#pls ill do anything

[straykidsholicleigh]

a/n: bitch fuck me till I pass out I'll be good i promise sir-

Things Jeongin Would Say During Sex

1. "Faster, come on.”

2. "Getting tired already? But we just started."

3. "Fuck I'm so close, where'd you want it"

4. “Such a bad girl huh? Showing your ass off to the world. This ass is mine.”

5. “Did i scare you? Aww, poor thing.”

6. “Your so pretty all fucked out for me.”

7. “Keep your fucking mouth shut.”

8. “Did I tell you that you could touch me? That's what I thought.”

9. “Put that shit back on your fucking clit.”

10. “F-fuck, so fucking tight and wet for me.”

#stray kids #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids smut #jeongin #jeongin smut #jeongin hard thoughts #jeongin hard hours #one chance #pls ill do anything #pls fuck me jeongin #pls

[brunelsblog]

Just screaming into the void but it would be so cool if this post came across the dash of a mad academic with underappreciated genuis who happens to be looking for phd students to help with their research. It would be so crazy if they wanted to do sum with computer science or urban anthropology and thought to save nelly from the capitalist hell out there

#not that academia is not a capitalist hell of its own #but its MY hell #my little bubble #that ive been in my whole life and grown a toxic attachment to #please don't take me out of it ill die #college #phd #academia #i wont beg #but im begging #pls ill do anything

[bamsara]

you know what i mean

#sara shush #doodles #maybe its executive dysfuntion maybe im unmedicated maybe its my chronic illness but i am having a hard time doing Anything #and im blaming hte weather #where are my clouds #pls may i have thunder #summer is genuinly doing the worse for depression

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

mean!dom!wanda pressing you up against the wall, her hand tight around your neck as she whispers in your ear, "you're mine, and only mine. don't fucking forget it."

#charsgaythoughts #*melts* #literally ill do anything for u mommy #pls #im so gay #and so tired #love her fr #mcu #marvel #wanda maximoff #wanda fanfic #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #dom!wanda #mean!wanda

[lumiosemuseum]

#📜 muse's voice #made this for lack of anything better to do pls enjoy #ill do the rest of the summer music assingments a bit later <3

[hoohoobeanie]

pocket sized

#need to carry them around w me #alex pls lets be besties ill build gundams with u #(idk anything abt gundams but id do it for him) #alex tran #alex #smosh

[aurorangen]

Sim Dump #1 | Male Sims

As promised here is my first sim dump for reaching 1k and ofc it's some handsome men to liven up your game! You can do whatever you want, be it for the girls or the guys, so show these sims some looove. Thank you so much for all the support and for enjoying my content. There's much more to come and I hope you like this gift!

Details:

Don’t claim as your own and/or reupload

Don't change their features drastically

Only everyday outfit (all cc is included)

All credits go to the CC creators

Feel free to tag me so I can see

PLS don’t do anything weird to them

DOWNLOAD (sfs)

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 cas #sims 4 cas #my sims #sim download #sim dump #male sims #tbh i wanted to keep them for myself!! #i get too attached to all the sims i make #it happened with oscar #i made him first then said NOPE im keeping him and now hes in tjol #so take care of these sims and PLS DONT DO ANYTHING WEIRD!!! #sorry i wont be reblogging them in gameplays if you do use them #only sims i made specific for ppl #but id still love to see so tag me! #if any of my close mutuals want a sim from me then feel free to dm #ill go with a theme for sim dumps! this one is brown eyed hotties 😘 #and ill be back with postcard soon!!

[thedisablednaturalist]

Tw for weight loss mention

The whole exercise will cure your disability thing is a fucking joke. Yes exercise is beneficial for your health, but only if you aren't already on shaky foundations. You need to be on a treatment plan that WORKS before going into the maintenance phase. You wouldn't do regular maintenance on a broken item, you'd work on getting it up and running first. And maybe it would even need specialized maintenance afterwards if it's especially fragile.

