#porco brainrot

[xokiddo]

hiiiiiiii! quick questionnn bc youre my fav porco writer anddd youre basically acredited in all things porco for that reason, but if pock went to college — what do you think he'd major in? what classes could you see porco taking? bc im doing hockey/football player pock for a story and while i am ogling him for his jersey, im thinking about him as a culinary student kind of, but since i see marcel as like a nurse/lawyer i wanted to give him something more serious?

guess who read new home and hey neighbor? that's right. it's me😌

omg

SOOO I can totally see him as a culinary student. Honestly I can see him wanting to do that from a passion standpoint - but maybe he tries to do “more serious” degrees along the way. Tries communication, maybe business or education, degree hops to other fields that overlap courses. I can see him getting scholarships for sports but his focus being a bit of a twist from what you’d expect. Maybe you can pull a computer science degree if you really want to give him something “serious”, but culinary arts does truly speak to me for Porco.

I may also be a tiny bit biased because I have my bachelor’s in history even though it didn’t get me terribly far career wise compared to my medicine/STEM based degree friends lol. However I also like to indulge in the idea of pursuing one’s passions in a fic since you can create the world with less consequence if you so choose to. Honestly Marcel being a nurse or lawyer or some position adjacent is so fitting though, in my opinion!

And, omg, you read those and enjoyed them?? 🥹🥹🥹 ilysm thank you, I loved writing those!

#ask xokiddo #porco brainrot

[harcove]

Porco living rent free in my head is 😤

#aot #it never ends #my hyperfixations #porco #porco brainrot #porco galliard

[unicornshaven]

📁📂 Anal Fun with Porco ↴

↯Link ↯Link

#attack on titan #porco galliard #porco x reader #porco x you #porco brainrot #porco headcanons #porco imagine #aot x female reader #aot visuals #porco smut #aot porco #porco galliard smut

[hangeslefteye]

I leave Armin and Berty to your imagination xD

I don't have the time to write anything so bear with my shitty memes <3

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot #snk #levi ackerman #eren yeager #eren jeager #kenny ackerman #zeke yeager #zeke jaeger #hange zöe #pieck finger #porco galliard #reiner braun #reiner brainrot #armin arlert #bertholdt hoover #mikasa ackerman #ymir freckles

[quills-of-freedom]

Headcanons ~

Modern AU - How they'd react to seeing you working in a strip club (And they have feelings for you)

Inspired by... well me being an ex-stripper :')

Written as if reader is working there just for some extra cash, not as a living - it'll make sense why I noted this as it goes on.

Reiner - Porco - Eren - Levi

Some music to set the mood 🔥

Reiner

Reiner would never wander into a strip club on his own accord, either being dragged in during a bachelor party or doesn't realise what the establishment actually is. As much as he appreciates the female form, Reiner is too respectful and too much of a softy and a blushing mess.

Get this man some water please, for pity's sake. His face is flushed the entire time he's in there, his eye-line erratic as he avoids sights of thighs, asses, boobs and bare stomachs.

When the dancers come to talk to him for a private dance, he'll politely turn them down, his eyes glueing to theirs, his mouth dry and - oh gosh is he shaking?

He doesn't know it's you being called on stage because well, they use your stage name. But when the lights brighten slightly and he sees you - legit thinks he's been spiked for a moment and is seeing things.

His movements all stop, his lips part and his eyes enlarge when he realises this is actually happening.

"Oh, you like her?" The other girls will say. "She's great, you should get a dance from her."

Excuses himself and heads into the bathroom while you're on stage, splashing his face with cold water. Other patrons in the toilets laugh at him. "Yeah, it's tough out there, huh buddy?"

Once he hears applause he knows you're done and swiftly leaves. This is what gives him the incentive to confess his feelings for you and try to convince you to leave.

I know if Reiner Braun told me he loved me, I'd leave and never look back.

Porco

Porco loves to talk big and will laugh and "banter" with the "lads" but under the surface, he's a lot like Reiner and is pretty shy (at first) when it comes to intimacy.

He's respectful and will enjoy the attention of the dancers but I can't see him ever getting a private dance, if I'm honest.

He avoids his gaze like Reiner but isn't having mini panic attacks about it like his blonde friend.

When he sees you, he freezes and his nose burns pink but quickly regains his composure. He'll walk up to you and tell you to get changed, he's taking you home.

He hasn't drunk too much so he's okay to drive as he takes you towards his house.

