#pls have my c4 beidou

[anantaru]

i cannot stop thinking about heizou’s hangout so bad 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE BABY???? like imagine him flirting with u and he’s expecting u to fold or blush but u flirt back / tease him and he’d be so shocked so now he just tries to get under ur skin until u finally kiss him one day :/ god i hate him sm (sarcasm) 😭😭😭

-sub!hei (also :( can u pls send me luck i dont have heizou yet i got kazu, c4 beidou + c2 ningguang trying to pull for him 😭)

he’s such a fucking tease i literally finished his hangout in one day i was just so happy and into it lmaaoaoaoao ALSO LEAVE IT TO ME I GOTCHU !!! TAKE MY HEIZOU MANIFESTATION CIRCLE AND GOBBLE IT UP RN !!! 😠💗

#manifesting him for you bby kiss kiss #𖤐 sub!heizou anon' #꒰୨ 𖤐 ୧꒱ answered'

[rouge-heichou]

"So wish of the 4 stars u gonna get in lantern rite?"

I don't know man, I don't know!!! I want my C4 Xiangling, but I either need luck pulling her on a banner or something because even with the shop copy + lantern rite xiangling, I'm "only" at C3 (which ain't bad because 3 extra levels to my pyronado which, obviously is also more dmg) BUT!!!

I also want Xingqiu constellations :( bc I think I only need him on C2 which... I'd get AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

.....

but I also don't have Beidou and Beidou is like.... pls step on me ma'am :( <3

#fuck yaoyao tho #don't want no healer

[athlen-the-merman]

Genshin main rating

rating genshin mains coming from a keqing and ayaka main

~Bennett

-omfg ilysm bro you're the best

-y'all are so sweet

-marry me

10000/10

~Tartaglia

-either really scary or really sweet and funny

-if you're type 2 hmu.

-lol Ed sheeran

7/10

~Keqing

-y'all that's me

-head empty. only high damage.

-we got her as our first 5 star didn't we

6/10

~Albedo

-never met one

-y'all I love albedo sm

8/10

~Venti

-ARE YALL OKAY

-I'M WORRIED FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

-overall 7/10

~Barbara

-y'all have a pocket statue of the seven

-c6 barbs is cool

-really chill

7/10

-Diluc

-only met one

-I'm so jealous. I love diluc.

-y'all are so nice and for what

8/10

~Xingqiu

-your builds are usually real bad. mine are too ngl

-y'all always lag sm

-no you can't fight oceanide with a hydro character

-hello lgbtq community

5/10

~Kaeya

-great damage I see

-y'all are not as horny as they say you are

-very noice

8/10

~Klee

-annoying

-can be nice.

4'5/10

~Diona

-I don't like you

-I have no reasons, I just don't.

2/10

~Hu Tao

-I haven't got Barbara c6 bro idk if I could play w yall

-very high damage

-I like you

7/10

~Eula

-omfg I've never met one

-I love Eula

-you're lucky my *dear friend*

7/10

~Sucrose

-I met one when I was AR 18 and they helped me find anemoculi

-so sweet omg ily

-here's my credit card info <3

10/10

~Xiao

-hey yall have a pocket trampoline istg

-a bit sour and mean

-you are nice with selected people

6/10

~Rosaria

-pls I hate rosaria. I got her c4

-y'all r nice ig

5/10

~Kazuha

-very polite

-nothing more to say

7/10

~Qiqi

-what 5 star where you *actually* wishing for?

-lolz u got qiqi

-the best at builds

6/10

~Jean

-stop throwing people off cliffs pls it's not funny anymore.

-haha simp

6/10

~Ningguang

-also the best at builds

-great damage my friend

8/10

~Beidou

-you're gay

-that's okay

7/10

~Ayaka

-lol same

-pls we have to stop bringing our level 50 ayaka to level 80 domains

-we're so nice

9/10

~Yanfei

-dw yall haven't got off brand Klee

-so sweet

-but stop lecturing ppl pls

7/10

~Zhongli

-omg what a dumptruck of an ass

-osmanthus winE

8/10

~Noelle

-that damage is on fleek ma friend

-y'all r amazing at builds

-so so so so so nice

9/10

~Traveler

-uh yall okay?

-I don't like you

-traveler level 90

1/10

~Sayu

-timmie hates u

-cmon kill his birbs I'm hungry

5/10

~Ganyu

-the ammount of dn jokes u make

-y'all kinda sad tho

7/10

~Razor

-hmm okay yall have good taste

-I like potatoes

8/10

~Lisa

-omg u have the prettiest main and you know it

-hothothot

7/10

~Amber

-do people still use her past AR 20?

-wow I was unaware of your existence

3/10

~Yoimiya

-same problem as ayaka mains. your yoimiya is level 50 at best.

