#poor tony

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Harley: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Peter: Bet you I can! Tony: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

#tony stark #peter parker #harley keener #ironman #spiderman #harles #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #harley and peter #siblings #ironfam #lol #i mean #yeah #i could totally see that happening #poor tony #so much chaos in his house at all times #tho frankly #i think he secretly loves it #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

[benevolentgodloki]

"LOKI! Why are there spiders everywhere?!"

"Goodness. So there are. Just one moment."

He splays his hand and blasts the offending creatures with a flare of green, evaporating them at once. He doesn't have to tell Stark he placed the illusion there in the first place, right?

"You're safe now."

#pffft #poor Tony #unless you pissed Lokes off earlier #stxrked

[anonyunknownonearth]

So you know how Peter has inhanced metabolism, which means he needs extra doses of anesthetics and such. And the same with enhanced healing and immune system. Well, some of us believe that means he just goes through the symptoms quicker. Like in a flu, he recovers in 2 days instead of the aprox week, but that means he feels like death at the end of, like, day 1. So, what if it were the same sort of thing for coffee?? Oh, and sugar-rush/high!!

Imagining one Peter Benjamin Parker bouncing off the walls of the SI lab, because Ned thought it would be a GREAT idea to test it out with coffee. Reminding you this would be everything stuffed within a short period of time if Peter took a small amount. Say, 30 min??

Unfortunately, he didn't. He took 1 large glass of it because TWO people did not think things through.

Tony wonders what he ever did to deserve this. A few unamed persons are cackling in the background doing no good, with one fuming Pepper Potts.

[Original btw]

#Peter Parker on coffee #Peter Parker a menace #Tony stark deals with consequences #Tony stark #Fuming Pepper Potts #Harley cackling in said background #Clint also cackling in said background #A few other person's we can guess cackling. In. Said. Background. #Poor Tony #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #Peter Parker #Pepper Potts

[st4rking]

pov: you're in the avengers mansion and these two freaks are in the public kitchen

#poor carol #it isnt the worse thing she's seen #and at least they have clothes on this time #my art #diddly doo #the king draws #stevetony #steve rogers x tony stark #stony #stony 616 #marvel #marvel 616 #marvel comics #marvel fanart #steve rogers #tony stark #carol danvers

[lilaviolet]

TK right now

#poor Tony

[anonoite]

#starker #tnpt #ironspider #tony stark x peter parker #tony x peter #my poor attempt at a comic strip lol

[gifstiva]

zivaisms + the way he makes her laugh

#mcgee wanted to kill them #they have so much fun messing with poor tim #HER LAUGH #the way TONY makes her laugh #and her eyes get tiny while laughing #otp: tiva #tiva #gifstiva #tiva gifs #tony dinozzo #ziva david #cote de pablo #michael weatherly #tony x ziva #ziva x tony #ncis #tiva season 3 #tiva spinoff

[brutal-planet]

Poor Things (2023)

#mine #yorgos lanthimos #poor things #emma stone #bella baxter #Mark Ruffalo #Willem Dafoe #Ramy Youssef #Vicki Pepperdine #Tony McNamara #poor things movie #movies #poor things spoiler #poor things spoilers

[yudol-skorbi]

just a little guy on his way to get his 3 am sip of water

#one piece #one piece fanart #sorry #tony tony chopper #i couldn't get it out of my head so now you will suffer with me #just be glad that i didn't visualise this image in my brain about deer velvet #i think i'm not a good horror artist #deers are actually fucked up #no but like imagine #you wake up at 3 am to take your respectable piss #you're walking past the kitchen #and from the pure darkness two glowing orbs are looking right through your poor soul #took a second to think about it and this is just my cat owner experience

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

POOR THINGS

Some people have disagreed with me about my Poor Things review. However, my questions about the film have largely gone unanswered and the points I’ve raised haven’t really been addressed.

Yes, there were gowns beautiful gowns but is anyone going to talk about the fact that she was a child? Or that women face the risk of pregnancies when they have unprotected sex? Or menstruation being a thing? Or how the financially coercive nature of sex work prevents women from giving genuine consent to sex?

Should a man even be directing this movie?

When the upper classes create films about sex and sex work it always seems limited and disingenuous. They really made a movie about a child in a woman’s body having sex in situations where men are constantly taking advantage of her, called it “feminist” and patted themselves on the back for it.

Angelica Bastien put it best when she wrote: “But there’s a corroded spirit to the story, like it’s intermittently possessed by an edgelord who’s unaware most women menstruate, and an early-wave white feminist who believes having sex is the most empowering thing a woman can do. (For all the fucking, there is no menstrual blood!)”

The most problematic - but unexamined - aspect of contemporary discussions around sexual ethics, is the concept of consent. The powerful men (and women) who made this movie clearly live in a sexually privileged world and can afford to think of this movie as "feminist".

I wonder if they even know what intersectionality is.

