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checkitout-checkitout · 5 months
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Reasons I Don't Take Star Wars Too Seriously
+ George Lucas originally wished for the Daffy Duck cartoon Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century to show before the original Star Wars.
+ During the filming of The Empire Strikes Back, Mark Hamill and the 'Droids appeared in-character on The Muppet Show. Their in-universe reason was that Chewbacca The Wookie was kidnapped and held captive somewhere in the Muppet Theater. Throughout the entire episode, everyone says "Chewbacca The Wookie" like it's his full name.
+ During a 2010 convention interview, Jon Stewart asked George Lucas the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi's home planet. With a completely straight face, Lucas announced that Obi-Wan came from the planet Stewjon.
+ Growing up in California, I spent a lot of my childhood thinking Star Wars was just a ride at Disneyland.
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texasthrillbilly · 2 years
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phoenixyfriend · 1 year
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Star Wars AU Masterlist: Time-Travel
So, it turns out tumblr has a Maximum number of links you can have on one post… and I hit that limit. Several times. So… multiple masterlists.
Main Masterlist
Currently this list is separated into:
Time Travel AUs in the Wider AUs masterlist
Jangosoka
Ahsoka-focused
Disaster Trio (one or more, exclusing Ahsoka solos or Vader solos)
Original Trilogy cast
Other
Time Travel AUs in the Wider AUs or Big League posts:
* Fake Spontaneous Training Bond
Uncle Ben and Little Luke
* Sandstorm Verse
* Obi-Wan Declares Himself Dad-Shaped
* Anakin and the Jedi Babies
* Rex and Anakin Raise a Family
Commander Buir: an excuse to let Cody be dad-shaped
* Dimension Hopping to an Omegaverse
Fake Sith TCW Trio (7.5k words)
Ghost Vader Shows Up To Help
Time-Travel Bosoka AU
The King the Soldier and the Spy
Parole Officer Fulcrum Steals Three Million Babies
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Jangosoka
Fett and Fulcrum
Crack Ship Ahoy: Jango/Ahsoka
* Sugar, Spice, and a Heart to Entice (4.7k words)
Rex Cockblocks Jangosoka (it’s more depressing than it sounds)
Accidental Mand’alor Ahsoka
Jangosoka scarring Obi-Wan for life
Go away, Skyguy!
Something that’s... approaching analysis
The nature of time-travelers and Jango
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Ahsoka
Ezra and Fulcrum’s Wacky Adventure
Rex and Ahsoka are two halves of the same idiot black ops specialist
Breaking into Kamino
The Girl Who Died at Mortis
Ahsoka/Depa ft. jealous Bo-Katan and jealous Jango
Naming Conventions for time-traveler Ahsoka
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Disaster Trio (non Ahsoka-solos)
A Knight, a Padawan, a Captain... and Boba, tagged as “Boba and the Torrents”
Obi-Wan adopts Jango by accident - Obi-Wan even lectures Jaster
The Future Assistant Dooku Didn’t Ask For
Are you done talking yet? (now with ficlet by @nevertheless-moving​)
Obi-Wan and Anakin as twins
The Nature of Time-Travel Romance (absolutely sucks for you)
My Obi! AU
Obitine + Baby Anakin
Inconvenient Crushes - Arguments with Adult Obi
Jaster/Obi
Faustian AU: Anakin and Ahsoka go from TCW Mortis Ep. to TPM-era Kamino, and somehow become the AI that controls Tipoca city
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Other Prequels/TCW Travelers
Time-Traveled Clones Give Anakin a Mental Breakdown
Time Travel to Release the Zillo Beast
Bo-Katan is here to ruin fix change everything
Conservation of souls retroactive clone eggs, Thumbelina/Momotaro/Kaguya style
Padme dies and wakes up fourteen again, goes for Sidious’s throat
12yo Shmi Skywalker, with memories of the next 35 years, hijacks a ship and finds Obi-Wan’s parents (one of whom is pregnant)
Cryo Kix wakes up, spends two weeks in the ST, and then falls backwards into TCW
Time-traveler Dooku (trying not to be evil, this time), mostly by @epicmusic42)
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Vader
Fox and Vader’s Excellent Incredibly Stupid and Homicidal Adventure
Future Emotions AU
Anon suggests Vader shows up in that short period between Amidala’s election as Queen and Palpatine’s election as Chancellor
Why we love Vader time travel fics
Vader and baby Anakin body swap through time
Vader time travels to be baby Anakin again, goes full vegetarian
Another Vader time travel (along with links to a misskirby au that is no longer available on her now-defunct blog)
DarthFett, possibly body swap
The one where Darth Vader travels back in time as a Kitten
Vader Swears Loyalty to a Clone Toddler - With fic on AO3 written by @delightedlymisinformed​
Vader lands on Rattatak
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Original Trilogy Cast
Time Travel ft. Leia and Vader
Han & Boba bumped to pre-TCW - Addendum
Luke Collects Last Names
Luke brings a porg
Ghost Aunt Leia
Leia Antilles, Senator of Serenno
Leia/Jango (Concord Dawn & Alderaan destruction comparison)
Time-traveled Boba, also this
Han shows up in pre-TPM, accidentally starts Being Dad at his pint-sized father-in-law
