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clorvismaximus · 5 months

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Caring for Your Comedic Companion: A Guide to Proper Clown Care

Creating a Clown-Friendly Environment: The Chuckle Chamber

Clowns thrive in environments that stimulate their comedic instincts. Before adopting your clown, ensure you have a dedicated space in your home for them, commonly referred to as the "Chuckle Chamber." If you cannot afford to buy a new enclosure, an old tent painted with stripes can keep your clown happy for the first few months. Equip it with a variety of colorful props, oversized shoes, and a well-stocked assortment of rubber chickens. Ensure the Chuckle Chamber is spacious enough for your clown to express its natural exuberance.

Nutritional Needs: A Diet of Delightful Delicacies

Maintaining a well-balanced and joy-inducing diet is crucial for your clown's health. Offer a mix of cotton candy, popcorn, and custard pies to meet their nutritional needs. For hydration, a continuous supply of seltzer water is recommended. Regularly check for any allergies or sensitivities your clown may have to certain treats. Surprisingly, peanut allergies are common amongst certain breeds of clown.

Exercise and Enrichment: Laughter Workouts

Clowns are energetic beings that require regular exercise and mental stimulation. Engage your clown in laughter workouts, which can include juggling sessions, pratfall practice, and balloon animal sculpting. Introduce new comedic routines to keep their minds sharp and their spirits high.

Grooming: Maintaining the Mirthful Mane

Clown grooming is not just about appearance; it's an essential aspect of their well-being. Regularly check and clean oversized shoes to prevent slips, trim colorful wigs to maintain their vibrant allure, and ensure that the iconic red nose is kept in pristine condition. A well-groomed clown is a happy and confident one.

Veterinary Care: Honk-Checked Health Checks

Regular visits to a certified clown veterinarian are crucial to monitor your companion's health. These professionals specialize in honk-checked health checks, ensuring that your clown is in peak comedic condition. Vaccinations against gloom and routine screenings for joke deficiencies are standard procedures.

Socialization: Playdates with Fellow Funnymakers

Clowns are social beings that thrive on interaction with their own kind. Arrange playdates with fellow clowns to encourage socialization and the exchange of humorous antics. Attend clown conventions, where your companion can partake in the grandeur of collective laughter and collaborative performances.

Understanding Non-Verbal Communication: Mastering the Art of Clownish Signals

Clowns communicate primarily through non-verbal cues, such as honks, squeaks, and exaggerated gestures. Pay close attention to your clown's signals to gauge their mood and preferences. Understanding the art of clownish communication is key to fostering a strong bond with your comedic companion.

Celebrating Special Occasions: Clown Birthdays and Anniversaries

Marking special occasions in your clown's life adds a touch of festivity to their existence. Celebrate birthdays with a clown-sized cake and a chorus of joyous honks. Recognize adoption anniversaries with a memorable performance or a specially crafted routine to commemorate the time spent together.

Providing proper care to your beloved clowns is not just a responsibility but a joyful journey of shared laughter and merriment. By embracing the unique needs and whimsical nature of your clown companion, you'll cultivate a bond that transcends the ordinary, creating a lifetime of cherished comedic moments.

#clownery #clowncore #clown posting #clown art #clown #clown husbandry #Clowns #Unicycles #Parties #Pranksters #Jesters #Mimes #Clownblr #Clown care #Clownology #Clownologist

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lcisabc23 · 6 months

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Isn't it annoying?

Fred sighed as he lay back on the bed in his and George's shared room, waiting for George to return up the stairs with their food. After a couple of minutes of waiting, Fred sat up and went out of the room to listen down the stairs, he could hear his mother lecturing George. feeling a bit protective of his brother he went downstairs to get into the middle of this. "my brothers would have never been hiding in their room! not spending time with their family!" Their mother screamed at George making George groan "Mum for the last time we are not hiding away, Fred has a headache so we are staying upstairs till it goes away!" he said trying to stay calm knowing if he raised his voice their mother would find more reasons to yell at him. "Gideon would have never talked back to me like that!" she shouted making George groan he was holding the plates of food while trying to hold the cups while he did. Fred watched for a few seconds knowing George was getting overwhelmed "George what is taking so long mate, you trynna kill me?" Fred said rubbing his head and walking over to George grabbing the plates of food while George held the cups. "your brother tells me you have a headache Freddie would you like some potions to help with it, darling?" Molly said changing up her attitude seeing as Fred actually seemed to have a hurting head. "it's fine mum I just wanna relax for a bit" Fred said moving towards the stairs and making sure George was behind him.

