#poor Hoho

[eyes-of-nine]

the horrors of your favorite yearly events happening at the same time ywy

#So yeah I won't be able to finish any attacks till at least the 17th #my poor battle ratio ywy #i'm going to be too busy going to a swing dance workshop with my friendo hehehe #even if I did have free time #idk how i would get my whole drawing settup into a tent :/ #I'M SO EXCITED THO hhehehe hoho

[literalnobody]

That last panel though!!!!!!!!

>:3c

#what? me? lure my readers into a false sense of security over the course of several months? NEVER #im both surprised and thrilled by how every comment on this ep is just shocked pikachu emoji at rohas behaviour hehe #because i've been building to this for MONTHS #when we first see Roha he is literally planning to rob Hyacinth #but fate intervenes and he opts to help! so maybe he's a good boy? :3 #then at the ball he's quite happy to make poor thoma look like he's falsely accusing him. even though thoma is entirely honest and justifie #but! oh he's just a lil rascal. a rapscallion if you will :3 #then titus literally tells Rose that Roha broke out of detainment by knocking out a guard #but we (and she) didn't SEE it... and he helped her get safely back to her room! so surely Roha wouldn't do that #hehe hoho you've all been lured into my dastardly trap #is he a good man who sometimes does bad things? or is he a bad man with charisma who sometimes does good things? >:3 #maybe............. he's both #rose tide rising #rtr spoilers

[verawritestrash]

if you don’t want to toss your scrunkles around in a little jar WHAT are u even doing

#poor little meow meow #blorbo #hehe hoho

[blackypanther9]

Gossip between Father and Daughter – Father!Alastor x Daughter!Reader

A/N: I decided to do this Oneshot/Headcanon for both, alive!Alastor x daughter!Reader and Demon!Alastor x Daughter!Reader. Enjoy ! (Picture belongs to rightful owner !)

TAGLIST!: @meg-giry1  @wen01203

WARNING!: mentions of the S word, name calling, insults, mentions of cheating, Vox and the other Vees get bullied in public AND MORE ! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!

Human!Dad!Alastor x Human!Daughter!Reader:

When you start to talk about new Gossip:

Alastor was cooking Dinner as suddenly you bashed open the door, scaring the living daylights out of your Father. He quickly looked at you and made a face to scold you.

“Mon ange (My Angel), are you planning to give your dear ol’ Father a heart attack ?”

You ignored his scolding and gave him a big grin with a twinkle in your eyes. Alastor got intrigued.

“You will NEVER believe what I’ve heard, Papa ! That is some interesting tea indeed !”, you announced happily.

Your Father cocked his head to the side in curiosity, his smile not leaving, but it shrunk in curiosity and confusion.

“Oh ? What happened, Cher ?”

You entered the kitchen fully, pulled out a chair, sat down and looked at him.

“You do know Felicia Monrue, right ? You reported about her last week in your Broadcast, because she got caught drunk, even though there was no giggle water (Alcohol) allowed and she had to pay a hefty debt as punishment.”

“Ah...yes, I do remember her indeed. Hoho ! Such a gal getting caught.”, Alastor laughed out in humor, “Couldn’t even hold her own liquor, hahaha !”

You nodded eagerly.

“Well guess what !”

“What is it, mon petit (Little one) ?”

You looked around the house, as if anyone was listening in, then bounced and gave him a big mischievous smirk.

“Rumors have it, that she was spotted a few times with different men on her arm. She brought them home and someone heard lewd noises, while one of her neighbors swore they saw her and the different men in her bedroom, doing the forbidden act ! Can you believe it ?!”

Alastor took a sip of water, which he promptly spat out in shock, as you said that. He stared at you, then looked at his glass of water, then at the food he was cooking, then back to you and back at his drink.

“Am I sure that I am drinking water right now ?”, he muttered in shock.

“You are, Papa ! Stop being so silly !”, you replied laughing.

He looked at you again.

“You aren’t talking nonsense, right, Dear ? That poor Lady surely could never do such a scandalous thing.”

You shook your head.

“I really heard it, from more than one person too ! It already goes around like wildfire, Papa ! One even said that they have a picture of it ! If this gets out into the newspaper, her clothes store will shut down forever !”

Your Father shook his head and looked at his food, sighing in disappointment.

“Such a fine Dame and no class... Didn’t her parents teach her any manners ? How scandalous !”

You shrugged your shoulders and gave him a grin.

“Maybe it is just a faux, Papa, but it would be entertaining if it was true ! Don’t you agree ?”

“It sure would be, Cher. Anything else you heard rumors about, hmm ?”, your Father asked you amused.

“Oh ! There are new rumors about the Bayou Killer too.”

“Oh, do let me know ! I’d LOVE to hear their theories !”, your Father said enthusiastically.

“Some speculate now that it is a butcher and others that it is a doctor ! How ridiculous is that ?!”, you said laughing.

For a second the kitchen was silent and then Alastor broke out into laughter and he shook his head.

“A-a WHAT now ?! Hahahaha !”

Alastor laughed so hard that he wiped a tear away from his right eye. You looked at your Father in amusement.

“Stupid, isn’t it ? They really think you are a Doctor or even a Butcher ! I mean...you kind of are a Butcher, but at the same time, you are not !”

Alastor snorted in amusement and continued to cook Dinner, while you told him all the Gossip you heard and he discussed it all with you, happy to listen to anything you heard.

When Alastor starts to talk about new Gossip:

You were just returning from a quick shopping spree with some groceries as you saw your Father with a huge mischievous grin on his face. He took a few bags from you and you both started to fill the kitchen cabinets and fridge with your catches that you got from the stores.

You knew that glint in your Father’s eyes. He heard something scandalous and amusing. You couldn’t wait.

As soon as you both finished, you entered the Living room and sat down on the couch, your Father sat down in the armchair.

“Alright, Dad, spill the tea. What rumors have you heard, hmm ?”, you pressed.

Alastor looked at you with one of his hugest smiles and started to chuckle.

“Do you remember Gwen Kosiak from my workplace, who quit his job not long ago ?”, your Father asked you.

“Yes. Why ?”

“Well my dear child, he was married and they seemed happy. Suddenly they divorced out of nowhere. Rumors have it that he cheated on his wife with the housemaid !”

You covered your mouth in shock.

“No way !”, you gasped out.

“Yes indeedy !”

You started to let out a chuckle.

“I would have never expected that from Gwen.”

“Me neither, Cher ! Me neither !”

You both chuckled and as it calmed down, your Father smirked.

“There has also been the rumor going around that the dress shop, you love to visit so frequently, is going bankrupt, because the owner of the store refuses to pay the rent !”

You stared at your Father gob smacked.

“Seriously ?”

All your Father did was nod.

“Indeedy !”

You leaned back in shock, then your face saddened.

“A real shame, guess I should look for a new favorite dress store then.”, you muttered.

“You definitely should, Cher !”, Alastor encouraged.

You could see that he wasn’t finished yet, so you waited for him to start the next section of discussion to gossip about.

“Also, Mrs. Tiana gave birth to her and her husband’s offspring ! The spawn looks nothing like them ! Hahaha !”

“You don’t think that she was going behind her husband’s back, do you ?”

“I think she was, Cher !”

“My, how scandalous ! Was it truly that bad ?”

“The child didn’t have their skin color, nor their hair color ! The child’s skin color was almost like mine and the hair was ginger ! Both of them were white and one had blond hair while the other had black hair. They both said that none in their Family tree had a different skin color, nor ginger hair ! So it just can’t be his offspring.”

