#pls listen to it

[soulaires]

hiii can I request for grumpy!reader x sunshine!kenji hcs plz I love that man so much 😩 and that trope is such a 🤌

also can I be 🪸anon?!?!?!

THAT’S MY BABY

pairings: grumpy!reader x sunshine!kenji kishimoto.

warnings: absolutely shitty pick up lines and horrible attempt at flirting. also sexual innuendos lol

summary: kenji and his intimidating gf

notes: I need this man so bad I’m not even joking. Also yes you can be my coral anon 🫶(you guys can claim any emoji you guys wishes) also kenji is orange while you are purple.

you absolutely hated kenji when you first met him.

he was obnoxiously loud, very annoying, doesn’t read the room, and sarcastic. way too sarcastic.

although his little sarcasm comments really can make you break a character

while you hated him at first sight, you absolutely caught his attention when you arrived at omega point.

he was stars truck that he mad it a goal to impress you, to notice him and maybe, maybe you can possibly like him back.

when in training, he’s really trying so hard to impress you

you noticed him once with a comment saying “nice work, kishimoto.” and he absolutely froze at that moment

he had it imprinted on his mind, treasure the moment on his heart, and blush at the moment every time he remembers it.

he actually like the way you played hard to get, or at least that were you doing instead of genuinely hating his ass

he says random pickup line at you.

and will always try to insert his flirty comments.

are you a map? ‘cause I just got lost in your eyes, princess.

hey, I think I have a low iron cause every time I get up too fast I always end up falling for you.

no pen, no paper…but you still draw my attention.

the sunflowers would mistake you for the sun, all turning to look at you.

hey, what’s the month date today again?

It’s may now. may I finally be yours?

hey, Princess. Do you know the word of the day?

the what???

word of the day. it’s ‘legs’ so, why don’t we go home and spread the word?

no pickup lines today?

nah, don’t have any pick up lines cause I’m not tryna be picked up I’m trynna be pinned down. he smirks

It’s stupid, really.

but sometimes you find yourself blushing and a small smile coming at your lips

and of course, it won’t get unnoticed by him. he always feel proud at himself and a smug smirk is displaying his face

and, you sometimes tease him by flirting back.

“hey, how’s my favorite girl doing?” Kenji said as he enters the gym.

“your favorite girl is doing okay. how about her favorite boy, hmm?” you replied, as your eyes are still focused on the lifts. With the lack of reply, you look at him and there he was, standing frozenly as his cheeks painted tomato red.

“that was smooth.” He finally said after a solid minutes.

“wanna see if my lips are too?” you replied with a smirk.

—

“Watch out, sweetheart. You kinda sound like you’re flirting when we argue.” Kenji suddenly said as you guys argue over something stupid, again. You only roll your eyes as a response that make him chuckle.

“Whoa, watch at that attitude, princess, yeah?” he said after he whistled.

“attitude isn’t the only reason my eyes roll back.” you countered with a smirk, staring directly at his eyes.

—

“relationship are 50/50, you are a catch, so am I.”

“yeah right, a relationship is 50/50 you give me your last name while I scream your first.”

“WOAHH!?”

when you finally smile at him openly he gets caught off guard like

wow??? you are so beautiful??

He still continues to win you over even when he already has!

he calls you sunshine ironically because you are actually just the grumpy black cat gf

I don’t need protection.

yeah, believe me she doesn’t .

he calls you sweetheart, princess, pretty girl, baby and ma’am

you who glares while kenji just grins

he loves the way you laughed at his stupid jokes

you are laughing. I told a joke and you are laughing. I LOVE YOU.

kenji who looks at you first when he makes sarcastic comments / jokes to see if you are laughing.

My girl not allowed to watch IT cause i'm the only clown she needs in her life

LOVES LOVES the way you glare at everyone but smiles only at him.

like he is your only exception make him wanna just marry you right there

gets jealous when you suddenly a lot less grumpy in warners presence

he scrutinizing the fuck out of him FOR REAL

he will never admit that he's jealous of warner for his pride and ego cus he know warner only doing it to get on too him

but he will pout and will sass you

he will play pranks on someone who flirt with you using his ability to be invisible

It really gets handy

anddd aaron warner is always the victim of it

I mean yes, Warner can sense him BUT not when someone is really keeping him distracted

EHEM juliette EHEM

can't keep his laugh whenever warner come out annoyed at him bc of the pranks

“Remind me again, what did you even like about kishimoto?” Warner asks while kenji just huffed.

you, who is reading a book blatantly says without looking up, “his personality.” you feel someone’s pair of eyes on you

Warner raised his eyebrows, surprised. “Really now?”

“Fuck you mean by that?” Kenji interpreted while warner look at him with disgust on his eyes.

“yeah, i was surprised too.” you replied which cause your boyfriend to gasp dramatically and warner who chuckled.

Kenji grabbed at his chest dramatically, “wow. Betrayed by my own girl?” You laughed at him while you gave him a kiss on his temple while Warner rolled his eyes and left. Kenji who still annoyed at warner ignored it while he sassyingly left.

he ignored you for a solid 1 hour and then he comes at you asking for cuddles

he peppered some kisses on your face and calls it "skincare"

he puts flowers onto your hair

you always dig holes into someone just by glaring, and he'd bend down gently and lean over to whisper, “why don't we like them?”

he follows you like a puppy

whenever you stand up to go somewhere HE FOLLOWS.

