mall cop who sleeps in a bucket.. perfect
small edit: deadass didnt know the dress was for a wedding. i saw a photo of odo in a big long flowy gown abdn blacked out
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Nice boobs. I mean, nice boobs. I mean, nice boobs. I mean, nice boobs. I mean, nice b-
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when will pol be released from lore prison? when will he meet his little superstar?
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“I smooch your face!” Eddie bellows out menacingly.
“You smooch my face?!” You ask in a tone of voice that clearly betrays your mock-outrage, only to be met with Eddie’s fearsome scowl and stiff nod. “Well, then, I smooch your face! I smooch your face first!” You threaten him, leaning in to dot a kiss on each of his cheeks, making good on your threat before he has the chance to stop you.
Eddie gasps, holding his hand to his chest as if clutching his pearls, feigning indignation, “You scoundrel!”
“I know you are, but what am I?” You taunt him immaturely, nearly making him break his facade with a goofy grin. Lucky for him, he manages to stifle that grin before it completely forms, though the damage has already been done to his act.
“That’s it, little lady. I’ve had it! I will rain hellfire upon thee! You will feel my wrath pour down on ye like the unbearable heat of a thousand suns!” Eddie declares fiercely before he playfully tackles you, wrestling with you until your back is finally flat against his mattress. He has you locked in a position of pure submission, but rather than pinning you like he usually would, Eddie opts instead to smother you with as many kisses as he can possibly give, dotting them all over your face and neck as he lets his weight rest on you to keep you pinned down.
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I love how my dash is like tina and bagi making yuri island real while also tina is realizing no one trusts her and she's been manipulated by foolish while bagi might have a brother she forgot about and bad and forever are yet again on another level of a toxic bittersweet situationship-
and then pol made a cute totoro statue :)
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QATAR 2024 | Pol Espargaro with Aleix Espargaro on the grid before the race.
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having the most pathetic parents award goes to Sunny, with tubbo who folds like wet card board to her whims, Slime who has nothing but his mud and code covered hands, Pol ability to stay alive is questionable at best and just hangs out with the movie sets he makes, and Lenay who could not last the winter with soulfire (also dies a lot and owns nothing).
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