#pr move

[introspectivememories]

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

#lewis is unarguably more famous than nico. like i feel like this a fact. and yet every other day nico is in the press saying some crazy shit #about lewis. if i was famous i woulda shut that shit down soo long ago. my ex-bf is in the press talkin bout me constantly??? that feels #like such bad pr and yet!!! lewis has not done anything. why? cause he likes it!!! cause they've never moved on from the 1st moment they #broke each other's hearts. like this is genuinely insane. #im always so nervous to post my thoughts on brocedes cause so many of you were here b4 me and have a better understanding on them #and like being a wrong is like a death sentence to me but still please tell me if i got them completely wrong #i have a lot of thoughts on lewis and his reluctance to talk about nico... most of them being that one quote from emma #if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more #ok obligatory disclaimer: a lot of this is hyperbole. i don't think that they're asking lewis that ? every other month #but there are like at least 5 interviews where he talks about karting like they're his most precious memories #so make of that what you will #and obv i don't know these people but as someone who's brain chemistry has been permanently changed by them #i think i'm allowed to not only project onto them but also make stupid little posts analyzing them #anyway yeah #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes

[wisteriagoesvroom]

thinking about nico rosberg and how happy he seems in retirement. and how much bravery it actually took to retire on that high, to say "i'm happy, i don't need more", and refuse to get bogged down in all the discourse and the hate. about his random exploits making a youtube channel and openly figuring out who he was away from the sport. how unstressed he is now compared to 2016. i'm thinking about how the f1 circuit chews people up and spits them out even if you go in with all the tools and money in the world, because money and resource is very insulating, but you're still always paying and paying in different ways - and at what cost. how he's now thriving and hydrated and his hairline is safe and he's able to stay on the sidelines of a sport that he's loved so much. able to enjoy his winnings and his nepo baby money and his family time. the way he's hilarious on camera, and says things that sometimes are outrageous (all things about lewis - like he's soooo lewis biased he's basically running a stan account but on sky tv actually... drop the burner twt @, nico). but sometimes he says things that are also really needed (being loud on camera about lando being a great driver who will have his time and his win). like, maybe we have to stan actually.

plus look at this stance:

#nico rosberg #nr6 #as cx said: Du bist Cuntmeister!! #did i expect to end shanghai gp being a nico apologist? #no. #but the f1 world moves in mysterious ways #i won't question it #it simply is. #wisteria talks #also he's a rare personality that isn't PR-ironed lmao #he's publicly a lil messy and a bit odd sometimes and doesn't seem interesting in toning it down for anyone and therefore very entertaining #STAY YOU NICO BABE

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 80

 So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity. 

  But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work. 

  Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of. 

  What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore! 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #de aged danny #dan works at lexcorp so mercy can have a break some days #Lex sees this as extra useful because dan can double as intimidation and a bodyguard #Oh he's a meta? Oh that's fine- Immune to mind control?! Well seeing as the alien in the city gets mind controlled every week heck yeah #Bart is fuckin terrified when he sees Dan & calls Tim because *holy fuck* it's the thing behind his nightmares #W-with a pair of kids? Fussing over the pair of kids??? #Double checking that they have their things to spend the day with their grandpa???? #Luthor: If I hire a meta I will have diversity and it's good for PR #Mercy: Yeah I just need to train someone to not take his shit y'know how it is #Dan: I just need enough money to not ask for cash from Vlad I am not dealing with his motherhenning #Dan: I moved away to not be fussed over and I am not dealing with him #Vlad on the phone: Son why am I hearing about being a grandpa why was I not informed :C #Clockwork: Ah yes more time with my grandchildren :) A perfect timeline

[notyourmusebby]

now.. why would he? the soft touch?

THE THUMB??

#they will make me go insane #carlos is so shameless #they must be paying them real good for this pr moves like?? #their whole dynamic would never not be interesting to me #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #f1 #charlos #c2 #ferrari #scuderia ferrari #carlos sainz #formula 1 #abu dhabi gp 2023 #ferrari full access abu dhabi 2023

[ban-joey]

i do think it's really indicative of the industry that it's yet another pathetic paranoid windbag of a white dude that ends up lucky enough to be in charge of a website managed by the most busted code imaginable that's absolutely hemorrhaging funds every day and has already been dinged by the aclu once. like at this point i genuinely wonder if these people have any concept of social media/website management outside of the parasitic tech bro

#also i think perhaps allowing staff members to like. have their own accounts is a deeply shortsighted move #pr fucking nightmare #I appreciate it from a transparency standpoint though #shit business decision but by god is it paying off tonight #carhammerexplosionmatt

