#plus it's math

[diankn]

Nobody gets donations like ao3 gets donations. These screenshots are 3 hours apart

#ao3 #shits insane #it was three hours plus 25 minutes #if the math is mathing thats an average of $382.59 a minute #destiel #murther #iwtv #marvel #fanfic #spn #hannibal #yoi #mdzs

[janmisali]

#jan misali #polls #numbers #math #notation #plus or minus

[ryuusea]

sherly has 100% pulled and snapped liam’s sleeve garters for attention

(the remains hs omake au won’t stop rattling in the inside of my head aaaa)

#sherliam #I can hear the liam se~nsei so clearly in my head #and liam’s amused response #sherly I too would fail class not with a teacher so pretty #someone wants one-on-one math tutoring after school #the way I want this sleeve garters snapping in canon verse too #sleeve garters #sensei knows how to attack #thankful for their existence like wth how are they so powerful #he would like you plus me subtract a layer too and divide these lips with yours and maybe those legs too- #wow I need to stfu #my love for bad puns I could not help it JDJDJDJ #don’t look at me #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #the remains #hs au sherliam

[gods-favorite-autistic]

“There are no websites for kids nowadays” Somebody show gen alpha cool math im begging you

#it is the golden website for kids games #plus it doesn’t have those weird ass ‘girl games’ that just seem off #downside no dressup games it’s supposed to be ‘educational’ #but it has most of the papa’s games which I love #literally all I do during my first period is go on cool math #madurday night live #gen alpha

[amethystroselily]

Wait!

I think Shen Yuan and Ming Fan might actually be the same age by the end of the book… That’s so funny actually.

#I knew the approximate age gap with sqq and lbh but this is first time I thought to do the math with his other disciples and like #sy was around 20 when he died and Ming fan was about 16 #plus 6 years #then five years pass that don’t count for sqq bc he was dead… andddd he would be ~26-27 and Ming Fan would be ~27 #Oh My God Ming Fan might be older…. #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #ming fan #sqq #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #And Ming Fan DEFINITELY has way more years of cultivation experience than shen yuan #so that kind of…

[ra-vio]

im supposed to be studying

#resident evil #resident evil 4 #ada wong #I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THIS CANVAS SO SMALL SO I HAD TO RESIZE AND NOW ITS BLURRY AHHHHHHHH #its fine but ITS NOT FINE IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH LOL #i had to switch mice for this. the other one was so slippery. i dunno if its because its wireless or whatever. that boy go NYOOM #changing the settings didnt help. #anyway. last week i finished the mercenaries and got leons rpd outfit. it was hell. it wasnt but i was in a rush so it was #i think after everything my favorite is still ada cause that grapple gun is everything. the hardest for me was krauser #krauser should have been the easiest cause you just knife everything but i kept slashing dynamite and had to redo the village like 10 times #it was absolute ass. he's the most broken character why would they do that to me #and then immediately after i started on my separate ways professional S+ #its funny someone said the S+ was harder than base game. base game's pro S+ burnt me out so bad #i didnt touch the game for months afterward. separate ways S+ was a cake walk after. you dont even have to fight krauser ovo)b #the most difficult parts are probably the double garradors and the countdown to get to leon at the end #immediately after i got all my achievements I was plunged into a depression like no other. plus i had a discrete math midterm on friday #i am SO SAD. WHO WAS I BEFORE SEPARATE WAYS #i did the same silly thing i did when i drew Link. the shine in her hair says 'Ada' because i have to derive joy from somewhere

[dreadheadmadi]

So…

You got White writers getting hate for making their (y/n) White,

Black writers getting hate for making their (y/n) Black,

Hispanic writers getting hate for making their (y/n) Hispanic,

And because they wrote their (y/n) in their own race… they’re racist?

#mmmm #something’s not right #the math is not mathing #explain plz #madz-rulez #x reader #x fem!reader #x female reader #x female y/n #x black plus size reader #x black male reader #x black fem reader #x black reader

[localcryptic69]

Repost cause pretty certian my shit got shadowed on tumblr (it happens very often on insta idk how often it happens here too)

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Back on my bullshit

#tf2 scout #team fortress two #tf2 sniper #myart #tf2 #my art #speedingbullet #finished this right before my math class started so plus for that #im running out of ship idea sobbin rn #speeding bullet

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

Dream

Set post-game. Astarion plays a game with his beloved two days before their wedding. NSFW.