You covered your mouth in shock.

“I never would have thought of Mrs. Tiana as a harlot.”, you muttered.

“None of us did, mon Cher ! Yet, here we are !”

The two of you continued to gossip and talk about rumors for a while. Alastor was always happy to listen, theorize with you and to talk about everything. He was almost like a woman, chattering about all the scoundrels that were talked about and you LOVED your Dad for that. He was practically both to you. A Mother and a Father. You never lacked anything.

In Hell:

When you start gossip:

Your Father was just about to wrap up his Broadcast in Hell, as you stormed inside. He looked at you startled, his Deer ears standing on high alert. As soon as he saw you, he rolled his eyes gently, scolding himself in his thoughts, that he got scared of you.

“Father, guess what !”, you announced happily.

Oh, he knew by that voice that you heard some gossip. He turned to you, leaving his broadcast on for now.

“What is it, Cher ?”, he asked.

“I heard some interesting tea about the Vees ! Wanna hear it ?!”

He perked up and looked at you highly interested. He snapped another chair into existence next to him and gestured for you to sit down. You did so eagerly.

“Now, what was that, Cher ?”, he asked, interested.

You were bouncing up and down on your chair.

“So, apparently Valentino and Vox are in a on and off relationship, just to screw each other, when Valentino’s harlots are too busy ! How desperate is that, Papa ?! Hahaha !”

Alastor, who sipped his black coffee, spat it back out and coughed into his sleeve from shock. Then he chuckled.

“That sounds pathetically desperate ! Hahaha ! I never thought that Vox would sink even lower than he already did !”, your Father laughed out.

“I didn’t know that Valentino was so depraved and pathetically desperate that he even fucks his own harlots ! Hahaha ! That just shows how unwanted he is !”, you laughed out.

“True, true, my Dear !”

“Oh, oh ! And have you heard that the Demon, Velvet dated, broke up with her ?!”

“Applesauce, mon petit !”, he yelled in fake shock.

“It’s true, Papa ! They apparently were dining in a restaurant and suddenly the man said that he is dumping her ass, then left the restaurant without paying too ! She left it, looking like a mess ! I bet the other two Vees had to coddle her to make it better ! HA ! How fucking pathetic for an Overlord !”

Alastor laughed loudly at that and petted your head, affectionately.

“Also, Vox tried to copy your Radio Station to make Radio Broadcasts himself, to grow bigger ! Can you believe how desperate that flat faced idiot is ?! Hahaha !”

“Is that so, Cher ?”, Alastor said partly amused, partly triggered.

“He tried to hide it from you too ! Sadly someone from his team snitched ! Hahahaha !”, you confirmed with laughter.

“Hmmm. Interesting indeed, Cher !”

“Also, some guests in Valentino’s porn clubs said that the hygiene in the bathrooms, of all the clubs, are so nasty that no one even wants to take a dump there ! Hahaha ! That insect is destroying his own image !”, you cackled out.

Alastor laughed at that.

“Well, what did you expect from a moth, Cher ? That they are clean ?”

“You would think his business and his employees means something to him, but it seems it wants to go broke soon enough !”

Alastor just chuckled and already planned how to teach Vox a lesson, for trying to take over Radio, HIS specialty.

The Broadcast went 30 minutes longer, discussing and gossiping about the Vees mostly.

After they finished their Broadcast, they saw that all of Pentagram City had a blackout. Welp, they fried Vox then with the other two Vees.

When Alastor starts gossip:

You both visited Rosie, just to catch up a bit and that was where everything went down. From a small pleasant exchange of how you all three have been, it turned into gossiping.

“My Dear, you have to be pulling our legs.”, Alastor accused Rosie in disbelief.

“I am not, Al ! I promise ya ! He really tried to eat her !”, Rosie insisted.

You just laughed and ate another finger that Rosie offered. You rarely did eat her treats that she offered, but today you were fine with it. Rosie knew about your picky diet swings, so she never felt insulted.

“What about you, Dear ? Any interesting gossip ?”, Rosie asked you.

“Oh quite some interesting ones, indeed !”, you replied.

“Oh do spill the tea, Dearie !”, Rosie said in excitement.

“Well, I heard that Zestial had three Sons and they are all down here. They say that Zestial hid them from everyone, because they are not very strong and he is ashamed of them.”

“Oh my...”, Rosie said in shock and intrigue.

Alastor was in slight shock and very interested in it.

“I will ask Zest about it tomorrow. After all we are supposed to meet up at Carmilla’s tomorrow. He is always there.”, you told her.

“Oh please do ask him ! I would love to know if these rumors are true !”

Then she turned to Alastor.

“And you, my friend ? What did you catch ?”

Alastor chuckled.

“A lot of people are starting to question Queen Lilith’s absence. Many say that she made a Deal with the Holy Gates. Others say that she got exterminated.”

“Hah ! As if anyone could kill our Queen ! She would NEVER agree to make a Deal with the Angels either ! How silly !”

Alastor chuckled and nodded, agreeing with Rosie, while you just shook your head in amusement.

“Also, it was rumored that Overlord Missi Zilla was seen with a lowlife Sinner, getting a bit steamy in an alley way.”

“No way !”, Rosie and you yelled.

“Yes, yes, indeedy !”, Alastor insisted.

Rosie leaned back.

“Oh my stars...”, she muttered.

“Who do you think it was ?”, you asked the two other Overlords.

“All I have heard was that the Demon Sinner was a bull. There was nothing else.”, Alastor chimed in.

“As if Missi would stoop that low.”, you scoffed.

“You never know, my Dear !”

And the gossip with Rosie and Alastor would continue for a long while, while you chimed in and shared your own gossip. You saw Rosie like a Mother figure and your Father didn’t mind it a bit. He was glad you liked Rosie.

You three Overlords would gossip for hours.

Alastor is a HUGE fan of gossip. You never know what interesting information you will hear, after all.

He would gossip with you, his beloved Daughter, like women would gossip amongst each other.

He would try and see if you were pulling his leg or not, but most of the times you were serious.

As soon as he got interesting gossip, he would immediately sit down with you and share, loving to bond with you over simple gossip.

He would always share a few laughs with you here and there.

He loves it when you have gossip/information about his enemies/victims. Somehow you just KNEW where and how to get the interesting tea ! He couldn’t be prouder !

He would never shut you down if you wanted to gossip with him. He would always listen and throw in his input/opinion on the matters discussed.

He is the perfect person to gossip with and so are you and Rosie.

I hope I hit the mark with this ! ^^'

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Masterlist HERE !

#READ THE WARNINGS ABOVE !!! #fanfiction #fem!reader #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel #Father!Alastor x Daughter!Reader #Father!Alastor #Human!Alastor #Alive!Alastor #Demon!Alastor #Human!Reader #Alive!Reader #Demon!Reader #Child!Reader #Gossip between Father and Daughter – Father!Alastor x Daughter!Reader

[shkika]

hi do you have any refs or designs for the canon slugcats? i know you've got one [a design] for saint but i'm curious about the others too

Here you go!

Random hcs for the designs:

-Gourmand during the gameplay is pregnant and the food list is just cravings. Because I think it's hilarious and after the campaign you get two pups <3

-A big part of me drawing these little beasts is making them look blank and animalistic. To make so Saint having his closed eyes kind of makes him look more self-aware and intelligent than the average is good! It goes well with my hc that he's SOS.

