#pretty little twink like that?

[illhaveyouforbreakfast]

arthur returns but it just so happens that merlin is currently employed as an exotic dancer/stripper and he has to explain the entire concept then deal with the fact that arthur is determined to see his show

#merlin #bbc merlin #he had 1500 years to get good at dancing #pretty little twink like that? #he'd be incredible #arthur would be doomed #merthur

[eeleye-mcshitposts]

Considering that the Gerudo are entirely made up of women, I feel like Ganondorf having internalized misandry would make a funny amount of sense.

#like...women are people to him but men? #voe are frilly little weak accessories only good for making babies #so link the twink walks up trying to kill him and gan's just like #silly little man thinks he's strong? go back to the kitchen dingaling. you'll ruin your pretty little face. #shitpost #loz tears of the kingdom #totk #the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #ganondorf #gerudo

[barricade-bops]

STOP twinkifying Grantaire in fanart he is UGLY. He is a FREAK. STop it.

#only george bladgen is allowed to be pretty thats fine #also of course ugly in the way that vic meant #so like by conventional european standards i guess #like in the metaphor of the way vic and his contemporaries meant it i guess its just 1) foil to enj 2) lacks one or both of the fortitude of #character and the societal means to “succeed” (he lacks one) #by all of this of course i mean he is gorgeous #the most beautiful man on earth #but for the love of god stop making him a twink with a little nose and a cute little face im losing it #sorry good night #Grantaire #les mis #les miserables (2012) #the brick #les miserables #enjoltaire

[sergle]

also you can record the quality of the season of Witcher by how it corresponds to the Jaskier Nastiness Level

#just actively worse in season 2 and 3. just bad. why did they do that to him #he's not even an ugly man but by season 3 he is.... nasty #the haircut and the outfit and the makeup that doesn't suit his face AT all #he looks Wet. #and in s1 he's pretty much just twinking it up and his little bard outfit is perfect for his character #and his haircut suits his face better and they don't try and make him seem like he's a stud. bc he's not #sergle.txt #and that jacket they put him in............................

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 British Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel(ft. Mark Webber & Rubens Barrichello)

#the commentators were like 'seb has a msg to jenson: im on your tail' SEBSON SEASON BABEYYYYY #i think i said last race something about what my inner monologue is like while watching jense wins is like #but just so you know the seb version of that is just me constantly saying 'junge junge junge!! jungeeeeee' #pretty happy with the coloring on these!! #im just really in love with the dark navy blue and red as a color duo(yes im a rbr stan) #not a very interesting race imo but seb was serving red bull golden boy realness!! He had almost a 20 sec gap to mark by the end #'THE HISTORY BOOK ON THE SHELF IS ALWAYS REPEATING ITSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF' #i love this little menace twink so much AAAAAAGHHHHHH #he and mark were pretty cute this time around which is nice #dw mark your win is right within your grasp just wait a little #and also rubens is the oldest on the grid atp so its very cute how affectionate he is w seb one of the youngest #mark webber #sebastian vettel #rubens barrichello #sv5 #sebmark #martian #2009 british gp #2009 british grand prix #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1

[odeu-m]

wip. want to do a proper portrait render of human/alive/whatever angel but choosing a design is sooooo hard 😔✊

#im liking the top two the best so far so they get little hats. but im going to do a couple more until im suuuuper happy #he needs to be gods prettiest little princess 2 me but also he is from the 1940s................. the hair is so. yk. #hazbin hotel #angel dust #wip #this twink is in the 1940s mafia and he's very pretty and also a drug addict and drag queen??. how am i meant to get that across. #bottom left looks like an eboy. rip

[marcusagrippa]

so i finally finished the october horse

#that was one of the books ever. it did make me more unwell about those guys which is. something. #(the way they're written DOES feel very much in love and vaguely homophobic at the same time i understand now) #colleen absolutely insisting octavian was a big sad earnest grey eyes long blonde hair twink but also an evil evil little snake in disguise #was pretty funny but i did disagree with some of the stuff relating to him #not that i am an authority on that in any way as i have not even been interested in rome for six months yet #overall it was ?? a book ?? i enjoyed it quite a lot tbh - dont know enough about the conspirators yet to commen #t on their characterisation but it did feel a little Off sometimes #and the caesar worship was. irritating. idk ithink it would have been better if she'd given him diarrhoea like dio did #but. fan overall i like d it quite alot it was fun. roman revolution time now boy (got it from the library today so excited) #guys tag #read ing #mor

[chemicalarospec]

my haircut inspo board filled with the ugliest men on earth and one woman who looks like young william beckett.

#after he cut his hair it was all over for him (refering to recent reuninion footage). now he just looks like a douche. 'twink death'* lol #(*aging. it's normal. but still- he looks super different. and somehow like a worse person??) #(I feel a little bad being so mean. esp bc either he died his hair silver or it's gone all gray. but WHY the kpop haircut.) #(i've been watching live recordings of TAI - not even sure why but they are my number 1 band rn) #saw one clip on here and i guess that inspired me #yearbook sent out a survey but it was anonymous so i actually put william beckett as my celebrity crush. the only other person i could thin #of was timothy chalemet tho. and i don't find him that pretty. 'i've become enamoured by william beckett's awkard yet cute appearance' #then i flamed the survey for asking 'trump or biden' like it was just a cute preference question ^_^ #I said this #haircut aspirations #ok the truth is i took off the ugliest of the men #but there's this one guy with absolutely FRIED hair but it's the closest to my desired style i've got. he's a little ugly

[spotaus]

Woag, new oc? Here's Magik, designed from @awholeclxwn 's Sans Oc randomizer/challenge (thingy? Not sure what to call it actually lol-).

