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no-nightingalez · 9 months

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Can normal people actually fall asleep easily without pain? Sounds fake but okay.

#chronic pain #chronically ill #chronic pain moment #fibromyalgia #fibro problems #i’m tired #it’ll be worse if I put my phone down cause then i won’t be distracted #but i can’t sleep while reading #i might try an audio drama #or a podcast

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kicktwine · 8 months

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the problem is I’m such a staunch believer in the slow buildup, the earnest enjoyment of meandering through terrible story decisions and weird nothing subplots to build up into a conclusion that explodes out from all that as fantastic storytelling and intrigue based on all that buildup, such that it makes it necessary to get through all that or you’re missing something essential, that I’m also a terrible person to talk to about what makes a story good. I can tell you plenty of what actually makes something tight and well-written and all that technical speak but how could anyone take my advice when I so so so love excruciatingly long unnecessarily complex fumbling and weird nonsense that spirals into, inexplicably, weird nonsense that makes you cry your lungs sore

#kipspeak #my point being everyone is too mean about post arr. sure f’lhammin did not have to be our problem but everything after that was like #meandering. Thinking. building. unnerving. they were cooking and i RESPECT their dubious food #i love homestuck and long audio dramas and dnd podcasts and indecipherable fancomics and lego ninjas and khux and im starting to love ffxiv #all incredibly long and made with passion and kinda weird and hard to get into #said with THE MOST affection in my heart #I could structure a kids show and I know how to write for tv but in my heart of hearts #I just want to write an impossibly long absurdity epic that is weird and a little bad and also makes you feel shrimp emotions #ALSO I feel 0% bad for not respecting ur theory or opinion if you haven’t played khux/dr/recoded I don’t feel bad about it at all I’m right #understand what’s going on in them and I’ll respect your theories. it’s like comics enjoyers but less chaotic #don’t let me get into comics. superheroes never really catch my interest but if you let me get into comics I’d explode #‘it gets really good’ is a genuine way to interest me #also don’t let me get into anime that do this. I already watched a thousand episodes of detective Conan—#maybe it’s a careful balance of weird and Good Storytelling Seeds. it has to have internal logic for one; and it has to have a structure #It has to be leading somewhere. and I want to see where it leads #we are GOING through the disney worlds. all of them. they are COOKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pocketfullofarchivists · 16 days

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I know how I mostly reblog popular audio drama stuff. Because I love and adore it, yeah

but also? my brain is full of smallest stories being amazing.

While my own post is. less. in the sea of Everything I love about that medium…

I do appreciate and give all the stars to every podcast that make my soul sing.

This space is very divergent and yet I don’t feel like an outsider anywhere

All the warm and fuzzy feeling but horrific monstrous stories being directly told in my ears

(yup I can’t add more tags but I do give my heart to more indie podcasts to live there)

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justanotherspeck · 1 year

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s1 my beloved

transcript below the cut:

CASPAR: Anyway, this is Midnight Burger. I’m Caspar.

AVA (Outside): FUCK. YES.

CASPAR: That’s Ava, she’s always here.

AVA: (Outside) NICOTINE, GET IN ME.

CASPAR: And this is a... diner.

GLORIA: Are you sure?

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CASPAR: The huge murder beast is having a coffee break

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ZEBULON: For our marriage is made strong by a singular truth.

EFFIE: That divorce is an abomination.

ZEBULON: … And that we love each other very much.

EFFIE: Yes, also that.

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THE EX: You can’t let that stand in the way of true love.

LEIF: Honey, you lay eggs.

THE EX: Why do you keep bringing that up?!

LEIF: It’s an important detail!

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GLORIA: Do you ever feel like Leif is almost too relaxed? He goes with the flow no matter what, it’s weird.

AVA: Oh yeah? Watch this. Hey, Leif?

LEIF (In the kitchen): Yeah?

AVA: I’ve been thinking about it and, I don’t know, I still feel like a hot dog is a sandwich.

[POTS CRASHING.]

LEIF (In the kitchen): For fuck’s sake!

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MARY: Can you help me?

CASPAR: What’s happening?

MARY: The officer outside, he’s been looking for me for days. I’ve managed to avoid him so far but now that’s him outside. Can you hide me somewhere? This desperate plea is brought to you by Arby’s. Arby’s, we have the meats.

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LEIF: This Molotov Cocktail is brought to you by communism!

[BOTTLE SMASHING]

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EFFIE: Yes, yes, of course. Our Lord is a God of peace.

ZEBULON: Indeed.