-Hunter I had a zombie in mind when designing. It's predicament reminds me of one and poor thing is probably terrifying to it's own kind.

-Artificer is malnourished and starved, because it doesn't properly take care of itself and uses it's energy to kill scavs with blind rage. Survival is important only, because if you live you get to kill more.

-Riv is probably a cryptid of some sort. A demon perhaps. Loves Moon lots.

-Nothing too notable of the siblings. Young small slugcats. I suppose I can share here that even though I don't think slugcats have genders, I call Survivor the sister and Monk the little brother, because it mirrors Moon and Pebbles! Also being mc does not instantly make you he/him, but that's salt for another day hehe hoho

-Spearmaster is the smallest which is true to the game actually! It's the lightest slugcat and is genetically modified heavily by Suns. By my headcanons Spears was a sickly dying pup that SRS saved and raised to deliver their message.

#ask #anonymous #rain world #rainworld #rw gourmand #rw saint #rw hunter #rw artificer #rw rivulet #rw survivor #rw monk #rw spearmaster #little beasts!!!

[the-s1lly-corner]

hello! Im one(1) of the anons that requested the jane doe reader and i thought of a funny scenario

So the character of jane doe was basically decapitaded so, imagine if reader's head isnt atached to their body, and can take their head off .

The tadc cast react to the reader taking off their head and then putting It back on like nothing. Tyy!!!

( remember to rest and drink wáter) :)

TADC cast x a reader with a detachable head!

oh hoho this one is going to be fun because my TADC oc can do the same thing, can take their limbs and head off at will and as needed; so i may or may not let my excitement show in this post and use my oc as a placeholder.. i definitely will.. which reminds me, i have a sketch of my ocs human design as well as a messy ref of their digital body... i have got to draw them more.. maybe ill finish the human sketch sometime today after this post... speaking of this post! this is the last request in my inbox ! after this im gonna take a break for a bit then reopen requests! do not send in requests at this time, please! (this goes for everyone regardless of fandom </3)

CAINE:

technically i think you could consider him with a detachable head... because i dont... think he has a neck... so technically.. not phased at all, he has seen things from various different circus members.. but lets say you came before zooble, and you were also the first circus member who could do that... i think he would be really into it and be amused. probably flies right up to you chattering about that little trick of yours

POMNI:

uncomfy by it, i think it would take her a while to get used to it... i think she would be the same with zooble thanks to the "these are people" thing, with the only reason she didnt freak out at zoobles dismemberment in the pilot being because she was preoccupied with her panic and confusion of this new setting

RAGATHA:

mildly uncomfortable anytime it happens but no where near as uncomfortable as pomni, since she has had her time to get used to a bunch of weird stuff in the circus; both from the circus itself as well as the people in it.. will guide your body to your head if theres ever a scenario where the two get separated.. hand holding... smiles

JAX:

probably tries to convince you to leave your head in someones room or in a box and have some poor unsuspecting person open it.. i think that would scare anyone, even if they were used to your headless activities... probably laughs at your body wandering aimlessly trying to find your head if theres an occasion where it was forcefully knocked off.. probably nudges your head away... this only really works if your body has to blindly fumble and you having to telepathically guide it towards you instead of it just going into autopilot and knowing where you are automatically and has zero struggle beelining for the head... but fumbling... funny

KINGER:

owoo!! jumpscare!/ref

honestly i think sometimes he just rolls with it and other times hes bothered by it; really depends on how hes feeling that day... but i think the majority is that hes used to it thanks to zooble... has probably run off with your head on accident when he meant to run off with you as a whole, usually in the face of danger during an IHA...

ZOOBLE:

completely unphased by it since they can pretty much do the same thing! there isnt really much to be said since zooble neither feels this way or that in regards to your little decapitation trick... if they couldnt mess with their own parts though i think they would find your thing cool, though

GANGLE:

depending on what your digital body is themed around i think this would determine how gangle would feel about it... like zooble is mismatched and is seen taking out their antennae as well as their limbs being snagged off by jax... with zooble, is makes sense, they look like a mismatched mess of different parts.. so if you were something that could reasonably do the same thing i think she can overlook it... now the first time would still be a shock, no doubt about it, regardless of theme.. very careful whenever theres a reason they need to get close to your head, she does not wanna knock it off and potentially upset you

#tadc x reader #the amazing digital circus x reader #digital circus x reader #caine x reader #pomni x reader #ragatha x reader #jax x reader #kinger x reader #zooble x reader #gangle x reader

[quitealotofsodapop]

I absolutely adore Tang River Water au!

I really like the idea that Tang accidentally drank water from this river and became pregnant just out of carelessness. It's too hilarious. An even funnier thing was that now their child is the rebirth of jade emperor. They can never have a break. Poor guys.

But for some reason it became very interesting to me what type of Tang will be during pregnancy? Will it be easy or will he be terribly emotional? Or something else, I would really look at it. I also think that he would really not like that when he tried to eat his husband's food, and then he started to feel sick just from the smell. He would definitely look at his stomach with anger and disappointment "you. traitor". And he would absolutely ask Pigsy to hold his belly in the later months of pregnancy.

I also really wonder how they would behave with their daughter. I know they love her, but I'm sure they're absolutely scared and DON't know what to do. I just want to know what they're planning to do. Will they overprotect her because she is the rebirth of the most powerful being in all of heaven? Or will they hide it? Maybe they will ask for help from heaven?

referencing.

Hehehe! I'm glad you like it!

Tang was just so thirsty after being in the desert (I believe is meant to be the Gobi) that he just leaps into the first water source he can find. Pigsy yells after him but Tang's already gulped down the yucky muddy stream water before Pigsy reminds him that there's a water purifier in the TEA. By then, the remnants of the Mother-Child River had already begun the process.

After his body adapts to the major magically-induced change, Tang ends up using his condition to get out of work/to get pampered on. Emotionally he's ok, just a little more worried than usual. And Pigsy is such an adoring spouse that Tang's symptoms rarely go unattended. Lots of cuddles and tummy rubs in the later months.

Ankles swell: "Oh Piggy~ My feet hurt." Morning Sickness: "I need tea and kisses!" Cravings: (Tang: "I require oranges, bao buns, ramune soda, takoyaki sauce-" Pigsy: "How about I leave you inside the Speedy Panda with 500 yuan and I close my eyes while you go shop?" Tang: "I love you so much piggy.") Smells: "MK you stink. Take a shower or I will literally barf." Painful Kicking: "Cuddle time." >:3

And if the *cicada* part of the Golden Cicada is acting up; he gets into carving/whittling - cicadas etch tree bark to lay their eggs. Pigsy now has many tables in the restaurant defaced with Tang's "masterpieces".

And I absolutely hit Tang with what (he believes) is the worst symptom on Earth; Food aversion. Specifically towards NOODLE SOUP. His husband's own cooking! He's distraught! Something about the combination of broth and noodles makes his stomach turn! Broth and noodles separate? Ok. Together? Instant morning sickness. He suspects its something to do with the texture of the noodles when their soggy.

Wukong: "Maybe your brain thinks its worms." Tang: *turns green and retches*

Pigsy goes out of his way to prepare dishes for Tang that don't set off his nausea, even if it means altering his traditional methods.

