Bucky: *taking an online survey* *blinks at the results* dom? *goes to tony* what is a Dom?
Tony: *was drinking coffee but now excessive choking on it* wha? *rubs his face turning red when Bucky gets in his face sounding husky*
Bucky: what. Is. A. Dom?
Tony: *rushes out bright red* (all my brat tendencies was going to show) *cover his mouth wheezing*
Bucky: *very confused* was it something I said?
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MARVEL Headcannon #6:
Everyone knows how Steve (and probably Bucky, let's be real) are technologically inept, right? Well, you know who else would also be technologically inept? Thor and Loki, but not for the reasons you think.
See Steve (and Bucky, but maybe he has some tech training as the WS, I can't see HYDRA not teaching him how to hack, so really just trivial things such as using social media might confuse him) has the problem of literally jumping forward in time. Thor and Loki would have the exact opposite problem.
Asgard is like this super advanced place that has literal magic and stuff. It's more than safe to assume that despite keeping older aesthetic, they are a highly advanced civilization that is a perfect blend of traditional and innovative technology. The technology of the 21st century here on earth would probably be something that predates them on Asgard, like how telegrams predate everyone currently alive.
So, while Steve is coming forward in time, Thor and Loki are going back in time technology-wise. And that's why they struggle. It would be like if teens today tried to figure out how to use a telegram (or a phone booth/rotary phone) when they are so used to touchscreen.
Loki is a very adaptable person and is the literal God of Fake-It-Till-You-Make-It, and Bucky has been trained (conditioned) to observe and learn (hence the staring problem) so those two are better at hiding their confusion with technology, but Steve and Thor? Yeah, those two visibly struggle.
The four of them have a "support group" of sorts, where they're just trying to figure tech out. Honorable group members include Carol Danvers and Peter Quill, who are alien tech whizzes, and yet are still stuck using 80's tech Earth-wise.
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Harley: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Peter: Bet you I can!
Tony: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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An idea I have and im really fond of is that like nations in Europe high key get treated like shit by their bosses for a long time (and prob still do??) , have no freedom, are just pawns and tools. And when Antonio goes to the "new world", he sees how wonderfully treated and celebrated beings like him are there- and probably Tenochtitlan themselves asks Antonio why he lets the humans treat him like a dog when he is in fact, also, a God too. He comes back from the conquista angry, traumatized, and questioning everything- and with no morale frankly for a long time. I have more thoughts but I have to go out soon lol
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Tony just sitting back and letting them yell at each other 😂
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West Side Story: So the Jets get three songs plus a ~Here Come the Racists(tm) motif, the Sharks get one, and our side characters Tony and Maria have at least one character solo each. Oh, and two duets I guess lol whatever
Roméo et Juliette: CHARACTER SOLOS AND ENSEMBLE PIECES E V E R Y W H E R E WE MEAN IT!!!! Also R&J get at least two character solos and SIX duets including one with the Friar!!! Why? Because shut the fuck up, that’s why #R&Jrights #Toloveisthemostbeautifulthing
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This was inevitable. From the moment Scary met Willy this was going to happen
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Tony: bucky got cursed
Steve: *starts panicking*
Tony: he is a walking dragon man...
Steve: what???
Tony: yeah, I sort of short circuit when I saw him and I said some... unsavory and rather horny crap *starts to camp out in steve in livingroom* I'm crashing if that's fine
Steve: he became a dragon?????
Tony: yeah, well dragon man but I'm having a crisis, my inner teen is wailing with long dead fantasies <:) :'3c
Steve: 🫠🙂 what?
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𝘚𝘖𝘓𝘋 𝘈𝘛 𝘈 𝘗𝘌𝘛 𝘚𝘛𝘖𝘙𝘌
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Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this! ^_^
Nuada
Price: 950,604$
Personality: Cunning. I love learning new things.
Food: Eats a lot.
Notes: Rare species.
Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★★
Stephen
Price: 88$
Personality: Curious. I love making a mess.
Food: Only eats in restaurants.
Notes: Complicated for a beginner.
Breeding Difficulty: ★★★☆☆
Tony
Price: 9,833$
Personality: Independent. I like playing with my toys.
Food: Likes alcohol.
Notes: Very dominant.
Breeding Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
Gizmo
Price: 448,638$
Personality: Affectionate. I love meeting new people.
Food: Prefers sweet things.
Notes: Very cuddly with their owner.
Breeding Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆
Carl (Luke)
Price: 23$
Personality: Intelligent. Sensitive to heat.
Food: Only eats at McDonald's.
Notes: Likes cuddles.
Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★☆
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Priscilla awoke at dawn, Albert was first to rise, though. He was busy in the kitchen preparing their breakfast.
She went out, and sat on a log repurposed into a bench. Deep in thought.
One day
I will stop falling in love with you
Some day
Someone will like me like I like you
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Tony: Well, Peter, I have to say, I’m really disappointed.
Peter: …
Peter: Well, you didn’t have to say it. You could’ve just thought it.
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Chopper:
Marco, chilling:
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Iron Man (1968) #249
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If my Kirk (or McCoy) ever comes close to a woobie please smack me in the head. thx
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