#poontang

[drmonkeysetroscans]

And to get a little grey snatch.

#poontang

[rootfish13]

The proof is in the poontang.

#saying #aphorism #the proof is in the pudding #poontang

[squirrelfm]

Squirrel FM: Nicely shaved.

#beaver #beavers #poontang #bad jokes #shitpost

[aj-the-cat]

@ava-valerie

#undertaker #american badass #kane #the rock #wwf #wwe #poontang pie means 🐈 in slang #i can hear the fanfic writers typing away

[piratewithvigor]

As fun as it is to watch Americans react to Canadian culture, it is WAY more fun to see heavily intoxicated Americans react to Canadian culture in groups. Examples from this last week of work:

"So I know the caddies don't take American money-"

"They do"

"...is that legal?"

"Here's your change, sir"

"You forgot a dollar"

"That's this coin, sir. We call it a loonie"

"Holy shit! Guys, I got a loonie!!"

*group of 7 guys gather around to see, all cheering*

"Hi, I'd like some poontang delivered to my room"

"Some... sorry, could you say that again?"

"The short rib poontang"

"................do you mean poutine?"

#like 90% of the people i interact with are americans at work #some are normal #and some assume we have different plugs and they need a canadian plug adapter #Adventures In Adult #i almost cracked when they ordered the poontang

[hard--onthe---outside]

#gif #gonna get me sum poontang

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

#Ted Nugent #Cat Scratch Fever #Wang Dang Sweet Poontang #Format: Vinyl LP Album #Released: 1977 #70's hard rock #70s hard rock #70s #70's #Hard Rock #UK

[pcstan]

OMG ANOTHER EARLY SEASONS TRUTHER thats exactly why i love them the show felt so fun and young and not old and tired

i still love seasons 4-8 but 1-3 are my favorites (i barely watch anything afterwards. late 2000s-modern south park just tends to bore me or feels depressing most of the time but there are definitely exceptions) i still watch the new stuff but i dont really rewatch it usually

i thought this season STARTED great but kinda fell off after like episode 2 (i did like the last 2 more though) the ai episode was astronomically boring to me fsr

anyway apologies for this little rant but i am just happy to finally find someone with similar thoughts as me

Never be sorry for your rants!! I love when people agree with me cuz it makes me feel like I'm right (which I am♡)

I'm such an earlier seasons type of guy. The second chef stopped having an important role in the series everything went dark. 1 to 3 is really just the golden era of SP episodes and yet so many people skip them (just like they skip rpdr season 1 to 3 even tho season 3 is the most iconic in the franchise,,,really makes you think 💔💔). The newer seasons are literally just Trey's projection diary where every character is Trey Jr. Honestly I'm guessing that's why PC doesn't get a lot of screen time anymore, cuz he's an actual good dad and partner and God forbid a male character not hate and despise his wife and kids.

I need more people to discuss SP with like in a socratic circle.

#the sucubus episode is genuinely one of my fave sp episodes ever like chefs parents and the loch ness monster thing was so funny to me #the fact that the lochness monster has been following these mfs around since chef was a toddler.....thats gold to me chief #can you tell i miss chef a lot ? i miss chef a lot..... #also garrison refusing to admit he was gay was his best era #real talk tho ive rewatched seasons 1 to 3 sm ive started unironically saying poontang idk what to do about it #Also this was the season where we got crabtree </3 i miss her everyday #Also also these were the seasons where liane was as morally bad as cartman!!!! #worst thing ab the seasons is when oppressed ppl are like actually oppression is ok cuz free speech ♡ #im personally a seaspn 4 hater apart from SOME good episodes cuz i fucking despise the episodes that end in 2000 and chef goes nanners #tho helen keller the musical makes up for it like its such a rpdr episode... #rpdr season 16 needs to make a helen keller the rusical with guest star Timmy

[owomon]

#happy valentines day #hope yall all get some goddamn poontang #south park #butters #Youtube

[ceiiyljx55]

(ceiiyljx55.tumblr.com) She is on the couch with two horny guys and they are ready to destroy all her holes with their big cocks. CONTINUE...

#Faster than a hobo to a hot plate Alina is gulping down his cock and he is soon ramrodding that sweet poontang.