The whole way to their room George remained quiet staring at the ground as he sat down on Fred's bed, "why does she always do that" he muttered as he put the cups on the side table beside him. "what compare us to our uncles?" Fred said jokingly as he sat beside George handing him his plate and making George sigh and nod. "isn't it annoying? She keeps comparing us to them we only met them once before they died, they are amazing but it's totally uncool to be compared to them all the time" George said with a groan as he played with his food. Fred nodded along with his younger twin "I know but that's just how mum has always been, remember when she yelled at us for turning Ron's bear into a spider. She went on and on about how they would have never done that to her." Fred said with a chuckle before eyes the way George was playing with his food "Eat George or I'll shove it down your bloody throat" Fred threatened as he ate some of his own food eyeing George who looked at him offendedly. "I will! it's just that mum always makes the stuff I dislike" he said with a groan as he forced himself to eat the food.

"I wish they were still here truth be told," Fred said with a gentle smile making George chuckle and nod, "they were amazing greatest pranksters to ever exist," George said making Fred agree. HOWEVER ON THE OTHER SIDE "Our babies agree with us we are the best of the best" Fabian said hugging Gideon tightly "True that, they come a close second. The marauders a third" Gideon said making Fabian nod and sit next to the two who were talking about random pranks they should do once they go to Hogwarts again as they eat their food. "Molly needs to relax on them," Gideon said with a frown, the two were talking and following George when she began to yell at him. "She changed so much," Fabian said with a sigh Gideon agreed as he crouched beside George "I hated this food as well it was simply horrendous when Molly made it," Gideon said with a shiver.

"Y'know Freddie why does it feel like we are being watched" George said with a shiver making Fred look at him with a raised eyebrow. "because you have stalkers that are simply mad for you Georgie," he said with a sarcastic tone making George look at him offendedly once more.

#fluff #weasleytwins #georgeweasley #fredweasley #gredandfeorge #gideon prewett #fabian prewett #george weasley #fred weasley #after life #pranksters

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marvelomadness06 · 10 months

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*Sirius and James hidden in an alcove, wands raised, trying to levitate a book from the restricted section into an unsuspecting Hufflepuffs bag*

Remus: *to Peter* When I said I thought they should spend more time in the library, this is not what I meant.

#hogwarts #pranksters #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #James potter #Sirius black #Remus Lupin #Peter Pettigrew #Gryffindor #hufflepuff #library

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in-the-middle-of-the-room · 6 months

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I can't stop thinking about the comment "that's everyone in the family" when Ron becomes the Gryffindor prefect. As a Weasley twin lover, I cannot fathom how rejected they would've felt after that comment, but at the same time, how used to it they were because it was nothing new.

#fred weasley #fred weasely opinion #weasely twins #george and fred #pranksters #molly weasley #molly bashing #harry potter

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coconuttyglittersmurf · 18 days

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#prankster committee #nicktoon prankster committee #nickelodeon #nicktoons #the loud house #luan loud #the casagrandes #ronnie anne #ronnie anne santiago #smurfs #the smurfs #jokey smurf #big nate #nate wright #pranksters #crossover

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bittersweetcanary · 4 months

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A Little Prank

[12/30/23]

*promptly shitposts a funky thought from my funky brain*

Written with my own Queer Head cannons of the cast in mind, so to clarify to those who don’t know, Spica will be referred to with she/her pronouns and Sirius with mirrored pronouns.

+This is a little side story for my Artw OC Benate

Summoner Benate: “Sirius… Do yooooooou want to prank Spica with me?”

Sirius: “... A Prank you say? Summoner, what has gotten into you!” *They chuckled.*

Summoner Benate: “Mhm! I have this sticker here…”

*Benate holds up a sticker that, in big bold letters, spells out “egghead”* “... I’m going to stick it to Spica’s forehead, I need you to be ready to take a photo of his reaction on my cue.”

Sirius: *WHEEZE-* “... Of course Summoner, I’d LOVE to.”

And so they both searched for Spica… It wasn’t hard, all the Summoner had to do was ask him via chat then head to the library where she is studying… …

Spica: *With a big smile, wondering what the Summoner wanted to see her for. She gingerly placed a bookmark in the book she was studying and closed it before turning her attention to the Summoner as she stood from her seat.*

“Hello, Summoner Benate, did you need something..?”

