet and a bit tart. 
“Don’t mess me up,” you warn. “This is my last coat, it’s do or die.” 
“Stop eating my blackberries,” he counters, “and we’ll see. No promises.” 
You finish with your nails, setting the brush back in the polish and nabbing another blackberry from his bowl. James gasps, betrayed though not surprised. He pinches your side.
You laugh, leaning away from him fruitlessly. “Stop, I’m going to knock polish onto the rug!”
“You could at least vary your snacking,” James says. “My fruit salad is going to have hundreds of pieces of melon and two blackberries if you keep on like this.” 
“I just like blackberries best.” 
“So does Remus,” he chides with no real severity. “And when he gets here later today and they’re all gone, who do you think will be blamed?”
You bat your eyelashes at him, smiling angelically. “He doesn’t need to know there were going to be blackberries in here to begin with, does he?” you ask. The hope in your voice sparkles like sunshine off the ocean. 
James caves instantly at that tone, but he pretends to take at least a second to mull it over before capitulating. “Fair enough. Have at them, lovie. Leave no trace.” 
You descend like a hawk upon your prey, clawing through the bowl of fruit and popping blackberry after blackberry into your mouth. 
“I’m thinking of going to the store in a bit,” you say. 
James grins down at his cutting board, slicing the skin off a wedge of cantaloupe. “To replenish Remus’ blackberry supply?” he asks. He knows you’re too tenderhearted to truly rob his friend of something he enjoys; you’d be racked with guilt for the rest of the night. 
“To get lemons for lemonade.” You touch your big toe delicately, testing the dryness of your polish. “And if I stumble upon blackberries that look good while I’m there…” You shrug, turning away from him like you think you can hide your smile. As if he can’t hear it in your voice. “Then maybe I’ll grab some. To keep the peace.” 
James reaches over and grips your foot, channeling as much love as he can fit into a good squeeze. You gasp and nearly shriek when his thumb digs into a ticklish spot on your arch, grabbing onto his shoulder to keep from tipping off the counter. He sets a hand on your side to help, and he can feel your ribs shaking as you laugh. 
“Sorry, sorry,” James laughs. “I forgot about that spot.” He didn’t. “Wait for me to finish and we’ll go together, yeah?” 
Your nose scrunches with your smile. “Why, you wanna keep an eye on the blackberries?” 
“I was thinking we’d just get extra,” he proposes. 
You hum contentedly, and he takes the invitation to get further into your space, his hip bumping against your leg. “That’s very chivalrous of you,” you reply, your teasing softened by fondness. 
“Well, I do try. Pretty girls need to be kept happy, yeah?” 
You laugh again, grabbing James’ face in both hands. He knows when you let go, there’ll be sticky purple fingerprints on both of his cheeks. He doesn’t mind. 
“Flirt,” you accuse. 
James pushes forward until his nose is pressed up against yours. “Only for you.” 
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moonrisecoeur · 5 months
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Ur the best sub Leon writer soooo… idk if you seen these but ppl treat las plagas parasite as sex pollen 😭 and I’m so here for it. Concept : re4 leon infected by the parasite OK but he starts out very agressive but ofc he’s a sub so he does whatever reader wants in order to yk… achieve the goal of the parasite (breeding 😔 who said that? Not me) And pls make the reader mean, I love mean femdoms sm, they are chefs kiss. If you need more clarification post it I’ll send another one idk but I’m just seeing what YOU come up with. LOVE UR WRITING btw I love how it’s pretty in character tbh cuz I read ur bully Leon one and I was like “yeah fr like he’s too caring to be a bully 💀”
OMG WAIT MY DUMBASS FORGOT TO ADD: you said smth so mean to him that he came too early. He was so sorry for coming early and the mess he made in you But then he continued to keep going trying to pump more- OK SORRY
the BEST?? idk about that but i shall take ur compliment and deliver to you only my best work so thank u bestie i appreciate it sm !! ^-^
las plagas is crazy cuz like the black veins, the loss of control with your physical body, the pain it causes… that’s literally so hot. leon was so fuckable all of re4 but especially in the scenes where his body is being controlled that man is SCRUMPTIOUS
also just so you know. the veins on his dick are black as well ♡
no pronouns mentioned, afab parts mentioned, plaga leon has to be a top im sorry (technically in straight relationships men are always topping unless u count pegging BUT in this context i mean he’s a top more like ‘he’s a sub but he’ll fuck u stupid’ like that’s the vibe)
you spot his blonde hair from across the hall, running over to him excitedly. thank god you found him.
“leon!” you call out, grabbing the attention of the man in question, as you catch up to him. finally finding him in this nightmarish place after getting separated was the best thing possible, “holy crap, i’m so- i’m so glad you’re okay— woah, what… what happened to you?”
he takes a cautious step back, still seemingly holding a little bit of control over his body, “they said it was a gift in my…. my blood… don’t know what the fuck that was about..”
you take a step forward, reaching out your hand to touch his face, fingers tracing the black lines that were once veins invisible to the naked eye. but he stops you, his hand roughly grabbing your wrist, “don’t.”
“don’t… what?” you ask nervously, shoulders slumped.
“you need to… stay away from me,” he groans from pain, and you’re too worried to listen to his words, “stop, get away from me, you— i could hurt you! i don’t want to hurt you…”
but you don’t listen to him, betraying his wishes by shaking off his grip and reaching your hand out again. he can’t try to stop you this time. he moans, actually moans, when your fingertips touch his face, caressing him softly.
“really? it’s that good?” you ask with a small smirk on your face. leon thinks he could die.
“f-fuck…” he mumbles, finally coming closer to you. his hands wrap around your waist as he leans in for a kiss that you’re not ready for, and you both stumble backwards while you try to ground yourself.
he’s getting rough, aggressive, and you need to push back a little or else he’ll consume you entirely. not that you’d mind.
“leon, ease up,” you whisper, pushing him back slightly, and when a growl escapes his throat, you know he’s clearly not in any state to listen, “leon.”
he annoyedly makes eye contact with you, trying his best to listen to what you’re about to say. he is trying, and that’s the worst part. this is him at his most gentle, most restrained.
“you need to listen to me, okay? can you do that?” you ask softly, hand against his chest to keep him from diving too deep into you, and pressing a kiss to his lips. it’s softer. he moans into your mouth needily, but you don’t let him get rough. instead you sweetly get the taste of him. sure, it’s not a delicious taste, but he’s a delicious experience.
you enjoy the way he’s trying so intensely to control and contain himself, for your sake. he knows what you want from him is not his full fledged desires out in the open, completely unchecked.
when you pull away, he looks wrecked already, “please, you can’t do this to me, not if you’re just going to walk away and leave me desperate.”
part of you wants to reassure him. i’m not going to leave you. i would never abandon you when you need me most. but the other part just wants to ravage him, take all of him for yourself, leave nothing of him left but the perfection you’ve created. perfection in your eyes. maybe he’s not the only one infected with some kind of tainted desire.
instead, to accomplish both, you kiss him again, letting your own intensity and desire take over, potentially overpowering his. he whimpers, his shaky hands holding your hips for stability. he’s not being grossly possessive and rough like before. he’s softer now, pliable.
when you pull away, you whisper, “we need to get somewhere safe.”
“wha… what?”
“i need to take my time with you, and we’re not safe out in the open like this…” you say, leaning in to press a kiss to that sweet spot right below his ear. it’s so cute how truly weak leon is right now. sure, that’s always been his weakness, but it’s elevated multiple times over by this parasite in his blood. you have half the mind to thank that weird cult.
when you find a safe room, you’re immediately back on him, pushing him against the wall, enjoying the way he whimpers as you kiss him, his need for you multiplying by the minute.
“please, please, i need you, i need you so fucking bad, please, i need to take you, need to make you mine, need to—”
“shut up,” you groan, fingers roughly grabbing his jaw, pushing his head back and away from you, “you’re going to be good, or you won’t get what you want. i don’t care how badly you fucking need me, you’re going to be patient. you’re going to be nice and obedient or you’ll get nothing from me. and that little parasite inside of you is horrified at the idea that you won’t get to fuck my pretty pussy, hm?”
he looks pathetic, moaning like a whore at just some words, but it’s the way you say them, the way you say them, that kills him. he eventually calms himself down enough to nod with his eyes shut tightly, “i’ll do whatever you say. you know that.”
“lay down on the floor,” you command, almost growling back at him, and he opens his eyes in surprise.
“what?”
“you heard me. on the ground, beneath me, right now, leon,” your eyes narrow at him, enjoying the way he weakly sinks to his knees before sitting down completely and laying back.
“like this..?” he asks, confused. he doesn’t know what’s about to happen, and that excites him immensely.
you take off your belt with all your utility tools and your jeans along with it. then finally, your underwear. he looks up at you with wide, delicious eyes.
he asks so sweetly, even though he knows the answer, “are you… are you gonna make me..?”
“yeah, you are. i’m going to sit down on your pretty, pretty face and you’re going to enjoy every second of being beneath me, where you belong, servicing me, and making me cum.”
his heart skips a beat at the thought of belonging beneath you, “yeah, fuck, okay—”
“—and you’re not going to fucking talk until i cum, got it?”
he nods, and once you sit down upon your throne, he gets right to work. he laps up the fluids of your cunt like a dog, working tirelessly, sucking on your clit and tongue fucking you. this is his place. he deserves nothing more than to be here with you, caving to your every desire even if all of his thoughts include breeding you and getting you pregnant with his babies. he’d do anything you asked if he could just have that.
he’d be at your service, at your mercy, until you chose to give him what he wanted.
but he makes you cum so fucking hard that it’s impossible to not give him what he wants, especially when rough hands grab onto your thighs as you’re cumming and he’s still giving you the head of your life through your orgasm. he grabs you just to stabilize you, but also to be possessive.
he can’t help how bad he’s gotten about jealousy and possessiveness with this parasite. he’s never been the jealous boyfriend, knowing you could hold your own and you’re loyal and stuff, but something about the way he looks at you now is different. it’s deep and primal. he looks at you like he needs to have you, and no one else can.
it’s insanely hot, but it’s also inconceivable how uncontrollable those urges are. leon has good self control, and you notice it in how he’s acting. again, this is him at his most restrained. he’s trying to keep himself from pouncing on you, taking everything he wants from you because he knows you don’t want that.
somewhere deep inside of him, he’s still himself, still that awkward and dorky guy that just wants to love you and give you everything you want. you wouldn’t want that.
when you roll off of him, laying down next to him to give yourself a moment to recover, you press a kiss to his shoulder, a sign that it’s an act, your harshness isn’t real. he returns the gesture by kissing the top of your head. a sign that he acknowledges your motives.
“please,” he whimpers suddenly, startling you out of your daze as his hand caresses your back softly, “i’ll let you control everything, you can do whatever you want with me, but fucking please, i’m so desperate to put my cock inside of your pussy, baby. i can’t think straight, and i’m trying so damn hard to control myself but i won’t be able to much longer…”
“yeah? you wanna put your cock inside of me? feel it throb inside the wetness and warmth of my cunt, fill me up with—”
he cuts you off with a loud moan, his hands grasping onto you and his eyes shutting tightly at the thought of such pleasure. he looks wrecked at the mere mention of cumming inside of you. you obviously have to capitalize on this fact.
“oh? so it’s the filling me up part, isn’t it? the ‘gift’ you have makes you really want to cum inside me, hm?” you say, smirking cruelly at him, watching his resolve crumble as he moans shamelessly, “do you want… breed me, leon?”
he gasps, breathing heavily. he’s incredibly wound up, and now you know the real reason he’s insatiable and uncontrollable, “f-fuck, i— it’s not that i want to, it’s that i need to… i need to fuck you and breed you so damn bad, i—”
you cover his mouth with the palm of your hand, enjoying the way he groan in pleasure when you straddle him. god, he’s not even inside of you, but he looks fucked out. he looks he’s about to burst already.