I have fibromyalgia and acute degenerative disc disease. My immune system attacks my nerves and discs in my spine are slowly calcifying and causing the bones to constrict and damage my nerves (i think thats how it works). I have days where it feels like my body is on fire from nerve pain and days where it feels like my spine is about to rip from my back. And days where I have both (like today!). I get numbness in my hands and feet. I have horrible migraines. I can no longer walk unaided more than maybe 5 minutes without severe pain. I have something wrong with my knees and hips but the doctors don't know what yet.

You'd think I live an obviously seditary lifestyle correct?

Hell no.

I walk aided on average 6 miles a day over difficult terrain OUTSIDE of regular activity almost everyday. My legs are muscular and strong. I get my heart rate up and a good sweat, like all the gym rats swear on. I am often doing physical labor such as weeding, digging, sample collecting, pruning trees etc.

I'm not saying this to make other disabled people feel bad or prove that they can do anything if they just tried harder. This is an extremely painful lifestyle I've chosen that takes a lot of lifestyle management AND BOUNDARIES to keep up with the work. I also have an extremely forgiving boss who is also physically disabled and knows what I'm going through (deciding between your passion and your health and having to do so each and every day) No one should ever be expected to do what I do. I'm not even sure if I should be doing this myself.

This is to prove that exercise? Has not cured me. My muscles are strong but still hurt as if they're broken and I have to take more breaks than my coworker. I am constantly getting out of breath and I flare up regularly if I'm not careful. I am in excellent physical condition outside of my disabilities. I go to different doctors several times a month to get checked out.

I previously went through a diet program and lost a lot of weight (basically starving myself and got off my depression meds which cause weight gain but are also the only ones that work) and guess what? That didn't do shit either!!! I still felt horrible!!! I've since gained back the weight anyway after switching to focusing on adding more nutrient dense foods than taking stuff away from my diet (also muscle weighs more than fat, and fat helps cushion my aching joints and spine).

The muscle doesn't do shit for my disabilities outside of maybe some stability. Exercising everyday doesn't make the pain go away. Without my medications and aids and nutrition plans and steroid injections and spinal adjustments and physical therapy (that takes my fibro and spine into account) and alternative work methods I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DO WHAT I DO. Exercise alone is like trying to make a car run with no oil. Yes it'll go but it'll get more and more damaged till it can't and will need its entire engine replaced!

And yet I see new doctors and they look at me and the first thing out of their mouths is do I exercise? I should try doing a little every day :) and then i fucking blow their minds when I tell them about my job. No longer can they use that fucking cop out on me. I've been through this rodeo. Ive tried their suggestions. If you are in pain and nothing is helping? Exercise ain't going to do SHIT. You need to get to a point where you can move without severe pain first (if that's even possible). Then and only then should you consider implementing regular exercise if you can. Also weight loss talk is a red flag and a cop out. They made me lose 50+ lbs before they would look into the reasons behind my pain. Weight loss did nothing for me and exacerbated my pain.

I am living proof that all that shit is a lie and a cop out. That is the point of this post. I cannot believe people with serious medical conditions are being forced to put their bodies through extreme duress just to be believed. You are not disabled because of laziness or because you sit a lot. Plenty of people live seditary lifestyles and do not live in constant excruciating pain (they may develop disabilities later in life due to this however, and should be doing preventative exercises to maintain their health)

Please, share my story with doctors. Use me as an example. I am proof that "exercise first treat later" does not work. I should not have had to wait years to have my pain validated. I'd rather hundreds of fakers get (what? A blood test? An MRI?) than one chronically ill person get told to try yoga and go away by a doctor.

#wrenfea.exe #doctors and nurses dont fucking clown on this post #anything you say needs to be backed up by sources with apa citation thrown in for good measure #this is my personal experience dont tell me im exaggerating or just havent tried hard enough #i will kick you with my horse legs and then go lie down for 4 hours #bedbound people i am sending you so much love and will probably be joining you in a few years #chronic disability #chronic pain #spoonie #fibromyalgia #disability #chronic illness #from the field #physically disabled #this also applies to neurodivergent and mentally ill people but pls don't derail #this is mainly about physical disabilities #you are welcome to make your own post and reference mine if you want @ me and ill reblog it #sometimes im like oh i cant be disabled bc i do all this stuff im a faker inflatrating the community #and then i have days like today where i cannot leave my bed #i am so pissed off that people with long covid and ME have to go through that fucking exercise rehabilitation program #that actively makes their mitochondria worse #you wouldnt start using a vase without fixing the cracks first #the water will spill out and the flower will die #degenerative disc disease

