#pollinated knight

[notmaplemable]

Student: Who are you, RWBY's gay best friend?

Jaune: My pelvis would hurt less if I was.

RWBY: Jaune, it's time for the 4pm orgy.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pollinated knight

[littlelewdmable]

Locker Room

Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?

Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.

Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?

Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-

Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?

Nora: It's so fluffy~.

Jaune: Well give it back!

RWBY: ...

Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.

Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.

Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.

Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby smut #pollinated knight #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #jaune arc #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie

[brokentrafficknight]

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #lancaster #white knight #knightshade #dragonslayer #color guard #pollinated knight

[weatherman667]

Jaune:  Forget a big-tiddy goth girlfriend, I’m not even worth an ice loli.

Weiss:  Ice cream bars are rather enjoyable, though I think that might be setting the bar a bit low, even for yourself.

Blake:  I don’t think that’s the kind of loli he was referring to.

Weiss (vexed):  Whatever you call them.  Drumsticks?

Yang:  How about a tomboy in daisy dukes?

Weiss:  Daisies are lovely, but rather banal.  I prefer lilies, myself.

Blake:  Do you know what the Japanese name for lilies are?

Ruby:  I have no idea what we are talking about.

Blake:  Jaune wants to watch a red-throated tit involved in yuri with an ice loli.

Yang:  What about bumblebees?  They can be sexy, can’t they?  Especially with yuri.

Jaune (internally):  At least with the MILFs I got a casserole.

#rwby #war of the roses #stung knight #pollinated knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

[rwbyvein]

Pollinated Knight:  Queen Bee

Weiss:  I feel I have been a little judgemental about Jaune.  And his abilities.  And character.

Yang:  Well, you’re going out, so you have to have worked it out, right?

Weiss:  I wish to make amends.  I’ve come to ask for assistance.

Ruby:  What kind of - assistance?

Weiss:  *looks at Yang*

Yang:  Yo?

Weiss:  Oh, simply, I want to hold your hair while you choke on Jaune’s cock.

Yang:  *eyes wide*

Weiss:  I want to hear him make Blake purr.  I want to nibble Ruby’s ear while he slowly...

Yang (blushing):  Whoa.  Slow down, there.

Weiss:  Even if I had access to the family’s money, I believe he would not want it.  I lack most of what would be considered desirable traits for a wife.  But, I do have a way with words, and dear friends that would do anything for me.

Yang:  You can’t just ask us to...

Weiss:  Implying I have no seen you drooling over him?

Yang:  Okay, yeah, but you can’t expect Ruby to...

Ruby:  She can!  I mean... *hides in her hood*

Yang:  And Blake?

Blake:  *looking distance with a growing smile and blush*

Yang:  Okay...  I guess that’s that, but why do you have to hold my hair?

Weiss:  *recrosses her legs*

Weiss:  For one, it is most beautiful.

Yang:  *coyly uses her hand to lift her hair*

Weiss:  It is also the most important part of you, which I want to claim dominion over.

Yang:  *eyes wide*

Ruby:  Yang’s hair?

Weiss:  All of you.  On a silver platter, in suitable harem finery or slave shifts.

. . .

Yang:  I am strangely okay with this.

Ruby:  But... I’m the leader?!

Weiss:  Jaune is mine, and I wish to gift you to him.

Yang:  This strangely doesn’t sound like she doesn’t like that part.

Weiss:  It might simply be vanity, but I wish to be be queen bee.

Ruby:  *disappointed*

Weiss:  Ruby can still be in charge when hunting.

Ruby:  Deal!

#rwby #pollinated knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

What are your thluggts on polinated knight.

Its jaune and team rwby as a poly relationship.

I think that Pollinated Knight is a good concept, but that concept has been sullied by the fact It is rarely used to it's full potential.

Because, it's always Jaune With team RWBY. Never team RWBY with Jaune.

I never, ever see the inner dynamics of RWBY. I'd love to see Weiss doing Blake's hair, or Yang and Jaune surprising the others with a trip, or Ruby and Blake kissing with others being jealous that it's not their turn.

I could do it, probably, and I would love to want to see more of it, but the only of it I see is Jaune Harem stuff.

Pollinated Knight gets a r/GTBAE / r/Surprisinglywholesome.