"I had a very nice dream that started like this." Astarion murmured, a smirk tugging on his lips. His soon-to-be wife was spooning him (our favorite sleeping and meditation position), her hand was roaming over his smooth chest---nails painted blue and her touch as always gentle.

“Did you?”

He could imagine her smirking behind him.

Oh, I have an idea. “Want to play a little game, darling?” he asked lazily.

She raised an eyebrow. “What kind of game?”

“I want to see if the dream will become reality. See if you do now as you did in that lovely dream. And do you know what the best part is, my dear?” The elf did not wait for her to answer, grinning so widely that his fangs were showing. “No matter what I win! Well, and you too, of course.”

She’s rolling her eyes. I know it.

“Nice save there, Astarion.” She managed to get out as she laughed. “But I’ll play along…are you going to hint whether I’m doing the right thing?” Her freckled hand drifted lower, and he could tell her lips were a hair’s breadth away from his ear. “Please, love?”

As always, dearest, you never fail to make reality better than any dream. “How can I say no when you ask so nicely? So polite and sweet, my tastiest treat is…ah!” he gasped as she reached the base of his cock. “Yes, that’s it! Such a good girl…don’t stop…”

She tugged gently on his earlobe. I nearly spilled right then and there. “Hmmm, I’ll take that to mean I’m on the right track.” Slowly stroking him, she lifted a leg slightly to go over his. “And this?”

“Ah-amazing, my sweet. Perfect. Keep going. Please.” Don’t stop. Never stop. Want to feel like this forever… With every passing second, he was more aware of her soft body against his---her heaving breasts against his back, the leg that was hooked over his thigh, her beautiful, perfect hand on his cock, and the warmth. Gods, the warmth. She’s so warm and soft and so sweet and so painfully gentle with me always.

“Now the real question is,” she bit on her lip playfully. “Do you want to finish inside me or not? Because I know you love it. Do you want to, love?” Agentha whispered, gripping his cock a little harder.

Astarion grinned. Just like the dream, except what comes next. “Oh yes, please! Though, I don’t necessarily need to.” Halsin confirmed what we hoped and prayed was true…a child, who should arrive in several months’ time. The most delightful surprise that I will be revealing at our wedding reception in two days. “You’re already so filled up, darling. Can you take more of my seed?”

She laughed softly. “You know I can, my beautiful love. You’d fill me with everything you have, and it won’t be enough…”

He growled, wiggling out of her hold and turning on his other side to kiss her as deeply and passionately as he could. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. “On your back, my pretty butter bun. Time to fill you again…” His eyes never left hers as she lay flat on her back. He then smiled as she reached for his face. “And again…” He kissed her once more. “And again…” Twice. “And again…”

“Are we talking about tonight or how many children you’d like us to have?” Agentha teased, her hands drifting upwards towards his ears. Oh you naughty girl… “Because that’s four I think?”

He barked a laugh as he kissed her jaw. “Four to start. At the very least. Then we can go from there. I personally wouldn’t be opposed to ten—”

“Four to ten is a hell of a leap, Mr. Ancunin.” She grinned. Agnetha’s freckled fingers traced the shells of his ears. “How does one make it, I wonder?”

“It’s so utterly adorable when you tease me, sweetness. You’re a smart girl, darling. I think you know how one gets from four to ten…” His lips captured hers in a heated kiss. “You simply add six.”

“Oh yes! Simply add six to four, and you get ten. How silly of me.” She snarked, her perfect nose wrinkling in amusement. “And I’m assuming you’d like ten—”

“Well, even that’s a lower estimate, dear—”

That was the most adorable squeak I’ve ever heard! Agi is simply the cutest. And there she goes trying to look indignant, but I know better, darling. I see that grin you’re trying to hide. “Astarion, you naughty man!” Her soft arms enveloped him as his lips touched hers again. I could kiss you for a thousand lifetimes, and it wouldn’t be enough. “Naughty…naughty…man…”

“Do you know what I love imagining, my love?” He slipped inside her, causing them both to moan. “You’re just so, so beautiful---belly swollen with our child, your breasts just utterly massive!!!” He giggled manically at that. “Can’t forget those hips of yours, sweetness. Good enough to eat…” Astarion rolled his narrow hips slowly, savoring every movement and moan. “Isn’t that lovely, darling?” I know the answer, but I want to hear it.