[satoruzlove]

modern au.not proofread. mentions of death. crying. fluff overall. satoru is fine guys!

the rain hits the windows of satoru’s car more violently with each passing second. the lights outside the car stretched by the glass, the dim illumination lent to you by the surrounding stores of the parking lot you’re in, satoru in the drivers seat. it’s all so perfect and you can’t help the gentle thrum of contentment in your blood stream as he angles himself to face you in his seat. his thigh comes even closer into your reach, white hair splayed all around the leather of the headrest. that goofy, lovestruck expression on his face is enough to make you melt. even though you’ve been staring at him for all 3 hours you’ve been in the car- it never gets old.

you were talking about everything. nothing, the ins and outs of your life as you did every month. despite satoru seeming off the entire night the conversation was light, sweet. giggles and vanilla-frosty flavoured kisses shared between hickeys under his shirt and secrets whispered into eachother’s skin. for a while, there’s silence. but not for long:

“hey, baby,” he greets you in a soft voice. his temple is snugly against the headrest as his hands reach out to yours. you indulge him, fingers curling into his palms as he smiles widely. “hi, toru.” you mumble back, one hand coming up to his cheek. satoru grins, kissing your palm before heaving a dreamy sigh.

“sometimes i wonder,” he starts, “how you feel when we do this. like, do you ever think about what would happen if.. it didn’t happen again?” your boyfriend asks keenly. your posture straightens instinctively. “that’s a lame ass way of trying to break up with me,” you huff playfully, and he barks a laugh. pretty pinks lips pout at your faux dismay, meeting your own rather sloppily as you’re sure you felt his tongue against yours for a moment. “i’m not breaking up with you, i’d cry,” he reassures you. “ i mean.. what if one of us wasn’t- around, anymore. what would happen then?”it seems he was referring to himself. the hesitance in his voice made your heart ache. satoru always had a problem with voicing his emotions fully, especially with the losses he’s taken- his best friends- he’s far too sensitive to the idea of losing you, too.

“not possible,” you hum. his brow scrunches cutely and you smile, running a finger over it. instinctively, his cheeks pool heat and he reminds himself to take a breath. “if we’re not here physically,” you pause, intertwining your fingers and bringing them to your mouth, “ then in spirit. i’ll still get you your special frosty,” mwah- one kiss to his knuckle-“ and sit in the car. i’ll still talk to you, still have my hand on the car seat, still do this every month and catch you up on all my drama.” with every word, your heart aches further.

“you’ll just be.. quiet. but it’s nothing i can’t get used to.” you finish, swallowing the lump in your throat at the thought of it. it’s unrealistic, you know: you both do. but just pondering over not being with eachother- in the physical or spiritual realm- hurts you in ways you never thought hurt could be inflicted.

a watery, “i love you,” tumbles from his lips as they wobble against yours. “ my sweet baby; my angel ,” he’s rambling now, but it doesn’t matter when he’s so breathless and so grateful for you. that you chose him. he sniffles harshly, almost dramatically- “ fuck- now i’m gonna be all snotty and gross-“ he laughs, and you can’t tell if you wanna laugh or cry. as you pull him closer to you to hug him, hands around his neck and lips peppering the crown of his head- satoru feels himself grow weak. he slumps against you, tears stalling eventually and as he soaks you in he realises that this- is love.

not the love that abandons him without much compromise, or the love that wants him for what he can do. not the love that wants him because he’s strong. the love that endures his silly scenarios, the love that wants satoru gojo-

for he is not satoru gojo because he is strong, rather he is strong because he is satoru gojo. and all his strength comes from you.

#gojo satoru #gojo x reader #jujutsu gojo #gojo fluff #gojo x reader fluff #gojo satoru x reader fluff #gojo headcanons #gojo satoru headcanons #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru angst #IF YOU SAW MY FUCK UP SAY NOTHING #💀💀💀DO NOT SAY ANYTHING PLS ILL CRY.

