#possessed snail

[vioyume]

It humours me that besides from moults and fossils. I don’t think there’s another way to organically preserve bugs. They just naturally decay since they don’t have bones.

Even so, in most cases the moults will get eaten to provide nutrition. Fossils are just rare.

Unless there happens to be a pinned bug case conveniently located, the bugs in Bugaria are just left to believe “yeah that’s what an ancient beetle/ant/etc looked like before. Proof? Well it’s in the book.”

This is another dinosaur bones situation except they literally have nothing to go off of besides their current evolution and comparing themselves to lesser bugs.

They could do some weird form of taxidermy but that’s creepy and I think the word “bug pinning” has a completely different meaning to them.

#No wonder their museum is so small their most prized possessions are plastic #Well snails have their shells but they seemingly have not changed much #This is a another random ass thought about me questioning fictional worlds #vio.txt #bug fables

[mdemn]

#HE WAS SO JUST STOKED TO BE LIKE HIS HERO (HENRY) :( #AND THEN HE GOT ALL HIS HEROS KILLED. OK!

12 reasons you should never meet your hero (2012) - justin hook, don’t meet your heroes - my neighbor kellan, 929 - halsey, gospel burnout - dance gavin dance, tags from linked post in caption by @mail-me-a-snail

#i was possessed the moment i saw your tags snail i am so sorry #henry tomasino #vito scaletta #vito scaletta x henry tomasino #vito/henry #mafia 2 #mafia 2 definitive edition #mafia trilogy #mafia video games #web weave #word web #on heroes #never meet your heroes #poetry #quotes #justin hook #halsey #dance gavin dance #my neighbor kellan

[cute6troll]

Manifesting Scar getting a snail soon

He's been chosen

#hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #goodtimeswithscar #snail #this is also me hoping that the snails slowly grow in number and everytime someone mentions the snail in their video theyll be next #SNAILS #grian is really hopping from one possession to the next #no breaks

[acoolnameiquicklycameupwith]

When you slowly realise the big plot is staring to brew in your slice of life cartoon series

#literally me rn with adventure time #it's my first time watching it but im fucking sure this creepy snail will be here again. #you know which im talking about the possessed ine #*one #adventure time #the owl house #steven universe #star vs the forces of evil #animation #gravity falls

[icarianarts]

I had bought new plants for my aquarium some weeks ago and they are just you know typical assortments of easy growing things but like what’s always crazy to me is that the leaves maybe had one or two fragments of duckweed on them from when the guy selling them pulled them out of their original tank and like so I didn’t buy duckweed but got those two pieces just because they clung to the plants I wanted and well now the entire top of my tank is covered with duckweed it’s crazy how fast that shit grows and thrives. My loaches are obsessed with swimming up and plucking stray pieces of food off the roots too

#mainly it’s just Lenny but I think he’s forever chasing the high from when he like #single handedly dealt with my snail outbreak from other plants #he’d go up to the waterline where a lot of the snails rested and would knock them off the glass walls #and proceed to turn them over and vacuum suck them out of their shells with no remorse #so much for buying the two assassin snails. don’t need them when you have a loach that is like #possessed by the soul of a very hungry Frenchman

[theinquisitxor]

A.S Byatt’s books got a cover redesign and look how pretty

#the childrens book- with the ferns and dragonfly 😍 #Babel tower with the snail shell #I want all of these #as Byatt #possession #the childrens book

[moth-mart]

snail kid.....one taste of the lore and i need to know everything and chug the entire pot of lore stew. any snail kid info 👁️

escargot flavored soup on the menu tonight /j

Leo is a kid with snail special interest. Maybe like 8 years old ish. Though he's outgoing and friendly he struggles with making connections and is a bit socially isolated as a result (the tism).

Sona and Leo encounter eachother out in the woods one day and hit it off pretty well, being mutually isolated (helped by the fact that Leo doesn't see reason in people being so afraid of them). Their friendship mostly consists of Leo info dumping about snails & Sona listening and they're both very content with that

#his favorite food is plain cheeros #his prized possession is his snail stuffed animal #sonaverse #lore dump

[crystalmagpie447]

sometimes i wish i had a cool mustache

a cool awesome cartoony mustache

is that too much to ask?

anyway

whats your opinion on snails?