6/10

~Chongyun

-OMG SO SWEEEEET

-GREAT BUILDS LOVE

9/10

~Mona

-please how does your mona do 91836028 damage

-EVEN WITH HYDRO OPPONENTS

7/10

~Xinyan

-okay i love Xinyan, but I think it's time to move on...

6/10

~Fischl

-she has waaaaay too low HP for me

-good main tho

-y'all tough

8/10

~Xiangling

-GUOBA

-great people

8/10

#gay #genshin headcanons #omg tartaglia #venti #all genshin characters #genshin impact #g e n s h i n #keqing

[hematomes]

ur c4 kaeya. mhy can u let me do epitomized path for four stars pls. i want kaeya cons,, sobs

AJSJS NOW YOURE A KAEYA KISSER HAHA this felt like an appropriate image to use

“this is a warning” did u specifically say that so i couldn’t say “is that a challenge” gunshots

not rn i cannot (without hurting myself) but yes i previously could ! i just like being 5’3 and much stronger than i look,, plus it ahem helps me cope with the ahem ah eating issues i deal/dealt w

there is an issue tho and that is that the gym here does not seem to have a weight belt? those are basically these leather or other heavy fabric braces (kinda like a corset ngl) that go around your torso + support your spine, 120 lbs was pushing my spine’s ability to stand that, it was starting to hurt at 125-130 so. i cannot go above 120 unless i have a weight belt to brace me or MAYBE i can go a little higher if I do more deadlifts and rows (than im already doing) to strengthen my back, but that can only take me so far before i need a brace

but yes essentially i could squat with you on my shoulders . i can’t have beidou so i will simply become her /j

he's just obsessed with me fr, can't wait to c6 him only through standard pulls

MHY GIVE HARA SOME KAEYA CONS ONG

zvsjabsb HELPPPP I AM...... I HATE IT HERE man crawled under my skin fr

yes i did OH MY GOD

hhhh yeah i see that makes sense

uh yeah it's weird they don't have that???? like it's kinda. YOU KNOW USEFUL OR SOMETHING

LMAO oh god the urge to be bench pressed and folded like a beach chair

#[💎] hara / 💙

[genshinconfessions]

Okay so I saw Baal Anon (I love their analysis asks btw!!) talk about their Primo Plans™ so I thought I might as well share mine (even if they're more like wishes at this point lol)

I got guaranteed promoted 5* on my next 5* I pull, and I'm 1 wish into pity (not a lot but Diluc)

I'm praying to the god of gacha or whatever that Xiao DOES get a Moonchase rerun, because then I'll guaranteed get him (I will. Just you watch me. I'll sell my kidney if I gotta. Or Mihoyo's kidney because they didn't give me all the SEELIES and I'm SALTY). If I do, I'll roll for his spear because like come on, pls, it's so good and the boy deserves the best!! Currently I have 41 wishes saved up and I've only been saving since I got Ayaka, I still have Welkin for ~a month so that plus commissions is almost one wish a day, which I do my best to bump up to at least a wish per day via chests, achievements ect. I doubt I can keep that up when school starts next week though.

After Xiao rerun I hope they don't have anyone too tempting for my poor impulsive gremlin brain, because I'd like to save up for Zhongli and/or Venti, whenever/if those idiots get a rerun, and my dream is also getting Zhongli's spear but man do I doubt it.

In terms of 4*... Oh man. I want. So many. Rosaria kept dodging my wishes when she was up, but now I got C4 Razor (who I don't use) and C5 Bennett (damn am I glad it's not C6). I really want Sayu but... Xiao... and also I don't wanna get Xinyan, no disrespect or anything I just don't use her at all. Gorou is tempting not because I like bow users (I don't) but because I like HIM, HE'S MY SON (They all are. My children that is.). Thoma is also tempting, and hmmm Xingqui Constellation I want. Maybe I can even bump up my C4 Beidou (my beloved) to C6 some day... I'm 100% forgetting more 4* I'd like but I'm sleep deprived so I cannot think rn (insomnia go brrrr- )

Anyways Gacha may or may not be my way into a fucking gambling addiction, who knows, not me!

-Pocket Seelie Anon

:OOO damn alright that sounds like a solid plan.

i just need like seven more wishes for guaranteed whoever-i-pull-for-next (which is GOING to be xiao, i swear it). i actually haven't thought about getting xiao's weapon because i want enough gems for guaranteed albedo as well, whenever he comes, but you know what, i don't think i have any good polearms............ (favonius lance is my best and it's on zhong)

but see, i was looking at a character building guide and it suggests pairing xiao with another anemo character like sucrose. and sucrose is LITERALLY the only four star (not including inazuma characters) that i don't have and it makes me mad.

