Tumgik
#poor jim
spirk-trek · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
Galactic Discourse Fanzine #3 | Carrie Rowles, 1980
82 notes · View notes
ellewritesandrants · 1 year
Text
Hopper: Are you sure about this, son?
Billy: I’m as sure as I can be, dad. Trust me.
Hopper: But Munson? What about Steve? You know, I like Steve. We like Steve. Steve doesn’t have a criminal record. Anyway, I thought you were dating Steve.
Billy: Oh, I am.
Hopper: Then, what’s this thing with Munson?
Billy: Oh, we’re both dating him.
987 notes · View notes
Text
I randomly remembered that they used Jim's organs and body parts to build Vision and I'm now disgusted :)
Tumblr media
Someone please tell me I'm wrong
13 notes · View notes
alix-xer · 10 months
Text
The tragedy of Romeo pt 2
(see part one link at the bottom)
Heads up if you don't like angsty stuff
Claire kissed his lips, he made no face this time
Inside him a spark ignited, because holy fuck claire actually kissed him
"thy lips are warm! Then, I'll be brief. Oh happy dagger! This is thy sheath" a 'dagger' makes it's way into claire's abdomen-
And a sword slices Jim's heart, the spark snuffs out.
The kiss wasn't for him this time, it was for Romeo
"there rest, and let me die" claire 'dies', eli spoke his line and the curtains drew
The applause was the same, the people were the same, but claire never even spoke to him after
No jokes about dying this time, no holding hands. Just a sickening silence as they rose to their feet
Just two hours earlier Bular was felled by his hands, and somehow this felt worse than killing the brute
Because he tried to get claire to like him, and she just didn't this time
And now the grief lay heavy on his breast, the arrow that had stricken him blind had missed his dear claire
And if claire doesn't like him, he shall do as she bides and forget her
But who shall teach him how to forget a fair woman such as this one?
@theslayerbrother I made a part two, like part one please criticise it if it needs it
Also if anyone wants a part three or something similar just ask me in a repost, ask box or private dms
Thank you for reading
14 notes · View notes
sir-adamus · 1 year
Text
when even the cosplayers are better at your job than you are now
Tumblr media
20 notes · View notes
sl-walker · 11 months
Link
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek: The Original Series Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James T. Kirk & Leonard "Bones" McCoy Characters: James T. Kirk, Leonard "Bones" McCoy Additional Tags: Humor, Slice of Life Summary:
Kirk and McCoy get lost while Spock is doing geo-survey with his science teams on a partially charted world.
9 notes · View notes
olympianroyals · 2 years
Text
This messy segment is dedicated to miss @ardeney-sims
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Byron Charles: Good morning everyone! Thank you for tuning in with us as I'm sure we've all heard the sad news by now about the tragic accident that claimed the life of our very own Duchess of Volos, Savannah Morris, and has left the Duke, Prince Damien hospitalized!
Lacy Evans: Waking up to that news was devasting for me. I know the feeling is a lot worse for their children, Princess Pandora, and Lady Daphne.
Maranda Shaw: Before we get any further, I want to introduce someone who is joining us on the panel today, Olympian Royal Expert: Jim James!
Tumblr media
Jim James: Good Morning everybody, thank you for having me today. Yes, I agree the recent news about the Duke and Duchess is sad indeed.
Arnold Mattis: Good on you Jim for joining us here today! With you here, I think its the time to talk about why having the monarchy and the nobility in Olympia is going to cause our downfall!
Jim James: Uh well, Olympia's monarchy has been around for -
Lacy Evans: Sorry, not to cut you off Jim but i don't think we should have that conversation right now
Arnold Mattis: Listen I'm just saying I think the nation should have this debate, now more than ever!
Lacy Evans: And you think the time to talk about this is now while were about to discuss how two of our royal children became orphans overnight?
Tumblr media
Arnold Mattis: They are no different than every other orphan in the country! What makes them any different?
Maranda Shaw: I can believe what I'm hearing
Jim James: Um...
Lacy Evans: I just don't think this is the time to talk about this.
Arnold Mattis: I mean look at things from a sensible viewpoint. Ever since the Kings wife died-
Maranda Shaw: Queen Eleonora, Speak of her with respect!
Arnold Mattis: Right ever since she died, The King has never been the same and as soon as Damien and Savannah got the chance, they took their kids and noped the fuck out of there, and now that they came back this tragic accident happens? Something is going on and the two people that know about it, are one in the ground and the other is a fucking vegetable! Something is going on with the monarchy, something rotten and if we don't do something now, I'm telling you Olympia’s is gonna suffer for it!