It should come as no surprise when I say that obviously this is without Enabler. It's just two sisters that share three Romantic partners.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #pollinated knight #rwby pollination #asks and answers #dumbly rating ships

[epic-arc]

Pollinated Knight 2

Ruby yang blake and weiss were at home watching tv until they noticed jaune arriving tired and he would pass by them going towards the bathroom to take a shower. The 4 would look at him worried and then look at each other.

Ruby: Team RWBY! omega 5 operation is activated!

They nodded and got up from the sofa and started to gather some things. Jaune would go back to where the rwby team was wearing his pajamas and when he arrived he would see a big fort of pants and each of the rwby team would have their heads out with a smile on their face looking at him.

Jaune: Haha what are you guys doing?

Yang: Well we saw arriving here at home all tired. So we made this fort for you to enter and all of us spend time together hehe.

Jaune: You are all amazing thanks guys

Jaune would go inside the fort and spend the rest of the night with the girls and they would watching movies and enjoying the night.

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The group would have gone out to have a coffee together yang and ruby ​​and blake went to the counter to place orders just staying at the table that they were all going to sit down jaune and weiss. They were talking until a stranger arrived and started hitting on Weiss.

Random Guy: Hey babe, why instead of you staying here with that virgin don't you come with me so we can do something fun.

Jaune: Hey man I recommend you run out of here.

Random Guy: Huh why would I do that?

Jaune just got up and showed the stranger that on his waist was croceas mors and pointed his finger into the coffee pot that inside was yang, blake and ruby ​​looking at the stranger with the intention of killing.

Jaune: I think you have about 2 or 1 minute to run well make your choice.

When Jaune finished his sentence the stranger ran away screaming in fear and soon after he sat down and Weiss saw this and would kiss him on the cheek the other 3 would arrive with the orders and Weiss kissed their cheeks too.

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #pollinated knight

[spahhzy]

RWBY: You've created a monster!

Pyrrha: me? How?

RWBY points to Jaune finishing up a workout in nothing but black pants before turning to look at them all.

Jaune:

RWBY: 🥵

Pyrrha: Oh God, I did create a monster!

#jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake bellodona #pyrrha nikos #pollinated knight #rwby arkos

[weathermanpolls]

The Ghost of Pyrrha is there to provide moral support.

#rwby #pollinated knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #polls

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Team rwby which of you misses riding dilf jaune's beard the most?

Ruby: Who do you think?

Weiss: WHY! WHY DID HE HAVE TO LOSE IT!

Yang: I would say I'm surprised, but I'm not.

Weiss: IT FELT SO GOOD!

Blake: I mean he could just grow it back.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: JAUNE GOOD NEWS!

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby shitpost #slight lemon #pollinated knight #asks and answers #anonymous

[madmanwonder]

Ask: How does each member of Team RWBY react to Jaune hugging them and shouting "She is mine" to whoever?

Pollinated Knight

Ruby: Meep O///O

Weiss: Y-You dunce! >///<

Blake:…this is my parents -///-

Yang: Dad. This is Jaune Arc. Jaune…this is Dad 😣

#rwby #jaune arc #team rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #lancaster #white knight #knightshade #dragonslayer #pollinated knight #shipping post #shipping ask

[notmaplemable]

RWBY: *Watching a movie together*

Jaune: *Walks in* Hey girls, what's- Is that The Pink Castle?

Ruby: Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.

Jaune: That's good to hear, but you know, I was actually in this movie.

RWBY: ...

Ruby: What?

Weiss: Your name clearly isn't in the credits.

Jaune: Oh that's because I went by a stage name, John Dark.

Jaune: I was actually in a ton of movies growing up.

Jaune: I played the blacksmith's son in this one.

Ruby: *Definitely had a crush on that character growing up* ...

Jaune: I was the young lord William Redwood in The Princes of Avenlon.

Weiss: *Had more than a few dreams about marrying that particular character* Oh my word...

Jaune: I played Eurig Ritter in the Knight And The Ninja.

Blake: *Wrote an absurd amount of self insert fan fiction with that character* Hmm...

Jaune: I even did a little voice acting, I was Yun the strong in Bat-

Yang: *Fangirl squeal*

RWBJ: ...

Yang: Sorry, I had a moment there. Please, continue.

