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ladynestaarcheron · 2 years

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ONCE AGAIN i am being SHOWERED with love and i must shower in return.

@allyswift WHAT?? Thank you SO MUCH!! I'm so happy it made you happy!! and yeah he is totally the man of all our dreams. my friends are now asking me what kind of person i want them to set me up with and i'm like...how do i say cassian but like a normal person?

@sv0430 thank you!! stay tuned, then, there will be at least one more:)

@vasudharaghavan we all love them🥰🥰thank you!! yes they are definitely both nervous!! and who wouldn't be??

@confusedfandomslut WHAT????? EXCUSE ME WHAT????? this is like the absolute NICEST thing you could say?????? i'm dead bye

@littleloric 1000000% bestie we need more acowar nessian acosf robbed me spit on my mom pulled my brothers out of school dehydrated my crops. send all acowar nessian fics my way pleeeease<3<3

@iddragyouwithme THANK YOU!! I'M DECEASED TOO!!

@sayosdreams babyyyyyyyyyyy my daughter my sweet girl!! you are an INCREDIBLE writer and i don't need to teach you anything!! you started by emulating other writers (how we all start) and that's it you're a writer in your own right now. it started with a little talent and you polished that with a lot of hard work and practice. so so so happy you enjoyed this!! will def write a part three, am not opposed to continuations (if something strikes me)

@thewayshedreamed thank you so much!!

@angelic-voice-1997 hahaha they drive us all crazy!! i won't stop:) hope you'll enjoy the next part!

@talkfantasytome THANK YOU!! and omg yes the worst part of acosf was that cassian spends so much of his inner monologue waxing poetic about mor and listening to her talk shit about nesta and NEVER defending her, so yeah, that is so necessary. and noooo omg you have to write that!! that scene was so irritating and it was never talked about in acosf!! looking forward to that babe get his ass

@bookstantrash AHHHH THEY REALLY ARE!!!!

@letstakethedawn💕💕💞💞 🥰💞💞💕💕

@arinbelle first of all, read this as blank space, so thank you for that. second, AHHH!! THANK YOU!!

@vidalinav so i owe you a detailed analysis of my thoughts on your rhys pov because i read it before dinner last night and haven't stopped thinking about it, and also thank you!!!!!!!! yes i will continue to part 3 at least and then will see because yes!!!!! romance!!!!!

@that-golden-lyre YES YES YES SO HAPPY TO HEAR SHE STILL COMES OFF AS A GREMLIN THAT IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HERRRRR also soliloquy i'm still laughing at that lollllll

#compliments #yayyyyy thank you all i love you all #absolute best hanukkah present i could have received #i cannot wait to share part 3 #after that who knows i don't have any ideas #but we'll see where life takes us

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elenatria · 5 years

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Immediately after realizing that his brother’s sacrifice himself, Loki would return to Hell & trying to “negotiate” with Hela. But when he arrives there, he found Thor & Hela fighting.

Loki: - S-stop it you two, just… stop it! (tries to keep them apart but gets punched in the process).

Thor: - Nottttt untillll I teach herrrrr the right pronunciation of Mjoooolniiiiir (while pulling at her horns).

Hela: - I find your ignorance disturbing, little brother, it’s pronounced Meeh-owl-nee-ah.

Thor: - That’s what I said, isn’t that what I said? (turns to Loki for support).

(Loki shakes his head.) - You two are still fighting over trivial stuff while up there the Soldier and the Iron Can are fighting Thanos. I didn’t die just to get you to bring me back, brother. I was gathering an army of the dead for you. (lets his hands drop, exasperated).

(Thor stops pulling at Hela’s horns for a moment and blinks). - You did?

(Loki nods vividly mouthing D-UH.)

(Thor scratches his head.) - I thought it was one of your usual tricks to get me back to chasing you to the ends of the universe.