"Porco, where are we -" "You should have just told me if you wanted some money." "It's not like that, I can make my own mon-" "We'll talk about it later."

You'll go to his where you have a long conversation into the night, where he admits his feelings for you and fucks you into his bed.

Oh god, I might turn this one into a fic...

Eren

I can't see Eren actively seeking out a "gentleman's" club, but he's not fussed about being in one either.

He turns down private dances politely. He'll have friendly conversations with the dancers but if they keep pushing for money he will turn mean.

He will get a dance if he is totalled though, but he'll sit with a blank face the entire time - unless he was my boyfriend, I don't think I would wanna dance for Eren tbh :')

Has no problem approaching you with a smirk when he sees you. "Woah, I didn't know you worked here. I'd be in every night."

Pays you to talk with him all night (he insists) to keep other men away from you and to warm you up for his confessions of feelings later. If any man stares, he'll shoot a warning look. If anyone is disrespectful, he will throw hands.

He stops drinking so he can take you home after your shift. He takes you to his, confesses his feelings, convinces you to stop and gives you the best sex of your life until you can no longer walk.

Levi

There's no way Levi would knowingly go into a club. Let alone a nude one. He's either been tricked or he wasn't aware. "Little black book...? I thought this was a fuckin' Library." "Levi... what library is open at 2am with thumping music?!"

Is not amused. DO NOT try to get a private dance. Oh god, he will make you cry if you try to.

Once he sees you, he'll snarl and straight up grab you and tell you to get changed, he's taking you home.

You have to beg the bouncers not to all leap onto him.

Scolds you, so bad. But explains it's only because he cares. It's not the profession it's the people it attracts.

Again, best sex of your life.

#reiner brainrot #reiner x you #snk x reader #reiner x reader #porco x reader #levi ackerman #levi smut #levi x you #eren jeager x reader #attack on titan eren #eren smut #eren jaeger

[gatoru]

𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 || aot characters x you

their favorite songs to play while fucking you, and how they do it

characters: eren, armin, reiner, porco, jean, levi, hange, pieck, annie

cw: unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), dirty talk, marking, hair pulling, face sitting, squirting, dom/sub dynamics if you squint, fingering pet names (sweetheart, baby, sweetie), praise, afab!reader, mommy kink for annie. (let me know if i missed anything) +18 ONLY!

eren: all mine - plaza

eren likes to feel like he owns you, even if he doesn’t – he likes to place his hand on your neck, lightly squeeze it as his hips move against yours. a shaky breath leaves his lips, your eyes roll into your skull: he can feel your climax approaching when you run your nails through his back, making him hiss in pleasurable pain. “tell me, who does this pussy belong to, huh? say my name when you cum around my cock.”

you do, too fucked out to choose anything else other then him.

“you, eren! ‘m yours”

“that’s right baby” he says, as your body spasms “all mine”

armin: die for you - the weeknd

armin likes intimacy when he’s fucking you – he likes to worship every single inch of your body, making eye contact with you as he does so. he’s the type of person who prefers slow and deep rather than hard and fast, slowly – awfully slowly – rolling his hips against yours. one of your legs is hooked on his shoulder, and he lays a gentle kiss on your calf, blue eyes staring into your. 

“you look so pretty like this baby, so fucking sexy” he breathes against the shell of your ear. “so fucking pretty”

reiner: quick music doodles - two feet 

reiner is an intense guy, and the song helps setting the mood. the atmosphere grows thick with want, and he looks like he’s about to devour you when you crawl to his lap. you throw your head back once he brushes the tip of his cock against your aching entrance. it doesn’t matter how many times you fuck him, the stretch is still there – still setting your insides on fire. 

his palms are firm on your waist, helping you while you attempt to take all of him. you’re bouncing on his cock, adrenaline pumping through your veins. 

“yeah, go ‘head baby, take all of it”

porco: reckless - arin ray

listen, porco is one cocky motherfucker. you don’t have to see him to know there’s a teasing smirk blooming on his lips as he enters you, holding a fistful of your hair with one hand and laying a playful smack on your ass with the other. you whine, moving your ass towards his hips, silently begging for more. 

his arm hooks around your stomach, as porco brings his body closer to yours. he doesn’t build up, fucking you hard and fast from the get go. 

