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Ishqbaaz Liveblog, E13: Sensible Things Happen
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I’m back with the next episode of IB. Kinda interesting and genuinely an episode where I didn’t have much crack material on and was kinda invested in what was happening. Maybe I also liked it cause Shivaay was quiet throughout and didn’t say something that was elitist, harassing type or too terrible to ignore. Lol. Now enjoy the rest of the liveblog!
E13: Sensible Things Happen
- Yay, unlike IMMJ2 there is a hospital here.
- Shivaay has a heart condition? Interesting.
- OMG OM IF YOU EXISTED IN IPK THE STORY WOULD BE DONE IN TWO SECS. Like just as the doc said that the poison was spread by touch - he immediately knew WHICH WOMAN IT WAS EVEN THOUGH HE WASN’T PAYING FULL ATTENTION!
- That means we have Arnav saying “oh no, my love and my brother in law betrayed me” to which Om would be “no bro, Shyam was harassing her. I saw Khushi’s resistance and I actually stayed by the terrace to hear the next half of the sentence”. Ah, Om…
- Detox process? Interesting… I thought they’ll administer the antidote but cool, I’m happy with that I’m seeing.
- Damn, Rudy remembering all the bro advertisements. He is legit remembering all the advertisements. I guess he owned the PR company, no wonder he’s so hurt.
- Ok but seriously, my heart is aching for these two bros.
- You know when the infallible member of the family collapses, everything around it collapses too.
- OH OM AND RUDY, you guys are breaking my heart. Poor boys. Also, thank you for normalizing affection between brothers?
- I WANT TO MURDER THIS BUAJI. YES ANNIKA THANKS FOR THE HONORS. Oh, I like that they put Shivaay’s music to Annika’s anger here.
- NICCEEEEE ANNIKKKKAAAA.
- How is Buaji middle class and having that awesome crockery set?
- I like how Rudy and Om are showing two sides of grief. There’s Om who’s legit taking up all responsibility and Rudy who has collapsed.
- Oh… signing for medical forms is difficult. I am LOVING this episode. Damn Rudy, my heart is breaking for you too.
- Ugh, now I don’t want Shivaay killed. Like not this early.
- Yes, I love this somber version of the bg music.
- Annika is a Wonder Woman. She came back from being falsely arrested and will now free her bro. Thanks black kurta dude for giving info.
- HELLO CUTE WOMAN! YOU ARE SO CUTE. YOU ARE ADORBS. HELLO PRETTY WOMAN. Ooh I like her mehendi.
- HAHAHAHA DUDE ASKING FOR BLACK COFFEE WHEN SHE GAVE WATER.
- Oh, so sweet - they both are cute right now. It’s so nice that she’s showing empathy.
- Damn Shivaay why are you a good bro? *rudy is talking about how Shivaay sheltered him all life to the new person* Ugh now I want him alive.
- Why is the new woman crying? Cutie don’t cry. Why are you here in the hospital tho?
- Damn Rudy, are you gonna make sure that I cry?
- Oh wait, she lost a brother. That’s why she’s crying. Damn. Okay so these two are bonding over their sadness. Emotional connect. I’m shipping these two 50000 times more than ShivIka.
- Oh Rudy and this stranger are SO cute. And I loved it that it was a genuine moment.
- Ok so the theme of the engagement is scarlet red?
- Damn Om getting a Katappa entry in the house.
- I’m ready for everyone’s dread watching Om blood soaked.
- Side note, JHANVI IS LOOKING FABS. IS TEJ BLIND???
- Ok for the first time, I’m loving Pinky, only because her fear for Shivaay is legit. I can finally see she’s his mum.
- Side note again; I love Annika’s outfit.
- Why isn’t Saahil making noise? Poor baby.
- Thanks dude again - I like this helper dude.
- Arrey Saahil you’re so smart. Good baby, you — oh no, she missed her brother.
- Jhanvi and Pinky are bonding???? THIS IS MY FAV BROTP THAT I DIDN’T KNOW EXISTED BUT I NEEDED. You know this is great character development! A classic example of showing depth.
- Can I say Shivaay’s dad is such a good actor. Like without a word he literally shows how devastated he is!
- Yay, Shivaay is safe (I’m only happy for the other bros and storing my hate because I know he’s going to do some real shit to Annika later).
(My feelz for Shivaay:)
- Ok… so this is the new 4Lions aesthetic of putting old songs in between. I see. Interesting.
Yeh Tide Ad
Yeh Masterchef Ad
- Rudy is seriously only remembering the ads. He clearly is the owner of the Obros Models Inc.
- I have a love hate relationship with the song. But I love the brothers and their bond.
- I kinda think they’re overdoing the flashback.
- Kunal, aka Om, is a GOOD GOOD GOOD actor.
- This is, in short, a MAHA ADVERTISEMENT. Can’t figure out for what though…
- Yes Annika, I feel the same. He may have problems, a thousand enemies, everything - but it will never make him less of a villain.
-- The End --
This is one of my fav episodes. One that I was well invested in actually. I didn’t have much meme material cause it was genuinely nice. Just saying.
- JWB
P.S: I was so upset when IB released cause that’s how much of prominence I wanted for all the 3 IPK Bros - Arnav (Shivaay), Akash (Om) and NK (Rudy). So I vowed to never watch this show...
*cough* *cough*
#ib#ishqbaaz#ishqbaaz liveblog#jalebi watches something else#tere liye ttji#liveblog#do I like this because SSO doesn't open his mouth#maybe#just saying
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In Which a Rabbit Experiences Zero Gravity
In Which a Rabbit Experiences Zero Gravity
by RJKazooku
After her first Sports Festival, Rumi finds herself mentored by her favorite hero, adopted by a feral gang of pro heroes, and regularly making fun of Best Jeanist's poor choices.
In which friendships can empower and strengthen, and Ochako teaches Rumi that we don't have to work alone to prove our strength.
Words: 3748, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English
Series: Part 5 of In Which the IzuCrew and the OBros are Swapped
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Kamiji Moe | Burnin, Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist, Gran Torino
Relationships: Uraraka Ochako & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Midoriya Izuku & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Kamiji Moe | Burnin & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Gran Torino & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Hakamata Tsunagu | Best Jeanist & Uraraka Ochako
Additional Tags: Pro Hero Uraraka Ochako, BAMF Uraraka Ochako, Feral Uraraka Ochako, "make that a tag u cowards"- a tweet by Rumi, Uraraka Ochako is a Good Friend, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko is a Good Friend, Feral Girl Power!! More likely than u think, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko is a Little Shit, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko Swears a Lot, Older Uraraka Ochako, Older Midoriya Izuku, Mentor & Mentee Turned BFFs, Developing Friendships, Female Friendship, Rumi & Moe are IzuCrew Stans, okay? i dont make the rules (oh wait yes I DO), Feral Midoriya Izuku, BAMF Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, BJ is the IzuCrew's responsible older brother, Fluff and Humor
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29762805
#AO3 Feed#FanFiction#AO3 Ochako#♠#Ochako Uraraka#Rumi Usagiyama#Miruko#Izuku Midoriya#🎈#R:T#A:RJK#Fluff
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omg this sass queen. i love her. my god, she is all types of goals. the way she's handled this whole thing, fuck, what a badass.
idhar bhi k3g scene chal raha hai. all the parent-child relationships strong af on star plus today (1, 2)
ravi in outright tears here, like a kid who lost his mom in the supermarket.
abhi ke ABHIIIIII pune jaana hai? now we know where rohit gets his impulsiveness from.
lo, poora ghar uth gaya hai. i swear to god i could never survive in a joint fam. having to hang out with like 25 ppl every time something happens, whether good or bad.... what a goddamn nightmare.
sona successfully shaming the dude using his daughter and telling him to never show her his sleazy face again, fucking amaaaaaaazing.
good lord rohit.
ok fwd fwd fwding till she sees it's him. ainvayi mein yeh suspense lamba kheenchna is my pet peeve.
little bit of tellywood irony i absolutely love: every time he loses the watch, it ends up in her hands and leads him to her. mata rani is really beating him over the head with her sign but this idiot is just too dense to see it currently.
ouff phone waale masle.
yes, veena needs to calm down, BUT I HATE WHEN MEN TELL WOMEN TO CALM DOWN. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLES, THAT'S HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHILD.
whoops she almost let it slip why he went to pune.
lmao as if naren bhai knows ANYTHING that's happening around here.
my poor sad son. yaaar, heterosexual love is the worst. kya haalat bana rakhi hai bande ne.
apparently pune doctors are loath to get out in this weather. shankar vows to get them to mumbai faster.
ok sona is going into parvati mode.
ouff, iska raima jaap. ab toh nafrat ho gayi hai with the very concept of raima.
lol paani ki bottal nahi hai, medical box nahi hai, kuch bhi nahi hai, toh sona is making patti out of her dupatta and rainwater. a regular macgyver only she is.
finally, she saw the phone!
aaaaaaaaand she dropped it. ouff, i hate contrived drama like this.
full family does not seem to understand the concept of a loved one's intuition when something is wrong. IT'S A REAL THING, YOU EMPATHY-LESS BITCHES.
thank god they finally picked up.
of all those things, bukhaar is the most worrying one? not the chot and the behoshi????
phone dead. this episode is really trying The Fucking Most with me with this bullshit.
CHARGER WIRE BHI NAHI HAI. HAI KYA IS GAADI MEIN, HEIN???? CHAAR PAIYYEN TOH HAI NA???? YA WOH BHI KAHIN PE UTAAR RAKH DIYE??????
seedha MLA ko call. must be nice to be rich and connected.