Going for his ears again, she moaned into his mouth. “Yes. Yes, it’s lovely. It’s what I want…want with you…as many as we want, I promise…”

“Good girl. Promise, ah, to let me take care of you? See to all your needs?” Say it. Please. Please, sweetness. His thrusts grew more erratic as he lifted one of her long legs on his shoulder. “Agi darling…”

The change in angle had her seeing stars, her brown eyes blown wide with lust. “I-I promise. Love you…trust you…do whatever you want, Star…”

That never failed to send him over the edge. As she gets off on me calling her a good girl, when she tells me that I can’t help myself. She’s such a sweet little thing. He buried his face in her neck and willed himself not to bite down. NO. No feeding from her. Not until the child is born. Feeling a hand touching his curls, he smiled. “You know, when you are bigger, darling, we’ll need to be creative with positions.” Astarion sat up and admired his fiancée.

“And let me guess,” she stretched her back a little, a large smile on her face. “We’ll need to test each one?”

He booped her freckled nose and looked fondly at her. “My brilliant, beautiful girl---of course we shall.”

She caught one of his hands and brought it to her lips. “I love you,” she wrinkled her nose again and giggled. “You utter madman. Why do I think we’re going to end up with a dozen little dhampirs?”

Oh.

His eyes widened. The corners of his mouth slowly rose, forming a feral grin.

“Oh dear, I know that look.” Letting go of his hand, she maneuvered him off her and sat up, swinging her legs onto the floor. “Is that the number we’re aiming for now, love?” She laughed as she stood. She walked into their master bathroom (designed by yours truly) and closed the door, leaving Astarion still grinning madly.

Oh yes.

As always, when it comes to you, sweetness, reality is always better than any dream.

Especially when it’s a dozen little dhampirs.

#agnetha wildheart #agi x astarion #astarion bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion x tav #plus size tav #human tav #astarion ancunin #agi don't give him any ideas #cw breeding #cw pregnancy #astarion knows math

[annaofaza]

It makes me sick that the Eye of Michael has been around for 133 years (almost as old as the twins!). They've wreaked so much destruction and hurt so many children... And if you survive their shit, if you're even good, they give you something to continue the cycle.

Wolfwood did indeed do the Punisher justice—just not in the way Chapel intended.

#trigun maximum #look I'm terrible at ages and math but wolfwood couldn't get a learners permit in my state #and he was good enough for a once-in-a-lifetime weapon to be forged? #plus livio got two so wtf #trigunbookclub #trigun bookclub #my post #also: the punisher is so much taller than wolfwood someone hug this boy and clock chapel over the head #chapel: “you must be inspired by this weapon of destruction” and present-day ww is “fuck you” #ALSO “the name is sacred” but human lives aren't? these kids aren't? FUCK YOU EOM

[lasersheith]

Feeling silly might quit my job tomorrow

#personal #not even joking :) #had an interview go well today plus we did the math and as long as we hold off on some house projects we should be fine for 6 months #i feel like it would improve my health about 60%

[itsnotmourn]

based on a twt post that Streber is a dumb smart /aff

#[ the art of mourning ] #spooky month #spooky month fanart #spooky month streber #no because i would skip all of the plus/minus questions on those speed math quizzes #8x9? i gotchu #28-5? what the FUCK is that

[art-of-mathematics]

That stim toy is also a 'calculation rag' for some binary number stuff...

Everything can be used as a calculator...

... plus, this 'calculator rag' feels nice!

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... You can even turn it around and have a kind of invert thing.

hmm.. I wonder what sort of useless things I come up with as I add some transformation concepts in this calculator rag thingy.

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This stim toy might be a nice tool for explaining some binary number system stuff and arithmetics to people/children in a more playful, interactive and enjoyable way.