“god, you’re so fucking desperate,” you mumble to him, leaning in closer to whisper to him despite having him muzzled with your hand. not that he’d ever hurt you, he would never even imagine it, “you’re going to fuck me stupid, okay? you’re going to fuck me until my legs go numb and i can’t feel anything but you… and only when i tell you you can, you’ll breed me, fuck your cum even deeper into me and not let any of it escape. understood?”
he breathes shakily, not responding. obviously you forgot you have your hand over his mouth. when you take it off, he nervously says, “got it. i’ll… i’ll be good. i’ll make you feel so good.”
your voice is dark, cruel, full of malicious intent, “you fucking better, or i won’t let you cum. you’ll get to fuck me, sure, but i won’t ever give you the satisfying orgasm your body is desperately aching for. you won’t get to fill me up, and all you’ll have left to fuck for your little orgasm is your hand.”
his heart aches. the idea of disappointing you makes him feel a physical pit of nervousness in his stomach, the same ones he felt when he was more like himself. he just wants to feel like himself again.
“g-got it,” he whimpers. you get off of him, and he’s got you pinned immediately, gently resting you against the ground he was previously laying on. the image of you beneath him has him breathless. he feels like he’s worshipping a god with every move he makes.
he slides his cock into you, groaning at how easy it is, how wet you are. he bottoms out almost immediately, enjoying the way your body wraps around him in almost every sense. he silently adores you. he loves that you want him, crave him just like he craves you. that underneath all of your dominance, you’re his lover too.
fuck, he’s starting to feel possessive again. he beings to thrust into you, his body moving faster than either of you can handle, but you keep your cool better than he does.
“don’t let yourself start to think you’re in control,” you murmur, leaning up to press your lips to his shoulder, baring your teeth but not hard enough to draw blood. just enough to remind him of his place, “you belong to me. not the other way around, got it?” you growl into his ear.
he can’t even respond, too enraptured by your body and the feeling of your control over him leaving him a shuddering mess.
and you can’t even deny it. he’s putting in the work, thumb playing your with your clit just like how he knows you like, and clearly he’s getting the results he’s looking for. his body comes closer to the edge sooner than he’d like, but he tries to stave it off, for your sake.
still leaning into him, you whisper in your darkest voice, “maybe i should leave you like this, so you can stay this desperate… for me. i would try and cure you, but… not sure if i really care anymore.”
he shudders, voice giving out on him as he tries to plead with you. he cums without warning, obviously his body did it without the consent and go-ahead of his conscious mind. he already looks embarrassed at cumming without your permission. you don’t really have the mind to care right now, but you remember it for.. later.
“i’m gonna cum, fuck, leon, give it to me, give in to your cravings, your desires, your needs,” you moan in his ear, desperate for him, only him, and he’s yours, he’s all yours, it’s all he’s ever been and all he’ll ever be. he keep fucking you even after cumming, keeping you filled up, pushing it deeper, “make me yours.”
and he has no choice but to comply.
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magicfootballstuff · 5 months
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ona looking after reader who has had slightly too much alcohol pls?? 🤭🤭🥹🥹🥹
“You have the prettiest eyes.”
You stare into the chocolate brown orbs, convinced that you could get lost in their warmth. Ona’s eyes are always so expressive, crinkled at the corners when she laughs, almost golden sometimes under the Spanish sun, and always full of adoration when she looks at you.
Almost always. Right now, she rolls them and starts to shuffle out the booth where you’ve been sitting with your teammates, celebrating a rare weekend off with dinner followed by a few drinks.
“Time to get you home,” Ona says.
“Aitana! Doesn’t Ona have the prettiest eyes?” you ask, looking across the table to the midfielder for support in your latest theory, but Aitana simply sniggers in response.
“Come on,” Ona says, wrapping an arm around your waist as she guides you to your feet. “You’ve had too much to drink. I’ve ordered an Uber for us. Time to say goodbye to everyone.”
“Good luck Ona!” Alexia calls out as you say your goodbyes, and you can hear a couple of the others laughing in agreement.
“I don’t know why they think you need luck,” you say to Ona, as she guides you towards the bar’s exit. “I’m not even that drunk. I’m barely feeling the alcohol at all.”
Your feet betray you, stumbling as you step through the door and out into the warm Barcelona night to wait for your taxi.
“Are you sure about that?” Ona asks in amusement, her fingers tightening around your waist as she tries to keep you upright.
“The floor’s uneven,” you try to justify your stumble. 
Even as you speak, it feels like the floor is swaying beneath your feet and Ona has to work extra hard just to stop you from falling.
“You’re so strong,” you comment, trying to turn in Ona’s arms and reaching out with one of your hands to give her bicep a squeeze for emphasis. “Look at these muscles. It should be illegal for you to wear sleeves with arms like these.”
Ona guides you until you’re sitting on a nearby wall, taking a seat next to you when she’s sure you aren’t going to slide off, as she checks her phone to see where the taxi is.
“You’re just full of compliments tonight, aren’t you?” she murmurs in amusement, one arm still around your waist for support as she turns to press her lips against your temple.
“I don’t compliment you enough,” you counter. “I don’t tell you enough how great you are. You’re pretty and you’re strong. And so kind. Have I ever told you how much I love your big, kind heart?”
“You’re telling me now and that’s what matters.”
Your eyes start to sting and you feel something trickle down your cheeks. As you realise that you’re crying, you try to hide it from Ona by wiping away the tears before she can see them, but with your body pressed into her side, she must hear you sniffling or feel your body trembling against hers.
“Hey, what’s the matter?” Ona is quick to ask. “Talk to me.”
“You’re…” A big sob heaves through your chest, forcing you to pause, before you explain through your tears, “You’re perfect. I’m not good enough for you. You’re out of my league.”
“Oh baby,” Ona soothes you, wrapping both arms around you and pressing her lips to your head again, a series of kisses where your hair meets your forehead. “You’re exactly good enough for me. You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, you make me laugh like nobody else does, you cheer me up when I’m sad, look after me when I’m sick, forgive me when we fight. You’re perfect. You’re exactly the person I want to be with.”
You lift your head and look at Ona through tear-stained eyes.
“Really?”
“Yeah, really,” she teases you, wiping the tears from your eyes with the pads of her thumbs. “Come on, my beautiful silly girl. I think the taxi’s here.”
Ona helps you to your feet again, supporting you with a strong arm around your waist as she uses the other hand to open the back door of the car that’s just pulled up at the side of the road. She helps you inside, stopping you from falling face first across the backseat, before sliding in beside you.
“I’m pretty drunk, aren’t I?” you voice the realisation aloud, when you fumble over the seat belt too many times and Ona has to take over snapping it into place and untwisting it where it sits across your chest.
“Just a little bit,” Ona says, settling into the middle seat so she can be close to you and pulling you against her side once again.
“Tired,” you mumble, letting your head fall against Ona’s shoulder as your eyelids droop shut, the rumble of the car as the driver pulls away lulling you towards sleep.
The last thing you hear before you drift into unconsciousness is the low murmur of Ona’s soothing voice telling you, “Sleep, baby, I’ve got you.” The last thing you feel is the press of her warm lips against your forehead.
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tiredfox64 · 15 days
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Odio
Prior notes: Ah yes, the first of not NSFW work and we get angst. And yes I did base it off the song how did you know? (Romeo Santos pls I need just a glimpse of you irl).
Pairing: Kuai Liang (MK1) x Gn Reader
Warnings ‼️: Angst, there will be no hate to Harumi after this
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Kuai Liang, how that name made your heart ache. Even when you first met him your heartbeat grew quick. You almost believed you were having a heart attack. Patient, honorable, strong, handsome, and kind to you. How could you not fall in love with a man like that?
You did. A love that lasted for so long it ate at you. It screamed at you to confess or try to get him attention. Your heart and mind were at war with each other. The heart said to confess while your mind said you weren’t good enough. You were hurting yourself by putting yourself down. But Kuai Liang was always bringing you back up by praising you. You were the greatest fighter, the kindest soul, the bestest of friend…
But it’s too late I fear. Your dear Kuai Liang is wedded to someone else. And it’s not you.
The two of you are now grandmasters of your own clans. He’s now the grandmaster to the Shirai Ryu with the help of his close friend and now wife, Harumi. You spent the whole wedding ceremony holding in your tears and scowls. Your clan watched you hold it in. In a way you are strong for doing that. Not letting your feelings get in the way of your best friend’s happiness.
You kept your mouth shut, being unsettlingly quiet throughout the whole thing. Not even a hint of a smile. Just a cold expression that could match the likes of Bi-Han. Kuai Liang had to come and check up on you.
“Are you alright, my friend? I’ve never seen you so serious. What’s the matter?” He asked with great concern.
You broke from your cold state to look at him. Immediately you switched up and gave him a smile. It was so fake it didn’t sit right with Kuai Liang. He knows your usual smile. One that’s so warm and could make him smile no matter what. But that wasn’t it. It worried him.
“Ah don’t worry about me, Kuai Liang. You know how it is. I’m just thinking about what my clan has to do soon, see how else we could train, stuff like that.” You made an excuse.
“Are you sure? This is unlike you. Come on, this is my wedding day. I can’t have my best friend sulking all alone.” He took your hands and tried to make you come with him. Like he wanted you to dance with him or bring you over to talk to Harumi. But you didn’t want to, you couldn’t. You snatched your hand back from Kuai Liang which shocked him.
“I am not sulking. Don’t accuse me of anything. You know I hate that.” You snapped at him.
Kuai Liang looked at you with such worry. This can’t be his best friend. Why are they doing this on his wedding day? You realized how you were acting. Cold and snapping at him.
“Kuai Liang, I’m so sorry. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.” You do actually.
Before Kuai Liang could confront you on your actions, your second-in-command stepped in between you and Kuai Liang and whispered in your ear. They made it seem like there was some important matter you had to get to. Without letting you say goodbye to him your clan dragged you away, no reason or excuse for your abrupt exit.
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You would have done everything and anything for Kuai Liang. You could have given him a home, a family, a good future. Why would he run to Harumi when Bi-Han betrayed him? You could have given him the same but even better. Your clan was strong and as tight as family. The Lin Kuei would be no matched against your clan who had a range of different skills. Advanced and powerful, why would he not pick you for help?
The love that you held festered into hatred. Not just for Kuai Liang, you could never fully hate him. But for Harumi. She made him happy which made you burn with jealousy. And you have to keep asking what did she do that you didn’t. You have feared no one in your life, never letting anyone intimidate you. But her, she won the war. You have to accept that. The only war that is left is the one you’re having with yourself.
She gets to be next to him through everything. Through every battle and struggle. While you are left in the background like you were of no importance to him. She can kiss him whenever she wants. On the cheek, the lips, all over his body. You burn up just thinking about it. Those should be your lips on him.
And you don’t wanna be the bad guy here. You don’t want Kuai Liang or Harumi to see you at the enemy. You simply wanted to give Kuai Liang the world and your love. Create a family with him. Have your clan’s compound be his home to come to so he can feel safe and happy. But some other woman gets the chance to play family with him.
So what are you gonna do about it? Well, nothing. You can’t and you won’t. You can’t go begging Kuai Liang for his love. You can’t beg for him to marry you instead. You recognize that Harumi has done a lot for him. It would be a shame if he threw it all away just for you. You must put your brave face on and keep going. Your clan has already seen their grandmaster suffer enough. Your second-in-command can’t take your sadness and sorrow anymore. Everybody is ready for you to move on as you should. Enough of the fake smiles reassuring them that you are fine. No more shedding tears at night which everybody could hear. And no more having outburst full of rage that you destroy something in the compound. You will keep moving but with hate in your heart instead.
Unfortunately, you will also leave Kuai Liang devastated. He will never receive another letter from you. A smile, a gift, a laugh, or a hug. The moment he put a ring on Harumi’s finger was the moment he lost his best friend. And he didn’t even know. He will be left wondering where you are. Where will you be when he needs help or even a friend to talk to. He really did try to see you again but your clan was trying to protect you. They didn’t dare let him come close to you ever again.