[jerrsterrr]

You guys should like totally send long doodle or comic requests in my ask box abt the dca,, jk jk,,,,, unless?

#pl #Plz #i havent drawn them sillu enough yet this week #i have horrible artblock #It may be because im like mentally recovering but #i need more silly in my life #IDC HOW “CRINGE” UR IDEA IS ILL GIV U A SMOOCH ON UR FOREHEAD/p #send anything and just say the dca and ill gwt it man trust me #Not ms paint #jerrsterrr art #PLZ #fnaf daycare attendant #Thisbhas my self insert for #Solar lunacy #But ill do y/n if u wan #Dca x yn #yn tag

[hershey-the-person]

when i say bro , dude , gurl , dawg etc ... i mean it in the most gender neutral way possible my friend

#UNLESS OFC THE PERSON TELLS ME NOT TO USE THESE TERMS ON THEM #cuz honestly im fine with any of these terms being used on me but mb others aren't #like i have also used terms like babygirl on men ( ofc only the ones im super super comfortable around like me brothers ) #and yeah i use bro for all my female friends #is it wrong tho ? pls lmk if u think it is and ill stop #but honestly i dont really see anything wrong with it #probably cuz i like it ig #but yea if someone specifically tells me not to use these on them i wont do it

[disenchanted2006]

we are so back guys! put me out of my misery

#the terror #the terror amc #the terror amc edit #jared harris #francis crozier #james fitzjames #tobias menzies #edit #pls save me #plssss #jared ill do anything #paramore

[arolesbianism]

Hiiii besties I um. Rly want money. Would anyone want a tweened icon like these for like $20? I'm usually pretty fast with them so it shouldn't take longer than like a few days max

#rat rambles #I can accept payment through pretty much anything as long as its not too much of a hassle to set up #dw if you can't afford it its not like an emergency I just want to have the money to buy my siblings (and myself) presents this year #so like 3 or 4 coms like this should be enough for some basic gifts at least #ofc feel free to tip or get one of my normal coms if you wanna pay more but Im going cheap since I just want smth #idk if I wanna advertise this too hard tho so do pls reblog but Im not gonna go all out with tags 👍 #Ill also probably post this offer on toyhouse if this gets no results #so yeah limited time cheap ass tweened icons for less than my normal non animated busts get em while theyre hot or whatever

[hamiltonandpercyjackson]

the opposite parallels between percy and jason in tlh and son make me wonder if rick is TRYING to kill me

-jason wakes up with 3 people ready to protect him and be his friend, percy wakes up immediately having to defend himself from wolves and monsters

-jason was escorted to camp safely, percy had to fight for his LIFE to get to camp jupiter with no guidance

-jason was immediately welcomed to camp, being given a place to stay and a tour to meet everyone, percy was ostracised and demeaned, being left to the least respected cabin

3,:

#i make myself sad for you #does this please you #i would do anything for you pookies #i got 10k likes today so thank u #i’m like famous now #i love u guys and tumblr so freaking much #idk what else to post after this though #bc i finished rereading so aren’t finding anything else #pls help i won’t have anything to post until my birthday when ill hopefully get tsats #are there any good fanfic recs #help me #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percabeth #rick riordan #riordanverse #annabeth chase #heroes of olympus #leo valdez #autistic

[luxiaraaa]

imagine being a brat to her all day long just to tease and rile her up then this is the look she gives you GOD please wreck me madam ;)

#i just know she's HUGE #ive been acting up bcs of this image for hours #ill do anything for u langley so pls use me however u want <333 #ptn langley #langley #path to nowhere #ptn

[slvtforjaymz]

IM SWEATING THIS MAN GOT ME SWEATING LIKE IM ON MY KNEES ILL DO ANYTHING ALSO WHERE IS THAT AUDIO FROM PLS EVERYONE IS GATEKEEPING IT TELL ME NOW

creds to: @davemustardhateaccount345

GIRL I LOVE YOUR EDITS THEY ARE THE BEST

#james hetfield #james hetfield fanfiction #james hetfield smut #metallica fanfiction #metallica smut #papa het #jaymz #metallica #daddy #idc if hes 60 hes sexy #pls ill do anything jamie im begging #fill me up daddy