#poor samatoki

[maximaxstreasurebox]

*TRIPS OVER AS I RAN INTO ROOM IN EXHAUSTION*

HOLY FCK, LOOK-

#THEY HAVE MICS AKJSFBDNJHFJGFSHFJHK- #*shaking poor table* #NEMU HAS SKULL MIC LIKE SAMATOKI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- #*screaming into pillow* #lets fcking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #shitpost #hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypnosis microphone #hypmic chuuoku #reaction

[mxxnlightluuca]

SSAMATOKI WIP !!

this is 100% about sasara sorry

#art #graphite #hellllpppp!!! #I deserve better camera quality this is so unfair my poor 2014 LG tablet isnt showing off my true talent #samatoki aohitsugi #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic samatoki #hypmic samatoki #sasara nurude #sasasama #yipppeeee

[mtc-4life]

Random MTC stuff I made recently

Bonus :

#i promise i tried making one for samatoki lol #poor baby was left out by lack of creativity #i'll post something abt him next time #jyuto iruma #hypmic #hypnosis mic #mad trigger crew #hypnosis microphone #mtc #hypnosis mic division rap battle #samatoki aohitsugi #aohitsugi samatoki #yokohama division #hypmic jyuto #hypnosis mic jyuto #rio busujima #rio mason busujima #hypmic rio #hypmic memes #hypnosis mic memes #memes #anime

[arbcards]

Zamn i got jyushi from my hood

Anyways theres gonna be another event with hitoya soon and it relates to samatoki and fishing apparently and i hope that hitoya is the grind card because im poor 😭

Hmm

the My Hood Jyushi do be looking kinda different 🤔🤔

And yes just know I heard about the event! I also heard that they are gonna add some ARB exclusive remixes of the songs 😩

As for the who the grinds cards is gonna be, we still miss one character, but between samatoki and hitoya, hitoya is gonna be the grind card

(and if it's a fishing event and jakurai ain't there then it's not a fishing event)

#lley speaking #i'm gonna go poor bc of samatoki #samatoki stop

[darkbutterflyart]

I really wanted to see Samatoki and Jyuto in Rio's clothes! Of course they would wear it a little differently! fashion icons💙

I had this WIP for a very long time in my folder and I honestly have no idea why I gave them these expressions lol but right now it looks to me like:

MTC decided that poor Samatoki has to hunt food with Rio while Jyuto can stay at the camp! How the hell did he convince Rio???

Hope you enjoy it💙

#hypnosis mic #ヒプノシスマイク #jyuto iruma #入間銃兎 #samatoki aohitsugi #碧棺 左馬刻 #riou busujima #rio mason busujima #毒島 メイソン 理鶯 #mad trigger crew #mtc #my art

[thegreatsinnamonroll]

I am immensely enjoying new people getting into HypMic (mostly on this hellsite fuck Twitter) but you poor babies. Oh my god. You have zero knowledge coming into contact with BAT and Dotsuhon. So here is, admittedly rather condensed, a lore drop and why BAT and DH are important:

Bad Ass Temple

Starting with Nagoya's fiercest, Bad Ass Temple represents courage, standing for what's right, and never backing down.

Their leader, Kuko Harai, is a Buddhist monk (in training), and despite his unconventional appearance and punk-like personality, he's devoted to his faith and friends. Before he was part of BAT, he made friends with Ichiro Yamada after an aggressive fist fight where they were evenly matched. They gained respect for each other and made a team called Naughty Busters. Kuko was eventually brainwashed into leaving Ichiro, after which he went back to school and got in trouble for fighting off bullies from a friend of his.

Jyushi Aimono is a visual kei vocalist for the band Argo Orchestra as well as chunni (like his seiyuu!). He had a deeply troubled past, his parents often ignoring him. Jyushi became extremely close to his grandmother, who made him a small toy pig he named Amanda. He took Amanda everywhere with him, even to school, but a former friend motivated by jealousy relentlessly bullied him and encouraged others to do the same. Eventually Jyushi's grandmother was killed as a result of their hazing, sending Jyushi into a massive spiral.

Hitoya Amaguni is a lawyer who's seemingly only motivated by money, however his true colors shine when he takes on bullying cases. His brother was bullied until it caused his death, and since then Hitoya has been hunting down the people who did it. He has an intense sympathy for Jyushi and Kuko, despite trying to appear as if he doesn't care. He took on Jyushi's case and landed his bullies in prison, as well as clearing Kuko of the charges put against him. Because of their connection, the three of them were able to form Bad Ass Temple under Kuko's guidance.

Dotsuitare Hompo

Dotsuitare Hompo, or Dotsuhon, is a team that always gets back up when they're knocked down, a team that keeps fighting to make their place even if the world is against them. They're fun and engaging, bringing the joys of Osaka to HypMic.

