#poor lwj

[imperfectpompom]

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Wei Wuxian says... uhm... Happy pride month??

#poor lwj #he tried #mdzs #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan zhan #mo dao zu shi #wei ying #the untamed #wei ying is dense #wwx #lwj

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself. #though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad. #Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen. #crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all). #Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found. #He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions. #This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone. #lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock. #he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings. #Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there. #Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies. #Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

[unfamd]

i strongly believe that in any universe modern or otherwise lwj uses lan xichen as a kind of confessional like a catholic priest. he literally comes into lan xichen's room at four pm precisely because that's the scheduled time that he allows himself to share an Emotion with his brother and sits down and says in a distinctly monotone yet perfectly recognisably anguished tone 'brother i have sinned' and lan xichen sighs very quietly because he doesn't want to hurt his brother's feelings and puts down his pen and says 'is this about wei wuxian' very gently and Lan Wangji is like 'mn' because it has never once Not been about wei wuxian. and then he says something that is Kind Of Weird, But Still Not A Sin like 'he fell asleep when we were studying and i watched his ribcage moving up and down for thirty eight minutes until he choked on nothing and woke himself up; am i evil' and once again lan xichen will kind of not-sigh in a way that makes it very obvious that in all other ways except physical he Is, Indeed, Sighing and has to reassure the most rigidly distraught younger brother in the history of mankind that what he is suffering from is in fact a malady known colloquially as a crush

#the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #lan xichen #wei wuxian #mdzs #cql #and then they never speak of any of it again even though lan xichen has to physically control the fact that he's having a Stroke #when lwj makes seventy eight Weird But Pretty Okay Really confessions about this boy for like three years and then leaves for college #and starts doing it over voice message instead #lxc sees the notification that lwj has sent him 16 voice messages in the last half hour and Knows Deep In His Bones that this is about wwx #poor man. he needs A Break #eventually the stress back ache gets too much to handle and he goes to a Very Fancy Chiropractor Spa Thing and meets meng yao and Is Happy #but it took some getting there #unfamd originals

[icantthinkofagoidusername]

modern au wei wuxian has long silky hair which he decorates VERY often (que lan wangji horny gripping for life) and lan wangji with an undercut because he has thick hair and it gets hot in the summer and he would like to play his sport without constantly having to wipe the sweat on his neck. (also wei ying seemed to like it (when wei wuxian saw lan wangji with an undercut for the first time he truly realised how badly down he was for this man and turned so red his brother began to rage-worry over wei wuxian))

#mdzs #wangxian #poor jiang cheng #hes prolly had to watch his brother pine for lwj for FAR TOO LONG #wwx #lwj #lz #wy #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #wei wuxian #im a little too obsessed with undercut!ji and long haired wei ying

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Wei Wuxian + When Lan Wangji is not looking at him

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #this should be wwx + longing #my poor baby looking at lan wangji. get married #the difference between the first time lwj got drunk and the second time #in the first gif he is like: what is that lwj doing? #wei wuxian yearning through the years #i put mxy! wwx as separation of 13-16 years #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.cql #1k.

[bnnywngs]

lwj: wei ying needs a coat, so i bought one

wwx: lan zhan!! you shouldn't!! i'm ok with my coat!! there's just some holes but it's easy to fix!!

lwj: hm... wei ying complains about being cold constantly

wwx: that's just me being dramatic! look it still got the tag, you can get your money back! go, go

lwj:

lwj: *rips tag off*

wwx: *shocked pikachu face* LAN ZHAN

lwj, very serious: oops

wwx: you did that on purpose

lwj, smug: now wei ying has to wear it

#i just love petty lwj #modern mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #mdzs #mdzs headcanons #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #the untamed #just wangxian being wangxian #poor wwx #rich lwj #refined sugar lwj #mdzs imagine #my writing #bnnywngs writing #op (me) is reading modern au and having thoughts

[benevolenterrancy]

@incorrectly-quoting-mxtx I'm choosing to take that as a compliment 😌 ~Fisher Price: Little Cultivators, My First Necromancer Set~

