#presumptions

[iamanartichoke]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

#fanfic #ao3 #archive of our own #fandom things #tumblr things #i may have said this at some point #i'm sure i have #but whatever - just in case #i don't say this with the presumption that i'm so amazing and people are clamoring to save my fics #but just if anyone is so inclined that's all #ftr i don't intend on ever removing my fics from ao3 or deleting fandom things from this blog #i've always shared my fandom things with the intent of keeping them shared bc that's the whole point of posting #but the fandom atmosphere and ao3 constantly being under attack who knows what can happen #not that this applies to anyone but should all else fail you can also reach out to me and i will personally give you a copy #at least of fics bc i save everything #not so much the tumblr things but this is a good reminder to myself that i should do that for the things i care about #that i've made or done and only posted here #anyway sorry i have now used up my quota of the putting words into sentences doing for today #i have plans to stare into the void now

[ronk]

Assumptions

Assumptions. We make them all the time. They can be dangerous. They are necessary to live.

Assumptions. We make them all the time. They can be dangerous. They are necessary to live. When I was teaching young people, I would inevitably have a situation where a student would say an assumption. “I assumed you wouldn’t collect that assignment today.” I could tell the students (and usually illustrated it on the board) that when you ass-u-me, you take the risk of making an ass out of you or…

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#assumptions #presumptions #words

[icwblvxneep]

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#mandyas #cat-rigged #prissiest #beardy #rearouses #terefah #nonprevention #societism #dermatozoon #Pawtucket #antaranga #Esbon #presumptions #finalisms #duramen #Carolin #fleshed #Hittite #whip-jack #fissility

[jamal-brown]

(E) Effort (M) Mindfulness and Thoughtfulness (P) Presumptions and Assumptions (O) ORGANIZED (W) Watchful of Words (E) Evolve and Embrace Change (R) Responsibility and Accountability (E)  Equilibrium (D) Discipline #Effort #effortquotes #Mindfulness #thoughtfulness #presumptions #assume #organization #Words #Evolve #embrace #change #responsibility #accountability #equilibrium #discipline (at San Antonio, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf6qEHsuV_B/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#effort #effortquotes #mindfulness #thoughtfulness #presumptions #assume #organization #words #evolve #embrace #change #responsibility #accountability #equilibrium #discipline

[brainwormcity]

So Maggie totally knew Crowley pre-season 2, right? When Crowley approaches her about the meeting, she's not at all confused about who he is, he knows her on sight when he sees her out the window with Nina, and she is familiar enough with the two of them to say that Aziraphale and him never talk to one another. I don't know why this matters to me so much but it makes me happy. 😭

#maggie #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #ineffable partners #a/c #😈😇 #otherwise she's making some big presumptions

[foundfamilywhump]

truly i don't care who thinks it's stupid or boring or "doesn't count" or can't be as intense as what they think of as "real whump" or whatever else, whump with comfort and recovery and caretaker(s) is always going to be my style of whump and i'm gonna have a blast vibing with people who also enjoy that

#gav gab #saw a couple posts that annoyed me yesterday lmao but truly this is where it's at #whump #i reblog a lot of types of posts here #but i'm so bored of people who think comfort existing makes something inherently less whumpy #like lmao okay have your preferences but stop being a dick about them #'whump with caretakers is so INFANTILIZING and STUPID and ONE DIMENSIONAL and BORING' what all of it? #all of it eh???? #every single thing? #are you perhaps having a kneejerk emotional reaction to a word being used as a broad shorthand #rather than having to type 'the person who is helping to treat the whumpee's wounds or is a supportive presence in their life' #'who also has their own life and problems and feelings and interests and isn't just a one-dimensional servitor for the whumpee' #every single time you want to make sure not to piss anyone off #and thus being mean to people for no reason? makes you think #anyways hurt/comfort and whump are not disparate genres and comfort and recovery doesn't make something not whump thanks! #and it doesn't make it inherently or presumptively less intense either #or less dark or less violent or less whatever #it just means it's not Purely and Entirely about suffering and nothing else #shrug emoji

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Just sayin' nothing will change unless you call out shitty behavior. Or like. Do SOMETHING. (this is in reference to your Shitty English Architect Can't Pronounce Welsh Names post)

apologies if you have already done something about it and just not discussed it publicly. i just get tired of seeing people experience shit like that AT WORK and just cope instead of actually trying to put a stop to it