“Why are you keep me away? I just want to see my friend. Do you have no heart?” He asked your second-in-command.
“You are not welcomed as of now, Kuai Liang. I am sorry but you may not see our grandmaster. It is best that you leave.” Your second-in-command was firm in their statement.
“You can’t keep me away from my friend. I deserve an explanation on why I haven’t heard from them in weeks.” Kuai Liang was getting bothered by them at this point but your second-in-command barked back at him.
“You have a home and wife to return to, grandmaster. I suggest you get off these grounds right now. My grandmaster does not and should not see you.”
All Kuai Liang got after that was the doors to the compound slamming shut. He’s hurt by their words. It hurt to be turned away, to be rejected.
The funny thing is that you truly do love him. You love him so much that you start to hate. To hate means to care. And you care about him too much. Kuai Liang will never know that. Because you will take it to your grave. Unless someone will come around to cure you of your hatred.
After notes: Ah geez I’m no expert on angst. I already got depression why would I ask for more. Hopefully people like this as well. I’m not sure if I will write much for him but it won’t hurt me if I do. The reason I’m even saying that is cause I want to make fanfics of characters I feel like either don’t get enough love or I don’t see enough fanfics of. But this was an idea I had and I wanted to get this out so yeah. Whatever. Have fun? Adiós!
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eetherealgoddess · 2 months
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Could u pls write pt 2 for CAUGHT ..?
It was so good, Ur writing is js so amusinggg
(It totally OK if u don't want to)
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Alright, this is gonna be angsty af and I don’t think you’re gonna expect the ending so I hope you enjoy it! Sorry if Sanzu or anyone else seems ooc I really tried to keep them in character.
Read the first part for context!! Link below!! ♡︎♡︎♡︎
Part One
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ꨄCaught 2ꨄ
Oneshot - Yandere Cheater Au
Sanzu Haruchiyo & Haitani Brothers x Reader
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Not fully proofread
MY TR FANDOM WORKS ARE ONLY ON TUMBLR, AO3, AND WATTPAD UNDER EETHEREALGODDESS! REPORT IF YOU SEE IT POSTED UNDER ANYONE ELSE BUT ME!!!
I apologize if I get any Japanese etiquette or culture wrong, I literally have to research the culture for some of my fandom stories so if anything is wrong, please excuse my ignorance.
Notice:
✩Y/n is 18+. I picture him as a black male but you can see him however.
✩Some parts of the story may not be realistic or factual. After all, this is a work of fiction.
✩Although it's a dark 'romance,' I do not condone any of the behavior displayed.
✩Dark content such as: gore, violence, triggering topics, graphic scenes, vulgar language, explicit sexual content, etc.
✩There may be scenes that involve non con and/ or dubcon so don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable
✩That being said, this story is for 18+ only.
Enjoy!
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Caught 2
“So you work for a criminal organization?” You question Sanzu as you sit on the bed with your knees against your chest, arms circled around them. Fortunately, Sanzu didn’t have to follow the Haitani Brothers to work today so he stayed home to answer any questions you have to regain trust, though you haven't accepted or declined their ‘offer,’ you decided to give him a chance to tell you the truth about everything he either lied about or never informed you. He sits beside you, body still bare as he leans his head on your shoulder, blanket only covering his bottom half.
“And the Haitanis too?”
“Yeah.”
You pause in thought, repeating what has been confirmed in your mind. Everything began to make more sense considering the situation from the night before.
“How long have you been cheating on me?” You grimace as the ache in your chest appears, the memory still causing a type of pain you won’t be able to rid any time soon. His lack of response caused you to feel worse as your stomach dropped, anxiety high as you sat in discomfort while holding back your tears.
“A year.” You couldn’t look at him, pushing him off as you curled into a fetal position, facing away from his form. You don’t bother to fight off the arms circling around you as his body spooned yours, hugging you tightly. Half way needing the comfort as well as not having the strength as you humiliatingly allow the tears to fall.
“Why?” You say in a shaky voice, his hand gently stroking your stomach as you feel his breath on your neck.
“I love them as much as I love you.” He whispers, fingers gripping your skin as he listens to you weep.You turn your head to meet his eyes.
“How could you say that? We were together first! Y-you betrayed me!” His palm reaches your face as he hovers over you from behind.
“I’m sorry.” He places his lips on yours as you move your lips back eagerly, desperate to revive the old feeling you would get before you found out about everything. The smacking of your lips echoed through the bedroom as he climbed on top of you, the covers sliding down as his naked body sits on top of yours.
Your cock springs to life against his ass as your hands are placed on his chest. Both of his hands gently grab your wrists before pinning them beside your head. He moves slightly against your cock, testing the waters as you quietly moan against his mouth.
“Such a good slut for us. Dirty boy, what would Y/n think if he saw you like this?” Ran teases with a smirk as he continues his thrusting, making intense eye contact with Sanzu who responds with another loud moan before Rin smacks his ass.
You continue to ignore the painful memories, Sanzu releasing your wrists to wipe your tears with his thumbs, his lips catching your tongue in a sucking motion as you feel his cock harden against your stomach. One of his hands reaches back, brushing against your cock before rubbing his thumb along your tip.
“He likes it. So fucking dirty.” Rin chuckles as he accelerates his thrusts. “Tell us how much of a dirty whore you are.” He halts before bending over to grab Sanzu’s hard cock as he gives it a squeeze. Ran pulls Sanzu’s head off of his cock.
“I’m such a fucking slut! I’m a dirty whore! Keep fucking me, please! I’m so close!”
Your eyes are shut tight as you begin to sweat, pleasure shooting from your cock from his touch. The touch you thought was only shared between the two of you. The touch that felt only special to you. Sanzu’s lips move from your mouth as they make their way down your neck, kissing the scar he left from biting you yesterday. You shiver as he whispers, “I can’t let you go,” against your neck. …a bullet made contact with his stomach, his body falling with a thud.
“WHAT THE FUCK!” You yell at the intruders before hopping up and running to the bleeding man…
The pink haired beauty spits in his hand before he wraps it around your cock, rubbing your shaft before he lowers himself, moaning out as your erection is engulfed in his ass. You suck in a breath as he picks himself up before dropping down. He rolls his hips, meeting your thrusts as you both accelerate, your hands holding onto the back of his head and neck as he grips your shoulders.
“We’ll never be through! You promised!” He says before he pulls his arm back and lands a direct punch to your face.
He pulls back with a heated gaze, placing his hands on your chest as he speeds up, hair flapping as his head falls back, mouth slightly open as you eye the pretty sight in awe. You wet one of your hands with spit before wrapping around his shaft, tugging as his hips buck harder.
“Good. So good.” He whispers, his nails piercing your chest as you speed your hand.
“S-stop!” You yell, grabbing Sanzu’s hair before pulling him off your cock, a string of saliva and cum hanging from his mouth as you eyed his gorgeous, red face. His eyes glazed over as he moans from the grip on his head, body rocking as Ran fucks into him.
“What is th-!” He cuts you off by desperately attaching his lips to yours.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” He whispers against your lips with one hand balancing himself as he rubs your cock.
“S-Sanzu! Wait.” The memories that invade your mind begin to distract you, becoming too overwhelming to handle as he rides your cock. Pulling your hand back, you place it on his shoulder, slightly pushing him away. He doesn’t budge, continuing to pound his own prostate against your erection as he bites his lip. You hold back from bucking your hips as you sit up, only to be pushed back down by his hands.
“He’s still not convinced.” Rin says, motioning his head for Sanzu to kiss him. You hear the lip smacking of both men next to your ear, the pain in your chest deepening as well as your conflicted feelings of being aroused by the display.
“Stop!” You yell out, sweat dripping from your head as he pins your wrists. He narrows his blue eyes.
“Why can’t you accept me?” He hissed, riding harder as both of his hands wrap around your throat. Your hands attempt to peel his fingers off before you try to push him off, his hands cutting your air way off as your body rocks against the bed.
“You like this, huh? Watching him get fucked while he takes your dick in his throat. You just wanted to be included, yeah?” You can hear Rin’s smirk as Ran chuckles, sweat covering his body as his face becomes darker.
“You’re a dirty boy, too. That's why you watched us for so long. Maybe you’re a slut too, yeah?” Ran grins.
You scratch his arms as blood oozes out, attempting to free yourself as his grip tightens, your face tight as it becomes warmer, your feet kicking the bed as you try to grip him somehow to push him off. He only stares down at you with a cold glare, pink hue still on his face as he nears his orgasm.
“It’s okay if it feels good. Embrace it, my love.” Sanzu says softly against your cock…
Black dots begin to fill your vision as you struggle to get Sanzu off of you. Finally, another pair of arms wrap around the pink haired fiend before he’s yanked off of you, hands releasing their tight grip as you sit up and cough violently, catching your breath before you fall back down weakly.
“I just need him to understand, Rin!” Sanzu growls frustratingly as he’s held in the purple haired man’s arms, attempting to free himself before Rin forces him to make eye contact.
“I know, but you have to calm down.”
You ignore the older Haitani caressing your forehead with his thumb as well as checking your breathing. Your eyelids shut, darkness engulfing your vision.
Ran looks back at the two men.
“I think we’ll give it to him. There’s no coming back from this.”
You wake up in a bed, sitting up as you stretch and yawn. You look at the dim lamp as well as the dark room, attempting to remember your surroundings. You look at the door in confusion when three people you don’t recognize walks in.
One of the men smiles before he sits on the bed.
“Do you remember your name?”
Your eyebrows furrow as you nod your head.
“Y/n?” The man smiles wider as he says, “Good. Do you remember anything in the past twenty four hours?”
You think for a minute before you shake your head. You also say no when he asks if you remember who he is or the other two people in the room. They all give each other a look.
Come to find out, you recently suffered from a head injury, causing you to forget not only some of your past but the past twenty four hours as well. Including the men who claim to be your boyfriends. Apparently you’ve all been together for three years. You had a nurse who came to check in on your amnesia for a week before you got back on your feet. At least one of your boyfriends stayed with you while the others went to work at some business firm they work for.
A year passes and everything is back on track, as well as your blooming relationship. The sex is enticingly good, your boyfriends seeming to know all your favorite spots as well as helping you learn theirs. They replaced all your old belongings such as your devices with new ones, clear of any old data. You all had been living happily together, until one day, home alone and bored, you eyed the office. Curious you looked around, coming across a filing cabinet. Opening it, you found an old phone. A weird feeling settled in your gut as you set it on the charger.
While it charges, you check the files. The names catch your eye as you pass through. Grabbing one, you open it, gasping as you drop it from your hand. Your body trembles as you eye the gruesome photo. Eyebrows furrowing as your palm covers your mouth, you read the document attached.
Victim? Traitor? Bonten? What the fuck?
You set that one back, grabbing another file and opening it to view the content. Gasping once more with wide eyes as you stare at another ‘traitor’ that Bonten took care of, a gruesome detailing of the incident. Seeing the phone turn on next to you, shakily grabbing it, you eye the picture of you and Sanzu in confusion. Why is it just you two? You search through the phone’s photos as well as the messages, gaining clue after clue of what truly happened with your ‘head injury.’ You figured out every single lie they told you since you woke up a year ago.
You couldn’t stop the vomit from shooting out of your throat, gagging and dry heaving as you breathe heavily, sweat covering you as you frantically get off of the floor, not bothering to clean the mess. You run out of the office straight into a chest. The hairs on your arms stick up as you look at the person you thought you knew in fear.
“What a curious little kitten.”
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y0urzayn3 · 3 months
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Bf!Tomioka Hcs
Tomioka Giyuu x Fem!Reader
Tw - Nsfw at the end, Demon Slayer Spoilers
Let me know if I missed any!