#this is the most perfect stim toy now: sensory yay PLUS mathy stuffy #math stuff #mathposting #stimtoy #neurodivergent #actually autistic #asd #autism #stim #stimming #mathy #math #math passion #calculation rag #in german it sounds eved funnier: #Kalkulationslappen #6x9 #binary stuff #binary #maths #mathematics #calculator #interactive learning #binary arithmetics

[briarpatch-kids]

I might have accept that I'm too sick to sew anymore and it's a Lot. At least I have a local friend who would make a good home for my industrial machine, but I've been sewing for longer than I haven't (18 years, maybe more) and it's a part of my identity.

#the math plus sitting up plus steady hands plus motor skills is a LOT #the person who im working with right now is SUPER kind and understanding at least #its just emotional for me

[puppyeared]

i am playing professor layton and the curious village on my ds. very fun!!!

I don't know if i'm very far in because most of the time spent in that game was me being confused and bad at puzzles. it's fun though.

!!! im glad to hear youre enjoying it!! its one of my fav titles and honestly such an underrated series, id love it if more ppl gave it a try!

the puzzles can be difficult but very rewarding!! i used to dread them as a kid but now i find them nice and challenging. the math ones are still hard, but if u speak to Flick at the cafe he'll give you chess puzzles which i think were my favorite ^_^

#its nice because its story driven but gives u enough room to do the puzzles on your own to make progress.. and the rewards like #the gizmos painting pieces and furniture for the minigames are also a nice bonus because it gives u a little extra incentive to solve as #many puzzles as possible!! ngl i didnt know how the hotel room minigame worked but i had fun completing the painting and robot dog #plus the variety and the fact that u dont know which puzzles youre gonna get makes it interesting. and theres no harm if u cant finish or #end up missing some because you can find them in the riddle shack or just do a different one instead and its fine. very cool #i have dyscalculia so the math ones have always been hard for me and id need my brothers help so we'd work on it together #or i'd just search up the answer as a last resort............ #actually im gonna save u the trouble. if u get the camera case puzzle the answer is 95. ITS FUCKED UP I KNOW BUT ITS 95 #it took me like 2 hours with my brother just to figure that out and i dont want anyone to get a headache from that one ITS FRUSTRATING #ive only played curious village and pandoras box bc its the only ones i had as a kid. replaying pandoras box rn actually!!! #i have cracked versions of unwound future and azran legacy which come after CV and PB BUT my version of unwound future is broken #it freezes on the opening cutscene every time i try to play it which SUCKS bc i really wanna play the games in order. maybe ill emulate it #professor layton #ask #answered #yapping #doodles

[sehtoast]

me: MY HAIRLINE IS RECEDING OH NO OH FUCK

also me: full time student (worth noting i wrote stupid here at first without realizing), 20-30 hours in customer service every week, teaching myself 3/4 classes, teaching myself advanced algebra with a teacher (basically just a proctor) who shuts down any/all asks for help, juggling college financial woes, navigating dying relationships/people abandoning and/or attacking me bc i don't have time for things i used to anymore, none of my hobbies are making me happy when and if i have time for them,, i have no time for myself, i'm on my second all-nighter this week, i'm perpetually exhausted in a way sleep isn't fixing, my body aches because i'm so tired, and i'm barely able to stay asleep when i do get the chance bc the anxiety wakes me up

my hairline: two hops this time!

#i'm so stressed man #sehtoast rambles #sehtoast vents? fuck if i know #i just feel like i can't get ahead #i used to be able to get all my shit done by friday and have the bulk of the weekend to myself #but that's not doable at all this term #i just had a whole ass mental breakdown over fucking homework #like i'm almost grateful T made it near impossible for me to cry bc like #i was going to have a whole sobbing crying breakdown and at least i only had to feel the mental and physical anguish of it instead #it's 3am and i just made coffee so i can do the rest of my work #luckily the last two are super little in comparison but #i can't keep doing 30 pages of notes with 10 pages of homework and a 40 question 'quiz' for math #on top of making like 7 excel spreadsheets a week #not including the 50 page readings for management plus the 50 questions that follow and the writing assignments #i'm so glad my ids class is easy. dr s is my personal jesus christ for being so gentle with her students #idk i'm just... really not doin well rn #at all #idk if anyone read this far in #if you did ily and appreciate you