Sasara Nurude may not seem like a leader to the untrained eye, but digging deeper into the comedian's backstory reveals an odd intensity for someone who never stops smiling. Due to his parents' rocky marriage and messy divorce, young Sasara found comfort in comedy and making people laugh. That carried with him to college, where he met his then comedy partner, Rosho. The two took Japan by storm, but a nasty breakup shattered all of Sasara's dreams. He wasn't about to give up, going to Tokyo to get a new outlook, and meeting up with Samatoki Aohitsugi, who, at the time, reminded Sasara of Rosho. A second nasty breakup occurred when Sasara was brainwashed, and the comedian resurfaced later on as the leader of Dotsuhon.

Rosho Tsutsujimori both blends in and stands out. He suffers from intense gifted kid burnout from his parents pushing him in grade school, resulting in him gaining a violent streak that persists to this day. He entered comedy school and formed Dotsuitare Hompo with Sasara until his stage fright and mutual miscommunication broke them apart. Since then, Rosho found a career in not just being a teacher, but being someone who supports and nurtures young talent. Sasara returned to him to have him join the new Dotsuhon, though at first Rosho declined.

Rei is the lore holder here, being the man who developed the Hypnosis Mics and Ramuda Clones. His past is shrouded in mystery, but we know that he only works with the government because they are holding his wife hostage. He calls himself a conman, wickedly intelligent and crafty. He was able to get Dotsuhon together by scamming one of Rosho's students, provoking the teacher enough to get him and Sasara to admit they missed the other.

I tried to make this as basic as possible but feel free to ask about other tidbits, there's a LOT that goes on outside of the anime but it can be hard to find. Anyway I'm Emmet, your local lore keeper!

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #bad ass temple #dotsuitare hompo #dotsuhon #kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hitoya amaguni #sasara nurude #rosho tsutsujimori #rei amayado

[matenrou-fan]

Hello can you write about ichiro hitoya and samatoki hitting their s/o by accident

Ichiro, Hitoya and Samatoki hitting their GN!s/o by accident

Such a strange request yet here!! Hope you will enjoy it!

GNreader, comfort, just wholesome stuff;;

-Honestly the one way when he can raise his hand it's during some childish game, when you two just fool around and try to catch each other.

-Especially if it's tickle fighting, when your boyfriend is just too carried away in his wish to win and finally pins you to the bed with hands around your waist.

-So when you would try to resist, pushing him off and tickling his sides at the same time, Ichiro just wanted to respond with a grasp on your arm, but overdid it.

-"Here, finally catch you..!" - this sudden hit on your shoulder makes you gasp in confusion, and his smile fades away as fast as your own. - "A- S/o, a-are you okay?"

-Even if you sound so loud due to the unexpectedness of this action, not from pain, Ichiro would anyway feel so guilty as if he did it on purpose.

-So all games will immediately stop as he leans closer to check out the hitted place while repeating apologies, mixed with a bunch of questions about how you feel. If it's actually that bad he would bring some ice, absolutely ashamed of his behavior.

-"I'm so sorry, s/o.. How can I call myself a proper mature man if I can hurt my most precious person so easily..?" - Ichiro looks almost like an abandoned puppy in the rain. No, he's not trying to make you forgive him through such puppy eyes, it's just really the way your boyfriend shows his guilt towards you.

-Only after a few times as you said it's alright, he would feel more easily. Yet still, Ichiro would be really careful for a month or two, being pretty slow and gentle during another tickling game or some playful fight.

-Despite his pretty harsh behavior, there's no way he would exchange something more than a few angry words with you.

-And this old man doesn't really like all these bratty games, he has enough of such energy thanks to Kuko's attitude. So with him, it's actually just an accident, as sometimes in the morning he's still so sleepy..

-Went to bed late, woke up early.. There's no way he would understand more than half of your words before drinking at least one cup of coffee with his favorite snack - cigarettes.

-"Honey, can you check the newspaper-" - light pain that erupts in his left elbow and your sudden gasp makes Hitoya wake up better than any coffee that he was trying to make. - "Ah- Shit, s/o, are you alright?"

-If it was someone else, he would probably just scoff, scolding them for getting too close to him from behind. Yet with you he would be much softer, even when his head still hurts from lack of sleep and he can't think straight.

-Well, of course he would check if you were alright, worrying a little about just how bad he hit your spine with probably all his strength. But Hitoya didn't feel that much guilt. He didn't see it coming!

-So all apologize that you would have some sloppy kiss on your forehead and a few headpats as Hitoya mumbled about being more careful and everything.

-"Mm? What's with this gaze?" - he put away a newspaper and chuckled, noticing your feigned frown. - "Oh, I didn't apologize properly? Huh, maybe I should then kiss your poor hurted back? Get closer, dear.."

