#pretty smol angry kitten

[chibinekochan]

Hurling a bunch of requests your way, but feel free to delete them if you dont wanna do them. First up, headcanons for the boys having a very very smol s/o that seems rather delicate and often gets taken advantage of because of it? (I dont mean taken advantage of sexually)

Sweet and I usually only don't do requests if I have no ideas for them.

I can relate, as a smoll delicate person.

Lucifer

His Instinct to protect is going to be off the charts. 

Often questions when you stop being so nice to everyone. 

How many times will you be used by people before you wake up? 

It's not like you are naive or too friendly it's just you know, you are weak and everyone around here is a demon. 

Lucifer will definitely become your personal bodyguard. 

He will often ask if everything is fine and if someone is billing you. 

If not then that's good but if anyone does then you will see his devil aura (™). 

Mammon

He will try to take advantage of you. 

At least at first. 

Later he will defend you from anyone that dares to cross you, but in a tsundere way. 

You can actually defend yourself from the other people but that doesn't matter to him. 

Mammon will definitely be always by your side and really you being so small and vulnerable is only an excuse to be close to you

Beelzebub 

He is always towering over you but since he is a big teddy bear or puppy you aren't scared at all. 

With other demons it's a different story. 

Your size alone, besides you being a weak human, makes you a pretty easy target. 

You are kinda used to it but it's getting pretty bad. 

You try to manage it on your own but you just can't. 

Finally, you tell Beelzebub and you now have your own bodyguard, no questions asked. 

He is so big and strong that every other demon will keep naturally away from you. 

He sometimes takes advantage of your cooking skills.

Satan

You are like a small kitten in his eyes. 

He must protect! 

I mean you seem to get troubled by some random demons. 

That's the only reason that he keeps close to you. 

Not because you are so cute and defenseless. 

He definitely gets angry every time someone tries to take advantage of you. 

He will definitely pet your head when he scares everyone off. 

Can't have you running away from him.

Leviathan 

Somehow envious of your popularity. 

I mean he just doesn't get it until you get backed up into a corner and looking like a scared bunny. 

There is a cosplay idea right there, but that is not the right time now. 

Now it's time to protect his normie/best friend/person he totally not has a crush on. 

You never thought that Levi would just show up and grab you by the wrist and be pulled away by him, but here you are. 

He will no doubt give you bunny ears later. 

Levi wishes he could be stronger or cooler like these anime heroes, but he tries.

Belphegor

He doesn't really care about your height or that you look kinda weak. 

Belphie only starts to care when he sees someone trying to take advantage of you. 

He will be right in between you and the demon. 

Belphie seems double his normal height. 

You rarely see him this angry or awake. 

The demon went running away. 

From that day on he takes great effort to keep close by.

He might be sleeping most of that time but whenever someone gets too close he is fully awake. 

For his services he will definitely request treats.

Asmodeus 

He himself teases you for your size but always in a flirting way. 

What he definitely doesn't stand for is someone to use you to their advantage. 

I mean of course they would try, you are so cute and give the best reactions. 

However, these reactions should be only towards him. 

Asmo will non casually interrupt who ever tries to gain anything from you. 

He will just burst right in the middle of the conversation and steal your whole attention away from anyone else.

You don't know how he does it, but here we are.

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#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me brothers #Headcanon

[nad-zeta]

Match up ｡◕‿◕｡

Hello, not exactly sure what to do so I’ll just try to explain to the best of my abilities. I’m an intp and kinda short (5'2). I get angry real quick when I’m stressed otherwise I’m not aggressive. I like learning new things and talking about things like the ocean and creatures living in it. I really like animals and have recently adopted two cats. I avoid most people. I’m easily moved by sob stories and will help if someone’s really in need. I also speak up for what I think is right and against injustice. I’m also really funny and frequently ‘roast’ people. When I’m comfortable with someone I show them my various facial expressions (which is hilarious), I get startled easily and scream too. I like ghost stories around the campfire but then I’m scared to go to the washroom alone. I tell my friends about the new tea (drama/gossip) but if my friends fight, I try to ease out the situation😳 Basically I am cute and so are you

Hi, there love!🌈 Thank you so much for the request! You are such a cutie😆! Sorry for making ya wait soooo long! I hope you enjoy it, dear and I hope you have a good day!  ｡◕‿◕｡

So I match you with………….. Masamune

Hehehe I was thinking Mitsunari at first, but as I kept reading the one-eyed dragon just popped into my head and I just think the two of you cuties would be perfect together and here is why!

You are so cute and smol the first time Masamune picked you up onto his hose while you were trying to run for your life, all he could think was damn what a cute little kitten. He brought you to the audience hall, where you were faced with the very man you had saved earlier that evening and a group of unknown strangers. Honestly, your patience was starting to wear thin, and you were feeling exhausted, which just made you feel more grumpy. Nobunaga is his usual demanding voice proclaimed that you were to be the new Oda princess, as a reward for saving his life. 

You were pretty chilled with that until Nobunaga had traced the curve of your cheek with his fingertips. You legit smacked his hand away, and before you knew it, you had pissed of Hideyoshi by “Striking” his lord. “Oh, please, I barely even touched him.” It was now a stand off, between you and Hideyoshi, and you were ready to fight. Luckily before anything serious could happen Masamune picked you up by the waist to pull you away from Hideyoshi, while Mitushide and Ieyasu held Hideyoshi back before he could send you to an early grave. Finally, Nobunaga spoke up to calm Hideyoshi down. He was smirking while the whole affair unfolded, you truly were the most amusing woman.

