〤ppsat out of context quotes and overall weird shit. pt 4 〤 (7/17/21)
welcome to your regularly scheduled weekly ppsat quotes jhagsd. as a heads up, ppsat can get a little nsfw as well, so keep that in mind!! shoutout to the five other blogs that live blog ppsat w/ me every week. y'all are elite <3
*these quotes may not be 100% verbatim, but close enough ajhsd
〤jack: "skeppy, shout real loud!" velvet: "jack, his mouth is kind of full right now...." gumi: "oh, so he is under the desk...."
〤*bad literally didn't tell skeppy that he was signed up for ppsat until like 20 minutes prior*
〤bbh:*makes a bald head pact with the ppsat crew*
〤bbh: "that's it, give me back my toaster." skeppy: "i didn't take your toaster" bbh: "then who did?" skeppy: "rat"
〤skeppy:"bad, you'll gift pummel party to me right?" bbh: "yeah, ill gift it to you." gumi: "bad's on his sugar daddy arc" jack: ",,,, we need to Stop this."
〤bbh: "you are your pets parental figure.... so you are your pets daddy." red: "and skeppy is your kitten."
〤bbh: "in the past few years has it become weird to say daddy on the internet?" sam: "can you say that again? say it again but direct it straight at me."
〤sam: "big daddy" - literally every second he gets the chance
〤"what are you doing, step-bad?"
〤bbh: "sam, that mod you sent me is working wonders!" red: "the minecraft sex mod?!?"
〤boomer: "guess what?" bbh(?): "what?" boomer: "chicken butt, you idiot!.. hA gottem."
〤ant: *inevitable meta gaming accusation"
〤bbh: "skeppy, i need you to blow." everyone: "WOAH WHAT BADDD!"
〤boomer: "what's the american theme song?" sam: "that's called the national anthem,..."
〤boomer: "im literally about to suck the hell out of red!"
〤sam: "he just sucked us for free!" boomer: ",,,well i'm not complaining,,,”
〤*jack bought food for skeppy and sent it to his house for him ashjdgjasd*
〤honourable shivers mention <3
〤red: "jack manifold?? no, ant's the only man I fold!"
〤*red singing the cursed parody of mask, word for word,,?..,,*
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