#pls pls pls pls do this YALL

[rileyclaw]

she’s so lame

bonus. actually they both are

#i missed making funny human realm comics . i think i will keep doing it bc i have many funny concepts i need to explore . #the owl house #toh season 3 #willow park #amity blight #huntlow #it is implied . look at those polaroids. that's LOSER behavior willow park!!! #comic #toh #fanart #my art #human realm hijinks #gus porter #hunter toh #this is appealing to MY sense of humor specifically pls humor me yall #toh comic

[ruubesz-draws]

Godzilla x Kong New Empire but it's the Spongebob Movie

I had this idea BEFORE the movie even came out lol

This took longer than I thought! Please appreciate it!

#godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #kong #mothra #scar king #shimo #spongebob squarepants #patrick star #plankton #it's Godzilla x Kong but Spongebob lol #I'M A GOOFY GOOBER #YEAH!!!! #I actually love the song #i watched this movie like godzillion times #im serious #anyway hope yall like it #pls don't hate me #also enjoy goji with heels #lmao #my boi rockin' those heels lmao #do not repost #my art #Youtube

[kvarenje]

OK, as an embryologist who has worked in andrology for years before, I need folks to know something.

Vasectomies are NOT 100% reversible.

If you or a partner are considering one, and you think that there is even a SLIGHT chance you might want children in the future, BANK SPERM BEFOREHAND.

When a vasectomy is reversed, you WILL NOT regain your previous sperm count. Most of the time, sperm counts fall dramatically after a reversal, and it will be much more difficult to conceive intentionally without assistance from fertility treatments. Vas reversals can also fail, which would then require surgical procedures to retrieve sperm should you want to conceive later. My clinic probably does 2-6 surgical sperm retrieval procedures a month, and a solid most of them are due to failed vas reversals.

This has been a PSA from your local extremely tired embryologist who wants people to know that "vasectomies are reversible" comes with a couple of big bold asterisks that should be talked about before folks go rushing into it.

#abortion #vasectomy #roe v wade #pls yall dont do stuff without doing ur research #ive spent too many hours hunting for sperm in shitty tesa samples

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[sass-squat]

I recently saw a post on here saying something about Legend in Howl’s Moving Castle and it made me realize how my favorite boys already fit both blonde and black haired Howl so I knew what I had to do 🫡

#my art #linked universe #legend of zelda #loz #linkeduniverse #loz link #lu legend #lu ravio #ravioli #loz ravio #howls moving castle #howl pendragon #kinda #if anyone knows the original poster of the whole legend in howls moving castle thing pls let me know #I’ve literally dedicated the last 10.5 hours of my life working on this thing they inspired me to do #and sorry I’ve been gone for like *checks watch* 8 months yall let me know if there’s anyone or anything you’d like me to draw 🤗

[p4nishers]

there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.

#do i wish he wouldn't forgive so easily (tho i don't actually think aziraphale needs forgiveness since he didn't do anything wrong and #actually without his decision their love story would've been stuck as it was for more than 6000 years and also heaven would never change #without someone dismantling it and making it new) #yes i do wish that and i also wish he'd learn self worth but we gotta be realistic here he never once been able to stay mad at aziraphale #all those times they had fights where aziraphale was (mostly) in the wrong and rejected crowley what did crowley do? immediately come #CRAWLING and BEGGING back like pls yall this is why i don't read post s2 fics bc everyone suddenly seems to forget their whole canon #personalities and history w each other and it's annoying me so much like i get that we all are hoping crowley learns from his mistakes and #stops being so easy for aziraphale (not me tho) but realistically speaking it's just not gonna happen and once again aziraphale DIDN'T. DO. #ANYTHING. WRONG. yes he hurt crowley with his decision but CROWLEY HURT HIM WITH HIS TOO so if yall wants an apology dance it's gonna turn #into a waltz cause they'd both need to do it #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

[daily-uquiz]

*crying*

#uquiz #the iliad #the odyssey #this is super good pls do it #i just dont have any better tags #also watch troy: fall of a city #its the best of the inevitably bad adaptations #i could go on about the importance of the Iliad to modern understanding of history anthropology and historiography for ages #but i wont do that to yall so in the meantime ship patrochilles #and remember that achilles is a bottom #but most importantly helen didnt deserve this shit

[abd-illustrates-art]

Rise and shine! 🦝🍁

There’s just ONE WEEK left to pick up your very own Lief plushie! We’re 80% of the way to the goal, so don’t forget to head on over to Makeship and help get this lil’ guy across the finish line before the week is out 💖🦝

#artists on tumblr #abd illustrates #lief #makeship #plushie #thanks so much again to everybody who's already placed an order! #i always worry about promo-ing merch things like this that it'll be too pushy or anything sgdfshkf #but im really hoping we can hit the 200 mark so he can get made for all yall who've already ordered one 💖 #also pls ignore that i posted this good morning esque post at like 6pm #he slept in #he's just like me fr #also SGFHKSF im silly i posted this to my artblog first instead of the way i normally do it pls excuse the unusual rambly tags XD

[itzsassha]

Mr.Reed.... dont look at me like that 🙈💓 ...

#cyberpunk 2077 #solomon reed #cp2077 #cp2077 photomode #cyberpunk screenshots #virtual photography #thirsty thursday #phantom liberty #pl spoilers #yall have u heard the beats Idris made for PL... hot damn.. those are absolute bangers !! #i know people see me aggressively simping for this man #But hear me out .. ok...The thing is .. Placide will always be my number one .. nothing and no other character will ever change that #still #ive made a little.. but not so little tho.. space in my heart for Mr. Solomon as well.. #and he also gets a free passage to live in my head rent free #i shouldn't feel guilty about that.. and in fact i do not #😌❤❤❤ #itzsassha vp

[milezperprower]

dark angel.