GREAT, THIS DUMBASS CALLED PRANITI AND SAARA BHAANDA PHOD DIYA. OMG CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT YOU SENTIENT BAG OF TOENAIL CLIPPINGS?!?!?!?
idhar inn sabbbbbb ke produced professional melodrame se bhi zyaada drama karne suman aa pohunchi hai.
omfg yes nethra has lost the last fuck she had tonight. YAAAAAAAAAS. TELLLLL HERRRRRRRRRR NETHRAAAAAA.
fuck meeeeee, that was so satisfying. i want sona and nethra to give me personality development lessons coz they are literally the women i want to be when i grow up.
NAREN YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I COME IN THERE AND SHUT IT FOR YA
ofc this nosy bastard has to also know why rohit went.
AJIT. MY FAVT SMOL BEAN. BEST SIPPY BOY HAI TU. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY DAMN HEART, KID.
excoose, yk? why you taking nosy akash's side? you think this will get you brownie points with him re: the whole pooja thing? pls. aisa kuch bhi nahi hone waala.
great now rohan is also jumping in. FUCK, DANGAL CHAL RAHA HAI KYA????? ARE THE SIPPYS GONNA START BRAWLING HERE LIKE THE OBROS/VIRANIS??? (@ me but this is the best fucking thing mais has ever made, and i still go and watch it every few weeks and lmao like it's the first time i'm seeing it.)
also why is today's episode so damn long for this faltoo ki bakchodi? i can't handle this much nonsense drama in one day.
my god shut the fuckkkk uppppppppp all of youuuuuuuu i hate you all. ajit/veena, pls gtfo this room full of fucking lunatics.
vimmi is like uhhhhhhh, if any of you dipshits actually cares, just fyi - rohit's reached the hospital.
hein? itniiiiiii serious thi baat? surgery mein ghusaa diya?
oh. stomach pump kar rahein the coz he drank poisonous sharaab. ofc. jo glenfiddich peeta hoga, uski body will obviously reject desi tharra.
ugh i hate you naren.
this relationship means EVERYTHING to me. fucking everything.
oh ho veena, your son is a grownass man of like 35, pls stop taking responsibility for his poor life decisions. hadh hoti hai.
mom is like OMFG SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT RAIMA I CAN FINALLY TALK ABOUT IT TO SOMEONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELL AND SOME EMPATHY JFC THANK GODDDDD
sona's like i'm no ACP pradyuman, but your son has Big Time Issues, ma'am. care to explain?
for perhaps the first time in the history of desi moms, one respectfully declines to comment on her kid’s personal shit. my respect for veena just shot waaaaaaaaaaaay up.
air hostess; is that what veena said raima was? my sound was kinda muddy there.
oh shit, no one else knew about raima? but ajit seemed to hint about it the other day, which led rohit to have his Bekhayali Breakdown???
ok they just confirmed all the things we already knew: rohit operated on raima, and is somehow the cause for her being in a coma rn. it was Extremely Stereotypical Bengali Mom that slapped him.
26th september. ohhhhh boy.
OMG JUST TELL US, DID SHE RUN OVER RAIMA OR NOTTTTTTTT?????
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ok sona, kuch zyaaaaaada ho raha hai. maybe go a little easier on the dude, he's been through a lot last night.
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What are some of ur fav scenes from season 1 of IB (and DBO since you watched it)?
Yaar, anon, I really had to think for this one.
Okay here goes:
The Obros doing aarti together for the first time, their parents can go take a hike lol
Omkara throwing away his statue in anger and then crying, as he overhears Pinky taking jibes at Jahnvi for raising her sons badly.
Om consoling Rudy as Shivaay is in the hospital after Gayatri’s attack 😭
First Rumya scene in the hospital
ShivKara saving Rudy at the pub, after pulling his leg.
Annika and Sahil scenes 😭😭 (I just love their bond, its a lot like me and my younger brother. Both our brothers are younger but wayyyy wiser than us lol)
The ShivKara and Obros scene after Om takes excess sleeping pills. “Tujhe har cheez ka haq hain par mujhe chhod ke jaane ka nahi” (or something like that) 😭😭😭
Omkara teaching Shivaay and Rudra how to say ‘sorry’ and ‘thank you’, meanwhile the girls on their own trip about the pathetic boys.
Annika singing the iconic “Billu ki Shaadi hogi”😂😂😂 song, which later became the motto and tagline of IB.
Soumya tricking Rudra as Love Angel and making him to lameass stuff to make a fool of himself over Romi
The sarso ka saag episode, the entire family having dinner like a normal fam
The Janmashthami episode “Billu ki pant phatt gayi” 😂😂😂
Rakshabandhan scene between Annika/Sahil and Om/Soumya. 😭😭
The entire Mallika track (thats the reason I started watching the show, ‘cos Surbhi Jyoti came for a cameo) esp. the Shitia letter, Shivaay with his past, present, and future, and Mallika explaining everyone what her issue was. 💜
The Phukat Raja episodes where Sahil solves the mystery and Shivika + OmRu are on the chase of the fake video girl in that chawl. 😂😂
The scene where the Obros get high on meds after saving Annika from the goons. “Main aasmaan mein udhna chahta hoon” Also, Omkara’s love for Riddhima’s pink cushions. 😂😂
Rudra and Soumya on the run from Romi Devi and getting married accidentally.
Omkara’s drug track 😭😭 (Kunal’s best acting in the show)
Rudra’s dance on break up song after Om and Riddhima break up.😂😂
Omkara and Rudra exposing Shivaay forcing Annika to marry him. The entire family giving Shivaay a piece of their mind. Esp. Rudra saying “Bhaiyaa aap hero se villain kab ban gaye?”
Omkara and Rudra messing with Mrs. Kapoor “Un se panga na lo jinke do-do devar hain”
Rudra catching Soumya in the stairs
Annika saving Tia from piercing her tummy on that pointed vase, showing that she is a bigger person than Tia that she still cares for her baby despite Tia trying to kill Annika.
Shivaay taking the bullet for Annika 😭😭
Annika and OmRu scene in the hospital when Shivaay’s shot 😭😭
Tia and Svetlana and their magnificent vampish looks at the fuckery of the Oberois during the Kapoor sisters track.
Shivaay consoling OmRu, and the Obros hug after Jahnvi’s suicide attempt 😭😭
Annika and Svetlana’s Naagin dance during that memory loss track 🔥
Tia breaking down on reuniting with Robin (?) returning to her good self. Also her equation with Shivaay and Annika
Shivaay reuniting with his brothers after he comes back from his kidnap/replacement by Mahi. 😭😭
Annika and Shivaay when they go outside Mumbai, the time Annika burns Shivaay’s car down and two theifs masquerading as Forest Officers give them a lift. 😂😂
The first two weeks of DBO, they were awesome, man. Esp. Kali and Gauri scenes, each and every one of them. 🔥🔥
The scene in the train “Zaroor aapke saath kuch bura huya hoga, tabhi aap aise ho gaye hain” + the jungle scene “Sharma!” “Ssarma?” 😂😂
Rikara marriage
Gauri and Dandi bhaiyaa scenes, esp. the scene after he saves her from the goons in the Shaktiman costume
Gauri helping Svetlana in outwitting the autowallahs, and dancing to naajaane kaha se aayi hai.😂😂
Omkara and Chulbul’s fairylights scene.
ShivOmRu getting freaked out by Chulbul and testing the “static” 😂😂
Rudra breaking into Maa Da Laadla whenever Chulkara collide.😂😂
Svetlana skating back to Mumbai clinging to Om’s car, and reaching before them. (I don’t think I’ll ever get over this scene) 🤣🤣🤣
Gauri hiding from Shivaay. 😂😂
Omkara explaining Chulbul the meaning of One Night Stand 😂😂
Chulbul and Rudra interactions, esp. the one where Chulbul is locked inside and he uses a magnet to make the robot bang its head on the door, to grab Rudra’s attention who is standing outside listening to songs on his ipod. (I’ve watched this scene 10 times and I still crack up like mad watching the robot pound its head on the door).🤣🤣🤣
The first scene of Thakurain Gauri (Shrenu’s best acting till date. Thakurain Gauri is a legend, who deserves an entire show just dedicated to her. She’s my god and queen and boss!) 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Gauri and Kali’s argument. “Teri yeh bedhiyaan hamaare paaon jakar sakti, hamaare mann ko nahi, tu humpe pehra pehra laga sakta hain, par hamari soch pe nahi, Gauri Kumari Ssarma ko tod sakta hain, par uske visvaas ko nahi” The summary of DBO in one dialogue. 🔥🔥
Gauri questioning Om on his warped notion of truth “Aapko lagta hain jo aap dekh rahe hai, vahi sach hain?”
Gauri looking down at Omkara when she’s doing pooja
Glucose vaali chai
Gauri’s first argument with Svetlana “Dekho tum…” “Dekh hi toh rahe hai!” SvetRi ftw!
All the Mahasangam scenes where the Oberois jammed together. “Dono bhaabhiyon ki bahut jamegi, dono ko tod phod pasand hain” 😂😂
Gauri calling Omkara “Nandi” and then dragging his arse
Annika and Gauri first hug near the pool.
Gauri bitching about the Obros and then throwing Annika into the pool + Shivika’s pool scene
Gauri and Omkara, the ‘sixth sense’ scene
Rikara pretending for Dhurindhar “Tota maina ki tarah romance karenge”
The entire sangeet episode
The Rikara good bye scene 😭😭 (the first time this show, actually brought me close to tears, Atif yaar!)
Rudra and Gauri parallel scene when they both tell Bhavya and Om that they will always stand by them in times of need.
Rikara scene by the cupboard. Gauri giving it back to Omkara
Rikara couch + rain hug scene
The DBO finale when Gauri drags Omkara’s arse and Omkara stops her from leaving
The Pari track, the Obros were damn hilarious. 😂😂
Gauri dragging Omkara’s arse after Pinky taunts her+ the fairytale story scene where Gauri questions him.
