I can’t believe that Fox News is censoring Tucker Carlson’s brilliant, thought-provoking content (whiney rants about why M&Ms are sexy and why trans people are aliens sent to infiltrate the Pentagon) this is truly a tragic day for this country
TIL this is just a President’s Text messages between his MISTRESS
Lyrics Tranlation:
Roll me up like this
With powdered sugar, sweeten me
Because you’re my king
How precious you are, You’re my baby
My baby boy, Fiu Fiu (like the whistling to check someone out)
Caramel Chocalate
Cover me like this
Like a store front roll of cake, Roll me up like this
With powdered sugar, sweeten me
Because you’re my king
How precious you are, You’re my baby
My baby boy, Fiu Fiu (This and the previous line repeats then we go into the “rap” lol)
Rap: In my tears I saw you
In my sadness I kissed you
In my caresses I drew you
Rap: Without ever seeing you, I fell in love with you
How it happened, I don’t know
You promised time and time again
Rap: I memorized that stupid quote
“It’s better if you are loved then for you to love.”
Rap: Hmm, wow the immaturity
It was almost how instantly
In which I couldn’t even stand one more day
Living without you (then the chorus picks back up on the “Caramel Chocolate” line lol)
So I kept seeing this song was being paired with cute tiktoks of ppl’s pets, meaning like the lyrics apply to them. So I thought “Yeah, I guess I would also call my cat things likes my king, my sweet baby boy or even a weird nickname like My Baby Fiu Fiu.”
I’m just now finding out that these are LITERAL text messages that were leaked of Peru’s Former President’s MISTRESS texting him this. . .
Martin Vizcarra, Former President of Peru and Zully Pinchi, the mistress that WROTE that
And some genius made this into a SONGGGGGGG. Now the entire country and even the rest of the world is CLOWNING ON THEM!!!!
So we got Boris Johnson, then Shinzo Abe, now THIS
I don’t know whose out there deciding that this was the year political figures get attacked but I—