Cheeky boi
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(105) Elita-1 and her female Autobots live an extremely hard life, eking out their existence with strict rationing beneath Shockwave's watchful and cruel eye. Getting supplies in from other planets is rare, and having a reason to celebrate is even rarer. It's a huge challenge to keep up morale in the many, many years since they lost all contact with the Ark.
That's why Elita-1 has assigned Chromia perhaps her toughest mission of all: morale officer.
But there are very few ways to raise morale with no money, no supplies, and the mandate to avoid Shockwave's notice at all costs. Unwilling to fail her mission and pragmatic to the end, Chromia has scheduled them all in for six orgies a month. Unspool your cable, Elita-1, it's for the good of the team.
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New arrival item at Unauthorizon - the ultimate database of bootleg/unauthorized video game consoles.
Brand: 小霸王
Name: 数独
*Featuring Sudoku.
Model Number: D18
Released Region: China
This is Famicom/NES based plug and play - shell reference model is Trump Grand KS-2523B, released by 中山市方振教育电子有限公司.
See details here.
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When you waffled on a new toy and decided to not buy it. But then 2 days later it went on sale. I got myself a new v plug with a grinder piece.
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A necromancer and it's cold zombie
...im a sucker for sexy stupid clothes hehe
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If I could own an arcade cabinet, I wouldn't want Pac-Man or Galaga or Donkey Kong, I would want Bosconian. I had a Namco plug-and-play as a kid, and Bosconian was always my favorite game. I wasn't even any good at it, I didn't know you were supposed to shoot the green space stations, so I would just fly around the first screen slowly but surely racking up a high score by shooting wave after wave of enemy fighter formations.
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I made an arrangement of a song from this Plug-n-Play game that lives in my head rent-free.
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Person: What got you into gaming?
Me:
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*folds hands politely* do you think… do you think a human could put their hands all up in the matrix chamber if they wore protective gear or something… i need to put my hands in rodimus’ chest and play around with his wiring. i think it would fix him
i don't think i could fix him but i would definitely play with Rodimus' chest wiring... touching a transformer's spark would probably kill you, like, instantly, but if you're careful and wearing extra thick gloves... i'm sure you can get up to some freaky shit in the chest cavity. Fiddle with his wires until he's squirming under you. Get the really tiny ones that don't get regular maintanance, run your fingers over what is basically considered nerves, the stimulation input causing poor Roddy's optics to roll back into his head in borderline numb bliss...
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How to sit with a tail.
Well, she ain’t wrong. It took me awhile to work out a good way to swing my tail out over the arm of my chair or off to the side when I’m in my true form. Though, mine is actually attached to me and not plug & play... like hers. Thankfully, I have chairs with a space where my tail can just hang out the back. When I don’t, I sit all Captain Kirk or Captain Killy.
But yes, she’s a... different tail.
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