-Well, but despite such teasing, your lover would leave a mental note about watching his back before turning around. And probably give himself more sleep and rest, so he wouldn't be that sluggish.

-Ok but. No matter what you would do or say, there's no way he would show this aggressive side of himself to you, you're his dear lover, after all. If you ever get that deep inside his heart, then he immediately would place you in the most sensitive part of it.

-And Samatoki is really overprotective, so there's not that many accidents when you bump into each other or hit without purpose.

-But it doesn't matter that even your attentive boyfriend couldn't inadvertently do something. Especially after a long hard day.. He just came home and sat on the couch, and your arms around his shoulders as you stand behind him the only thing that can help him feel better.

-"Ah.. Babe, I missed you so much today.." - A long tired sigh escaped his lips as he tossed his head back to look up at you but instead hit your nose, not knowing that at the same time you leaned closer to kiss the back of his head.

-For a moment you both pulled back, groaning in pain, but of course Samatoki would turn to you first, feeling absolutely guilty. His own pain doesn't matter that much as yours, especially due to the fact he's the one who's done it.

-Doesn't matter if this hit was really strong or not, Samatoki would bring everything - ice, handkerchief, aid kit, even some cold water if you start crying. In one second he turned from just a boyfriend to an overprotective over worried mom, that's how it feels.

-"I'm so sorry, my dear.. Here, look at me.." - his hand slowly caresses your back as he softly smiles at you. - "Ah, don't worry. Your nose is as pretty as before, so don't cry, okay?"

-But despite such playful talk, he actually would apologize a few times this evening, being even more clingy and cuddly than usual. Your boyfriend just doesn't want you to think about that too much, kissing your poor face gently while promising to be more careful next time.

#hypmic x reader #hypmic imagines #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypmic ichiro #ichiro yamada #hypnosis mic ichiro #ichiro x reader #ichiro yamada x reader #hypnosis mic hitoya #hypmic hitoya #hitoya x reader #hitoya amaguni #hitoya Amaguni x reader #samatoki aohitsugi x reader #hypmic samatoki #hypnosis mic samatoki #samatoki aohitsugi #samatoki x reader

[discotenny]

Lights in the rain

waaaaaaaa,, your writing for hypmic is so soft, it makes my heart feel cozy!!! it's like every paragraph is a little window into a candid moment you caught.. is it possible to write one of toki, who is seeing an idol, catching one of her performances on a screen in the city all huge on a building, he stops and just stares like oh.... finally kind of getti gthe hype and how interesting that life is??? too many ideas???? ( ; w ; ) ~ anon

You are so nice you are so kind ;_; I do not deserve compliments so wonderful as these >.< thank you anon <3

———

To the world, you were a famous idol. A public celebrity with millions of adoring fans who would recognize you anywhere. An artist praised for your talent, appearance, and whatever move you may make.

To Samatoki, you were simply his. His partner, his home, his second half, his love.

To be frank, Samatoki knows squat about your career.

He knows you’re relatively famous (he doesn’t know how famous you actually are).

He also knows you perform for a living (he thinks it’s on the same scale as his performances).

And he knows he wants to and will protect you if anyone tries to harm you (once a fan began bothering you while you two were on a date and Samatoki nearly throttled him).

Idol or not, you’re you- the person he fell in love with and will stay in love with till the end of time. He never had a greater interest in your career once you told him because he knows it won’t affect the way he feels about you.

Of course he’ll support you- he’s your own personal cheerleader, but he has no grasp of the scale of the success of your career.

It’s a stormy night in Yokohama when he sees it. On his way home from a meeting with his Rio and Jyuto- he was in a pretty piss poor mood from the food he consumed earlier. Stomach rumbling in annoyance and pain, the only soothing thought in his mind was sharing a warm meal with his beloved.

To add to his annoyance, most places he would usually get takeout were closed for the night- shut down due to weather concerns.

To triple his annoyance, he couldn’t get a good light on his cigarette because of all the rain.

Stuck with under a passageway with a grumbling stomach and a failing lighter- Samatoki had to be in the worst mood he’d been in for a long while.

He had half the mind to message you and ask if you’d like something from a convenience store- the other half preoccupied in wallowing in his own passive anger at the world.

Attempt after attempt he tried to get his cig to light. Rain continues to pour and his irritation grows and grows. A growl escapes throat the moment sparks stop coming from his lighter.

“Useless piece of crap-“ he kicks it away into the night, brushing off thought of your voice scolding him for littering.

He closes his eyes and faces the sky in utter exasperation.

It’d be a ten minute commute by train, not including the ten additional minutes walking to the station, out of the station, and to your shared apartment.

He really needed something to cleanse his stomach. A beef bowl? Udon? Karage? The more the thought about food the more his stomach growled.

