#pop up for a chat

[gros-chat-fait]

Just six normal teens hanging out in the woods. --

100th post and final drawing of the year. Happy holidays and new year, everyone <3!

#animorphs #just some normal teens who don't have ptsd or have ever killed or lost a family member to an alien invasive army #me: i'm gonna put everyone in shoes so i don't have to draw feet #also me: anyway here's human!ax and it wouldn't make sense for him to wear shoes here...... oh #they said ax lived in a shack in the woods right? anyway my headcanon is they found this bushcraft shelter and commandeered it #been practicing backgrounds because i wanna start working on a graphic novel next year #so this style might pop up more from now on #less characters floating in white voids yay #art du chat

[allhailwiggly]

#dsjkadsjlkadsjlk this is so cute #mariah rose faith #npmd #starkid #i imagine a few of em pop up in the live chat but mariah's the only one i've seen so far

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #alright i don't know if i like how this colouring ended up #BUT i was very excited when i saw this video pop up during my prep today!!! #and i'm sure many gifsets have been made of this already but :'))) #i love that he was texting jodie the whole time!! #i'd love it if he brought his podcast back and just chatted to her again ;__;

[reigningmax]

Girll his bicep in that one pic 👀🤤

#asks #chit chat #Anonymous #this one popped up today and it's a perf response to your message so

[fernderm]

I love when we have a character (reigen) who’s broken out of fandom containment (internet sex symbol) and gets involved in high-profile events (ultimate polls) but then we get back to our little circle (mp100 fandom) and remember that this character has someone back home (one he’s most shipped with) who’s just a guy (serizawa) that gets his own five minutes of fame sometimes (tits poll) and some non-fans might even know of the pair (babygirl). It’s like celebrities who have non-celebrity spouses.

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #serizawa katsuya #serirei #or it’s like reigen is a streamer #bear with me #and serizawa’s the bf who pops up in the bg sometimes and everyone in chat goes OMG HI #apologies if this is difficult to read its meant to be that way

[averageludwig]

I need to get this out of my system or i will blow up. LIKE DAMN.. DAMN. LIKE OKAY. Like damn. Like. Tears in my eyes . fistful of hair . rocking back and forth . damn. He is ruining my life. Guys on the count if 3 throw the biggest rock at me. I need to be stoned there is no cure to this. goodnight cruel world.

#averitext #I AM GKING TO VOMIT. #IS SO LIKE #soft....... #I am gonna pop him into my mouth #this will get inappropriate very quickly i should hold myself back #ITS JUST GUYS?????? LIKE GUYS LIKE COME ON #like okay #like he is so handsome #i want. a 30 minute long sfm animation very human and realistic and smooth of him talking and chatting really softly and being really happy #and passionate and full of love and joy and oh god #cant even say my wife anymore this is just something else #mental breakdown in tags because this being in the actual blog will end me up in a hospital #please #lethal injection

[miraclechatbug]

*early s5 reverse love square*

Chat Noir: That's ridiculous, Ladybug doesn't have a crush on me

Alya: Yes, she does

Luka: Yes, she does

Ladybug: Yes, I do

#miraculous ladybug #incorrect quotes #mlb #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #chat noir #alya cesaire #luka couffaine #i honestly have no idea where they popped up from #especially luka #ladybug #miraculous #incorrect miraculous quotes

[batwynn]

Quoth the raven: my field of fucks is barren.

#raven #quoth the raven #photography #I don’t know what to tag this as #this is a wholly unserious post #I’m very very tired and I have much to do #many miles to go before I sleep #and this is making me laugh so #anyway #irl the raven was chatting with me when I copied their calls #and then it popped up and down for a second #it was super cute

[introspectivememories]

i think what really sells me on brocedes is the fact that they still, to this day, live in the same building. isn't that crazy??? your ex best friend with whom you had a very public falling out with still lives in the same building as you. no one told them to stay there, they chose to do that!!! like nico, i understand. he's got a wife and kids. it'd probably be too much work to uproot them and move somewhere new. but lewis? every time i blink that man is at a new fashion show or fuckin hanging out with shakira. he does not have to live there!!! he does not have to live two floors away from his ex childhood best friend!! and like i know for a fact that there are other luxury condos or apartment or whatever in monaco!! he does not have to do this!!!

