#poor coworker

[chiliger]

The meta implications in this one are wild.

#chiligerart #comic #loathsome coworkers #cc 2224 #darth vader #star wars #where the datapad go? even I can’t answer that #I thought of this one two days ago and was excited to make it #poor 2224 he wouldn’t relax even if he’s given an all expense paid trip to a spa

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Bruce: I'll give you 20$ to stay longer.

Jason: How long?

Bruce: Just a few hours.

Jason:

Jason: Deal.

Damian: I'll give you 40$ to leave RIGHT now.

#MY BOSS BRIBED ME TO STAY LONGER AND I TOOK IT CAUSE I'M FUCKIN POOR 😭 #THEN MY COWORKER TRIED TO BRIBE ME TO LEAVE 😂 #source: me #dc #jason todd #red hood #dc characters #jason peter todd #the red hood #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect bruce wayne #incorrect jason todd #incorrect damian wayne #Damian Wayne #Robin #Bruce Wayne #Batman #incorrect Red Hood #incorrect Robin #incorrect batman #DC Bruce Wayne #DC Jason Todd #DC Damian Wayne #DC Robin #DC Batman #DC Red Hood #batdad #jaybird

[grimeye-j]

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd memes #bsd ranpo #My poor boy is not very athletic #Especially when compared to his coworkers

[loveyourownsmiilee]

I just had my 65 year old coworker, who’s never seen an episode of 911, watch the entire 6.13 episode for science and here are some of her thoughts.

Oh do they always show episodes with the couples doing things together? I thought this was a show about cops. It’s firefighters?

So the show has two gay couples? That’s nice considering so many shows don’t even want to show one gay couple.

It’s nice that the blond dad is playing up the idea of having super powers to make his son happy. Also they did such a great job casting the boy. He looks exactly like him.

What do you mean he’s biologically the other ones kid? Hm are you sure? Wow ok.

It’s nice to see two very big men being so soft with each other.

The moms on the other hand are dealing with a lot. Wow their son is sneaking off for months?

I LOVE POKER! AND I LOVE HOT MEN PLAYING POKER!!!

So he didn’t tell his husband he was taking him to play poker? They’re dressed very nice.

He looks like he wants to eat his husband in front of everyone else. Why is no one talking about it?

I know lust, I love sex. I’ve had a very active sex like for over 40 years and that is pure lust. He wants him.

I’m expecting him to rip his jacket off and wow why is this so sexy? You told me this was a show about 911. Someone call 911 now that is HOT.

So they still have different last names? I thought they were married?

Oh the brunette is so whipped for the blond. I love blue eyes so I don’t blame him. They probably had a hot night afterwards.

Are you sure the blond isn’t the kids dad? He’s baking him cookies!! They look so alike come on now.

They’re such an adorable family. Ok I need to watch this show and see how they get married.

Do I tell her they’re not together or what?!? If she thinks this, then I’m positive the ga also thought that too when watching the last episode.

#buddie #911 spoilers #I’m back with another new coworker update #poor woman thinks they’re together #coworker Alice #DO I TELL HER?!? 😂

[skullndaisy]

Ugh, y'know what? Fuck you.

These two have the same personality.

#miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #miguel spiderverse #miguel spiderman #miguel x reader #miguel ohara #spiderman 2099 spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #benson #benson regular show #regular show #at the very least Benson from the first few seasons. #yall keep making this poor spider evil when all he is is just Some Guy™ #IF YOU STOP ANOTHER CANON EVENT YOURE FIRED #i think the only difference is that Miguel actually fired Gwen lmfao #he keeps to his word #benson just likes his coworkers too much to fire em even if they are incredibly incompitent lololol #spiderman #lmfao actually now I really like the idea of Miguel being a disgruntled park manager

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #37

danny has been wandering around this new universe for a while now trying to figure out where the corrupted ectoplasm smell was coming from. It’s really a nice place, and when you take in all the frequent rogue attacks, it’s just like home.