“you’re so tight, fuck-” he groans, biting the soft skin of your shoulder. “gripping on me so tight, feel so good around me”

jean: sativa - jhene aiko

jean likes the build up before actually fucking you – he likes your nervous smiles and giggles, the way you shiver when he places a large hand on your thigh. he likes the sensuality of it, the warm feeling on his stomach once you palm him though his jeans, mid kiss. 

he likes milking orgasm after orgasm out of you, jean is entranced by the way your body squirms when he pushes his dick inside your needy cunt.

“too much-” you try to say, too lost in the feeling. jean moves the hair out of your face.  

“shh, it’s okay baby” he kisses your neck, his hard cock fully inside you now. “i know you can gimme one more.”

levi: L$D - asap rocky 

levi craves relief when you meet him at night. he wastes no time in telling you what he expects from you, giving you a set of rules and expectations. more than anything, levi loves putting you in your place. 

one of his hands holds both your wrists against the soft mattress as he pounds into you, relentlessly. 

he’s feral on top of you, marking your body – claiming you as his prized possession. levi likes to swallow your whines when you cum, kissing you. his stamina never betrays him.

“i know you love to act out, sweetheart” he says, condescendingly. “but you have to face the consequences now” 

hange: let me love you - ariana grande

hange likes to feel connected to you, needs to taste every inch of your skin – big brown eyes looking straight into yours as they eat you out. 

their slender fingers grip on the fat of your thighs, squeezing them. their tongue laps at your sensitive clit, overworking your pearl of nerves. hange gets lost in your taste, groaning against your drenched cunt when you grip on their dark brown hair. your juices squirt out of you, as a thread of curses leave your lips.

“taste so good baby,” they mumble against your pussy. “can you do that again for me?”

pieck: white tee - summer walker

pieck likes to feel close to you – she loves the way her name leaves your lips. 

with a couple of digits curling inside you, as your hips roll against her hand, she lays open mouthed kisses all over your chest. her warm, wet tongue plays with your nipples, making you squeeze your eyes shut in pleasure.

“pieck, pieck.” her name falls out of your lips, like a mantra. almost as if she’s all you know.

“gonna cum around my fingers?” you nod, unable to speak. “give it to me, wanna feel that shit”

annie: fetish - selena gomez

annie likes to feel needed – she craves to hear your cries, begging for her. 

your mouth waters as she crawls on top of you, a smile nothing short of wolfish blooming on her lips.

“ready sweetie?” she asks, looking down at you. 

“yes mommy.” you reply eagerly,fingers gripping the fat of her thighs. she climbs up, her wet cunt hovering over your face. 

she moans once her pussy comes in contact with your warm mouth, as you desperately taste her. you can’t properly breathe but that doesn’t matter. your tongue swirls around her clit, moving in all different directions that make her breathe heavily and move her hips against your face. 

“you’re so good to me baby, always taking what i give you. if you behave, i might let you breathe”

#aot smut #aot fic #aot scenarios #eren smut #armin smut #porco smut #jean smut #levi smut #hange smut #pieck smut #aot preferences #aot brainrot

[reinersbuttt]

porco to reiner

it would be like that. precisely

#attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyoujin fanart #porco galliard #aot porco #gallirei #snk reiner #reiner brainrot #reiner x porco #aot reiner #reiner braun #text post #ennemies to lovers #shingeki no kyojin

[heejayy]

Reiner B. || A day off

Warning: vomiting

Genres: fluff 

Pairing: Reiner B. x Black reader 

a/n: anybody know how to not be sad pls let me know cause depression is kicking me ASS

“Babe get up,” your boyfriend whispered in your ear as he rubbed your back gently. You groaned feeling around the bed for your phone so you could turn off the alarm. You clicked the dismiss button and sat up. You felt off this morning, your body was aching, you head felt like it was being pounded with a boulder and your throat hurt to swallow. You reluctantly slid out of bed with a groan, as soon as you stood up you felt hot liquid running up your throat. You made a run for the bathroom barely making it to the toilet.

 Last night's dinner came up along with some unrecognizable substances. A sharp pain shot through your stomach accompanied with the feeling a nausea. You kneeled on the cold tile floor wondering what could’ve made you sick. Was it something you ate? Did you catch a cold? Or was it food poisoning? You let out another groan while holding the toilet bowl. Your eyes began to water Reiner heard the commotion and came running to the bathroom. “Baby what's wrong?!” he bent down to your kneeling position placing a hand on your back.

“I feel like shit rei’’ He nodded placing the back of his hand on your neck and chin checking to see if you had a fever.