Arnold Mattis continues: That's all I'm gonna say on the topic. Take it how you will.
Byron Charles: I think after all of that, let us take a commercial break!
Tumblr media
<Commercial Break> <Commercial Break> <Commercial Break>
Tumblr media
Byron Charles: Welcome back! There so much we need to talk about today, so let us hop right into it! Yesterday evening, the day after this tragic accident occurred, Their Royal Highness, Princess Pandora, and Lady Daphne finally arrived in Olympia!
Maranda Shaw: and let me just say, arrived they did!
Lacy Evans:  After news of the accident, we all knew it was only a matter of time before the Princess was set to make their way home. A few media outlets were tipped off of when exactly that time would be and managed to secure an invite to Olympus to be there in person. This was how Princess Pandora was welcomed home after being away for 10 years unfortunately, the full video is copyrighted but we have screencaps of the video in question.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Jim James: Wow, I have no words. This was very inappropriate and very much out of line to treat our royals as this!
Lacy Evans: And just in case, that wasn't enough for you here are some photos that were taken that are currently circulating around the internet. 
Tumblr media
Maranda Shaw: What I'm most curious about is that little child right there hiding behind Lady Daphne. Was there an announcement of another child that I and millions of other people somehow missed?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Byron Charles: Yes who is that?
Jim James: There was no announcement of another child being born into the Royal Family.
Arnold Mattis: Well I can tell you why there wasn't an announcement! Having a teen mother in the Royal Family isn't exactly a good look to have! They wouldn't want another dark stain on their picture-perfect image of royal goodness.
Maranda Shaw: There's no way King Abraxas would allow something like this to have happened.
Arnold Mattis: Well it's not like he can control whatever happens outside of Olympia right?
Maranda Shaw: right, whatever happens outside of Olympia, King Abraxas has no say over it. It's the parent's job to keep their children in check and not have them be out here sleeping with whoever while underage and unwed! The fact that this happened while under Prince Damien's and Savannah's watch says all the more of how terrible their decision was in leaving Olympia and raising their children on their own.
Tumblr media
Arnold Mattis: Yes girl go off
Lacy Evans: First off, no. Everybody wants to push this narrative that their decision to leave Olympia and step down from having an active role in the family was because they were selfish and oh poor Savannah couldn't handle her responsibilities when everybody and their mothers know that was not the case at all!
Maranda Shaw: What are you even talking about! She couldn't handle it! She knew what she was getting into when she married into the Royal Family! She bit off more than she could chew and that's why she had that mental breakdown and was hospitalized for like 2 months!
Tumblr media
Lacy Evans: How dare you! You know why that happened! She had her *beep* child snatched out of her *beep* hands-
Tumblr media
<Commercial Break> <Commercial Break> <Commercial Break>
Tumblr media
Byron Charles: Princess Pandora is finally here in Olympia and many doubt how she and her sister will handle royal life after living out of the spotlight for so long
Arnold Mattis: Obviously, they won't handle it well considering how they reacted yesterday
Lacy Evans: How would you react to having someone shout about your dead mother not even 24 hours after she passed?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Jim James: I'm personally curious to see how these kids will adjust to life in Olympia now that they're here though. I'm particularly interested in the oldest girl, Princess Pandora. She gonna have a lot more pressure on her shoulders now and after yesterday, unfortunately, it wouldn't score her any good points with the people. 
Jim James continued: She shouldn't have answered any questions or have been unprepared as she was there. She showed weakness and someone will capitalize on that. She needs to toughen up and learn to not react so obviously to things, otherwise, her time in Olympia will get a lot worse, and completing her duty as a Princess of Olympia will get a lot harder!
Byron Charles: Well said, Jim. I think we're gonna end it on that note. Thank you everyone for spending your mornings with us. Viewers let us know how you think Princess Pandora will handle her Royal life and duties to Olympia? Thank you and see you tomorrow!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Book 1: Chapter 1, Good Morning Olympia! Episode
|The Beginning of Chapter 1 | Previous | Next Episode 9 |
AN: I'm gonna start putting dates on the posts so everybody is aware of the timeframe of everything.
So this story starts out in April, Pandora parents leave on Tuesday April 5th, the car accident happens that Saturday on April 9th. The girls arrive in Olympia on April 10 and this post starts off on Monday April 11th!!! So all of this happens in a week story-wise
30 notes · View notes
just-an-enby-lemon · 2 years
Text
Riddler: Hello, comish... *laughs* Oh I'm sorry. That is not your tittle anymore. Well, let's start again. Hello, hello, Jimmy.