... obviously I have done something about it. This is a publicly viewable but personal blog, I use it to vent, not to provide you personally with all of the details of my actual life, and that of my work colleagues, without their permission. I suggest you climb down off that high horse, anon, I can see right up your nose from here and it's very unflattering

#the presumptive arrogance of this ask is matched only by its cowardice in sending it anonymously #'just saying...' 'I get so tired of people...' #well I'm fucking tired of people hiding so they don't have to face any consequences for their shitty comments #just saying #asks

[rongzhi]

Yeah, so to the anon who left the whole essay in my submissions last night, please know that your sampling of links (r/China, vice videos, reposts to twitter, youtube, etc.) absolutely does not pass the smell test. Wherever you found this stuff (reddit?), while I agree it may seem initially compelling and concerning, especially with the narrative crafted around the links, you need to seriously zoom out. Realise how cherry-picked these instances are, how much spin is being added, and where your "evidence" is actually coming from.

I was not born yesterday, and I did not start following this issue yesterday either; You can't say "given the overwhelming testimony" and "I'm not going to elaborate" and seriously think I don't know exactly how whelming the "testimony" has been, right? That I've never seen any of the heard or seen any of the stuff you sent?

You are falling for it. Listen to me: You are. Falling for it.

Update: you are still doing it. The link I provided was a jumping off point, admittedly, (even at the time, I seem to recall saying so) pulled out in haste and certainly did not address many of the points you have brought up. Again, that does not mean I am unaware of them or that I haven't looked into it myself, just that I do not bookmark links for the purpose of online discussion, so the one I gave was more intended as a jumping off point for others. Further, Wikipedia is not your friend. Further further: I'm not a debate-minded person and my purpose on the internet is not to engage in extended political discussion with people I don't know (Anon submissions is really no way to have a discussion anyway). That's just not how I want to spend my energy. I already regret making this post at all, but your original submission seemed oddly personally concerned, as if maybe you thought I simply didn't have enough information, which I want to assure you is not the case.

#text #i appreciate the effort you seem to have spent on all that which is the only reason i'm responding to it at all 👍🏼 #altho i half suspect you copied pasted this from somewhere. #p.s: Stop talking down to me & stop making sweeping assumptions about the way i think or where my perspective/views comes from 👍🏼 #you are well-intentioned but you are incredibly presumptive. do not project your own history on me or anyone else for that matter!

[somnimagus]

Hi i totally dont mean this in a mean way but the way u draw lions makes it really look like u liked the lion king when u were a kid

the 'i don't mean this in a mean way' made me nervous at first but this took me out oh wow...

i got curious and wanted to doodle something to compare, but once i realized scar was the best choice for vibes, not visuals i already had this

#sorry you sent me this presumption ages ago but to answer you yeah... i did really like lion king as a kid haha #it's not an active inspiration but maybe it still lives in my subconscious somewhere #asks #i guess i should i tag this? #my doodles #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

[pratchettquotes]

[...] Vimes had learned a lot from watching Lady Sybil. She didn't mean to act like that, but she'd been born to it, into a class which had always behaved this way: You went through the world as if there was no possibility that anyone would stop you or question you, and most of the time that's exactly what didn't happen.

Terry Pratchett, Fifth Elephant

#samuel vimes #sam vimes #sybil ramkin #the fifth elephant #discworld #terry pratchett #marriage #class #upper class #body language #presumption #learned behavior #no possibility #exactly what doesn't happen

[rabidpomeranians]

An unorthodox approach to troll reproduction

It’s blood.

Its always been blood, and we’ve all been fooled by our own preconceived notions of how reproduction works. We were given a fill in the blank riddle and got it so wrong that the thousands of fanfics that reference it stand now as a monument to our presumptuousness.

It’s the easiest bodily fluid to get a literal bucket full of quickly. It contains DNA that can be recombined with a partners and utilized by the mother grub. It keeps pairs of any sex/gender viable. And it weirdly explains why rainbowdrinkers are a thing...

First debunking the other possibilities:

From a human perspective the answers to troll reproduction that immediately come would be A) Two sexes with matched-set gemetes, B) All genetically male, or C) Hermaphrodites. Which all come with contradictions.

A) If individuals only produce sperm or eggs, than a statistically significant number of all pairs would be non productive. Given trolls have no concern over the viability of same sex quadrants, there must be a different mechanic in use.

B) If all trolls produce only sperm cells than there would be no mechanism for genetic mixing between individuals. In fact there would be no point in pairing/quadrants at all. Their social system would match ants or bees which forgo reproductive activity outside of one to one interactions with their queen.