fun fact i actually used to dislike sucrose for various reasons (yall can ask if you want me to tell the story, it's just a bit off-topic here) but i did a complete 180 on her, especially since mihoyo buffed swirl. and i just really hope that when i eventually pull for xiao, i'll get sucrose as well ;;;

also, please do not develop a gambling addiction (and pls sleep 😭)

- katheryne from liyue

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin confessions #genshin headcanons #genshin wishes

[yostresswritinggirl]

okay, so flexing time~~

i have bennet at c4 sjjfjsndd i dont even know if its a curse or a blessing, because i always get him at the weapons banner(i want sacrificial sword and xiangling's spear, but they always seem to avoid me 😡 mihoyo keeps giving me bennet instead)

also, my barbara its at c6. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW??? like, how unlucky you must be to pull her 7 times??? (5, if you dont count the times she was given for free)

mihoyo pls give me beidou and chongyun, they are the last ones i need to complete the 4 stars....

-🐥

*wheezing* And I'm here still at C5 for Barbara. Hey, at the very least her C6 is good, appreciate that revive, it's really nice! However condolence to your missed shots ahaha, the weapon banner is a scary place for how wack it is

Manifesting Chongyun and Beidou pspsps

#genshin impact #anon 🐥 #exile.goblet

[xiaophobic]

JUST SAW THAT YOU DONT HAVE XINGQIU AND LITERALLY SAME HE HATES ME???? he’s been avoiding me for such a long time he’s literally the only four star i don’t have and. HELLO?? COME HOME PLEASE i was starting to think i’m the only one that doesn’t have him pls that made me happy for whatever reason😭

also since sunflower anon was talking about luck. let me share something real quick besties so i got into genshin because of my friend and she really wanted mona- like a lot🥲 i had no idea how the wishing system worked so i just did a ten roll on the standard banner and I GOT MONA AND BEIDOU I WAS LIKE wow cool great AND NOW IM REALIZING HOW LUCKY THAT WAS, IT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST TEN ROLL when i got to pity on the standard banner i got mona again tho😐🔫 i love her but I JUST WANT KEQING PLEASE WHY🏃‍♀️ while pulling on the character event banner when keqing was up, i got jean,,, i was mad at first because like i said i really wanted keqing but now i’m actually glad because JEAN CARRIES ME and i couldn’t be more happy i got her. well after keqing banner ended i did a few wishes on the venti banner AND BOOM HE CAME HOME i was freaking out😩

and also just wanted to say that i feel so comfortable here,, youre so welcoming along with the anons it just makes me happy i don’t want to get all mushy but like fr i love you thank you for accepting me to the family i feel honored to be a part of it🫂 since you said you don’t mind long asks expect me to be in here all day spamming your asks with essays

- 🐌 anon

YOU SAYING “HE HATES ME???” IS SENDING ME TO FUCKING MARS PLEASEHAGSGAGAHAHA

yes welcome to the xingqiuless squad, we’re all depressed here. it is just sO CRAZY TO ME HOW HE MANAGED TO AVOID ME ON EVERY SINGLE ROLL I DID IN HU TAO’S BANNER??? MF I GOT C4 CHONGYUN AND C5 XIANGLING BUT NOT A SINGLE XINGQIU??? PLEASE??????

anyway, you getting mona again when rolling for keqing <//3 i empathize. fun fact, i actually got keqing on my beginner’s wish! i literally thought she was a four star and didn’t use her properly until like ar 35 :,)) i never finished building her though, which i feel incredibly guilty about 😓 one day, i suppose.

☹️ youRE GONNA MAKE ME TEAR UP,, i’m so glad i can foster a welcoming environment :] i love you as well, darling. be safe, alright? you can always spam my askbox, i don’t mind ^^

#<🐌3 — anon !! #mihoyo please give us xingqiu #atlas.asks

[alcoress]

HII HARA, hru? (I don't think I told u but if I did ignore this, this is psyche, I deactivated my old account) also I might have to skip years banner 😭I don't have enough for her but I think I'll do a ten pull on her banner at least then continue to save for Raiden banner

ALSO WHAT IS UR BEIDOU BUILD??? SHE DOES SM DAMAGE??? please share ur ways 🙏🏽😭, I also don't know what to build my alloy with and I'm thinking abt permanently benching her atp 😕

OMG HI and yes dw u told me!! after i answer this i gotta check to see if im following ur new acc bc i don’t remember if i did that or not 🧍 anyways im doing pretty good? i either have less work this week or im managing my time better? so im a bit less stressed/happier :) HOW ABT YOU HOW ARE YOU <333

valid!! i am also skipping yae bc venti may be coming in 2.6 so. i eagerly await him! and rAIDEN YEAAAH <3 if i wasn’t saving for venti i’d probably go for her, especially since. the weapon banner gave me a good weapon for her + i wanna collect the archons anyways

what team are you planning to use her on :0

AJSJSJ PLS IM SO PROUD OF HER bc she doesn’t even have like,, an insane build like some streamers have or anything, she’s got a p decent one tho!! rn she has 4pc eosf, serpent spine, and 58.9/144.1 crit ratio, 131 ER, 80/80 (i’ll ascend her soon), 1.5k atk, 64.6% electro bonus, c4 with 5/8/8 talents . <3 my wife

if u want pictures bc looking at a text desc is hard (mood) lmk and i’ll post them !