#poor jiang cheng thought he was done mediating squabbles about toys when jin ling turned like. eight. #mdzs #wei wuxian #wangxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei ying #wwx #lwj #jin ling #jiang cheng #twin prides of yunmeng #yunmeng bros #fisher price #not a tag i thought i'd be adding to my art but here we are #fairy #this is all a part of jin ling's long con to get his uncle acclimatized to fairy u.u #he sneaks around and puts the toy fairy next to the toy wwx #it's exposure therapy by proxy #poor jiang cheng is a grump even in toy form #my art

[scrivenger-grimgar]

Every time I read Yiling Wei sect AUs and they start describing what the sect members and leader wears its like, (direct quote from The Yiling Wei Sect and the Black Robed Lan by IvoryDragon48)

"[Wei Wuxian's hair] was pulled up into a high ponytail by a red ribbon with a gold and silver headpiece ornamenting and helping to direct the flow of his hair. The robes he wore were expensive looking with black being the dominant color and reds as the accents. The inner robe was a red so dark it looked like blood and the outer robe had simple yet elegant designs."

--And like, I get the urge to make them really cool looking and with themes or designs matching the other sects but like??? there's massive wasted potential here!!!

First, the hair. that's all well and good, but there is no way in hell that the Yiling Wei folks (Wen Remnants and others reviled/ostracized by society at large) are going to buy a gold guan OR a silver guan. why the hell would they bother spending precious resources on trying to impress people who already don't like them for something they literally have no control over.

But Wei Wuxian would know that he has to play the game now that he has people to protect, and going to a Con as a Sect Leader and not doing what all the other sect leaders are doing (wearing guan to say "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!!") is essentially outright stating that he holds no respect for any of them except in a way that could get him and his people killed. so instead, he goes "fuck it" and makes a guan out of something incredibly ordinary, like iron or wood, so now if anyone brings it up he can say "Oh, well, I like feeding my kids." or "Actually, I made this myself, all the better for carving protective arrays into!"

--And that's it. Wei Wuxian is a street kid he absolutely knows that rich people don't like to think about poor people and that they prefer to ignore them or hurt them. except you cant just attack someone who's being perfectly reasonably polite in public, especially when you just pointed out that he's 'poor'. Wei Wuxian's strategy is make them so fucking uncomfortable that they leave us alone.

(This would of course be after several years of no contact and no fighting so things have cooled off a bit)

Next, robes. No expensive robes. Let them be very well modified normal robes that have subtle stains and colour bleaching from sunlight and washing. The (shown, non-array-work) embroidery is at best amateur level, and Wei Wuxian will proudly show it off, loudly saying "a-Ning started a while back to help with his fine motor skills, and he's really come such a long way!!" and that "Oh, Xuanyu started practicing only recently but he's already so good at it!"

The Yiling Wei are the exact opposite of Lanling Jin. Wealth is to be used to benefit everyone and everyone is to be loved and appreciated for their work. The refusal to spend money of frivolous things is strong, especially when its something you could make yourself.

Self Ornamentation would not be jade or gold or silver or silks. It would be some nice wood, these feathers from the bird that likes me, hey look at this cool rock I found I'm gonna polish it like a gemstone, I dug these awesome bones out of my grandmama's garden you think I can do anything with 'em?

Yiling Wei folks are death druids.

#druids who are also necromancers!! #but they use bard methods #thats kinda how i see guidao/“demonic” cultivation #lwj @ all who say wwx is poor: ah. so you have chosen death. #wei wuxian #wwx #mdzs #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs wwx #yiling laozu #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #yiling patriarch #yiling burial mounds #yiling wei #mdzs au #modao zushi #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #grim talks

[guqin-and-flute]

Mingjue strikes me as the type of guy to not offer up information about his sexuality/sex life in general but also doesn't consider it something to hide (and just doesn't care enough to.) Partly because he thinks it's stupid that people think it's their business at all and partly because he doesn't see it as shameful. He's got so much other shit going on and he's not gonna live forever, he's definitely not wasting time on worrying what Sect Leader Yao thinks of who he invites into his bed.