Masamune carried you out of the audience hall over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. “Hey put me down, I’m calm, I’m calm.” “hmmm, I don’t know you still sound pretty angry to me kitten.” He carried you all the way to his manor garden, where he made the two of you some tea and snacks. You were a little quiet at first, but you found your self-opening up slowly to Masamune in no time. This boi literally talked non stop to fill the silence, asking you all sorts of random questions. He loved the way various expressions flashed across your face with each random question asked. The two of you spent the afternoon quietly chatting and laughing, and Masa found himself wanting to get to know you even better

He made a point of coming by to pester you every day. He would take you to tea houses, on market trips, and on random horse rides to his favourite restaurants. You low key loved spending time with the one-eyed dragon, and his jokes were hilarious. You always found yourself laughing at his goofy jokes and boy oh boy was it the best day of Masamune’s life when he found out you liked roasting people. The two of you would often get into roasting battles, flinging the funniest comments at each other and then bursting out in laughter. The two of you especially loved teaming up to roast Mitsuhide. Alone sneki boy could destroy you with his quick wit, but together you and Masamune gave sneki boi a run for his money. The two of you would also gang up on the snarky porcupine just to get a few laughs, especially when he is bullying the sweet angel Mitsunari. You honestly can’t stand injustice, and you love sweet Mitsunari so much, so whenever anyone speaks badly of the cutie, you are there to fight for his honour. It is something that actually really draws Masamune toward you. Your willingness to fight for what’s right and for justice.

Masamune being the spontaneous person he is would often whisk you off with him to random cool new places. The two of you would usually go hiking up mountains to enjoy a picnic for two, explore caves and tell each other scary stories by the campfire which you always low key regretted, cause you would then get creeped out by every and any sound you hear. Luckily for you, Masa is there to make jokes and soothe the fear and anxiety. Usually, after the campfire stories, you are too scared to fall asleep alone. Masamune will wake up to your tossing and turning in the middle of the night, and pull you into a big bear hug holding you tight. “Go to sleep kitten, I promise ill protect you from the invisible monster.” You felt so warm and safe in his arms and sleep instantly found you. You couldn’t help but feel like you belonged in his safe warm arms and little did you know Masamune felt the exact same way. He had long ago fallen in love with you, he just wasn’t sure how to tell you

Until finally, the day came when he couldn’t hold it in any longer. He knew you loved the ocean and ocean animals, so he took you on a trip to one of the most beautiful beaches you have ever seen. The water was crystal clear. He told you that he loved playing in this spot as a child because of the clear water and all the different marine life that lived within. He dragged you into the water and told you to look closely. You were amazed at all the different coloured fish swimming all around you. Masamune handed you some homemade snorkels, and the two of you went snorkelling. Afterwards, he set up a little picnic on the beach for the two of you. You told him all about the fun facts you had picked up from your studies of the ocean and the animals within. He loved the way your eyes sparkled in delight whenever you would talk about the things you loved.

The two of you sat on the beach and watched the sunset, it was honestly the perfect day. As the sunset it started to get a little chilly, so Masamune shrugged of his hoari and draped it over your shoulders. He pulled you closer and put his arm around you to protect you from the cold wind. You looked up to smile at him and thank him, not realizing how close you were. Your noses accidentally brushed together and honestly Masamune couldn’t hold it back any more. He gently cupped your cheeks and whispered that he loved you against your lips before giving you the sweetest of kisses. 

Of course, Masamune being Masamune, the second he felt you kissing him back, it grew more wild and passionate. Honestly, at that moment, you felt like the happiest person alive. The two of you walked back home hand in hand in the last rays of the setting sun. If you could, the two of you would stay there longer, but both of you knew the consequences for making mother dearest worry.

You and Masamune made the cutest couple. You would make all the maid super jealous whenever the two of you were together. Especially when the two of you played with the tiger cub in the garden, you were the only one that ever got to see the real Masamune. As the two of you played with the cub, you would always, playfully roast each other, this usually leads to a bit of a tickle fight. Which would leave both of you breathless from all the laughter. In those moments, Shogetsu would always take advantage of the lack of defences and lick your face causing you to break out into laughter all over again, while trying to get the playful cub off you. This, of course, gave his owner enough time to catch his breath and start the tickle match anew. 

Masamune was honestly the perfect man. He would always take you out for tea to make sure you don’t overwork yourself. During these tea dates, he would always have fresh new piping hot tea to spill. Which you absolutely loved, the two of you would usually sit and gossip about all the castle drama, over sweets and tea. The two of you just always seemed to be on the same wavelength, as when someone said or did something while the two of you were together, you would give each other “the look”, which meant that you were totally gonna talk about that later.

Cause Masamune knew you loved animals so much, he actually got you a little tiger cub of your own. He knew you were missing your two adopted cats from the future, so he hoped that he could ease the loss with a new little cat. He had found the little cub much like his brother abandoned in the woods. His mother had been killed by a hunter, and he was left to die. When Masa saw him, he knew you would want him to take him in and care for it, and that’s how Shogetsu got a new little brother.

Masamune honestly loved everything about you. He loved the way you squeaked in surprise every time he would surprise you in the hallway. He loved the hilariously funny facial expressions you made, like seriously he lives for them. His favourite, however, is the flustered look you give him after he pulls away from giving you the most scandalously passionate kiss right in the middle of the hallway.