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Sfw:
- Tomioka had a rough childhood, losing his sister and best friend. Due to this, I think he would be hesitant to open up to someone new.
- When he does, he might be a little more affectionate and gentle. He’ll start with longer conversations before physical touch though.
- He’ll probably deny his feelings for you at first claiming that he’s too busy with his work to be in a relationship. But he knows damn well he’s down bad for you.
- Due to his work, you would most likely be a demon slayer yourself, perhaps a Hashira too.
- Shinobu probably noticed his lingering gaze on you during meetings and teases him about it.
- When you start dating he would not make it public instantly, but the Hashira would find out that something is going on between you two.
- Igoru and Sanemi 100% pull you to the side randomly and ask you how you fell for someone with that “I’m different from you” attitude.
- IF THEY KNEW 😭
- He often places soft kisses on your forehead and calls you baby or love.
- When you go out for missions alone he’s worried sick. Though he usually tags along-
- “What do you mean you want to do this mission alone?”
- His idea of dates would definitely be small picnics by lakes. He’s worried sick that you don’t like his choices
- If you get injured, he’ll visit the butterfly mansion and tell you how you need to be more careful.
- Pls call him “Yuu” he’ll melt in your arms.
- Cuddle bug and Big Spoon
Nsfw -
- Soft dom
- He’s always praising you, he rarely degrades
- His favourite position is definitely missionary, he loves to pound into you as you wrap your legs around his waist
- Kink - I just know he has a praise kink himself. Please tell him how good he’s doing, he needs to hear it
- I feel because of the era he comes from he doesn’t have much experience with toys, but he’ll try for you!
- I don’t think Tomioka is very experienced, so he’ll need to suck or bite your skin to hide his adorable whimpers. If you tell him to be louder he’ll let out some cute moans near your ears.
- But his thrusts are hard and fast, he’s slapping us hips against yours, betraying his voice. He, and the other Hashira have monstrous amounts of stamina, so good luck keeping up-
- But the aftercare is so worth it. He’ll run a warm bath for you, massage you where you’re sore and even share his salmon daikon with you. What more could you ask for?
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Belongs to @y0urzayn3, please don’t steal my work!
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rose-pearls · 2 years
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Laughs in the courtyards
Summary: Theo tries to enjoy some alone time with his girlfriend but his friends decide to crash the moment.
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The courtyard was full of students trying to go from one side of the castle to the other or simply trying to enjoy the weather before it became too cold. Theo starts to laugh at the sight of the first years trying to have their broom lift himself off the ground and he remembers being in their position a couple of years ago and meeting his friends.
“What are you laughing at?”, when he looks up, he finds his girlfriend looking at him with a fond smile.
“The first years learning to fly.”, he nods his head towards them, and his girlfriend also starts to laugh before sitting down next to him. He puts his arm around her and brings her closer to him.
“Some of those will be the next quidditch players.”, Theo hums and a cheeky grin appears on his face.
“And some of them will never be able to fly.”, the girl scoffs and slaps his chest while he starts laughing at her expression.
“Not everyone feels safe on a piece of wood, having balls flying everywhere.”, he starts laughing even harder and a blush appears on her cheeks.
“You are one dirty minded boy, Nott”, he chuckles at that and sends her a suggestive wink.
“I don’t think I heard you complain about that last week.”, her cheeks get even redder, and she sends him a glare that looks more like a pout.
“I have to say, you improved.”, she had a wicked grin on her face while he looked at her in fake hurt.
“You take that back! I’m a pro.”, her laugh can be heard through the whole courtyard and Theo enjoys it before starting to tickle her.
Her laughs get louder, and he is grinning like an idiot at her red cheeks and large smile.
“Pl – please stop,”, she starts laughing again and he joins her.
“Only if you admit that I am the best you’ve ever had.”, she looks at him unimpressed and he grins at her.
“You are the only one I have ever had, so I can’t really say anything about others.”, she looks at him with a proud smile, because she outsmarted him, but he only feels his heart burst at the thought of her only ever being with him.
“Good, I plan to have it stay that way.”, she grins at him from her place on the ground, she is lying down and is trying to breath normally again after his tickling. 
“Come here you big idiot.”, she takes his hand in hers and brings him closer to her.
“Maybe an idiot, but your idiot.”, the radiant smile he gets in return makes his stomach giddy and he crashes his lips against hers. Her hands are playing with his hair while he caresses her sides deepening the kiss.
“Can you two keep it in your pants for more than two minutes?”, Theo groans as he hears Pansy’s voice and drops his head on his girlfriend’s chest.
“Hi guys, how are you doing?”, he hears Y/N talk with the rest of the group while he enjoys hearing her strong heartbeat.
“Still alive Nott?”, he can hear Blaise’s teasing voice and lifts his head from his girlfriend’s chest and slowly sits down next to her.
“It was better when we were just the two of us.”, he glares at the others but a smile breaks on his face.
“Please, you love us.”, Pansy dramatically throws her hair over her shoulder while sending him a wink. Blaise brings her closer to him while Draco looks at all of them with a tired expression.
“Could you all be less all over each other?”, everyone laughs at Draco’s antics before we see Potter and his clique walking towards Hagrid’s hut.
“Maybe Potter would agree to be all over you.”, Pansy starts laughing hard at Y/N’s words and a large blush appears on Draco’s cheeks. Blaise and Theo are trying not to laugh but they both fail and start laughing.
“Shut up”, Draco mutters under his breath and his girlfriend looks proud of herself.
“This is why you are my favorite!”, the three boys shoot a betrayed look at Pansy while she gives a high five to Y/N. 
“I am your boyfriend, I should be your favorite!”, Pansy smirks at Blaise and shrugs her shoulders.
“You will get over it!”, Blaise huffs before bringing Pansy closer to him.
“So, who is ready for charms?”, everyone groans at the thought of class and the number of hours before the evening.
“I can’t wait for class to be over.”, everyone nods in agreement at Draco’s statement and before we know it, we have to go to class.
“Common Theo let’s get to class.”, he groans but follows her and his friends towards the castle.
“Hopefully we will be able to have some time together at one point without someone crashing.”, he has a pout on his face and Y/N looks at him with a sly grin.
“That is why the Room of Requirement exists.”, he starts smiling at the thought and brings her closer to him.
“Tonight?”
“After dinner!”, she agrees and then leaves him to join Pansy to talk about some things that she heard around the castle while Blaise joins him to talk about the potion assignment they have.
It was going to be a long time before he could have some alone time with his girlfriend but now, he simply enjoyed the time with his friends.
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sataraxia · 10 months
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you're losing me.
miguel o'hara x fem!reader
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summary: 'you're losing me' by taylor swift.
genre: angst, so much angst. basically a songfic.
warnings: cursing, violence, hard violence at the end, the reader shows signs of bpd. it "continues" the across the spiderverse plot.
a/n: i wanted to do this for a while now, i'm a fluff fan but a taylor swift one first. english isn't my first language so pls let me know my mistakes.
w.c: 13.2k
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You have been with Miguel for more than a while now, just without a confirmation in between, there was never an "I love you", much less an " I’m sorry", but you two knew it, you cared for each other, and it would always be like that, no need for words.
But it was later that you really got to know the man you loved unconditionally.
You say “I don’t understand and i say, “I know you don’t”
“Love, you’ve been with that for a whole week, don’t you think it’s time to stop?” you said with no more than sweetness and care in your voice.
He didn’t say anything, not even look at you.
“I know that it’s important, but you haven't been eating, or sleeping well.” letting out a sigh, you tried to approach him. “I'm going out on a long mission tomorrow, you know, we could get dinner, or something.”
“I don’t understand how you could think that getting dinner is more important than this, and you should be working too, get out.” it was like he had put a wall between you two, ‘cause you didn’t dare to get closer than you were.
And it’s been like that for some time now, since the events of earth 1610, he’s been a workaholic, but you could take it, you always could.
“We thought a cure would come through in time..”
You’ve been out on this mission for almost three weeks, you missed your friends, missed Miguel, ‘cause maybe, just maybe, he was being himself again.
Of course not. When you arrived at the HQ, more specifically his office, the first thing you saw of him was a man yelling at a kid that a citizen was supposed to be dead, and the same fate was meeting the kid’s father.
The thing was, you didn’t really enjoy talking about canon events with Miguel, because you don’t like the term, in fact, you hate that he invented a word that justifies all the pain you, and everyone here, endured.
You wanted to do something, help Miles, but your thoughts were blurry, knowing that every decision you take from now on can change everything with Miguel.
“..now I fear it won’t.”
“Remember lookin’ at this room, we loved it ‘cause of the light.”
The chase after Miles already started, and you just stood there, while every other Spider-Man was trying to capture a kid.
You wanted to scream, most likely to the man who gave the order, but you had to stay on his side, right? 
At least that was what your body wanted, ‘cause suddenly you were in the platform, the one where Miguel had brought you everytime you were injured, where you had your first kiss and the so many more that followed.
You didn’t even think about it, you started helping Miguel telling him where you saw Miles in the cameras, opening the path for him.
“Now I just sit in the dark and wonder if it’s time.”
This was the man you’ve fallen for? the one that was hitting a kid, telling him that he shouldn’t even exist? you knew part of his behavior was because of his feral instincts, but trying to justify this was making you sick.
You saw how Miles was running for his life, feeling betrayed by his own people, hurting like hell just wanting to come home to his parents, that’s when it hit you, you couldn’t do this.
He reached the machine that would send him “home”, you could hear your lover yelling at you from the ear piece that you two shared “Shut it off! Come on!”.
“Do I throw out everything we built or keep it?”
Your thoughts were colliding in your mind, the typical “my heart wants something but my brain another” line sounding everywhere.
But time took the choice for you, Miles was already gone and you didn’t do anything to stop it, nothing came from the other side of the communicator, but you’ve never heard a silence quite this loud.
The fear that you were experiencing right now was almost unrecognizable. almost.
“I’m getting tired even for a phoenix, always rising from the ashes”
It was the same fear that you had the day he found you.
Like every other spider person, you had been through a lot, but it came to a point where your family didn’t acknowledge you anymore, the only friend you had died because of you.
So, you’ve always known you were a failure, thinking about it now, maybe the relationship you’ve built with Miguel it’s just because he was the first person that didn’t see you as one.
It was hard at first, learning that everytime your parents insulted you, all the times that you were punished by them, all they took from you, all that was supposed to happen, hell, it had to be like that.
With time, and with Miguel by your side, you grew comfortable in your position, you could stay with him forever, just like he promised all the times you crawled to him after a bad day or a bad memory. forever, right? 
“You might just have dealt the final blow.”
You were facing each other, he was always taller than you, but right now, you feel like the smallest thing in the world, you’ve known this feeling, and you don’t want that to happen with him.
But it was too late to want and not want things.
“Why didn't you do it? It was a simple button.” his voice was raspy, probably from all the yelling before, but he’s being cautious with you, the feeling in your stomach confirms it.
“I didn’t think like it was the right thing.” you didn’t tremble, he knows that you need him, but he also knows the woman you are.
“What?” that was it.
Silence, it could have been just seconds, but it feels like eternity to you, maybe because eternity was beautiful in your eyes, and what he started to say, definitely not.
“It’s incredible how after all this time, all of the effort I put on you, you show up to be just a disappointment, i don’t care what you think.”
“Stop.” he didn’t mean it, he didn’t mean it.
“Stop, you’re losing me.”
“No, you dont get for me to stop, I've always been there for you, I saved you again and again for you to turn your back on me? really?” you could feel the anger in his voice.
“Miguel, it's not like that, stop.” a little steps to get closer, you needed him closer.
“Stop, you’re losing me.”
“It is like that, it's always like that, you always fail and let me down, you don’t care about the real things because you’re stuck to keep suffering for some stupid thing that happened to you years ago, i'm tired of you being a nuisance to me.”
“My heart won’t start anymore..”