[prideprejudce]

i hope people realize that taylor swift did not just have some epiphany on a random monday about dating a known bigot and how telling it was for her own complicity that she was okay with being romantically involved with someone like that. TS is a capitalist and a business brand who knows that continuing to date this man would have eventually significantly impacted her revenue in future album releases and concert sales by continuing to piss off her fan base. and like any large corporate business, she cut out the weak link so it doesn’t impact her future. that being said, if all of m*tty he*ly’s previous comments about black women and other disgusting remarks had been swept under the rug more effectively, i can tell you with almost 100% assurance that she would still be publicly dating him right now

#im not saying that you shouldn’t like her anymore or listen to her but like…..cmon now #just don’t let her skip off free into the sunset…..remember this #this was such a PR move like it’s literally DRIPPING in damage control #taylor swift #taylor swift critical #matty healy

[slythereen]

no but if you think about it this WME deal is so damn clever like… aside from the political clout of building his personal brand and really capitalizing on his fame outside of f1 and ferrari, when within f1 he’s always been so intrinsically tied to ferrari it’s almost a given to everyone that he’ll never leave and therefore isn’t even a contender for contract negotiations?

charles is giving himself bargaining power with ferrari at a time when he really needs it to impose changes with his next contract (if he signs) whilst simultaneously giving himself enough personal distance from ferrari that if he ever moves, it won’t be as shocking or hurt his image. sure, all of his big personal sponsors also sponsor ferrari — that gives him power within the team, to an extent. but they’re still ferrari’s too. one could argue that he got them from ferrari and they’d stay with ferrari instead of him if he left. expanding his sponsorship and brand image beyond even just his current sponsors gives him market security.

and he’s doing all this (making the announcement) right after a disaster weekend where a) “he” lost another pole position and b) ferrari publicly fucked him over royally. this is simultaneously a time when he wants to move on from the negative f1 press and capitalize on the sympathy / general feeling of “wow it sure would be great if charles had some more support”. he’s showing up with that support, so people can rally behind him and WME at an opportune moment, and distracting from “bad stats”…

the fact that all this is right after being linked so heavily as a commiserating spirit along with lewis hamilton, the blueprint of global fame beyond f1?

it’s genius.

#i am actually obsessed with this whole play #like #WME is making some genius fuckin moves already #i may have doubted Charles’ team from time to time for letting this shit happen #but his camp has always been good at the PR angle #and this is such a big move like damn #f1 #charles leclerc #*delphi #WME #paddock politics

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

You know Crowley would’ve fucked heavy with Jesus Christ Superstar

#i’m on a roll not a bagel #‘could muhammad move a mountain or was that just PR’ tim rice my beloved #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #jesus christ superstar #andrew lloyd webber #<- best show of his hands down #tim rice #musical theater #good omens 2 #‘i don’t know how to love him’ <- crowley cries and doesn’t know why (he knows why) #esp ‘cause he and jesus prob vibed a bit

[girldewar]

honestly feel like you can't fully understand why the nhl functions the way it does unless you have an in-depth understanding of american conservatism specifically. like. the nhl is run by a collection of people who function on conservative nostalgia, purposeful obtuseness, and a direct opposition to progressivism. they're the type of american traditionalists who think that we should go back to the good old days when people respected their elders and didn't think too hard about things like civil rights or what equity actually means. they believe in a homogenous culture of assimilation and obedience, and they rely on the people within that culture to perpetuate it via mutual surveillance. it's what the wealthy white american right has always been, especially since wwii and the cold war after it. and it's what the nhl has always been. it's a culture that is determined to keep itself locked away in the 1980s while the world around it evolves, and as it grows farther removed from the world it exists in, the more reactionary it gets. it's fucking. every 70 year old republican senator who refuses to step down until they keel over dead in congress. that's it. that's all.

#like. okay. yes obviously love travis dermott thank u king etc etc #but this whole thing is just. it means nothing. none of this means anything #the nhl never loved you. the nhl never believed in gay rights or trans rights or poc rights or any of it #the nhl floated along on the exact platform they've had for decades and let the teams decide what political stances they'd move forward on #until an opportunity presented itself for the conservatism underlying the entire stupid organization to rear its head #just because they changed the rule doesn't mean it's gone. it just means it's hidden under a dozen different layers of pr and performatism #hurray we get pride tape back. i'm sure this will stay the case forever and never change or be an issue ever again. #ok sorry for being cynicallll i should go do my readings #bees speaks

[winterfloral]

the move that introduced me to skz

#we ignore that theres one gif thats not red okay #stray kids #hyunjin #bystay #staysource #usermoonjuice #staylbr-pr #usernix #userbeepls #letterstoval #usersa #usertsu #dreamytag #adriblr #usermissye #winnie gifs #winnie skz #i got edits of jinnie doing that move all over tiktok #i was almost a gods menu stay

[therabbitthatpostthings]

My knowledge of Vtubers starts and stops with Kizuna Ai. The only reason I know of most big VTubers is because I genuinely am fascinated in the way model rigging works and because two singers I followed YEARS ago are now Vtubers (AmaLee and Bao The Whale)

With that being said, watching Nijisanji make the biggest PR mistake of their life over the past week has been the funniest shit ever. Like GODDAMN. I have learned more about the financial instability of this one company in three days than I ever have since the dawn of Vtubers. I have never been interested Vtubers before (aside from the two mentioned above cause I watched them when I was like 14), this situation alone has made me want to consume so much VTuber material.