He also needed to get you something. Outside of food he felt like tonight you he should give you a gift. Flowers? A cake maybe? He’d need an excuse to get you something or else you’d tease him for being soft again…

When he opens his eyes he sees it. He sees flashes of colors shine through the rain, dancing in the droplets before falling to the ground. Pinks and blues and yellows and greens. His eyes follow the colors to a large billboard across from him.

Previously playing advertisements for alcohol and slots- he widens at the display before him.

You, not you as he knows you at home, but you in your idol uniform- moving with enough energy to carry a stadiums worth of cheers. Light sticks at your feet, the colors shine upon you as they do him.

Slightly distorted audio plays but all the same he knows it to be your voice. Only it’s accompanied by screaming and cheering and excitement and joy-

He wonders if those in the crowd could ever feel the same way he does right now. Staring at the image of you in all your glory. And there, Samatoki makes the decision that no- no one in that crowd- or the world- could ever feel the same way he does right now.

Pure enchantment at how you could be so incredible in every facet of your life. From the soft cuddles you give to him every night, from the way you care for him no matter how pissy of a mood he may be in, from your laugh that makes him feel like he can do anything in the world, to right now. From your energy, your voice, your movement- just you, all of you.

Samatoki smiles then. Then, on a stormy Yokohama night, Samatoki finds his excuse to buy you a gift.

———

Writing this made me feel soft >,< I don’t know if I got his character exactly right but I hope you enjoyed this anon !! Thank you once again for your support <3

#samatoki x reader #samatoki aohitsugi x reader #samatoki aohitsugi #hypmic samatoki #hypmic headcanons #hypmic #hypmic x reader headcanons #hypnosis microphone #hypnosis mic x reader #hypnosis mic x reader headcanons #hypnosis microphone x reader headcanons #hypnosis microphone x reader #hypnosis mic #hypmic x reader #hypnosis mic samatoki

[mackjlee9]

[💸] // hypmic thirst; samatoki aohitsugi //

typing him up and leaving him on the bed for hours after drugging him with some aphrosidiac. his dick an angry red yet the vibrator in his ass is giving so little friction it's frustrating him so much.

hurry up and come back, fuckin asshole.

the sudden feeling of the vibrator being cranked to its highest setting had him twitch, and screamed so loud as cum painted from his chest to torso. and just a bit on his face.

with the vibrator still buzzing at full speed, he's left on the bed overstimulated till you come home.

please. hurry.

" ouggghhh... i just love to torment him. <3 "

So good~!!! Let's torment cute yakuza boss together 😈

As second in command, everyone trusted your words when you said Samatoki was sick or had other matters to attend to.

Poor boss~

No one had any idea of what was actually happening to their boss.

Samatoki kept pulling on the restraints on his wrists, unable to close his legs thanks to the bar keeping them spread open, holding back his moans the best he could, groaning as he squirmed on the bed.

The low, subtle vibration wasn't enough to make him cum, edging him and ruining his orgasms over and over again.

"Fuck- I'll make you pay for this, (M/n)-" leaving his sentence unfinished, Samatoki released a high-pitched moan as the vibrator inside him suddenly went up to the highest intensity.

The aphrodisiac candles were making his body heat up, and everything felt intensified as if he was ten times more sensitive to the pleasure.

But now? (M/n) sat on Samatoki's desk, earphones plugged in his phone while he observed Samatoki through the camera in their bedroom, a superior look on his face when he saw Samatoki's back arch, his cum squirting out of his slit, his cum landing on his chest, reaching his face even. His crimson eyes rolled into the back of his head with each spasms of his body, cumming nonstop over and over again, tears dripping down his temples, arms tense as he pulled on the silk tying him to the bed.

Samatoki kept cumming until (M/n) lowered the vibrations again, grunting as he regained his breath. Moving his head, he glanced at the camera.

"Come back, asshole. I can't-" his body twitched as the intensity started raising again, "Come back and fuck me, (M/n)~!"

(💸 anon, you around👀👀?)

#.thirsts for mjl9 #hypnosis mic thirst #hypnosis mic x reader #samatoki thirst #samatoki aohitsugi x reader #male reader #reader insert #x reader #smut #.💸 anon

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

I like how in the 2nd Rhyma Anime+ episode, Jyuto is so worried that Samatoki is under the influence of an illegal mic because he's acting extra irritated and fighting everything throughout the episode.