Fulcrum is how the twins know their pragmatism was justified even by pre-war standards
Somewhat Estranged ST-era HanLeia and pre-AotC Padme end up on Melida/Daan
De-aged Mandalorian cast (Din, Boba, Fennec, Luke) tossed into the months leading up to AotC
Leia when meeting AotC Anakin
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Other
Rey Gives No F*cks About the Grandfather Paradox - Palpatine Tries to Arrange a Marriage
Maul: Motherfucker Unlimited
Artoo and Threepio cause problems
Rey ends up in the PT, then Qui-Gon’s new apprentice
Baze/Chirrut messing around with Jinn&Kenobi
Tarre Viszla is reincarnated as Bo-Katan's baby
Cal Kestis drops back to TCW, accidentally derails things because he didn’t know he was Obi-Wan’s bio kid
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daisyvramien · 24 days
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CALLING ALL STAR WARS FANS:
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🌟 Ahoy, fellow intergalactic wanderers! 🌟
Listen up, because we're about to blast off into a Star Wars extravaganza like no other! That's right, folks: May is right around the corner, and you know what that means: STAR WARS MONTH, BABY! Time to dust off those lightsabers and channel your inner Wookiee roar! 🚀✨
Now, hold onto your R2 units, droids and x-wings, because I've got some stellar news for you all. I'm gearing up to host a cosmic cavalcade of Star Wars themed Dungeons & Dragons adventures on my Discord server throughout the entire month! We're talking small D&D dungeons, epic games, mind-bending challenges, one-shot adventures, and even a full-blown campaign. And hey, if you've got your own original characters (OCs), you're in for a hyperspace treat!
But before we embark on this epic voyage through the stars, let's lay down some ground rules. Buckle up, because we're going full throttle into the Rulebook of the Jedi!
No Binks Allowed: Harassment, racism, homophobia, or any other form of discrimination is about as welcome here as Jar Jar Binks at a Sith convention. Let's keep it classy, folks, or you'll be banished to the swamps of Naboo faster than you can say "Meesa in big doo-doo".
Use the Force and common sense, Not the Dark Side of the Dice: When it comes to decision-making, let's rely on a healthy mix of common sense and Jedi wisdom. No using the Force to steal your fellow players' snacks, and please, for the love of Alderaan, don't try to mind trick your way out of every situation. Play fair, or face the wrath of a thousand Force ghosts (joking, just a very annoyed DM)!
Punch It, Chewie!: This is a celebration of all things Star Wars, so feel free to unleash your inner smuggler and spice things up with some banter, references, and good-natured roasting. Just remember: Han shot first, and if you can't take the heat from a little friendly ribbing, you might want to rethink your allegiance to the Rebellion.
Don't Be a Sarlacc: In other words, don't hog the spotlight! Everyone deserves their moment to shine, so let's share the spotlight like a band of merry Ewoks sharing a roast Porg. And hey, if you find yourself feeling a bit too much like a Sarlacc, maybe it's time to pass the torch to your co-pilots and let them take the helm for a while, or even dm your GM (yours truly).
So, if you're ready to join the Rebel Alliance (or maybe even the dark side – we don't judge), send me a DM or drop a comment below to reserve your spot on the Millennium Falcon of fun! Let's make Star Wars Month one for the holocrons folks, and remember, May the Force be with you, always! ✨🌌
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lands-of-fantasy · 2 years
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STAR WARS Empire Magazine UK Covers
Part 2: 2015-2020 Sequel Trilogy issues
1. OCT 2015 - The Force Awakens (Preview) (2 Newstands Covers + 1 Subscriber Cover) Finn, Rey, Poe, BB-8 (feat. The Millennium Falcon) Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren, General Hux (feat. Stormtroopers) Subscriber Cover: BB-8
2. JAN 2016 - The Force Awakens (6+1 Covers) Rey & BB-8 Captain Phasma Finn Poe Dameron Kylo Ren Han Solo & Chewbacca Subscriber Cover: R2-D2 & C-3PO 
3. OCT 2017 - The Last Jedi (Preview) (1+1 Covers) Luke Skywalker & Rey Subscriber Cover: Rey’s and Luke’s hands (giving back his lightsaber)
4. JAN 2018 - The Last Jedi (2+1 Covers) Rey Kylo Ren (unmasked) Subscriber Cover: Porgs >> This issue came with a commemorative 40th anniversary magazine feat. the OT Trio + Chewie on the cover. Both magazines came wrapped in a package with a different picture of Rey or Ben
5. SEPT 2018 - The Greatest Star Wars Characters of All Time (2/7 Covers) Kylo Ren (unmasked) Rey >> The other 5 solo covers featured the OT Trio and Darth Vader (Subscriber Cover feat. both Ford’s and Ehrenreich’s Han)
6. NOV 2019 - The Rise of Skywalker (Preview) (2+1 Covers) Kylo Ren Rey Subscriber Cover: Rey & Kylo Ren
7. JAN 2020 - The Rise of Skywalker (3+1 Covers) Finn, Rose Tico, Chewbacca, Jannah and BB-8 Lando, Poe, Leia, C-3PO, R2-D2 Kylo Ren & The Knights of Ren Subscriber Cover: Rey and Ben’s hands holding their lightsabers over Palpatine >> This issue came with a commemorative Skywalker Saga magazine feat. Luke and Leia pic from the OT on the cover. 
