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captainsvscaptains · 5 months
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Round 2 Part 6 Poll 2
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Davy Jones' a DILF
I just don't want Oluwande to be left out. He was the captain after the mutiny after all
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juliande125 · 1 year
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there is nothing gayer than sword fighting, i swear to god
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ha1taniwh0re · 11 months
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So you are telling me that Salazar never died?! HE BECAME A FUCKING MERMAID?!!! MY BARBOSSA DIED FOR NOTHING?!
He really wanted that trident
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(even the date is the same bruh hahaha)
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pirates of the caribbean but i've never watched it
I'm not even going to pretend to know what I'm doing here. *really bad pirate voice* aye maties let's be uh crimes?
I haven't watched a single movie of this franchise. I haven't even seen an edit. Here's all I've got:
These movies were a formative bisexual experience/bi panic for almost every bisexual. I saw it happen in Heartstopper.
Jack Sparrow is the main guy. He's hot.
Johnny Depp is in this, and I adore him, so that's a point in POTC's favour. Kiera Knightley is in this, and she is gorgeous. When is she not. I love her acting. Orlando Bloom is in this. I don't know who he is. He is rather pretty, though.
There is a man, a woman, and a pirate, played by Bloom, Knightley and Depp respectively. I know Tumblr, and I can already hear you now: Ah yes, the three genders, man, woman and pirate. Listen, you little shits, this is all I know. Don't come for me.
There's a guy with octopus tentacles coming out of his face, but not in a kinky way, I think. I really, really hope. He's the villain, but he's not. A small white capitalist man is.
When there is moonlight, they turn first-Twilight-movie-blue-saturated and dead. Except they're not dead, because they're not alive. It makes sense in the movies. I think.
There is jewellery involved. I'm not sure if it's a get-rich-quick scheme or something involving the undead.
The man and the woman are in love.
They, uh, do pirate things. There's a kingdom.
The woman is abducted and the man and her say romantic shit through the bars.
The woman threatens to throw a gold chain down.
Jack Sparrow says smartass shit and does his best to avoid doing the right thing and facing the consequences. What an icon.
Jack Sparrow has a jar of dirt, and it is important to him. He sings a song, though I can't make out if that is a fandom joke.
Feel free to educate me. You'll have to reblog this to spread it around so people can yell at me, though, because I have no idea what to tag this with.
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piratesandstuff · 10 months
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Just rewatched POTC: COTP last night, and caught this. That little sympathetic look that Jack is giving Norrington.
Jack actually feels bad for James having his heart totally shattered.
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swannposting · 6 months
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the dutchman crew is the funniest subsection of the potc fandom. like the writers and creative team of DMC truly had no idea what they would unleash onto the interwebs like almost 20 years later.
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keiraonfilm · 1 year
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Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann in The Pirates of The Caribbean trilogy. (2003-2007)
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awtysm-cryptid · 1 year
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Do you think in the scene where they bring out the Code Elizabeth took one look at Captain Teague, did a double take, and just went to Barbossa "Hold on is that Jack's dad" "Yeah that's Jack's dad...they look alike dont they, you can really tell" "Your right, they do"
and then later mentioned it to Will
"Hey Will you see that captain over there with the red coat, black hair and trinkets in his hair" "Yeah??" "Who does he remind you of?" "Jack, why?" "That's Jack's dad" "Really wow...didn't we just trade his son to the British Navy??" "....oh god"
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pocketsizedann · 7 months
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I have been obsessed with potc for years and still never really made any fanart, which considering my love for it is a crime. I watched this movie on repeat for months and probably have most of it memorized. Anyway, thought it was time to show my appreciation lol
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meldoesart16 · 7 months
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Lemme give you some Jack Sparrow vibe
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captainsvscaptains · 5 months
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Round 2 Part 2 Poll 1
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I love her so much. She is the captain of all time. She’s trying her best to get her ship home (a nearly impossible task) she’s trying with all she has anyway. Also her in the white suit - Iconic
Maybe it's the nostalgia talking (and my mom's influence lol), but he's always been a favorite captain of mine. He plays the fool alot but you can tell he genuinely knows what he's doing the majority of the time, and when he doesn't he's the king of fake it till you make it. He's also very funny.