“Jesus you’re burning up” he panicked helping you up, walking you over to the sink holding your weak shivering body as you brushed your teeth. Once you finished he carried you to the bed laying you on your back, you let out little groans of discomfort. He shushed you gently whispering reassuring words. He only covered your shivering body with the sheet and went back in the bathroom to get a wet cloth and a thermometer. As you laid in the bed he placed the cold wet cloth on your forehead “Open up” he cooed placing the thermometer under your tongue. He waited for the beep then checked the your temperature.

“102!? Oh you’re definitely staying home today.” 

“But Reiner I have to work today’’ he shook his head “nope i’m calling in for you, you’re clearly sick.” you rolled your eyes struggling to get up. 

“But I-”

“No lay back down now” he urged, you listened to him to weak to protest anymore.

“I’m going to make you soup, get some rest baby’’ he kissed your forehead “you need to take a day off anyways.’’ 

“Mmm baby you’re too good to me” you gave him a weak smile. 

“I know,” he chuckles, halfway wrapping you in the comforter, enough to where you wouldn’t get too cold but also wouldn’t affect your fever. You smiled rolling your eyes at him turning over to close your eyes.

AOT Masterlist

©heejayy 2022 — any reposts or translations of my works are strictly prohibited unless granted permission.

#aot modern au #reiner x black reader #aot masterlist #reiner braun #eren x reader #aot fluff #aot x black reader #aot imagines #aot scenarios #reiner x y/n #aot x you #armin x reader #porco #hange #reiner brainrot #bertholdt

[felineverdure]

#floch forster #jean kirstein #reiner braun #porco galliard #aot #art #mineee #just some bully boyfriends brainrot

[mustapartart]

Picnic 🌾

#pkpk brainrot is on! #porco galliard #pieck finger #porco x pieck #pokopiku #gallipieck #snk #aot #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #digital artist #digital art #digital fanart

[justasillylittlecritter]

why did they make porco so hot in that one scene because i feel like the animators just like playing little games and fucking with us and stuff because wtf??? anhways i love how sassy porco is <3

#attack on titan #porco galliard #aot brainrot

[jeztereddin]

No one can/should stop you from making AOTxFNAF a thing ✨️❤️

No absalutely not

#WIPS!!! #not finished with these--- #just silly little sketches to get mah brain flowing for now #tho--- #seems i made another PikuAni au-- #i know foxy fits Ymir better and not Annie- but foxy is my favorite and Annie is my favorite so i dont care #pieck is Chica #if i did the others- im thinking Reiner as Freddy-- #and idk for Bonnie cause hes to- aggressive for Bertholdt #maybe Porco??? #eh i think im only going as far as Foxy and Chica for this- #depends how far this brainrot is going-- #ive been listening to fnaf songs on repeat since like--- 4 or 3 days before the movie was released---

[peachesweetie]

can someone please makes a story about reiner and porco both falling in love with reader and then the reader choose porco over reiner but over the time, the reader thought that they choose the wrong person and yearning for reiner ti comeback to them but they afraid to tell porco about how they felt???

#porco #reiner #reiner brainrot #porco x reader #reiner x reader

[mrsbrandoxxx]

Can anyone recommend me good fics of Porco Galliard falling in love with someone from paradis 😩 it can be on tumblr or AO3 or wattpad, I use all three apps anyway

#PORCO GALLIARD #BRAINROT #HE HAS BEEN ON MY MIND THE WHOLE TIME #MY BBY <3 #PORCO GALLIARD X READER #PARADIS READER #SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN #ATTACK ON TITAN #SNK #AOT

[hangeslefteye]

Aot boys doing your makeup HCS (REALİSTİC)

I did like one proper HC with girls now I must shitpost because balance ;) HCS for EREN,JEAN,REİNER,PORCO,ZEKE AND LEVİ doing your makeup <3

Eren:

He thinks he's good at makeup just because he sometimes wears eyeliner and acts bold,very bold.But suprise he's clueless,you should have seen it coming when he mistakes your contour stick for a lipstick D: Also very interested in brushes and uses like 6-7 brushes just to 'blend' eyeshadow.Final look will be something like:

Panda but make it goth D: You better suck it up and go out like this or else he'll be petty af the entire week.

Jean:

I hate to headcanon this but Jean is to type to criticise your fashion/makeup choices even if it's subtly.Thinking he knows it all he'll act overly brave with it but kinda convincing because he can actually name some makeup products other than eyeliner.Eren could never.He will raise your expectations sky high when on it but it wil turn out like:

He claims this is a sophisticated look for the fashion magazines D: İf you wipe it you are tasteless, periodt.

