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gave my sister my last edible and she waited an hour and told me it wasn’t shit and I was like “just wait, it’ll hit in a bit” and this bitch told me I was lying. I said okay ya vas a ver. half an hour later she calls me on FaceTime, her eyes red asf and she’s gulping down water like her life depends on it and is begging me to come downstairs to get her bc “andrea I’m literally dying.” I go down there and she’s sprawled across the fucking floor in her underwear, laughing at the ceiling deliriously. she ate a bunch of stuff that was in the fridge and an entire loaf of pan de jamón, and each loaf is like a foot and a half long 💀 I had to drag her up the stairs and get her into bed
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whistlingmyname · 3 months
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me queme el dedo en el comal hace unas horas y me duele 😭🥲
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azul-ne0n · 1 year
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Y como Rihanna, adoro la forma en la que me mientes pero más me gusta la forma en la que te creo...
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ferrovira · 2 years
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No sé quien es más pendejo, si tú por estar perdiéndome o yo por estar esperando a que cambies
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poetajoereyes · 2 years
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supreme-spiderspic · 2 years
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me acabo de caer como una pendeja💀
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Acabo de pasar el efecto Mandela más ilógico de mi vida
Pensé que se decía
“Extendible”
Cuando en realidad se escribe
“Extensible”
Madre mía, lo pendeja no lo dejo nunca. Es una puta felicidad
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gaingreen · 2 years
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only I would manage to lose a sandwich bag full of flower 🫡
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vampiresavior2 · 2 years
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why did i wait all fucking day to take some pain meds like i was suffering for hours for what.
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eskeletonlady · 2 years
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Ya SE MAS OMENOS COMO FUNCIONA XD no es mia la imagen
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maidot · 2 months
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hurted by ownself
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thefulcrumfiles · 1 year
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Yo escribiendo aquí cada mierda que pienso, que me pasa y que sueño sobre weyes que me gustan sabiendo perfectamente que nada nunca va a pasar y cada semana me consigo un nuevo weon que se me hace atractivo
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sunmisbf · 5 months
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i don’t know why i told my boss my last day would be this upcoming friday i should’ve just let sunday be the last day i could’ve been laying down in my bed rn
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jacobelgordi · 11 months
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as someone who lives in argentina and this means i absolutely have some issues with my body but ALSO know people who have/had eating disorders because it is that prevalent i do have to say internet pro ana mia blogs and social media accounts from this country had gotten worse. they're absolutely rancid, mean and stupid to a point it's gross looking . I stopped talking yo a friend irl because she was in those circles just going around quoting girls' pics with "fatspo" like some freak and harassing them when they responded her with a simple please stop even though she was mildly nice in person. it's exhausting and most people (until now) just tried to justify it with the it's an illness a disease they are mean because trastorno and that's valid and true but there's a point where they have to learn that if they talk shit they don't have the right to act surprised or even angered when someone replies with the same energy and tell them awful stuff too. having an eating disorder and that being hard does not absolve you from being a cunt and you ARE going to get hit if you're being awful. you will deserve it. delete your proana account and be awful in private like normal people
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iamdarcylewis · 3 months
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Well dogs were safe and in someone else's hands so Darcy waited patiently as a doctor went to check on her. She winced when the doctor examined her shoulder, Darcy could barely move it and she was sure it wasn't in the place it should be. A quick visit to get an X-Ray and more waiting, the doctor was back with a plan.
"We're gonna need to pop the arm back in, you might experience some discomfort but it's just gonna be for a moment." Poor Darcy believed those words, so she was confused why more people were around her and a nurse just smiled and injected something on her arm making her jump and of course, causing more pain.
Maybe she should've let Gabe do it.
Not long after, the doctor got in position and....
"FUCK" Darcy yelled but at least her arm looked like it was back in position, the doctor was already writing on the chart and Darcy just had a confused look on her face.
"You're gonna have to wear a sling for at least two weeks and we'll check how is your shoulder going. You're also going to apply heat and cold therapy and you're gonna take some meds for the pain." And just gave her a note.
That was it.
Probably the fastest hospital visit she's ever had. Probably.
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i love talking with my grandma about the coronation, she hates the monarchy as much as i do but she's more vocal and funny about it than i could ever be. i'm dying i love her so much dsfhdsjh
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