(heavily inspired by roberto ferri's "fallen angel")

#ragamaster #ragamaster au #tadc ragamaster #tadc #tadc au #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus #zooble #tadc zooble #zooble tadc #zooble fanart #the amazing digital circus zooble #im honestly fucking w these black wings so much i might incorperate them into cannon what do yall think #also making zooble built like a brick house from this point forward ITS TOO GOOD #currently flip flopping a bit with designs #pls be patient with me LOL

[yyyaammmmmm]

vws 🤞🤞

#trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #tristamp #huzzah #they make me so physically ill #i literally raised myself from the dead #to draw these idiots. #also i love 98 ww sm i hope yall can tell that the second photo is 98 ww #also like. i think the modern au i be drawing at the top #would basically be the baseball au #nicholas doomed by the narrative wolfwood #also spaghetti cameo from 98 spaghetti date #plus (guys pls tell me i did this right) #that oke time both vash and ww almost doed in the desert bc of dehydration #yall drink ur water #also the only reason theyre not kissing is bc ive never drawn ppl kissing and #idk how it do it 💔💔💔 #in my head i am psychically making ghem kiss tho

[brotato-chibs]

AU where one day Scara starts seeing the nameless dead kid everywhere he goes

He doesn't know how to feel about it but eventually learned to live with the ghost of someone he knew following him around. Scara tried to put off seeing Dottore for his experiments and his missions into the Abyss but alas, it'll happen eventually

He'll stop seeing the nameless child after he erased himself using the Irminsul tree

#genshin impact #scaramouche #il dottore #the fatui #long post #comic #AU #chibo.arto #do not repost or i will hunt you down and eat your legs #drawing this took me like a WEEK yall #also pls why do i keep trying to make comics with SMART characters??? I'M DUMB

[fagcrisis]

please support the hungarian student protests

Hello! you know i'm not the kind of person to be making these posts, but the situation here is kind of dire right now

as you may know, for the past year hungarian students and teachers have been protesting against the horrific state of our education system. we have been demanding better wages and work conditions for our teachers, and more funding diverted towards education

the government currently does not have a dedicated education ministry

our far right government's response has been a law known as the status law, or the revenge law. this law includes the following

taking away the professional freedom of the board of education, handing descisions over to the school district (a government subsidiary)

further widens the salary range, making the wages of teachers completely tied to the will of their employer. many teachers in the country are currently making barely above minimum wage

reduction of vacation days

increasing the number of daily working hours from 8 to 12

forbidding teachers from being critical of the education system. this includes participating in protests, but also simply voicing criticism of the system online

punishing students if their teachers are on strike

the termination notice period was changed from 2 months to six months, meaning that a teacher has to work in the school they quit for 6 months after quitting

extending the school year to 180 days

the status law makes it harder for unions to do their jobs. the teachers, at first, tried to protest through peaceful methods and strikes, but their requests were not listened to. Moreover, the oppressive hungarian strike laws make it impossible to do this effectively. around the carmelite monastery, from which the high and mighty overlords control the country, a cordon was raised to keep the press out, which was found to be unlawful by the metropolitan court of budapest in april. despite this, they have not removed the cordon.

on may 7, the students who were protesting for a better education system tried to lawfully dismantle the cordon, which resulted in the police using tear gas against children and beating them with batons. Use of tear gas was not justified, the police ignored regulations and acted against the law.

several people have been arrested at these protests with such charges as wearing a mask (illegal under hungarian protest law) and attacking police officers. several people at the last protest have been detained and kept from speaking to their parents. the majority of the protestors are minors, and those are not are teachers overwhelmingly over the age of 40.

we are going to protest again on may 19th (this friday), and we would really appreciate if you spread awareness about our efforts. people will likely be hurt, and arrested on made up charges to scare us away from fighting for our teachers, but we won't give up

on twitter you can show your support for the protests under the hashtags #freehungary and #fuckorban

#no clue what to tag this w and im to shy to just b like pls rb but its fucking dire over here yall #im honestly just posting this since friends of mine are likely to need bail or to pay fines. not bc were doing anything illegal but bc #theyll arrest you just for protesting

[babygirlificationn]

Ace attorney au where everything is the same except smartphones and social media are a thing that exists.

#ace attorney #aa #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #manfred von karma #dick gumshoe #fanart #digital art #my art :D #art #meme redraw #kdksks kinda wanted to do different versions for that first one #like one where miles sends the photo of vk to fransisca and she goes pls stop using papas mugshot as a reaction pic #and one where francisca is the one who sends the photo to miles #but I can't really be bothered to do taht so. one version is enough. #tried really hard to capture miles soulless stare hope i did it justice ✨😘❤️ #it took me two days to realise that the was a random horizontal line in the middle of the vk mugshot meme. when were yall gonna tell me #anyway i fixed it now but god damn #redraw edgeworth #1k

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

.

.

.

" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

#kaeyachi randoms #kaeya #kaeya alberich #this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe? #kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it #kaeya cant stand being IDLE #get it? get it? #you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters #and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is #actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber #seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at #angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the #backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW #BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training #give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh #to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready #if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to #just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several #occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is #just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst #silly me ehe #oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day? #can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh #fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao #i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own #AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO #wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly #lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.

[grismavessel]

Elesa discovers that the twin's monochrome aesthetic wasn't on purpose

They just can't see color

#i had to draw it out #i will draw more of this later #yall yell at me to do more pls #pokemon #pokemon fanart #submas #ingo #emmet #elesa #comic #digital art #colorblind submas #pokemon bw