8. MAR 2020 - The 100 Greatest Movies of the Century (1/7 Covers) Rey & Kylo Ren (The Force Awakens) >> The other 6 covers featured other moveis
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Vietnam War - Galaxy Science Fiction Magazine, June 1968
Sourced from: http://natsmusic.net/articles_galaxy_magazine_viet_nam_war.htm
Transcript Below
We the undersigned believe the United States must remain in Vietnam to fulfill its responsibilities to the people of that country.
Karen K. Anderson, Poul Anderson, Harry Bates, Lloyd Biggle Jr., J. F. Bone, Leigh Brackett, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Mario Brand, R. Bretnor, Frederic Brown, Doris Pitkin Buck, William R. Burkett Jr., Elinor Busby, F. M. Busby, John W. Campbell, Louis Charbonneau, Hal Clement, Compton Crook, Hank Davis, L. Sprague de Camp, Charles V. de Vet, William B. Ellern, Richard H. Eney, T. R. Fehrenbach, R. C. FitzPatrick, Daniel F. Galouye, Raymond Z. Gallun, Robert M. Green Jr., Frances T. Hall, Edmond Hamilton, Robert A. Heinlein, Joe L. Hensley, Paul G. Herkart, Dean C. Ing, Jay Kay Klein, David A. Kyle, R. A. Lafferty, Robert J. Leman, C. C. MacApp, Robert Mason, D. M. Melton, Norman Metcalf, P. Schuyler Miller, Sam Moskowitz, John Myers Myers, Larry Niven, Alan Nourse, Stuart Palmer, Gerald W. Page, Rachel Cosgrove Payes, Lawrence A. Perkins, Jerry E. Pournelle, Joe Poyer, E. Hoffmann Price, George W. Price, Alva Rogers, Fred Saberhagen, George O. Smith, W. E. Sprague, G. Harry Stine (Lee Correy), Dwight V. Swain, Thomas Burnett Swann, Albert Teichner, Theodore L. Thomas, Rena M. Vale, Jack Vance, Harl Vincent, Don Walsh Jr., Robert Moore Williams, Jack Williamson, Rosco E. Wright, Karl Würf.
We oppose the participation of the United States in the war in Vietnam.
Forrest J. Ackerman, Isaac Asimov, Peter S. Beagle, Jerome Bixby, James Blish, Anthony Boucher, Lyle G. Boyd, Ray Bradbury, Jonathan Brand, Stuart J. Byrne, Terry Carr, Carroll J. Clem, Ed M. Clinton, Theodore R. Cogswell, Arthur Jean Cox, Allan Danzig, Jon DeCles, Miriam Allen deFord, Samuel R. Delany, Lester del Rey, Philip K. Dick, Thomas M. Disch, Sonya Dorman, Larry Eisenberg, Harlan Ellison, Carol Emshwiller, Philip José Farmer, David E. Fisher, Ron Goulart, Joseph Green, Jim Harmon, Harry Harrison, H. H. Hollis, J. Hunter Holly, James D. Houston, Edward Jesby, Leo P. Kelley, Daniel Keyes, Virginia Kidd, Damon Knight, Allen Lang, March Laumer, Ursula K. LeGuin, Fritz Leiber, Irwin Lewis, A. M. Lightner, Robert A. W. Lowndes, Katherine MacLean, Barry Malzberg, Robert E. Margroff, Anne Marple, Ardrey Marshall, Bruce McAllister, Judith Merril, Robert P. Mills, Howard L. Morris, Kris Neville, Alexei Panshin, Emil Petaja, J. R. Pierce, Arthur Porges, Mack Reynolds, Gene Roddenberry, Joanna Russ, James Sallis, William Sambrot, Hans Stefan Santesson, J. W. Schutz, Robin Scott, Larry T. Shaw, John Shepley, T. L. Sherred, Robert Silverberg, Henry Slesar, Jerry Sohl, Norman Spinrad, Margaret St. Clair, Jacob Transue, Thurlow Weed, Kate Wilhelm, Richard Wilson, Donald A. Wollheim.
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rainofaugustsith · 2 years
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On SWTOR and canon
So the Star Wars Celebration was this past weekend. SWTOR was there, sort of. They sent in a few of the writers and devs - conspicuously, the devs who were NOT responsible for the horrifying overhaul to the game and the discord drama - but they didn't have a table or cantina. They had to hang out at the Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes table and had no fanfare, no signs, nothing. 
It's sad. It's really, really sad that for the tenth anniversary, this is where it is. But I think EA and Disney have given up on this game entirely. I think they knew that if they had a cantina they'd likely be fielding a lot of comments from angry fans. But I also think they didn't get the funding to do a cantina, and I don't think they had exciting plans for the future they could share. 