Jaune: Okay... So yeah, I was in a lot of movies growing up.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #pollinated knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: *Walking back to his dorm*

Jaune: Ah, what a nice Christmas it has been. With no unnecessary horniness at all.

Jaune: *Opens door to dorm*

RWBY: *Laying on Jaune's bed, all wearing sexy Mrs. Claus outfits*

Jaune: ...

RWBY: ...

Jaune: Nope. *Leaves*

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #pollinated knight #rwby shitpost

[brokentrafficknight]

Summer x raven x williw x kail x rusted knight jaune ( with crying team rwby looking on)

#rwby #rwby shitpost #color guard #pollinated knight #kali belladonna #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #raven branwen #jaune arc #summer rose #ruby rose #willow schnee #weiss schnee #summer knight #rwby canary #willow knight #weeping knight #jaune x kali

[weatherman667]

Tai:  *bangs the two women on his team*

Jaune:  *bangs the four women on Tai’s daughters’ team*

Tai:  I loved them both.

Yang:  He loved all four of us last night.

Tai:  But can he tell puns?

#rwby #pollinated knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

[rwbyvein]

Jaune:  FMK RWBY

Jaune:  There’s... there’s four of you.

Yang:  Wild card.

Jaune:  I can, what, marry two of you?

Yang:  Or, you know, have a fling.  Or kill two of us?

Jaune:  Nah.  I think I’d rather marry two of you.

*pregnant silence*

Jaune:  While I’m at it, might as well add another wild card.

Yang:  Two... kills?

Jaune:  No.

Yang:  That’s against the rules!

Weiss:  You did change the rules?

Jaune:  So, if I married Weiss, I feel that would get complicated.

Weiss:  Regardless of what has been and may be, as of right now, I am no longer anything of note to my family.

Yang:  Other than a rebel.

Jaune:  Your dad seems like he’d be vindictive.

Weiss:  That is putting it mildly.

Yang:  A’ight, wouldn’t he be more vindictive if you pump-and-dumped?

Jaune:  *pensive look*

Weiss:  Is this truly the most important part of marrying me?

Jaune:  It’s the only thing stopping me.

Yang:  Hoo, dawg.  *slaps Jaune on the back*

Weiss:  *blushing*

Blake:  Other than being a Schnee?

Jaune:  What?  Acting like you’re not broken, either?

Blake:  *turns black and vanishes, only to be Petal Burst tackled by Ruby*

Ruby:  *smiles into Blake’s eyes*

Blake:  *sighs and silently surrenders*

Jaune:  *looks Yang in the eyes*

Yang:  Wait, me?  I’m like the hard-fighting party girl?

Jaune:  Funny how that all stopped after the Emerald Forest?

Yang:  *blushes*

Yang:  I mean, like...

Ruby:  That was weird.

Jaune:  Alright.  I’ve decided.

RWBY:  *bated breath*

Jaune:  Fuck Ruby and Blake, marry Yang and Weiss.

Ruby:  Why don’t I get a marry?

Jaune:  Because you seem kind of immature for a relationship.

Ruby (looking down):  That makes sense...

Blake:  And me?

Weiss:  Why am I the one marrying him?

Yang:  He did spend Beacon chasing you?

Jaune:  You both are desperate for a home.  One I’ll provide.

Yang:  *stunned for a moment*

Yang:  I have one.

Jaune:  *looks her in the eyes*

Jaune:  You’re too desperate to move out on your own.

Yang:  *stares him in the eyes*

Jaune:  I’ll be there to help you.

Yang:  *wipes tears out of her eyes*

Yang:  Totally not fair.

Blake:  What about me?

Jaune:  I feel like you would wander away...   Kind of feel taken advantage of.

Blake:   *closes her eyes*

Ruby:  This got really deep...

Jaune:  You did ask me which of you I would marry.

Weiss (blushing):  Perhaps we should move on?

Ruby (raising her hand):  I could actually go for my...

Yang:  Oh, no you don’t.  That’s my hubby we’re talking about here.

Blake:  *looks at Weiss*

Weiss:  I suppose being the mistress would infuriate my father.

Ruby:  That a no?

Weiss:  There is little I would like to do more.

Ruby:  Marry Jaune?

Weiss:  And infuriate my father.

Jaune:  Wait?..

#rwby #pollinated knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long