The two of you cuties can often be found playing in the garden together with your two lil tiger cubs or cuddled up in Masamune’s arms. Not many know this, but Masamune is actually just one big teddy bear that loves to cuddle and snuggle. He will often pull you into his arms and cuddle you while he does his paperwork. When he is done, he will usually nuzzle his nose in your neck and enjoy the quiet moment of peace the two of you share

Other potential matches……………… Mitsunari 

Hope you enjoyed it dear!❤❤@juststalkingsstuff

#matchups #masamune matchup #ikesen matchup #matches #match ups #masamune date #ikemen sengoku masamune #ikesen masamune #submission

[abbabycchio]

Oooohhhhh~!!!! Match-ups...Imma do my best to tell about myself. Any parts will do to me, I don't mind~

I'm 5'2, curly-haired, an INFP, straight female. I'm a shy person that is determine to get along with people. I am a caring person, I will, without a shadow of a doubt, reject my own problems just to be with you and make you feel better. However, my level of angeryness is high, like Wiz Khalifa...I can snap at any time if you say something that didn't make any sense. I like to draw, swim, video games and cats. I really like to collect stuffed toys. If you give me anything from anime plushies to a smol teddy bear, I just melt.

Well, thats all I can think about myself...i guess...tipsy anon, out!

YOU MATCH UP WITH

GIORNO GIOVANNA

He adores your height, his small queen! 

He is a very patient guy so your anger doesn't really bother him, he obviously wouldn’t try to get you angry

He also really enjoys that you like to get plushies as gifts, he’ll make sure to bring a new one home every night, to the point of you needing a separate room just for your plushies. 

He understands that you’re an INFP so he wont force you into social situations, but on the off chance that you are, (if you’re having a good time) He’ll smile contently and listen to you conversing with others. If you’re uncomfortable on the other hand he’ll make up an excuse to get you out of that situation.

 He loves that you’re trying to make more relationships, it inspired him to build stronger bonds with the people around him. 

He doesn’t really like that you hold others problems above your own, he feels that you’ve done enough for others and deserve to be pampered. 

He knows that you love cats so he’ll turn random objects into kittens at random, you got a phone in your hand? Not anymore it’s a cat, you’re trying to sleep? Sorry no again, the pillows turned into cats. 

Draw him please! He’ll even pose for you! Once he finds out you’re and artist he’ll come home with bucket loads of supplies for you.

 He’s not really a big fan of video games but he’ll try to join you in games to make you happy, surprisingly he’s pretty good at it! 

#sorry if this is shit #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo #Giorno Giovanna #jjba giorno #Jojo Part 5 #jojo vento aureo #Vento Aureo #Matchups #jjba matchup #SEND REQUESTS #send asks

[flowerwrites06]

morning report ☀️ jjk + kth + belle

Plot: Jungkook is a little too impatient this morning. 

Genre: poly!au, m/f/m, university!au (?? doesn’t specify but kind of? kinda studying on the side or whatever), non-idol!au

Tags: tattoo artist!jungkook (this is really just a smut post tbh), model!taehyung (like i never mention this in this writing piece at all but *spongebob voice* imaginaaation), ballerina!belle (shes an oc but also y/n if you want, she’s smol on the slightly fluffier side and shes a cinnamon roll who can kill)

Warnings: SMUT SMUT SMUTITY SMUT

Word Count: 1896

Authors Note: Hi hello this is the first time I’m writing poly smut so please bear with me putting this together was a lot. I have a lot of prompts I want to do with these three because for some reason I got a bucket load of inspiration (which is hard to come by so I take). Enjoy and let me know if you do want something more from this (probably still post something if I feel like it but I also want to do things you like too within reason lol) let me know! 

“Wake up, baby.” Jungkook mumbled against her ear making her whine and stretch like a little kitten.

“Mm—a little longer.” Belle whispered, snuggling more into her pillow.

He sighed, trailing his lips across her bare shoulder, her silk pink spaghetti strap falling gracefully down. “But I’m hard now.” Jungkook growled lowly against her ear again pressing his stiff but clothed cock against her silk covered ass. He noticed Taehyung shift on the other side turning around to snuggle closer to Belle but still fast asleep. “Please, precious.” He murmured as his tattooed hand moved down her curves under her dress, letting out a desperate sigh when he realized she wasn’t wearing any panties. “God please let me fuck this pretty pussy.”

He heard a much lower chuckle. “He doesn’t beg…must be horny.”

Jungkook noticed the little smirk on Taehyungs’ face but his eyes still closed.

Giggling, Belle finally turned a little but Jungkook was already climbing on top of her, soft golden thighs spread apart for him to sneak in. “Gentle.” She smiled.

Big brown eyes shone even in her sleep, her silver necklace with the words ‘Good girl’ written in cursive glimmered in the dim lighting.

“No promises.” He leaned in and latched onto the skin of her neck, impatiently pulling his member out of the constraints of his boxers.

Belle reached down and wrapped her soft fingers around his painfully tightened cock. She teased her own wet entrance with the tip making him groan. Leaning in she pressed sweet kisses on his shoulder as Jungkook took his cock again and started stretching her out.

She was so warm and welcoming. Lust blown eyes looked down to see her puffy pussy swallow his entire cock whole while his ears twitched hearing her soft moan. He cupped her cheek as he tried to move at a slow pace, letting her adjust for only a few seconds before thrusting.

Her breathing grew ragged, kissing the palm of his hand while he was already speeding up.

His cock was so excited to hit his release as he tried to brush against all her right spots. “Such a good girl.” Jungkook cooed, his members getting more slick and shiny as he moved in and out. “Tae doesn’t want to join in?” He smiled.

Taehyung grinned still sleepy. “No please I’m enjoying the show.”

Belle gave out a breathy chuckle turning her head to press a soft kiss on Taehyungs’ lips which he gratefully returned.

