#pre-portal

[mrfisherot]

#themrfisherotexperience #shitpost #pre made fish post #shitposting #stanley tsp #427 #tsp stanley #the stanley parable #tsp #portal #portal glados #portal chell #portal 2 #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia+ #lgbtqia #gays #lesbians #queer #queer community

[angstflavoured]

Alright, here we fucking go 🗣 starting off with the Wheatley backstory infodump. I'll do each core individually first and then explain all their relationships at Aperture after 😁

Growing up, Wheatley lived in a SMALLL small town somewhere smackdab in the depths of England. The population was only a few hundred, so he only knew a handful of people his whole life. There weren't too many options of who to choose to know and be friends with. His home life was pretty unremarkable--Christain parents who weren't too religious, went to church on Sundays. Put Wheatley through Sunday school. He got decent grades, parents loved him well enough, if just a tad neglectful, but nothing awful. 

He was freakishly tall from the start, very lanky and scrawny. Knowing so few people and not having a lot of friends, he ended up fairly sheltered. He never knew a lot of conflict or struggle, though people did pick on him for being stranger than most.

As he got older, he tried reallyyy hard to follow trends and be stylish. He wanted to date, but it was hard when there were so few girls in town and everyone knew each other basically since birth. With his upbringing, he was a bit of an asshole 😭 pretty misogynistic and sexist and entitled. Overall he was just a pretty big loser, and not a very nice one at that.

Finally near the end of highschool, he became friends a girl named Millie. She had a really hard time making friends too, and ended up getting close with Wheatley more so just due to lack of options and loneliness. Wheatley wasn't interested in her romantically because he insisted he could do better, and joked about this pretty vocally to her--things about her boring personality and her weight. Despite his attitude, they stayed best friends even after school ended. 

Despite Wheatley being very insistent he would never get with her, as they matured, she got in a lot better shape and became a lot more social. She blended in better with crowds and made a lot more friends, looking and feeling a lot happier. Wheatley, despite trying 5 times as hard, could never do the same. He stayed with her still as his only real friend, though she didn't invite him out much because he made people uncomfortable. 

Somewhere along the way in Wheatley's mind, he convinced himself that him and Millie were actually already sort of dating and acted as such even though she clearly wasn't interested and they never properly talked about it.

Then one day, she finally landed herself an actual boyfriend and Wheatley BLEWWW up at her. They got in a huge fight and Wheatley called her all sorts of horrible things, told her how she'd led him on for years and dragged him along and this was all her fault and she was an awful person--and Wheatley wholeheartedly believed every word.

It was after then that he decided he needed to start completely over if he wanted to get anywhere. He was going to move to ✨America✨, land of dreams and American Women. And American women LOVED a man with an accent.

It wasn't a year later that he left everyone he knew behind and fled the country. He could hardly hold a job back home, only managing to stay at where he was because his mother knew the manager. In America, it was no easy feat. He was constantly getting fired for being generally unlikable and being bad at most things. On top of that, it was even harder to blend in with people over here. No one wanted to talk to him for more than a few days, and he was more lonely than ever. Unfortunately, he didn't have the money to fly back home even if he wanted to. He was stranded here and forced to make the best of it. 

Eventually, he decided that it was kind of over. He was just about to hit 40 and was VERY well still a virgin and hadn't even ever properly dated anyone, if anything was going to happen it would've happened already. Not to mention he couldn't even land a decent friend. Trying so hard to fit in was getting exhausting. He needed to just buckle down and get a job and swear off women for the rest of his life if he wanted to get anywhere. Ultimate incel grindset arc 😑😑

That's when he landed his job at Aperture. It was nearly impossible to get fired from and had more than enough hours. He started dressing like himself, stopped shaving, stopped trying so hard to find anyone to bring into his life. Though deep down, he still has a deep, carnal desire to be liked and known by someone. 

#portal 2 #portal #wheatley portal 2 #wheatley #human au #sorta ig #pre canon #aperture #aperture science #lore #lore dump #omggggggg

[dontfuckingestablishcanonicalbac]

the reveal in unmortricken that universes outside the central finite curve are just... inventing interdimensional travel all the fucking time is absolutely insane. like we know the central finite curve is just a tower the ricks built to place themselves forever on top, but the sheer number of people who have invented portal travel in other universes is completely mindblowing to me. all the portals are different styles, different colours - are these all different inventors across different collections of dimensions? it's unregulated, it's rick-free, it's only shown for like 30 seconds throughout the episode, and it's not even mentioned. i know we already know this, but rick sanchez really isn't the unique genius he pretends himself to be.