(i think they are the best in the whole wide world)

this snail has a mustache

#snail #myart #i luv snails #forfeit all mortal possessions to snail #i want a mustache #then i can be cool #hehehe #dont mind me #random #muahaha #art

[theartistonthemoon]

snail mug.

Or a “Smug” if you will.

#from my first ever pottery class project a bit back #now my prized possession #artfromthemoon #pottery #clay #sculpture #handmade #pottery class #clay art #clay figures #pottery studio #clay sculpting #snail mug #smug #arts and crafts

[snail-eggs]

Ship ask meme:

For Johnny and Xixi:

General 6 (What’s their relationship with each other’s families?)

Love 1 (Who said “I love you” first?)

Love 9 (What kind of nicknames do they call each other?)

I spent so long thinking about this ask and these questions because I unfortunately haven't gotten to think very much about the little things in Johnny and Xixi's relationship.

General 6 - What's their relationship with each other's families?:

This was very difficult to figure out because I had never put all that much thought into Johnny's family or anything like that so I only really have an answer for his relationship with Xixi's family members.

But Johnny generally gets along with most of her family members, we know he's best friends with Frank and gets along with Vanessa reasonably well. The only person he really dislikes is her mom. He's had front row seats to so many episodes of frustration and sadness because of her. I honestly don't think he could ever come close to standing her mom. Her dad also has very one-sided beef with Johnny for the longest. He never really finds out why her dad started disliking him one day but he really couldn't care less.

Johnny has known her aunt of all her blood-related family members the longest and she's always treated him like one of her own. She loves him but also thinks he's batshit crazy.

And of course, this leaves his relationship with her grandma which, to me, is the best thing ever. She just understands what he's about and respects him for it. In that period of time after the boat incident and before Johnny got locked up, he checks up on her a lot, especially on the weekends and even goes as far as to invite her to dinner with Aisha. He watches over her because he knows its what Xixi would want and I like to think its how he learned the little bit of Spanish that he knows.

Granny is definitely picking up those collect calls :)

Love 1 - Who said "I love you" first?:

Xixi did, though she didn't really intend to.

It happens in that weird period of time for them between SR2 and SRTT. They're both drunk out of their minds but she's drunker, spilling her guts into a toilet and he's right there beside her. Taking care of her. And once she gets a moment to breathe, she just looks at him and tells him "I love you", not as a confession of love (though it is absolutely that as well) but as gratitude for staying with her. He's too drunk to properly process it but I think he knows. Since that argument in the parking lot in 2007, he's known.

Love 9 - What kind of nicknames do they call each other?:

I feel like they don't do anything special when it comes to nicknames, though she tends to playfully call him Gat more than she does his actual name sometimes.

When they get romantically involved they call each other the typical "babe" and whatnot, though behind closed doors at Xixi's request.

#snail mail #masschase #saints row #it truly feels like that scene of her saying “i love you” possessed me and forced me to write it #boss posting #ship: xixi x johnny #i adore these two more than life itself #its literally 5 am and i could not sleep until i answered this ask

[cottonfluffswirl]

It's just that the lyric change from "some things" to "a few trees" really highlights the shift in tone overall that I imagine comes from a criticism of corporations being made by a corporation that was not being willing to take that step to show confrontation of the consequences of your actions and knowing destruction on the screen and instead opting for showing plausible deniability, not to mention the major vs minor key thing and the actual way the songs are structured and their tone and all I'm saying is that I think with near certainty that Biggering is indicative of what the filmmakers wanted to make and How Bad Can I Be is the watered-down version of it that's the 'safer bet' to release and The Lorax (2012) could have been SO much better.