One thing that was brought up on the official forum is that SWTOR is the last bastion of Legends, and that Disney likely would like to make that go away. We know they are willing to discard literal decades worth of comics and novels - they did that with the EU established with Mara Jade, the Solo kids and the New Jedi Order. They just threw every bit of it away. Given that, I think they'd have little trouble throwing away SWTOR, even though it's ten years old. 
I think Disney is focusing on things like the Mandalorian, Doctor Aphra in the post-A New Hope era and Kenobi before the Battle of Yavin for a really good reason: they know the post-RoTJ stuff they've done has not been well received. They wasted the EU and its rich characters; they wasted the talented actors who appeared in the sequels; they wasted characters who frankly could have been amazing, like Finn, Rey, Rose and Poe; they wasted cute characters like BB-8 and the porgs; and they wasted the potential for great new relationships, like Finn/Poe/ They threw every bit of it away. 
But they are still fucking with old properties, and KOTOR is supposedly getting a remake that will likely be Disney canon. From there...will SWTOR be up next? I hope not with every fiber of my being. +
I don't accept the Disney canon post RotJ. 
In this house, crystals are not bled. There's no such fucking thing. They're attuned, and the red ones are synthetic and a little more unstable. 
In this house grey areas of the Force are entirely possible and exist. 
In this house, Luke married Mara Jade and had a son and a New Jedi Order that worked. 
In this house, Han and Leia had three kids and a granddaughter and a hell of a different life from the sequels. 
In this house, I don't want Disney's Star Wars to touch the SWTOR universe. Even if they taint KOTOR, please, for God's sake, stay away from SWTOR. Please. I'm begging you, Disney. Frankly I hope they will do what they did to the extensive, awesome extended universe: ignore it and walk the other way, because if they touch it it will not be good. 
Given the multiple different pathways characters in SWTOR can take, it would be plausible not to touch it. For real. They could be smart enough to crib from Final Fantasy XIV's reboot: "oh, the Sith Warriors and Jedi Consulars were there, so many warriors, but the records were all destroyed and their faces and names aren't known now!" ;) Say it was a fever dream. Say it happened in an alternate universe. Anything but making Lana, Darth Marr, Satele and the other beloved characters into...whatever they did in the sequels. 
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Star Wars OC (Q and A)
1.) Characters name meaning (every character in star wars has a name meaning which always fits their character-Darth Vader means; dark father) what is your OC's name meaning?
2.) Which planet was your oc born on? Why did you chose that planet (if there is a special meaning behind it)? Did your oc like their homeworld or did they move to another planet?
3.) What is their favorite type of star wars ship? (Luke had his X-Wing and Han had the Falcon.) Did they win this ship in a game, build the ship, or was it personally made for them (like Luke did in Legends for Mara Jade)? Would they rather ride on a different ship?
4.) What is your OC's favorite way to wear their hair? Rather their hair style is from their planet traditions (much like Leia's) or is styled the way they want it to be?
5.) What is your OC's droid of choice? Do they even have a droid that belonged in their family (like Luke)? Did they build a droid for a current reason or wish to build a droid from parts they collected over time? (like Anakin did for C-3PO)? Did they meet a droid on a back drop planet (like Cal did with BD-1)? Or did they reprogram it (much like Cassian and K-2SO)? How does your oc feel about caring for their droids; do they give them an oil bath, fix their parts, keep them up to date, or do they let them rust away?
6.) What is your Oc's weapon of choice when it comes to blasters, lightsabers, and other weapons within the galaxy? Have they ever lost their own weapon? How do they adopt to fights without their weapon?
7.) What would your OC's lightsaber color be? (Rather it be purple for the light and dark side of the force, a green lightsaber to show they are more of a talker than a fighter, blue to show they are reasonable and will fight when they need to be, yellow for those that do not seek glory, or red to handle their own want and ways. Basically their force style is what this question means)
8.) What is your Oc's favorite food within the galaxy? Do they have a favorite drink to do along with it? Do they have a special place or to eat at?
9.) What is your oc's dream job within the galaxy? Rather it be a smuggler, Jedi, bounty hunter, or other jobs-what would they like to do the most within the galaxy? Do they have to travel across the stars a lot? Do things they don't want to do just to survive?
10.) What is your OC's favorite star wars animal (rather it be a porg, loth-cat, or another creature? Where did you oc met the animal? Did they original want a pet or did it just happen? Do the animal do anything funny or silly at times to get attention?
11.) What is your Oc's goal within the larger world of the galaxy? Do they want to find something out within the galaxy? Do they want adventure? Or do they just want to belong?
12.) What is your oc's favorite item they hold onto (Han had his golden dice)? Who gave it to them and how important is the item? Would they let the item ever be parted from them? What would they do if it was stolen? Would they give the item to someone else for a time being?
13.) What time period would your Oc want to be born into when it comes to the star wars universe? (the New Republic, the old Republic, star wars legends, star wars ep 1-3, star wars ep 4-6, star wars ep 7-9, Andor, Mandalorian era?) Why would they chose that era? Who would they like to met? What adventure would they love to go on?
14.) What if your oc was given the chance to travel within the World between worlds and they were given a chance to change one thing about their life; what would it be? How would this change them as a character? Would it have changed their path in life?