Pigsy: "Ok, I've been experimenting with a new dish for a while and I want your opinion." Tang, delighted: "Ooo hoho! You know I'll always be your taste tester, Piggy." Pigsy: *presents the elements of his noodle recipe* Tang: "Huh?" Pigsy: "You seemed really sad to not eat noodle soup, so I made a dry version so that you can still enjoy the flavours. The broth is on the side so you can drink it. The guy from the somen restaurant gave me some pointers." Tang, getting emotional: "You... you changed your recipe for me!?" Pigsy, grabbing Tang's hands: "Our family recipe, Tangy. That includes you and our little critic." Tang: *bursts out sobbing and shovels the dry noodle fixings into his mouth*

The baby - "Bao/宝/treasure or bundle" (also bao buns were one of Pigsy's cooking Tang could eat) - ultimately looks similar to a baby orc from Dungeon Meshi. A mostly chubby human baby with pig features. She has a puff of Tang's dark hair that becomes little black stripes on her back like a wild piglet.

What the baby takes after Pigsy in appearance, she takes from Tang in greediness. Before she's even off milk she'll try taking bites of other people's food. She's bold and confident, hilarious to anyone seeing a tiny piglet chasing Celestial soldiers like she's her own army.

And of course theres the issue of Bao being the reincarnation of one of the oldest and most powerful deities in taoism...

Pigsy and Tang are def the overprotective types, not so much for Bao being a powerful baby, but because every immortal seems to forget that she's still an uber-fragile preemie. Her health wasn't great when she was born (worsened by the circumstances around the birth). The freenoodles parents atleast have experience raising the little chaos monkey that was MK - the only difference being that Bao can't climb so good. Though she does seem to have control over the weather for some reason.

The Celestial Realm has to catch on quickly that she isn't the Jade Emperor anymore - she gets kidnapped atleast once by Heaven's officials needing the Emperor to approve paperwork. Bao screamed and grunted, rampaging around the imperial Palace the whole time.

The Queen Mother is saddened but adoring - her husband truly has passed on, but this little angel is a wonderful new beginning for him. She hopes to reunite in a later life.

Demons in general are pretty hopeful of Bao''s existance. Now that the Jade Emperor has been reborn on one of their kind - perhaps demonkind will be elevated once more? They'll have to wait until she's out of diapers before they start placing bets.

Princess Iron Fan's immediate reaction (after dealing with the shock of losing her estranged father) is to burst out; "HAH!" at the irony. Her father disapproved of her marriage to the Demon Bull King for his race - only to be reborn as a pig demon! The coincidence is hilarious! The Demon Bull fam does visit the baby girl to send their blessings, and offer advice based on how chaotic little Red was as a calf. Bao adores her giant uncle Bull since he's fluffy and big and smells like her baba when he cooks. She also gets super attached to Red Son for similar reasons - though Tang suspects it's because she smells grilled meat on him.

MK adores Bao, and will kill everything in the three Realms if anything happened to her. Bao in turn loves her big bro - even if she bites him and steals his food.

#mother child river tang au #pregnancy tw #lmk fanchildren #freenoodles #freenoodlesshipping #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk jade emperor #lmk s4 spoilers #lmk aus #lmk #lego monkie kid

[liaximagines]

Could I request Midori x gn reader, like where he has a soft spot for the reader? Well as ‘soft’ as Midori could really get,, thank you!!!

SOU 'MIDORI' HIYORI HAVING SOFT SPOT FOR HIS S/O

👗So at the very start let's settle a small little thing. Midori HAS a heart, just a cold one, but he's able to be soft once some bond is between the two of you.

👗I feel like he was spoiled rotten by "mamadori" (nickname i use for his mother LOL) when he was little and overall very loved by her. Same goes towards her, he ADORES his mom. In conclusion, if Sou were supposed to be soft to you, you'd probably remind him of his mother a bit!

👗Now let's get straight to the point. Midori's behavior won't change completely, he'll still tease you, lovingly bully you or play some silly pranks on you, BUT he'll have more mercy for you than for the others he "bully".

👗If you two move in together, expect him to be ALL over you. Sou might follow you around yours place like a lost puppy hdshs. His hands will probably hold your waist, hip etc. so you "won't get lost" in your own home ofc.🙄🙄

👗In public, Hiyori might hold your hand as you walk around together! On fancy dinner dates, once he slides his hand under the table, he might even trail his fingers over your leg gently.🤭 (Just to see ya flustered tho..)

👗If you're feeling down don't expect him to do much shit..he's kinda bad at cheering people up lmao. BUUT if he's feeling genuine enough, he'll sit down next to you, rub your back ond go like "Oh you poor thing..Worry less now! Life's gonna just get worse tomorrow ahaha!" So uh yeah lol.

👗If someone's talking shit about you, Sou's already getting ready to give 'em a consent form. He down bad for you frr.( off topic but I'd piss my pants tbh if a lettuce head bitch walked up to me and was like "do you know the asu naro vow?!??!?!" but hey at least hes cunty and hot)

👗If ya'll sleepin' together, he'll cuddle you like a teddy bear. Wherever and how you turn in your sleep, Sou will find a way to cuddle you just how he likes it. ^^

👗He may not seem like the type to enjoy being given orders to, but when it's you, HOHO HE LOVE IT!! Lettuce haired bitch will give you princess/prince treatment if you order him to.(Might even use ma'am/sir if you want ;3)

👗BUYS.YOU.GIFTS. From spoiled to spoiling. Name a thing, he'll get it. Midori's rich anyway so why not. Even if you not ask him to, he'll buy you clothes he thinks you would look good in. Makes you do a fashion show for him lmao.

👗Did I mention he loves to touch you???(ANY WAY POSSIBLE LOLL) Like hear me out, this man will pat your head everyday, not to mention that he kisses your cheek everytime before he leaves to work. While sitting next to each other he rubs your knuckles with his finger tips etc. So yeah, physical man lol(IN BED TOO JK JK)

HIIIIII, IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE BUT I WAS LAZY ASF LAST WEEKS LOLLL. BUUT IM GETTING SOME FREE TIME SOON SO I WILL POST MORE OFTENN. TYY FOR REQUEST YTTD CUZ I LOVE THESE REQUESTS<3 LOVE YOU!!🫶💙

#your turn to die x reader #yttd x reader #midori yttd #sou hiyori #sou hiyori x reader #your turn to die #yttd #your turn to shine

[magnoliamyrrh]

idiotic western europeans: hehe hoho our wonderful sex work industry is providing jobs for those poor desperate eastern women to come to our wonderful enlightened functional western societies its giving them opportunities theyd never have in their shithole countries

balkan/eastern euro/near east women and girls: being trafficked at insane rates going missing end up getting raped or buthered exploitated being fetishized degraded and stereotyped turned into mail order brides while the police and gov and society dont give a single fuck at all. also a sick combination of degredation inferiorization and fetishization is getting worse and being such a woman gets you internationally considered a fuckin sex slave doll prostitute submissive eastern bride etc etc etc. also. demand fuled by more of this as well as the stereotyping, portrayals, etc, endless loop from hell

idiotic westerners: we are very smartt

[selineram3421]

Alastor X Human Reader: Arson Cat

You adopted your cat when finding them playing with an old box of matches in an alleyway nearby your place.

The poor thing was soaking wet. Good thing you had a rag on you. They were at least a few weeks old.

Once at home you set the fire on at the fireplace, getting tuna and water. Before anything you had to warm them up.

The cat purred while getting pets, feeling warm and cozy. Watching the fire.

Love at first sight lol🔥

When the fire place wasn't on, your cat would meow. Looking around for you to turn it back on.