That was when Jungkook sped up, watching her beautiful breasts bounce as their hips snapped together. Her nipples peeking out from her slinky dress at every thrust. He saw Taehyungs’ tan hand slither down Belle’s torso and slowly rub against her throbbing pink clit.

Belle whimpered at the sensation, holding onto Jungkooks’ arm as he grabbed her hips and pounded into her. Jungkook pulled down her dress to see her tender breasts bouncing up and down properly in front of him. Her head was thrown back against the pillow as Taehyung now reached to press a kiss against her neck.

“You like that, baby?” Jungkook cooed softly, digging his cock into her slowly, pushing every inch in until her thighs trembled when he pulled out. Taehyung wrapped his fingers around his member teasingly rubbed it against her clit making Belle whine. With a light chuckle at her cute sounds, he entered again, his insides tingling at the squelch sound her entrance made inviting him in so kindly. Jungkook pulled onto the piece of silk clothing wrapped around her torso now and used it as grip to drill into her. “You like daddys’ cock?”

“Yeah—” Belle whispered before nodding frantically making Jungkook chuckle.

Taehyung wrapped his lips around one of her nipples while his fingers kept rubbing at her pink clit.

Jungkook stopped his thrusts for a moment and pulled out causing Belle to whine under her breath shakily. Though it was quickly replaced with Taehyungs’ fingers digging right her making her gasp a little.

“Don’t make her cum yet.” He breathed out, reaching into one of his nightstand drawers and grabbing one of his smaller cameras. Once the record button was on he saw Belle giggle shyly and try to playfully hide her face with Taehyung’s hair. Jungkook caressed Taehyungs’ hair softly before cupping her cheek again. “I want to see you.” His voice was raspier from all the heavy breathing and his cock angry after being away from his warmth for too long. Taehyung slide his slick fingers away and Jungkook was easily sucked back into her again, letting out a sigh of relief.

Jungkook moved his hand down to her breast as he slowly began thrusting into her. It was with so much ease, her entrance was leaking with so much pleasure that he could feel the liquid splutter when he gave a particularly deep and hard thrust.

Taehyung grabbed Belle by the neck and buried his tongue into her mouth. Unlatching from her mouth, he trailed open-mouthed kisses from her cheek to her collarbone.

The very sight made Jungkook slap his hips against her harder. One of his best talents was keeping his camera hand as steady as he could while pounded the sleep out of his princess.

“Daddy…” Belle whined, bitten lips and glossy eyes looking up at him with the utmost desperation.

“What, baby?”

“I—I want kisses.”

Taehyung chuckled while Jungkook wanted to fucking melt.

The oldest male opted to take the camera and film it from his point of view instead.

With no hesitation, Jungkook leaned in and pressed his lips against her plump ones. He smirked down at her when Belle tried to reach for more. “Why’re you so cute when I’m fucking you?” He chuckled breathlessly mixed with her broken laughter. Then he grabbed her by the hips and pounded into her slow but hard, letting the wet sounds of her pussy resonate in the room as the warm ball in his lower belly growing just as relentless as her moans and whimpers.

“I’m gonna cum—” Belle whimpered, face contorting as her hand moved down to rub at her clit making her sink into the pillow.

Jungkook wasted no time in drilling right into her again, chasing his own orgasm as he pressed his forehead against hers. His own chain dangling from his neck. A few more sloppy thrusts and the warm ball exploded inside him making him let out a shuddery moan. He still moved inside of her until her legs began to tremble and close from the force of her orgasm but he held onto them gently. He leaned to press soft kiss on her cheek. Pulling his member out, whatever was left of his release spluttered all over her fingers and belly.

“What about my turn, baby?” Taehyung spoke up with a smirk.

Jungkook chuckled while Belle gave him the biggest smile before they shifted from their positions. Taehyung was now lain on his back, the camera settled properly on a small table so it could capture all of them.

Jungkook straddled Taehyung while Belle placed herself near his face, hovering over him until the male pushed her down. She jerked a little at his tongue on her sensitive clit which made him chuckle under his breath. Jungkook stuck his slick fingers inside his own entrance to prepare himself before stroking Taehyung, pre-cum leaking through the tip making it all the more ready.

Mere seconds past before Jungkook was sliding onto Taehyungs’ cock with light breathy moans passing his lips.

Belle moved closer and before she could even lean in, Jungkook was devouring her mouth as he began moving his hips steadily. She gasped against his lips when she felt Taehyung’s tongue inside her already leaking entrance. Moving down his slowly bouncing torso, the girl wrapped her warm plump lips around Jungkooks’ member choking another moan out of him. She felt a gentle hand in her hair urging her to keep going. A whimper emitted from under her breath as the sounds of tongue lapping resonated in the room.

Jungkook tried to match his thrusts to the sounds of Taehyungs’ tongue, slightly choking Belle in the process but she didn’t protest. The feeling of his length buried deep inside him and the tip of his own cock hitting the back of her throat could make him cum in an instant. Hearing her gag a little made him let out something in a mixture of a laugh and a groan but his hands were still gentle, caressing her cheeks and messy hair.

Soon Taehyung started meeting with his thrusts and keeping a steady suck on Belle’s clit. Her cry of pleasure muffled because of Jungkooks’ twitching cock while he bounced faster, wanting to hear wet skin slapping against each other and Belle gagging beautifully.

She released his cock with a pop, spit dribbling at the corners of her mouth but her hand continued to stroke at the pace he was bouncing.

Taehyung groaned under his breath as the thrusts became relentless and so did his tongue almost torturing the poor little clit.

Tears rolled down her eyes which Jungkook kissed away but her hand still kept with the pace helping him chase his orgasm while reaching her own.