Rikara sketchbook scene where Omkara talks about his art (also the most deep and meaningful scene this show has ever written) 💜
Rudra and Gauri’s ‘perspiration’ scene, esp. Rudra trying to persuade Gauri to abandon the dupatta while doing jumping jacks.😂😂
Rikara scene during the exhibition “Jo cheez kahi na ja sake, usse bolna zaroori nahi hai”
ShivKara beating Rudra with pillows for his advice on relationships. 😂😂
Rudra and Gauri teaming up and Gauri explaining what atrangi means.
Gauri messing with Ragini “Tumhaara koi kaam dhaam nahi hain kya? Jab dekho yaha pe rehti ho”
Shivaay and Gauri rakhi scene (another scene which made me emo) 😭😭
Gauri messing up Vikram and Annika’s engagement. “Bhaabhi paagal ho gayi hai” “Ragini Naagini” 😂😂
Gauri feeding everyone bhaang vaale ladoos + the Rikara scene the morning after the ratjaga. “Nasha kiya na tumne?” “Nahi humne toh sirf laddoo khaaye…galti se” 😂😂
Gauri and Ragini gallofying each other in their heads 😂😂 (Gauri is a lot like Shivaay, in the sense, Shivaay used to provoke fights with Annika due to his attraction to her, while Gauri does the same wrt to Svetty and Ragini. Of course, Omkara’s asexuality made Gauri embrace her lesbian side)
Annika and Gauri scene the night before the fake wedding
Shivaay telling Gauri what’s his problem and why is he playing ego-ego with Annika
Shivaay finding out about Pinky’s truth and telling her that any goodness in him is because of his brothers, OmRu. 😭😭
Shivaay and Annika shipping Rikara. Shivaay feeding pakodas to Gauri and chaabi ghumaaoing while Annika telling Om that Gauri has “move on” 😂😂
Annika asking Gauri play romantic songs and Gauri responding with “Radha Krishan ke prem geet” 😂😂
Gauri and Om talking in their heads in the car. 😂😂
Shivaay and Annika making terrible food in their food challenge
Gauri and Omkara fighting off the robbers “Ee toh chirote hain, humein lootne ke liye aaye hain” + the Rikara scene “Mujhe bevkoof bana rahi ho?”
Rudra handing over his pehli kamaayi to Bhavya after fixing a pipe. I’m not a Ruvya fan, but this scene was perhaps the only scene where Rudra’s character showed any growth i.e. him learning that value of money and how to earn it.
Omkara rolling his eyes at Gauri 1267th time doing her lame sunglass and candy trick.
Omkara having to restrain Gauri from picking a fight with Dangal Dada + situation reverse and Omkara shrugging away Gauri’s hand and the poor girl being thrown back 😂😂
Gauri worrying over how Omkara is going to be smashed to bits by Balram “Main ladunga” 😂😂
Gauri’s dangal fight + Omkara, for once in his life, getting to be the hero
Gauri upset at Omkara’s reaction at the chai thela “Jab aapko kuch pata hi nahi, toh phir pooch kyun rahe hain”
Shivaay consoling Gauri after the exhibition fiasco
Gauri finding Omkara blindfolded.
Shivaay gifting Annika Sahil’s adoption papers.
Annika and Gauri’s trip to the village and saving Suman on that phatphatti. Bhaujaai and Chuitki fleeing on the bike will remain epic. 😂😂
Shivika and Rikara’s parallel scenes in the prison. “Hamaare sehen karne shakti ab khatam ho chuki hain”
Inspector Taadka putting the entire Oberoi family into prison “Arey yeh baat bahut karte hain” 😂😂
Omkara getting drunk and confessing his anger to his parents, when Gauri goes missing for 15 days. Esp. Tej trying to reconcile with Om “Badi der kar di huzoor aate aate”😭😭 I actually felt bad for Omkie at this point (does not mean I forgive him, but boy has a lotta issues fucking his head courtesy his parents)
Gauri breaking up with Omkara, confessing that she made a mistake falling in love with a loser like him, who keeps misunderstanding her because of his sick mentality (Also, Shankarji in the back). Epic scene! 🔥🔥
Gauri getting dressed for Karva chauth
Dilpreet questioning Gauri’s ability to manage Richa’s wedding finances and Gauri asserting that no one might have any faith in her, but she has faith in herself and Shankarji.
Annika’s mad “buddhi” dance at Gauri’s roka. ShivKara’s WTF expressions. 😂😂
Gauri delivering a set down to Omkara and rejecting his “confession”
Annika having nightmare of Chutki and hugging Gauri while they are sleeping 😭😭
The Obros funny scene and pillow fight 😂😂
Gauri questioning Omkara, if he would have forgiven her if she had done all that, he did + tearing off the dupatta at the temple, and telling Omkara to GTFO. (the point at which Rikara story should have ended, with their separation, because Om’s redemption is not possible).
Obros kidnapping Gauri (’cos consent doesn’t exist in their dictionary). Rudra going “Mubarakho bhaabhi, hum aapko kidnap kar rahe hai” 😂😂
The Obros lameass attempts to hide Gauri. Rudra “Ab firauti ki demand kare?” 😂😂
Pia getting the LOLs out of fucking with the Obros.
Rudra ordering the Royal Bengal Tiger. Shivaay “Yeh sher nahi, tiger hain!”
Gauri enthusiastically planning to drug bade bhaiyaa with “Babaji ki booti” +Om having it by mistake and going “Surooooor” 😂😂
The one scene where Annika shows Gauri her new home in Goa.
The holi scene where Annika and Gauri get high on bhaang vaale gujiya. “Sher toh hamara chirota maarta hain” “Manjhla devar shikari hain?” “Naahi naahi woh *roars* vaala sher nahi, waah waah vaala sher maarte hain” 😂😂
Annika and Gauri sleeping together like old times after the AniRi reunion. 😭😭
Omkara gifting Gauri the trophy saying ‘you are my hero’. The context was stupid, but I’m all here for Omkie Shomkie stating the facts.
The AniRi scenes from redux
Yeah, I can’t remember anymore and I’m exhausted. I’m sure there are others, but my memory is hazy now. Do we have any in common, anon?
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Ishqbaaz Liveblog, E4: Anyone Between 40-59 is Shit
Previously: E3 “A really good premise”
Welcome! My liveblogging continues. Check out @australian-desi and @tellywoodtrash for more IB liveblogs (if you’re interested in this, TTji is my ultimate guru to lb-ing)!
So far I’m waiting and seeing if IB will break Kasautii Zindagi Kii 2, cause KZK2′s plot and non annoyance meter stood firm till 5 episodes. Until new Prerna decided to mega sacrifice herself and marriage a CREEP to save her family’s home. I noped out of that so hard after Prerna’s decision.
And so far I’m pleasantly surprised by IB, and genuinely enjoying it plot-wise.
Here’s the end of my yapping, now enjoy the liveblog!
Episode 4: “Anyone Between 40-59 is Shit”
- Deva Shree Ganesha continues. Till now Nakuul’s chin level is steady (later in the show his nose is permanently in the air - as noted by @ridzmystique)
- Burning Man continues, literally.
- Ganesh Ji also getting nice footage.
- Where is the thunder in the bg music coming from?
- Why ISN’T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING TO STOP THE FIRE? AH SHAKTI nearly went but was stopped by Tej.
- Tej doing damage control. Ofc, classic Tej. Dramatic shot continues, Tej is dramatic AF.
- HEY WE DIDN’T SEE MUCH OF THE OBROS TRYING TO SAVE BURNING MAN. But we must assume cause Shivaay is a bit burnt.
- Shivaay hurt his hand too? Shivaay, are we connecting too? Why? (My hand is hurt too)
- Ah, their first factory was burned but Dadaji decided to save the people instead of inventory #dadajirocks
- Shivaay taking the full pressure of things, as usual. Oh, Nakuul is acting really well in this scene - what do they do with him later?
- Poor Dadiji, she’s so sad - she’ll get a heart attack one day.
- Good vaada to take from older brother, make sure bhaichara remains between all of them.
- Sometimes it is so important to not be like your parents, if your parents are shitty.
- Oh the Mandir is BEAUTIFUL.
- DRAMATC TEJ APPEARS.
- WTF ACQUIRING LAND BY FORCING THE FARMERS? Tej must like what crap the government is pulling right now. #farmersprotest (please check it out and give it the support and awareness it deserves)
- Good, thank God Shakti has some sense. Oh, a flawed man with a conscience - I really like Shakti, he’s very layered.
- Tej is dramatic AF, Shakti is frickkin layered. These two bros are playing well against each other.
- WHO? DADI AND HER TWO SONS FACE OFF.
- YAY THIS POOL IS DEEPER THAN 1 FOOT! (Imagines Arnav swimming through this *cough*)
OK STOP DISTRACTING ME GUYS, LET’S FOCUS ON THE SHOW.
ISS PY
ISHQBAAZ
WHERE THERE’S A POOL
AND NO OTHER THOUGHTS
YOU KNOW WHY I GOT DIVERTED, BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, YES
ANYWAYS,
- Shivaay… wondering about family name even though someone died?
- You know, what I like about this convo is that both Om and Shivaay are right in their positions.
- Om: worried that a person died, Shivaay: reputation matters
- Damn it, this was a good conversation.
- Ah Rudy. I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOW THEY USED THE BABY BROTHER TO BREAK THE TENSION. The great thing of Rudy not smiling is that you know shit has hit the fan when that happened.
- I don’t like how they’re treating Guggi - the way they tried to make her ‘comedic’ because she doesn’t fit the standard of beauty. I DO NOT like this.