he’s really just confused as to why the protectors of this world keep giving him snacks when they run into each other. i mean, free food is free food and danny’s not going to question it since he’s long since figured out he can’t be poisoned, it’s not really a problem either way. it would just be nice if they would stop babying the centuries old king just because he looks like a child.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #the justice league just want to help the poor lost child with cosmic responsibilities #unfortunately danny has forgotten to mention that he is in fact not a child #the jl is in full parent mode and he has no idea why #he just wants to get rid of the evil necromancy spas in peace #at least he’s getting free food out of it #constantine gonna flip his lid when he finally gets around to checking in #his coworkers are trying to adopt an eldritch god #why can’t any of them be responsible for once #danny could fold any of them like a lawn chair and he’s still getting treated like he’s made of glass #even better if the jl decides to try and train the child for hero work with his strong meta abilities #too bad he’s already got centuries on them #sucks to suck jl #lmao

[amoneki-ramblings]

In the Amon stays in CCG AU Shironeki will get jealous with Haise because Haise gets to talk/work/eat with Amon and he doesn't??? 😭😭 Guy be sitting in a chair chanting "it should have been me"

WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY?? I also spent way too much time on this um?? Enjoy

#tokyo ghoul #tg #tg:re #haise sasaki #kaneki ken #amon koutarou #amoneki #amonsasa #amoneki doodles #i'm allergic to coloring can you tell #god poor haise lmao #haise not only has to deal with jealous ccg coworkers (points at ishida's amon valentines day arts) #but he has to deal with this salty little Creature in his head #he stares at him from across the room whenever theyre doing stuff together its the Worst #kaneki's relieved out of his mind that amon is alive but does it really have to be like This #let it be known that if you send an ask there is a Decent Chance i will spend way too long doing a response doodle (instead of my homework) #i both love these two and hate math and i was enabled by an ask so this is the result #amonsasa CCG AU

[chronicsheepdrawing]

Mind Control.

#The Stanley Parable #tsp #The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe #Stanley tsp #The Narrator tsp #Employee 432 #Employee 427 #Employee 436 #Drinky Bird Narrator #Poor guy was hated by their coworkers and then just wiped from existence

[lunarneo]

you don’t say?

#my coworker didn't MEAN to make me feel bad #but plEASE consider not saying this kind of stuff to someone <:) this applies to disabilities or physical differences too #cuz for all you know they feel the same and now have to coddle you about it when they are struggling themselves! #I had to turn my hurt feelings into a joke to move this conversation along >.< #web comic #comic #digital comic #furry comic #Furry Art #anthrofurry #furry #Neo #Poor Neo #trans artist #autistic artist #autistic creator

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Arsonist neil pls? I’m so excited for them to meet in person!

WIP Wednesday (3/27) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 119)

Andrew is running the tiniest bit late. He’d spent a long time trying to get his hair to sit properly. Yes, he knows this isn’t actually a date. But it’s as close to one as he’s had in years. So he wanted to look decent. Unfortunately, that meant spending more time than he realized in front of the mirror. And in his closet.

He finally decided on black jeans and, surprise, a dark gray shirt. He knows the jeans look good on him, but the shirt is one he hasn’t worn out before. He’s regretting that about now, with the tag digging into the back of his neck. He should’ve cut it out. 

Well, it’s far too late for that now that he’s here. Andrew pulls his car into the parking lot on two wheels, kills the engine, and double checks himself in the rear view mirror.

He still looks fine. (And it’s not a date.)

But, in the event of this thing going well, he looked up which movies were playing across the street. Even picked a couple possibilities to mention if 10 seemed up for it. One is about an underdog sports team and the other about some sort of mafia thing. They both sound equally terrible, but also better than the two horror movie options. And Andrew didn't bother to look at the kids' movies.

Why is he still sitting here thinking about movies? Andrew shakes his head and gets out of his car and starts inside. 

