oh my god i’m thinking now but It should be illegal to have to be on slop while you have your period
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I dyed my hair inspired by my favorite boi and the McDonald's employee complimented me
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i was told if i wanted to age up, i had to answer questions about my age this way.
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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Tim : Who is this?
Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother
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“Good Omens Season 2 will be quiet, and gentle, and romantic.”
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