#I know the behind the scenes. I know why you made the once-ler just some guy. #and then there was ted's whole material possessions thing #I would kill to know the whole production timeline and the versions of the film that didn’t make the cut #figure of speech #here I go‚ talking about the lorax again. #. . . hey you ever think about how you have to PAY to hear the story? 15 cents‚ nail‚ shell of a great-great-great grandfather snail? #profits. #hey how's everyone else's friday going lol

[dreams-in-daylight]

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#trying to get the radiators adjusted/turned off #can’t be sure if the room is too warm or just me #too warm environment my beloathed #I’m basically a moose I’m happiest in colder weather 😭 #or should spend warmer seasons in the water to keep cool 🥲 #neighbor granny said the cable guy could do anything bc the cords in the basement are all melted??? #love campfires or fireplaces but home fires give me all the anxiety even when I was little #bc like I’d need to evacuate w my pets obvs #but most are fish and snails?? 🥲 #plus I’m a hoarder and losing possessions does psychic damage literally #I hang onto anything w memories I’m afraid I’ll lose bc Alzheimer’s runs in the fam

[sappylemons]

!! !! !!

YOU GET A TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL!! completely separate universe from my other works so far

sadaf ali, early 20s, a vampire hunter (or "wrangler" as she prefers) who recently moved to a small rural town to keep an eye on things. trying to live a life as normal as possible for a college-aged girl when creatures of the night are lurking and goth clothes are really expensive. a good kid cursed with a permanently dour expression, she's dedicated and no-nonsense but compassionate. weapon of choice is Big Fucking Scythe

2. friday, a vampire turned in the 80s who's holed up in an abandoned house on the edge of said rural town. due to only feeding on rats & never drinking human blood, he lacks several of the abilities associated with vampirism and is a little bit pathetic but it's. fine. snarky but gullible and friendlier than he looks, he is currently having the time of his life with music apps and youtube videos of concerts. sadaf initially only agrees to let him stay because he's lucid and non-aggressive, and she doesn't want a more dangerous vampire moving into an empty territory, but they end up striking up a friendship! friday, on his end, is very glad to have someone new to talk to.

#also the house is haunted but it's fine don't worry about it #iamyounicorn #snail mail #my art #ocs #sadaf #friday #if i ever get possessed by the demon that makes you want to do webcomics it would be about these two

[nanaslutt]

Bathtime w/ Fuckbuddy Satoru Gojo <3

contains: fem reader, reader is a teacher at Jujutsu High, clit play, mutual pining, teasing, so much dirty talk, possessive!Satoru if u squint

MDNI

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"Ahhhh...." You moaned quietly into the small space of your bathroom as the soreness from your limbs was washed away by the borderline scolding hot water that swallowed up your body. The bubbles tickled your chin as you sunk deeper, letting the water cover your body up to your neck so you appeared to be a head floating in the bath.

Gojo had been out on a mission, which meant you were in charge of teaching his students and overseeing their sparing. Only you had to get hands-on with them several times and ended up moving your body in ways you haven't moved since you were in high school. 

You were a sorcerer and you trained frequently, but in the weeks before training his students, curses had been quiet, which meant fewer missions and less moving your body. So you stayed inside most days to complete paperwork, ignoring the training you should've been doing to stay agile and keep your bones loose during the dry spell of curse appearances--and boy did it show.

Not in your performance, but in your bones. You felt your muscles straining and burning when you pulled off some showy move for the students as you avoided one of their hits. The day felt like it was dragging on forever, and each time one of his precious students asked if you would spar with them, you accepted because your ego was too big to decline because of a little soreness. 

You had plenty of time to regret it afterwards though as you lay on your floor and stretched your body, cursing at Gojo over the phone for having such energetic students. He laughed and apologized, though he didnt seem very sorry to hear you groaning and moaning in pain through the phone. All of your moans sounded the same to him, pervert. Although he did promise to make it up to you when he came home from his mission in a few days, so you let him off the hook. 

Though you were irritated, as you shut your eyes and let the Epsom salt soak into your tired body, letting the hot water creep into your skin, you couldn't find yourself to be all that mad. This felt so good, you hadn't relaxed like this in a while. You silently prayed to someone that the dry spell of curse sightings would keep up so you could relax like this more often, even though you knew that was wishful thinking. 