#andrew can't wait either. his poor gay ass is Nervous. (he will never admit this in one hundred years.) #it's not a date. but it's Something! andrew doesn't have friends either you know. just coworkers really. #andreil #aftg #WIP Wednesday #Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew #🕊️ #answered #anon

[stellanix]

what if neuvillette and furina familial dynamic, but furina is the one in the big sibling role instead of neuvillette

like, neuvillette may be the expert when it comes to legal proceedings, but outside the courtroom he's full of uncertainty - when he was lost and confused and struggling to understand himself, furina was the one who gave him guidance by encouraging him to get to know humanity

and then there's the way the members of the theater troupe in furina's story quest compared her to their former director, who they saw as an older sister figure, and how in the event furina took charge as the director and was the one guiding the cast and crew. she just seems to fit into such a role pretty nicely

i like this vibe it's neat

#genshin impact #neuvillette #furina #tbh the way some people interpret their relationship post-archon quest rubs me the wrong way #especially considering the gender dynamics #“the poor depressed traumatized girl needs a big strong man to take care of her” #when her whole story quest was about her reclaiming her agency and figuring out what she wants to do #and furina is just generally a strong-willed and capable person who does what she wants #anyway i personally interpret neuvillette and furina as having a found family vibe tinged with a good amount of ex-coworker awkwardness :3

[baiboop]

you know i’m sure after thousands of years in the cage, not being perceived by any other beings (except for lucifer, which neither of them gave the time of day) adam forgets that on earth you’re constantly under the scrutiny of other humans.

i mean all that time? a guy just forgets what being judged is like, can you blame him?

adam hardly ever even considered that most of his and michael’s conversations are in a mental plane not a physical one. other people just can’t see the two of them, so he ends up looking like a crazy person most the time.

like for reference: adams chilling in the bunker with sam and dean and just goes completely blank and unresponsive for hours- aside from the occasional giggle, light hand twitch or facial expression- and other times he’s fully conversing out loud to an invisible second party(michael).

sam and dean definitely prefer his one sided conversations, because he will still acknowledge them both when they speak to him, when he’s unresponsive they absolutely cannot get him to snap out of it.

in fact 9 out of 10 times when adam ‘wakes up’ he’s got sharpie on his face, popcorn all over him, and his shoes are missing?

now the thing is, michael absolutely can physically manifest himself, he just doesn’t want to. adams asked him to show himself to others on a couple specific occasions- one was after the entire line of people behind him at the grocery store (including the cashier) heard him have a one sided argument about buying beets. he hadn’t realized his mistake until the cashier asked if he was doing okay. another was initially when they started staying at the bunker and dean had apologized again to adam for leaving him there, but added onto his apology was a comment about how “adams mind clearly broke down there because the way he talks to himself is concerning.” to which adam told him that he was just talking to michael. but even so, michael will still rarely show himself to anyone but adam.

adam learned to accept it and doesn’t really care about the states he’s receives anymore, but that doesn’t mean that stangers, cas, jack and winchesters aren’t still seriously worried for his mental well being..

#thought about this at work while talking out loud to myself #and then my coworker staring at me #and then me saying sorry😅 #i was like now THIS is an adam moment #poor adam he just has a boyfriend in his head #how do they not understand it’s soooo obvious #supernatural #spn #adam milligan #midam #midam is canon asf #michael spn #i love midam #lol #midam posting #lilly’s midam scribbles

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Pick a blorbo vibe!

In the Forsaken AU, Zelda and Gerudo Link are conspiring how to get Mystery Link to reappear after vanishing in the Lost Woods (Zel: Ok, so what we need is a damsel in distress--you'll do just nicely // Gan: I AM NOT PRETENDING TO BE A DAMSEL). They're whispering heatedly in Zelda's fancy royal tent (that Gerudo Link has to assemble for her) just outside the Lost Woods.

In Breath of the Sky, Cloud and Zel are slowly making their way over to the picnic that Princess and Champion set up for everyone. Champ is nervously eating all the food. Mipha is hovering in the distance hoping everything is ok. It's sunny and warm and pleasant outside, at least, despite all the drama.