#please feel free to interact #poor things #emma stone #oscars #oscars 2024 #yorgos lanthimos #tony mcnamara #white feminism #liberal feminism #feminism #film #intersectionality #consent #anyway this was also my letterboxd review

[qu1nns-cha0s]

Marvelous incorrect quotes part 5

(pulled from a quote generator)

(context: peter needed ned over to work on some spider gear.)

Ned, having a sleepover with Peter: hey Peter, what time is it?

Peter: i don’t know, pass me that small drum set

Peter: *bangs his sticks on the drum set loudly and repetitively*

Tony, in his lab downstairs: PETER ARE YOU PLAYING DRUMS AT TWO IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

Ned:

Peter: it’s 2 am

Ned, looking pale as a ghost: you could’ve just asked FRIDAY…

Peter: oh yeah

#marvel #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #incorrect quotes #marvelous quotes #peter totally got scolded in the morning #wonder what tony was doing in his lab #dad tony stark #my poor attempt at a joke

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Tony reading Peters MIT application*

Tony: "I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents"

Harley: What the hell does that mean?

Peter: it can be roughly translated to "I changed a light bulb"

Tony: You have literally helped me build an ironman suit. Why are you writing about changing a lightbulb?

Peter: Wait, I can write about building an ironman suit!?

Tony: ...yes!

Peter: can I write about the webshooters too?

Tony: Obviously!

Peter: and science fair projects?

Tony: Well yeah! That's the whole point!

Peter: ...Mr Stark I have made a terrible mistake and need that paper back before you lose all respect for me

Harley: yeah, too late for that

#poor peter #he probably thought no one could know he knew mr stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark #incorrect peter parker #mcu #harley keener #ironman #spiderman #incorrect tony stark quotes #incorrect tony stark #Incorrect peter parker quotes #mcu quotes #funny #textpost #marvel meme

[tin-can-iron-man]

I'm just gonna say it again real quick:

Yes!! Iron Man is a tragedy! It has and always has been since the very first appearance in 1963 which describes itself, Tony's life, and legacy, as such.

Tony causes most of his issues himself, he is his biggest villain, a majority of his rogues gallery are caricatures of the worst versions of himself brought to life (when they're not just being racist cuz...60s...). The worst thing about being Tony Stark is that he can't stop being Tony Stark (he tried!!) That is the point.

The majority of pain Tony goes through, is pain he inflicts on himself, whether intentionally or inadvertently. That is the point.

He is not A villain (at least. Not usually. There are...some rough moments and arcs that are. Not great. As there is with any character as old as he is). But he is his own main antagonist.

#I—just—*slams fists on floor*—I WANNA PUT HIM IN A PIETRI DISH AND VIOLENTLY SHAKE HIM #tony stark #iron man #616 tony stark #marvel #marvel comics #*screams cries throws up* IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HIS CHARACTER WAS ASSASSINATED IN 2005 IN A WAY THAT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED FROM YET #***starts openly weeping*** if the next main IM series is bad it'll have been 20 years of this shit make it STOOOOOP #being his own antagonist! his actions and mental state and poor judgement calls reaonates with people!! #I'm wildly under qualified to talk about this stuff but #I feel like that's *why* people with mental health issues. self esteem issues. addiction issues. flock to him. #he is not a BAD person. he is a person. who makes mistakes. and devastates himself. and even leaves himself half dead sometimes. #who doubts himself. is simultaneously oversensitive and alarmingly oblivious. he is a mess. that is a fundamental requirement of being him #that. resonates with people. it's *relatable*. Tony Stark is a lightning rod of interest for people...like him. hurting. sad. desperate. #and he brings *enjoyment*. he brings jokes. comfort. #he brings hope #because if a guy like *that* can be *iron man*...maybe we'll all be ok too #it's solidarity but also it's a kick in the right direction. it's saying ''it's ok that this is how you feel. I'm right there with you.'' #''but you can't stay here forever. we always need to try'' #Iron Man is and always has been about the future. after all.

[pharawee]

#pit babe #pit babe the series #garfield pantach #s vorarit #pitbabeedit #thai bl #thai drama #bl drama #bl series #my edits. #tw abuse #tw blood #i had to gif the whole scene #(and edit the subs because ehhh) #kenta's face journey is so soul-crushing #that poor boy knows nothing else #the way he waits just in case tony wants to go at him some more #because just taking it hurts less than when he's disobedient #😭😭 #hold me kimkenta anon i'm so sad

[starker1975]

Tony doesn’t need any more guilt on his shoulders but I love the potential angst of him finding out the pain Peter actually went through facing Toomes with only his homemade suit. To find out that taking his suit and calling it a “tough love moment to urge him on” and that “he had it coming” completely undermined Peter having a building brought down on him at only 15 years old, when he was already feeling so rejected and useless and abandoned. 😭🥺

#starker #poor baby Peter #tony apologize!!!

[astrxxnxmy]

the fact that tony canonically got steve iron man socks for christmas though

#iconic af #that is such a tony thing to do #poor steve 💀 #marvel #what if #what if season 2 #what if spoilers #mcu #marvel what if #tony stark #steve rogers