“What?” now it was your turn, without letting the tears take over your face. “I’m a nuisance? And what about you? the only thing you’ve been doing is watching on that little screen something that you could never have again, holding on to the memory of your mistakes, jealous that a kid can know beforehand and actually do something about it!” you know you don’t mean this, you know his suffering, but this was just too much.
“What I do is my business, but you work for me, you have to do what I say.” his tone wasn’t cautious anymore, his words were as thin as a dagger, was it always like that for him?
“I don’t work for you, i’m your-” he cut you off, almost instantly.
“You’re nothing to me.” he didn’t look at you when he said that.
“..for you.”
“What are you gonna do to that kid?” your voice was kinda broken, but you glared at him with storms in your eyes.
“Whatever is necessary to avoid him destroying a whole universe.”
“And the air is thick with loss and indecision.”
“Then I'm gone.” you turned away, he didn’t say anything, he didn’t look back.
He didn’t care if you were gone, he was letting you go just this easy, when your whole body was screaming at you that you should crawl to him, beg for his care and for his love, like you always did.
“Now you’re running down the hallway, and you know what they all say..”
That night, Miguel went to his room, that was yours too, expecting to find you a crying mess, it was always like that, you two had argued before, and he knows that he can fix this, by fixing you.
Opposite of his imagination, you weren’t there, all that was left was all your stuff, the clothes that he loved seeing you wearing, the gifts that he made, the ones that you made, all of it was there, but not you.
He forgot what fear was like, until he saw the little note you had left behind for him.
“i love you.”
It was the first time that one of you “said” that, and he hated it, hated his vulnerability, hated the short tear that was crossing his jaw now, but mostly, he hated you, for making him feel all of this and being gone.
“You don’t know what you got until it’s gone.”
“My heart won’t start anymore (‘cause you’re losing me).”
It had been three months now, you were helping Miles and his band, they were your friends now and they cared for you.
Mostly Gwen, you talked to her a lot, and she’s been helping you with your feelings.
You were miserable, you hated this so much, hated him so much.
The truth was that you were dying to go with him, you were so attached that it was completely painful, and you were fighting with yourself every day.
Because not matter how much you loved Miguel, you were on your own now, and you had the right to think and act for yourself, so if that means you have to be against him, even fight him, then you were going to do it.
That was what you said to yourself, but when the moment came, when all of your friends were fighting against the corporation you helped build, when the love of your life was in front of you, claws and teeth out, you were paralyzed.
“‘Til we were too far gone to bring back to life”
He was getting closer and closer, and some part of you was hoping that this was the man that didn’t even need words for you to know he loved you, the man that you would give up on your life from, you would do anything or everything for the things to go back to how they were.
“I gave you all my best me’s, my endless empathy.”
And that thought alone bothered you, why would you do everything for a man that was about to kill you if necessary? you were done with this.
You threw the first punch, as it was unexpected, he didn’t block it at all.
“And all I did was bleed as i tried to be the bravest soldier.”
“I’m not afraid of you.” your voice didn’t come off as he expected, you weren’t fragile anymore.
And so it began, he was a fighter and he wasn’t containing, you were hurt but you didn’t stop,for now you were blocking his claws and pushing him towards a kind of factory in the city, the farther away he was from Miles, the better.
“You’re not gonna kill a child Miguel, I'm not letting you.” he didn’t even care to respond, god how you hated that he wasn’t giving any signal of regret in all of this.
“You can still come with us, with me, you know?” of all the things he could’ve said, he chose that.
“Fighting in only your army, frontlines, don’t you ignore me.”
You didn’t respond, he kept talking.
“You are my best soldier, come on.” you were under him, he could finish this right now, you were bleeding and sore, he was too.
“I’m the best thing at this party (you’re losing me).”
The only reason you couldn’t hate him was the memories of what you had, but that, the attitude that he has on top of you, like your life was only in his hand, that he was portraying himself as your forever savior, you were boiling with rage.
You moved as fast as you could, pushing him off of you with the studies you had collected of fighting beside him, now you were on top, hitting at him with blood nubling your “pretty eyes” as he called them.
With that, he understood there was not a turning the situation, this was it, this is how it’s gonna end.
He grabbed you with all his strength and started shoving your body against the columns in the old fabric, along with this, he was telling you how disappointed he was, villainizing you for leaving him alone.
You couldn’t hear due to the damage.
“And I'm fading thinking do something, babe, say something.”
Blow comes, blow goes, you weren’t thinking of what you were doing, you were so mad that he wasn’t saying something, that he prefers this before taking the risk of believing in you.
“I hate you.” you thought about every time, how he manipulated you, how he controlled every feeling and idea in your head, and you hated how much you would love to stop this and go back to that.
“Lose something babe, risk something.”
He wasn’t fighting back anymore, the floor was cold and every punch that touched his skin made him feel warm.
He was regretting everything, he didn’t care about Miles now, he didn’t care about another universe anymore, he only cared about you, the universe of his own.
“I did everything for you, I would've died only for you, I would've even killed Miles for you, and I think I would still do it if you just choose me!”
You were letting it all out, not even listening to the voice of the man under you.
“Choose something, babe, i got nothing to believe, unless you’re choosing me.”
You were tired, couldn’t throw anymore hits, and that’s when you noticed, he was barely breathing under you, mumbling some words that you haven’t heard.
Your body didn’t move, you freezed.
“Stop, you’re losing me.”
Miguel used his last strength to clean some of the tears that were traveling down your cheek, you could now hear what he was saying.
“I’m so sorry, amor.” it’s the first time you’ve seen a genuine smile.
“Stop, stop, stop.”
You know there was nothing to be done, and no one could help right now, it was just you and him like it was in the beginning.
“I love you.” you whispered to him, grabbing his hand.
“I love you too.” he closed his eyes.
“I can’t find a pulse, my heart won’t start anymore.”
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lex-lee-666 · 2 years
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hey!
can you do jealous smut with any characters for your choosing pls?
thx><
A/n: I didn’t know if you wanted the reader to be jealous or the characters so I just did a mix of both <3 hope you like this!
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♥︎・sub!xiao, scaramouche, childe, thoma, itto x dom!reader.
♥︎・warnings: jealousy (obviously), possessiveness, dacryphilia, slight bondage, begging, degradation, teasing, semi-public sex, nipple play, hair pulling, marking, cock stepping, slapping, mention of voyeurisme/exhibitionism, praise, denial.
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⭐︎ Xiao:
“Please…” Xiao begged, his hand tightly clutching your shirt as he buried his face in your chest.
“Use your words, dear, I can do many things but reading minds isn’t one of them” you said, gently stroking his hair to relax him.
“Please, show me I’m the only one you love” he whispered, ashamed to be speaking the words or having those feelings.
Lifting his chin, you placed a soft kiss on his lips, slowly lowering yourself as you gave every inch of his body the attention and love he deserved.
Finally reaching his waist, you took his pants off and placed his cock in your mouth, relishing in the way he moaned and cried each time the tip hit the back of your throat.
“Is this because of Morax?” you whispered, briefly pausing before continuing the action that made the poor adeptus moan and cry underneath you.
“How could you not love him when he’s Rex Lapis? The great almighty god of contacts. I-I’m nothing compared to him”
“You’re Atalus, the guardian Yaksha, Conqueror of Demons, the Golden Eyed King, but most importantly, you’re the man I love with all my heart, he is nothing compared to you. If he didn’t fight the war alongside me I wouldn’t think twice before ending my supposed ‘friendship’ with him”
He was about to defend his god when all rational thought slipped from his mind the moment your mouth found his dick once again, bobbing your head up and down in a rhythm that pushed him right off the edge of sanity.
“Never bring up that fossil again, he isn’t worth you getting sad over”
⭐︎ Scaramouche:
“You’re such a baby, seriously, you think I, the Balladeer, the ever so great harbinger would resort to such lowly attempts to what? Make you jealous?”
If the annoyed look on your face was any indication to how pissed you were, it certainly didn’t translate well to the short man in front of you but as you refused to entertain his charade, Scaramouche smirked and lowered himself between your legs.
“Seriously? You didn’t feel anything seeing that lowly peasant with their hands all over my body like that?” he whispered, his face resting on your thigh.
With a gentle hand, you stroked his cheek, watching the way his expression softened as he relaxed in your embrace.
Slap!
The sudden pain made his eyes shoot open, his cheek red and stinging.
“What use do words have when I can just show you?” you sweetly replied, grabbing his collar and throwing him on the bed.
“Since you’re openly admitting to trying to get a reaction out of me, that gives me permission to do whatever I want, right?”
You stepped on his cock, basking in the way his features morphed into something between pleasure and pain, the first overpowering the second in intensity, his gasps and moans betraying his mumbles of denial as tears spilled from his eyes and stained his cheeks.
“I’d let all the people of Snezhnaya use you for their pleasure if it meant seeing the slutty faces you’re making right now”
⭐︎ Childe:
“Don’t even think about laying your hands anywhere on y/n’s body if you want to live long enough for you to witness sunrise”
Childe was doing a perfect job keeping men from making advances on you, his threats getting more and more creative as the night went on, and you thought he deserved a reward.
You could finally enjoy a night out without having to reject anyone, certainly that was no insignificant thing.
“Y/n, you-”
“Shhh, just sit still and let me take care of you” you whispered, opening the buttons on his shirt to expose his impressive body, kissing all the scars that decorated it.
“I have never seen a man as brave, dedicated and kind as you are”
You finished the statement with a pull on his nipples, taking them in your mouth to ease the stinging, watching the fatui harbinger lose himself in the pleasure you were giving him.
His hands found your hair and tugged on the roots, grinding his hips into your body for a bit of friction, hoarse moans and groans urging you to keep going.
Without warning, Childe came in his pants, his face a deep shade of red as he squirmed underneath you.
“Cumming in your pants, untouched, just like a little teenager? I’m afraid I’ll have to check again, just to make sure you’re as sensitive as you have shown yourself to be”
⭐︎ Thoma:
“Is my precious little housekeeper jealous?” you teased, watching as Thoma pouted and kept avoiding you.
“I should feel insulted to be honest. The head of the Kamisato clan? Seriously?”
“What? Mister Kamisato is a very hardworking and attentive man, he-”
“I don’t care about all of that, you think he’d let me tie him up, explore his body, give him endless pleasure yet deny him release? If I didn’t know better, I’d feel jealous since you hold an annoying bastard like himself in such high regard” you whispered, pulling Thoma’s hair tie off and wrapping it around his wrists, making sure to run your fingers down his body in a way that made him shudder.
“Y/n…” he whined, burying his face in your neck before boldly sucking on the spot under your ear, leaving multiple marks decorating your neck.
“How pretty… Let me return the favor, mark you as mine the way I am yours, let me show you how a man I truly love is actually treated”
⭐︎ Itto:
“Did you see the way that woman complimented my clothes? She said it suited my body to perfection, also, the merchant said he loved my horns, how cool is that? Oh and-”
The poor oni was cut off by you pushing him against the wall, your hungry eyes studying his uncertain expression.
As much as you loved the fact that now everyone loved Itto, you got sick of hearing random people taking up all of his attention to the point where he started neglecting you, only coming to tell you about all the new compliments he received.
“On your knees” you ordered, your face leaving no room for negotiation.
“What? Here? We’re barely covered, what if someone sees us?”
That much was true, you were in an alleyway, anyone who turned around and slightly peered behind the boxes would see the indecency you were committing, but you didn’t exactly care nor mind, your focus was on the man in front of you and him alone.
“Is the great oni scared?” you taunted, lifting a brow.
With a low grumble, he was on his knees, his ears and cheeks flaming red, matching his horns.
“Now beg”
You saw the way he uncomfortably shifted in his place because of his cock straining in his pants, ready to be touched.
“Beg real nice and pretty for me, and I might let you fuck me right here and now” you whispered, leaning close enough for your breath to ghost his trembling lips.