15.) What is your oc's favorite star wars saying? (rather it be wizard, by the force, may the force be with you or another saying), How many times do they say it a day? Who do they say it too? How did they learn it? Do people get annoyed with them saying it all the time?
16.) What does your oc like about the galaxy? What does your oc dislike about the galaxy? How would they like to change the galaxy (rather it be for better or for the worst)?
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mayhemandtrouble · 9 months
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Are We There Yet?, Chapter 26 of Not Giving Up
Full Story on Ao3, with detailed tags and NSFW chapters
Ben did not understand Rey’s tolerance - fondness even - of the porgs who had infested the Falcon. But she cooed over them, standing over the nests they’d made the walls and gave them treats till they followed her around like pets. Small, loud creatures who waddled and bit his fingers if he didn’t offer them a snack quickly enough. Leia informed him it was good practice for being a Father, as if he wasn’t certain enough he would fail.
Rey swore there were only three aboard, but Ben suspected there were closer to fifteen. And they stalked him, squawking loudly like watchdogs if he got too close to the cockpit. He contemplated turning them into snacks at least three times an hour but the damn things had the biggest, most pleading eyes he’d ever seen and even Chewbecca growled protectively of them.
Currently, one was hopping atop the dejarik, making it exceedingly difficult to focus on anything resembling a long term strategy. The game wasn’t friendly to start with, with his former baby-sitter as the opponent. Rey had demanded they sit down and try so there they were. Watching a fat-bottomed bird try to stomp holographic creatures, with its wide foot. At least it was absurd enough to distract them both from the utter horribleness of the situation.
The Wookie trilled in low frustration, leaning back and damn near sulking. He also would have preferred to simply eat the damn birds. He’d tried. Even without Rey’s fondness, the pathetic creatures managed to make him feel guilty! Chewbacca doubted they had two brain cells to rub together in a flock, yet they had mastered the art of looking pitiful as a survival tactic. 
“Agreed.” Ben grumbled, leaning an elbow on the table and poking at the creature’s white feathered stomach. It screeched in reply, which brought the predictable response of his love hollering from the cockpit.
“Ben! Leave them alone!”
“Yes, dear!” He answered too sweetly, head tilting. Had Father and Mother had moments like this? Did it fucking matter, he didn’t want a marriage like theirs. Did he? With a groan, Ben let his head fall onto the table. Wherever Mother was taking them, he hoped they got there soon. Maybe it would have a nice, solitary cell where he wouldn’t have to deal with all this emotional shit. Being a monster was so much easier. Callous laughter from beside him and Ben had to concede it was entirely justified.
“Laugh it up.” Ben chuckled self-deprecatingly. If only Hux could see him now, Kylo Ren - taking orders from his heavily pregnant fiancee regarding the kind treatment of pest species. Sitting up again, he looked over to Chewie, who seemed entirely pleased by Ben’s current foul mood. It had surprised Ben how nice he found it that Chewbacca wasn’t afraid of him. Angry, furious, rage - well deserved emotions but without the undercurrents of terror. 
Chewbacca didn’t understand the decisions his honor family were making, not fully. He understood why Rey wanted the sire of her children nearby. He understood why Leia struggled to abandon her son. But how could Rey sleep beside the murderer so peacefully, how did Leia justify it.
Chewie watched as Ben punched in his next few moves. In terms of his long life span, the boy had grown up in only a few heartbeats. Something had happened, something Han and Leia talked about in whispers. Usual brooding during one’s coming-of-age grew steadily darker and something flickered in the boy’s eyes that the Wookie couldn’t place. The circles under Ben’s eyes had grown deeper.
When one of Ben’s creatures destroyed Chewie’s favorite fighter, the Wookie howled in rage, head pulled back to the game. The porg screeched again, facing off with the massive fighter with the confidence of a well-indulged favorite.
“Chewie!”
Rey’s voice cut through from the cockpit again, and this time Chewbacca cradled his head in his paw. Eying the stupid bird and wishing he’d gone through with his initial plan to eat them all. 
“Bet they’d taste good fried,” Ben muttered, unable to keep a smirk off his lips to see Chewie’s reaction to Rey’s scolding. By now, Rey probably knew where they were going and when they were landing and everything about Mother’s plan. For once, he didn’t care - just as long as he stayed at her side until their family was more settled. Then he could worry about all the what nexts.
Chewie snorted in agreement, as much as it pained him to agree with Ben about anything. Fried with triple thick batter, that sauce from his homeworld and maybe some of that spicy shit Han had liked. Glancing over, Chewie felt his heart lurch to see that smirk on Ben’s face. It was unfair of the bastard to look so much like his father and Ben’s childhood self all once. Maybe that was why the other two couldn’t give up on him.
Issuing a halfhearted howl, Chewbacca stood abruptly. It was petty but he was pleased to see that Ben jumped back a little in concern. Good. As Rey whirled around, as best she could in her condition, Chewie hit the button to reset the game with far more force than needed. He might need to buy a new table when they landed but it would be worth it.