And then it turns out he was just in nicotine withdrawal because he ran out of cigarettes. And he was all better after he got one. 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Juuto

#hypmic #hypnosis microphone #hypnosis mic #hypmic mtc #mtc #mad trigger crew #hypmic samatoki #samatoki aohitsugi #iruma jyuto #hypmic jyuto #riou busujima #hypmic rhyme anima #hypmic rhyme anima+

[fullmetalgirl98]

30 days Hypnosis Mic challenge

DAY 29: a song of which you know all the lyrics by heart

🎤 「Nausa de Zuiqu」

(link)

Never in my life, once I met HypMic, did I think that one day I would know the lyrics of this song by heart. Yet it did happen. All because this was the song through which I got @justanotherniky into this project and into the Samaichi, consequently I had no escape. It all started with me playing Ichiro and Niky Samatoki. Until this got slightly out of hand…and we started rapping it in the kitchen…then on the street…then in the supermarket while we were shopping. Well, this little shenanigans cost us at least a good month of freaking out because of 問題！and まだまだまだ! and ロウリュ！ Not to mention that I also infected my two little cousins….and by extension my poor aunt as well. In short, I was almost literally forced by circumstances to memorize this nonsense. And this is the story of why every now and then Anna comes up with "Ichiro to Samatoki, nausa de zuiqu…"

#hypnosis mic #hypmic #30 days hypnosis mic challenge #30 day challenge #day 29 #nausa de zuiqu #ichiro yamada #yamada ichiro #samatoki aohitsugi #aohitsugi samatoki #samaichi #anime #manga #tdd #the dirty dawg #japanese rap

[astro-break]

Thoughts on the 11th ep of Hypmic Rhyme Anima+. Spoilers beware

Season 1 | Ep.1 | Ep.2 | Ep.3 | Ep.4 | Ep. 5 | Ep. 6 | Ep. 7 | Ep. 8 | Ep. 9 | Ep. 10

eyyy separating them into their gumis! the gentaro and jyushi interaction is cute and i love how worried jyushi is about hifu thats so sweet of him

i love how thats the part that kuko focuses on www

LMAO ramuda's cute

i love how ichiro's accent just slipped out a bit there its cute

hm i still think kaibyakumon is in the right

Hey look at that! we finally got why kenji is so invested in them. would have liked to see more of the three but ill take what i can get

honestly i wanna ship akira and satoru so bad wwww they have so much ship potential

YES. THANK YOU RAMUDA. just let them destroy each other my goodness

idk if this show wants to villainize or humanize kaibyakumon. like on one hand everyone's against him on principle but i don't see why they should be?? Ramuda is right, hes the answer to 90% of the casts outside problems

RIP HITOYA LMAO

i love how samatoki is probably the only consistent character here and just wants to be the one to punch the government in the face www

ugh i really wanted ramuda to have won that argument. it suckksss they really went with the most boring path

poor doppo, i feel so bad for him

even poor hifumi can't stand to watch ripp

i love seeing rio in his element, hes kinda cute like that

lmao rei being waving off his own son as if hes just a brat

man i do hope that they get their just revenge. it would be nice but unfortunately impossible just because of the nature of this sort of anime

LMAO HES SO EXHAUSTED THAT HES HALLUCINATING OH NOOOOOOO i feel so bad for doppo sometimes

wow for all that talk of stealth rio just blew up a whole wall

OOOOO GUMI SONG!!!!!!!!!!

hmm i don't like the last two songs as much but there is intresting wordplay to be found in ciaro's verses, especially one as an anti-governmental piece

damn so it seems like the last three episodes will be just the gumis going to each place and fighting off the others

oooo theres a bit of rio's rap ability on show with that shelter

HAHA DICE PUSHING RIO AWAYYYY

OH FUCK ARE THEY CORRUPTING THE DATA TO THE POINT WHERE THEY"RE KILLING AKIRA AND SATORU??????

ey look at that!! I did sort of predict the mass hypnosis! granted its subliminal messaging but im fine with being wrong once in a while

LMAO GAMBLER LIFE

damn theyre still gay after death

the "whos gonna answer my questions" has the same vibe as "who else will I eat icecream with?" thing from kingdom hearts wwww

bro i want a season just about these two idiots

hmm intresting design for scuro i do like it

man now i really do like akira and satoru. they're cool. I hate this bc i know in the end they'll die and kaibyakumon will get his ass kicked to preserve the status quo. i do hope that the anime does use this as a jumping off point tho bc the premise is pretty fun

tho they probably won't. as i said status quo as long as the source material still insists on the current status quo of keeping chuuoku in power. The drama CDs do seem like its building towards a conclusion but its not enough for any meaningful change yet.

tho the anime is original content and thus exists in a separate sphere from the CDs. Its entirely possible that they may move ahead and start shaking things up but i doubt it

lol why the dotsuhon ed they got so little screen time this episode ripp them

#hypmic #hypnosis microphone #Hypnosis Mic: Division Rap Battle: Rhyme Anima+ #hypnosis mic rhyme anima #hypmic spoilers

[ichisama]

911 words | rating: t | high school au

Samatoki was in a bad mood again, bad enough that no one dared sit within a two-table radius of him and Ichiro at lunch.

It was raining, so they were eating in the cafeteria that day, instead of heading up to their usual spot on the roof. Ichiro could feel no fewer than a dozen anxious pairs of eyes on them at any time, like their classmates thought Samatoki might blow up at any second and start punching people at random.