Loki (after pausing for a second to think): - Yeah that too, I mean pffft, why would I go for Thanos’ neck with a kitchen knife of all things if not to get myself killed and get your blood boiling? I mean chasing after me is what you do best, dear brother, and I knew you needed a little bit of… motivation.

(Thor breaks into a wide toothy smile): - It sure worked, c’mere… (and curls his arm to grab Loki by the waist and pull him against his chest but Loki slithers away.)

Loki:- ... buuuuut not before our dear sister lends us her army to fight the Mad Titan who usurped her power and now controls the lives and deaths of us all.

Hela (through her teeth, digging her perfectly polished nails into her fist): - That. Purple little. Shit. Those souls are mine.

(Loki flashes one of his smuggest grins.) - We’re in this together, my dear sister. All we need you to do is let us be your generals while you unleash your army upon Thanos and his minions. He cannot kill what’s already dead.

(Hela throws a doubtful glance at Thor.) - What do I have to gain? I will not have losing more souls, I lost enough already because of the snap.

Thor (turns to her folding his arms across his chest): - Are you the betting type?

Hela: - I beg your pardon?

Thor: - I said, are you the betting type? Do you take risks? Or do you just… spend your days fighting over the right pronunciation of Old Norse words?

(Hela huffs.)

Thor: - Aren’t you bored, sister? You’ve missed the war. There are wins and losses, and then there’s-

(Hela dismisses him with a wave): - All right, all right, you can have your bloody army. But if you lose -

(Thor shakes his head reassuringly) - We won’t lose.

(Loki sneaks a glance at him, worried that Thor’s word is not enough for Hela) - If we lose you can have my soul ba-

(Thor, panicking, grabs him by the shoulders, lifts the Stormbreaker into the air and they take off together) - ThanksHelabyeeeeee.

#thor #loki #thorki #endgame #avengers #hela #hel #thanos #stormbreaker #mjolnir #dialogue #underworld

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captain-straycat · 4 years

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16, 21, 41, and 47 for Sig? I crave that CONTENT

Her!!! Herrrrr!!!16. Would they ever wear perfume or cologne? When? What would the scent be?Sigourn probably wouldn’t wear perfume or cologne on a daily. She doesn’t see the point of smelling like something especially since she probably ends up smelling like grease, polish, sweat, and smoke. She’s worn perfume only once- her coronation ceremony that declared her Lady of Conquest. The perfume smelled of lilies. :)

21. What was their favorite way to play as a child (ex: playing pretend, playing games with rules like tag,)? Sigourn loved to play pretend, but it was a very specific kind of pretend. She pretended to be a Pansophical while she practiced with a wooden sword, telling stories of her valor and even making sounds as she swung a sword much too big for her. Any game she played had to have rules, even if it was all made up. She couldn’t pretend to be anything other than a person, and she never pretended to be much besides a knight or paladin. She didn’t see the appeal of being anything else. There weren’t many children like her, so she rarely played with other kids; she never saw the appeal of that, either.

41. How would they describe their love life?Sigourn’s love life is Finally Taking Off. Slowly! But she’s happy where she is, and she obviously has to work through Some Shit before things can really begin to go further. But things are going... well ;)

47. Is there someone whose laugh makes them laugh as well? Kalego’s, of course! Tritheron’s as well. Oddly enough, she also found Alis Cael’s laugh infectious because of how bell-like it sounded. So deep and resonating compared to his not-as-deep voice!

RSLH (Real Sigourn Loving Hours)

#<3 #Sigourn #asks

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fantroll-purgatory · 6 years

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Damali Genisa

(Is Troll Buzzfeed a thing? Well, if it isn’t- she’s gonna MAKE IT HAPPEN)

Buzzfeed has 8 letters, so what if Buzzfeed was just one troll, out there in space, posting about space cryptids?

Universe: Alternia!