“Chewie, what’s wrong?” Rey had only gotten a few steps in when the Wookie trilled at her. A long, angry and pained vocalization that left her shoulders dropping. The two hadn’t even finished the game. Her hopes hadn’t been high but Rey had wanted a little better than that. As he left, Ben’s head dropped to rest in the palm of his hands.
The gentle feel of her fingers stroking through his dark curls was far more comfort than he deserved, but he took it anyway. Leaning into his lover gently when she sat beside him. Rey would tell him that everything would be all right, that they would work things out. He just had to be patient.
He wasn’t sure about that. The further he seemed to get from his life in the First Order, the worse his dreams became. Instead of wallowing in Darkness and being pulled to the Light, it was turning around. Just as it had before. 
Rey’s hand caressed the swell of their children slowly, looking out the view ports with a wide grin. She’d been apprehensive but excited when Leia said where they were going. This was her first time on such a populated world, having barely traveled outside of the Outer Rim. Ben had been shocked, then annoyed at himself for not seeing it coming.
I would have expected Mustafar.
I’m not looking to fail you twice.
Mother had the same confident determination about her that she always had. Failure did not seem to haunt her as it did him, or even normal beings. She saw it, analyzed it, and moved onto the next best choice that she could make. Or was that simply how parents were supposed to seem to their children.
He had to admit it though, Naboo was a beautiful planet. And through his grandmother’s line, Leia had access to resources here. Things she had probably been setting up from the beginning, along with about ten different plans so that she would be prepared no matter what.
“Oh Ben, look!”
“Not a bad place to raise children, mmm?” He teased her, arms wrapping around her from behind. As though they’d picked this place together, and they weren’t fleeing. Still. The joy in her eyes was something he hadn’t seen in months, as she took in the green domed roofs of the buildings and the waterfalls, with the city seeming to go all the way to the edge of water and sky. 
“I doubt we’ll stay here forever.” Rey chuckled, but couldn’t help agreeing with him. As they circled down to land, the city and its surrounding pastoral landscape seemed like something out of a story book. If they had to stay somewhere forever, a place like this might not be so bad. Though it was not lost on her that this was also where her grandfather, and his grandmother, had both come from. A matter to think on later.
“You’ll be here for the foreseeable future, at any rate.” Leia announced, pushing herself up on her cane as the Falcon landed. She was tired, though she refused to show it. The past few days - the past few months - had taken a great deal out of her. If she were particularly fortunate, Leia would be able to rest a bit here as well before she had to return to the Resistance for the clean-up work. Not that she was counting on that.
“The Lake Retreat?” Ben hesitated, then offered his mother his arm. Covering his nerves with a smirk. Pretending that he didn’t feel relief when Leia leaned her slight frame against his broader one.
“It has a proper name, Ben. Varykino. Now, one of you hurry up and get the gangplank lowered. Rey needs something decent to wear and Ben, if those clothes smelled any worse, I would burn them immediately.” 
Laughing, Rey scurried - waddled - along to comply. She didn’t know if Leia had clothes ready for them at this Lake place, or what the plan was. But she had been living on ships for the past few months. It would do her some good to get solid ground under her again.
The plan, as it turned out, was more in line with a holiday than concealment. Which irritated Chewbacca all the more, even if he did patiently hold a woven metal basket for Rey as she tentatively selected garments in a frighteningly posh shop. Ben had sighed in annoyance, waving off assistance and grabbing a handful of ready-made garments without bothering to check prices. Leia personally threw the offending garments, left from their time on the Supremacy, into a trash chute while the lovers changed into new selections.
By the time the bill was being settled, Ben’s attire was notably cleaner and more in line with the well-to-do of Naboo, but the coloring hadn’t changed. A black tunic, fastening at his right breast with jet-colored ornamentation curling along the line of his shoulders - gathered at the sleeves where the cuffs emphasized the strength in his hands. Comfortably loose, black trousers of fine material that tucked into black boots. A wide belt, already accented with several pouches that contained who-knows-what.
Rey would have scolded him for not choosing a single color, save that the effect took her breath away. He looked like a dark prince from a fairytale, the sort who might save the day or end the world save for a true love’s kiss.
Ben caught her looking as he ran his fingers through his dark curls, not that it was particularly difficult to see where she was looking. He had stationed himself in front of a mirror, doing his best to look ‘respectable’, or something that passed for it. Rey had seemed so pleased to explore the city, he felt an annoying compulsion to pass for the nobility he used to be. 
“Continue looking at me like that, and I’ll drag you into one of the dressing rooms.” Ben spoke low, his brown eyes as they met hers in the mirror. She had been trying to be subtle, brushing her fingers over a bright purple sash, studded with jewels in the shape of stars. The display just happened to be facing towards the mirror Ben was using. Chewie snorted in disgust.
“Ben! Hush!” Hissing out her embarrassment, Rey felt her face burn. Quickly checking that Leia was out of earshot and fumbling with the sash, trying to replace it hurriedly. In her haste, the one in her hands and several others tumbled to the ground. Prompting one of the overly attentive clerks to hurry to the pregnant woman’s assistance. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to… I just… I’ll get some air!”