Her hips grinded against his tongue as she felt a strong heat forming in her lower belly.

Jungkooks’ moans grew ragged and a little choked until his hips stilled when he felt Taehyung spill right into him.

His deep groans vibrating against Belle’s clit making her thighs tremble but she continued to squeeze the orgasm right out of Jungkook until he spilt himself all over Taehyungs’ belly. Chest rising and falling, Jungkook balanced himself by his hands still letting the oldest male overflow inside of him.

Belle let out a shaky cry of pleasure when she finally reached her high, Jungkook leaned in to suckle on one of her nipples. She wrapped her arms around his neck to keep herself steady when she rode Taehyungs’ tongue taking every inch of satisfaction from her release. When Jungkook pulled his lips away, Belle shifted off Taehyungs’ face turning around to meet his slick lips and shiny nose.

Giggling, she grabbed a washcloth and gently wiped him off before pressing a tired kiss on his lips. Her fucked out wet heat still resting on his torso while Jungkook moved to turn the camera off and put it away.

Jungkook immediately then plopped down on his stomach the space left on the large bed, eyes growing heavier by the second.

“Uh-uh you’re not sleeping anymore.” Belle pounced on him, tickling his sides making him turn over his back, chuckles erupting from his dry throat. “You didn’t let me sleep now you have to go make breakfast.”

“What? You just made that rule up!” Jungkook protested, smile still ghosting on his lips.

“It’s not a rule, it’s a nice boyfriend thing to do when you fuck your girlfriend too hard in the morning.” Belle pouted. “Now I’m sore.”

“Well so am I.” Jungkook pouted back.

“Oh no I made breakfast this whole week.” Taehyung shook his head when the two looked over at him. “And yes I’m also including that time you both wanted to swallow.”

Jungkook sighed in defeat. “What do you want for breakfast?”

Belle giggled, pressing a quick peck on his lips. “Waffles.”

#bts fanfic #bts fanfiction #bts x reader #bts imagines #bts imagine #jungkook imagine #taehyung imagine #poly!bts #jungkook x taehyung x reader #poly bts imagines #poly #poly relationships #tw: smut #fanfic #fanfiction #bts smut #bts fluff #jungkook smut #taehyung smut #bts university au

[zankivich]

Tol sweetheart Shawn x smol aggressive ass reader: a love blurb

Prompt: Tol is a kind, gentle sweetheart, and Smol is their adorable little ball of fire

a/n: Because, today Shawn felt comfortable enough to talk to us about what’s going on in his head, and about how his mental health works for him. Because he was honest and open and vulnerable and lovely, and I just love him endlessly. Here is sweetheart Shawn and maybe unstable reader tbh. Idk I liked it. 

She was feisty. She was blunt and charismatic and vocal in every way imaginable. Where as Shawn sometimes felt the need to apologize for existing, his little firecracker made no apologizes for anything ever. She was who she was; a five foot, three inch woman with a mouth as harsh as a truck driver, and curves so soft her whole persona could give you whiplash. She was beautiful and wonderful and sometimes fucking crazy, and he loved every goddamn minute of.

Shawn’s favorite pastime was watching his girlfriend get into fights at bars. The first time, of course, as any rationale being might think, it was absolutely terrifying. But the second he tried to intervene, or help her in anyway, she turned her anger on him. He learned very quickly to never be on that side ever again, and quickly understood that she never needed his help, accept for when it meant them getting tossed from said bar.

They were out with friends on a friday night, and she was downing shots of tequila like they were water. She was wearing jeans and this designer white t-shirt that was torn and tattered until it hung off her shoulder in just the right way of badassery. She decided not to wear heels that night, because she wanted to: “get fucked up, and not face plant”. So, she was especially tiny in her sneakers, and especially fucking radiant when she was throwing her arms around his larger frame.

“Fucking love you.” She murmured knotting her fingers in his shirt to tug him close to her body.

He beamed at her in that way that he knew told the whole world how gone he was, but he couldn’t help it, and he never wanted to.

“I love you too, baby.” He smirked. “You feeling good?”

“I’m feeling wonderful. You drunk enough to dance with me yet?”

“Someone’s gotta get the two of us home safe and sound, sweetheart. I can’t do that if I break something trying to keep up with you.”

She rolled her eyes and took his drink out to his hand to steal a sip.

“Fine. Can I bounce my ass on your dick while you stand still, or is that too much coordination for you too?”

God he loved her.

“No that much I think I can handle.”

Drake’s The Motto is playing and all of their friends are scream singing the words together and she’s just practically bent in half like a sexy pretzel. He’s leaning against the bar and he has no fucking clue what to do with the way her body is moving. He’s afraid to even reach out and touch less it stop the way her ass is moving. So he holds his drink and keeps his hips pressed forward and watches in utter amazement like he always does. When she comes up for air she’s focused on him and him only and it just happens to be the best feeling in the entire world. When she wraps her arms around him and presses her lips against his, his whole body lights up. There’s nothing in the world he can focus on but the taste of her mouth and the feel of her hips beneath his hands. She’s absolutely intoxicating. And so forgive him for not being very aware of his surroundings.

They stumble into some dude who was a little too cool for school in size too small polo. He wraps his arms a little tighter around her waist and pulls her against him so they don’t fall into him further.

“We’re sorry man!” He snorted still smiling like the pretty happy guy he was.

Polo guy spilled a little beer on his polo and immediately became a fireball of toxic masculinity.

“Yo control your bitch, bro! You ruined my fucking shirt!”

