Woah spent a couple days maxing out my pokemon levels n shit so if anyone’s wondering where I went that’s it lol

youre going to hell

Lemme tell yall a story now

So I was on the hunt for some Bagon’s(Or any other pokemon in the area I didn’t have) right.

And I came across this hoard of Zangoose and 1 fucking Seviper

While I carefully plucked away the Zangoose I suddenly fucking noticed the other two Zangoose were fucking KILLING THE GODDAMN SEVIPER

AND THEY FUCKING DID.

Don’t get me wrong, I get the whole mortal enemy jazz, but seriously…

I never did find that Bagon either..

Lies down and cries because I love Hop so much

(source)

WHICH ONE OF YOU GAVE MAGIKARP AN ASS IM SUING

Next in the field guide are these manatees. Please don’t pet them too hard.

Really with Taiyang raising her and Qrow hanging out, there was no way Yang wasn’t going to grow up to punch things

Toddler Yang, punching a vase off a table: Yah!

Tai and Qrow: That’s my girl!

Next in the field guide are these pyrokinetic bees. Let them into your heart and you’ll be full of rage and enlightenment too.

I thought yall were being ironic about having to making the content you wanna see, now I’m doing it unironically what the hell guys.

I can be ur devil or ur angle

You know I never expected to see a Post Malone Virtual Concert Experience hosted by Pokemon themselves but can we just look at the environment and how amazing it looks. I’m no 3D artist or animator but come on

Now this would be amazing on its own, IF POST MALONE WASNT FUCKING IN IT

top tier scenery wasted on this concert smh

This begins a series of field guide entries detailing the wildlife of a strange island. To start off, we have these three, who are quite a handful…

Anyway, “Why can’t modern Pokemon games have intricate Pokemon animations the way Colosseum did-” Because Pokemon Colosseum only had 48 pokemon in it, and its sequel XD only had 83. The devs and animators for those games could afford to do more unique animations for each pokemon because they didn’t have nearly as many pokemon to work with as the at-the-time total did, let alone the current modern total of 893 pokemon. Colosseum only had 12% the at-the-time grand total number of pokemon at 386, and XD only had 21% of that same 386 pokemon. This Pokedex cut was proportionally way way bigger than the purge done for Sw&Sh, which those games still had 400 pokemon in them, or 44% of the current grand total. The only reason the Colosseum games were able to get away with this massive purge of pokemon is because they weren’t mainline games developed by Gamefreak, they were side games developed by Genius Sonority. A mainline Pokemon game would NEVER be able to have animations like what Colosseum had, because even besides Gamefreak’s more standardized style compared to side games by other studios, Colosseum only had the freedom to do the pokedex purges needed BECAUSE it was a side game. If a mainline game tried to do a pokedex purge on the scale that Colosseum did, the playerbase would throw a tantrum far far bigger than the one they already threw over Sw&Sh. It is far more practical for a game that intends to use as many pokemon as possible to keep using the standardized models instead of trying to rebuild all 893 pokemon from scratch. We can’t have another game like Colosseum until 1. a side studio decides to get funky with their games and 2. the playerbase gets it through their heads that such a game in both animations and game design would require massively cutting down the amount of pokemon available.

Jasmine from Pokemon is going to super hell for ace crimes!!!

requested by: @the-lavender-creator

The Sinnoh remakes look like that weird Sims DS game and also Squinkies… But at the same time that’s why I love them….

I see your catboys and raise you….skittyboys. 
Bonus “but will they loaf???”:

i still maintain the best pokemon game ever was pokemon colosseum for the sole reason of the motorcycle with a sidecar for espeon and umbreon