- FINALLY DADI! Finally have a word with your sons.
- Just ignoring Pinky. Jhanvi, I Stan you as always.
- Ah Rudy, I LOVE HOW SHIVAAY AND OM CALMED AND THE CRACKS HEALED BECAUSE OF RUDY BEING THEIR BABY.
- HAHAHAH! Shivaay yelled Om for hitting Rudra by showing Rudy how to hit better!
- HAHAHAH THEY’RE MAKING RAJNIKANTH OUT OF SHIVAAY! I LOVED how in one scene, without too much, showed how Rudy is the glue between two brothers who love each other but are ideologically different (and a difference that can cause a crack if not healed at the right time)
- DADI BRINGIN IN THE KASAM to make sure her two fishy sons tell the truth. Shakti told half truth, smart. WHY IS DADI SMILING?
- OK dadi your sons have a LOT of issues, your sanskaar totes failed.
- Okay, Anjali has transformed to Sahil (I guess that’s the kid’s name). Do we need to be orphans and have a limping sibling to be a television lead? (Taking a hockey stick and heading to my brother)
- Why is the landlady and constables standing in filmy line too?
- UFF THIS LANDLADY KA OVERACTING - OH WAIT SHE’S ACTUALLY ANIKA’S BUAJI BUAJI - DAMN WTF IS SHE. THIS BUAJI IS OVERACTING LIKE SHIT.
- Totally not interested in this character.
- Dude Anika is anaath, isme tera kya jaata hai?
- Yes Anika, kill her.
- Woah who’s manhandling Anika?
- THAT IS A FINE ACTRESS, please don’t make her do a shitty role. WTF? POLICE VIOLENCE.
- Phirse gaana? These three bros should have an album after their name. In case their other businesses fail, this one should keep things floating :D *did I foresee something in this sentence, I might’ve*
- I would call thing cringy, if I didn’t do the same shit with my bro. We’re dramatic AF too, dancing to random songs all the time.
- The police waali has personal vendetta against Anika. Why?
- Ok, almost every 40-50s person in this show is terrible.
- Ok how is this terrible Buaji and the police waali connected? Is this police person a relative or something to Buaji?
- Ok I love the kid, I love how much he loves Anika.
- Ok, we have reason why Anika should be removed from this situation asap (already murdering Shivaay for the future marriage condition).
So it is interesting and I’m eager to see what all tropes would happen when Shivaay and Anika meet. In her words, I have very low tolerance for michimichi! For example: I (largely) hate the swami track, post marriage comedy, sheetal track, when Khushi gives ‘gyaan’ to either Lavanya or Arnav about marriage or anything and all that in IPK.
But I’m also waiting to listen to O Jaana and see the staring, wind and all cause I’m a wee bit sucker for those.
So goodnight and see you tomorrow!
- S
Next up: E5 “Devi Maiyya working overtime for Shivika to happen”
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Ishqbaaz Liveblog 10: Shipper Villain Arrives
Hello hi everyone,
New week - new liveblogs! My stance on IB and my actual hook to IB is their interpersonal relationships. Especially of the Obros and Annika Saahil. What I am not into is Annika Shivaay (I love some of their scenes much later when they’re just wholesome beans). It’s really a small moment at the end but I’m afraid it won't be pleasant to watch. Still, I love Dadi and Jhanvi SO MUCH.
Also - I love Omkara so far. His journey is very nuanced.
Ab, back to liveblogs!
- JWB
Episode 10: “Shipper Villain Arrives”
- Cool, the Oberoi drama continues with Tej and Pinky pro batwaara and the rest of the family being NOOOO
- Again, Pinky married the wrong bro.
- Cool, now Om also is traumatized by the thought of batwaara.
- Dadi… yes, hold everyone responsible.
- Oh no, Dadi, going sentimental won’t help in front of your selfish son and other daughter in law. Tej would be happy to kill you if that meant batwaara could happen.
- Arrey yaar every now and then this show has taken it to make Dadi cry.
- DID DADI DIE, oh wait no, she’s sitting in darkenss alone.
- Oh Shivaay, being a good grandson to his dadi.
- And there Shivaay, taking the whole responsibility of the Oberoi khandaan on his head.
- If he wasn’t such a dick to Annika he might have been one of my favorite ML.
- Ah, poor Om, still reeling from the shit Pinky said hours ago.
- oh oh what is shivaay checking for. Is he checking for drugs?
- ah, om, bechara. You know im surprised how well they’ve shown om and his addiction issue.
- shivaay is actually a good brother too. What makes him terrible to the one woman he might love?
- ah, so Annika left the safe key at Oberoi’s. I’m afraid phirse drama hone waala hai.
- there, Shivaay is flash backing to the much deserved water splash and Annika is rightly angry at him.
- lol Annika, did you not watch IPK? If you plan to go anywhere for one minute without drama, that ain’t happening.
- YAAR THIS SHOW HAS PLANNED ON KILLING DADI WITH EITHER DEPRESSION OR FRIGHT - I’M TELLING YOU.
- Yo who’s this weird aunty?
- Also, what’s with villains hiding behind patli trees?
- I’ll die laughing if its Rudy trying to be spooky.
- LOLOLOLOL, I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE.
- Dadi, aapki khoon main hi locha hai. Your sons are weird and grandsons are weirder.
- LOL, I’m dying at Rudy being surprised that waking Om at the middle of the night led to being slapped. What did you expect Rudy?
- Om, as usual, is pissed and annoyed at Rudy’s “8 hours” long relationship.
- Rudy, are you sure you wanna ‘save’ Shivaay from Tia, lol.
- Yes Om, you’re right, Rudy’s IQ is in single digits.
- Hehe, Om covering up Rudy’s weird roaming around for candle—
- Ok I’m laughing like anything right now, the bros indulge Rudy SO MUCH.
- Shivaay am I agreeing with you that this is weird?
- Lol, they’re praying to angels to fulfill Rudy’s wish. Hehe, Rudy isn’t that dumb.
- There, Shivaay feeding his hungry little ruffians.
- Rudy is kinda important for the family - he is the healer.
- AYE HAYE ADVERTISEMENT SHURU!!!!!!!!
- This time the three bros are advertising together for… Masterchef?
- Om & Rudy. - we’re here to eat and dance. I don’t know who made our profiles here.
- Shivaay - finally ONE place where my profile should be. Why isn’t anyone agreeing?
- Lo, Dadi is here and going to be all senti about her potas.
- Hello random villain. Are you saying that Oberoi mansion doesn’t have security and anyone can play with the fuse?
- Isn’t the fuse supposed to be at an inner part of the house.
- LOL, this random villain is also a shipper? I BET ANNIKA AND SHIVAAY WILL MEET IN THE DARKNESS AND HAVE AN O JAANA MOMENT.
- Wow Tej. One villain recognizes the other. He immediately knew that someone did the short circuit on purpose. Kya baat. Makes me think that if Arnav’s dad was alive, would Mr. Malik immediately sniff out Shyam Manohar Jha since both are ek khet ki mooli?
- Wait, Pinky, if you WERE sleeping then how did you understand that the lights went off? Ugh, ignoring Guggi.
- Yes Jhanvi, you and your sons and nephew are the only ones dealing with the light situation properly.
- WHAT DID I SAY!!! ANNIKA ARRIVED AT THE HOUSE WHEN IT’S DARK. SHE AND SHIVAAY WILL MEET.
- Damn, maybe I am Devi Maiyya in this show or Chitragupt?
- Oh damn, I just remember Annika has a phobia of darkness. Oh shit, really worried for her.
- DUDE DO THEY FORGET PRIYANKA ALL THE TIME? DID SHE DIE OR SOMETHING? WHY ISN’T SHE PICKING UP THE PHONE?
- How does anyone and everyone enter Oberoi Mansion aise hi? What’s with rich people and chindi security? Like they want to get murdered/looted?
- OFC SHIVAAY ANNIKA HAD TO MEET. Are the villains the true shippers in stories?
- WHAT DID I SAY. WHAT DID I SAY.
- I’d kinda buy into the moment of them meeting in the darkness cause darkness is romantic and Shivaay is wearing a black kurta *haye* but if he wasn’t such a dick before and if they had a bit better moments then perhaps…
- oh no, he’s gonna walk her into the pool
- omg no Annika peeche toh dekho!!!!
- Shivaay if you drop her into the pool then ill drown you in Ganga river myself.
- ok he’s gonna drop her. I’m preemptively angry.
- OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
- BURN HIM TO-- wait what, why did Shivaay also go into the pool??? That to full--
- wait shivaay, you aren’t looking like a good person now.
- you’re kinda creeping me out. Why did you get into the pool with her?
- CALL THE POLICE! ANNIKA PEPPER SPRAY NIKAAL, I’M NOT GETTING GOOD VIBES. WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG
- Still like Annika’s costume though.
- The End -
Hmm, I have incredibly mixed feelings about this. It’s obviously a highly sexualized moment - with the dark lighting, pool, both of them wet, intense staring and so on. What Shivaay does to her here, is exactly what Arnav did when he threw Khushi off a floor. Highly inappropriate things to do. And the only reason I could go through Arnav throwing her off a floor is because: it was in public space, the moment was neither romanticized nor sexualized and there was no Rabba Ve. So I’ll probably ignore the Shivaay and Annika until we come to the wholesome parts :)
#ib#ishqbaaz liveblog#ishqbaaz#Queued post#jalebi watches something else#tere liye ttji#here for Omkara Dadi Jhanvi Annika Saahil#and rudy#sometimes#lol
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sigh, she's so pretty. rohit you're a goddamn fool if you don't snap this girl up asap. KPK ka agla hero stud nikla toh?????? move fast, idiot.