Reiner:

He doesn't trust himself AT ALL with it.Like get some product on the brush first but no he'll literally brush your face with 0 product on it for minutes xDD Also he's the type to pick nudes and pastels to not to make it too obvious.He isn't knowledgeable at all but since he loves watching you doing your own makeup he picked up one or two things.Tho not much so you got:

His baking game is no good but he had like 96789565 existential crises while on it and he says you can wipe it but he'll feel horrible if you do :/

Porco:

He thinks makeup is face paint for adult women,can't even name a SİNGLE product D: But willing to do anything for his 'baby' including 'makeup'.He picks the weirdest color combinations possible so, you are lucky if you look like a clown but odds are you will look like you got beaten up in a pride parade D: Also cleans mascara/eyeliner with YOUR spit D: İt's more hygienic this way because D:

He too would admit that he used his creativity a little too much D: Society's beauty standarts are not ready for this.

Zeke:

During the entire process he acts like a know it all youtube beauty guru and you might think he is acting goofy but suprise he is actually a pro at this??Like which ex taught you???But no this is one of his many weird hobbies and he's just that great.

Ofc he'll go for a classy doe eyes look xD Just make sure to thank him properly for the masterpiece he created.

Levi:

Another one for the clueless gang but he's the only smart enough person to ask what any product is used for and how he should do it.Considering he's quite handy in anything he does he picks it up fast and with you guiding a little he can pull of a wearable yet simple look such as:

Afterwards he wants to clean your brushes with bleach,better keep an eye on him.Also Levi is the type to show his love through actions so if he senses you liked what he did, later on he can ask you himself to do your makeup.Of course he gets better and better each time <3

Afternotes:Could you tolerate your fave painting your face?

#eren yeager #eren jeager #zeke yeager #zeke jaeger #levi ackerman #levi x reader #porco galliard #reiner braun #reiner brainrot #jean kirstein #jean x reader #eren x reader #zeke x reader #reiner x reader #porco x reader #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot #snk

[quills-of-freedom]

Crossroads

Synopsis: Although Porco has been attempting desperately to reach the hidden corners of his brother's memories, all he's managed so far is flashes from Ymir's mind. And some breath taking entity within them that's haunting him. You.

And little do you both know, PATHS have been acting as a communication tower for the two of you but as of yet, you're not sure how…

Song for chapter one: Hysteria - Muse

Warnings: Angst. Smut. 18+ Only.

A/n: This is my first attempt at a longer story, one with a few chapters to it. Let's see how it goes. You're going to have to let me know if you want it to continue because if it's shit, I won't.

Chapter I Yearn



With the golden hour pouring its tangerine glow into his room, Porco sat at his desk; legs splayed and elbows propped upon his knees. His tired back was arched as his fingers massaged his strained temples. It felt like the weight of the world rested on his shoulders and he carried it all alone. "Nothing..." He breathes, eyes closed. "I can't get anything from Marcel. Just that witch and her dumb memories."

"Keep trying, Pock." Pieck chirps from behind him, placing his forgotten lunch onto his desk as a reminder to eat. "He's in there somewhere."

"Yeah..." His voice cracks while he opens his now watering eyes.

He'd already lost his best friend, his confidant. His big brother. 

His heart stung and beyond his own selfish desires he needed to access his brothers consciousness, one that was long gone from the physical realm.

"I waited for years." He mutters, mostly to himself - but Pieck listened in. She knew it was tough for him right now and Pieck Finger is always there for her brothers in arms.

"And he didn't come back. " His voice-box cracks a small laugh. "Not only did he not come back, he was killed before the mission even started. Know what that's like, Pieck?"

Her lips part as he turns his head slightly, the evident single tear trying to break the threshold of his pride.

"All that training, suffering... for what? To sacrifice himself for that oaf. He was too good for that squad, Pieck. Too damn good. And I would look up at the sky every night wondering if my brother was doing okay - and he was already long gone. What a fuckin' joke, huh?"

"Porco..." Pieck croaks. "It is what it is. It's war. I'm sorry."

"Yeah." Porco stretches his arms and cracks his neck by bending it side-to-side, turning back to hide his face from her. "That's war."

Pieck turns to leave; "Eat your food, Porco."

And she leaves.