#rick and morty #rick and morty s7 spoilers #unmortricken #rewatched the episode the other day and was like 'oh shit so that's non-rick portal travel' #and then continued my s2/3 rewatch and thought way too much about lore #ive now convinced myself that rick prime either built or helped build the central finite curve #and that diane couldve potentially existed in one of these universes. and invented interdimensional travel. #thats my new crack theory for what a diane centric episode could look like. her outside the central finite curve. pre-omega device. #ive thought way too much about the plot holes that the prime dimension and c-137 dimension cause. someone come save me #anyway. this is cool. happy not-the-specialest-guy-ever day to rick sanchez.

[gin-juice-tonic]

i think its pretty funny that stan can do a ford impression despite having only heard fords adult voice for a relatively short amount of time

#like... when did you work on that #pre portal incident when you had only been together for like a few hours? #or post return when you two were still fighting?

[tracfone]

Quick drawing i did for doug rattmann appreciation day this year!!

You Will Appreciate Him (there are no consequences if you don’t he’s just a sweet guy and deserves it)

#portal #doug rattmann #doug rattmann appreciation day #doug rattman appreciation day 2024 #drad 2024 #this would be on my art blog but…mixed feelings x_x i’ll reblog it there later ifi change my mind i guess #it’s been soooo long since i drew doug with a full face of hair lol #lately it’s mostly been pre-p1 doug

[variksel]

PICTURED: A polaroid image found in the desk drawer of someone belived to be named Lark Oak-Garcia at the D.A.D.D.I.E.S headquarters. The image depicts the 2019 Westrock Elementary soccer team "The Doodlers". Photographed by Henry Oak.

#i wanna finish this real bad but idk if ill have time #well see #anyway this is pre-portal obvi #i have a ton of hcs for the s1 kids honestly which i didnt rly have room for #like i think the twins are constantly covered in bandages #grant has braces #nick Had dyed red hair #(nicky doesnt lol cause nicholas didnt) #terry preferred to wear his hoodie while playing #he used to think the team shirts were dorky #after the trip tho he started wearing his around more #the twins have ripped off the sleeves from their team shirts #also i like to draw the doodler as just a big CENSORED bar bcs i think its funny #endrich horror n all that #anyway #dndads #dungeons and daddies #art #entitysart #terry stampler #terry jr #ron stampler #grant wilson #darryl wilson #lark and sparrow #lark oak #sparrow oak #henry oak #nick close #glenn close

[kairithemang0]

I really hope we someday learn more about Wilbur’s past. All we know is he went into the portal, came out crazy, devoted himself to the lords before killing Duke’s dad for SOME REASON and then fighting Holloway

There are so many gaps!!!

What happened before the portal, what was he like when he was normal in PEIP? Why does he kill Duke’s dad (seriously WHY???) does Duke know he killed his dad??? What happened during the fight, it caused the timelines to split so some crazy magic shit must have happened. WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BLACK AND WHITE I NEED TO KNOW!!!! My brainrot for him is actually insane and I need to know everything about him I know Holloway is apparently getting a musical at some point but honestly I want a Wilbur musical just to see the crazy shit that led him to who he is now

#wilbur cross #hatchetfield #starkid #team starkid #uncle wiley #yall don’t understand my love for him #I just want to know all the shit he’s gone through #It’s honestly kinda sad #I mean he could’ve been a great person pre portal for all we know #i need answers

[koroleva-nazyalensky]

No STOP, B15 being a doctor in New York- NEW YORK IN 2012??? Can you IMAGINE the conversation between her and LOKI if this was post Battle of New York?

#b15 #loki #loki series #loki laufeyson #no one would even know how to contact the avengers #she probably went in to fight or flight mode when he showed up through a portal #like gotta protect the childrennnn #ahhhhh #no it's gotta be pre BONY #right #riiiight?? #nah it's fun to imagine #actually no #it'll be more fun if someone would just write the fic #please #i beg of you #that would've taken a lot of convincing #jenna rambles

[ckret2]

So this is an ask that I have been thinking for awhile but, mainly surrounding the ask is in the episode The Last Mable-corn, grunkle Ford uses this machine which bill proofs a person's mind, which also shows someone's dreams/memories/thoughts (it's hard to tell which one with how it was used in the episode), which begs the two questions, what would happen if it were to be used on Goldie (bill) and what dreams/memories/thoughts, would you see. Now this is a slightly big ask and is probably hard to think of an answer to on the spot so you could save this for a future chapter if Ford were to make a similar machine or you could just answer one or none at all. Again love the work you do, you inspire me, keep it up 👍

It'd work on Bill just like it would on any other human; and like any other human, it'd just show whatever Bill's currently thinking about (or, if he's asleep, what Bill's dreaming about).