LMAO SHE'S USING THE SHREK WAALA ONION METAPHOR ON HIM
"auraton ki izzat karne waala samajhdaar insaan..." lol ok imma stop you right there, sis.
also lord, stop telling him all this rn, you're just inflating his already too big head. i do nottttt like how unequal this equation is.........
but lord they’re so cuteeeeee.
ooh her dad was a poet.
oh god, she's gonna recite one of his poems for him. girl, it’s waaay too soon!
his face watching her though. when she’s looking at him, he’s just glancing at her casually. but when she drifts off reciting the poem, he turns to look at her with such an engaged expression. it may not be romantic for him still, but he likes this person. after a long time, he’s letting someone in.
"banaate waqt toh aisa nahi laga tha, lekin yeh jo kuch bhi bana hai, waqai mein kaafi achcha hai."
NO. STOP. I MUST INSIST YOU DESISTTTTT FROM GIVING HER THESE MELTY LOVE EYES RIGHT NOW, SIR.
ohohohohohoh pallavi's husband is the mobile network dude.
wait. why's sona's bag still here on the table?????
great now these two are fighting over the file.
fight has de-escalated into mutual panic attack.
pallavi's husband is gonna go and dig up the raima deets for the good doctor, isn't he?
hein? abrupt cut. but a welcome one coz i'm ready for some comedy!
ravi bhaiyya mansplaining wax strips to rohit, lmao.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S READING IT SO SERIOUSLY. OH ROHIT.
"tumhe dekh ke mujhe aisa laga ki tumhe iski zaroorat hai!"
rohit:
adlkfjsdlkfjldskjflsdkj this pair of absolute idiots oh god i can't.
"baat mehenge aur saste ki toh hai hi nahi."
oh rohit.
"mujhe proof chahiye ki tum mera gift use kar rahe ho."
"kaisa proof?!!?!?"
video proof. lmaoooooooooo i can't. i just can not.
this poor son of a bitch.
oh ho pooja is on same set.
and having some kinda meltdown.
ptsd hai bechaari ko.
sona is truly so good and pureeeeeee. tamil nadu mein hoti toh abhi tak teen-chaar mandir ban chuke hote uske.
lol ajit and rohan's ishaarebaazi.
ROHIT YOU'RE SO BAD AT THIS.
lo. out in the open.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO VIMMI'S FACE.
arre idhar inka khatam nahi hua kya?
why is akash being so weirdly menacing about this??? i thought he was a chill, jolly dude. suddenly they’re making him villain?
at least this got yk and nishi kinda back on the same team. i like them as a couple, despite their issues.
lmao idhar abhi bhi introspection chal raha hai.
lo aa gaye paplu taplu.
LOL ROHIT IDK WHY YOU EVEN TRY.
haaaye yeh rohan haraami nikla, nahi toh these three could have filled the OBros-shaped hole in my heart.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AJIT'S REACTION TO "GAADI MEIN USE KARO" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE HIM THE MOSTTTTTT.
"bhai ke body pe baal hi baal hai, baal hi baal hai..."
"nahi yaar, normal hai!" again with the looking down his shirt to confirm.
THESE TWO FUCKING IDIOTS. BIGGGGGGGG OMRU ENERGY.
they even have a "dil bole oberoi"-esque naara: SIPPY BOYS HAIN HUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
"rohit!"
rohit: *low but fierce growl*
lolololololol idiotttttttt.
oh lordddddddd. challenge ke chakkar mein khaal mat kheench lena pls.
(........... not that i'm speaking from experience or anything, i definitely did not pull off a whole layer of skin waxing my upper lip 3 weeks ago, haha nope, not me, nosiree.)
snorttttttttttttt.
lol idhar toh santosh sivan level ki cinematography chal rahi hai.
while rohit fumes in the bg, hahahahaha.
"sippy khaandaan ke izzat ka sawaal hai!" pfffffffffffft
the face of a "ready SHER" adlskfjldsjfsld
OH ROHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol she's so adorable, a phone rang and she's looking at the brand new one in the box.
UN KAMEENO NE BHEJ BHI DIYA VIDEO. KYA HARAAMI BHAI HAIN LOL.
hahahahahahahahahahaha, oh sona.
"usko doctor ki zaroorat hai! she needs help!"
no you dumbass, YOU need help. mardaangi prove karne ke chakkar mein literally baal ki khaal nikaal di.
lmaooooo this fucking petty idiottttttttt.
omggggggggg she's so cute. i loveeeeeeee herrrrrrr.
this is the first time i don’t hate her breaking the fourth wall thing, coz it seems natural and appropriate for the situation.
lmao i can't wait for their next meeting. rohit is going to be hella scarred from this experience and won't want to open another gift from her ever again.
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why no precap???????????????????
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Hi TT, thanks for that answer on Priyanka.👌 I had another ques. based on OU. From first episode, Dadi talks about how her grandsons will find girls who will show them the 'other' pov (NKK, truth, body image). Do you feel that she practically taught/mentally conditioned her grandsons, that there will be some girl who will "fix" them/correct them, so as a result her grandsons ended up taking their romantic interests for granted?
No, I don’t think the boys took her ‘ishqbaazi’ lessons very seriously at all. They just humoured her when she blathered on about it. Shivaay didn’t even believe in romantic love. Rudra didn’t think monogamy or commitment was important. Only Om kinda sorta believed in love the way Dadi did, but he had a different interpretation of it. None of them thought anything was wrong with them in the first place, to need their love interest to come “fix” or “correct” in them.
Dadi has her faults (burdening Shivaay the way she did - giving all her grownass shitty kids leeway to do whatever garbage and then expecting poor Shivaay to fix it somehow, overly romanticizing the concept and power of ishqbaazi, etc.), but I don’t think she should be blamed for their fucked-up-ness in this area. She was just trying to get them to teach them to not be rigid and plan what kinda people they should fall in love with, to be open to those who have different viewpoints to them; coz those are the life partners who would “complete” them, because they’d balance them out. The Obros taking the girls for granted is due to a blend of narcissism and misogyny and a whole lotta mental issues that can be attributed to shitty parenting (by their actual parents.) They’ve never seen one healthy marriage in the family and have no idea what a good relationship where a wife is respected looks like.
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ishqbaaz ep 400 - 404 lb
now, let’s see what fresh hell my idiot children have raised in the one week i left them unsupervised!
ep 400 (30.10.17)
ok you know what, i reallllllly do not care about this lameass shivika plot. i didn’t care one week ago when i was watching in real time, and now one week later, i literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. ugh. already disgruntled at having to sit through this garbage.
YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON RIKARA, PAR NAHI, IDHAR BHI APNE AINVAYIII KE ISSUES. HONESTLY. THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES FOR 4 MINUTES. AND IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES, THINK PROPERLY LIKE NORMAL MARRIED COUPLES, AND GO BANG. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
ugh ok i really don’t care about anika’s nonsense mental issues when there’s literally so many other problems. fwding this bs.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, rikara!!!!!!!!
i am honestly so emosh rn. 😭😭😭
yaaaaaaas baby girl! call him out on his bs!
ok can’t help but feel a little bad for kunal’s kamar in this scene. is it just me or is he ladkhadaayiing a bit?
UGH GTFO SHIVIKA I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWO RN UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING.
anika has legittttttttttttt lost her goddamned mind. honestly, what the fuck have they done to my girl????
IS THIS HONESTLY AN ISSUE???? LIKE???? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE TWO ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW. JUST GTFO MY SCREEN BEFORE I RAGE QUIT WATCHING THIS EP.
lmao ok kunal ki saaas phul rahi hai, someone give the poor boy a sec to catch his breath.
YAS GAURI ASKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMM
pffffffft, don’t even talk about shivika’s ishqbaazi rn gauri, coz... i just can’t.
“WOH DONO EK DUSRE KO NEECHA NAHI DIKHAATE KABHI.”
ok someone needs to sit gauri down and tell her all of bade bhaiyya ke puraane paap.
and rudra’s just going snip-happy on ajay’s car like a toddler in crafts class. best.
ok ruvya nonsense is what i care about least in this show so fwd fwd fwd.
this trope of shit getting stuck in each other’s jewelry and what not is literally the worst.
OK RUDRA NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ONE TIGHT SLAP. WHY THE FUCK IS BHAVYA EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS? SHE JUST NEEDS TO TELL SHIVAAY WHAT’S UP AND GTFO THE STUPID “BOND” CLAUSE.
god i’m just so mad at heterosexuality rn. all these ppl just need to leave each other alone already, coz together, they just make each other and everyone else miserable as fuck.
YAS GAURI. TEAR THAT DUPATTA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE HEGEMONIC INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY IN THE DESI SOCIETYYYYYYYYYYYY
why am i being forced to watch this utter TRASH that is this shivika plot? it’s literally worse than the ruvya plot. #bloodyUNSAHIKKABLE (something for my southie peeps there.)
never thought i’d relate SO MUCH with shivaay during an argument, but hey, here we are. matlab facepalm kar kar ke mera toh mooh hi laal ho gaya hai.
ok what even is this editing? ffs, kuch toh transition effect daalo scenes ke beech mein.
oh gauriiiiiiii, my baby girl, don’t cryyyyyyyyy. mera dillll jaltaaa haiiiiii. i can’t bear to see you like this. 😥😥😥😢😢😢
ok i can’t bear his crying either, but he deserves to cry a little, so dil pe patthar rakh ke seh loongi main.
GOD SRSLY ANIKA YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
great. usko bhi pakad ke taana and issue. shivaay just leave her be. let her go eat something and she’ll calm the fuck down in time and come find you. 🙄🙄🙄
i’m just fwding this garbage, because after EVERYTHING they went though, if she still doesn’t trust him, phir mujhe kuch nahi kehna. honestly, so done with this.
ok just in case i didn’t hate men enough in this episode, ajay’s here to MAKE SURE ki koi kasar reh toh nahi gayi. 😒😒😒
okay fuckkkkk offf shitty ajayyyyyyy, with your crappy unibrow.
