Tumgik
#posts
markadoo · 2 days
Text
person: thank you, that was very thoughtful of you.
me, humble, always deflecting compliments: actually, I wasn’t thinking of you at all. the benefit you derived was entirely incidental. I rarely think about you at all.
1K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
972 notes · View notes
bovineblogger · 20 hours
Text
BIG WET IDIOT!!
224 notes · View notes
crabfisher · 2 days
Text
remembered that i thought one winged angel was a piece of classical music until last year I had no idea it was from ff7
62 notes · View notes
obihoe · 1 day
Text
kakashi was truly such a FUCKING asshole to obito when they were kids. lmao. but i guess obito paid it ten million fold back later so .. guess its fine asfdfdfds
33 notes · View notes
a--z--u--l · 19 hours
Text
Tumblr es el lugar en donde alguien que no conoces, que nunca vas a conocer, que no sabías que existía, que nunca viste y que no sigues, cree que escribiste ese post para él, y entonces se ofende, se indigna y te putea.
37 notes · View notes
Text
I could recognize him by touch alone,
Tumblr media
by smell;
Tumblr media
I would know him blind,
Tumblr media
by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth.
Tumblr media
I would know him in death,
Tumblr media
at the end of the world
Tumblr media
49 notes · View notes
yamat0 · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
are you all seeing my vision
37 notes · View notes
ruinedchildhood · 3 months
Text
69K notes · View notes
parksandrex · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
59K notes · View notes
markadoo · 4 months
Text
I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.
42K notes · View notes
spongebobssquarepants · 6 months
Text
When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅
122K notes · View notes
bovineblogger · 2 months
Text
this is what i was talking about by the way
Tumblr media
70K notes · View notes
crabfisher · 2 days
Text
if the only way to decorate a cake to your vision is to use fondant you should make a different cake that tastes good instead maybe
23 notes · View notes
obihoe · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
"naruto, im thankful to u ... since u were the one who pulled the bijuus out of obito" literally him going thanks man! for taking care/beating the shit out of my traitorous ally so i could have one last homoerotic death match with my ex in the meantime. appreciate it! 👍 asdsfdgfds
31 notes · View notes
forbiddnsky · 8 months
Text
*violently sobbing* I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER
38K notes · View notes