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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months
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Sun: (holding giant wok of curry, stir fried noodles) Alright, guys! Eat up! I managed to get some instant noodles off the cargo ships this morning!
Ilia: The word you're looking for is "stole."
Blake: I'm willing to ignore that fact if I don't have to eat another meal made out of bugs.
Weiss: I second that.
Yang: Thanks for making dinner for us!
Ruby: Yeah! We really appreciate it!
Everyone digs in, and the table is thrown into chaos.
Weiss: (whole body is crimson and fire is bellowing from her mouth)
Ruby: (face has melted into her cloak and sweat is pouring down her face) WHADKFOIDOOFEUS?!?!?!
Ilia: (scales have turned red, and a sweat is pouring down her face, but she is still eating) This kind of reminds me of Menagerie. What kind of noodles did you steal, Sun?
Sun: (coughing but chowing down) Some package that had a chicken on it. I thought the cartoon on the front was funny. (Coughs and hilds up empty package)
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Yang: (sweating with little heated exhales but somehow managing to eat faster than Ilia and Sun) Is all of the food in Menagerie like this?! Blake, can we move to Menagerie after we get married?
Blake: (eating delicately and savoring every moment. Not a single bead of sweat, but her cheeks are pink) Let's focus on the wedding first, Yang. I think Weiss is dying.
Weiss: (soul is leaving her body while Ruby gives her CPR)
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madmanwonder · 1 year
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Weiss: HOW DARE HE! TO THINK HE INSULTED ME WITH THIS! HE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING FROM ME!!!!
Ruby:…part of me feel sympathy for Weiss plight of being friendzone by Jaune. Another part of me also feel vindictive pleasure of seeing Snow Princess get friendzone by Jaune….
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magicpotatomaster101 · 10 months
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Team RBY (and me) when they realize Weiss is canonically 4'11 without heels
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obfuscatedfig · 1 year
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The space between Weiss and Yang versus the space between Blake and Yang… JUST KISS ALREADY
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sunnyteea · 1 year
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team rwby in the ever after, folks
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neonleon22 · 1 month
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rewatched vol 4 and had a lil idea
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dragon-razor-writings · 2 months
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Jaune: “Come on, I’m a responsible adult!”
Ren: *raises brow* “Really now?”
Jaune: “...I am an adult.”
Ren: “You bought more merch, didn’t you?”
Jaune: “...No?”
Pyrrha, with the Disappointed Parent Gaze™: “Jaune…”
Jaune: “Come on, it was a limited edition!”
Weiss: “You spent $500 in two hours, Jaune.”
Jaune: “Hey, at least it’ll be around for more than 48 hours.”
Nora: “Okay, I know that was a dig at me, but I don't really have a response that would make me look better. Touché.”
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whisperingdrawings · 9 months
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Commissioned by @illusory-torrent✨ Weiss helping BlackSun a bit🫢
Patreon||Ko-Fi
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azzther · 1 year
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had to get this out of my head
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year
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Reincarnated!Pyrrha: Weiss, can we talk? I need your help with something personal…
Weiss: Oh! Of course, Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: Ever since I’ve been gone, Jaune has changed so much! He’s become more confident, he’s become a skilled swordsman, he’s MUCH more muscular…! 🤤
Weiss: *nodding in agreement* Mm-hm, mm-hm! ☺️
Pyrrha: And his hair and that beard! He’s gotten so hot! He’s…what did Yang call him?
Weiss: *automatically* A total DILF! 🥰
Pyrrha: I know, right! 😍 That’s why I’m going to go claim that handsome knight for myself! 😁
Weiss: …what?! 😨
Pyrrha: I’m going to finish what I started back at Beacon and make that knight my husbando!
Weiss: *just started crushing on Rusted Knight Jaune in Vol9e6* …but…you! Me…? Why did you ask…?!
Pyrrha: Oh, that! Consider it a little payback for an incident back at Beacon! 😈
(For those who don’t remember, Pyrrha gave Jaune advice for asking Weiss to the dance while she had a crush on him!)
Weiss: What…? …I don’t…?
Weiss: …you know what? No! 😠
Pyrrha: Excuse me?
Weiss: You had your chance and you shoved Jaune in a locker! I’m going to get the DILF knight!
Pyrrha: HOW DARE YOU-?!
Elsewhere…
Jaune: *tired Rusted Knight sigh* Ruby, do you feel like Pyrrha seems different since we found her in the Ever After?
Ruby: *tired leader rose sigh*
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snowqueenofmyheart · 2 months
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Weiss: *trying out a new white bikini with some frills* Weiss: Well? How do I look? Pyrrha: *smiling and blushing ever so slightly at the view* Blake: *wearing a shit-eating grin and biting her lip* Pyrrha: You look lovely. It fits you so well. Blake: THE BEACONS ARE LIT!! Weiss: ??? Pyrrha: ...I think she means you shine like the sun. Blake: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!! Weiss: OH FUCK YOU!
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madmanwonder · 2 years
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Bleiss: Sup Slut.
Weiss: *Eyebrow Twitch* Hello sister. *Turn to look at her eldest twin sister* What can I do to help you on this formerly peaceful day
Bleiss: I need your help in looking into the dream of my Darling.
Weiss: *Knowing what’s going to happen* Let just get this over with.
The twins use dream-seering device on the blonde man.
Jaune Dream:
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Weiss/Bleiss:…
Weiss:…I’m amazed and disturbed by his dream. Never knew he had in him 😑
Bleiss: Me neither~ 😈💕
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biobugz · 2 years
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Y'know, I thought Ren and Nora confessing to each other on her own bed was bad enough for Weiss "Perpetual Third Wheel" Schnee, but then IQ decided to go the extra mile and have Blake and Yang flirt with each other IN WEISS' HEAD
No wonder she decided to go see a movie with Jaune and Oscar in V7 I'd be sick of everyone else's romantic shenanigans too
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min3nc · 1 year
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Yang and Blake: Hehe we’re in a magical land… together •//u//• maybe we’ll kiss? Here, have some cute and silly interactions :]
Ruby and Weiss: We are suffering from Survivor’s Guilt. Here, have an scene where we’re close to a mental breakdown and an anxiety attack
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dailydegurechaff · 10 months
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Today's Daily Degurechaff is… using an armrest
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darkmoonravewolf · 1 year
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I know the funny joke rn is that team rwby (especially Weiss) is disgusted after they realize the handsome rusted knight is actually an older Jaune but...
I can't legit can't imagine how heartbreaking that is to see
Your friend, who you thought made it to safety, actually fell after you but is so much older. How lonely he might have felt, being in this strange new world with none if your loved one, no one you know, for years to the point that he was mentioned in a childhood book that everyone back home knows...
If I was in that moment right, I would break down crying
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