OMFG HAATH LAGAAYA, SAALE KAMEENE HIMMAT KAISE HUIIIIII KAAAT KE GANDE NAALI MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN
ok this grownass man has been TOLD the issue to his face and he’s still like “idk why she’s mad at me?????” why are men like thisssss?????
god why won’t this shitty ass episode enddddddddddddddd??? 400th episode my ass.
waah, bhavya’s gonna solve the mysteries of the feminine mind for bhaiyya.
lol this little golu molu baby sardar. what a cutie.
this show really nails their casting of kids. highly surprising how all of them are non annoying.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN BRING BACK HER KHOYA HUA CONFIDENCE? BY SEXING HER. SO PLEASE. GET TO IT. MATLAB, TUM AADMI HO YA PAJAMA?!!?!
GOD FINALLLLLLLLLLY THIS DAMN EPISODE IS FUCKING OVER. HALLELUJAH.
ep 401 (31.10.17)
aaaaaaaand golu molu is back.
shivaay, don’t you have enough issues in your life???? ek aur issue ke beech mein taang adaa rahe ho???? go talk to your stupid wife.
... is there a reason he got outta costume for this????
and god the ugly blue filter. hate. HAAAAAAAAATE. WHY DO THEY USE IT EVERY TIME THESE TWO HAVE A SCENE IN THIS LOCATION????? IT’S SO FUCKING UGLY.
man do i haaaave to watch this???? he’s just gonna be all i promise ill love you when you’re old and blah blah blah physical looks don’t matter dil matters and blah blah.
“i’m not trying, i AM cute.”
pffffffffft. ek toh overconfidence ki hadh. you’re not even that cute. doosra, bebe!Anika is this close to taking off her chandni and beating all the cute outta you.
my god i cannot be gladder than i am to be utterly single rn, coz jesus above, being in a relationship looks fucking exhausting. yahaan mujhse apne emotions aur issues jhele nahi jaate, and you have to be deal with someone elses’ neuroses too???? no thanks.
i am baby!sardar and he is me. utterly sick of these ppl and screaming “meri jaan baksh do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
called shivaay’s nonsense speech almost down to the word. not feeling particularly proud about it tho, coz that just means the writing of this show is just thaaaaat thakela.
OMG ANIKA WHICH OTHER WOMAN WOULD EVEN WANT THIS STUPID GODFORSAKEN DEMON OF A MAN?????????? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT????????? THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER WOMAN IN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAN TOLERATE HIM?????
ok i swear to god rudra needs to get hit by a bus or something. #freeBhavya
WHY WON’T THIS STUPID SCENE END OMG
fwding. don’t care. gimme gauri. NOW. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
OOOOH. WHY’S BULBUL COMING TO OMKI????? is she realising that she’d rather be married to repentant hottie shaayar rather than ugly unibrow handsy fucker???
ok. clue has been given that richa is the reason. use your goddamn brain now, omki.
god his sexyyyyy agony whisper voice. it’s doing things to meeeeeeee. 😍😍😍
haaaaaye his face. be still my beating heart.
of course. ajay is daksh 2.0, but not even half as entertaining.
i miss daksh, man. after svetlana, he’s the most lolz delivering waala villain this show has ever had.
OK WHAT EVEN IS THIS OUTFIT GAURI IS WEARING LORD ABOVE NA SAR HAI NA PAIR, JAANE KAISE TEEN CHAAR CHICHDE JOD DIYE HAI AUR USKO “OUTFIT” BULA RAHE HO
angsty sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyes are being maaaaaade. 😭😭😭
and ugly ajay is noticinggg and grinding his teeth all shivaay-style.
ughhhhh ajay you’re the fucking worst. i really fucking hope the oberois go to town on you and repeatedly kick you in the nuts.
ok shivaay’s outfit has actually made me go blind and i’m now watching this episode with my mann ki aankhein. 😣😣😣
shivaay still can’t understand the concept of consent and free will. honestly, i think this idiot needs to have the point beaten into him.
aisi time par bhi isko shayari sooj rahi hai. emo!maxxxxx only my son is.
“mujhse vaada karo hum aur kuch nahi karenge.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OBEROI KIN AT ALL??????? SHAADI KHUD KI HO YA KISI AUR KI, TAMASHA TOH KARNA HI HAI!
omfgggggggg anika, COZ PYAAAR (woh bhi aisa ek number ka ghatiyaaaa “pyaar”) ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE OK????
ok anika just don’t give a fuck anymoreeee.
aaaaaaaaaaaaand the wig is offfff.
why’s gauri shocked? she fully knew anika was here? they slept in the same bed???
ajay is the shivaay of bareilly. all authoritative and shouty and shiz. pity that the real shivaay is here, and about to teach him how it’s really done.
LMAO MAAAAAAAAAA IS LIKE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTHING! MAIN TOH ALLAH MIYAAN KI GAAAIII HOON!!” 😂😂😂😂
shivaay’s having a haaaaaard time controlling himself. teeth grinding and eye rolling to the max.
lololololololol looks like ajay’s maa itself shall be cockblocking him.
“THA NAHI. HOON.”
daaaaaaaaaayum son!
LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE LIKE “I TRIED, MAN. I TRIED.”
styyyyyylish and tadi-filled removal of pagdis and wigs.
god kunal, tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itne khoobsurat lago. NOT FAIR! 😫😫😫😫
lol nakuul’s champu hair, compared to the other two’s faaaaaahbulous, totally-unaffected-by-pagdi hair.
obligatory ‘haaye my beautiful boys!’ waala shot. 😍😍😍
gauri be like WHY ARE MY SASURAAL WAALE SUCH FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG
EP 402 (01.11.17)
LMAO like whaaaaaaaat trip is ajay even on? she’s HIS wife, not yours. what “cheeeen lega” and all??? kuch bhi. chal hatt, chutiya kahinka.
can’t wait for obros to hand ajay’s ass to him. coz he’s quite honestly asking for it.
hee hee hee, i shall always get a kick outta shivaay jumping men who have like at least half a foot on him and trying to fight them. my smol fighty baby.
OMFG OMKARA KO CHAANTA. AB TOH NAHI BACHEGA TU BETA. AB TOH TICKET KATAA HI LE WAAPSI KI.
WHY’S RUDRA STOPPING SHIVAAY???? BRO, YOU’RE SUPP TO JUMP AJAY TOO???? MY GOD, NIKKAMMA KA NIKAMMA ONLY THIS IDIOT BOY IS. WHEN YOU GONNA START PULLING YOUR DAMN WEIGHT AROUND HERE, ASSHOLE???????????????
awwww man shivaay’s face is making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😭😭😭😭
OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG BULBUL CALLING OUT TO BADE BHAIYYE #MYBROTPLIVES #shivriHameshaAmarRahe
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
ab baby bulbul ne aadesh diya hai tohhh...
lol bulbul’s bloodlust will not be satisfied with just the one obro. she wants them ALL to go to town on these bareilly bastards. and that’s allllllllll the encouragement hubs needs.
how awesome is this shot of bulbul and her three protectors tho! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
gimme some shots of anika and bhavya kicking ass too plz???
ugh no, they’re relegated to cheerleaders. how lame.
LMAO GAURI’S HAPPINESS AT THE CHAOS, FADING AWAY AT RICHA/MUKESH’S WTF FACES HAHAHAHA
shivaay’s like bro i’ve had enough of this small town bs. can we gtfo here pls?
god i realllllly hate gauri’s outfit. it’s drowninggggg her tiny frame.
“hum waapas nahi jaa sakte.”
lmao everyone’s faces like “behen itna maar dhaar karne se pehle nahi bol sakti thi???? phukat mein energy waste.”
i really love how shivaay is having waaaaaaay more of a devastated reaction than om at gauri not coming back.
protip to shivaay: just legally adopt gauri (like you did sahil), so she’ll be your sister no matter what the fuck goes on in the rikara marriage.
... we’re back in OM?
oh yes we are. unless shivaay authoritatively makes hot chocolate for ppl in others’ kitchens as well.
ok that sleeved vest looks really bad under THAT kurta, shivaay.
shivaay, ever heard of giving someone (anyone!) personal space? no? ok cool.
CAN A MAN ANGSTILY MOPE IN THE DARK ABOUT HIS WIFE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE IN PEACE? PLEASE???!?!?!!!!!!
heavy vibes of post-ishaana kadhi-chawal scene no?
still one of my eternal fave obro scenes. (“main iss baare mein baat nahi karna chahta!” *talks about it for 2 hours*)
“hota hai.”
haan is ghar mein toh aksar hota hai, ki biwi kisi aur se shaadi karne chali jaati hai, lekin NORMAL LOGON KE SAATH aisa nahi hota.
oh boyyyyyy, shivaay ke khurafaati dimaag mein idea.
meanwhile gauri is doing full intezaam of bhaagna from there.
gosh gauri, since when are you such a terrible liar???
maa is doing everything she can to cover bitiyaa’s ass. love it.
ajayyyyy doesn’t even wanna marry her???? then why’s he so insistenttttt?????
STOP LYING TO HER SHIVAAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE YOU LEARNTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGG. GOD.
“shankar ji apni chiraiyya ka dhyaan rakhlenge.”
YUP. IN THE FORM OF BADE BHAIYAAAAAA. WHO’S FLYING OVER AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE HIS BABY BIRD.
omg how daaaaaaare he LIE TO HER FACE LIKE THIS. BITCH, ONE. YOU A HELLA SUCKY LIAR. AND TWO. SHE KNOWS YOUR DUMB ASS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.