[v4lveplug]

tumblr may be a pussy in regards to nsfw content but that will not stop my from following my favorite tf artists here

#fuck twitter like actually #rate limit exceeded SHUT UP #i just wanted to see robo poontang fuck this shit

[ceoofcrimes]

anti poontang pro cunt

#the word poontang has destroyed my life

[genderkoolaid]

Rating Yonic Words (Very Logical and Unbiased and Scientific and Impartial)

Vagina et al. - 2/10. Hard* "g" sound is awful. Its a chewy word. Would be better with a soft "g" like in the french vagin, but even thats like, 5/10. Also way overused to describe the whole set when its only the main hole, but its also the proper clinical word for said hole. "Vag" is slightly better but carries the sin of the father (hard "g"), and va-jay-jay is a solid 0. You just doubled the worst sound here. Its the yonic Cain.

*not actually hard, my brain is just too french, but i don't think this sound deserves to be called soft. it's a chewy g. forgive me for my lies

Vulva - 10/10. Love him. "V" sounds flow so nicely. You could sing this in an opera. Also actually refers to the whole kit n caboodle. May be a little clinical for some but we can change that. We can make it horny. You can help me make it horny. Betty Dodson would want you to help me make it horny.

Pussy - 7/10. Gets some points for being a classic, and its decent sounding. But the "s" sounds aren't the best, especially alongside the "p" sound. Its just a little too harsh and kind of juvenile. Good for a laff.

Punani et al. - 2 to 7/10. Gets cool points for being a descendant of the Akan language through Jamaican creole. Gets a range of points because I'm grouping poontang (bad word to say and hear) in with punani (a clear 7)

Labia - 10/10. Vulva's lovely twin. Another word you could sing. The "b" sound isn't offputting- it flows nicely between the elegant "L" and "ia." Again, a bit clinical, but so good to say. Labia (the word and the body part) deserve more love.

Fanny - 0/10. Pussy's worse sounding cousin. Replacing the "s" sounds with "n" removes the flow of pussy, which makes this the yonic-linguistic equivalent of going down a dry waterslide.

Cunt - 10/10. Its like a punch in a good way. Not too harsh, but makes its point clearly; a well-rounded sound. Can be comedic and horny but its not too unserious. Good mouthfeel. I'm a big cunt fan. Can also be an insult, but such is the way of sex organs. Such a versatile word.

Coochie - 4/10. Sorry to the coochie lovers out there but my god? The "ch" sound? Awful to hear. Get that out of my genitalia. Gets points for comedic use, which I respect.

Twat - 2/10. Sounds like the sound made when Batman decks some guy in the face. The "t" sounds here are just unpleasant, and when combined with "æ" it gets worse. Sorry Brits & co. </3

Clitoris / Clit - 9/10. Important organ we all know and love. Both long & short versions sound good, although I think it could be smoother. Way better clinical term than vagina, but I wish we had wider options for him.

Snatch - 3/10. I'm not a fan of the sounds at play here (once again, get "ch" out of here), but I find this word really funny. I cannot imagine this being used hornily. It sounds like the name of a delightful cryptid.

Quim - 4/10. What are you, from the 1700s? I think it sounds alright, the "q" isn't abrasive, but unless you are writing historical fiction it just doesn't sound right.

Any and All Metaphorical Words - 1/10. Never work outside of extremely horny contexts or jokes. Gets one point for extremely horny contexts and jokes.

#this post brought to you by a conversation i had with myself a few nights ago #m.

[11x13kyle]

clyde doesn’t find out what a period is until he’s like 18 years old and tolkien mentions them off handedly in a conversation and clyde is like “lol whaaaaat…….dude what do you mean bleeding from their poontang are you serious? say sike.” and this event is the catalyst that turns clyde into a card carrying feminist (as in, he always has a pack of 16 pads under the sink just in case he has bitches over. the pads are really uncomfortable and don’t even have wings but he thinks he’s getting the best for his queens.)

[skittersdrippygirlcock]

sure, worm is sad and all, but the biggest tragedy is that we still don’t know how robot poontang rates.

#worm #worm web serial #wormblr #parahumans

[trans-queen-administrator]

Alright so Aisha is fucking hilarious all the time, but I think she got a lot funnier during Gold Morning, which is Prime Evidence for her doing the wacky little thing known as "coping with the horrors of the world through humor". Like her brother just died, she's not allowed to visibly mourn him because of Taylor, humanity as a whole is royally fucked, everything is just going to shit and her only way to deal with it is making joke after joke. I don't have an actual way to end this post or continue so I'll just say thank you Brian for dying so we could get Aisha asking Defiant about Robot Poontang. A noble sacrifice indeed.

#worm #parahumans #my beloved special girl #Shatterbird may be getting a chokehold on my mind rn but Aisha and Taylor will always be my number one blorbos #aisha laborn #imp