Name: Damali Genisa

“Damali” comes from Hydrodamalis gigas, the Steller’s Sea Cow, an extinct animal often reported to still be alive somewhere out in the ocean, a reference to this one’s love of possible mysteries. “Gensia” comes from “genesis” the creation of something. In her case, she’s more generating stories about Trollfoot and The Helbeast than anything substantial.

Age: Roughly 7 Sweeps

Theme/Story: Damali is, in the most basic sense, a naturalist. Her focus just happens to be on what many consider to be “chasing myths” and “writing clickbait articles about Troll Bigfoot” instead about like, moths or plants or whatever. The public just doesn’t understand what she understands yet! They will in time, with enough proof…

Okay, I’m gonna get this suggestion out of the way early on because I thought of it earlier and it’s been eating my brain… You talk a lot about how she’s more gullible than she’d like to admit and how she just wants to BELIEVE in the options!!! And so I… I have to suggest… maybe she’s also super into multi-level-marketing/pyramid schemes. She keeps getting suckered into these scams. She’s out here taking part in scams where she purchases content online and then attempts to resell it for a commission. Self employment rules! (Until you lose all your merchandise in a river while cryptid hunting and have to pay back SO many beetles).

Strife Specibus: Camerakind

Damali’s main way of showing The Truth is through her camera, which she keeps on her person at all times. Shaky video, blurry images, ominous sound recordings- these are the weapons of the modern era, she thinks.

Fetch Modus: Enhance

Ever see one of those crime shows where there’s a blurry image and they’re like “Zoom. Enhance, zoom again!” And they’ve magically upped the resolution? Damali’s modus is like that- she has to try and ID the item she wants before she runs out of Enhances.

That’s so funny I love it.

Blood color: Teal

Tealbloods are relentless idealists, and Damali takes that to almost ridiculous extremes. She’s someone who wants to believe in even the slightest possibilities, and she makes others believe them through sheer force of personality. To her, to simply GIVE UP on something because the evidence isn’t there is wrong. It’s out there, we just haven’t found it yet.

Symbol and meaning: Fitting.

LIBNIUS, THE CERTAIN

Trolltag: [GA] gnomicAuthentic

Both words in her tag relate to The Truth in different ways, “gnomic” in a more moral or religious sense, and “Authentic” in a more social or material way.

Quirk: YOU WON’T BELIEVE THESE REAL PICTURES OF THE HIGHLAND NECKBEAST! Damali likes trying to grab attention by starting her dialogues off with a title that relates to what she’s about to say. If she drops it, you know she’s serious.

CONVERSATIONAL CLICKBAIT…. I Love it….

Special Abilities (if any): Besides a camera, wilderness knowledge, and a willingness to ignore anything that doesn’t conform to her worldview, nope! She’s your average high-midblood.

Ancestor: The Geometer [Ferrei Genisa, The Witch of Hope]

The Geometer was a visionary at the side of a powerful Noble who wanted more power than she knew what to do with. The Geometer was her closest companion (some even say her beloved), the one who sharpened her plans with strategy and mathematics, who manipulated the battlefield and the castle storeroom with equal ruthless efficacy. She made one fatal error however- designing a weapon that could not be contained. In her hubris, she turned it on her enemies, but it also turned on herself, annihilating her carefully made plans in mere moments.

Damali tries to pretend none of that ever happened, really! World domination isn’t really her thing, and she inwardly feels bad when she finds evidence of the destruction her Ancestor caused. She sometimes wonders how many cryptids are out there that her Ancestor created…

I love this… I wonder if part of her interest in cryptids Could be her wanting to like, provide restitution to any that her Ancestor made? Maybe not even consciously, but y’know.

Lusus: Damali’s pine marten lusus has been by her side since she was a wriggler, and there’s nobody better she’d want by her side on her adventures! The two have dug out a kind of den for themselves, deep in the wilderness. It gives Damali the kind of hands on access to her subject material that she craves so much.