“Please, y/n…”
“Go on, what are you begging me to do?”
“Please kiss me, play with me, use me, please do anything you want to me, it’s been so long, I need you, all of you”
“Now I wonder whose fault is that? Get up, I’m in the mood for a nice walk in the forest, something tells me a certain someone would enjoy that very much”
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[ I’ll post a Zhongli fic soon as an apology for the slander during Xiao’s part <3]
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guerrillateezsworld · 4 months
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mine now- rory keaner
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ask: can you do a dom rory keaner smut where benny has a crush on fem reader and rory hears abt it so he fucks the reader and then the next day she can like barely walk or something that proves they did it ? bc i feel like he has the needs to prove you his or smth
a/n: i giggled at this ask bcuz it really got me in my feels for rory again. rory just having the need to make sure everyone knows you’re his has me on the floor!!! i don’t really write full smut though so ill try
a/n: ok it was longer than i expected
warnings: dom!rory, rory is a smug bitch, cursing, sub!reader, protective sex, fingering, fem!reader, use of good girl and baby, choking, multiple orgasms, squirting, not proofread so pls ignore mistakes!!, i think that’s it
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its been going around that a certain someone has a crush on you. that person being benny weir, yours and rory’s best friend. and boy, when rory found out, he was JEALOUS.
see, he’s a vampire. so i feel like that adds onto his VERY protective instincts. after that incident, boy was he sure to show everyone you’re his.
the talk was everywhere, people worried that rory would actually hurt his friend over this crush. but he knows better than to betray his friend and hurt him. soooo… he sticks to something a little more… scandalous.
people definitely can tell what he’s trying to prove when the next day you show up, barely being able to walk. now that’s what i call jealousy and protectiveness
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you were heading home from school whenever rory popped up beside you out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of you. you ignored him, giving him the same attitude he’s given you all day. “what’s with the silent treatment?” he sighs, wrapping his arm around you. you shrug and continue to walk. he shakes his head and you both walk up to your house. once you both get inside, he turns you around and gives you a serious look. “why are you ignoring me?” he asks, looking you dead in the eye. “why am i ignoring you? do you not realize that’s what you’ve been doing to me all day?” you ask, clearly irritated. he smirks and you just glare at him. “i heard a certain someone has a crush on you.” “and…?” “clearly you’re mine and no one else’s. i’m jealous okay? he needs to know that you belong to me.”
you smirk at his confession. “you’re.. jealous” you laugh. clearly he doesn’t like that because before you know it, his lips are on yours as he starts making out with you. “let’s move this to my room, yeah?” you ask and he nods. he pulls away and practically drags you to your room and locks your door behind him. “god, you really know how to pull my strings huh?” he asks quietly while pushing you down onto your bed, kissing you quickly. “it’s a pro of mine, i’d say. it’s pretty easy to tick you off and i love it.” you smirk as he rolls his eyes. “just be quiet okay? i need to let everyone know who owns you, yeah?” he snaps back, clearly a little irritated but it’s not like you’ll listen. you hold back a giggle as his hands glide down your body and near where you need him most. completely forgetting about your bratty attitude, you let a small whine out as he caresses your thighs. “p-please rory..” you say and your hips slowly come off the bed. he lets out a groan before pushing your hips down and holding them. “don’t move. understand?” he says lowly, glaring at you.
you nod with a pout as he slowly starts kissing down your body. he gets to your jeans and takes them off, leaving you in your underwear. feeling a little nervous, you try to close your legs but he forcibly opens them back up. “keep your legs open too, baby. you know the rules” he groans, slowly taking your underwear to reveal your arousal. “god. you look so fucking delicious” he smirks and sees you look away. “hey, i want you to look at me while i eat you out and finger you, okay?” he tells you and he leans in to your cunt and licks a clean stripe up to your clit. it seemed to knock the wind out of you as your body jerks and a moan is pulled out of you. he brings his thumb up to rub your clit as he starts eating you out. as if it was a normal reflex, your hands fly to his head and push his face into your cunt some more. choked up moans spill out of your mouth when he immediately pushes two fingers in. your back arches off the bed and he pushes it down. “what did i say?” he asks as he stops his fingers making you groan. “t-to not move” “good girl” he dives back in, licking and sucking.
the knot in your stomach tightens as you notice his subtly grinding onto the bed. “getting close?” he smirks, not stopping one bit. all you can do is nod as the pleasure starts to get too much. he can tell by your heavy breathing and how you keep clenching around his fingers. “i’m gonna cum, rory” you whine loudly. he gives you a nod of approval and you let go, cumming on his tongue and fingers. he licks you clean and sits up, your arousal on his face. he looks at you with a smile and wipes his face off. “you taste so good, baby. but now i think it’s time for the main event. i’m gonna fuck you so good you’ll be struggling to walk tomorrow” he gives you a smug smirk, it gets wider when he sees your eyes widen. “but?!- you can’t, we have school tomorrow” “well duh, that’s the whole reason silly. maybe it’ll get to benny’s and anyone else’s head that you’re mine. see?” he shrugs.
you know better than to argue back so you just nod, giving into him. “since you’re all prepped, i’ll just slide right in” he chuckles. you can see his bulge as he unbuckles his jeans and takes his boxers off with it. you start drooling at the sight, still never really getting over with how he looks. he reaches over to your nightstand and opens the one drawer. he grabs a condom and opens it and slides it on. he takes your legs and puts them over your shoulders. he lines himself up with your entrance and pushes all the way in. your moan mixed with his groan sounded like music to your ears. “so tight, baby. you were made just for me huh?” he looks down at you as he snaps his hips into you. “we got so distracted that we forgot to take our tops off” rory laughs and stops to move your legs to take his shirt off. you whine at the loss of movement but he just ignores it. “your turn” he says and helps me take off my shirt and bra. he puts my legs over his shoulders again and pushes into me, rougher. he snaps his hips into mine fast while moving his hand up to my neck. as he gets rougher, he squeezes my neck more. “you like it when i fuck you like this? i know you do, baby.”
he chuckles as you babble incoherently due to how hard he’s going. “ugh yes rory, i love it so much”. he leans forward, hitting a different angle with your legs coming close to your chest. you think he doesn’t notice when you slip your hand down to rub at your clit but he does. he slaps your hand away and glares at you. “no touching, understand?” he growls. you just nod and take what he’s giving you like the good girl you are. “rory, i-im gonna cum” the words come out like a mumble as you whine loudly. “oh yeah? then let go baby” he smiles and the knot in your stomach snaps and you come. he smirks and flips you over onto your hands and knees.
due to the easier position, he goes in deeper and pounds into your overstimulated cunt. he makes a makeshift ponytail in your hair and shoves your face into the mattress. you moan loudly but it just comes out muffled due to your position. “rory.. please” you whine into the pillow. he ignores it and continues thrusting into you. “you can take it baby. i know you can” he smirks, even though you can’t even see it. he lets out groans while you’re whining and falling apart beneath him. due to being sensitive, you feel the knot in your stomach tighten again. “i can tell you’re close again because you’re squeezing me baby” he chuckles as he himself gets closer to his release. you can tell by his thrusts getting sloppier by the second. “i’m almost there baby, you can wait a few” he says with a grunt. a muffled yes followed along by a whine comes from you. his thrust start to get more sloppier as he gets closer. finally, he gives you permission to come. “alright baby, let loose. come on my cock like a good girl” he groans out. what felt like the best orgasm ever, hits you and you moan loudly as you let go. he comes in the condom and helps you ride out your high. once you’re done, he slowly pulls out with a groan making you whine at the lost contact. he takes the condom off and throws it away before he collapses next you, heavily breathing. “now you know who you belong to right? say it” he says while looking you dead in the eyes. “you rory, i’m all yours” you manage to say while you’re still calming down. “good girl. now maybe people will realize tomorrow at school when you’re struggling to walk” he smirks. letting your realization kick in that you guys still have school tomorrow, you groan. “so this was your plan after all you sneaky asshole” he lets a laugh slip out at your words. he just shrugs and smiles smugly, “i figured you would’ve realized by now”. you don’t have the energy to reply back so you lift your hand up to flip him off to which he laughs at. finally, he turns over to you so he can see you better. “you’ll definitely need a shower and some rest tonight. i’ll see you tomorrow” he smiles. “yeah i definitely will. bye rory, i love you” you say as he gets up to put his clothes back on. “i love you too” he smiles and leans down to give you a kiss. he grabs his stuff and leaves while you still lay there for a few minutes.
deciding to get up, you go to your closet to grab clothes for a shower. you don’t feel much discomfort right now but you definitely will tomorrow. you head to the bathroom and take a shower. once you’re done, you put your phone on charge and turn off the lights before settling down on your bed. immediately you fall asleep in the comforts of your bed.
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it’s the next morning and you wake up, feeling the discomfort already. “damn it rory” you tell yourself. getting the remaining courage and energy, you get up and get ready. grabbing your stuff and leaving for school. when you get to school, rory is already standing at the doors waiting for you with a smug smirk on his face. “how you feeling?” he tries to hide his laugh. “shut up” you tell him, not really amused. you guys walk in and you’re already getting stares at the limping you’re doing.
now everyone definitely knows what you and rory did last night but no one dares to say anything, even benny. he’s a little spooked but glad rory didn’t try to kill him or something.
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andddd i’m done!! thank you for reading and thanks to the requester for requesting!!
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rowiewritesstuff · 1 year
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Yandere Tarn from MTMTE pls?
MTMTE Yandere Tarn X Reader
Tarn detested humans- so for you to get his attention you’d have to have something helpful or interesting about you.
The DJD was visiting a bar after a day of refilling their supplies. They weren’t going to go, but Nickel said that they should cut loose once in a while. There, a human tackled Nickels’ bottom half with a hug. 
Tarn was instantly protective, but a surprising hello from Nickel to you had him backing off. You looked up with wide eyes to see Tarn.
“HOLY- Wow! Tarn, it’s an honor to meet you!” You grinned up at him. “I’m a huuuuge fan of your work!” All of the DJD was stumped by your excited behavior. 
Nickel face palmed and pushed you off. “DJD, (Y/N). (Y/N), DJD.” She looked up to Tarn. “We met on the colony forever ago. They were one of the only humans there- who for some reason was attached to me.” 
They looked confused and Vos spoke up in his language. You answered, surprising everyone yet again. “Yeah, there was a weird explosion thingy and now I’m kinda old. I think I’m like… a few hundred years now? I don’t know. I heal quickly now so it’s hard for things to kill me.” 
Vos asked you how you knew the language. “Uh, I dunno. I just learned it over time. I can’t speak it though, our voice boxes are different from each other's”
The DJD spent a longer amount of time there than they had expected so that you and Nickel could catch up. While Nickel pretended to be annoyed by you, she was actually really happy to see you. You were the only organic she ever tolerated. 
The rest of the DJD got along with you pretty well too, despite them being off put by your fleshiness. Tarn had a hard time however, as he hated organics a lot more than most of the others. 
When Nickel asked if you could travel with them, Tarn said no. After a glare from Nickel and a few convincing words from the others, you packed up what little belongings you had and made yourself at home on the Peaceful Tyranny. 
Tarn had avoided you for a hot minute, but everyone else learned that you were an amazing person. You helped Nickel patch them up after fights, and even upgraded some of their weapons. Vos loved your input on his experiments, even if he’d never admit it. You often put together what he failed to. 
Eventually, you and Tarn were in a room alone. He noticed you were reading ‘Towards Peace’. 
“Is this your first time reading that?” He asked you. 
You didn’t even look up from your book as you mumbled at him. “No, I’ve lost count how many times I’ve read it.”
Tarn grew a little respect for you then. “What do you think of it?” He sat up in his chair.
You finally looked up at him with a small frown on your face. He didn’t expect anything good from your expression. “I love it. Its words are weaved so intricately, and these are words everyone should live by. Megatron, though? He should die for betraying the Decepticon cause. He’s a traitor and should be treated as such.” 