Somewhere, sometime, there’s a romcom where the boyfriend defends his girlfriend’s honor in a bar when a shitty guy talks disrespectfully towards her. This is not that romcom.

His girlfriend, so quickly that even he doesn’t notice, grabs his Corona bottle off of the bar counter and smashes it over jackass’ head.

“Who’s a bitch?! You wanna fucking go, asshole?!”

That’s his girl. Never has he seen anyone go from drunken adorable cuteness to absolute fire and brimstone in a matter of seconds. It is so incredibly unhealthy. And….against his best judgement? Hot as all hell. The security guard walking aggressively their way somehow does not have a similar sentiment.

“And it is officially time to go!”

“Aye I didn’t even do anything! This bitch is psycho!”

“I assure you continuing to call her bitch is not going to help your fucking circumstances, dickhead!” He yelled trying to contain his adorable, and scary, girlfriend.

“I will cut you! I will literally cut your balls off and feed them to you through a metal straw, which is the only way you’ll be eating anything when I kick your fucking teeth in!”

Shawn threw his girlfriend over his shoulder because it seemed to be the only effective way to keep her contained apparently.

He shrugged at the security guard. “You’ve got to admire her commitment to the environment though right? I mean a metal straw? That’s just sweet.”

“Get the fuck out of the bar!”

“Yea, no, that’s fair!”

They stumbled out of the club, the cool night air causing goosebumps to raise on his overheated skin as he finally set her back on the ground. She’s still pissed and it takes a lot of coddling and forhead kissing to get her to calm the entire hell down, and even then she’s got a fire in her eyes that he only ever sees when she’s drawing blood or making him cum. He reaches for her face in his palms, her skin still red and sweaty and pulls her lips softly against his.

“Look at me.” He whispered tilting her chin. “We’re okay now, right? We don’t need to fight anymore. You’re safe with me.”

She lets a sigh leave her body and the rest of the fire sort of bleeds out of her. They’re okay. It’s all okay. It just takes her a little while to recognize it sometimes.

“Did I do too much?” She mumbled titling her eyes up at him with an innocence that made his heart sore.

How could someone so fucking sweet knock the shit out of a three hundred pound man in a bar? And then look at him like a wounded kitten. Bestill his heart.

“He disrespected you. He said something horrible and he had no right…”

“But?”

He smiled softly and squeezed at her cheeks.

“But, we probably shouldn’t resort to assault every time someone says something mean to us.”

She sighed, her arms coming to settle along his waist. He loved her touch.

“You’re right. I’m sorry. Did I ruin the night?”

“Course not. I’m with my baby. Nothing could ruin that. You’re perfect.” He assured her.

She smiled and it made him unbelievably happy. He just sort of loved her with everything that he had.

“I love you.” She whimpered. “Sorry for being so angry all the time.”

“I love you too. And as long as you’re not angry at me, we can work through it.”

“Never could be angry at you.”

“Good. Let’s go home.” He murmured.

“Mkay.”

#shawn mendes #shawn mendes fic #Shawn mendes fanfic #Shawn mendes fan fic #Shawn mendes x y/n #Shawn mendes x you #Shawn mendes x female reader #Shawn mendes fluff #Shawn mendes fanfiction #Shawn mendes blurb #Shawn mendes one shot #Shawn mendes au #Shawn mendes smut #Shawn mendes series

[ace-beef]

Jedi Cats AU

Y’all ready for this shit? An AU where Obi Wan Kenobi has to look after some cats while he’s doing Jedi Stuff. These four cats are: Anakin, Qui Gon, Padme, and Ahsoka. 

It’s kinda like a modern au at the same time, purely because I’m thinking of the dumb shit that cats do in this day and age… but like,, the Jedi order still out there doin’ Jedi things…

For now it’s just the Jedi but I may also make a post containing information about Palpatine’s cats. If I do any more posts for this au I’ll just use the tag ‘jedi cats au’

Anyway, the details are under the cut, enjoy! 

Obi Wan Kenobi  - himb human  -  he’s very tired from looking after these troublesome cats while being a Jedi - “I’m sorry Master Windu I must rush home and attend to some important business” *rushes home and finds Anakin staring out the window into the back garden meowing angrily at Dooku* “*sigh* Anakin...” - if the mission isn’t going to be that dangerous but requires him to be gone for a while, then he’ll bring the cats with him - “Master Kenobi, do you really have to bring all them with you?”  *with Anakin clawing his way up Obi Wan’s leg and Qui Gon prowling across his shoulders* “yes, Master Windu”  - constantly has to stop his cats from fighting with his neighbour’s cats (especially after Qui Gon got a nasty clawing from Maul one time): Dooku, Grievous and Maul, even though Obi Wan isn’t particularly fond of those cats himself - said neighbour is a seemingly friendly old man called Palpatine, who all of Obi Wan’s cats seem to like, especially Anakin - he’s so tired,, blease let himb rest - will often fall asleep on the sofa by accident, and then will wake up to find Qui Gon in his lap and Anakin on his face, while Padme and Ahsoka are on the sofa and pressed up against his legs - “Anakin nO” - often looks to both Qui Gon and Padme to help with the other two - have I told you how tired this man is? 