These were what I recieved from the randomizer (and I know extra arms was a second "Extra" option but I got inspired 😅)

I like to think his lore follows the lines of a Pre-game Sans who works in the lab getting his grubby paws on some Determination. Much like Flowey/HyperGod of Death, he just got a lil stronger and a bit more rainbow-y. In the aftermath, he decided to roll with it and took up the role of Mad Scientist after Gaster got obliterated, and now he likes to run around the Lab and Core, talking to Alphys and Mettaton about his crazy ideas and new inventions.

No other thoughts, just wanted to do a silly render!

#utmv #oc #utmv sans #utmv art #spot!drawn #Magik #not to be confused with Madjik (<- the fun wizard from the Core :3) #I wanted to give his glasses extra lenses for his extra eyes lol #he's just a silly lil guy #I feel like he'd have one of those high-pitched little cackles for a laugh that he'd unleash at pretty much anytime #also he loves the Amalgams and has no fear (or guilt) towards them like Alphys might #one last observation: #I have two styles-> Twink and Dad-Bod #idk why but it's a vibe lol

[koool-thing]

Sorry...I just-I can't think about anything else other than THIS image

#will toledo #car seat headrest #csh #he's my little twink #gay #Someone tell me why he is STANDING like that #I love him #he's so pretty #Something soon #Behind the scenes I guess #Listening to No Passion rn

[phantasmal-supernova]

SkulTech SkulTech SkulTech SkulTech!

#these two idiots are rotting my brain #i love them so much #i feel like skulker is pretty desensitized to physical affection because of his suit #so if he does offer it he's a little #rough #handles his twink bf like a ragdoll #technus doesn't mind it tho #he just want smooches #dp #danny phantom #nicolai technus #skulker #skultech #skulktech #skulker x technus #technus x skulker #high voltage #that's the ship name I'm sticking with it boys

[small-toast]

"In my slut era" and I look like this

#the smoke room #echo project #tsrvn #ok ok don't get me wrong I think Ralph is very handsome #but like I'm sorry his general vibe *screams* no bitches #he's a rude 'n crude little twink and I love him for that #but he's a little *too* mean #like sorry my beloved rat man is pulling nothing unfortunately #he is pretty gender tho #toasty text

[byanyan]

today is one of those days where I feel the urge to stress that byan is not tiny. they're not huge by any means, but they aren't small either. 5'10 and a little underweight, yeah, but they've got some decent muscle tone to make up for it. a little gangly, maybe, because they're still growing into their size, but thin waist, broad shoulders... their stature is pretty typically masculine, for lack of a better descriptor

#I feel like the way they dress tends to give people the wrong impression #but like. yeah. they can look pretty intimidating when they want to #they can probably pick u up and carry u if they feel so inclined #they're like... lmfao the fastest way I can think to describe it is 'less twink more twunk' asjfjsg #it's part of the reason they lean a little more femme in fashion choices (other than just liking femme fashion) #their body & their behaviour read very boyish to a lot of people so they kinda try to balance it out with their clothes #they get real sick of people defaulting to 'he/him' #but tbh their real growth will be when they're less concerned about how people perceive their gender #....i forgot where I was going with this I kinda derailed on a soft tangent there #BUT YEAH. byan? not small. very mid-size ig. #just smth I've been meaning to post about for a while tbh #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ HEADCANON ⋮ DANGER IN THE FABRIC OF THIS THING I MADE.

[vault81]

#im not gonna tag so his legion of middle age white woman don't attack me #i just really dont care for him #his fans and larian have ruined him for me #everything is constantly about him #you'd think he's the main character #omg guys we fixed the astarion kiss for the 420th time!!! #kick rocks #where is my wyll content? #you could make a post about a diff companion and that fucking white haired twink would still be brought up by someone #omfg wait i just thought of another meme for this #like the one with the pipe? and its like dribbling a little bit for one guy and a lot for the other? #also side note but my tav is so pretty #i need to finish this game

[scarlet-wish-draws]

God damn you all like it when I draw Fluttershy, huh?

Well anyways, I made a new thing. No, it's not Fluttershy again.

I made an oc with a very nice color pallete and I like her a lot. I'll post it soonish.

#Fluttershy isn't even my favorite pony. I shipped her with my favorite pony lol #and she was just kinda the one that worked for the infected au thingy soooo. I kinda chose her #she's definitely in my top 5 favorites tho. she's pretty great. #does Discord count as a pony for the hypothetical “favorite pony” list?? I mean he has the HEAD of a pony..? #bro he was the best fuckin villian!! he got a bit lamer after he got reformed; but I think he's still super fun and silly. #uhh who else #why are you still reading this? #mlp #oh yeah Bubbles is prolly top 5. she's legendary. #Chrysalis is very fun too #god; just all the villains are very cool and I like them a lot #I also like Sunburst too #little twink idiot #but I totally ship Starlight w/ Trixie. just makes sense more that way. #Big Mac is adorible. and Buttercup. GOD JUST the enTIRE apple family;; okay?? I love all of 'em #I think if I were to make a kinsona it would be of Pear Butter. god she's fucking ADORABLE #i need to go to bed. #fuuuuuuuuck I'm tired. but this is fun. just rambling like this. #no one is going to see this. no one cares. I don't have friends 🤡