#like what is it about that apartment that makes you want to stay lewis??? what is it??? #is it the fact that he is still 2 floors away and if you close your eyes you can pretend like you are young again and nothing will hurt you #two ever? is it the fact that you cannot say his name but you can at least run into him on the lift? he is going to the pool trampoline wit #his two daughter and you are going to the racetrack. his kids chirp a 'hi mister hamilton!' at you. the title sits wrongly on your shoulder #it should've been 'uncle'. it is not and you two only have yourselves to blame. the lift opens and whatever bubble you four were in pops an #all of a sudden you are lewis hamilton 7x wdc chasing after his elusive eighth and he is nico rosberg wdc and girldad extraordinaire #whatever your paths were they diverged long ago. he is going to the pool trampoline with his 2 daughters and you are going to the racetrack #*wakes up dazedly* what the fuck was that??? cannot belive the spirit of brocedes possessed me like that #but like really lewis what is it??? is it enought to catch fleeting glimpses of him around the complex? is it enough to chat about the #weather on the lift? is it enough to send his kids a box of presents on christmas? what is it about this condo/apt that make you stay? #im sorry but it cannot be the amenities. i refuse to belive that. #brocedes #f1 #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton

[ladybugsimblr]

simshaderoom #BaileyKay just posted these pics with #OctaviaMoon to her stories. You think it’s just a bestie pool day or a response to #DizzyDes talking about her leading the unfaithful wives crew earlier? Either way the married ladies are looking extra moisturized and gorgeous. We want to hang out too!

dizzydes Drop the location #EnoughLoveToShare

bkstan Security! Jason!

rubberbandshan Oh how I miss this slightly shady BK. Definitely a response and it's giving "Cuffed and you could Never!"

kingb 🗣️ The Baddest Housewives of DSV. I forgot how much I love these two as besties.

bflyhive Face Card Never Declined Squared 🦋🦋

thorneb Pull Up dizzydes. We would love to talk...

anon This coworker beef is giving me life.

kingb OK Rumble in the Hills!! Dizziot, you don't want this smoke. We're talking about you vs JasonQuintonDLoThorne in that order. Wait, I kinda want to see it.

c.spiracy Changing the subject. Anyone noticing the four fingers? Fourth album is out already so you know what that means....

rubberbandshan C. Friend. We were doing so well. Let's get back to a Dizzy beatdown or Butterfly Springs or even Clone B convos. Anything else. Please and thank you.

#we just want to talk dizzy #let's chat with our hands and feet #he's been begging for it #can't lie #i screamed when this selfie pose came up first #the old unfiltered bk popped out #bklegacy #bklgen2 #bailey kay #octavia moon #simshaderoom #dizzy des #rubberbandshan #thorne bailey

[benevolenterrancy]

i'm only like 40 pages into Heaven Official's Blessing and know basically nothing about anyone or anything, but i am really vibing with this woman who seems to be heaven's exclusively overworked bureaucrat

#ling wen #xie lian #i could be completely misconstruing everything but so far the vibe is This Cheerful Idiot Just Made My Job Soooooo Much Harder But I'm The #Only One Being A Professional About It #meanwhile the other gods i've seen are doing the heavenly equivalent of fucking around in the chatrooms and gossiping #so like. i'm feeling convinced that she's the only one who does anything #she's the little chat notification popping up in his periphery desperately trying to stop him from pissing off every single god even more #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #my art

[svtskneecaps]

in hindsight, when i first saw bad explaining lore to forever during that legendary 16 hour stream and bad had already, in the early days of brazil, previously established a routine of saying like "ok!" or whatever to the daily server restart message (a message that was early enough in his time zone that he definitely would not have slept and woken up to greet it) SHOULD have clued me in to the fact that this guy never fucking sleeps but holy shit can cucurucho non-canonically scare the fear of god back into him so his head touches the pillow for more than like thirty minutes like WHAT. i mean at this point i'd even suggest sending someone in the code monster skin to float there menacingly and then say in fuckin hatsune miku voice or like chipmunked audio just. "YOU'RE HALLUCINATING, BADBOYHALO. DRINKING WATER IS NOT ENOUGH. GO TO SLEEP."

#qsmp #for clarity: all non-canon actions. code monster would not attack nor spawn anything #literally just there to pop his adrenaline and then hit him with the unexpected so maybe he'll be like yea ok that's enough excitement #and GO TO SLEEP. #shut up vic #block game brainrot #like don't get me wrong i would be him if i were in his shoes #i am the exact same way #but i'm NOT in his shoes therefore i get to be concerned for his welfare all the hell i want #QSMP sends a message in chat: badboyhalo what sort of a time do you call this. #like please convince this dude to close his eyes for thirty seconds at least #chat was like 'bad how many subs to make you take a day off the smp' and he just LAUGHED

[sunlit-haruka]

Why are you holding your arms up like that? For someone to grab you by the wrists, pin you to a wall, and kiss you passionately? Shaking my head.

#haru chats about drdt #danganronpa despair time #drdt #whit young #drdt whit #I am so sorry to my milgram only followers seeing this blond goofster pop up on their dash lmao #you guys should watch drdt though just saying

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hold on ok i belted out a brief laughingstock Scene for possible future use that i Had to write down bc if i didn't, i'd never remember it. and why not share?