Layers of soft pastels swirled as Rey quickly moved to the door. There had not been much ready off the rack in her favored tones that would also accommodate her newly acquired figure. Encouraged by the attendants, she’d tried to take it as a chance to try something new. And so, paid for by the Organa accounts, she wore a simple cream short tunic with whitework embroidery and a skirt comprised of several layers of a sheer material done in abstract florals. The wide soft blue waistband was edged with small bits of metal that created a subtle ringing as she moved. It tied with a large bow just above her stomach, pridefully displaying the new life she was bringing into the galaxy. Rey was entirely certain it was the most costly garment she’d ever owned and her interest in exploration was suddenly dimmed by the threat of stains.
“Come with me?” Stepping out of the shop, Ben quickly threaded his arm around her own. Not waiting for Rey to agree before he started leading her away and towards an open air market where he suspected she would be more comfortable.
“We can’t leave Leia and Chewie,” protesting with slow steps though neither Master or Wookie were running out screaming. “What if…”
“You’re my guard, remember?” He nudged her shoulder gently, knowing where her thoughts were going. They were outside of a cell by Leia’s skill and grace. If they overstepped, he would be back and Rey would be either beside him or trying to get him out. Kissing her temple lightly, he finally conceded the truth. “Mother knows - she needs a little time to arrange suitable transportation to Varykino and I want to show you something.” Full Story on Ao3, with detailed tags and NSFW chapters
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fruity-fangirl · 1 year
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Here is my favourite Star Wars characters ranked: (it is grouped into kinda weird categories)
Prequel (movies):
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1. Padme Amidala
2. R2-D2
3. Obi-Wan
4. C-3po
5. Bail Organa
6. Sabé
7. Anakin Skywalker
8. Mace Windu
9. Jango Fett
10. General Grievous
Prequel (series):
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1. Ahsoka Tano
2. Bo-katan Kryze
3. Hunter
4. Crosshair
5. Hera
6. Omega
7. Sabine
8. Tech
9. Ezra
10.  Wrecker
11. Zeb
12.  Echo
13. Kanan
14.  Gregor
15. Asajj Ventress
16. Darth Maul
17. Rex
18. Riyo Chuchi
19. Hondo Ohnaka
20. Cal Kestis
21.  Satine Kryze
22. Breha Organa
23.  Cody
24. Tala Durith
25. Reva
26. Barriss Offee
27. Seventh Sister
28. Alexsandr Kallus
29.  Savage Opress
30. Yoda
Original:
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1. Leia Organa
2. Chewbacca
3. Luke Skywalker
4. The Armorer
5. Din Djarin
6. Grogu
7. Han Solo
8. Fennec Shand
9. Koska Reeves
10. Cobb Vanth
11. Elia Kane
12. Captain Carson Teva
13. Lando Calrissian
14. Cara Dune
15. Boba Fett
Sequel:
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1. Rey Skywalker
2. Finn
3. Poe Dameron
4. Rose Tico
5. Jannah
6. Zorii Bliss
7. Vice Admiral Holdo
8. Porgs
9. Captain Plasma
10. General Hux
Droids:
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1. R2-D2
2. C-3po
3. L3-37
4. K-2S0
5. BB-8
6. AZI-3
7. Gonky
8. Wac-47
9. QT-KT
10. Battle Droids
And my last post for may the fourth is going to be extra things like my favourite lightsabers and duels.
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supersaiyanjedi14 · 1 year
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Happy Star Wars Day!
In celebration of the Galaxy Far Far Away, let me treat you to what I dub the Extended Space Family per my personal Star Wars AU! (Specific characters and credit for art templates below the cut)
May the Fourth Be With You...Always
All characters appearing roughly 40 ABY per my AU (or closest equivilent for those either dead or not born yet)
Top row, Skywalker/Solo Family + Significant Friends: Han Solo, Leia Organa Solo, Jaina Solo, Jacen Solo, Anakin Solo, Allana Solo-Djo, Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade Skywalker, Ben Skywalker (+ Popper the Porg), R2-D2, C-3PO, "Nanna", Lando Calrissian
Second row, Syndulla-Jarrus Family, Clan Wren-Bridger +Significant Friends: Kanan Jarrus, Hera Syndulla, Dawn Syndulla, Caleb Syndulla, Chopper, AP-5, Ezra Bridger, Sabine Wren-Bridger, Brycan Wren-Bridger, Mazal Wren-Bridger, Beskad the Loth-Wolf, Garazeb Orellios
Third row, Tano-Bonteri and Marek Families: Ahsoka Tano, Lux Bonteri, Hedala Fardi, Randin Plo Bonteri, Jadah Mina Bonteri-Durron, Kyp Durron, Arimis Durron, R2-KT, Starkiller, Juno Eclipse, Ceres Marek, Vesta Marek, PROXY
Fourth row, Strom Family + other significant characters: Rey, Finn Strom, Luka Strom, Pow Dameron, BB-8, Rose Tico, Vestara Khai, Tenel Ka Djo, Anji the Nexu, Jagged Fel, Tahiri Veila
*microhero templates taken from SpectorKnight, Cptmeatman, Winter-Phantom, the-collector-13, JediRhydon101st, iammicroman and various pieces from the Star Wars Microheroes wiki*
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ao3feed--reylo · 1 year
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on thin ice
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mdqbMEn
by intotheoblivions
In which hockey team manager Rey finds a random child waddling into her office during a team practice, picks her up, and tries to find her parents.
