Can't believe Crowley's standards were so low in heaven, he was friends with Furfur (I’m going to assume from now on that his angel name was Furiel, change my mind-)
The Green Gay Ninjas officially died after hours of relentless fighting, wielding the sword until their arms grew tired and losing so much blood their vision became blurry and red.
Some of them spent their last few hours fighting and digging through sandstone looking for an egg as their own was slain on its small floating island. Others saw how close the tie was, they could almost see the perfect 50/50 they'd hoped for, but fate was cruel, and everything turned pitch black in their final moment.
Sometimes true love is a hyper-masc trans man (solid snake) and a weeaboo femboy on E (Otacon) committing war crimes in the name of preventing worse war crimes.
okay but can you imagine the absolute chaos that would entail a friendship between nie huaisang and lan wangji?? jin guangyao wouldn't stand a chance against nie "me? i can't do anything, i'm just an idiot!" huaisang and lan "do you think i'd break a rule? preposterous" wangji
The rational part of me knows Avenger Nobu is among the worst servants ever released gameplay wise. The rest of me is looking at my pile of grails and enough fous to make her 2000/2000 and telling me to take the matter into my own hands.