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“Barnaby? Barnaby, old chap, are you with me?” 

Barnaby blinks, registering the green fingers snapping in front of his nose. He huffs a laugh and pushes Howdy’s hand away. “Yeah, yeah, I’m listenin’. You were saying?”

Howdy gives him an exasperated look, a fond look. “Thinking about running off to a farm again, were you?”

“Nah, just the clouds. They’re a lot less work.”

“Well I’d rather you didn’t. Who would I talk to during the long hours if you went and floated off?” Howdy winks before turning to his shelves, already yammering away about something or other.

Something or other that Barnaby is once again not listening to, because what was that? Barnaby quickly presses his cool paw-pads to his burning cheeks, feeling the bristling fur there. 

Has Howdy ever winked at him? Now that he’s noticed it, Barnaby can’t recall. If it’s new, then why? Why a wink of all things? What did that mean? And that look Howdy gave him… 

Barnaby adjusts his abruptly too-tight tie. It’s unusually warm in the store, isn’t it? Howdy must have forgotten to turn on the AC. 

Gosh, what is Howdy even saying? He’s still talking, but Barnaby hasn’t absorbed a word. He can’t even tell if Howdy is still speaking english. It’s all garbled.

There’s something wrong with Barnaby. He must be coming down with something… or he’s just overthinking it. Overworking the ol’ noggin. A good long nap should set him right. 

“Listen,” Barnaby interrupts, patting the counter, “I uh, I don’t know where my head’s at. I better go find it - I’ll see you later, okay?”

“Oh… alright, then,” Howdy says, a tinge of disappointment in his voice. 

Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking. Barnaby slaps that thought out of the park. He doesn’t want Howdy to be disappointed, that’s absurd. That’s something a bad friend would think. Barnaby may be many things, but a bad friend isn’t one of them.

“I’ll whip up a joke that’ll knock your socks off next time I see ya,” Barnaby promises. He smiles around the discomfort and the entirely new feeling squirming around each other in his chest. 

“Now you’ve gone and brought up my expectations,” Howdy says. He leans on the counter and grins. “Are you sure you can back up such a claim, Mr. Beagle?”

Another hot flush races under Barnaby’s fur, and to his growing mortification, his tail starts wagging at breakneck speed. He lets out an uncharacteristically nervous laugh and backs away from the counter. To both of their horror, his back hits a shelf, making it rattle and tip.

“Oh, sh-” Barnaby lunges to right it before it can topple. He whips around and laughs again. Howdy’s wide-eyed stare burns. “Sorry ‘bout that! Talk about a bulldog in a bugshop, geez.”

“When you find your head, make sure to screw it on nice and tight,” Howdy says, a strange look on his face to match his tone. “And check your temperature while you’re at it - it’s not like you to be off-balance.”

“I wouldn’t say I’m off-balance,” Barnaby says. He inches towards the door, willing his stupid tail to calm down. “I just have ears instead of rearview mirrors.”

“Uh-huh…” Howdy slides to the side, trying to peer around him. 

Barnaby fumbles for the door. The scrape and bang of his search for the handle echoes in the quiet store. One of Howdy’s eyebrows creeps higher the longer Barnaby stands there, making a complete fool of himself. 

Finally, the door clicks, and Barnaby nearly tumbles over backwards in his haste to get out. He stumbles down the steps and briskly walks away, adjusting his hat and tie. As soon as he’s out of sight, he slaps his paws to his face and sags against the bodega.

“Idiot,” he hisses to himself. He presses his back flat against the wall and slams the side of his fist against it. Normally, Barnaby would use a situation like this to his advantage. But Howdy wasn’t laughing, and Barnaby wasn’t being funny. “Bulldog in a - gah, idiot!”

Great. Now Howdy thinks he’s not only a clumsy oaf, but that he’s losing his touch too.

Barnaby growls in frustration, pushing off the wall and stomping away from the plaza on all fours. What does he care what Howdy thinks of him? Others’ opinions of Barnaby have never been anywhere near his list of top priorities - barring Wally’s, of course. If they were, he'd never tell another joke again.

Yes, Howdy is a good friend of Barnaby’s. A close friend, even. But since when has he had such a - such an effect? Barnaby shakes his head, growling again. 

There was no effect. Barnaby is just going insane. Or he’s getting sick, like Howdy implied. That would explain the sudden hot flash, the loss of typically impeccable coordination, and, oh yeah! Barnaby’s brain leaking out of his ears.  