Which was kind of unfair, because Samatoki would never just hit someone unprovoked. Ichiro knew him well enough to know that.

But maybe it was kind of understandable too, because no one knew Samatoki as well as Ichiro did.

"What happened?" Ichiro asked, after watching Samatoki stab a croquette enough times to render it into mush. "Need me to beat someone up?"

Samatoki snorted, but finally set down his chopsticks. "Tempting. But nah, it's just…"

Ichiro gave him a moment, and an extra slice of chashu from his ramen too.

"Some little asshole confessed to Nemu again," Samatoki grumbled.

"Ah." Ichiro should've known. Nemu was adorable, so of course she was very popular. And Samatoki was… a tiny bit overprotective, so of course he didn't like that very much. Ichiro could sympathize. "Did she…?"

"She turned him down, and that punk had the gall to come up to me and ask for tips to win her over! The fucking audacity."

Ichiro grimaced. Poor kid. He must've been either real brave or real stupid to approach Samatoki like that.

"She's just a kid!" Samatoki snarled, scarfing down half his portion of rice in one go. "We're third-years, and even the dumbfucks in our class know better than to waste our time with shit like that. She's only a first-year, and already she's got one of these idiots coming up to her every other week."

"Don't call them dumbfucks," Ichiro chided, before lifting a hand to brush away a grain of rice that had gotten stuck to the corner of Samatoki's lips. "But you're right. Everyone knows high school's too early to confess."

Doppo—a second-year Ichiro recognized as one of Jiro's friends—choked, loudly, seemingly on air as he passed their table with a tray of trash to throw out. Ichiro looked up with a blink, Samatoki with a glower.

"What?" Samatoki snapped. "What the fuck is it?"

"Hey." Ichiro gave Samatoki's cheek an admonishing pinch, then withdrew his hand and licked the grain of rice off his thumb. "Something the matter, Doppo-kun?"

"N-nope!" Doppo squeaked, already backing away. "Nothing at all! Just… just…"

"Just what?" Samatoki demanded. "Spit it the fuck out."

Ichiro dropped a hand to one of Samatoki's and gave it a squeeze. He could tolerate Samatoki in a bad mood—could kind of enjoy it, even, because it was usually when Samatoki would let himself be spoiled and pampered the most—but he knew a pissed off Samatoki wasn't exactly palatable to everyone.

"It's just, um…" Doppo shifted his weight from foot to foot, prey animal style. "You… that… that's not why…"

"For fuck's sake," Samatoki muttered. He jerked his gaze up to a spot over Doppo's shoulder, where Hifumi was sitting a few tables away, practically doubled over—clearly eavesdropping and trying not to laugh. "Izanami! Translate!"

"He's trying to say that's not why people don't confess to you, senpai!"

"Hah?"

"They don't think you're too young for love, they think you're already too in love!" Hifumi pointed to Samatoki, then Ichiro, then lifted one hand with just his pinky finger sticking up. "You know, with each other?"

Ichiro turned to Samatoki, just as Samatoki turned to him. They blinked in unison, as everyone who hadn't already escaped the cafeteria at the start of Samatoki's outburst held their breaths and stared.

After a beat, Ichiro looked down at where his hand still held Samatoki's. His thumb still felt a little warm, where it had brushed Samatoki's cheek.

"Did you not know?" Hifumi called out, with what could only be described as a giggle.

"Shut up for a minute," Samatoki ordered.

Ichiro gave his hand another squeeze. Maybe not just as a gentle scolding this time. Maybe, this time, because he just didn't want to let go.

It had been easy to assume relationships were something that happened after high school, later in life. It had been easy to think high schoolers only had time to date in light novels and anime.

Why else would no one have confessed to Samatoki before? Samatoki was gorgeous, cool, and strong. Talented, and way smarter than people gave him credit for. He was everything anyone could ever want, in Ichiro's opinion.

Oh.

Ichiro's opinion…

"Ah," Ichiro murmured, brushing his thumb over Samatoki's knuckles. "I might be in love with you."

Samatoki drew a sharp breath.

"Too soon?" Ichiro half-joked, with an upwards twitch of the corners of his lips.

Samatoki was silent and still for a moment, before abruptly turning his hand in Ichiro's and lacing their fingers together, pulling Ichiro to his feet. "Can I be a hypocrite real quick?"

Ichiro nodded, eyes alight, breath caught and held by anticipation in his throat.

Samatoki held his hand a little tighter, pulled him a little closer, and seemed to not give even one solitary damn about all the eyes on them.

He only had eyes for Ichiro, and only had one thing left to say.

"Not nearly fucking soon enough."

#crab writes #hypmic #ichisama #high school au #day 20!

