as soon as i turn 18 im gonna be like "MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!!!!! 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🗣🗣🗣🗣👁👁 REPORTING ALL MINORS THAT INTERACT WITH ME!!!!"
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God, learn to take a joke Henry!
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Shen Jiu should make dark jokes about his time as a slave but no one gets the jokes coz everyone thinks he is a spoilt young lord from a noble family.
(Except, Yue Qingyuan. He gets it. He is currently screaming, wailing inside coz sometimes SJ is a bit too detailed JUST to make him feel even MORE guilty.)
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;skdjflksjflsjfdlkjlksfd im a little drunk and i accidentally typed dracular daily instead of dracula alksfjlafj and now i can't stop laughing cause i speak spanish and imagine if dracular meant to dracula and the first conjugation is 'yo dracULO' lsklLSFJFLKSJDFJAJa
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Imagine hating a girl so much, that not only do you steal her man, but you then manipulate the system so that she’s sent to her almost-certain death in a bloody arena fight with 23 other kids
Mayfair was absolutely wild for that
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reptiles are the only TRUE genders
all of these clades can be found on the wikipedias
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