You let the hot water wash all of the thoughts from your head, and it must've taken some of your consciousness with it because you failed to hear the dull bang of your front door opening, followed by footsteps that got closer and closer to the outside of your bathroom door. Your entire body jolted forward when you snapped back into reality fully at the sound of the bathroom door creaking open.

The adrenaline and fear from your fight or flight response didnt last long when the familiar feeling of Gojo's cursed energy flooded into your body, relaxing you almost instantly. "Oh? Did I scare you?" Gojo giggled as he pushed the door open entirely, his long frame leaning against the doorway, arms crossed as he watched you from under his blindfold.

 The bubbles had covered your chest in a way that almost looked like someone had placed them there on purpose. They came up to just above your nipples, covering the part of you Gojo wanted to see most. The rest of the suds stuck to the skin of your breasts, slowly slipping downwards at a snail's pace. If you kept your body sitting up like you were for long enough, the bubbles would surely run off your tits and reveal your pretty nipples to Gojo's eyes. 

The water still sloshed around your body from your sudden movements before you sighed and leaned back against the tub, letting the water absorb you into it once more. "Fuck, Satoru... what are you doing here? I thought you were going to be gone for another week?" You asked, trying to keep the longing out of your tone as you spoke to him, not wanting him to know you missed him as much as you did, his ego didn't need that. 

"Aww did someone miss me?" Gojo asked, tilting his head at you. "I missed you too, that's why I used you as motivation to exercise that curse as quickly as possible so I could come to you~" The teasing and playfulness in his voice both irritated and aroused you. You scoffed, turning your head away from him to stare at the very interesting blank wall of the shower as you felt a blush creep onto your face.

"Get in and close the door or leave, you're letting all the hot air out." You bit, ignoring his teasing words as you felt goosebumps tickle your arms from under your skin. "Ohhh~ Is that an invitation?" Gojo cooed, uncrossing his arms as he kicked the door shut behind him, a large hand reaching behind his head to pull off his blindfold, his beautiful blue eyes being revealed from underneath.

You kept your face unreadable as you looked back at Gojo, your greedy eyes taking in the way his arms bulged as the jacket slid off his arms, falling to the floor. It must've been hot where he was sent on the mission because instead of the signature white long-sleeve button-up shirt he usually wore under his jacket, his body was adorned in a tight black muscle shirt. One that made your mouth water with how little it left to the imagination.

"Hey, my eyes are up here. You're making me embarrassed, y'know~" Gojo whined, faux pouting as he crossed his arms over his body and pulled up the bottom of his shirt before slowly sliding it up his body, giving you a show as each row of his insanely defined abs was revealed to you. Satoru grinned at you when he pulled the shirt over his head, his hair looking ruffled and fluffy from his head being squeezed through such a tight opening. Cute.

"Don't say that like you don't stare at me shamelessly when I take off my clothes in front of you." You retort, feeling your body start to react to the show he was putting on for you. "I can't help it, you get so squirmy when I watch you, it's adorable," Gojo responded, his hands making quick work of his belt as he kept his piercing eyes on yours while he did so.

Your lip curled up slightly in embarrassment at his words. How was he able to just say stuff like that? "You touchin' yourself under there?" Gojo asked, his voice keeping the teasing tone but with the addition of something deeper now. Your jaw dropped as you stared at him incredulously, a blush spreading across your face. "Y-you-" Briefly looking down you noticed the bulge that had already formed in his pants.

He could see nothing but your head floating atop the bubbles, how was he already hard? "You have such a dirty mouth Satoru." You responded, shaking your head at him. He giggled as he finally pulled his pants and boxers off his heels, his hard cock standing at full attention, the delicious curve made it point up towards his belly. You did your best to avert your eyes, looking back at the blank wall of the shower as he got closer.

"Heh~ You're so easy to tease." He teased. "Scoot forward, make some room for me, princess." Your heart was beating out of your chest. It had only been a week and a half since Gojo had left on his mission, but your body had missed him so badly. Not a second went by that you didnt crave Satoru's presence in some way, so now that he was actually here after ten days of pining, your body didn't know what to do with all the feelings you were experiencing.