Summoner Benate: “Mhm! But first, could you lean down a bit..?” *They asked, being too short to reach her forehead. Then as Spica nodded, a slight flush on her cheeks, she leaned down to eye level with Benate- then Benate took their chance and quickly pressed the sticky side of the sticker to her forehead and spoke through giggles.* “SIRIUS TAKE THE PICTURE”

And Sirius did just that as Spica looked up, right into the camera of Sirius’s stella taB as she snapped the pic! Then… Spica’s face grew red, and they could almost see the smoke coming from her ears- THEN IT WAS TIME TO RUN- and so they did! As a very angry, and rightfully so, Spica chased them down the halls of Contell Academia.

#arcana twilight #artw #arcana twilight sirius #arcana twilight spica #arcana twilight summoner #artw oc #arcana twilight shit post #HAVE OC LORE #*SLAMS DOWN LORE*#PRANKSTERS #SIRIUS PRANKS SPICA #SPICA IS PISSED #RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES

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littletroubledgrrrl · 17 days

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#rocko's modern life #pranksters #rocko #filburt #heffer #nicktoons #nickelodeon #april fools day

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wolfstarshipping · 10 months

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Learning (Dis)Abilities (15.824 words) by MakkAttackk

marauders era AU

Summary:

Remus agrees to tutor Sirius Black, who can't sit still to study to save his arse. Slow burn, strangers to lovers.

Comment:

This was a wonderful marauders era fic, I absolutely adored following along as Remus reluctantly allows Sirius and the others to become a part of his life.

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galactic-marvelettes · 8 months

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tw: mentions of harassment, a joke about 💀

Fuck Youtuber pranksters who film other people’s humiliation for clout. The fuck is wrong with you? Don’t you have anything better to do than harass retail workers? Our businesses are understaffed, we’e underpaid, sometimes we have to work in shitty conditions and already have some much to put up with in a day – either from management or customers. Last thing we need is you strolling up and filming us melting down so you can somehow feel better about your ugly ass.

I bet you your entire Youtube salary you wouldn’t last one fucking day working in retail / customer service. Have you ever hand stand on your feet 8 hours a day? Have you ever had to take stupid questions from even stupider customers? Have you ever faced harassment from customers who want your head for simply doing your job? Have you ever faced harassment from male customers who want to “get lucky” and won’t take, “No,” for an answer? Have to you ever been snapped at or reduced to tears by management for every little mistake?

You wouldn’t last until noon, asshole.

You think it’s cool to harass people just trying to get by? I wake up wanting to die every day, but I keep showing up and take it all lying down because I need the money and a job until find another. You harassed me. You made unwarranted comments about my appearance and I flipped you off like you deserve. Yet I’m the one getting punished for your behavior and you’re getting praise for it. My < male > co-worker is getting praise for remaining calm, but I’m the one being forced to watch my humiliation and review my behavior and told to maintain my composure in the future because you harassed me and my reaction was warranted.

Between the whole Rachel Zegler thing on social media and now this, it’s been a bad week for decent human beings. The Internet has really just rotted away people’s minds and souls. We have reached a new low if some pathetic little cretin on Youtube can amass 24K views and get praise for being a total asshole to people and absolutely no one calls him out on it.

#youtube #youtubers #youtube pranksters #pranks #pranksters #internet #social media #retail workers #customer service #tw harassment #stop harassing me

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chris-grimaldi · 11 months

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Pranksters || Chrisco

@devilofsf-cisco

The moment that Chris heard Cisco while he was onstage, he had a plan. Sometimes, it was a miracle that he stayed in character, but one of the benefits of being on Broadway was that he had done the show what felt like over a hundred times already, and that he always knew what would happen next. He had a good idea of what Cisco would react to, and even then that started to fade away as he engulfed himself in the story.

But that didn’t stop him from clueing in the security guards to his plan.

“So the audience member who has been so enthusiastic tonight is one of my best friends,” he said to two of the security team, “So at curtain call can you escort him out and make it seem like you’re going to ban him from the theater, and then actually just escort him to my dressing room? I haven’t seen him in forever.” The security team nodded, and right as curtain call started, Chris knew his plan was in motion - and it only made him smile extra as he took his bows and went back to his dressing room, where as promised, Cisco was already waiting for him.