Sorry it's probably a simpler answer than you were expecting, but unfortunately the answer really is that simple. It's whatever's on Bill's mind. And what's on his mind is gonna be dependent on whatever the hell he's thinking about when it's slapped on his head. There's probably a "I remember when this room was filled with my face :(" and a "when the heck did fordsy build this machine?" mixed in with the other thoughts, but otherwise Bill's thoughts would be dependent on the context, just like anyone else's would.

Anyway that thing is very thoroughly destroyed. If ever they decide they want to encrypt and/or read Bill's mind, it's gonna have to be with a new invention. Currently I don't foresee any situations where they'd want that badly to read Bill's mind anyway. They don't trust anything he says, but their response to this isn't "find a way to figure out the truth," it's "just don't pay attention to anything he says."

#(okay 'when did ford build this' is just MY thoughts.) #(i doubt he built it pre portaling; otherwise he'd have USED it and he'd be safe from bill.) #(but how would he have had time to build that whole entire thing AFTER coming back??? makes no sense) #(anyway.) #silvy angle #ask #about my writing #bill goldilocks cipher

[mrfisherot]

Y'know what? Fine. I'll do it for you guys.

I am gonna do it. Suck on it, you bonk!

#chelldos #stannarrator #portal #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #shitpost #themrfisherotexperience #pre made fish post #shitposting #stanley tsp #427 #tsp stanley #the stanley parable #tsp #stanley parable ultra deluxe #portal chell #chell #chell portal #tsp narrator #the stanley parable narrator #stanley #tsp ultra deluxe #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia+ #lgbtqia #gays #lesbians

[flynndesdelca]

hell's coming with me

So back in October I did a Portal prompt challenge and it was fun. I wrote a little prompt about an alternate reality where the scientists had managed to get GLaDOS under their thumb and how it actually made everything WORSE, and Chell (and Doug) trying to break through to her about how she was being used. Here is that, as a proper fic - at least, here's the first chapter of it so far!

I'm very excited to post this, and I hope that it's enjoyable!

#portal #portal 2 #glados #doug rattmann #portal au #portal fanfiction #pre-portal au

[billford-dump]

I think Ford would be an avatar of the Hunt.

Yeah, early on he would fit the Eye pretty well, and maybe post-betrayal/pre-portal an argument could be made for the Spiral, but he has that absolute drive and determination that gives off massive Hunt vibes for me.

Stanford Pines hunting recognition. Hunting popularity, success, fame. Hunting knowledge. Hunting food and water and shelter in the multiverse. Hunting the pieces for a god-killing weapon. Hunting Bill.

His hunts may not all be conventional, but he's still very much hunting.

#gravity falls #tma #the magnus archives #crossover #ford pines #hunt avatar ford pines #post-betrayal/pre-portal i think is more victim of the spiral than avatar of the spiral

[movedtodykedvonte]

Platonic The Spot and reader fic where he tried really hard to mug you but he was so bad at it you actually offered to just buy him food or something and it’s basically him just using you as a therapist while being a lameo freeloader.

#ideas for later #atsv #the spot #hed make a portal and get stuck in it and start crying #obv pre atsv

[lesbiten]

every day of my life im haunted by the part where dipper reads fords thoughts and all these fucking years later its still at the forefront of his mind that hes sorry abt what he did to fiddleford

#i think about post-science divorce pre-portaled ford a lot #how he only realized fiddleford was right After fiddlefords refusing to speak to him. how hes clearly tried to contact him but got nothing #back. bc he says a few times 'f is still not speaking to me' in the journal #how he has apparently just spent 30 years in those other dimensions Still feeling bad about what happened. realizing how badly he fucked up #and then he comes home and sees the Degree of fucked fiddleford is. yeah #and on the other end of it i still want to know if fiddleford ever like. idk. like #when stan comes in and starts pretending hes ford does fiddleford Ever talk to him. like before he loses his mind and forgets who ford is #maybe when ford stops talking to him he takes it as a sign that he doesnt feel bad about what happened etc etc so he just. avoids him #even though its because ford is currently just . in the nightmare realm. as you do #pain etc #simon says

[liteartstation2212]

#Portal #meme #Galantis #LEGO Dimensions #Lord Vortech #This was pre-Dimensions before he met Lucy #I'm not feeling it this valentines... #it's not easy being alone with the Wyldtech ship either #probably the last post this year until I feel better

[p1geonsh1t]

#portal 2 #borderlands #wheatley #glados #p body #atlas #claptrap #loader bot #claptastic voyage #borderlands pre sequel #borderlands ps