#pregnancy horror tw
I don't remember much from the dream I had yesterday, other than "In the swamps, its easy to spot a pregnant man being chased by 6 sleep-deprived clones."
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Pregnant by bees.
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Nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever given me as much whiplash as finding out that the comic versions of Eddie Brock and Venom are canonically in a gay relationship with mpreg???
LOOK AT THIS
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After a devastating plague of DNA-fusing viruses swept the globe, the world is divided between “pure” humans and the vast majority of people- chimeras, or humans with the DNA of other species. The government tries as hard as they can to keep “pure” humans from even talking to chimeras, but they don’t entirely succeed. Stress and Impulse are expecting their baby in two months, and all the hatred from the government couldn’t make up for how much they love their child, and each other.
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i hate my body but not in a way where i hate my looks or my stature or how my body functions, i hate how i’m able to create an actual living breathing human life if i so desire, but if my arm got cut off i couldn’t grow it back? like what’s up with that??
rude and awful. 5/10 but only bc i guess the creating life thing is kinda cool even if it does freak me out
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What if humans gave birth like spiders and they just had an egg sac and the sac burst and millions of babies swarmed out shouting "GOO GOO GAH GAH" and they started shitting webs and floating into the atmosphere, never to be seen again
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My two OCs were having this angsty argument, and one OC that wasn't involved was pregnant ??
The subplot of the dream was that Hannibal (NBC) was surrounded and swarmed by cops.
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Pregnant with bees again, please help this is the fourth time.
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I got pregnant and was totally happy to just feel my belly. I'm a lesbian and also was one in my dream. No one knew how I got pregnant.
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My sister and I “caught” pregnancy from our cat. Like a disease.
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𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ——— music video example.
i've seen the place where they meet , i know where it lies. where ancient demons gather , where angels die . . . the darkest pits of the abyss , where flames burns bright. where satan reigns in terror , there's eternal night.
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the god Thrace, from my original D&D world. she is the known as the Goddess of the Barren, Ash, and the Desolate Dead. she represents the break in cycles of birth and death and rebirth and destruction beyond hope of repair. more lore below.
She resides in and rules the Ashen Barrenlands, a place where none of the other elemental powers exist since it had been so thoroughly destroyed by the gods of Kossuth, the continent of fire.
She is a patron god to the few people who live in the Ashen Barrenlands, she teaches them Cindermancy, which is ash-based magic.
Currently, she is fighting alongside Kelemvor (the patron of our party’s cleric in the original world and in this new dimension they get sent to) to stop the rising masses of undead coming from Reen, the continent of darkness.
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The US decided to change their citizenship rules so instead of being born a citizen if you’re born there, you now need to be conceived there as well. If not, you become a legal citizen of the country you were conceived in. After this was implemented, there was a huge scandal where like 1/3 of the population got deported because they were conceived on their parents vacations and all the politicians who wrote the rule got deported.
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I was in drag and went through a drive-through Sonic and when I left I was pregnant.
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I was scrolling through ao3 looking for something to read and came across a Phineas and Ferb fic with the tags #mpreg #perry/doofensmirtz... Perry the Platypus was pregnant and Doof was the father.
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this sounds fucking made up but this girl i went to school w back home is pregnant and shes naming it after the twilight baby which like. ok i mean could be worse but not the best twilight name. anyway she is TINY shes always been tiny i had to dress her in actual child’s clothing in drama and like her stomach is FUCKING HUGE NOW and she posted a video where u can SEE IT MOVVIIINNGGG IN HER STOMACH THRU HER SKIIIINNNN A DFJKSDGHJKSDGHSDJ GDKLGJ AND SHE HAS TO GET AN EMERGENCY C SECTION SOON MAN U SHOULDNT HAVE NAMED THAT BABY THAT NAME GIRL
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For those of you who will never be pregnant I just want y’all to know it’s the weirdest fuckn shit ever like all the media surrounding pregnancy is either like “hormones and puking” or “beautiful glow and perfectly aesthetic bump” but the reality is a miniature eldritch being chilling out in your uterus doing whatever the fuck it wants and you have to just deal with that. Like right now my right side is sticking out so far I look like I have a tumour but it’s just because the baby is like yeah I’m gonna hang out way over here and ignore all the rest of this uterus available to me fuck u
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I was on a field trip and we went to a historical theatre in San Francisco and Bernie Sanders was there and a girl started going into labor and Bernie Sanders delivered the baby and the baby was a plunger.
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The Catholic Church said the children of Cain didn't get to marry and/or have children, no matter how much they tried, I asked how are you supposed to know if you are a child of Cain and a horrible creature (it was a floating head of an old man covered in small white balls, including its tongue) began to explain me, I thought that since my sister is married and with a child then I too can marry and have children so I had nothing to worry about but the doubt was there because apparently that didn't really matter that much, then I realized that the creature explaining to me was Cain himself. In that moment I appeared on the top of a grille that covered the surrounding of a three story building, it was white. That building was at the beach, the ocean was only like fifty centimeters away from the building. I had something tied to me from my waist, like when you have a hoodie, the thing was leopard skin-like including the tail or something that look liked it. On the second story there was a leopard (I've never seen one irl but he was very big, like 5 or 6 meters long), he was trying to eat me, looking at me from the balcony that was blocked with the same grille I was standing on so I tried to hide the “leopard skin” from him so he couldn't see me (now that I think about it he would be able to smell me but whatever). Attached to the building there was something like a farm with chickens, turkeys and other birds and animals, one of the birds was green and big and could fly, it was bothering the other animals, the grille also surrounded that place which only had three sides: the one next to the building I was at, one that continued from the grid I was standing on and another from the other side of the building, that grid was longer, forming a nice triangle. Some people, I don't know who they were, sent help to rescue me from the leopard and from the place I was because if I fell I could be seriously injured. I think those people thought I was Lady Di. A white helicopter was coming to me, the building looked the same but somehow it was taller, the helicopter had three levels too and had stickers of the Virgin of Guadalupe (but this one was dressed in red) and other things. But when they got closer I noticed an axolotl was coming from the same place the leopard was (so I thought it wasn't a leopard but a jaguar, but I searched pictures and it was definitely a leopard), the axolotl moved like a lizard and was trying to touch me so I don't know how but I was able to go to the corner of the farm by the grid and then I went down to the beach. As I was doing that, Cain (I couldn't see it) started yelling that I had the right to regenerate because I was a child of his, so the axolotl needed to touch me so I could live forever as he (Cain) does but as I reached the beach I started running back to the building, I knew Cain didn't want me to live forever but to kill me or that if he indeed wanted me to live forever it was going to turn me into a monster. In the building, which had no windows and the only light was coming from the entrances of the hallway which had many turns, there were big bowls with seeds, herbs and spices on the floor, I ran trying not to touch them so they could still use them but no matter how cautious I was the bowls still jumped, tossing everything. Cain was still yelling at me, chasing me and so was the axolotl, telling me how it was going to make me better and I told him while running that I didn't want to regenerate or live forever, that humans don't want that, we want to die, that we are different from them (the evil creatures) and I started to cry while running and arguing why we don't want that. Then I woke up and cried for a bit, desperate.
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on the one hand a lot of pregnancy-related horror is born from misogyny, on the other hand i’m transmasc and it really does hit for me.
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