“WE GOT OURSELVES A BULBUL TO KIDNAP.”
god this asshole really going to fucking kidnap gauri. srsly, it’s like he learned nothing from his first wedding.
“yaar hum raat ko ghee lene jaa rahe hai????”
LOLOLOL
fuck, my hearttttttttttt. god i love these stupidass boys so much.
ooooooooooh gauri is overhearinggggg.
YAAAAAAAAAS BULBUL YOU BEAT THE F OUTTA THIS ASSHOLE.
pffffffffft, oh nowwwww she wants to call omkiiiiiii.
of course he won’t pick up. girl, this is why you should depend on no man.
ugh the cgi for the helicopter is so terrible.
lol gauri has emptied her whole wardrobe into making escape waali rassi. she’s seen golmaal (puraana waala, not the chutiya new ones) one too many times i think.
pffffffffffft waise toh bada kidnapping ka plan bana raha tha??? karne ka time aaya toh shivaay is just standing there frozen and other two just pushed him to side and moved on.
LMAO HER INNER MONOLOGUE I LOVE GAURIIIIIIIIIII SO MUCH
LOLOLOLOL HE WAS GONNA BUST INTO A SHER AND RUDRA’S FRUSTRATION
“YEH KAISA AADMI HAI???? BHAABI MUBARAK HO, HUM AAPKO KIDNAP KARNE AAYE HAI.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO
be still my beating heart! 😍😍😍😍
omfg ommmmmmmmmm you idiot her headdddddddddd!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand great. ajay and minions are here. ugh.
obros exchanging “it’s go time!!!!!!” faces.
wow. that was hella easy.
ep 403 (02.11.17)
wow, gauri still hasn’t regained consciousness? maybe you shoulda taken her to a doctor for a ct scan or something first.
“bhaiyya, aur koi illegal kaam karna hai ya main sone jaaon?” LMAO
anika’s detective dimaag is on during half-sleep also. AMAZING.
but never fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! billu’s here to romance it outta her. haaaaaaye.
ugh. fuck these two ridiculously attractive assholes who won’t bang and insist on killing me with sexual tension.
uh ohhhhhhhh, billu made a boo boo! wife is on to him!
omg look how tiny shrenu’s feeeeet are!
ugh my heart. can these two just be happy now... pleaseeeee. they’re the life raft i have to tie myself to now that shivika are... just... idk what.
snort. fucking idiot.
“japan mere zehen main hai kyunki it’s my favt. country. wahan ki jo mount fuji hai na, it’s a really good mountain! mujhe wahan ka khaana bhi bohut pasand hai!”
LMAO WHAT IS THIS A NIBANDH HE WROTE FOR INTERNATIONAL DAY AT SCHOOL?????
omfggggg “sabudaana vada khaaya hai tumne japan ka???” hahahahahahaha
I NEED SPACE?????? BITCH GO MAKE AN OBEROI COLONY ON MARS THEN. BADA AAYA SPACE MAANGNE WAALA.
IDGI???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL HER GAURI’S IN THE HOUSE???? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER?????
goddddd anika, why must you discuss all your marriage matters with some other person????
lol anika calling bhavya out on knowing rudra wasn’t home last night haha
ouffffff anika, you really need to get a hobby. like, take up watercolours. or knitting. maybe get a pet. horseriding?you need SOMETHING to distract you from the fuckery that is this house and your weirdass marriage.
LMAO RUDRA “usually kidnapping ke baad phiroti ke liye call karte hai. main karoon kya???”
“BIWI HAI MERI, GHADDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂
“we have to keep it under wraps”... MAYBE START BY CLOSING YOUR DAMN DOOR?!?!!?!?
lolololol man i’m loving the return of omRu scenes. i reallyyyyy missed these two together.
OMFG OM EK TOH SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS UPAR SE YOU’RE WRAPPING HER AND STASHING HER IN A CUPBOARD????
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the sisters are here. with their shak waali nazrein.
the face on an honest man who isn’t lying his pants off. amazing.
oh hooooooo anikaaaa, you’re so annoyinggggg when you get like this.
pfffffffft. brothers are here. ab hoga tamasha.
LMAO AND TAMASHAAA IT IS. THE WAY HE FAINTED ONTO THE BED HAHAHAHAH
ouff the amount of nautanki.
LMAO THE WAY HE GOT UP ALL FINE AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AND FELL AGAIN LOLOLOLOL
lol for first time rudra is doing bagaavat against his eternal master bhaabi
OMFG THE WAY RUDRA JUST PICKED HIM UP AND TOOK HIM I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHA
ohhhhh boy she’s going back into om’s room.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand caught!
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “DEKHO KAUN AAYA HAI!!!! GAURI! AA GAYI!” HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I AM FUCKING DYING OMG HAHAHAHAHA
ok, what exactly is anika’s problem here? she also wanted gauri to come back? matlab... i really don’t get her newfangled issues these days.
kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din bhi dekhne padenge where i’d be on shivaay’s side during arguments. waah re prabhu, teri leela.
gauri’s having a legit “main kahaaan hoon?” moment.
great anika has taken her lecturebaaazi outside to the devars. she’s really getting on my last nerve these days.
like i get her point and all, but behen, tum apne buddhi waale dhong se kaunsa usko izzat-o-aabroo se lene gayi thi???? matlab kuchhhhh bhi.
lmao anika ki toh tain tain phisssssssssssss ho gayiiii.
and lolololol look at this idiot boy who’s not even hugging her back, he’s just like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!!?!?!
lmao shivaay’s look of triumph. he’s literally likeeeee
ouff ok gauri, heavy on the mythological references this early in the morning.
lmaoooo shivaay knocking om on the back for the patti thing. matlab, when sso thinks you’re being a little extra, know you’ve gone truly overboard.
ugh ok she forgave him already??? itnaaa bhi lightly nahi jhaadna tha matter ko.
anika be like behen, y u no tell plan? ainvayiiii mein moral science lecture diye phir rahi thi.
ok i really thought the anika learns about gauri title was about the chutki secret, but siiiiiiiiigh.
aaaaaand these two are fighting.
“aise hi rehna hai???? sudharna nahi hai???”
lol 1 crore ka sawaal pooch diya tumne anikaaaa
god you two, this relationship is fucking exhausting and i’m just a passive witness to it. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE BEING IN IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE GO THE PHONES.
ep 404 (03.11.17)
servants of the house be thinking ‘itne din se kitchen achcha khaasa saaf-sutra tha. lo aa gaye phir gandh machaane.’
godddddddddddddd rudra’s besura singing.
shivaay’s being hella relatable these days.
ok i really don’t like this shakki biwi nonsense of anika’s. like, stop ruining my girl pls.
awwww my chiraiyya and her bhaujai.
um, why is this person dressed literally in pinky’s clothes???
ok i don’t caaaaaaaaare about this nonsenseeeeee. fwding.
what even is happening?? you two have been married for like 3 hours and are still fucking up on a minute by minute basis. bade aaye rudra ko marriage advice dene waale.
I HATE THIS GARBAGE TROPE OF MEN IN DRAG ON INDIAN TV. DAMN YOU KAPIL SHARMA FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE. A PLAGUE UPON YOUR (ILLEGALLY CONSTRUCTED) HOUSE!
lol shivaay and om inspecting the custard in the bg as if it’s some huuuuge lab experiment or something.
..... god anikaaaa, you’re a fucking idiot.
lmao bhavya’s such an enabler.
ouffff gauri, not you toooooooooooo.
anika idiot, custard toh lekar bhaagti.
he’s not gonna catch her. and this is gonna create a huge big raita. *siiiiiiiiiigh*
calllled it.
bhavya, my sweet, please find yourself a better man. you deserve sooooooooooo much better.
OMFG SHIVAAY PUT THE FUCKING PLATE DOWN. FUCKING IDIOT.
GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLOT EVER ITS FUCKING 4 AM WHY AM I WATCHING THIS GARBAGE
NOWWWWWWWWW WE TALKINGGGGGG 😏😏😏😏
oooooooooooooooh the chutkiiiiiiii photooooooooooooooo.
SHE’S IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU. SHE’S MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABIESSSSSSS!!!! MY TWO GIRLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
EVERY TIME I THINK OF THEM BEING SISTERS FOR REAL, MY HEART OVERFLOWS WITH FEELS
abbe, seedha seedha custard deke jaa na; yeh senti waala lecture kisko sunna hai.
that custard is fucking LIQUID. matlab, set hone tak toh sabrrr karta bro????
GOD I HATE THIS NONSENSE OF THE GIRL SAYING SOMETHING WHEN SHE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WE DO THIS SHIT A LOT BUT WE REALLY GOTTA STOP. MEN DON’T UNDERSTAND IT THE WAY OTHER GIRLS DO. THEY JUST DON’T. SO STOP IT.
“400 episode ho gaye lekin anika abhi bhi yehi keh rahi hai ki SHIVAAAAY AAAP KYAAAA KAR RAHE HAI???”
i would laugh at the meta but i am too angry that you haven’t as much as made outttttttt yet. what the everlovingggg fuckkkkkkk. you ppl better bang before ep 500 so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ouffffff rudra, ever heard of personal space? you’re the worst. dafaaaa ho!
oh haaaaaaaaaai abhayyyyyy, you hotass demonchild. how you been???? actually, fuck you, where’s my girl tanya and how’s she been????
THIS IS LITERALLY DOODH AND JAM THAT HE’S FEEDING HER. LIKE.... IT’S ANNOYINGGGGG ME YOUGAIZ. IT’S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH.
dayummmm, omki making sex eyes at wife. will i get my tharak fulfilled here first????? will omki shomki and chutki maarofy baazi first?!?!?!