WHENEVER YOU GO HE GO.

he worships the ground you walk on

he sees you a gift from God

he loves to be babied by you

but will never admit it

at the end, he is your sunshine to your cloudy mood.

#reader insert #rie answers 🦦 #shatter me series #shatter me #riewrites 🫀 #kenji kishimoto x reader #kenji kishimoto x you #kenji kishimoto #grumpy x sunshine #grumpy gf x sunshine bf #black cat gf x golden retriever bf #black cat gf #golden retriever bf #I love this song #PLS LISTEN TO IT

[sincka]

Do you know the french song Popcorn Salé by Santa ? Because it's aziracrow coded and I need someone to edit them with this song.

#popcorn salé #santa #aziracrow #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale fell #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #inefabble husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce #ineffable fandom #i need someone to edit them to this song #the lyrics is so good #aziracrow coded #pls listen to it #french song #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens fandom #good omens edit

[beatleswings]

Just a reminder to...

STREAM "NO REGRETS" BY RILEY INGE.

#that song slaps #pls listen to it #punch out #punch-out!! #punch out wii #doc louis

[music-whore]

heaven sent is a coffee cup by bears in trees <33

#bears in trees #music #underrated #pls listen to it

[chirpsythismorning]

Me before listening to bizarre love triangle for the first time:

Me after listening to bizarre love triangle for the ?th time:

#byler #bizarre love triangle #I remember I was not into new order at first #like it wasn’t my vibe #I could say the same thing about smalltown boy #like the first time I heard those songs vaguely I was like meh #but then after the 3rd/4th time #I was a goner #if you have not listened to bizarre love triangle… #if you are like me but before I opened my horizons #change your fate #pls listen to it #and picture mike not being able to muster the courage to speak honestly about how he feels bc he’s scared #he’s scared bc he doesn’t love el in the way a gf wants to be loved #and he’s hoping that she’ll figure it out and say the words he can’t #he’s for lack of a better word a coward #but the most relatable kind of coward #in that it’s stemming from not being able to reject someone who you think doesn’t deserve that #I feel like he feels honored to be with el #he also feels really insecure bc of that #but he doesn’t feel what he feels for Will #and simultaneously #he’s also being a coward about his feelings for Will #for different reasons #it’s rare to even inform a friend let alone best friend you have romantic feelings #even straight people struggle to do that #it’s more safe to just live with it and get over it than to risk everything #Mike is hoping in a similar vain #Will will say the words he can’t #and in the van he does

[thesquirrelqueer]

adderall by the heydaze is THEEE stagedorks song

#pls listen to it #it’s only on youtube #be more chill #broadway #musicals #bmc #shut up dani #stagedorks #christine canigula #jeremy heere #adderall #Youtube

[falsearcadia]

🏴

#pop'n music #rasa's art #black got a new song in unilab and im so happy #pls listen to it

[losersclublol]

Tiny thought. Richie found out how to edit(but not really) so now she makes these fuck ass edits of the losers. Her personal fav is one of stan when they were sick with hellovenus’ ‘I’m ill’ playing, strobe lights and transitions with photos of stan just miserable and sneezing

#난예술이야 #pls listen to it #I love that song #fucking tune #my god I don’t understand it but I get it #the losers club #richie tozier #stan uris #stanley uris #fem losers club #(they are not men on my page)

[slytherinshua]

another day of listening to photo

#zanna speaks?? #it’ll never get old istg #pls listen to it #it’ll change your life

[s-une]

#song recs #one of my favorite songs at the moment #lowkey me + geto #v.v #pls listen to it #🔫 /friendly #it’s really ugh my heart

[number1-arashi-narukami-fan]

mafumafu and amatsuki's god-ish cover kinda reminds me of hiiro and aira's voice

#pls listen to it #hiiai #ever since i noticed that i cant stop listening to it #god-ish is such a good song

[milkbreadtoast]

NEW SVT ALBUM (FML) IS SOOOO GOOD U GUYS AAUUUGHHHH SVT NEVER MISSES😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

#PLS LISTEN TO IT #AND WATCH 손오공 (super) MV #i hope they do a mv for fml too🤧🤧

[purpleh4bit]

i also have a wally darling playlist go listen to it

it always gets updated wink

#welcome home #wally darling #spotify playlist #pls listen to it #i showed u my playlist pls respond #Spotify

[just-a-random-person24]

I lied about going to bed last night and drew Gordon instead at like, 2 in the morning cause I was inspired by Usseewa's cover art

#freeman's mind #this song is so good #pls listen to it

[stop-saying-tootsie]

18 please 😊 (if you're still doing that handwriting ask game)

(Image description: A handwritten document. It’s titled “18. Favorite bands/musicians, No order”. Listed are Hozier, Declan Mckenna, The Happy Fits, Glass Animals, Taylor Swift, Doja Cat, James & the Shame, and Rare Americans”.)

#i know james and the shame is rhett from rhett and link #and he only has one song #but GOD #pls listen to it #anyways #thank you!!!! #mikesmoustache

[ethanngenloss]

The Hand That Feeds by The Crane Wives is so showfall kids

#pls listen to it #i need someone to understand