Anakin Skywalker  - he a black cat, v slim and slender, has a slight bit of extra fur around his face, yellow eyes - you may only pet him when he wants to be petted, if you try and pet him when he does not wish to be touched you sHaLL fAcE tHe CLaWs oF dEaTH fOuL hUMaN - touch the tumby and YOU WILL DIE - try and touch the toe beans and YOU WILL DIE - very rarely purrs, except for when in the presence of Obi Wan, the only human who can pet him almost 24/7 - will always obey Qui Gon, will listen to Obi Wan most of the time, proteccs Padme and Ahsoka constantly  - quite playful, give him a droid toy and/or a lightsaber toy and he enters the Silly Zone - is the kind of cat that will stare at you straight in the eyes as he quickly pushes something breakable off the table - is very territorial and hates it when there are any other cats in the back garden, especially the neighbour’s cats  - although he actually likes the neighbour human Palpatine quite a lot, although Palpatine is not privileged enough for extra Anakin pets like Obi Wan is - a very loud cat, meows constantly and loudly, as well as hissing at those he doesn’t like and doing that fuckin ‘mmmmrrrrrrrooowwwwwowooww’ aggression noise  - is also a very active cat, is constantly running around the house and often goes for walks in the neighbourhood, mostly to get into scraps with other cats (this is how he got a scar over his right eye) - “Mrow!” “Anakin no it’s not time for food yet” “mrrrOW!” *sigh* “Anakin what did I say about arguing back?” “mrrOOWW!” “Anakin!”  - when he’s not running around being a nuisance, he’s cuddling up with Padme - often takes Ahsoka out with him on his adventures - when Obi Wan takes them on missions with him, Anakin is somehow more mischievous and disobedient than he normally is - will absolutely bring Obi Wan ‘presents’, all the time - a sharp and pointy boi who is also a fuckin dumbass

Qui Gon Jinn  - one of those cats with the super long fur, mega soft fur, soft green eyes, clearly used to be a brown tabby cat but has turned more grey with his age, a slender cat but himb big because he tol - old and wise cat that always has this knowing look in his eyes - do not be fooled by his calm appearance, he will fuck u up if he wants to - you may touch the tumby, but only if you are Obi Wan, otherwise you will die - try and touch the toe beans and you will die, unless you are Obi Wan, then you’re allowed to - will break shit and mess shit up when nobody's looking, then act like he didn’t do anything when they discover the mess… this mess is often blamed on Ahsoka or Anakin  - having said that, he is also the kind of cat that will slowly push something off of the table while remaining eye contact the whole time; he doesn’t do this with Obi Wan though, Obi Wan must not see his crimes - when is brought on missions with Obi Wan, will also be more mischievous than normal, but Obi Wan never knows this - “Master Kenobi! One of your cats broke something again!” “Oh no, really? I bet it was Anakin, hey Anakin!” “Is Anakin this grey-brown fluffy one?” “No? That’s Qui Gon, he would never break anything” “well he just did” “what?” - all of the other cats respect him greatly, even Palpatine’s cats  - he must protecc his human at all costs, as well as the other cats, Obi Wan can’t help but feel slightly flattered at the fact that one of his cats is so willing to protect him - he may be a cat but Himb Still Dad - a calm and relaxed cat, likes to lounge in the sun, and will make that little ‘mrrrp?’ noise whenever he is awoken - not really that playful, will just sit and watch the human do silly shit in an attempt to try and play with him - most of the time he is relatively quiet, gently purrs when he is petted - himb soft and smart

Padme Amidala  - a pretty, white cat with piercing blue eyes, she very elegant - will allow most people to pet her, unless she knows that they’re Not Nice and will therefore take a swipe at them (this is the same for the tummby and the toe beans)  - Obi Wan and Anakin want her to stay inside as like,, an indoor cat, but she wiLL nOt bE cOnFiNEd - most of the time the noises she makes are relatively soft and quiet, unless she’s fuckin angry then she’s loud and constantly making noise - you can tell when her and Anakin are having a spat because there’s a constant stream of very loud angry cat noises that drown out some slightly fearful loud cat noises - overall is a very well behaved cat, respects Obi Wan and doesn’t break anything - when encountering Palpatine’s cats, she doesn’t make any noise, she just glares at them (which is somehow more scary and intimidating than Anakin’s constant stream of aggressive noises) - she probably won’t, but everyone knows that she has the power to kill them at any moment - is the best behaved out of all of the cats  - her fur is somehow constantly clean and perfectly groomed, Obi Wan doesn’t groom her more often than the other cats and whenever her and Anakin go out together, Anakin always comes back dirty with his fur in a mess but Padme will still be pristine - if Obi Wan takes her on a mission with him (which he doesn’t really want to do but sometimes he has no other choice) she is on her best behaviour, she’ll snoop around if she has the chance to but she won’t actually cause any trouble, unlike Anakin and Qui Gon - only plays when she’s in the mood, doesn’t go quite as crazy as Anakin does, but she can get quite into playtime - she soft and elegant but has the potential to be sharp and pointy

Ahsoka Tano  - the smallest of the cats, a bright ginger tabby cat with a white tummy and white paws, bright green eyes - she’s also the youngest of the cats, still has a vague kitten look about her - highly energetic and literally will not stop moving, constantly goes outside, often with Anakin - will let most people pet her, but only if she’s in the mood to be petted - do not underestimate this tiny kit, she may be inexperienced but she can and will fuck you up… although on occasion she does have to be rescued by Anakin or Qui Gon - Ahsoka: gets into a fight with Palpatine’s cats and takes on more than she can handle Qui Gon: feels his dad cat sense tingling and goes to rescue her, must protecc the smol at all costs - is the same as Anakin when it comes to territory, and will do the same shit as him if she sees any unwelcome cats in the back garden, except she’ll also claw at the window - very impatient with everything *insert let me in meme here* - she breaks shit, but most of the time it is actually accidental, she very rarely causes destruction on purpose - if taken on one of Obi Wan’s missions she’ll try her best to be behaved but she just can’t help but get into trouble - has a lot of respect for Obi Wan and the other cats, but much like Anakin she can’t help but not follow the rules sometimes - fuckin’ LOVES to be played with, she’s down for that shit anytime and will often enter the Silly Zone - has a loud and high pitched meow, will make noises frequently, so much so that Obi Wan sometimes just has to put his face in his hands and focus on drowning her constant meowing out - she must ZOOM at 3am most nights and will not stop until she has no more energy left - a very sharp and pointy smol that is not to be underestimated