Interests: Cryptid Hunting, Photo Manipulation, Photography and Filmography, A Good Ghost Story, Folktales, Wilderness Survival Tips, Fun Clickbait Articles

Because of the recommendation I added I’m… not sure there’s really many additional necessary interests. Maybe like, Self Dependency? It’s always good to stash up money to transfer into resources for long RESEARCH TRIPS… Though she usually ends up having to scrounge supplies together anyways because of the nature of pyramid schemes.

Appearance: Damali’s a practical kind of gal, so most of her shoes are boots and most of her jackets are plastic and waterproof. Her hair is a bit wild, but she tries to keep it tucked behind her ears and under fishing hats so it’s not always in her face. But those curls always end up directly in her eyes at the worst times! If only she could remember where all her hair ties went.

Personality: Damali’s always been a big dreamer. When a vision gets into her head, there’s no stopping her. She’ll hold onto whatever her thought is until she’s made it a reality or it’s killed her. So far, she’s survived everything the world’s thrown at her. She often gets ragey at people online who dismiss her research as chasing fairy tales. For her, they’re as real as the air she breathes and the earth she walks on. She’s gone to the ends of the earth to prove herself right, and she’ll do it again in a heartbeat if it means not having to admit defeat. She’s a master at making excuses, and she’s often charming enough that people don’t get on her case too much. She’s got a bad habit of taking everything at face value and not fact checking, so she has a lot of spacey beliefs about the world and how it works. She’s been swindled more times than she’ll ever admit.

I… adore her.

Title: Mage [¿¿] of Hope

Active Classes That Remain: Maid, Mage

Passive Classes That Remain: Sylph, Rogue

Damali is a classic Hope player, even if she’s a bit over the moon about it. For Hope players, belief IS reality much of the time. Hope is about widening horizons, expanding options, and having the choice to pick what you desire. Damali’s obsession with cryptids comes from wanting to have options, wanting to know that other things are out there, still waiting to be discovered. She wants a brighter, bigger and wider world to call her own.

I feel like she is a Mage because she’s a shepherd; she wants to tell and guide people towards the world she just KNOWS is real, but everyone says just isn’t so. She can’t really PROVE or EXPLAIN it, but she KNOWS it’s out there. She tries! She writes clickbait to draw attention and sometimes just… makes things up, but she’s no Seer. The Mage Knows and Guides through Action, not through Teaching.

I think this is definitely really fitting for her. Her inverse is also Heir of Rage with this which means she passively changes the restrictions. Those rules and limiters that exist in a logical reality? She just eschews them, places them wherever she pleases. Can a dinosaur live for millions of years in a tiny lake? It’s possible in her world, now.

Land: The Land of Cold and Marble

Damali shudders as she steps out into her Land. The ground is polished to the point where she can see her own reflection in the stone. There isn’t a tree for miles in this blue moonlit wasteland. The wind blows cold and hard with no resistance, and Damali is instantly miserable. Braving the cold alone was never something she thought she’d ever have to do. And yet, here she is.

Statues of gods long forgotten lie still and alone, unmourned and uncared for. She sits at the feet of them and feels a power still within them. Perhaps these were the gods of this land, before their people perished in this endless cold. Maybe, if someone believed in them just a bit, they’d come back, and thaw this planet back out once more…

L o v e

Dream Planet: Prospit

You don’t get more flexible and emotional than someone willing to ignore reality because it doesn’t jive with her. Damali’s all about going with her gut, doing what feels right.

Design:

Hat: Look at this fun wavy fishing hat that gave me so much trouble but here it is. It’s here.

Hair: A big messy disaster. But it’s definitely theoretically tucked behind her ears.

Face: Obviously the eyes are the same, but I added a pop of eyeshadow as a joke about how many pyramid schemes revolve around makeup. I also gave her a wider and more genuine smile.

Top: Black shirt with a mildly transparent and shiny teal rain hoodie over top.

Pants: Edited from fan-troll’s sprite sheet, because it’s just a good template for the kinda Cryptid Huntin’ aesthetic.