EFFIE: Unless you’re a merchant outside the temple, then look out for the chokehold of Jesus.

ZEBULON: Honey!

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CASPAR: Ava, what are you doing?

AVA: I’m getting this jug of moonshine and going out in the parking lot to watch a fist fight. Suck on that, Stephen Hawking.

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CASPAR: Oh, no. What are we going to do without all the essential work you do around here? Who will do the incredibly hard work of being an asshole to people?

AVA: That’s not work, that’s how I relax.

CASPAR: Well you must be really relaxed.

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STEVE: We had come upon a binary star system. I looked upon these two stars rotating around their barycenter and my thoughts turned to my wife. We were like these two stars, locked into an eternal dance only due to chance and gravity, unable to recall a moment where we chose each other and unable to escape this rotation. Knowing that to move closer would obliterate us both.

CASPAR: This went from fun idea to Russian novel real fast.

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STEVE: Hello, my friends. I am about to go on a date.

CASPAR: Yeah, we heard... uhhh nice work, buddy.

LEIF: Go get ‘em, tiger.

STEVE: I have no idea how to go on a date.

CASPAR: Oh.

LEIF: Shit, okay, uh...

CASPAR: Um... Ask her about her job.

LEIF: Yeah, her life in general.

CASPAR: Listen a lot.

LEIF: Don’t try and be funny.

CASPAR: Try sharing a secret with her.

LEIF: If she asks you to do something illegal, it may be a test.

CASPAR: What?

LEIF: Really gauge the situation at that point, is she kidding or does she actually want to do crimes?

CASPAR: What are you talking about?

LEIF: This is good advice.

CASPAR: Where, the Pirate Isle of Tortuga?

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EFFIE: Caspar, thanks for being with us today.

CASPAR (Whispering): So great to be here, go fuck yourself.

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CASPAR: Gloria, we’re going to have to go.

GLORIA: Oh, man. Okay. Guys, gather round.

[HEARTBREAKING MUSIC]

CASPAR: What the hell is that music?

[WOLVES WIMPERING]

GLORIA: V, Jungkook, Jimin, Suga, Jin, RM, J-Hope. I want you to know that I love you all very much. But I have my own pack, and I have to go run with them now.

EFFIE: (Fighting back tears) It’s... so hard to hear her say goodbye to the wolves.

ZEBULON (Also crying): I didn’t realize she named them after the members of BTS.

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CASPAR: We should get one of those signs that says “This many days since an accident”.

LEIF: Yeah, except ours would say “This many days since your sentient radio quoted the Egyptian Book of the Dead, switched personalities, or steered you into a supermassive black hole.”

CASPAR: ...That’s way too long for a sign, Leif.

GLORIA: Yeah, Leif, that’s—

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CASPAR: As a straight white male you know one thing about me: I’ve watched a lot of History Channel.

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GLORIA: Okay, I’m thinking a chair, some rope, and I’ll pour hot coffee on her, let’s do some Guantanamo shit.

JANE (Overlapping): It’s no use, guys.

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GLORIA: Did the doors to the diner just lock?

CASPAR: They did. Effie, what in the Amityville Horror is happening right now?

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JANE: Does having you kidnapped maybe count as a romantic gesture at all?

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CASPAR, narrating: In Ava’s defense, she was unilaterally putting everyone in danger... That doesn’t make it better, does it?

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AVA: I am going to rip your balls off!

CASPAR: Oh, don’t threaten me with a good time.

#midnight burger #midnight burger podcast #podcast recommendation #i love them all so much #also #i finally figured out audio transitions #was not that hard #but also #this took me way longer than i thought #writing. voice acting. dynamics. all so good.#who else is doing is like midnight burger #i mean actually who is bc i need to know. none of my podcasts are updating/updating frequently and im losing it #lord knows if i'll do this for any other season tbh #i also was tempted to animate this but i ran into two problems: motivation and lack of skill #so it'll stay in my head lmao

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thevaldeztardis456 · 1 month

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Midnight Burger Incorrect Quotes

Episode 19

Leif: I don’t think we can mansplain (Casper), manipulate (Leif), or malewife (Even Older Leif) our way out of this one

Shel: Manslaughter it is! 😀

#Midnight Burger #Midnight burger pod #fiction podcast #audio drama #Shel is a chaos creature #The diner really did try to throw improve Casper at a bunch of different problems #One of them was Låfftrax #Casper #Leif #Even older Leif #Låfftrax #Shel

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soldier-poet-king · 6 months

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Sunday scaries AND I'm too sad to sleep???