Tarn’s eyes widened from behind his mask. While the DJD read the book, you seemed much more dedicated to it. From that moment on, you and Tarn would often have political discussions. You both would argue about small, odd wordings in the text. You were actually the only one who was ever allowed to disagree with him on wordings, because no matter what you still had the same general ideals. 
Tarn had realized that despite being organic, you were honorable. He looked up files on you in the Decepticons’ database only to find that you were a simple clerk for the Decepticon cause. You were an honorary Decepticon- though not technically one at all. Tarn began getting closer to you, often being seen carrying you on his shoulder.
One day, the Peaceful Tyranny docked on a Decepticon-Friendly planet. You were in awe the entire time at the pure beauty of it. The sun was similar to Earth’s, though the sky was a pale purple. The moss that coated the ground was a pale blue, and the animals were adorable. 
You bumped Nickel a little bit. “I think this is where I get off, Nicks.” 
She smiled sadly at you. “I figured. You always were one for simple beauty. I’ll help you pack up to go.”
You packed your bags quickly, only having three to begin with. When you entered the main room you saw the rest of the DJD. You grinned up at them. “Well, thank you guys so much for your hospitality. I’ll hopefully see you guys again.” 
Everyone seemed a little sad to see you go. Right as you began your departure from the ship you were scooped up into a servo. 
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Tarn’s crimson optics looked down at you. “You have become part of this ship, and it would be so unfortunate if you were to leave so soon. 
“I’m sorry, Tarn. I never like to stay in one place for too long.” You frowned.
“My apologies. I didn’t mean to make it seem like you had a choice.” This caused the room to feel cold. You looked up at tarn with a nervous grin. 
“Th-that’s not funny, Tarn. Put me down please.” 
Nickel glared at the tall bot. “Tarn, put them down.”
Tarn glared back at Nickel and to you. “No. You will remain aboard this ship- it’s dangerous for Decepticons off board these days.”
Kaon tried to speak up for you, but a simple glare was enough to silence him. 
You tried to jump down but he tightened his grip on you. Everyone felt tense and some even left the room. You looked down at Nickel who only looked away. She could only do so much to help you. 
Tarn tilted your chin up to look at him. “It’s alright. I’ll treat you the same as any loyal Decepticon.”
“Then why don’t you let me go?” You felt tears building up in your eyes as the large bot petted your head gently.
Tarn hummed at you while beginning the trek to his berthroom. “While you are a loyal Decepticon, you are still an organic who doesn’t know what’s best for them. Don’t worry- you’ll be taken care of. Unless, of course, you’re a traitor?” His eyes left you paralyzed. All you could do was stutter a quiet ‘no’ out. “Good. You do know what we do to traitors, after all.”
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wanderer-six · 11 months
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Careful Care (for @pb-jellybeans)
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AN: some sweet forehead-kissing with Rex for @pb-jellybeans!!! I hope I did our wonderful captain justice, u deserve nothing less than all of the love he has to offer ♥♥
Relationships: Captain Rex x Medic!Reader (I imagined a fem!reader while writing, but re-reading I don't see anything gendered. Pls let me know if you catch something, and I'll flag accordingly!!)
Summary: You and the captain have silently pined for one another what feels like forever now. When he lingers in the medbay a few moments too long, you know just the medicine he needs.
WARNINGS: very very very light and nondescript injury mention
Word Count: ~1.1k
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The eve of battle is bitter, but sweetened only by the fact that you can see him off.
The cold, sterile walls of the medbay feel warm and homey while you care for Captain Rex within them. With deft and gentle fingers, you apply a bacta patch to the wound on his shoulder. As you smooth the bandage down along the grooves of his muscle, you sigh, shooting him a wary smirk.
“This wound will take longer to heal if you’re carrying it in battle, you know,” you remind him, voice stern but caring all the same. “You really should sit this fight out.”
Rex huffs, shrugging half heartedly with his good shoulder. When his eyes meet yours, they soften, betraying the kindness behind his hardened exterior.
“I’ll be fine,” he insists. “Believe me, I’ve fought through worse.”
You chuckle through a little smile. “Hm. So dedicated…”
One of many things you adore about him.
Your hands linger on Rex’s arm for just a moment too long, but he doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, his eyes seem to fill with unspoken words when you finally do move away. As sweet as you are on the captain, you know he cares for you just as much. With the way he acts in your presence, you think you would have caught on even if his brothers didn’t inform you of his affection at every opportunity. 
But, shy and respectful, Rex hasn’t spoken of his feelings on his own. You would never rush him to do so—a clone’s life is burdened by endless regulations and rules, so you understand his hesitation to explore a relationship outside the chain of command. So, until he’s ready, he has your patience—and your utmost care along with it.
When you finally finish patching him up, you take a step back.
“All right. I think you’re clear for combat, Captain,” you tell him. As he stands, you cross your arms. “Well… as ‘clear’ as I think you’ll tolerate.”
A soft, genuine chuckle passes Rex’s lips.
“I’m sure I’ll hold up fine,” he smiles. He hesitates, before adding, “...you’ve never let me down before, after all.”
You smile, though your cheeks are burning. “I don’t plan to start now. Good luck out there, okay?”
Rex nods. He holds his helmet awkwardly in front of him, standing idle as his lips purse into words he can’t speak. He locks eyes with you, holding your gaze for just a moment, before he looks away with a sigh.
“...thanks,” he murmurs. 
Unwilling—or unable—to say more, Rex goes to walk past you. But something compels you to reach out—latching onto his armored wrist before he can return to his brothers and prepare to ship out. Your heart races, especially with the look of surprise on his face as you draw him closer to you.
“Actually… there was just one more thing before I can let you go,” you confess.
Rex tilts his head, eyes narrowing slightly. “...what is it?”
Wordlessly, you smile. You pull on his wrist just enough to bring his face closer to you. And once you can reach him, you dot a kiss on his forehead.
If you’d had him hooked up to a monitor, you would certainly have heard Rex’s heart stop. The poor man’s eyes shoot open; he forms a sheen of sweat before he can form words. But he doesn’t need to say a thing. You offer a kind smile, relinquishing his wrist.
“Be safe, Captain,” you say, leaving him to recover as you head off to tend to your duties. “And good luck out there.”
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With your few hours of downtime, you’ve returned the medbay to pristine condition. Even so, you still find yourself cleaning more—idly scrubbing tables and tools, going over spots the cleaning droids made spotless hours ago. You suppose you can’t help yourself, needing some way to stay occupied. Whenever the men are out in battle, you worry endlessly about whether they’ll return to you safely.
About whether Rex will return to you safely.
Swallowing anxiously, you coax yourself into deep breaths. As hard as it can be not knowing, you have the utmost trust in him. He’s the best, after all… and you’re certain he’ll always make his way back to see you.
A sudden bustle in the halls catches your ear. You know it can mean only one thing—the battle is over, and judging by the excitement in the men’s voices, it was a victorious one. 
Setting down your cleaning implements you walk to the door of the medbay, hoping to flag down one of the soldiers and get a report on the good news…
…but to your utmost surprise, when the door hisses open, someone already stands before you: Captain Rex.
To your embarrassment, a heavy sigh of relief escapes you. Even so, you beam, unable to do anything but in the captain’s presence.
“You’re back!” you chime, welcoming him into the medbay. “How did the battle go?”
Rex finds a half smile, tucking his helmet under his arm.
“As far as I can see, it couldn’t have gone better,” he reports. “Minimal casualties and a tremendous territory gain for the Republic. A decisive victory.”
As he speaks, your eyes light up at how proud he sounds—and you’re proud of him, all the same.
“I’m glad to hear it,” you say, cocking your head with a smirk. “Though I expect nothing less from the finest soldier in the Republic…”
Rex averts his gaze from you, rubbing the back of his neck. Again, you see his mind racing—his lips struggling against whatever inside him holds him back.
Eventually, he clears his throat awkwardly. “Actually… I have something for you.”
Curious, you tilt your head.
“Hm? What is it?”
Though his shoulders tense with anticipation, Rex manages a step toward you. He looks into your eyes, wordless but intense. And then…
…he leans in, pressing his lips ever so softly to your forehead.
Your face burns hotter than a starship engine. When Rex pulls away, his uncertainty melts into a knowing grin when he makes out just how bashful you’ve become. Gently, he pinches your cheek between his gloved fingers.
“You wanted that back, right?” he asks in a teasing tone you don’t often hear from him. But when his hand settles, cupping the side of  your head, his voice turns more sincere. “It helped me out in that battle, but I think you should hold onto it for now.”
Though your heart races and your head spins, you wear an unwavering smile. You set your hand over Rex’s, leaning into his touch with all the affection and warmth you’ve held for him all this time.
“Don’t worry… I’ll take good care of it.”
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AN: Thank you so much for reading!! I rly hope you enjoy PB, u are so wonderful to me and u deserve the most kissable captain in the galaxy 🥺🥺✨✨
"""taglist""" - @shinyshayminflower @starrylothcat@pb-jellybeans@jediknightjana
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enpr-ss · 6 months
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3 HOURS!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO
“That guy’s in a funny spot…. And yet I’m not laughing” etho pls
Him jumping off the stairs to dodge being trapped by 2 ravagers is just so cool. And then he enters level 3 and it’s pathetic tiny slime man again. “I wanna go homeeeee”. He’s so panicked in the dripstone it’s great. HOW DID HE DODGE BETWEEN THREE VEXES AND A RAVAGER AND EVOKER TEETH OH MY GOD. he can’t make the chain parkour when it’s not going LOL. and then he gets help from Pearl to do parkour! Everyone is an etho girl. All that and he dies to a vex.
The audacity to call Gem a chihuahua when he started it and the one who shakes like a little dog.
That’s an interesting strategy of also considering the slots the cards take up. Never thought of it that way before. That one should swap commons for rares makes sense obviously, but the way explained it! What a gamer.
BRO HE TRUSTED THAT CARPET BLOCKER SO MUCH!!! such a greedy boi. He has his loot path READY. so far he seems to be more scared of level 1 than of Willie. The shaky cam is REAL. DOUBLE REPAIR KIT HOLY!!!!! THE DUNGEON LOVES HIM. 3 EMBERS 2 CROWNS 4 COINS!!!! Tango probably limited it to 1 repair kit a run because he’s etho-proofing it. He knows. HE’S LEAVING THE DUNGEON WITH LIKE 10 CLANK BLOCK!!!
I’m not surprised he’s willing to trade 4 tomes for bounding strides. Jump boost is no joke. Etho knows that any game breaking strats he employs is going to be nerfed. He is self aware. Mountain climbing ravagers are no joke.
What a greed run. Wide turns to get the treasure! Evasion + tome = “a failed rusty run”. this guy.
Speedrun!!! Server literally forcing etho not to be greedy. All that in 5 minutes.
“There’s no ravagers here” SIKE. I really like how he strategizes and really makes use of his deck and where the cards get deployed. Less shriekers in level 3 means a chance to build up clank block. Gotta go down to level 2 asap to trigger treasure and keys there. Lure the ravagers to create an exit path. OF COURSE ITS THE GEM OF GREATNESS THAT TROLLS HIM BY BEING ONE BLOCK OFF. HAHAHAHA. SECOND WIND CLUTCH!!! HAZARD BLOCK WITH A RAVAGER BUT IT MADE A DIFFERENCE ANYWAYS!! JUST BARELY MADE THE CHAIN PARKOUR!!! Rusty!!! 6 EMBERS 4 COINS AND A CROWN OH MY GOD. Noooo he missed the crown in the center! “We stumble and we run” “STUMBLE”. The Shaky Camera!!! “I don’t want to see Swagger right now if I see Swagger I’m going to cry” *Swagger pops up immediately* “nooooooo”
HE JUST BE JEDI MINDTRICKING THAT RAVAGER INTO THE ROOM!!! Hypno must be fuming right now. I cannot believe he jumped right over Willie’s head, got stuck, and still manages to swim to shore without getting a single hit. Cub is so sad right now. Etho always has a Strat for the worst case scenario of being hazard block (a hard learned lesson right there lol), and he’s so happy when the way is actually cleared for once. Dodging that ravager and then MOMENT OF CLARITY RIGHT BEFORE HE EXITS!!! The dungeon is taunting him and wants him to stay so bad. AND THEN SWAGGER IN THE SHOP!!!