In the Imprisoning War Era, Hemisi and Link snuck out of the castle while he's still sick because Link wants to spend time with Hemisi and she 100% plans to kidnap him to the desert (or at least to the Gerudo designated quarters so he can be taken care of until he gets better). Ganondorf is exasperated. Impa is too. Hemisi and Link look like drowned cats because it's pouring outside and they definitely were not crawling across the walls and roof of the castle haha nope!

In the Wild Spirit AU, Abel, Link, and Lyra are getting ready to fight Calamity Ganon. Abel hears his boy's voice again for hte first time, but there's a giant malice monster to deal with, worry about that later, Abel! The castle is dark and ominous and cold, it's starting to storm outside, it's time to get to business!

In a Hyrule fresh from the Calamity, Abel and Tilieth are starting to make plans for the next part of their journey. Abel definitely keeps waking Link up simply because he can, because he needs to after going to Blatchery Plain, and Til has to eventually get on his case about letting their poor son sleep. It's daybreak in Kakariko, it's time to hit the road again.

In Zora's Domain, a little four-year-old is about to explore the great world around him and his father will absolutely have a heart attack over it. But Link's ready to have an adventure!

In the Dad Squad, the dads are having an intense game of rummy and literally nobody can get the rules right. Abel's pretty sure Rusl's cheating, Rusl can't be cheating because Abel's playing it wrong, and Fierce just wings it while also wondering what the purpose of this entire ordeal is (this doesn't seem very conducive to strategy building, but perhaps it's for little immature mortal minds and the adults just do it to keep up the skills they learned as boys).

In LU in Healthcare, Sky's napping and therefore misses Wind frantically texting him about Warriors, but the rain is so gentle on the roof, the forest is quiet, and he's exhausted. Time, however, gets the messages before going into surgery, and soon it'll be time to pick up the pieces.

#random rambles #y'all I tried to play rummy with coworkers recently #and I could not remember how to play #it was tragic #anyway the forsaken au is once again making me laugh #HOW MANY AUS DO I HAVE AT THIS POINT THIS IS RIDICULOUS #anyway where would y'all want to chill/have an adventure? #I can't decide #but Zelda dragging Gerudo Link into chaos is making me laugh a lot #and Hemisi being an agent of chaos and Link 100% going along with it is also cracking me up #Ganondorf's gonna get an aneurysm #Fierce will never figure out how rummy works because Rusl and Abel keep teaching him different rules #breath of the sky my poor neglected beloved #I have no motivation for that story at the moment sigh #I have too many ideas my brain is scrambled #gonna probably play totk and see if ambience puts me in a better mood sigh

[demodraws0606]

RON NOT WANTING Q!BBH TO BE SEEN AS A BAD PERSON. HIM WANTING TO BE SEEN AS A BAD PERSON INSTEAD OF Q!BBH. I HATE THAT DEMON FUCK I HATE HIM SO MU-

#q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #bbh #badboyhalo #qsmp #qsmp ron #ron lemons #qsmp ron lemons #LOOK AT THE POOR COWORKER IT HAS TRAUMA NOW #YOU DIDNT DESERVE IT RON Q!BBH IS A BAD PERSON FOR THIS #im punching the wall so hard right now #HE THINKS HIS TORTURE WAS A PUNISHEMENT

[cthulhusstepmom]

Soap's Da had a saying, "There's two types of snake keepers, those that have been bitten and those that are lying bastards". And John "Soap" MacTavish is many things but a liar isn't one of them... Unless you count making any and every possible excuse to avoid letting Ghost into his room. But does that really count?

A liar he is not but stupid he definitely may be. Intellectually he knows that Wee Man is getting big enough that he shouldn't be free handling him without a spotter, it'd been one of the first things his parents had drilled into his head before he was allowed to even think about getting out the bigger snakes. and intellectually of course he realizes that he probably ought to have a spotter for feeding time too. But Wee Man is so sweet and really he's not that big. So now he's here, with a 7 1/2 foot python latched onto his arm and the stupid fucking rat dangling from the stupid fucking tongs, thankfully it's a frozen thawed otherwise it'd be even more of a shit show.