“Huh, funny to find you here,” Chris dramatically said, before bursting into laughing as he saw his best friend, “I’ve missed you.”

#cisco #pranksters

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clorvismaximus · 5 months

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A Breakdown on the Evolution of Clowns

1. The Prankster Ancestor:

The clown species can be traced back to a distant common ancestor known as the Prankster Primus. This mischievous creature had a knack for playful antics and had developed basic comedic adaptations to ward off predators. Its ability to mimic sounds and movements for diversion laid the foundation for the evolutionary path toward laughter.

2. The Jester Epoch:

As time passed, a subgroup of Prankster Primus evolved into the Jester Epoch. These beings developed more sophisticated humor, using wit, jest, and physical comedy to entertain their social groups. The Jesters were the first to experiment with colorful costumes and facial expressions, setting the stage for the vibrant appearance of future clown species.

3. The Buffoon Branch:

From the Jester Epoch emerged the Buffoon Branch, a lineage characterized by exaggerated features and slapstick humor. Buffoons embraced physical comedy, incorporating elements like oversized shoes, comically large noses, and pratfalls into their performances. This marked the beginning of the distinct clown aesthetic that we recognize today.

4. The Circus Evolution:

As societies developed, so did the need for entertainment. The Circus Evolution saw the integration of clowns into traveling shows and performances. The evolving clown species adapted to the demands of the stage, perfecting their comedic timing and mastering the art of engaging large audiences.

5. The Technicolor Transformation:

In a burst of evolutionary creativity, the Technicolor Transformation introduced vibrant colors and intricate patterns to clown attire. This adaptation not only enhanced the visual appeal of clowns but also served as a form of communication. The more colorful the clown, the more likely they were to attract attention and laughter.

6. The Bozo Boom:

A significant milestone in clown genealogy was the Bozo Boom, during which the iconic character Bozo the Clown emerged. Bozo's popularity influenced the evolution of clown traits, shaping the modern understanding of what constitutes a classic clown. The Bozo Boom marked a period of cultural significance for the clown species.

7. The Globalization of Giggles:

In recent times, the globalization of entertainment has led to the spread of clown species across the world. Clowns from different regions have adapted to local humor, creating a rich tapestry of comedic diversity. The genealogy of clowns now spans various subtypes, from the traditional circus clown to the modern street performer.

8. The Digital Jest:

In the age of technology, the Digital Jest has emerged as a subcategory of clowns adapting to online platforms. Memes, GIFs, and virtual performances have become integral parts of the clown species' evolution, ensuring their continued relevance in the ever-changing landscape of entertainment.

#clownery #clowncore #clown posting #clown art #clown #clown husbandry #clowns #jesters #pranksters #jokes #unicycles

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partyoffourplusfur · 4 months

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Let me tell a story about bed time.

Tonight I told the kids it was bed time and I would be in soon. (Cj likes me to lay in his bed till he falls asleep) I walked in and didn’t see june so I said “where’s sissy” and immediately saw her blanket move. Cj also sees her move and I can literally see the lightbulb go off in his head to prank me.

Cj “she’s..uhshesnothere.”

Me thinking Alright..I’ll go along with it. “where is she? Did she go get water?”

Cj “..she’s not here. She’s*eyes shift and suddenly with so much confidence* in the forest”

Me “she’s in the forest?!!”

Cj “yes. She’s getting water in the forest”

At this point I can see june holding back her giggles from under her blanket. I climbed into his bed, june “jump scares” me and I pretend to scream.

Cj *pretending to be absolutely baffled* “sissyyyyy what are you doing there!?”

I was like “woah man did you prank me” and he was so chuffed with himself “yeah mom I really got you”

These two. I can’t. They’re gonna be so funny together as they grow up. They are just too much sometimes. I can’t believe he’s about to be FIVE.

• and here’s me being a big sappy mom so don’t keep reading if that’s not the vibe for you rn•

Times like these I don’t want to have a third because I know they have each other. Does that make sense?

My siblings have these friends that are girl/boy siblings with the same age gap my kids have. And I know it’s silly but I admire their relationship and would feel so lucky if my kids had their kind of relationship. They’re so goofy and silly and loving and accepting of each other.

idk it’s the only thing that makes me think we’d be okay if we never had a third baby. Because our house is still pretty dang full of love and laughter already.

#but I still want another baby #even if I don’t make it myself #june and cj #pranksters #cj first prank

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basicallyanotherwitchesthing · 1 year

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