#poor Crowley

[margotmignard-blog]

You don't have a house and you live in a car that you park exactly TWO MINUTES from your boyfriend's bookstore, who doesn't know he's your boyfriend or that you're homeless. Seriously, what do we do with him.

#goodomens #good omens #goodomens2 #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #poor crowley

[lazulibundtcake]

"Crowley, there's something urgent that I need to talk to you about."

not my man Crowley having a heart attack against a pillar while Aziraphale pulls down every blind in his shop

#how many times have I pictured this scene #written it #oh god and then Gabriel jumpscare #poor Crowley #they have no compassion for his nerves #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens trailer #gos2 spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers

[taleibo]

Dear Neil Gaiman, can't you see? Bring them back, bring them back, don't take them away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me 🥺

not me still crying over Good Omens S2 ending

@neil-gaiman

+ one without the text

#good omens s2 #crowley x arizaphale #good omens #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #good omens fanart #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens season 2 #help pleaaaase #i am still crying #poor crowley #crowly x aziraphale #heartbroken #my fanart #my otp

[aizeleas]

I'll go ahead and say that I for one DON'T need an apology from neil gaiman because if he hadn't caused me severe emotional distress I would still be rotting in bed and not drawing anything

#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #clip studio paint #jc leyendecker #leyendecker study #digital art #digital drawing #digital painting #fanart #poor crowley #no nightingales #no angels dining at the ritz either i suppose #illustration #character illustration #digital illustration #artwork #art #digital arwork

[ineffableaddiction]

Someone You Loved

🎶I'm going under and this time I fear there's no one to save me

This all or nothing really got a way of driving me crazy

I need somebody to heal

Somebody to know

Somebody to have

Somebody to hold

It's easy to say

But it's never the same

I guess I kinda liked the way you numbed all the pain🎶

🎵 Now the day bleeds

Into nightfall

And you're not here

To get me through it all

I let my guard down

And then you pulled the rug

I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved🎶

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #song of the day #someone you loved #poor crowley #lewis capaldi #Spotify

[goth-maudra]

Just saying...if we'd had THIS Metatron in Good Omens episode 6, we'd likely be a lot better off. And had tequila instead of weird almond latte.

#good omens #good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #alan rickman #metatron #dogma #poor crowley #poor aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go 2 speculation #go2e6 #go2 spoilers #good omens coffee theory #@neil gaiman

[starg0re3]

when God is talking to job and listing off things that he hasn’t done, I believe she’s listing off things that crowley did do.

“did you set the constellations in the sky?”

“can you send lightning bolts and get them to report back to you?”

“did you give wings to peacocks, job, or teach the ostrich to run?”

giving freedom - freedom that he got ripped away from him, freedom that he no longer had when he was forced to be crawly, the serpent that couldn’t even see the stars he’d created from the ground - is definitely something that crowley would do.

of course crowley would bestow wings upon the peacocks, of course he’d ensure that they’d never be confined to that dreaded ground. he ensured that the ostrich would never be trapped either, in a way, by giving them a means of escape.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #crowley #anthony j crowley #pre fall crowley #angel crowley #poor crowley

[likelytowritesomestuff]

Ok, but picture Crowley realizing in the car, after the credits, that Aziraphale was trying to make his move during the dance because that's how he believed he could make Nina and Maggie fall in love...

And picture him insulting Shax and the other demons because if it wasn't for them, maybe they could be cuddlying each other now...

#He realizes it in the same way as he did with the famous scene 'Ducks!/ 'Just drive the car' #only angstier #poor crowley #good omens headcanons #good omens 2 #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands

[scorpi14]

Crowley is the biggest trauma survivor in the whole universe

Why is my brain like this? Why does it like to hurt me?!

In retaliation, I shall hurt you all.

Ever think about how Crowley fell because he didn’t want the universe to end? He “sauntered vaguely downward” and “hung around the wrong crowd”, but what he REALLY did was challenge the idea that the beautiful things they created, that HE helped create, should be destroyed. 

He was rejected from heaven for loving the universe too much.

And then we see time and time again he still does everything he can think of to save things. The goats and Job’s children, questioning killing kids when the Arc was built, saving the grave robber from suicide. And he gets away with this desire to save the universe more in hell... until he doesn’t. Until he’s too blatant is saving a girl from condemning herself to hell for a cardinal sin and they torture him with god knows what for god knows how long. 

And after hell gets him for this too, he’s prepared to end it all the next time heaven or hell come after him.

NO WONDER every time it looks like the noose is tightening on him and Aziraphale he jumps to “we could just leave.” He has a severe flight reaction after he was literally cast out of heaven and tortured in hell for wanting to save the universe and all the little things in it. No wonder he snaps every time Aziraphale calls him good, because all the things Aziraphale praises him for have cost him everything with BOTH HEAVEN AND HELL. I cannot imagine how much Crowley must crave this praise, but also loathe it because of what it means in the rest of his life.