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alderaanplacesss · 10 months
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Where are my Pirates of the Caribbean pals at? Where are the Norribeth girlies? I’m like, 20 years late to actually writing something. I’ve always wanted to and I finally am. Even if it’s just for me alone, damnit, it’s going to go on ao3 soon.
I feel like summer is when I always rewatch the first three POTC movies and I’m like “Damn why did I never write fic for this before?”
Who else is out there that had their brain scrambled 20+ years ago when they let Norrington be messy and hot in Dead Man’s Chest? Anybody?
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ha1taniwh0re · 1 year
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Could I request Jack sparrow x reader where the reader gets frequent nightmares?
Yess of course, our funny captain cares about his darling
Im here for you
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It was happening again. Me in dark room without walls... calling for help but none there to help me.
"JACK?!" I yelled.
Silence
"BARBOSSA?? GIBS?? ANYONE?!" I asked.
But nobody responded. It started to get cold, i sat on the floor trying to get warmer. All of the sudden I heard gunshot.
"WHO'S THERE?!"
No answer. I got up and started walking trying to find a person with a gun. When i saw that i do nothing like this i turned back but when I wanted to go back i heard gunshot and felt something in my heart. I looked down and saw that someone shot me. I was looking for the person and out of the dark went Jack.
"Why?" I said.
"Sorry love, but my only love is sea. I can't stand break ups so this is easier" he said and smiled.
After that I woke up, all sweaty i stood up to drink some water. I got out on deck to catch some air but by my rush I haven't seen Jack following me.
"What happened?" He asked and I got scared and took a gun out.
"AHHH!!" I yelled.
"AHHH TO YOU TOO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED" Jack said.
I lowered my weapon and took a breath.
"I had a nightmare" I said.
"Again??"
"Yes"
"Let's get back to cabin and than we can talk about it. It's cold outside and you are not dress properly for cold weather". Jack said and I agreed.
We went back to our cabin and lay on bed again. We were cuddling.
"What was happening in your nightmare?" He asked while was playing with my hair.
I told him everything that happened in my nightmare and when I got to the part where he shot me he sat up immediately.
"WHAT?! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT" He said.
"I know" i said.
He looked at me with sad eyes, he could see that I know that he wouldn't do that but that voice inside telling me that he would do it made me overthinking.
He hugged me and layed down again.
"That voice needs to shut up because he is lying". He said and I laughed.
He laughed with me and kissed me.
"I do love sea baby but I love you more" he said and kissed me again
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pt II priates of the caribbean but i've never watched it
honestly at this point there's no intro just have my dumbassery and blame the good omens fandom:
There are three genders, man, woman, pirate.
Jack Sparrow is not the main character, until he is.
Oleander Bloom plays Will who is an assistant blacksmith.
I misread assistant as assassin. I'm really sorry, Will. I'm sure you're a really sweet guy, Tumblr just ruined my reading comprehension.
Elizabeth likes pirates and stole gold, and is a badass who loves Will.
Jack Sparrow comes bobbing along to port and kicks his foot out.
Undead crabs sold gold coins and now are skeletons covered with fake skin but the bad Botox job falls apart in moonlight.
They want to put the gold coins back to either die or live. Which is it? I don't know.
Pirates are good, East India Company bad. Now that I can get behind for sure.
Jack Sparrow is sassy and has good eyeliner and kisses Elizabeth at one point but not like that.
Two men roll around homoerotically in sand. Or this could be from OFMD. Or Doctor Who. I've invaded too many fandoms. It's not from Good Omens, at least. I think.
The octopus is not C'thulu. He is Davy Jones's wardrobe.
I don't know what that means, either.
There are five movies but three (two?) have been politely disowned.
help.
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ima-mole · 7 months
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CMON TUMBLR LETS SEE HOW YOU FEEL
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