Of course you couldn't do that during the summer, so you bought candles.

So. Many. Candles.

Mistake #1: Leaving your cat unattended with a candle.

A rug you had caught on fire because the cat pushed the candle over the edge of your coffee table.

They got fussy when you put the fire out.

"Mroow", your cat meowed, obviously upset with how much their tail was flicking.

"Yes, fire is pretty but when it gets really big we won't have a place to live in anymore.", you said, sweeping up what was left of the rug.

Mistake #2: Letting your cat on the kitchen counters. Specifically, the one side with the stove.

Your cat likes to watch you cook. At least that's what you thought, but really they were just interested in the pretty blue and yellow flames coming from the stove top.

All it took was one minute. You went to get something from the fridge and your cat brought a napkin to the stove, placing it right by the fire.

The fire alarm nearby went off, making you drop everything from your hands to cover your ears.

You quickly opened a window and turned on the kitchen fan that you keep forgetting to do when cooking. Then you got rid of the fire and cleaned up.

Again, your little arsonist was not happy. Meowing in an offended tone.

"You are banned from sitting on this side of the counter.", you boop their nose and move them to sit by the sink. "You can't get close."

Mistake #3: Not telling friends/family/pet sitters about your cat's fascination with fire.

You got a call during work. Thankfully you were on break and could take the call. "Hello?"

"Your cat started a fire."

That's all it took for you to tell your boss that an emergency came up and you had to leave early.

With your hands on your hips, you stared down at the cat who was licking their paws as if nothing happened.

"You can't start fires when other people are watching you.", you cross your arms.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Your cat doesn't like fireworks. Ironic right?

They do like sparklers.

You'll leave your t.v. on with a YouTube video of just fire for ten hours when you're out. Sound and everything.

You hide anything that can start a fire. Gotta cover that crystal ball and put it away. All the candles you bought? Stored and replaced with fake battery operated ones.

Birthdays are..ok. Your cat watches the candle flame as you sing happy birthday. You have to blow it out quick and replace it with a fake one.

All in all, your cat is well behaved....

And then Alastor comes along~

Lol 🎤and then a hero comes along🎵🎶

You thought your cat was bad? Hoho.. Alastor just encourages your little baby.

He makes a fire ball in his hand one day and your cat is hooked. Following the red man around for him to make more fire. They started to get along.

He lets your cat sit somewhat close by when cooking. "Not too close! We don't want fur in the food!"

Then theirs times when its quiet. Too quiet...

When you notice the silence, you get up and look around for your cat. They are eventually found but somehow they have soot on their paws.

It confuses you a ton when you look for a possible fire but see absolutely nothing burnt.

One day you find out why there's been so many house fires. Seeing your demon roommate literally teleport your cat.

"Wha-", you blink and your cat is brought back.

"Meow!", your cat paws at Alastor.

"Hello my darling!", he smiles innocently as if he did nothing.

"I-", you take a deep breath. "Why are you teleporting my cat?"

"Just letting them stretch their legs!"

Your phone buzzes and you see a news update. Clicking on it, there's a story on another house fire.

"........."

Mistake #4: Letting Alastor know about your cat starting fires.

~

Arson cat deserved their own headcanons.

~Seline, the person.

From this headcanon➡ 🔥here🔥

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Tag-list@

@c4rved-pumpk1n @ducky-is-dead-inside @stolas-thebirb

ML for Alastor🎙

#x reader #gn reader #alastor x reader #arson cat #headcanons #arson cat headcanons #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon alastor #the radio demon #radio demon #human reader #🔥 #arson cat is the best cat #music lyrics #hero mariah carey

[matenrou-fan]

I'll identify myself now with every request I ask (evil laugh)

So

doppo and hifumi threesome with a Fem reader

like

a rlly hot one

yes

that's all

🪼

Hifudo x fem! s/o

SO MANY requests about this couple.. In this one I write Hifumi as a host, in a more dominating way. I also received one pretty long asks about these two but with a deeper story where Hifumi can be seen without his jacket, so Idk if I should write another one now.. Let me know, y'all!!

Femreader, fingering (receiving), double penetration, rough sex, crempie, praising, insulting (from Doppo's side in the very end);; 1749 words

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

;MINORS DNI;

"Kitten, are you alright? Your eyes are so mesmerizing in this smoke of pleasure.."

Such delightful whispers make you whimper, as your pussy clenches more around two fingers. It feels like you can fall unconscious from such intense attention from both sides at once, yet Hifumi keeps soothing you down with light strokes on your body, free hand tickling your hips and stroke trembling tummy. Light kisses from him on your lips titillate and melt your nerves at the same time. You were sure that a man with such a double life is actually pretty inexperienced in bed, yet he knows very well how to prepare your hole for the main act.

When behind you, busy with stretching your ass, was sitting Doppo, and due to his heavy breath on your neck, he was no less, even if not even more, excited than you are. More sloppy movements as he pushes your tight walls, another arms gropes your breast, squeezing a sensitive nipple. His whole body was so hot, you can feel with your spine how fast his chest rises and falls. Hiding his face in the corner of your neck and shoulder, he keeps leaving messy bites and hickeys here, too impatient for something more.

"S/o.. You squeeze me so much it's almost painful.." - he mumbled with a light head, and you felt a sudden pressure on your back - his dick got so hard and was rubbing against you, waiting to take finger's place. "Mm.. I want to feel you more.."

"Hoho, my dear Doppo, it seems that you're a little impatient.." - the only one with a strong voice and good self-control, Hifumi chuckles, enjoying both your and his friend's blushing faces. - "We need to make sure our princess is well prepared, before we can lead her in this dizzying sin, okay..?"

His eyes shine almost like gold as he leans closer, whispering in your left ear, as your right one is tickled with Doppo's whines.

"I'll make sure that you cum good on my fingers to begin with, and then.. I hope you're ready for more than two or three rounds?"

Your both holes clench from this overwhelming hot breath from two sides, and these words.. This charming host just knows when to add more speed or say something to make you squeak. And right now, when he notices how quickly your body redacted, he pushes his fingers even deeper, thumb on your clit, moving in circular motion just at the perfect pace that makes you squeeze your legs together.

"H..hifumi, i.. I'm close.."

"I know.. But let me see this, okay?" - his other face drops to your left thigh when Doppo grabs the right one, also not pleasant with the way you shrink. They both spread your legs apart, and Hifumi smirks, not even trying to hide how much he enjoys this view. Absolutely wet fingers get in and out of your dripping hole, with every thrust your knees shake more and more..

Messy glides of two fingers in your ass synced in one speed with Hifumi's one, and that brings you to the edge even more. Your loud moans shouted above Doppo's whines as you froze for a moment, and then shuddered violently, cumming in a soft hand that kept pleasing your insides.

"That's it.. Good, good.." - soft voice coo, pulling you back from euphoria. Slowly pulling away, Hifumi keeps stroking your body, soothing down your trembling. - "Now, Doppo, lay down.. And s/o, you too.."

Without even a second, the poor man obeys, falling on the mattress and gasping when your hot back leaned to his chest again, getting his dick caught in the small space between your bodies. Pressure of your smooth skin on his throbbing glans makes him whimper and Doppo starts humping against you impatiently.

"S/o.. S/o, please.." - wet tongue on your neck as he can't help but beg, too aroused to even think straight. - "Let's just start already, oh my god.."