And he does his fucking best to protect Aziraphale from the same pain he’s gone through. He acts as the birther for Job’s “new” children so all the heat’s on him if the angels figure it out. He bombs a church so Aziraphale doesn’t get in trouble in WW1. He tries to get Aziraphale to leave with him before they can get caught in any crossfires, and when that doesn’t work he sticks around to make sure his Angel doesn’t get hurt. Like when he stays to help with Gabriel, even though he wants to rip him apart for telling Aziraphale to “shut up and die”, because if he doesn’t, Aziraphale might be erased from the book of life. 

And Aziraphale doesn’t know better because he hasn’t experienced either of the traumas Crowley has. He’s been lucky enough to skirt under the radar, and even when he DID almost get killed for it, he didn’t see what heaven was like because Crowley went in his place. He can retain the idea that heaven is inherently good because HE hasn’t been a victim of it yet. He’s seen other people victimized by it from a distance, but he’s brainwashed to think there’s a good reason for this - much the way people who are gaslit by narcissists are made to feel their feeling aren’t valid because they don’t understand what’s actually going on and can’t trust their own judgment. 

And because Aziraphale doesn’t understand, Crowley has to watch him walk straight back into the trap and there’s nothing he can do about it. All his attempts to protect Aziraphale fail, and he can’t watch what comes next because he knows what comes next, and he knows Aziraphale well enough to know it’ll break him. And it’s going to break Crowley too  😭

So did I do it? Did I hurt you as badly as I hurt myself?

#i made myself cry #crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #aziraphale #poor crowley #tw: suicide

[margotmignard-blog]

Obviously, she also learned how to kiss by watching Richard Curtis movies.

#goodomens #good omens #goodomens2 #good omens 2 #go #go2 #Crowley #poor crowley #he is so naive really

[ineffably-good]

Ineffable May: Day 6 - Queen

More ephemera art/flashfic/mashup from my twisted mind. Hope you're enjoying! In today's creation, we have a peek in Aziraphale's diary on December 9, 1980, when Queen was playing in London.

#ineffable may #good omens #ineffable husbands #book omens #crowley x aziraphale #stuffy angel #everything is bebop #poor crowley #ineffablemay

[crikey01]

CROWLEY, NO

pov: aziraphale just got a ceiling fan installed :')

i've just realised that any snake is now crowley in my mind, the brain rot is so real

#i laughed so much at this #poor crowley #🥲 #crowley #good omens #snake crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #gomens #anthony j crowley #good omens crack #snek #snek crowley

[nonightingales01]

Ya know I’m sat here thinking and remember when Aziraphale was tempted by Crowley to eat the Ox rib and he took it very gently and looked disgusted then realized he actually very much enjoyed it and just dove right in? He got one taste of human food and now CRAVES it constantly.

This is important because-

It’s been confirmed the look of “disgust” on his face after the kiss was because he wanted it to happen again, he CRAVED for it to happen again. “do it again please do it again.” He was disgusted by his “lust” and longing for Crowley.

Now you might be wondering where I’m going with this and just think about it-

Aziraphale is a glutton. Aziraphale gets one simple taste and then can’t “live” without it.

Food. Wine. Music.

Now he’s tasted Crowley…

We all saw what he did to that Ox rib which was his first temptation, just imagine what that glutton of an angel is going to do to next he sees his demon.

#aziracrow kiss #temptation #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #good omens #forbidden lust #poor crowley #ineffable spouses #neil gaiman #get a room #Ifearforcrowley #Aziraphaleisgoingtotearcrowleyapart

[aziraphalalala]

Good Omentober #3 "Fall"

Poor Crowley. He can't seem to catch a break in my writing these days. I hope one of these days I can give him something nice, for a change. Maybe Aziraphale has some ideas? 😏

^^^^^

He could not see. In fact, he wasn’t sure he could feel anything. He was numb. Numb, and freezing cold, and… Empty.

He couldn’t feel Her.

He couldn’t feel Her!

He wailed wordlessly out into the void.

No response. He was alone.

He was a brittle cast surrounding an empty space where Her Light used to be. 

But wait, what was this? He was holding something. It was the crank handle, for the engine of creation. He remembered. He clasped it tightly to his chest, and cried helpless tears.

#poor crowley #i am having a hard time in my own life so seems like I'm putting this poor demon through a world of pain too #there there it will get better #(the author cannot guarantee it will ever get better) #good omentober #good omens #crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #angel crowley #my fic #monthly writing challenge #writing prompt #aziraphale #good omens fanfiction #good omens fic #god omens fanfic

[mrbango]

No nightingales..

[song is called November by sparkbird]

#artists on tumblr #art #fanart #digital art #aziraphale #aziraphale you idiot #pre fall crowley #crowley #crowly x aziraphale #no nightingales #good omens #good omens angst #good omens animatic #FUCK HEAVEN #poor crowley #love him #falling Crowley

[dream-4-the-dead]

the way he grabbed him and didn't try to pull away, how much he probably wanted that kiss, but not like this. how disgusted he was to think this wasn't a kiss out of affection but a sad one full of the sorrow, of what they could have been if he didn't feel the need to fix things, inevitably breaking the ones he cares for the most.

#good omens #im sorry #i want to kms #poor crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #you dumb bitch