But people see him speaking out against Jin Guangshan's degeneration and the general Jin Vibe of opulence and indulgence, they assume that means he classes all """deviant""" sexuality in that category, and his reputation as being so rule and honor code abiding they assume he will agree as passionately with all of society's mores (re: homosexual encounters) and just assume he's strictly straight and discount any rumors that he isn't.

'Sleep with a man? Chifeng-zun? You must be joking.'

Meanwhile Mingjue is like, 'What? Yeah, we did. Can we get back to what we were doing, now? I couldn't give less of a shit and you're wasting my time.'

And still people would be like, 'Man, I don't know where these rumors are coming from!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'

#also on the flip side Jgy can't escape promiscuity rumors in every sphere of his life #and assume that any standing he got in the Nie clan was by seducing poor nmj with his preternatural wiles #and thus blamed on Jgy #kinda like people with wwx and lwj where even when Lwj literally stood on koi Tower steps and said #' i knew who he was. fuck all of you. I'm going with him. peace out' and carried his stabbed boyfriend away #and everyone cried 'HOW HAS THE YILING PATRIARCH MANAGED TO BEWITCH HANGUANG-JUN SO!! HE MUST BE UNDER A SPELL' #bro some people are bi plus you all suck #ANYWAY #nmj #text #my stuff #I'm just rambling but thats how i write him

[starrywangxian]

happy international hot and spicy food day to wei wuxian

(Image Description: The cover art for the extra episode Glutinous Rice Congee from the Chinese MDZS audio drama drawn in a cute simplistic comic style. There are two rows of tables with characters sat at it with Wei Wuxian in the bottom left hand corner. The character in the back row to the left is Lan Qiren. He is red in the face covering his mouth with red liquid around his fingers and his hand is slamming against the table holding a sign that reads zero in Hanzi (零). Lan Wangji is next to him in the back row in the middle. He is sipping on a bowl with a small amount of red liquid dripping over the top of the bowl, his eats are red and a bead of sweat is on his right cheek. He is gripping a sign that has the Hanzi for ten (拾). In the table in front of him has a plack with his name written on it like he's a judge in a contest. Next to him in the back row on the right end of the table is Jiang Cheng. He is looking at Lan Wangji to his left with a look of disbelief and much judgement (typical jc behaviour). He's holding a sign that says the Hanzi for the number three (叁). In the front row to the left is Lan Jingyi. His tongue is out and he is red in the face and on his ears. He is looking very worriedly at Lan Qiren. On the table in front of him is a bowl of red glutinous rice congee with a soup in the bowl and a little of the liquid has spilled onto the table. He has a name plack in front of him too and he's holding a sign that has the number one in Hanzi (壹) on it. Lan Sizhui is sat next to him in the front row to the right. He has a slight blush on his cheeks and ears. His mouth is open in an O shape and he's looking at Lan Qiren. On the table in front of him is a bowl of the glutinous rice congee and he has a name plack. He's holding a sign in his left hand with the number eight in Hanzi (捌) on it. Wei Wuxian is in the bottom left hand corner smiling with his eyes closed holding a big steaming pot of glutinous rice congee with cloth to act as oven gloves. Rising from the pot is a mist of red and little stars. He has a slight blush to his cheeks and he's wearing a pink-ish white bandana on his head. There is a little heart to the right of him <3)

#and rip to the lan's taste buds #international hot and spicy food day #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #cql #i love wwx in this cover art :( #he's so skrunkly #the untamed #image description #image description added #described #poor lan qiren especially </3 #though i think it's sweet that he agreed to try it #he's making an effort to support his nephew's husband <3 #it's sad to think why lan xichen isn't there but he skip past that #i imagine his reaction would be something's like lwj's and lsz's anyway #mdzs audio drama #starrywangxian #my tags are all over the place #don't worry about it #i sure don't #lan qiren #lan wangji #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #lan jingyi #lan jingyi my beloved <3 #ljy is just like me fr #lan sizhui

[ninjakk]

Re-reading MDZS for the millionth time and this absolute miniscule detail that I loved in a few other translations, but 7S seemed to have omitted, always comes to mind.