He's next to certain the snake nicked a vein or something with the amount of blood starting to pool on his cement floor. Fuck.

His head is starting to get a wee bit fuzzy and the arm Wee Man has is well past pins and needles when he remembers what he needs to do, and realizes that he's just been standing there bleeding out like a clueless bawbag. He grabs the handle of Vodka he keeps for any number of emergencies and quickly splashes some over the snake's head, cursing none to quietly at the burn in his punctures. Wee Man drops his wrist like he's been burned, tearing back with as much of a confused expression as a snake can make. Soap tosses the rat into the python's cage and fumbles for a minute before he manages to work his arm free of the slackening coils, pushing Wee Man in after it. Slamming the door near hard enough to shatter it he's left standing in the tiny walkway he's left for himself: tongs in one hand, vodka in the other; blood dripping from his wrist, and a brain fuzzy enough to make into a down comforter.

The rational part of his brain would have him check into medical with a convenient fib, but blood loss does silly things to a man, like making him laugh at terrible jokes and flirt shamelessly with his stunning superior officer.

"Johnny?" Wide brown eyes peer down at him through a crooked balaclava.

So it really isn't much of a surprise when he finds himself swaying in front of Ghost's door, clutching his wrist as he leaves a trail of crimson splotches down the hallway. He's trying to wrap his brain around the concept of knocking when the door in front of him eases open.

"Allo Lt, lovely night we're having. Could ah ask ye a favor?"

#dun Dun DUN #CLIFFHANGER #so Wee Man really isnt that big and Soap is fine to free handke him still but a spotter for feeding is still important #its just that his parent were a little worried having bite sized Soap around the big snakes so they taught him to be overly cautious #look where that got them lol #Wee Man is still an angel hes just really stupid and he has poor depth perception #so yeah vodka does work on snakes if they're not letting go or if you cant get them off the old fashioned way #also handsanitizer #shoutout to my coworker for the inspiration #they had this exact scenario happen a couple of weeks ago with Wee Man's irl inspiration #except my coworker didnt have a strapping protective lieutenant to go to for help just us idiots #really reminds you of your place in the food chain- cleaning that much blood off a big old snake #course he was curled up jn my lap like a great big scaly cat so take that with a grain of salt #cod mw2 #fish person gaz #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #reptile person soap

[orcelito]

Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me

Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.

#speculation nation #polls #like ok my dad's an atheist raised by jewish parents so xmas has never really been a religious sort of holiday to me #we celebrate it bc it's fun to give gifts and spend time with family #but that's... it. #all the lore and mythos of xmas is just so weird to me #like baby jesus etc etc but now here comes saint nicholas with the steel chair! (breaking into your house to eat your cookies #and leave presents Only for the rich kids! why only the rich ones? uhmmm Dont worry about it!) #genuinely speaking my dad's worked at ups my whole life so growing up he'd say he (and the rest of his coworkers) were the real santas #said as a joke mostly bc theyre the ones Actually delivering the packages #but i took it to heart. told people at school that my dad was the Real santa. #no one believed me lol which i found quite frustrating. #but yeah i have never once in my entire life believed in Santa #and im content with that. it seems like such a stupid thing i will be honest. #'what about the magic of christmas' what about the poor kids who dont get gifts & feel abandoned by this all-powerful man? #in fact why do we Want kids to not think it's their parents giving gifts? they cant thank the right people if we trick them. #it's a convoluted setup that makes absolutely 0 sense to me #trust me christmas had more than enough 'magic' for me as a kid just bc of all the cool lights and all the free gifts #dont need some mythological man who can travel the globe in one night and is a professional in B&E #makes no sense for Real. #there was a time with my ex step siblings where me n my sister were told not to spoil the fun for them #so i had to pretend like santa existed as they opened presents marked from him #and even back then i was just thinking 'this is So Dumb' #this is an anti santa zone i guess. me and myself hate the popularized version of this strange strange belief system.