aAAAH i don’t use alloy so i’m not sure? but you could always make her a machine gun/phys dps and run her with fischl? who would you replace alloy w :0

[childeapologist]

OMFG! Your damage!! Ughh pls share lol I think the highest I've hit so far and most recently (and I think it was by accident lol) was a little over 50k with Eula. LOL I think its because around that time, I increased her talents so its 6-5-8 atm. OH! I just checked Beidou's cons and I'm at C4 pfft I mean I want C6 but I didnt' realize she's at C4 —I just assumed I was like C2 lololol.

Oh, that reminds me, as you know, I've been tryna complete beidou. I did like 3 10-pulls and ... I got a gold star.. of which terrified me because I wasn't tryna get a gold star lol BUT it ended up being Jean lol I don't think you realize how happy I was when I saw that it was just Jean lol Which means I'm DEFINITELY saving up for Raiden like she may just complete me lol

also, I read your recent post about gaming/genshin community and thats so sucky I mean you're definitely right in cr/cd ratio (i'm by all means a newb but still). I think my Eula was like that too (like 1:4 ratio) but once I evened it out to at least 1:2.5, I think that's also why I was able to hit 50k. That reminds me of this user I found during co-op who had an obnoxious profile that, to me, almost low-key block them. It was something about using under lvl90 chara on domains and I was like ??? umm i understand that but like.... if you have a lvl 80 character that get crit 100k every other hit then why would lvls matter ? Idk it like really irked me because grinding for artifacts and ascension materials and even talent materials is time consuming and its a big turn off for other people just getting into and just enjoying the ride. idk it reminds of people that show off their artifacts and still ask if its good like... you know its good... so why did you ask???

OO yes I'll respond to some of this and then I'll share a bit not to flex bc it's not even a ~stellar~ build or anything yet but just to share on how I prioritize stats and stuff since I didn't fully comprehend all that until like....quite recently tbh.

C4 Beidou and a guaranteed Raiden seems great to me omg. Careful with your pulls from this point on cause a random low pity Ganyu/Zhongli/Yae could take away your guaranteed Raiden D:

Ugh people like that is why I don't do co op. Like that person's profile - aside from the fact that it's alienating towards newer players that won't have perfect teams or builds, they are just plain wrong. Artifacts/talents/team synergy/utilizing your reactions well is all way more important towards getting your damage off than raw character levels. It's always the people that are the most toxic that are also the most wrong. This is way Genshin was my gateway to quitting League, bc at least Genshin doesn't force me to play with these clowns LMAO

Like I'd love to optimize Itto and Childe more, but I spent a month prefarming Zhongli and once that was done I was thinking about how I also still needed an EM sands for Kazuha. It's neverending! Lmao

Although I must include a disclaimer - In that post I gave myself slightly too much credit and was misremembering my CR on Itto - it's 57% not 67% but I still stand by everything I said lmaoo.

And omg don't get me started on the "iS thIS gooD?" people with their artifacts that they know damn well are stellar.

Anyway, so my build advice. I'll put this behind a read more for the folks just scrolling

Since IK you have Eula, I'll showcase this.

I've spent far less resources farming for Eula than Itto and Childe so she's my biggest WIP of my main DPS. Just don't have the 4x pale flame, but I farmed Noblesse domain a lot for Bennett so I had all these bloodstained artifacts and threw this together. Her CR is far better with Serpent Spine but Itto is usually using it so I only switch it onto her situationally. But the phys damage from 2x bloodstained 2x pale flame and a snowtombed is wild. Her normals can hit for up to like 21k, and her bursts usually hit for about 180k. I feel like Eula wants CD > CR > Atk% > ER > ATK. Maybe some HP% since our girl has to get up close and personal and inevitably will take damage unless you have a cracked full HP built Zhongli

(Can’t get this image to full screen from desktop, may want to look from mobile if you wanna look close)

For Circlet, Goblet, Sands - if something has the main stat you want and at least two usable substats go for it and just use that til you get something better For flower and plume - If its got at least three usable substats just use that and wait for the 4x perfect starting stat ones later.

Or don't do any of this and level what you want and have fun. This is just how I do things loll. I'm always using less than perfect artifacts for the time being til the long grind for the "perfect" ones pays off.

#long post #sorry moots and other followers for these long exchanges #but i appreciate having an anon to go back and forth on these things with :D #genshin asks #lovely anons<3 #sorry i just gave you SO MUCH to read though omg