#the duality of fran #anyway im just. keep see sawing around with Scruples ans sadness #and i made the mistake of doomscrolling the news #which is objectively bad and terrible #and has the added bonus of making me unreasonably guilty by triggering my icd #because somehow i am solely responsible for every single tragedy and conflict and evil in the world #and if theyre not fixed its my fault. apparently #i am. so tired #at least work is like. interesting lately #finally starting on a project i actually WANT to be doing #some parts are still boring ofc but thats more just ive been having a lot of trouble focusing lately #and less my job itself #need silly podcasts to listen to while i work #but the problem is i either get distracted by the audio #or i focus on work and miss the audio and then miss the plot #and i dont really go for stuff that doesnt have a through line to be followed #hence. relistening to stuff ive heard a zillion times (taz balance)

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skarpetekk · 4 months

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Six months ago, I have discovered audio fiction. Or something like that. I Listened to TMA, TPP (Juno Steel, I’ll listen to the Citadel thingy later), half of WTNV, Wolf 359, Eos 10 and starting on the Alice Isn’t Dead. And I think: wouldn’t it be awesome to make something like that? A podcast, a book, whatever. But here’s the thing: I found some of these creators on social media and stuff, and, for example, found out there’s something called copaganda . And I got the feeling thaaat I still didn’t entirely crawled out from under the rock I’ve been sitting under, well, since always. I kinda don’t want to because doing research on everything i missed would take me forever and I don’t have that much time, so. I’ve only got one question, maybe just a little dumb and ignorant, maybe a lot. How much of what’s happening out in the world do I need to know to write fiction that does not seem like unintentional propaganda of some sort? And another question, is it possible at all ._.

I am sorry if I don’t make sense but I’m trying to work on my worldview cuz it’s lacking like A LOT of information. Also english isn’t my first language.

#tpp #the penumbra podcast #fiction #tma podcast #podcast #audio fiction #just sharing my little dilemma #because i kinda dont know where to start #with the whole #knowing what’s happening in the world thing #also did I imagine myself this problem or is it actually a problem

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yukispaceassassin · 7 months

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Ask Yuki — First Kiss

You got questions about alien fucking, bounty hunting, or space snacks? Ask away, wayfarers.

Tw: Drug use.

Listeners asked “Who Was the First Girl You Ever Kissed?” — Yuki gets kinda maudlin.

As always, Yuki is voiced by @kittenvox.

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consolecadet · 1 year

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I’ve faced multiple back surgeries with moderate stoicism, still drive despite experiencing a car-totaling mid-speed collision, continued to live in the same town for years as someone who had repeatedly tried to choke me out, and signed up for a 4-hour session for my first tattoo because I was not afraid of the pain…but I am only now voluntarily getting a Steam account because I feel embarrassed to have been afraid to play a video game for twenty seven years. I still don’t know why other than that Video Games Are For Other (“Normal”?) People. I am the kind of person who is Not Allowed To Play Video Games. What kind of person is that? The kind that’s not allowed.

I realize that this is insane. I know literally none of you care whether or not I play a video game. The only thing any of you are likely to judge me about from this post is "being extremely weird about trying to do something many of your peers have been casually doing for fun for years". And yet even posting the words "I am getting a Steam account" to a public forum where people kinda know who I am is requiring me to muster bewildering amounts of courage.

Anyway, the hidden rule forbidding me from attempting to play a video game or talking about wanting to do so is just made up bullshit that doesn't exist, so I will ignore it and do whatever I want. If I realize I want it.

#on the range of Things That Freak Me Out this is probably in the middle #like. having to drive home in the snow last night did grip me with panic for a minute in a much more visceral way #and obviously I was afraid of having back surgery I was just also very practical about it and knew it was necessary #whereas with the video game thing it's like...#like. I don't listen to podcasts because I don't like an audio only format.#I have auditory processing problems and need either text or a video along with it.#so when you guys post about your podcasts I just sort of ignore it like 'meh I know that's not for me'#I don't bother trying to get interested because I know I won't or can't participate #and I also ignore everyone's video game posting bc I know I will never play whatever it is you're talking about #but like...with podcasts I have tried and it doesn't work for me #with video games I have not tried because I Can't. why? Can't. Should Not. Forbidden #however. in this context I am not a special person to whom special rules apply #and I will be playing disco elysium actually.#I might do terrible at it and hate it and that is perfectly fine #anyway. I realize this is super weird #but I figured playing it in secret while continuing to ignore everyone's posts abt it would be way weirder #boring text posts

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vbsvartalf · 1 year

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Me: Oh, I can't remember the last episode of Amelia Project I listened to, hmm, what should I do?