Wordlessly, you leaned forward and allowed Gojo to slide into the bath behind you. He hissed when he stuck his first foot in the bath behind your body. "Are you a masochist?? Why is the water so hot??" Gojo complained, hissing and whining under his breath after each inch of skin he sunk into the water.

His childishness eased some of the tension and embarrassment you were feeling. You smiled to yourself as he situated himself deeper into the bath, his thighs spreading around your body. "Your students pushed me to my limits, I don't think there's a muscle in my body that isn't sore." You sighed. Gojo hummed in awknowledgement as he wrapped his arms around your torso and pulled you back agaisnt him, your back flush to his chest--which felt so much wider than you remember. 

You tried to ignore the very prominent feeling of Gojo's hard cock poking your lower back as you relaxed against him, your eyes taking in his usual porcelain skin turning red on the tops of his knees as they poked out from under the water, burned from the heat of the water. "Is your body more sensitive to heat because of your infinity? Or are you just a bitch?" You asked, staring blankly at the shower wall in front of you.

Gojo tsked at your words, his arms squeezing tighter around your body. "You could've said that last part nicer. I'm sensitive." He replied, pouting as he placed his chin on your head, staring at the same wall you were. You laughed softly, relaxing even further against him "I've always been sensitive to extreme temperatures, but I think anyone besides you would agree with me when I say this bath is just too hot."

You stayed quiet for a few seconds before you spoke again, "I think you're just a bitch." You said teasingly, smiling to yourself. Gojo pulled his head back from resting on the top of your head and looked down at your smaller frame against his as he pouted. He quickly got distracted though, forgetting your words as his eyes traced over the slope of your shoulders, the curve of your neck, and the valley between your breasts, glistening from the water.

Satoru licked his lips when an idea suddenly popped into his head. Releasing the hold he had on your body, he placed one of his hands right under your tit, the other slowly sliding down the front of your body. On instinct, you looked down, as if you could see his hands working on your body under the water. His large hand acted like it creating a path to your cunt, but right when he got to your pelvis, he changed direction and rubbed his hand down your thigh before sliding it back up, repeating that action.

"You're so mean to me sometimes..." He pouted, the hand he had holding your body against him slipping up to cup your breast, his large hand practically engulfing the entire thing as he slowly massaged it. "Satoru..." You whispered, your head pressing back against his chest. "I'm nothing but nice to you, y'know?" He continued, his hand alternating between pinching your nipple with his fingers and rubbing your entire tit in his palm.

You sighed as he touched you, your body melting under his touch. "But even though you're a bully..." Satoru's hand slid back up to your pelvis, he rubbed the area of skin right above your clit with his fingers, pressing down against the skin slowly, the same as he did when he fucked you and was trying to feel himself thrust inside you. You didn't even realize that your legs were spreading on instinct, making room for him to touch you.

You gasped quietly as you waited for him to touch you. The throbbing between your thighs was now pulsing rapidly with your need for relief the longer he teased you. "...I still want to make you feel good." He finished, his fingers releasing the pressure on your pelvis as they slid down to your pussy, his fingers finding your clit with ease as he started rubbing slow, teasing circles against it.

"Does that make me a pushover?" He whispered hotly against your ear as you gasped in a breath at the sudden striking pleasure. "Fuck-" You gasped, your eyes fluttering shut as he played with your little clit expertly, his other hand rubbing his index finger in circles around your areola, much the same pace as the one on your clit. "Hm? Does it baby?" Gojo asked, his greedy mouth sucking the shell of your ear into his mouth, his tongue teasing it as his lips suctioned around it, the sensation sending goosebumps down your body.

"I-I don't know." You whined, your brain not even registering what he was saying to you as he pleasured your body. He truly knew your body like the back of his hand, he knew each and every spot that had you whining and crying for him. "You don't know?" He repeated, leaving hot kisses against your ear as he sped up the circles on your clit, adding slightly more pressure at the same time.

"You aren't listening huh? That's so mean princess. I'm going out of my way to make you feel good even after you've bullied me, and you can't even listen to me?" He cooed, making his voice higher as he teased you. His index finger and thumb pinched around the hard bud of your nipple as he rolled it between his fingers. You squirmed against his body, your legs jerking every so often causing the water to slosh around you.