So he WAS a honey doper and sus stew slurper. Your barrel betrays you Etho. Oof that was rough. Ravager wrangling on level 1 is hard sometimes. He gives fair deals!! And calls out ripoffs! And it still doesn’t work lol. Infrequent runners giving out shards for cards makes sense because they aren’t going to use those shards anyways and having fun in dungeon with better cards matters more lol.
Remember when Tango said that people would never hit treasure limit on level 1? Especially without getting a key? Etho and Hypno and Gem are laughing at his redstone right now. Etho badmouthing Sprint before reluctantly buying it and now he loves it. Etho explores ONE time and immediately gets punished and he vows to never make that mistake again. HE GOT SANDWICHED BY THE LEVEL 2 DOORS LOL. HE ETHOWALLED HIMSELF. And of course the shop continues to torment him with bounding strides and nimble looting. I think he made the right choice there; especially since his deck has so much clank block.
How does he always get sprint right before entering level 3?? Rigged. HE ALREADY MEMORIZED LEVEL 3 AND LURES WARDENS AROUND!!? DARES TO UNSHIFT WHILE BLINDED AND ITS RIGHT THERE?!?! HOW?!! ETHO MY MAN HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! And then he misses Willie right there. AND HE MAKES IT!!! EVEN WITH A CAMPING RAVAGER!!!
Gem is absolutely right. Tango would hide an egg in the spiders den.
HE DOES IT AGAIN!!! Sprint right before level 3, in and out in roughly a minute, loot and scoot speeding his escape. And now Rusty!! 3 embers, 3 coins, and 3 crowns. That’s a lot. And he talks to Rusty like he’s telling his wild stories too. Sprint might be op, especially for level 3. Maybe tango should consider either nerfing it, making it more expensive, or limiting which level it can play at. He got 10 crowns. That’s insane. I don’t think anyone has ever left with 10 crowns without finding an egg / egg loot.
Etho: this is a deck building phase…. Here are three very good cards that I could buy. Hmmm…
Etho: *buys 5 tomes*
Etho: *hands in 20 tomes*
I hate him so much why is he like this. I think sprint and a time would have been fine too. But yeah any of those cards would have been fantastic. AND HE CALLS GEM A TRYHARD IN THE CAKE ROOM. THIS LITTLE SHIT.
AND THEY ALL GANG UP TO BEAT HIM UP FOR TAKING SO LONG. HAHAHAHAAH. BEST MOMENT OF DECKED OUT RIGHT HERE. JUSTICE AND KARMA HAS BEEN SERVED. OH MY GOD. HE SEES GEM FIRST WITH HER SWORD BUT ITS BDUBS WHO PUNCHES HIM TO DEATH. YES. THIS IS SO SATISFYING. AND THEY STEAL HIS CROWNS AND CARDS.
Etho out here defending victims of scams and bad deals. First Cleo now Bdubs. And of course Bdubs voted armadillo when Etho specifically said not to. Gem’s a loyal ethogirl!!! That’s why she wants to beat him up so much. Etho on his rants. We love it. And then he just sets up Bdubs perfectly for Scar’s ravager jumpscare. Love that jump boost activated at the perfect time for that as well.
Wow that’s a lot of coins. Wished he didn’t cut him looping those ravagers though. And look he’s too scared to do the gem vine swing over the ravager in the spiders den. I’m really liking the crystal tings for level 3. It sounds so cool. Etho’s got level 3 down pat. Oh my god that bdubs track gave me a legit jumpscare. Was that tango messing around?? And I can’t believe that Etho maxed out the treasure for both levels. Of course he did. How does the shop always troll him with a card that literally just out of his reach.
That was a classic turn around the corner and BAM ravager jumpscare. Truly it is the spooky season this phase. Slime Etho!! Look at him go, looping wardens and finding the right spot somehow in all that blindness and tension. He got loot and scoot combined with bounding strides. And it got wasted because he was blinded and the warden was right there. The jump boost lasts for so long. The ravager wrangler is back at it! And he’s just there telling tales to Rusty as he waits for the loot to dispense. 2 coins, 4 embers, and 3 crowns!! Max Clank? We haven’t seen that for a while. YO THAT RAVAGER WAS RIGHT THERE HOW DID HE NOT SEE IT?!? HOW DID HE SURVIVE? Bro the redstone delay with the vexes saved his life right there. I CANNOT BELIEVE HE JUST CHARGED THROUGH RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE RAVAGER ON ONE HEART!!!! OH MY GOD. AND HE MAKES IT!!!! That shaky camera though.
Wait has Etho not died on level 3 yet? Omg he isn’t afraid to not perma-sneak. Look at him breaking the game again. The wild thing is that he found a parkour shortcut that many people had thought impossible previously. And of course jump boost occurs immediately after. His runs are just hilarious. I THOUGHT HE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP INTO LAVA HAHA. And what a perfect ending with the exact amount of frost embers needed to purchase suit up.
44 CROWNS!!! WHAT.
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sunshinesteviee · 1 year
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omg 66 and 13 with robin!!!<3
PLS this is so cute here ya go love!! a kiss only meant to last a moment, but when your lips meet, you can't pull away from each other AND pulling your lover closer by the waistband 
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The door to Robin’s apartment flies open mere seconds after your first knock, startling you a bit. You let out a laugh, shifting the paper bag in your arms as your girlfriend ushers you in, “You were so quick, Robs.”
“I’m starving,” she replies, hands vying for the bag that contains the dinner you’d picked up on your way over. 
You jerk the bag away as you kick your shoes off, pushing your bottom lip out into a pout. Robin gives you a confused look for a moment until you huff, “I don’t even get a kiss? I brought you all this food and I don’t even get a peck on the cheek. Unbelievable.” You let out a giggle as Robin’s jaw drops slightly, and you leave her standing in the entryway as you head to her small kitchen. 
You’re not actually mad, and Robin knows that, but she’ll grovel anyway if it’ll make you laugh. She follows you into the kitchen like a lost puppy after a moment, and gives you the most pleading eyes she can muster, “Babe, I’m so sorry. Lemme make it up to you?”
“Hmm…” you pretend to mull it over as you take the last container out of the paper bag and set it on the counter. 
Before you can say anything else, though, her hands are slipping around your waist as her face appears over your shoulder. Her voice is soft as she folds her arms across your torso to keep you close, “‘M sorry. Nothing is more important than you. Not even… not even my favorite food.” She punctuates her last sentence with a kiss to the soft skin just below your ear. 
Twisting in her arms so your back is against the counter, you raise an eyebrow at her and do a poor job of hiding your smile as you finally reply, “‘Spose you can make it up to me… I’ll take a kiss or two as payment.”
Robin hums, face absolutely lighting up with delight, and leans in until her lips are pressed to your cheek, just missing the corner of your mouth, “One.” She leans in again, lips pecking yours softly. But before she can count the second one and pull away, your fingers slip into the belt loops on her jeans and you tug her forward until her chest is against yours. 
One of her hands drops to your waist with a squeeze, the other cradling your jaw gently as she kisses you back, lips fitting together perfectly. The food is momentarily forgotten as the two of you kiss — no matter how hungry she’d been, Robin can’t resist you. 
You can’t seem to help the soft noise you let out as she squeezes your hip, but neither of you have a chance of even thinking about taking things further because Steve’s voice interrupts, “What smells so— Jesus Christ can you two just not?” 
Warmth fills your cheeks as you quickly break apart from Robin and cover your face with your hands, laughing quietly behind them. Robin scoffs, face screwing up as she turns to her best friend and roommate, “Leave us alone, Steve. You’re no longer welcome to any of the food.” 
“In the kitchen of all places?” he asks, ignoring her request, knowing he’ll definitely leave with some of your food. 
“Sorry, Steve, I didn’t know you were here,” you interject, “It was Robin’s fault. Won’t happen again.” 
Robin gasps, as if you’ve just betrayed her, and gives you the biggest pout you’ve ever seen, “Okay, now you owe me.” 
You bump your hip into hers and press a kiss to her cheek with a wink as you go to find a few plates for all of you, “I will later, bub.” 
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cowgurrrl · 3 months
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i need you to make a rockstar!joel fic based on this bc i know he’s irritating actress!reader all the time 😭😭😭 https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNc9dtJR/
Omg YESSSS (side note: i love Dave Grohl so this fits so well (ps this is gonna be me filling the doc with random thoughts pls enjoy))
He doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. You’re not sure if that makes it better or worse. You love him, you do. You married him. You gave him three children. You wake up every day and choose to do life with him. You love him so fucking much. But, you swear to God, you’re gonna punch him in the face if he doesn’t stop finding new ways to annoy you.
He’s a musician and has the musician habit of tapping and drumming on things whilst working out a melody or whatever else is swirling around in his head. The tapping you’ve gotten used to. The vocalizing of random thoughts, you have not. You’ll be trying to read a script or something when he comes into the room and just starts making random noises or quoting movie scenes under his breath. One time, you burst out laughing and woke the girls up from a nap when you heard him whisper, “Lieutenant Dan, you ain’t got no legs,” out of nowhere. If you say anything remotely similar to a song lyric, he starts singing the song, guitar solos and all. It makes the kids laugh and the older girls have been known to secretly giggle when you give Joel a look for annoying you. Still, he hasn’t stopped and has no plans of trying.
His new favorite thing to do is to narrate everything he does in a Kardashian voice. Getting orange juice for Sam in the morning: “Oh my God, this juice is literally gonna be so good for you.” Taking Daisy for a walk: “You are literally so fit. Bible.” Leaving a room: “Okay, I have to go I have a thing.” You have no idea where he picked it up or why but it’s driving you up a wall. Finally, while you’re getting ready for bed, he mutters something in a Kardashian voice under his breath and you whip around.
“What are you doing?!” You ask and he raises his eyebrows at you.
“Washin’ my face?”
“No, not that! What is this new bit or whatever you’ve picked up?”
“What do you even mean?” He asks in the Kardashian voice and it takes everything in you to not grab his shirt and shake him. “I’m literally not even doing anything. Bible.”
“You’re making me crazy.”
“Why?” The long vowels and the high-pitched voice is annoying but it’s the twinkle in his eyes that makes you break and laugh. “You’re literally being so dramatic. I’m not even doing anything.”
“Stop! Where did you even get this from?”
“Get whaaat?”
“Joel!”
“Who’s Joel?”
“I’m gonna call your mom.”
“I’m literally a freaking adult. You can’t call my moooomm.”
“Our children are gonna start sounding like this un ironically if you don’t stop,” you threaten as he crowds your space, pushing you against the sink with a smirk on his face. “You’re gonna sleep in the couch if you don’t stop.”
“If you hate it so much, why are you literally smiling?”
“Because you’re ridiculous!”
“You literally married me.”
“I don’t know why.”
“Ouch!” Joel says, suddenly dropping the Kardashian voice, and you laugh. You put your hands on his chest and quickly and profusely apologize but he makes a mock pained face away from you. “That is literally,” he pauses to make an awful crying face. “The meanest fucking thing you ever could’ve said.”
“Joel-”
“No, because like why would you even say that? You, like, think you know somebody and then they just betray you and it’s like you literally can’t even trust anybody these days.” He’s breaking himself with his own bit and you both burst into silly laughter.
“You desperately need an ADHD diagnosis.” You say.
“I’ll get one as soon as you get one.” He counters and you squint at him.
“Touché, Miller, Touché.”
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