He gradually lowered his head. The distance between the two faces became closer and closer. Closer and closer. At the point where it became hard for Wei WuXian to breathe, Lan WangJi finally opened his mouth. He stayed silent for a few moments, “Get off.”

Chapter 12 - ExR

I always find this little scene full of sexual tension. WWX is totally enjoying himself here, whether he wants to admit it or not! But my favourite part is LWJ's lips parting... I'm at it again, but here's something interesting about that particular action. Parting your lips is a subconscious flirting signal, especially if holding someone's gaze - which is exactly what is happening here. It's a subconscious cue you want to kiss the person you're holding eye contact with. Of course, it's also a sign someone wants to talk. Which is what he eventually does, after 'a few moments', but considering that he's currently being pinned to his bed by the object of his lust affection, he must be feeling a little excited as well!

Now we all know LWJ is sexually attracted to WWX, so it's no surprise! But I just love it and I'm sad to see it's not in the 7S version.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mdzs novel #its the little moments 😍 #wwxs only just been reborn and he's already lusting after lwj #poor lwj will be needing another dip in the cold spring

[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

MDZS Magic Kaito AU (funny?) Heist Scene:

Yiling Laozu (aka WWX): Ladies and gentlemen... - or better said "Gentlemen and gentlemen," for I see no ladies around on such a fine night - it is a pleasure to see you all again. *looks over at the angry policemen around, and his eyes land on Lan Wangji* Oho~ my dearest detective, you showed up! *looks around again pitifully* And yet I do not see your uncle here. May I inquire about his well being?

Lan Wangji: Hm.

Yiling Laozu, a bit more sofly: Oh... Then I wish your uncle speedy recovery. Getting a cold at his age must be tough.

Lan Wangji: Hm.

Yiling Laozu: Yes, yes. Don't worry, I am not making fun of your uncle. Please do tell him that heists without him are a bit too quiet for my liking, however. I do look forward to the next heist, at which he will hopefully participate.

Lan Wangji: Hm.

The (forgotten) police officers/police task force around them: What in the word is this conversation?

#mdzs #wei wuxian #wei ying #incorrect quotes #kinda? #more like scenes from the supposed fanfic idea #lan wangji #detective lan wangji #lan zhan #phantom thief wwx #phantom thief au #and #detective au #wwx's ability to translate lwj's “hm” is amazing #these two are idiots tho #the poor police force #they are fed dog food without their knowledge #mo dao zu shi

[robininthelabyrinth]

I'm imagining the seige of cloud recesseses going incredibly different if wen xu is greeted at the gates by lan I-never-stopped-fucking-your-dad qiren

Also I love the idea that in at least one of these generations of students he had to check the students birthdays, do a bit of math and maybe write a letter or two

sequel to LQR/everyone

Lan Qiren had spent his wild youth drinking tea designed to forestall fertility every day with the sort of rigid obedience usually associated with the Lan sect rules, but that didn’t mean he didn’t sometimes…worry.

“But really,” Nie Mingjue said, chin on his hand and shit-eating grin on his face. “How many of the current generation’s parents were you fucking around the time they were conceived?”

“Please stop asking about that,” Lan Qiren said dispiritedly. He didn’t expect the request to be successful: Nie Mingjue, being the child of the one person that Lan Qiren – and everyone else in the cultivation world other than his father, for that matter – had never met, was the only one who could ask these sorts of questions without any concern whatsoever, and therefore, naturally, he did.

“But really. I mean, I know Huaisang’s not yours, he’s too much like Father, but I know you were sleeping with my father and Second Mother around the right time –”

Nie Mingjue had walked in on them one time. It’d been awful.

(Mostly because Lao Nie had reacted by saying, “Qiren, you’re a teacher, you explain what threesomes are!” and then running away without even bothering to put on his clothing, while the second Madame Nie had somehow managed to vanish by the time Lan Qiren had turned around; he hadn’t even seen her leave, though he’d almost gotten a sense of the grin she must have had before she’d disappeared somehow still lingering behind.)

“– and of course everyone knows about Cangse Sanren and you. She was your longest running lover, wasn’t she?”

