this wizard who pondered his orb and liked what he saw
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And old little comic that twitter (rip) loved
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A wizard that uses fresh mozzarella for his pondering orb. He wakes up every morning to make a new batch of mozzarella and when he splits it open to eat it, he divines the future from the shapes he sees within the cheese.
The pizzas he makes with these cheeses can give visions of the future, but mostly it just helps people guess the flavor of ice cream planned for dessert.
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// An AI company wants to pay you cryptocurrency to absorb your biometric data through their steel orbs. What problems could possibly come from that???
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A Godzilla book and also I FOUND THE ONE WHO PONDERS THE ORB!!!
@ Half Price Books in Illinois!
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Give me proper tribute and you shall be rewarded.
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“NO!!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!”
The seven Kia souls:
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Saruman the White ponders his palantír. "You are the trusted apprentice to one of the greatest Wizards in all Middle-earth" in A Spy in Isengard (Angus McBride cover art for Middle-earth Quest gamebook #1 by Terry K Amthor, Iron Crown Enterprises, 1988). McBride has been memed more than once.
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