Words: 2459, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Rose Tico, Armitage Hux, Kaydel Ko Connix, Original Child Character(s), Maz Kanata, Chewbacca (Star Wars)
Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Rey & Ben Solo, Finn & Rey (Star Wars), Armitage Hux/Rose Tico, Rey & Rose Tico
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hockey, Hockeyverse AU, Ben Solo plays hockey, Chandrila Porgs, Good Parent Ben Solo, Soft Ben Solo, Parents Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Finn and Poe are married in this, Pet Names, Ben Solo Has a Child, Ben has a little girl, Bluey is mentioned, author knows way too much about a children's show, girldad!Ben Solo
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/mdqbMEn
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morethanonepage · 2 years
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Cannot BELIEVE that this set has two Han Solos AND two porgs but zero (0) Poe Damerons
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salesman247 · 1 year
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LEGO® Star Wars Millennium Falcon. Travel the LEGO galaxy in the ultimate Millennium Falcon Pieces: 7541 Ages: 16+ Years Welcome to the largest, most detailed LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon model we’ve ever created—in fact, with 7,500 pieces it’s one of our biggest LEGO models, period This amazing LEGO interpretation of Han Solo’s unforgettable Corellian freighter has all the details that Star Wars fans of any age could wish for, including intricate exterior detailing, upper and lower quad laser cannons, landing legs, lowering boarding ramp and a 4-minifigure cockpit with detachable canopy. Remove individual hull plates to reveal the highly detailed main hold, rear compartment and gunnery station. This amazing model also features interchangeable sensor dishes and crew, so you decide whether to play out classic LEGO Star Wars adventures with Han, Leia, Chewbacca and C-3PO, or enter the world of Episode VII and VIII with older Han, Rey, Finn and BB-8 Includes 4 classic crew minifigures: Han Solo, Chewbacca, Princess Leia and C-3PO Also includes 3 Episode VII/VIII crew minifigures: Older Han Solo, Rey and Finn Figures include a BB-8 droid, 2 buildable Porgs and a buildable Mynock Exterior features include intricately detailed and removable hull panels, a lowering boarding ramp, concealed blaster cannon, 4-minifigure cockpit with detachable canopy, interchangeable round/rectangular sensor dishes, upper and lower quad laser cannons, and 7 landing legs Price: R17 999 What will you receive? 7541 Lego pieces Contact me: Ethan - 062 094 9548 OR [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/p/CpNF0TQtkLJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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ao3--gingerrose · 1 year
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actionjackson2998 · 1 year
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From Star Wars: The Mandalorian, Mandalorian (Din Djarrin) Hologram Glow-in-The-Dark Exclusive, as a stylized POP vinyl from Funko! Figure stands 3 3/4 inches & comes in a window display box. Collect the entire line of The Mandalorian Funko Pop! Vinyl's: The Mandalorian, Baby Yoda "The Child", Grogu, Beskar Armor Mando, Kuiil, IG-11, Cara Dune, Greef Karga, Q9-Zero, Heavy Infantry Mandalorian, Dark Trooper, Incinerator Stormtrooper, Offworld Jawa, Rogue One Scarif Shoretrooper & Imperial Death Trooper. Collect the entire line of Clone Wars Funko Pop! Vinyl's: Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Captain Rex, Clone Trooper, Bo Katan, Bad Batch Hunter, Crosshair, Tech, Echo, Wrecker, Gar Saxon, Cad Bane, Asajj Ventress, General Grievous & Darth Maul. Star Wars Rebels Funko Pop! Vinyl's: Ezra, Kanan, Sabine, Hera, Zeb, Chopper, Ahsoka, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Fifth Brother, Seventh Sister, The Inquisitor, Jedi Fallen Order Cal Kestis, BD-1 & Second Sister! Collect the entire line of Star Wars Funko Pop! Vinyl's: Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2, Dagobah Yoda, Jabba the Hutt, Wicket, Lando, Bossk, Emperor Palpatine, Gamorrean Guard, Greedo & Tusken Raider! Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi & The Rise of Skywalker Funko Pop! Vinyl's: BB-8, Porg, Finn, Rey, Kylo Ren, Praetorian Guard, General Hux, Poe Dameron, Captain Phasma, First Order Stormtrooper, Maz Kanata, Dark Rey, Sith Trooper, Knights of Ren, D-0, Ben Solo, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren & Red Eye C-3PO. (Each Sold Separately) Includes a Pop box protector fit for any collectors investment. Comes in original packaging and is bundled with a Plastic Box Protector with the collector in mind (Removable Film) From Star Wars: The Mandalorian, Mandalorian (Din Djarrin) Hologram Glow-in-The-Dark Exclusive, as a stylized POP vinyl from Funko! Stylized collectable stands 3 ¾ inches tall, perfect for any Star Wars fan! Ships in acid-free PET plastic Pop Protector with peel-able protective film Push-lock tab that adds structural integrity to the Pop Protector when formed,
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