“She used to be, but then she died,” Lan Qiren said. “It’s probably Sect Leader Wen these days.”

“Of course it is.”

“…I really don’t mind stopping. I mean, if it’s awkward for you.”

“No, no, it’s fine.”

“I mean, he murdered your father. He’s planning to take over the world. I probably should stop.”

“No need, no need! I’ve already sworn a blood feud over the murder, you’re opposing the conquest, to my mind that covers all the relevant bits. Anyway, you know my father. He’s probably in favor of you continuing sexing up Wen Ruohan, murder or no murder.”

That did seem rather like something Lao Nie would do.

“Hmm. Actually, come to think of it, I don’t suppose there’s any possibility that Wen Ruohan’s children…?”

“Absolutely not.”

“Are you sure?”

Lan Qiren wasn’t sure of anything. He pinched his brow and regretted, regretted, regretted. The wedding night wine served in the Nightless City had been delicious, but it wasn’t worth this conversation. “We have nothing in common.”

Nie Mingjue cackled.

“All right, then,” he said enthusiastically. “If we’re using that standard: which of your students do you see something of yourself in…?”

#mdzs #lan qiren #nie mingjue #my fic #my fics #alt headcanons #the nie clan lives to torment LQR #all of them without exception #also poor LXC and LWJ #they're living the 'Johnny Be Fair' life and it's all their uncle's fault

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

The Untamed | Episode 46 [Revelation Of The Golden Core]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [9/∞]⬿

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #not. only lwj crying cuz his soulmate no longer has a nucleus and he misjudged him all this time #oh rather making gifs of this scene because yibo looks handsome crying here #but i tell you poor gg his back must have hurt from being in that position for a while [yibo's arm and leg too] #this scene is funny cuz zhan-ge is super embarrassed when he sees it. he is the typical maiden who faints [I lit have a gifset of that] #lwj cries so beautifully that his tears are like pearls falling from his eyes and his skin shines with the moon #i mean i'm half drunk while doing this. don't judge me #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.scene

[bnnywngs]

good jiang parents au where lan wangji finally went to visit wei wuxian in lotus pier and they have a romantic/sexual tension moment in wei wuxian's room, they're almost kissing when jiang cheng suddenly arrives and opens the door sharply and loudly, startling the boys inside.

jiang cheng stares at them and wei wuxian stares back, lan wangji panicking in silence in the back. and then jiang cheng smirks and turns around, making wei wuxian scramble up and run after him yelling "jiang cheng NO! COME BACK HERE"

they run for a moment, servants and discuples stepping back to avoid collision, until jiang cheng finally arrives at his parents favorite pavilion where he knows they're having afternoon tea together and yells: "MOM WEI WUXIAN WAS KISSING LAN WANGJI IN HIS BEDROOM!"

wei wuxian, "SHUT UP!"

madam yu, almost choking on her tea, "what"

jiang fengmian, breaking his brush in the middle of letter writing, "WHAT"

#poor lwj just left behind still teen gay panicking #mdzs #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #madam yu #yu ziyuan #mdzs headcanons #mdzs imagine #teen wangxian #after cloud recesses arc #yunmeng prides #imagine jiang yanli suddenly trolling lan wangji with spicy food lol #wangxian #lxc somewhere in lotus pier: what the heck is going on why everyone's screaming #their shidis just laughing at them #yunmeng jiang seniors: *pause in the middle of talking to look* *keeps talking as if nothing's going on* #jiang fengmian @ wwx: YOU'RE A TEENAGER YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED #my writing #bnnywngs writing #peak sibling energy

[jiaoji]

Just saw a fanart of LWJ doing a kabedon on WWX very aggressively and i wish it happened on Teen WangXian days

TeenXian for the 100° time in one punishment hour:Hey Lan Zhan~ WangJi-Xiong?~

Lan WangJi: *aggressive kabedon, angry eyes, a cracked wall and teenager hormones* Wei. Ying!

TeenXian: I'm gonna get murdered.

#mdzs #modaozushi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #teenxian is a menace #to himself and Lwj #poor TeenJi doesn't know what to do and snaped