The silence is deafening now he's alone with his thoughts.

What he wouldn't give just to hear his brothers voice again, to hear his laugh and words of wisdom. Marcel would know what to do. But Marcel isn't here.

With an exasperated sigh he lifts his hand to pick up his sandwich when -

Another flashback.

Marcel?!

...No. It's more of Ymir.

There's Reiner in that training ground. Pretending to be some great guy. What a fucking fraud. 

And then...

Then -

All breath leaves his body. His heart skips a beat and his strained orbs enlarge as he sees someone standing there, laughing with Reiner.

The hair. The smile. The body...

That laugh.

He quickly snaps his eyes closed and jerks his head in surprise, the memory quickly leaving him.

What the hell was that?

Frowning, he places his hand over his chest that feels weirdly tight. His heart hammering against his chest and his breathing quivering.

A panic attack?

No, it felt too good to be anything negative like anxiety. But it was awfully similar. Good Anxiety? Is such a thing even possible?

But those eyes, he saw them clear as day. That laugh he heard as clear as a bell. And that aura...

She was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen in his life. In a short two second frame, you had taken his breath away.

There's no way... He shook his head again, gazing out of his window. Whoever that is, is using her dirty witchcraft for sure. Can they even put spells on people through memories? Is this just how Ymir saw her? Or is this just how she is?

No. He reminds himself. Ymir had a thing with that small blonde girl. It must just be how she is. I bet Reiner fell for her, hook line and sinker.

"Speak of the Devil." Porco mutters as the door opens and hears familiar heavy footsteps. "You must be here to ruin my day more, huh?"

Reiner meekly made his way into their shared room. Ever since he got back, it seemed his head was permanently hung in shame. Shame and guilt for failing his mission. And for getting two of his comrades killed and one taken as prisoner.

"Pieck asked me to make sure you're eating." Reiner replied with lowered vocals. "So, eat."

Porco ignored him as the large man made his way further into the room, sitting on his bed with a deep sigh.

"Hard day being a screw up?" He then decided to jab as Reiner pulled of his boots.

"Always."

"Hm." Porco hummed a small laugh, leaning back in his chair. "Must be exhausting, being such a disappointment. I mean, I wouldn't know."

Reiner didn't reply. He simply placed his boots neatly under his bed between his legs.

Reiner then began undoing his shirt, his solid chest and abs becoming uncovered triggered another flashback in front of Porco's eyes.

You again.

This time you were naked but your back was to him - well, Ymir. Some sort of changing room. Your skin looked satin soft as Ymir's gaze lingered over your bare back. Hair pulled to the side so the shape of your back was showing well. You look right at Ymir from over your shoulder, your eyes locking into hers, piercing them. Someone must have said something, it was inaudible to Porco but you laughed. He could hear that though. That sweet, laugh and gorgeous smile that just -

"Shit." Porco snapped himself back to the here and now.

Reiner looked at him with an arched brow.

"I keep getting Ymir's memories." Porco then explained standing up to stretch his legs. "There's someone I keep seeing. Some witch or something. She's... well to be frank, beautiful."

Reiner freezes, his shirt in his hand - eyes staring dead ahead as if the sands of time decided to petrify him in place.

" <hair colour> hair... <eye colour> eyes... "

He eyes Reiner as he is still frozen, his own heart now hammering.

"A laugh that sounds like a bird singing or something." Porco shrugs.

"I couldn't tell you." Reiner lied, resuming his task of folding.

"Oh yeah?" Porco sneered. "Because there's a few memories in here and a lot of them are you two together."

"I was with a lot of people."

Porco stood with one hand in his trouser pocket and the other he swings casually to Reiner's face, touching his skin with the side of his index finger. Before Reiner could even flinch Porco was seeing more.

An argument between Ymir and Reiner at some point. Reiner training with Beartoldt. Reiner with that gorgeous island devil... holding hands?! Ymir is ripping them for it, having stumbled into their private time.

"Yeah right." Porco scoffs.

"Don't." Reiner warns, now also getting to his feet.

"Or what? What are you gonna do, Reiner?"

Reiner's lip twitches into a snarl for a second before he regains composure.

"Thought so." Porco spits with venom before stepping towards the door. "You were there playing house while we're waiting for you to do your damn job!"

"It wasn't like that!" Reiner yelled back.

"Save it for someone who gives a shit." Porco hisses before stepping out and slamming the door behind him.

