Thalia: "I would never touch Zeus's throne, he would kill me before recognizing me"
Percy: "Once I sat on my father's throne, it was dangerous but it was an urgent situation"
Nico, casually lying on Hades' throne while eating a pomegranate: "hi pops"
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Hermes and Poseidon both struggling to stay away from their sons and being haunted by what the Fates have in store for them meanwhile Hades click clacking around the underworld palace with his little heels thinking of sea puns to tell Percy
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Sally Jackson really said "drop everything now meet me in the pouring rain" and Poseidon answered
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IN EP 1 SALLY WAS SMILING WHILE IN THE RAIN
IN EP 7 IT RAINS RIGHT WHEN POSEIDON COMES TO ANSWER SALLY’S CALL
THE RAIN COMFORTS HER BC IT REMINDS HER OF WHEN POSEIDON CAME TO COMFORT HER
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i will not apologize for the person i become when i see young sally jackson and poseidon's beachside summer romance
like. she knew who he was. we KNOW she knew who he was. he was free to be Literal Actual Poseidon putting thousands of years of godly charisma on an orphaned high school dropout, probably at the lowest point in her entire life.
like, we all know him as the hawaiian shirt-wearing Birkenstock-clad fisherman-hatted Loving But Reluctantly Absent Father because that's how he shows himself to Percy. but we have to remember.
fifteen years after she last saw him, Sally Jackson (with her boyfriend in the room!) BLUSHED TO THE ROOTS OF HER HAIR when he showed up at her front door for Percy's birthday, WEARING THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND BIRKENSTOCKS. he loved this woman so good that she thought he was hot while wearing the ugliest clothing to ever exist.
Poseidon was willing to build a PALACE for this woman. he called her a queen among mortals and still absolutely adores her years after their relationship ended. if i get to see young Sally getting courted like a mythical princess with a literal god head over heels for her, i am simply going to pass away. i'll be dead by the end of the episode.
EDIT POST-S1E7:
yeah i cried. i cried so hard i had to pause the episode like 3 times in that one scene. somehow i survived. also thank the costuming department for putting him in a linen shirt that matches sally's eyes.
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yes “the most powerful being in the universes best plan to save his daughters life was to turn her into a tree” is fucking HILARIOUS however think about it. Thalia is just like Percy, a forbidden kid in constant danger. and he just learned the extent to which a Big Three god will go to save their kid. And it is not nearly as far as his mortal mother went to save him. Essentially he just realized just how useless his father truly is. He will do nothing to save him, at least nothing that would keep him human. Just like Zeus did nothing for Thalia
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Pros of this Episode:
Annabeth ripping into Procrustes every time he speaks by threatening to cut off his head. She is Done TM and I am so proud of her
Percy being a New Yorker once again, lying through his teeth, and calling them suckers. Also RIP to “it was a big bathtub” but “I mean…we’re all dying…to some extent” SLAPS
Grover and Percy looking at each other after finding the Master Bolt like “oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck” I felt that
Hades and his Fruity Little Vibe, being so flamboyant and over-the-top but also still nice in his own way, You go Glen Coco
Sally. Everything with Her, Sally and Percy, Sally and Poseidon, Sally and the bitchass principal, Sally. Sally Jackson. End of story.
Cons of this Episode:
So I’m not a fan of- *gunshot, I am killed instantly*
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Sally at the beginning of the episode patiently trying to coax Percy away from the pool edge so she can teach him how to swim VS Poseidon throwing Percy in the deep end and sending his secretary to inform him that he can in fact breathe underwater.
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The sea does not like to be restrained.
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
1.08 — “The Prophecy Comes True”
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Annabeth: I wonder why Medusa didn’t reform when the doors of death were open.
Percy: because I still have her head in a box at my apartment
Annabeth: I thought you sent it to the gods?
Percy: Poseidon gave my mother one last favor
Annabeth: Percy. What does that mean?
Percy: my mom never divorced Gabe.
Annabeth: …
The seven:…
The gods: …
Poseidon: what a woman
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