Me: Well, better just start from the beginning

#The Amelia Project #audio drama #with so many podcasts it's hard to remember where I left off on each one #especially since I've recently switched listening platform and don't have all the old data showing me what I have and haven't listened to #not that that is a problem at all #relistening is fun

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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year

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The problem of saying that podcast Riddler is in my top three Riddler tier list is that it spoils 3 of the 5 places in the tier list.

#edward nygma #riddler #batman unburied #batman the audio adventures #rogues! the podcast #i have a problem

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trashburgersblair · 8 months

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I desperately want to make art for some of the more underground fiction podcasts I listen to.

The problem is, I'm learning I don't have much of an imagination of what characters look like, and I normally feed off of others art and collect a whole buncha traits and smush them together to make my own design.

This is a problem for podcasts who have no fanart.

But hey, fuck it, I might mess it up but I'll try anyway.

#This means expect some inkwyrm art soon!#I think I might also try some for desert skies and jar of rebuke eventually #All of the ones I've named so far have at least one price for me to draw from #I also want to try something for the nuclear solution and under pressure #I don't think I have anything to draw from for those tho #fiction podcasts #audio drama #audio fiction #art problems

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crimmcast · 1 year

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CN: In this episode, we discuss topics around mental health, panic attacks, and suicide, to about the same degree as Ted Lasso does. As season 3 is racing towards us at an alarming speed, Lou and Balth try to emotionally prepare themselves. We're talking about all our hopes and fears for Trent Crimm, based on our S3 bingo, and of course we discuss the new revelations from all the promo material so far.

We're starting to get the hang of this! Listen to episode 3 on spotify or another podcatcher of your choice.

#ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso s3 #ted lasso season 3 #james lance #podcast #crimmcast #no more audio problems yay!#instead lots of good times sharing our very normal and sane theories (lying)#Spotify

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octoberandfish · 1 year

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SEASON 2 NEXT WEEK BAY-BEEEEE

episode 1 drops november 21st. biggest season so far!

#audio drama #ojafwl #fiction podcast #new season #s1 recap #life happens a lot why not spend some time being happy #with a light-hearted fantasy adventure #about some girls with problems #SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1!#middle grade

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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 1 year

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#okay this is my newest strange obsession and i couldnt tell you why #but basically i want to create a podcast #i started writing a story like five or six years ago #but yknow how stories go. i wrote most of it. brainstormed a lot. daydreamed a lot #its partially written #but its been abandoned for awhile #but im obsessed with fiction podcasts. theyre one if my favorite things #anything by atypical artists. the antique shop. dreamboy (although that one was really fucking weird). im listening to mabel rn #(Mabel is taking awhile because its spooky as hell. 10/10)#and i realized. holy shit. this story would work so well as a podcast. much better than in novel format #its written as little segments from each of the characters. i realized i can frame it as audio journal entries #it could work so well.#problems im running into: it would require four other voice actors. i cant afford to pay other voice actors #i dont know how to properly record. or edit. or how to upload it anywhere. or literally anything.#but my heart is so set on making this podcast :(#i havent even fully written it and my brain is trying to create a whole fucking podcast #if anyone knows how to create a podcast and is willing to voice act for free. feel free to hmu #haha jk... unless?

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tandonshows · 2 years

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That Vampire Show Is Out Now!

We really can't believe it -- the first episode of That Vampire Show is here!

Our new audio drama follows Kat Wright, a high school senior who wins a fan fiction contest for her favorite TV show. (It's called "Bloodlines" and it definitely won't remind you of shows like Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, or anything like that.) Unfortunately, when she gets to meet Warren Young, the creator, things go way worse than anyone could have expected. The experience derails Kat's senior year, and changes the future of "Bloodlines" forever.

This show is about the internet and fandom, made by people who grew up on fandom. It was created by Marissa Tandon, and the writer's room included Gabriel Urbina, Alex Whisenhunt, Cassidy Lu Jones, Matthew Riccardi, and Newton Schottelkotte.

We also want to tell Kat's story the way she would tell it -- which is why we've gone a little meta. (Like, more meta than a tv show within a podcast.) You can find Kat here on tumblr (@9lives6ftunder), on Twitter, and on, you guessed it... AO3. If Kat's feeling something in the show? You can bet you can dive into her real deep thoughts on the subject on her accounts.

This show is for you if you've literally ever logged into this website, so we really hope you'll enjoy it and take a chance on our show!

Listen on: Spotify | Apple Podcasts | Stitcher | TuneIn | Our Website

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