Jim Gordon: How you have my number?
Riddler: Wrong. The right question is: what do I want with your number?
Jim Gordon: And what DO you want, Riddler?
Riddler: Break me, and I won’t stop working. Touch me, and I may be snared. Nothing matters if you lose me. What am I?
Jim Gordon: Stop playing and answer me.
Riddler: Oh, how boring. The answer is a heart. And I'm here in the name of the most important thing in yours.
Jim Gordon: Where is Barbara?
Riddler: Why? Rigth here of course.
Jim Gordon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGTHER, YOUR MANIAC.
Riddler: Relax, we are just having a bit ot harmless fun, if you understand me.
Jim Gordon: RIDDLER I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DO ANYTHING WITH HER I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
Riddler: Anything? How unexpecific.
*Barbara enters the room with two coffe mugs*
Barbara: Who are you talking to?
Riddler: Your dad.
Barbara: WHAT? Nygma, give me this.
*grabs the phone*
Barbara: Hi, dad.
Jim Gordon: Barbara! I'm so sorry you got involved with this. Are you hurt? Did he do something with you? Don't worry I will send help and....
Barbara: Dad, I'm fine. Edward is just helping me with some cases and apparently being a general menance.
Jim Gordon: Huh? But he said you two where having fun? In a very weird way. Are you lying to protect me? Is alrigth Barbara, I will-
Barbara: Seriusly dad, don't worry. I can handle Nygma on my own. Besides he IS just helping me around the office, he was super excited to "own the GCPD with OUR private investigation bussiness" , his words not mine.
Jim Gordon: Are you sure everything is okay?
Barbara: Yeah. The closest thing to torture was hearing his rambles about my clothing choice for my date with Renee. That was reaally annoying. But we are fine.
Jim Gordon: If you say so, I don't get this friendship of yours, but I trust you Barbara.
Barbara: Thanks, dad.
*end call*
Barbara: For god'sake, Nygma. Don't you EVER do something like that again!!
Riddler: You're no fun.
Barbara: I hate you.
Riddler: No you don't.
Barbara: *glares*
Riddler: Okay, okay, I won't prank call your dad again, even though it was extremely funny, I got it.
Barbara: Promisse me.
Riddler: Hello? I'm a crock, what difference would it make if I promisse or not? Don't you watch the news? My word has no fucking meaning.
Barbara: Ex-crock. *softer* And I do believe in your word, Eddie.
Riddler: *not emocional, of course not* Fine, I promise.
47 notes · View notes
nerdy9infj · 2 years
Text
Hopper be like "why must a wheeler be the object of all of my children's desires???????????"
7 notes · View notes
Text
JIMMY'S THE FIRST ONE OUT AGAIN!
5 notes · View notes
ceo-of-sloppy-men · 2 years
Text
So... the possibility of Hopper getting refeeding syndrome when he comes back is highly likely. I doubt what the Russians are feeding them is doing anything more than keeping them partially fed throughout the day - especially for Hopper. This man may be coming home in vol2 but his road to recovery is only just started.
2 notes · View notes
mics59 · 1 year
Text
I love the soundtrack in this episode
0 notes
frownyalfred · 3 months
Text
good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.
2K notes · View notes
daftmooncretin · 3 months
Text
fellas is it gay to lovingly caress your captains face as you remove his memories because you don’t want him to cry anymore. (he’s crying because he flirted with leonardo da vinci’s robot girlfriend too hard and she blew up fyi) just before this a mutual friend told you he pitied you because you had no capacity to love.
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
bluesngolds · 9 months
Text
just jim and spock blatantly checking each other out on the bridge... very professional of you, gentlemen.
inspired by gifs from @your-name-is-jim and @spockfan
2K notes · View notes
nelkcats · 8 months
Text
Transfers
Jim Gordon decided to offer his home to the students transferring from Casper High to Gotham Prep for a few months. Barbara wasn't too happy about it but Jim preferred that to having those kids end up in a dangerous place or worse, with Bruce Wayne (he meant well but frankly Jim would rather not risk another young vigilante). Besides, one of the transfers practically demanded a restraining order against the millionaires, the poor kid.
Honestly Jim didn't understand why the transfer program existed. Casper didn't know how dangerous Gotham was? Or didn't they care?, all he hoped was that he could keep them safe and that they wouldn't come back to their home too traumatized.
Of course, he had no way of knowing that the Casper's trio was more than ready for Gotham, with weapons disguised in their suitcases and a ghost hero about to enjoy an extended vacation after negotiating a deal with the ghosts.
Gotham wouldn't know who hit it.
2K notes · View notes