"Sh.. we need to prolong our pleasure.." - Hifumi chuckles, leaning over you two and slowly spreading your legs apart. - "Also.. We need to lubricate you a little, okay? So it wouldn't be painful.."

With these words he lifts your hips and grasps the trembling cock of his friend, pressing it against your pussy. Doppo whines along with you, grasping your shoulder, as the tip of his dick rubs against your clit, and his whole length soaking in juices from your wet folds. The mix of your warmth and small teasing strokes from Hifumi almost sends him to heaven, and he gasps so disappointed when he suddenly gets pulled away from such attention.

"That's enough, I think.." - with his casual charming laugh of the host, Hifumi looks at his friend. - "Don't forget, Doppo, you would have fun with another part of this celestial body today.."

His own dick was also trembling, exuding small drops of precum, and now both glans press against your holes, slowly stretching two clenching entrances.

Hifumi leaned closer with hands on your hips, kissing your cheek, Doppo clinging to your body, leaving a messy lick behind your ear, and they finally thrust in one moment, pushing their cocks fully inside you. The world turned dark blue as you choked on air, digging your nails in Hifumi's shoulders. Two fulfilling pulsations in your body at once send your brain reeling, and for a moment you forget how to breathe, all your senses concentrated on burning stretching feelings.

"Shh.. You're such a good girl, s/o. Taking us so well.."

"Ahh.. S/o, fuck, s/o.. It's.. s-so good.."

It was hard to concentrate on both voices at the same time, but thoughts about getting pampered like that by two men were stroking your ego, lighting a fire in the pit of your stomach and sending new waves in your core.

And if they both start so slow, now your pussy was blessed with some gentle, sensitive thrusts, while your ass was practically abused with some impatient aggression. Throbbing dick swell inside your tight wall, and Doppo lose almost all his control, leaving scratches on your waist and just crying about how fucking good your body feels. Foreplay was already enough for this poor man to forget about anything, and now it seems he's almost on edge now, too weak to handle such pleasing pressure.

Yet in this moment Hifumi gets closer, pressing his body to yours, bringing burn inside you on another level. His lips brush against yours, before he leans to Doppo too, soothing him with the same soft kiss.

"Shh, my lovebirds.. Don't rush.." - soft coo, as he looks at two blushing, drowning in pleasure faces in front of him. In such pompous mode, it was such a delight for Hifumi, to see how good he leads you both, making you experience things you never would enjoy with anyone else as good as with him.

"H.. Hifumi, s/o.. I can't, I'm sorry.. I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum.." - even in bed this habit of mumbling under his nose didn't leave Doppo, as he pressed his lips to your neck, tickling skin with hot whisper. - "I'm so so sorry, s/o, I'm gonna cum.."

With a small sigh, Hifumi touches your hips in a more firm grasp, also speeding up. His lips return to his, and you moan from a surprisingly deep, messy kiss as his tongue pushes inside your mouth. Together with sudden fast speed it quickly pushes you to the edge too, and you both start to catch up with Doppo, wishing to cum all together.

"Please.. Doppo, Hifumi.. Cum inside me.." - you whisper as soon as he pulls away, just to ask for this sinful thing you were craving for so long. Even before you all get so intimate, dreams about being filled with their sperm lewding you again and again every time you go to sleep, and the fact that finally your wish would be fulfilled along with your holes pretty soon, makes your pussy throb and ass clench more.

"Of course, dear.. L-let me make you mine through such a dirty primal act.." - Hifumi groans, also slowly losing his ability to give some charming speech, instead whimpering and moaning with you two. All thought fades away from his mind as the only thing he can think about is your sticky insides that squeeze his dick so good, practically sucking him deeper and deeper.

Yet even if he tries there's no way he would able to fuck you in the same speed as Doppo, as now this poor man, after holding his urge to cum for too long, snatch and get in his berserk mode. Grasping your waist and ribs so harsh that you almost choke, he starts pounding in wild pace, making your asshole burn from quick friction. And the way your voice immediately gets weaker just makes him go even more feral, as he almost beats new squeaks and whines out of you.

"Your whole body just begs to be used like this, huh? Of course I will cum only in your fucking needy ass, now, bitch.." - absolutely not watching his mouth, Doppo tickles your bosom with such insults. Watching him get so violent was refreshing, and you tense, ready to take their shoots inside you.

Your holes clench almost painfully tight as a strong wave hits your whole body. Never in your life have you felt a deeper, stinging orgasm that didn't leave you for almost a minute as you kept trembling between two hot bodies. Both men groan from your sudden tightness, releasing their need at the same time.

"Fuck.. Like this, take it all now.."

"There, s/o.. feel me even more now, princess.."

They keep moving for a little bit more, helping you ride your wave and spreading hot liquid on your pulsing walls. Only after you and Doppo collapse, gasping loudly and trying to catch your breaths, Hifumi pulls away, eyes quickly drops to your pussy with his dripping sperm on your folds, and then in your asshole, also filled so good..

"Ah, my darlings.. Maybe I can provide you with some cold water? Let me bring some towels as well." - with a smirk, he leans back again just to place two soft kisses on you and Doppo's forehead. - "Relax a little, before we continue and don't think this is the end or even the middle.. I will make sure you receive as much please tonight as possible, my angels.."

#hypmic x reader #hypmic imagines #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypmic smut #doppo kannonzaka x reader #hypmic doppo #doppo x reader #hypnosis mic doppo #doppo kannonzaka #doppo Kannonzaka smut #hifumi smut #hypnosis mic hifumi #hypmic hifumi #hifumi x reader #hifumi izanami #hifumi Izanami x reader #doppo x hifumi #hifudo x reader

[dinoburger]

God I like to think that Engie has his own horrible anecdotes about working with machines "That poor son of a gun tried to stuff his hand into my dispenser while I was giving it an upgrade, damn near dragged his whole arm in when it got caught in the mechanism. Nothin' but red mush below the elbow."

Medic of course thinks it's hilarious, and the more gruesome these stories are the funnier. "Hoho, I wish I had been there to see it! That dummkopf!"

Of course this only spurs Dell on more as he follows up with "The thing was still spittin' up fingers for hours after!" grinning ear to ear, much to the horror of their teammates

#tf2 #misc. tf musings

[skyeslittlecorner]

So like i suddenly have this random thought- like Michelleel x gabriel.

Idk why i just somehow wanna see a scenario or hc of them?? Its so weird like i dont even know it crossed my mind lol(Gabriel was the bottom too like wth???)

Can I request a scenari- actually i think head canon will be much more fitted for these two. Sfw & nsfw(if its even available for imagination.)

If your not comfortable with it its fine, it was just a random thought lol. But do tell us how you feel about these two randomly hoho

My first reaction to Michi was like "Who put Olivine in WHB?" Although Olivine would have a lot of fun here. It's hard to say anything about him and Gabriel because we don't really know anything about them, but I see potential. For now, I'm pretty neutral about Gabriel, and I'm curious about Michi.

From what I've seen, Principalities are very low-ranking angels.

Or at least that's what wikipedia says and that's consistent with what I know.

We all know how the Seraphs treat even the Cherubs who are right below them, so there must be something special about Michi if Gabe not only didn't send him to his death, but actually trusts him.

At this point, the only thing we know about Michi is his card, so all of this are huge assumptions and a lot of imagination

SFW headcanons:

Their relationship would be quite tricky. Gabriel neither likes nor dislikes Michi (or at least that's what he says), but considers him a smart and useful angel who knows his job. Michi doesn't ask questions, doesn't question orders, and is best used for putting things in order. At the same time, he is not a pushover and can be clever on his own initiatives. That's how he kept his head and earned trust. Not because he is strong, but because he stands out and is irreplaceable.