Since its been stated that the viability of offspring is effected by the strength of a pair, we know that pairing is a crucial element. Also if trolls are all genetically male, than binary gender has little to no reason to exist (unless sex and gender are also conceptually divorced, which is another theory).

C) The hardest one to knock and the most popular for it. I guess I would pose the question why, in a strongly individualist society, would people form pairs to do what they could technically do all on their own? Or at least why would ‘self-pairing’ not be more common. Sure, pairing allows for more variety but if the gametes paired randomly, half of the resulting mix would still be self fertilized anyways. 

Ok but what does blood have to do with anything like this?

The fundamental flaw that lies over all three answers and probably several more is that we’ve applied human physiology to an alien species. Yes they look similar but their quadrants and mother grubs are vastly different from our monogamy and individually assigned reproductive organs.

Blood mixing negates sex pairing issues, allowing any two individuals to produce offspring. It allows for genetic recombination, given it contains plenty of dna and possibly beneficial hormones produced from the emotional virility of a pair. Lastly, it necessitates pairing. Mixed and unmixed blood have some kind of fundamental difference, which disallows an individual from self-pairing.

I’d chalk it up to something with the immune system. It’s like how in humans certain blood types mixing causes an immune response. Which inside of a body is horrible because it bursts the blood cells, but in an external mix, bursting cells leave exposed dna, allowing for easier recombination. The ‘dominant’ blood type (immunologically, not caste related) dismantles and assimilates the ‘recessive’ producing a viable ‘genetic slurry’ to be hauled off to the mother grub.

And there is plenty of room for the social taboo behavior exhibited by trolls throughout the comic. Trolls live on a hell planet where everything, and everyone, everywhere is looking for an opportunity to kill them, all the time. Thus advertising that you’ve recently lost a half gallon of blood and are vulnerable because of it, would be really stupid. It makes sense then, to keep talk down and hide away any evidence. This evolves pretty seamlessly into a close enough match to the typical cagey/secretive behavior humans tend to show around their own reproductive activities. Hence why we perceive a parallel even though the reasoning is different.

tldr: We all assume that trolls connect sex with reproduction because that’s what we do, but they’re aliens, they do weird alien things. If their biology worked exactly like ours, they wouldn’t have a big weird moth laying eggs for them. Also you’re welcome.

#homestuck #troll biology #theory #I like to think hussie planned that from the start and got a nice giggle out before realizing we would never let it go #i know the reality is that it was just a shock thing that gained more momentum than expected #but the image of them suffering our presumptive stupidity as much as we've suffered all the weird shit that's come of this feels cathartic

[delightfullyatomicfest]

Not Hunter Davies still keeping a pair of Paul’s swimming trunks from 1969 like a museum object 😬

#Eggpod #I suppose that’s what you get for just turning up in Portugal and assuming you and the fam can stay in his house #and making him pay for the taxi #the presumption

[thesungod]

no but if we make the assumption that percy had to go on a quest for Delphin and Apollo too. which i don’t think is what happened, i think Rick was implying they wrote those letters as a favour, but let’s assume he had to go on two other quests because it’s funnier. you’re telling me the very last thing Apollo did before becoming a mortal was assigning Percy Jackson a quest. my king died as he lived.

#AND THEN HAD THE GALL AUDACITY PRESUMPTION NERVE TO SHOW UP AT HIS DOOR SIX MONTHS LATER #tcotg spoilers

[daily-isabeau]

Aughhhhh

#daily art patch #in stars and time #isat isabeau #might be getting sick so putting a presumptive pause on the dailies #but spring break yay…

[bropunzeling]

sorry to bitch on tumblr and twitter simultaneously but WHEN will i make it through this unsubtle slop of a book (im 51% of the way through fourth wing)

#man every generation needs their not very good inexplicably popular romance but this one... #SO not very good and not even in a fun camp way #at least bella swan didnt have special two toned hair to go with her presumptive over protective love interesr

[tswwwit]

What are some ideas you have floating around that you don't have any plans on writing but like to entertain as a thought?

Many of them, in fact! Though they sort of vanish from my memory if I don't make a record of them, here's a few ones I jotted down when they came to mind.

For a domestic one: Bill thought he'd hate a lot of being married! Even though he loves Dipper, he thought he'd rebel against the chains of domesticity - and in some ways he still does - but one major benefit he's found is not having to be 'on' all the time.