I love herrrrr

-CD

#persephoneanmystery #damali genisa #damali #genisa #tealblood #review #redesign #cd review #submission

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nobutseriouslywhat · 7 years

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Somet hings I notived it’s four in the morninga nd i’m not proofreading

-i fauidnkvaing love Grant Morrison

-ssssssss Mikey Way? lvoe

-im tired

-GAY! I’m gay. But i like girls too. galkkhdajdg ty gat agaat gay

-ssdlkgalnlglllllllllllllllllllllllllllll my keys ares ticky

-fdakdddgnaag my ahdnss are not connected to brain

-beep beep device not connetcted to printer

-where id theat thaoughta come from

-my pinky finger needs to cchill

-have I mentioned Grant Morrison yet

-Mikey Mallory you’re one of my platonic soulmats I’ve decided come be my friend up here with me

-there are a lot of spaces at hteh end ot that last poing. you can’s see them space is invisible

-boys wow. gilrs wow. enbies owwwow.

-just so y’all know I usually proofread my posts a lot and I’ve pressed basckspace maybe once in this entire post so this is how I naturally type.

-a an unrestrained internet Joey in the wild

beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

-I read We3 reacently and I don’t know whether I like Bandit or Tinker better. Fuck Pirate I guess he doesn’t have a raeal personatlity and he dies. soeeaopoiler i guess

-why can’t I get a date you see this high quality shitposting organic shitposting????? I’m a fucking catch an d manly as hell

-i should. delete this post in the mornigng.

-0i closed meeyyyyy eeeeeeyyyyyeeesssssssssssssssss drew backthe curtainsss to see for certain what i thought i kneeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww far far away someone was weeping but the world was sleeping any dream iwwlllllll odo Ti m Rice

-Donny Osmond was my first crush and also my mmom’s first crush how fucking weird is that okay it’s not so werirds for my mom it’s omostly just weirds ofr me

-I’mm a fucking catch herrrrr trout if you’re out there man up anddaddate me you pansy

-nobody better reblog this. screenshiots okay

i almost typed screenshits this is m life now i fuguessssssssssssssssssss

joseph.exe has stopped functioneinng reboot program

I have like six middle names because I couldn’t pick one

tired tired tired tired tired tired

one time i saw a fox in my backyadrd

one time a grown ass hawlk wslsapped me n the face with his little tiny wings

little wing

i like Animal Man

and Grant Morrsinon if I havne’eta sad that already gadlak;adakla

pleasel. do noot reblog thiss.

noooot noooooooooot. n00000000t.

tshitrt said w00t. i think. i was 12. memor fuzzy but there.

edgar alllllllllaaan poe. jsudge spelled wrong...........................d

one time friend spelled ‘’’’’t’y’all out luouhd. spelled wall instead. funny. .laughed for yesards.

brother if you have the chance to pick me ulp

used to steal my brothers shirts as a kid. make me look like real man. he steals mine now. makes him look like witwink.... six foot tall twink

cat cant cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

was deathly allergic to cat as baby. had to give them awaaaaaay. left for indianna with family came back no cats. no cats for 15 years. cat

did shirt say w00t? life big questioonnnnn

broke fingers a loot. hard on typewriter. tupba keys. broken knuckles. Levi had his knuckles broken off and i jfesalt it in my own hand. levil. levi. leviathanl.

polish cannon. shot in face almost. wresltttler turned out to be asshole. dodgeball tournament. middle school. polish words i don’t remember anymore fixed gear bikes frozen yougrt bay view warm night alone alone alone alone alne alone phatntom of the opera shirt she doesn’ like me anymore

wrestler broke mt rib. i never told him. make him feel bad. good kid. didn’t know his name for the first three motngthass i knew him just called him canada.

im a bad person but that’s okay/???? okay no don’t make me say that don’t remindm e of it don’t remind me of him

im a ba d pserson and that’s alright becasue i know what i am now. i’ll be fine guys.

good inight

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