Anyway good luck and great wishes on Doki's come back to the internet.

#shitpost #shitposting #vtubers #dokibird #nijisanji #kurosanji #calling it kurosanji is such a power move lmao #AND THE YOU DON'T EVEN TELL HER YOU ARE FIRING HER AND SHE FINDS OUT VIA TWEET #SCUMBAG BEHAVIOR #this isn't even a PR nightmare #this is a disaster #and another one of their talents is graduating soon??? #I only knew vaguely of Mysta thru Shoto but goddamn #so many old talents are lightly and legally as possible shading the fuck out of kurosanji #also while I say this is entertaining don't forget this neglectful company put Doki's life at risk #and continued to double down knowing the condition she was in #this is so shitty to treat your clients like that #we need to wake up and realise no matter what the industry is higher up CANNOT and SHOULD NOT get away with treating their staff like this #Doki is human #All Vtubers are humans and deserve to be treated as such

[acaiyatree]

in the lab rn guys

#dc #dc comics #wip #my art >:DD #honestly really excited #for this #i've only thumbnailed 3 pgs so far and i have yet to figure out the oc that i need to insert in the story to make things Move but #WAIT #i meant 6 pgs i've thumbnailed 6 pages #anw yeah #also barely finalized my tim design #bc i was impatient and wanted to go straight 2 drawing the comic but ehehehhe #even if i just finish one issue i'll still be pr proud ofme lmao

[rickybaby]

Daniel single-handedly lifting AT up to 8th in the championship, securing that $20million prize money and shutting everybody’s mouth in the process. This is the reason why they gave him a seat only after 7 laps in a car

Call him money badger while you’re at it

#PR merchant they said #charity case they said #we move bitch #mexico23

[spitblaze]

did you know that having issues and criticisms with members of the democratic party isnt voter suppression or an attempt to convince people not to vote. did you know that you can expect and ask and demand the politicians of your favored do better without also saying 'i think voting is stupid and pointless'. did you know that expressing dissatisfaction with a democratic administration isnt saying 'therefore i prefer conservatives'. did you know you can be dissatisfied with something without condeming it as a whole did you know you can praise the actions of politicians without telling people that their complaints are completely invalid did you fucking know that

#im SORRY LOL ive been seeing the most obnoxious 'biden rulez voting is the most important thing in tha world' posts lately #where am i. whats happening. did we forget that the lifting of the mask mandate was 100% a pr move and not bc covid was cured #hes still building the fucking wall i think people are allowed to be upset #spitblaze says things

[formulaonedirection]

POV you get caught spying on a little imp

#lando norris #mclaren putting out POVs moving like ferrari pr in crisis wallah #he's such a little imp! #nadia's things #lando tag broken for me who knows if these will be seen anywhere

[a-dowryofblood]

In the same episode of Friedland's podcast, Healy and the hosts made fun of the rapper Ice Spice and tried to guess her ethnicity, calling her "one of the Inuit Spice Girls," a "chubby Chinese lady," and "a fucking Eskimo."

-Insider [x]

(Yes he said it in the same podcast he said he likes watching black women being torture while he masturbates)

“I just feel a bit bad, and I’m kind of a bit sorry if I’ve offended you, Ice Spice, I’m sorry. It’s not because I’m annoyed that me joking got misconstrued. It’s because I don’t want Ice Spice to think I’m a dick. I love you, Ice Spice. I’m so sorry.”

-Matty Healys "Apology" [x]

The 'sorry you got offended because i made racist comments about you, It was just a joke bro.' Energy of that clip is 🤢

He also admits that it's not the first time he does stuff like that and that he's going to keep doing it because it's all a "joke".

Then his new girlfriend is going to release a remix with Ice Spice so im supposed to just be like yeah he's cool 🤪

Even just the rumor feels icky and manipulative. A terrible attempt to wash away the rage and backlash Taylor has rightfully facing for dating that racist.

#taylor swift #matty healy #ice spice #everything keeps getting worse #she really is speed running through bad pr moves right now #ruining every once of good faith people have gifted her since miss americana