No need to be perfectly performing all the time! No shoving around for social influence, no intimidation, or clever tricks. No commanding attention or taking up the room. Hell, there's surprisingly little upkeep! Bill can undo his tie and pick his nose and bitch about his day to someone who isn't bending over backwards to agree with him on everything. Someone who doesn't give him a weird look and sneer if he, god forbid, actually wants to sit down, read a book, drop the grin for an hour or two.

The concept in question is Bill's very first moment of great surprise. That when he isn't being the most charming, terrifying, and exciting guy in the universe, and just chilling out for like, five minutes, Dipper comes over and snuggles up to him on the couch, or wraps his arms around his shoulders and kisses the top of his head. And when Bill asks 'what was that for?', Dipper shrugs and goes 'eh, just felt like it'. It's both baffling and extremely compelling.

A short where Reincarnated Dip is Definitely Sure he's Not Gay!!! Especially not for this Hot Demon Man who is getting so close and touchy with him with his big smile and horrible wiles. Yep. Just keeping an eye on him to make sure he's not up to something Nefarious ™.

A discussion between Dipper and Bill where Dipper insists that Bill should understand this, or not do that, because, like. Y'know, Bill's a guy! There are guy things! Making Bill stare at Dipper like he's an idiot. He proceeds to informs Dipper how that's stupid for multiple reasons! First, that Bill's Not Human to begin with, his gender can't be put into a little box! And frankly, he never filled out the paperwork for his original one, come to think of it. Sure, he/him's fine, but c'mon, sapling, thinking of the whole shebang like a binary is dumb as hell. Now Dipper has to do some mental readjustment re: his own issues with masculinity/gender.

#answers #None of this is very coherent I just saved this ask for a while and dumped some thoughts in #Though I do have like a whole scene in my head for the gender one #Probably it's Bill cajoling Dipper into wearing a dress for something. Which Dipper obviously rebels against. #Bill's very convincing but Dipper shoots back well. He's never seen *Bill* wear a dress. Thinking he's making a point #But Bill just gets the metaphorical equivalent of a lightbulb over his head. Hey! Good point kid it's been a while #Oh ho!!! I see! Pinching Dipper's cheek - you want us to *match!* Surprised to see any fashion sense outta you #Hold on a sec. Bill will whip up something in a jiffy. A real nice one #Now Dipper's spluttering. He thought it was a good counterargument but Bill didn't even *flinch* at the idea of wearing one himself #But like. C'mon Bill Guys Don't Wear Dresses!! You're a guy you shouldn't- #Bill stares at him like he's an idiot. DIpper shuts up. Dumb move actually now that he's thinking about it #Both because telling Bill he *shouldn't* do something absolutely means he's looking into doing it. If not already in the process #And second. Uh. Oh hell. Dipper remembers. That Bill's only wearing that body. Not human. Triangular so - Wait. Is he *not* a guy?? Uh. #Bill's perfectly fine with his human body and his pronouns. Even with the presumptions that his husband has made over the years #But Dipper having this idea that those mean Bill should STOP doing certain things annoys him a lot #Bill politely - for him anyway - reminds Dipper that he's very much *not* a guy. None of that crap applies! #As Dipper has seen! And hey the ideas Dipper's working with there are outdated even among *humans* what the hell #There's probably a mini-rant that's rather scathing but frankly that's Bill on easy mode for his husband #Dipper's well-intentioned and knows how things go but he struggles with masculinity especially regarding himself #Turns out being bullied and trying so hard to be Socially Acceptable means a lot of issues to unpack #Also re: the Domestic one #Dipper is present with Bill while he chills out for those five minutes. Just watching from across the room #Bill knows he's there. But he's not puffing up trying to be impressive. Not being dismissive. Just accepting. And now Dipper's *fascinated* #It's so rare to see Bill NOT 'on' that he couldn't help it. No big show. No big grin. Almost.... not 'vulnerable' he's terrifying always #But so so relatable. God does Dipper know the feeling of just wanting to find some peace and quiet after a hectic day. But for Bill. That's #Rare and strange and so - Dipper *knows* he's the Only Person who could ever ever see this. Being in Bill's presence for a full ten minutes #Without Bill flipping some internal switch to 'Impress or Intimidate'. This is Dipper's own little secret to watch and absorb and treasure #And. In a way. When Bill's not vibrating with potential energy for parties or violence he's even MORE handsome #He just HAS to kiss him. A little bit. On the cheek or on the top of the head. Maybe curl up next to him where it's warm and touch his ches #Bill spends hours afterward wondering where the hell that came from and WHY. And it'll take him *so much* time to figure it out