[slugtranslation-hypmic]

Hi Slug! Which HypMic boys do you think would know how to apply makeup and how good would they be with it? How about the others?

I am quite possibly the least knowledgeable person about makeup alive. If you put me in a room with James Charles, I'd cancel him out like antimatter, probably annihilating the planet in the resulting explosion. But being clueless has never stopped me, so I am going to make shit up with reckless abandon!

Ichirou: Yeah you know he's into those uhhh you know those anime girl facemasks they sell? He's into those. Wears them on the daily. Got to get that Buster Beautiful Skin.

Jirou: Anything Ichirou does, Jirou does, so he's right out there with Ichirou wearing JoJo's Bizarre Adventures facial masks all over the house.

Saburou: No he's a gamer lol

Samatoki: Hell yes, brother, Samatoki is all about the LOOKS. How does Mr. Hardcore Yokohama Bad Boy walk into the office and demand respect if he's not gussied up to the FUCKING nines? We're talking 30 product "simple routine" videos on Youtube. We're talking SIBLING NIGHTS with Nemu. Have you seen those eyelashes? What is the point of winged eyeliner if it cannot achieve liftoff?

Juuto: A gentleman always needs to look their best, even when they're chasing criminals or trekking through the woods or barreling down the freeway at 200 km/h with Samatoki in the passenger seat. He wears enough concealer to block out the sun on the off chance that if Samatoki ever bites him (not like he's asking asking for this to happen, but you know... better safe than sorry) and turns out to be a vampire, Juuto won't shrivel up and immediately die.

Riou: Just because one lives in the woods doesn't mean that it's any excuse to not look their best at all times. The woods have many natural ingredients, and Riou takes full advantage of them. Nothing like slathering river mud on your face - it's like a mud pack! Exfoliating! He finds wild cucumbers, slices 'em up, and sticks them on his eyes.

Ramuda: Ramuda regularly spends hundreds of thousands of yen on make-up purchases and writes them off as a business expense on his taxes. Does he actually use them, or is this an excuse to have Chuuouku foot exorbitant bills? Only Ramuda knows.

Gentarou: Gentarou possesses all the manic, unfathomably odd energy of a Lush shop but at the same time has an aesthetic to stick to. Only non-modern beauty treatments allowed. We're talking kohl. We're talking oshiroi powder. We're talking dying at the age of 30 because of lead, arsenic, and other poisonous metals featuring heavily in said non-modern beauty treatments.

Dice: Ramuda does it for him. He dolls Dice up in ways that do such dangerous things to Gentarou that they probably contribute to poor Gen's early demise.

Jakurai: He has a long-ass hair routine for his long-ass hair (according to the Spotify radios which may or may not be canon), so he definitely has a makeup routine as well. How else will he look like he just stepped out of a Maybelline ad for every candid shot shown in the manga?

Hifumi: It is his livelihood to look fucking fabulous, and Hifumi did not reach the position of top host in all of Shinjuku by half-assing his job. He is the king of cosmetics, the master of makeup, the sovereign of looking stunning. He owns ALL the things. Whether he's prouder of his Ninja Professional Countertop 6000 blender or his beauty blender [I have no clue what this is] is a topic of much contention.

Doppo: He is trying so hard. :( But all the concealer in the world can't conceal the fact that he is disgustingly overworked. He tries to draw on a smile with lipstick, but - wait, that just makes him sound like he's doing Joker facepaint. Doppo standing in front of a mirror going, "We live in a society." Never mind, scrap this idea. Moving on.

Sasara: Like everything Sasara, if it's funny, then it's appropriate. Sasara once owned a drawer full of eyelash extensions, not to wear, but to leave in innocuous places in Samatoki's office for Samatoki to find, scream at thinking they're bugs, and attempt to smash them with a rolled up newspaper.

Roshou: Once tried to rhyme "Sasara" with "mascara" for a bit only for it to fail.

Rei: Rubs a little baby oil on his pecs everyday to give 'em that golden glow. [Is this what it's used for? Besides babies. I don't actually know what it does for babies either.]

Kuukou: Vanity is forbidden for priests, but it's not vanity if it objectively slaps. In addition to doing his and Juushi's nails just for kicks, he also does Juushi's makeup for shows and Hitoya's for court appearances with big, spiky eyeliner. Juushi appreciates this. Hitoya... not as much.

Juushi: hi my name is jushi 14th mo'on aimono and i have jet black hair with golden moonlight-like highlights (that's how i get my name) and minty kinda green-purple whatever tf color they are eyes like limpid tears and kuukou tells me i look like bofa even though i don't know who that is. i love hot topic and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing black lipstick, black eyeliner, white foundation, and red eyesha-

Hitoya: Not only is he serving the process, he is serving LOOKS. He draws on that beauty mark every day before going out to whoop legal ass.