#context from My Brain: #barnaby's chatting with howdy as usual and howdy does Something endearing #or was it like... idk one of his personality quirks pops up #& barnabys like 'aw hes doing The Thing. its one of the things i love about him' #and obviously has a moment of 'whoah wait Love?? haha where the fuck did that come from. whatever *proceeds to panic*' #essentially: the first domino falls #laughingstock #aaaaand not tagging as anything else #if people see it they see it #i havent posted Any of my recent (and rare) writings so this is slightly mortifying! #its been too long since ive posted fic i need to buckle down on my wips #not this one obvs since its not even really a wip #just a tidbit for future me to edit and implement #my dc wips... who i still want to continue & finish so so badly... #the mermay timber one... the timkon cannibalism... cowboy hat rule... and many more... #anyhow i can feel my writing confidence atrophying #i glance at one of my wips and my entire brain recoils like its the worst thing since (insert bad thing here) #shaking myself by the shoulders 'Its Not That Bad You Are A Decent Writer Whose Fics Are More Often Than Not Well Received' #my brain is trying to convince me everything is terrible i need to forcibly shut it the hell up

[medi-bee]

Is riv your favorite slugcat? Or are they just your current slugcat?

I have a very hard time choosing favorites but

I love my little wet mouse very very much! They're so silly and i love giving them the goofiest faces of all time. But Saint might be tied with them as favorite, i love thinking about timeline shenanigans with them.... And I love Arti family AUs so much.........

#asks tag #my art #i have so many doodles of everyone that i simply do not have the willpower to finish :sob: #thank you so much for the question!! <3 #fun fact btw. art's children are alive and well #with only moderate trauma #i like to think about saint popping up all over the timeline among other things #just causing absolute chaos for the iterators #who are trying to figure out why this SAME SLUG keeps showing up everywhere #they start posting their sighting pics of them to the group chat #its always the hot topic of the cycle when someone gets a good pic #rain world #downpour spoilers #rivulet #artificer #saint #five pebbles #im still trying to figure out tumblr so forgive me if something is weird

[sqlmn]

Lightning, water, and fire! Like forever before the plot starts. By the time the plot starts, the lightning and fire deities have been subjected to punishment by the two gods that picked them.

Oh (the fire deity) is first to be punished. They basically decide that since they're going to live for a long time, gotta set some long time goals! And they opt to be the wrath of the gods since most of the other deities are too 'soft' in their opinion. So Oh just. Smites humans. This isn't really a /good/ thing and in their defense mentally, they do it to help Ymber since he's the softest of them all. So their punishment by the gods is to be split in two, effectively halving the power of one into two. (Now they are in a male and a female body and use both male and female pronouns apart since they together make they but apart it feels weird to be they. But prior to the split they use they/them. Also the split bodies go by the names Ohiwe and Ohime.)

Fulj is the second to be punished. She falls in love with a mortal woman and that is a crime according to the gods. Mortals and immortals are not to be together and it will only bring suffering to both sides. So her punishment is her memories of the woman are stripped and her body basically broken to the point she can't remain physical all the time.

Ymber, unfortunately, is the one who blames himself for the discoveries and punishments. If he had only tried to restrain Oh more then maybe they would have chilled out and stopped before being punished. If he had only tried to persuade Fulj to not continue seeing the mortal woman so often perhaps she wouldn't have been punished. So he's just increasing the guilt on his shoulders every day that he remains unpunished since the elder gods have both laid down to rest. They can't enforce their laws anymore and none of the deities are keen on harming one another at this point. They just want to continue existing in peace.

#the daily life of a deity sucks #and then ymber falls in love with a human and is like welp this sucks and i understand fulj now #i also would have accepted the punishment for this #and fulj doesnt even remember the woman she was punished for and doesnt remember how she was before #so she is like hey ymber please just go and kiss the weird human i dont even like him but youre being mean by not kissing him #and ymber is just having the worst time of his life being encouraged by someone who used to be so happy #who he also encouraged to be happy once upon a time #also ohiwe and ohime pop up in the water city to bully ymber sometimes but its still in the way of #dude we like you please grow a spine its been a thousand years please grow a backbone and tell us to piss off #and he never tells them to piss off #also fulj has a long braid here but you cant really see it #and she loves to braid ymbers hair and he gets to braid hers when shes giggling and chatting about love #and a short while after the punishment fulj chops the braid off and ymber is like welp my friend is officially gone #and then he cuts his own hair and leaves to go develop his city alone in seclusion #and he sometimes just cuts it really short because hes still sad and soggy and thinks of fulj braiding his hair #and then she shows up one day when hes debating how long its getting and she smiles #and tells him he looks good with longer hair #so he kinda keeps it a messy short then it gets to be medium and he decides he can survive with medium but he couldnt do long again #but once again fulj is the reason for his life choices (and guilt) #also before anyone asks yes all the deities have a collar #its very important actually that they are collared its lore information thanks #and for what it matters - after oh is split both forms are just as tall #theres just two of them at half power but they are both tall