I don't see our big three working at their desks, I guess they just give orders and little ants have to implement them somehow

In short, all the bureaucracy falls on this poor guy while Gabriel is busy simping praying

Michi behaves perfectly around Gabriel. He likes to live, after all. He looks at him with adoration and is proud that despite his rank, Gabriel paid attention to him. At first, Seraph's attention scared him, but over time, only his brothers scare him

But since he is a lower-ranking angel, he is much closer to the reasoning of humans than Seraphs. Maybe it would be possible to convert him, just like Leamas. Of course, after eliminating all the propaganda that Gabriel put into his head

NSFW headcannons:

It's hard to say anything about it, because the whole heaven could have one big orgy to let out some frustration. The only thing that I can think of is that probably not all angels have chastity cages, considering what is heavily implied to have happened during Levi's childhood… When we saw Leamas' life with Nina there was no mention of the cage either.

Of course, there can be many explanations. My own little headcanon is that some angels do get rid of these bonds. If Michi tried to get rid of his and got caught… Although there is also a problem here, that it is Gabriel who is the most faithful and all. It would be easier to involve Michael or Raphael. Although, who knows…

So I don't see it happening yet, but I'm open to it in the future.

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb!cxc #character x character #whb michelleel #whb gabriel

[ruinsofxerxes]

Sometimes I wonder how much would be different if Hoho kept up at least semi regular correspondence with his family after he left...

BRUH I think this would have changed EVERYTHING. So, in 03, the boys sent out letters everywhere they could to reach Hohenheim when/after Trisha died. So, assuming they would have done this in all versions, and they had been able to get ahold of him if he kept in regular touch, they most likely never would have committed the naughty taboo. If that never happened, well, no automail, no armor, ed can tell the military to fuck off, they live happily ever after in Resembool with lots of sheep and stew.

EXCEPT. If we're talking manga/brohood, Father's plan is still in motion. So this leads to the question, would Hohenheim continue his reverse transmutation and just continue to check in with the boys sometimes? Or would he have Ed and Al join him on his cross-country adventure?? (I need a fic of that lol). THEN on the promised day, Hohenheim would still be a sacrifice. Would Ed and Al? Would they have been forced to commit human transmutation like Roy? Would they have been chosen because of their proximity to Hoho? Or would the homunculi have found some other poor saps? Also, would Hohenheim have gone to central when he knew the promised day was coming in order to face father? Because now I'm just having this image in my head of Hoho, Ed and Al having a nice meal together at home in Resembool when the giant eye opens up on their floor and swallows Hoho whole and ed and al are like what the fuuuuuckkk!!!!!!

#a very interesting thought!! #it's been much too long since i've ranted about fma this was fun lol #ask #anonymous

[zbsinbloom]

ZB1 as types of simmers

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Pairing(s): none

Genre: crack

Word Count: 1.5k

Trigger warnings: in-game violence, death, a Murphy bed-related incident, Gyuvin's is a little unhinged but then aren't we all?

Tagged: @taerrrrrae @i05wook

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🤯 Jiwoong

too many saves

He tries to commit to just one household

Spends hours perfecting their personalities and outfits and tells himself he's going to play with then until the end :D

He's got some cute ideas for when his sims are elders and have grandkids

Tries to level up their skills and careers and gives them the perfect house he got from the gallery

And then he's on week 4, his sims got married, they've had a baby and he's… bored?

So he creates a new save for a new family who are totally different and he tells himself this is the save to end all saves

Before he knows it, he's 40 save files down and he hasn't a clue what was going on in a single one of them

But he'll definitely go back and play them all, he swears!

📖 Zhang Hao

the storyteller

Hoho you thought this would be Matthew? No, this man LIVES for the drama I'm telling you

He creates an elaborate storyline for each and every sim he creates

Sometimes he surprises even himself with the plots he creates sometimes

His sims were happily married and living life and then one day he was like "guess what? This one is gonna have an affair with a married sim"

Love affair child incoming?? When he realises he's like "Wait this is perfect this is like a drama"

The type to do challenges like rich to poor or poor to rich because there's so much character development possibilities there

Is he going to make his sims suffer? Yes. Could their lives be a kdrama spanning 12 seasons? Also yes

At this point he could be a streamer, and he'd be pretty successful too because his streams would take the wildest turns

🔨 Hanbin

building whiz

He probably has all the packs (or most of them, minus maybe a couple kits he doesn't care for) and maybe some cc but not much

Probably has a YouTube and/or insta account where he posts screenshots and videos of his builds and they're always out of this world

How does he come up with all of these designs like.. who thought of using platforms like that??

Watches a lot of build hacks by other simmers and always makes sure to mention them if he uses their ideas

Bless Hanbin and his never-ending patience. No offence but nobody else wants to sit there for 3 hours placing debug pebbles to make them look pretty

The premade houses make him shake his head because the exterior deserves so much better!! So he renovates the inside to make it prettier

Will collaborate with Gunwook where Hanbin builds the shell and landscapes and Gunwook does the decorating

There's no type of build he won't try, he wants to always try new styles and techniques, and sometimes goes back to improve his own builds?? Even though they're already stunning

🕵️‍♂️ Matthew

lore obsessive

Doesn't care about his own sims, he's just trying to solve mysteries out here

His sims only read all the books that reference sims lore of past and present wishes he could read it too and goes feral if there's a popup with a piece of lore

What really happened to Bella Goth? Did she die? Was she kidnapped by aliens? Did she run off with a secret lover? Is she trapped in an alternate dimension?? Is.. is he Bella Goth?

How exactly did the mother plant come alive? He just has to know.. surely it was created by someone and he's gonna plant bugs on everyone to try and get the inside info me-core

What about Lady Mimsy and Bernard? Was the fire an accident or on purpose? He has at least 73 theories on what happened that night

The type to annoy all his friends by debating sims lore as if it's a real-life unsolved mystery

You better believe he also eats up the werewolf lore, he will collect books and treasures just so he can find out what's up with Greg

How does he even sleep at night? (Spoiler: he doesn't)

🙋‍♂️ Taerae

the self-insert

Makes himself in nearly every save (sometimes he makes himself buff or have a bigger butt or something but it’s always Tae)

Sometimes he makes his skills match his, and other times he’s like “might make myself a rocket scientist 🤷”

If he has a crush, then he’ll make them as well, taking his time to make their sim perfect

Literally cries if the game says they have anything less than ‘amazing’ compatibility because.. They’re literally made for each other, how could this happen to him??

Makes them ultimate relationship goals because he’s living vicariously through this sims game right now

Will quit and reload his game if something goes wrong, like if they reject his hug or they flirt with someone else. Yes, he’s just that petty

And if things don’t go well with his crush irl then uhhhh breakup?? Or maybe he’d delete the sim and make himself a new crush lmao me-core p.2

Makes his sim adopt about 5 puppies and it will make his day more than any relationship could ever (will talk to them as if they’re real, too)

🃏Ricky

the wildcard

He's not trying to make his sims' lives a living hell, he really isn't

They have the perfect lives and things are going great, nothing could go wrong.. right?

Next thing he knows, his sim is proposing and they get hit by a meteor or something - time to reload!

