#potato jesus

[shiftythrifting]

Some conspiracy theory type books that treat things like Atlantis as fact. A questionable looking fish cover, and a tie I laughed at for a sold minute. I dubbed him potato Jesus.

#submission #shiftythrifting #thrifting #deseret industries #tie #Jesus #religion #potato jesus #books #cookbooks #food #bees #insects #conspiracy theories #ties

[dougielombax]

Uh oh…

I can’t get the words “Sussy Jesus” out of my head and it’s destroying my mind!

Help!

It also brings THIS to mind.

The botched Jesus painting. You know the one (above).

Ecce Homo?

More like Ecce Potato.

Yeah it’s funny! But potato Jesus looks like a rejected Alternate from a lost episode of The Mandela Catalogue!

“Hidoôöòóøōõœe! I åm Jéžüs! Dö yöü ėnjöy öxŷgėn¡?” *violent mouth farting noises continue*

Yeah.

Sussy Jesus!

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #what #shitpost #help! #Dougie’s brain #dougie’s stories #sussy balls #Sussy Jesus #Jesus #catholicism #no context #the mandela catalogue #analog horror #THE WORLD OF RELIGION #paintings #ecce homo #potato #potato jesus #botched restoration #art restoration #fail #THAT jesus painting #sus #sussy #highbrow shitposting #christianity #the last temptation of christ #Christ #Dougie lore

[only-one-brain-cell]

NO GIDEON NOT YOU TOO

#criminal minds #criminal minds 4x7 #spencer reid #potato rewatches criminal minds #it’s fucking doctor Jesus fucking Christ #I’ve been saying this almost every episode since I started watching the show about a year ago

[definitelynotdamiano]

Damiano David at The 2024 iHeartRadio ALTer EGO Presented By Capital One - 13.01.2024 

#maneskin #måneskin #damiano david #i wanted to get these without watermarks #but something is wrong with my fav tool to do that and damiano looked like that 'potato jesus' meme #so yeah they're staying :(

[because-its-eurovision]

Käärijä at Tapiola Festivaali

#my pics are nothing special but look at hiiiiiim #so pretty and for what #yes I included the potato jesus look please enjoy #käärijä #finland #eurovision #2023

[onlytibki]

hello! It's been like 12 years and I just realized

Princess Mithian, Merlin s5: they cut us down like... corn.

(what Arthur should've said): ...what the fuck is corn

#bbc merlin #pretty sure they had potatoes in camera at least once too #fine it's fantasy there's goddamn magic it shouldn't be an issue #but Jesus who knew Camelot did trade with the Americas in the medieval era

[boiling-potato]

I think your art just got me pregnant-

....

Nice day to you too anon :)

#boiling potato #bp talks #bp #ask #ask blog #my ask blog #oc ask blog #ask response #ask answered #jesus fucking christ #art #self insert

[masterfuldoodler]

He is risen!!!

#happy easter!!!! #text #august rambles #also. you know today is an amazing day because jesus conquered death and has risen in victory #and its potato day. them potatos are his creation lets eat them and praise God

[noirrelite]

captura dump

Without reshade

「 "It's a fine horse." 」 "Isn't he? I just got him from-... I just came across him by chance." 「 "You stole him from that little asshole, didn't you?" 」 "..." 「 "Even better." 」 old honse colors (also tbh I wish the lighting in the cave/dagath's hollow was less misleading, I thought I picked gray and the honse ended up looking white) _____________________________________________________ With Reshade

"...I believe the Operator has wandered off and became lost in the Corpus grocery store nearby. I'm afraid you must find her and take her to extraction." 「 "AGAIN!?" 」 _____________________________________________________

「 "I'd rather rather not do this again, can't we just ask her to hand over the pathos clamps?" 」 POV: you're an orowyrm and they just got a new incarnon adapter _____________________________________________________

"...and after a few hours, the squad decided they had done enough. They were making their way to the extraction zone when, suddenly...host migration struck!!!" 「 "No...!" 」 _____________________________________________________ ...these were all taken in 1536 x 864 because i'm a dummy btw

#warframe #warframe captura #mesa #kaithe #mesa sierra #tbh this isn't a comparison post I just think the non-reshade ones were neat even without reshade #I could put them into their separate posts but I don't wanna flood my blog with captura posts xd #these will probably be my last pics for a while because jesus my potato laptop gets scarily hot with reshade...

[venomwolves]

Therapist: crunchy deep-fried anthony isn't real, he can't hurt you

Crunchy deep-fried anthony:

#anthony green #circa survive #ls dunes #soasin #he is a crispy kettle cooked potato chip #anyway. forgot to post this after slapping it on Instagram #the quality looks so bad on here tho jesus christ

[mellodyevangeline]

#tiktok #funny #video #ankylosing spondylitis #potatoes #when I was a kid I believed that whenever I told a lie that Jesus would draw an invisible cross on my chest to mark my sin #but I was 20 when I brought that memory up to my dad #having been scared straight for the last 15 years #to ask him why he did that #and he never said that. apparently I made that up entirely.

[only-one-brain-cell]

Man left his family and didn’t even move to a different town??

#criminal minds #criminal minds 4x7 #potato rewatches criminal minds #jesus christ #can Willam Reid fight? I highly doubt it

[soupza]

eugene ottinger is so autistic i love him so much

#he loves his bees like they're his kids !! #honestly him and bees reminds me of when i was in elementary school #i was called potato jesus #he's bee jesus !! #eugene ottinger #wednesday #wednesday netflix #autism gang woop woop #he's !! eugene !! #if u dont like him you are WRONG

[sebsxphia]

ten minutes into ‘the guernsey literary and potato peel pie society’ and glen’s character has already pushed someone against a door frame and made out with them, and i cannot get the image of their lipstick smeared across his lips out of my head

i will write for glen’s character, ‘mark reynolds’ too :’)

i also noticed glen kissed them the same way finn did 🥴

#jeSUS #the gurnsey literay and potato peel pie society #glen powell #mark reynolds #walt finn finnegan

[salt-volk]

Hey remember user Jesus who back in 2020 gifted a bunch of users 1 potato each and had a themed avi, after which they went inactive never to be seen again? Yea absolute W move

.

#they gave me a potato… good times #anonymous #mod yoshi #namedrop #mention: jesus #positive

[daz4i]

gotta get up to take a painkiller but in too much pain to get up. one of life's cruelest mischiefs

#when i say get up i don't even mean to stan or walk... just switch from lying down to sitting... god #this is the worst #update: i did it. everyone cheer and clap #i feel like my body is falling apart like a mr potato head doll. and the source of it all is ofc my stomach. jesue christ