Real answer: I have no fucking idea.

#not a translation #asks #humor asks

[phantasmiafxndom]

What do you think about giving samatoki a prostate massage, just milking the poor man dry

It's an excellent way to get his attitude in check! Samatoki is far more well-behaved when you've worked an orgasm out of him with nothing but your fingertips grinding cruelly into his prostate. He'll spit awful things and try to save his dignity at first, but the slow, steady rubbing puts a tremble in his thighs and makes it hard to keep his eyes open, and in no time at all, he's barely able to form the words to curse you out. He's not hard, but his cock is soft and drooling all over his stomach. It catches both of you off guard when his balls draw up and he comes without a touch.

After one orgasm, it's even easier to wreck him. Even though he's already terribly oversensitive, his muscles are too jelly-weak to let him so much as try to squirm away. A little more pressure against the swollen bump inside of him leaves Samatoki limp and trembling, unable to do anything but twitch and whimper and let you have your way with him. It's obvious that he's far too sensitive to take much more. And yet, he squeezes so sweetly around your fingers, though... wouldn't it be a shame to let him go now?

#Hypnosis Mic #Hypmic #Samatoki #Aohitsugi Samatoki #Headcanon #Reader #Hypmic Canon #Lemon

[mera-k1]

hiii!! i'm gonna request samatoki, rei, kuko, rio, doppo, and hitoya with a chubby afab s/o who is insecure and it shows during sex 😢 i love you

hii!! i can do that for you, nonnie! love you too~

Insecure s/o

Samatoki, Rio, Doppo, Rei, Kuko, Hitoya x afab!reader

-suggestive (no explicit sexual things are described), insecurities about body (no body type is specified), hitoya's brother is mentioned briefly.

-for samatoki, he's not all that in tune with bodily insecurities. he's always felt pretty comfortable with his body so when you voice your insecurity about it, he's confused. specifically at why be insecure about your body when he thinks it's just fine as is!

-obviously, coming off as a bit insensitive, he tries to assure you that there's nothing wrong with your body. it's perfect just the way it is! whether you think your chest is too big/small, your hips are too wide, etc etc. he doesn't care.

-samatoki has a very careless attitude when it comes to how your body looks to be honest. if he likes you for who you are then he'll love your body just the same. he's more of an actions over words sort of guy so he tries to show that he loves your body no matter what you think of it rather than straight up say it to you.

-rio is very caring towards you. he does care a lot about you but he isn't quite sure of the right things to say when you bring up your insecurities during sex.

-again, he's more of an actions > words sort of guy. as much as he'd like to reassure you, he'd rather show you. he'll kiss the parts you say you're insecure about, always making sure to pay extra attention to them.

-in his eyes, you shouldn't have to be insecure about anything but he understands that it's not your fault. he'll do his best to reassure you about your body with his endless amount of patience with you.

-doppo definitely can get where you're coming from. he understands insecurity, although probably not about his own body, he can sympathize with you easily.

-it honestly catches him off guard the first time you say it. you? insecure? why?! was he doing something wrong as your boyfriend?! or maybe it was his fault?! his mind runs at a million miles an hour...

-poor doppo doesn't want you to think that way about yourself but he knows he won't be helpful in the slightest but he still does try to cheer you up sort of. he tries his best to pick and choose the right words that'll make you feel better.

-rei isn't a very caring man overall. it catches him off guard when you say you feel insecure about your body. he might not say it but he thinks your body looks great!

-he doesn't really favorite actions or words, it's more of whatever feels right to him in the moment. usually he'll lean towards actions more instead of words when he shows that he likes your body.

-in any case, he'll be sure that you forget all about that insecurity whenever you're with him. he's a man of his word after all...

-kuko, very easily, will tell you about his dislike for your insecurity about your body. he just hates that you're insecure about something that you don't need to be insecure about. he loves it just the way it is!

-although he leans more towards actions, you bet he's going to be grumbling and groaning all sorts of praises about your body in bed no matter what. and if you push his face away? just know his hands will do the talking for him instead.

-he can be extremely stubborn and he truly means well in this situation. kuko wants you to love your body as much as he loves it! even if he did fall for your personality first.

-poor hitoya gets a nagging worry inside of him when you mention this to him. it sort of reminds him of his brother. he doesn't want this insecurity to consume you and drive you to do what his brother had done.

-he tries his best to be there for you, to change your mind in any way possible because he loves you a lot. you made him soft. he doesn't regret that at all though.

-he becomes a doting boyfriend, always trying his best to worship your body or just simply praise you. he's dedicated to keeping you happy in your own body.

#♡ fics ♡ #hypmic #hypmic x reader #hypnosis mic #samatoki aohitsugi x reader #rio mason busujima x reader #doppo kannonzaka x reader #rei amayado x reader #kuko harai x reader #hitoya amaguni x reader