His sim goes out on a bachelor party, dancing away and having drinks, all the usual jazz

When his sim hears a joke and dies laughing :D ... what

Or they randomly get bitten by a vampire and burn to a crisp because there's suddenly a heatwave in winter????

Buys a Murphy bed to save some space. His sim is about to go to bed after an exciting day and WHAM! It crushes him to death. On the first night

Honestly the best thing for him right now is to switch his pc off and lay down in bed

🗡 Gyuvin

the CallMeKevin (iykyk)

He's all up in EVERYONE'S business. Everyone.

Probably blackmails all the other sims for fun (or simoleons) let's face it, it's both though

Is enemies with most of the townies because he just decided to smack a bitch for no reason

He finds a sim with ugly fashion sense? He sets their house on fire. Get better sense next time smh

Someone flirts with his lover/spouse/crush? Cue a cute ladderless swimming party 🥳

Flirts with married sims and breaks up their relationships because he was bored 💅

Oh? A sim didn't like his joke about llamas? He's gonna build them a lovely little maze for them to run around until they meet grim <3

If he likes them a little, though, he might put them to work in the basement crafting for money. Might.

🛍 Gunwook

CC collector

I’m honestly surprised at how his pc hasn’t set itself on fire by now with all of the cc he’s downloaded

Has to constantly delete his pictures and sometimes other games to make space for his cc obsession

He’s got everything, from hair and eye colour swatches to cushions for his sims’ sofas

If he’s decorating a house or making a sim and it’s not perfect then he’s hunting down the perfect cc to add to his collection

But let’s face it… his games are always perfect. He has the kind of houses and sims that make players like me cry because we could never

Somehow he remembers the names of every piece of cc he uses??? Like someone asks him where he got something from and he’s like “oh yeah it’s (set name) by (creator), I’ll send you the link right now”

The thing that breaks his heart the most is when there’s an update and it breaks his cc because now he has to get rid of it, but most of the time he can just redownload so that mends his little heart

Wants to learn how to make his own cc so he can make new swatches because that shade of yellow is slightly too bright for his sims’ house

👑 Yujin

Mod fanatic

He used to play the game just as it was, but then he was watching others play and saw them using fun mods

First downloaded a simple mod, like one that adds a few new hobbies for his sims

This honestly changes his life, his games will never be the same ever again

And that's how his mod collection begins, with just one small mod, and then whenever he's feeling spicy, he adds another

He gets bored with stuff like the jobs quite quick because he's tried it all, so he finds mods to give his sims more careers

And then when he's tried all of them, he'll add more (sometimes he's not that keen on a mod and deletes it, but not very often)

His favourite by far, though, is the royalty mod because he can make himself king (as he should) and rule over his peasants

Hanbin catches Yujin making him as a peasant whenever he's upset with him, like he refused to buy him ice cream or something… yeah he just closes the door and leaves him be

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[inspiredwriter]

*otra noche en la pizeria*

Leonardo :*sale del necesario* chicos ya están listo los preparativos de la fiesta ☺️😁🎉🎊🎈

Donatello :*pone la serpentinas en las paredes* Sí hermano ya terminé de colocar todas las serpentinas y los globos 😊😃👍🎊🎈

Rafael :*sale de pirate's cove* ya hice los regalos para los niños mi capitán 😄😉🎁🏴‍☠️

Leonardo : muy bien en dónde está Mikey con los bocadillos😕🤨🧁🍕

Miguel Angel :*sale de la cocina* aquí estoy Amigo ya preparé los pastelitos 😀☺️🧁*pone los pastelitos en la mesa*la pizza estará lista en un minuto Anastasia lo traerá por mí😁😏🍕💕💗

Leonardo :*mira por la ventana*Eso es bueno ya falta poco que Stefany traiga a Leidy y a Yoshi en la pizeria 😃☺️👧🧑✨

Rafael : ya lo sabemos Leo sabemos que ellos no cumplen años 🤨🤔🎂

Leonardo :*se sonroja* lo sé es que será una fiesta en bienvenida a nuestros nuevos hijos😄😊👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 porque estoy sorprendido que seré padre☺️😙💖💕

Donatello :*toca a Leo del onbro* tranquilo Leo sé que estás emocionado de verlos nos dijiste que Stefany llevo a los niños al orfanato para recibir el papeleo de adopción 😃😉🏫📝 y seguro que lo van a traer en la noche😊😄🌃

Miguel Angel : claro hermano ya van a traernos en la pizzería y estará muy felices de ver a su papá Leo 😁😏👨‍👧‍👦✨

Anastasia :*sale de la cocina* chicos la pizza está lista para la fiesta de bienvenida 😄🙂🍕🎊🎉🎈*pone la pizza en la mesa* mi príncipe podemos hacer otra fiesta Cuando podemos tener nuestros propios hijos🥺🥰👧🧑

Miguel Angel :*se acerca a Anastasia y la abraza*claro mi princesa hermosa haremos otra fiesta Cuando adoptes a tres niños Sería lindo🤗😏👧🧑🧑🎊💞❣️💗

Rafael :*mira por la ventana* Mi capitán Stefany ya viene con los niños 🙂😉👩‍👧‍👦 iré a traer los regalos😁☺️🏃‍♂️🎁*en su ve a pirate's cove*

Leonardo : En serio estoy emocionado de ver a mis nuevos hijos otra vez 😃🤩✨(pensamientos💭) Espero que mis hijos les gustarán los peluches qué les hice🤔☺️🧸🎁*sube el escenario y Saca los peluches*Anastasia, rápido apaga las luces es una sorpresa😊🤫💡

Anastasia : entendido Leonardo Fazber 😁😉*apaga las luces de la pizzería*

Stefany, Leidy y Yoshi :*entra la pizzería tomando de la mano*

Stefany : muy bien mis adorable bebes ya volvimos a la pizzería para que su padre los vea ☺️🥰(pensamientos💭) Supongo que ya terminaron hacer la fiesta de bienvenida que apagado las luces para una sorpresa 😏🤭🎊🎈

Yoshi : Sí, mami estoy tan feliz de ver a mi papá 😃😊✨

Leidy : qué extraño mamá😕😟 ¿por qué las luces están todas apagadas solo veo oscuridad? 🤨💡

@inspiredwriter

Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo: Surprise!😄😏😄😁🎉🍕🎂🎊

Donatello: Haha, kids, do you like our gift?😄😉🎉🎂🍕🎀🎊

Leidy: *Hugs Stefany* Wow, mommy, they threw a party in honor of us😯🤩💗💕

Yoshi: I've never seen so many sweets in one place in my life~😳🤩🧁🍰🍧🥧

Leonardo: Huh, we're glad you liked it, little guys😁😏💕 Maybe you want to try Uncle Mikey's cupcakes🤗🧁

Michelangelo: Yeah, and I also have pizza!😄😊🍕

*After some time. Everyone sits at the table and eats*

Yoshi: *Eats pizza quickly*

Michelangelo: Hoho, Yoshie, you don't have to be in such a hurry, no one will take your pizza away😄😕🍕

Leidy: *Whispers Mikey in Mikey's ear* Uncle Mikey, this is a common habit of Yoshi and I, it appeared due to the fact that at the shelter we were poorly fed and they took away everything that we did not have time to eat in the appointed time...🤫😞🍞🥛

Michelangelo: Ooh, poor babies, but I know that bad memories can distract you!🥺😁 I can tell you fortunes using coffee grounds!😉☕✨

Raphael: *Eats pizza* Mikey, are you serious?🤨🙄🍕

@swagtreecrown