Reiner flops back onto his bed, arm covering his eyes. It was hard enough leaving you behind and lying to you. And oh how he missed you. And now, you hated him. You hated what he was and how he deceived you. But there was no other way. He fell for you, simple as that.



Porco leaned his back against the other side of the solid wood door, chin in the air and eyes clasped shut. You certainly were a witch because you had him enchanted. 



More flashes of you kept popping up from nowhere, some of them lasting a few minutes hearing full conversations with you. It was driving him insane. After a while it felt as though he knew you on a personal level. And after he discovered it wasn't really like this for others, he concluded you were something special. And not this evil devil as he'd expected either. He witnessed kindness. A good sense of humour. He would even have such vivid dreams about you it felt as though you were both spending actual time together.

It came and went. Some days he didn't see you at all. Others he would be seeing you all day.

It had gotten to the point that Porco had awoken from a dream. Another dream where the two of you were just sitting and talking. Laughing. His eyes were greeted with a dark room, his ears with the soft snores of Reiner in the bed across the room.

His heart hurt.

He was in love with someone from a memory.

And he knew Reiner still loved you - he wouldn't talk about it or about anyone but Porco knew. How he'd freeze up and sometimes even blush whenever your name was mentioned out of curiosity. All Porco wanted to do was talk about you, find out what you were like. But there was no chance of that happening without raising suspicions.

His bare chest gently swelled and fell with his breathing as he stared at the ceiling thinking about you. He'd never been in love before. He'd never even really felt lust before - he'd always been far too busy for such things.

And yet as he lay there flicking through Ymir's memories like some cheap porno magazine to see you naked again, his feral need for you far outweighed the shame of what he was about to do.

His fat cock was solid underneath his sheet, pulsing as he grasped it with a fist trying to calm himself. But as his eyes closed and lips parted a deep gasp escaped him as he began to slowly stroke his head. Fuck. She's so perfect. Those beautiful tits... that face - I just wanna ruin it. Make that pretty face cry with my dick...

He tried to control his breathing as to not wake up his roommate; his free hand gripping his sheets, clawing at them from how good it felt to imagine your pretty little lips around him. Thinking of the things he would do to you. He paced himself, keeping his strokes slow while his fingers now ran through his hair. His nose sniffed as he tried to keep his composure picturing your tongue flat out for him, ready for his load.

"your name..." He grunts, his heavy breathing quivering as he fought his own body for control. "Fuck, your name..."

He'd never felt the need to masturbate over a real person before; usually just using his imagination and conjuring up women or thinking of something from a dirty drawing he saw once hanging up outside of a gentlemen's club.

His arm moves faster, the joy of his pleasure quickly escalating. Those hips... Nurgh those lips... her hair... I remember feeling her skin...s-so soft... 

He imagines you riding him, your breasts bouncing as you swivel and grind against him, imagining how you'd smell, how you'd taste.

"Fuck, your name, your name..." He bites his bottom lip hard as his muscle spasms and vomits its thick cream, his loud hiss a lot more volume on it that intended.

The bedside lamp flicks on, illuminating the room.

Reiner is on his side, squinting through the light at Porco, who freezes. He see's his hand down under the sheet and the cherry hue across his nose and cheeks, eyes like a Deer in headlights looking over at him.

"Porco, what the f -"

"Turn the light off you pervert!"

"What name were you saying?!"

"What?"

"What. name. were. you. saying?"

Reiner sat up, eyes slowly adjusting to the light.

Porco smirked. Whether he was feeling confident from his recent dopamine hit or because he loved you too much to care...

"your name."

Reiner's jaw tensed.

Porco tapped a finger to his head.

"Yeah I see her. I see her every night. I can't help it, it just happens. And she looks so good. How did she feel, Reiner? In your arms?"

Tears stung Reiner's honied eyes. "Perfect."

Porco let out a deep sigh, lowering his head back down onto the pillow. "Yeah? I thought as much."

They both jumped in horror as their bedroom door was kicked open by a big boot. Reiner stood up in his underwear, Porco followed, hastily holding his sheet against his naked stomach.

"Wake up girls!" Magath roared as he stepped in. "Looks like I've interrupted your little slumber party."

"No sir!" Reiner chanted.

"Good, because guess what? You're gonna be packing your bags. We're off to Paradis!"



End of Chapter I

#reiner brainrot #reiner x you #reiner x reader #snk x reader #reiner braun #porco x reader #porco smut #porco x y/n #porco x you