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯
OMG FUCK YOU RUDRA MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COCKBLOCKER 😡😡😡😡
lmaooooo om’s glee when rudra finally left. i love this idiot child so much.
UGH BAATEIN?!?!?!!? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BAATEIN?????GET BACK TO THE MAKING OUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU STUPID NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just read your answer to someone’s international men’s day (????) ask, and well first of all educational because I did not know that was a thing. Second, i completely agree with you in regards to getting equal pay and how the show is misogynistic as fuck and perhaps that’s what Nakuul should do to channel his feminist side. Besides that, I do hear a lot about his social media shenanigans but I’ve never really followed him, so what other amazing shit has he pulled?
There’s quite a bit:
Endorsed fairness creams.
Went on a news channel debate about fairness creams, defended himself endorsing them, and tried to play the victim.
“#Camokurtagate”
Refused to acknowledge the misogyny of his character/show; when it was pointed out by a journalist, posted a stupid, defensive tweet, and used the opportunity to promote the show.
There’s a bit in this video where he and Kunal do a stereotypical “gay hairstylist” joke, and I found it in incredibly poor taste.
Doesn’t seem to take Mansi seriously when she talks about Gauri’s consent in the whole “OBros kidnap Gauri” plot. Justifies it by saying “arre, shaadi kar li hai yaar” (as if spousal abuse is an unheard of concept, and not something regularly showcased on this show, especially by his character?????)
All in all, the man is messy af. I can’t take him and his “wokeness” seriously when he pulls shit like this on a regular basis.
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why is mr. “who are you???” looking for anika? that too in om’s room?
sup tanya?
someone plug tanya in and charge her, coz she be like:
...... like my insomniac ass has more energy than her.
aaaaaaand the power is out. as usual. you guys should invest in an inverter or something.
aw man, his first thought is her. shivaaaaaaaay, you stupid, adorable man.
damn, tanya be smarter than she looks. what energy she conserves in talking, she uses to chalaofy dimaag. she’s svetlana-level smart. kachchi khilaadi nahi hai!
what random room is he breaking into?
ohhh this is that ugly pink guest room.
his face man. his face is killllllllllllling me. 😭😭😭😭
the jig is up. the billu is out the bag.
omg f off tanya, let a man hug his wife for 3 seconds.
this poor helpless boy. he’s just trying to keep everyone from getting murdered, man.
anika, if you know he’s doing this for a reason, then stop hounding him to recognize you??? like????????
oh shit is she gonna catch them?
nope. shivaay to the rescue.
damn, this tanya really is smarter than she looks.
“problem humari hai, jab yeh ghar ban raha tha tab tum paida nahi hui thi, warna tumse poonch lete ki fuse box kahan hona chahiye.”
“fuse box agar is room mein hai, toh lights on kyun nahi hui?”
“.... kyunki main electrician nahi hoon.”
LMAO OMG SNARK SINGH OBEROI 🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh boyyyyy, anika has it out for luchiii tuchiiii tanya.
rudra ghar pe nahi hai, toh anika is teaming up with second most bewakoof wafadaaar: khanna
lol ok i kinda love this stupid pair.
abbe anika, saaaay chandniiiiiiiiiii
OH GOD KHANNA
people are almost murdered in this house on an hourly basis, tanya. gotta get used to it if you’re gonna live here.
lmao “aapke liye toh shivaay sir ka phone matlab yamraj ke order jaisa.”
i really love that blue bookshelf and mirror. #wishlist
lmaooooo omg anika is saying the same thing i did about oberoi mansion
oh god what is omkara even doing??? i don’t even wanna watch this track.
shakki dimaag ke awaiiii ke pentre.
is he on drugs again?????
waqt bitaana hai aur akele mein.... WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE A ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE. WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER TO THIS SHADY-DIRTY HOTEL????
“tumhare standard ki toh hai” OMFG OMKARA
oh godddddddd jamaaalgota. what is this, the 90s????
i love khanna’s fanboy-ing over anika. he’s living vicariously through her.
yup, anika’s fully been influenced by andaz apna apna.
the best bollywood movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.
anika going on a rant about people not having seen AAA is so me, it’s not even funny.
lmao “aap aas paas rahiyega... hosla-afzaai ke liye”
OMKARA WHAT THE FUCK EVEN, I HAVE SO MUCH MICHMICHIIIIIIIIII RN
oh gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. girllllllll. *holds her to me and never lets go*
OM I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HATE YOU SO MUCH BUT HERE WE ARE
jesus, tanya is such an ajeeeb gale paduuuuu.
anika’s “specialty” is roohafza. bringing up the grand total of things she can make to TWO.
“darro mat, ismein maine kuch bhi nahi milaya.”
LMAO. SOUNDS LEGIT.
“mera matlab, cheeni tak nahi milaayi. shivaay toh cheeni se sau miiil ke doori pe rehte hai. tabhi toh itne kadwe hai.”
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LOL. USKE BEECH MEIN PATI KO TAANA.
hahahahaha, shivaay’s suspicious look.
oh god sahillllllllll nooooooooo!
LMAO SHIVAAY’S EXPRESSION. SON, DON’T YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE BY NOW????
ok anika abhi zyaada ho raha hai. everyyyyone is suspicious now.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand like in AAA, the glasses are all mixed up.
anikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. why so pativrata??? usse peene deti. he deserves some jamaalgota in his life.
lolllllllllll shivaay just muttering the word CHEAP over and overrrrr 😂😂😂
shivaaaay fully knows something is up. look at his look of resignation, yet waiting for something to happen.
OMFG SHIVAAY WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON 😒😒😒😒
this is a reaallllllllly classy room for a shady “by the hour” hotel.
ugh om i haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you so much rn
he had this waiting in this room????
NO DON’T TOUCH HERRRRRRRRRR GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF HER
gauri nooooooooooo. 😩😩😩😩😩
oh ho anika, just let her gooooo to the bathroom, what is wrong with youuuu????
lol omg emotional blackmailllllllllllll
shivaay’s confused af faces are giving me life. 😂😂😂😂
anika’s cackle just added 5 years to my life. 😇😇😇
UGH I REALLY DON’T WANNA WATCH THIS RIKARA PLOTTTTTTTT I AM HAVING FORCED WEDDING DAY WAALI MICHMICHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
lol whyyyyy do none of the obros know what a chathth/terrace is???? this is clearly not a terrace.
intentional symbolism with the white sari???? well, maybe subconsciously by omkara, since he picked it out.
ok om this is a hella lotta extra work for humiliating someone. like, you didn’t even know she was coming back until half an hour ago?????
ok who tf is in charge of the music selection for rikara and why do they hate their job so much????? WHY DO THEY PICK SUCH CRAPPY OLD-SCHOOL SONGS???????
OMG I SAW ONE HOT SECOND OF THE LIP SYNCING AND I CAN’T.... LIKE... THIS IS HORRIBLE. SP. BALASUBRAMANIAM’S VOICE DOES NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SUIT HIM. I LOVE YOU KUNAL BUT NO. NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
fwding through it, and gosh, gauri looks so happy. oh bb. 😣😣😣
omkara, what right even do you have to look so fucking angsty and sad and demand answers????? you have no answers for herrr, why the fuck even should she be committed to you or this sham of a “marriage”???
wait, was that all a dream or??? what’s happening?????
NO. DON’T PLAY ROMANTIC MUSIC RIGHT NOW. AND YOUUUUU, YOU HORRIBLE BOY, DO NOT FUCKING DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMNIT OMKARA I WANT TO CHOP THOSE SEXY HANDS OF YOURS OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
..... QUESTION: why do this on the hotel terrace, when you’re paying for a perfectly good room??? like... it just seems like a waste of money.
i can’t believeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that the rikara tharak we all wanted is being corrupted to this extentttttt. fucking hellllll harneet.
“kaisa lag raha hai?”.... “did you like it???”..... did all these brothers take seduction classes from the same person???
i must say, i commend whoever they took the classes from, for putting emphasis on the woman’s pleasure.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND YEAH I WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT HIM TO MEET A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. I WANT SHIVAAY TO BEAT HIS ASS TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE FOR FUCKING WITH GAURI LIKE THIS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
oh man, her faceeeeee.
YAAAAS BITCH DO NOT LET HIM WALK AWAY. TEAR HIM A NEW ONE, QUEEN. TEAR HIM THREE NEW ONES.
aaaankhon se kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dekhaaaaaa you sawwwwww nothingggggggggggggggggg you idiotttt????
what gehri chot, you stupid fucker?? fuck off with your non-existent, entirely-manufactured-by-your-fucked-up-by-drugs-brain manpain.
jhoot aur sach ki toh baaaaaat hi mat karo tum omkara. like.... i can’t even...
omkara i hope you repay all of her tears with YOUR BLOOD. BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD. DIEEEEE YOU ASSHOLE.
GAURI WHY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THIS CRAPPPPPP???????????????????????????
GO GAURI. JUST FUCKING LEAVE. DON’T EVEN TURN BACK TO LOOK AT THIS SON OF A BITCH. EVER. FUCKING EVER.
GOD, JUST GIVE ME SHIVIKA ALREADYYYYYY!!!!! I CAN’T HANDLE BHAVYA’S SADNESS TOOOOOOO RIGHT NOW.
ET TU, OFFICER DAD???????
GOD I’M FUCKING EXHAUSTED BY THIS EPISODE. IMMA GO SHOVEL COLD PIZZA INTO MY FACE HOLE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FILL THE VOID INSIDE ME. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY OMKARA. 😒😒😒
ohhhhhhhhhhhh lord, shivaay’s gotten wind of the kalyani mills secret. like the poor boy didn’t have enough issues in his life.
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