Your hand gripped Gojo's wrist which was working vehemently on your pussy, making jolts of electricity shock through your body. "S-Satoru... satoru that feels good." You whined, your hair tickling his skin as your head rubbed on his chest. Gojo smiled, switching his hand to massage your other breast. "You can't think of anything other than how good you feel, huh?" He asked, kissing the spot right behind your ear.

His cock was twitching against your back after each whine and moan you released. He was so grateful you were pressed so tightly against him, your squirming giving his cock significant release as your lower back rubbed all over him. "M-mhmm-" You responded, pressing your lips together as you opened your legs wider for him. 

Gojo pressed kisses all over your neck and ear as he continued rubbing his fingers over your sensitive little bud, working you higher and higher toward your orgasm. "You're so soft. I missed you against me like this. I love holding you." Gojo whispered, his words too intimate for a fuckbudy to say, making you blush with embarrassment. "M-missed you too." You respond honestly, putting your pride aside. "You make me feel so good Satoru.." you praised, your words going straight to his cock.

"Yeah? I touch you so much better than you touch yourself huh?" He asked, his fingers quickening with his own excitement. "Y-yeah." You whine the word dragging out from between your lips. "I'm the only one who makes you feel this good, huh?" Satoru whispered, practically whining into your ear as he rutted his hips against your back. 

You groaned in response, feeling yourself almost about to tip over the edge. His hand on your tit massaged harder as he humped against you faster, the water sloshing around your body, spilling onto the floor. "Say it baby, need you to say it," Gojo begged, increasing the pressure on your clit, making your legs jerk together, trying to close around his hand when you felt the hot coil of your release wind up impossibly tighter.

"O-only you Satoru only you. F-fuck fuck I'm cumming-" Your smaller hand tightens around his wrist as you hold onto him for dear life as your orgasm wracks through your body. Satoru chases you, keeping your body pressed to his when you jerk forward, your body trying to fold in on itself when the intensity of your high. "Oh good fucking girl, take it, baby, that's it, cum for me." Gojo groaned against your ear, his hand squeezing your tit as wave after wave of your orgasm washed over you.

Satoru's cock dripped pre-cum into the water when you came, his own arousal increasing tenfold as he watched you cum. You relaxed back against his chest when you came down from your high, your head falling limply on his chest as you gasped softly, trying to recover from such an intense orgasm. "That looked like it felt so good baby, good job." He praised, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

Your face was flushed red with your arousal as you closed your eyes when you felt his lips touch you. "Thank you, Satoru. I really needed that." You said, rubbing your thumb on his wrist that had started caressing the spot where your thigh and hip meet. He hummed, kissing your head once more as he acknowledged your words, the hand on your tit still slowly massaging it in circles.

"Would you look at that..." Satoru spoke, making you turn your head to look up at him, wondering what he was looking at. He smirked down at you when he got a view of your face, his eyes making contact with your own. "The water is still hot." His smirk grew when you tsked and looked away from him, the white-haired man bursting into a fit of giggles as he wrapped his arms around your body. 

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[snailtiddies420]

I love the lord of the rings movies with all my heart I have seen them all more than once and I’ve seen the extended version but I don’t think I’ve ever been able to stay awake in one go for a single goddamn one something about those hobbits just knocks me out

#I know the plot but I am missing CHUNKS #like never got what Aragorn’s deal is but I would die for him #and his actor actually broke his toe #lotr #my body is simply possessed and put under #snail speaks #nobody explain the plot to me it’s more fun this way #coincidentally my experience with lotr is not unlike my experience with Christianity #which is to say I get the idea but DAMN

[kyreniacommentator]

Man versus the Snail in the minimalistic race!

By A A Wisley…. Man…. Recently, I was leafing through the anthology of articles collected by Greta Thunberg in her new book on climate change.  It is not a gripping page-turner, as a whole, but the individual items contain many thought-provoking and astonishing facts and views. (more…) “”

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#A simple life #CO2/environmental footprint #Less possessions #Mans needs #Minimalistic race #Snails needs