#I spent a lot of time on this #and it's probably only going to get like 2 notes #like all of my bullshit long posts do #I hope y'all enjoy it though #star wars #sw #star wars prequels #sw prequels #clone wars #sw clone wars #star wars clone wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #padme amidala #ahsoka tano #beef speaks #beef writes #jedi cats au

[katychan666]

The Smol Angel

''Saaaaam,'' came a particularly annoying whine from Sam's right and as he was typing on his computer and he slowly looked up, arching an eyebrow.

''Yes?'' asked Sam, but as Gabriel didn't say anything, Sam rolled his eyes and then decided to get back to it. It seemed that Gabriel was in the mood to fuck around again and Sam was pretty used to it. However, he wasn't falling for it and he'd try his best to ignore the angel. After all he had years of experiences on how to deal with Gabriel, so he got this.

“Sammy!” was another whine and the hunter didn’t even budge this time. With a pout, Gabriel sat up and crossed his arms on top of his chest and glared at his boyfriend, who was now paying more attention the computer now. Gabriel swore revenge on it; Sam always liked his laptop better than him and he was then sulking. “Sam-o!” tried Gabriel again.

“Not in the mood,” said Sam absently and Gabriel clicked with his tongue.

“Samshine, come on!” said Gabriel. At the nickname, Sam’s fingers twitched a bit and there was a faint flush on his cheeks. Sam wouldn’t admit it out loud, but he quite liked it all of the different nicknames Gabriel could come up for him. His boyfriend was pretty creative, clearing his throat as he went back to ‘’working’’. However, the fact that he was flustered didn’t go unnoticed from Gabriel’s eyes and he snickered.

“Maybe later,” replied Sam.

“Samsquach, you should really pay more attention to me,” said Gabriel. “After all I am the archangel,” he then said and then slowly crawled to the edge of the bed and Sam only shook his head.

“Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass like this?” asked Sam with a grim expression and Gabriel hummed.

“Well I am pretty flexible, but I suppose you know all about that, don’t you, kiddo?” asked Gabriel and waggled his eyebrows and Sam grumbled under his breath, the flush intensifying. “So, Shnookums,” said Gabriel and Sam finally snapped, turning around.

“What’s with all of the weird nicknames, Gabe?” asked Sam as he wanted to know what the hell the angel was on about.

“I just realised we don’t have any pet names for each other,” said Gabriel. “So I decided to give it a try, my honeybun,” he then added and chuckled when he saw how done Sam looked like. He had his trade-marked bitch face on now and Gabriel tried his best not to laugh.

“Can you please quit it and-”

“Don’t be a grumpy Moose,” said Gabriel, who was having far too much time and Sam slammed his laptop shut. “Ready to pay more attention to me now, my lollipop?” asked Gabriel and Sam had to laugh at that.

“Lollipop? Really?”

“Yes,” said Gabriel. “I just wanna lick you all up,” explained Gabriel and Sam looked up at the ceiling. This was unbelievable.

“How am I still dating you?” asked Sam himself, but Gabriel heard it and he had an answer for that as well.

“Well, because I’m adorable and badass, you see,” said Gabriel. “And I have these,” said Gabriel, extending out his beautiful golden wings and Sam choked on his breath. It was really a low move from Gabriel. He knewthey were his weakness and Sam pressed his lips together. “You really do bring real meaning to wing-kink, I mean-”

“Stop talking,” said Sam.

“Fine, my cookie and-”

“Oh for the love of-”

“I don’t really get what’s your problem, Samwise,” said Gabriel and fluttered with his wings on purpose, gently smacking Sam’s cheek with one of them and the hunter sighed. “Sweetie, you should relax more,” said Gabriel and Sam had it enough with the cheesy pet names. However, he was Sam fucking Winchester and he wasn’t going down without a fight. So, he knew just what to do or say to give Gabriel a taste of his own medicine.

“I think you’re right, maybe pet names would be kind of cute,” said Sam and Gabriel narrowed his eyes. They would? For real? “So, my little lemon drop,” said Sam and stood up, walking over the bed, where Gabriel was sitting. At little Gabriel quickly stood up and glared at Sam. Now his big ego was hurt, because he was notlittle, okay?!

“I’m not little,” grumbled Gabriel and Sam arched an eyebrow.

“Aw you’re adorable when you get angry,” said Sam and gently patted Gabriel’s head, ruffling his hair. “Little ball of anger and fury,” he then said, still patting his head and Gabriel quickly shoved his hand away.

“You take that back, you giant!”

“Why don’t you come up here and make me,” said Sam, softly laughing when he saw how red Gabriel’s face was. Yes, it was what happened when someone would insult Gabriel’s height. Quite honestly, Sam was the only one who dared to go there and wasn’t afraid.

“I’ll kick you in the shin and I’ll make sure it’ll hurt,” grumbled Gabriel, his wings angrily flapping and Sam was laughing even louder.

“Oh, you’re so cute and smol,” said Sam and gently pinched one of Gabriel’s cheeks.

“Fuck you, Sam.”

“Maybe later,” said Sam back.

“I’ll fight you,” said Gabriel, still bitching away and Sam was softly laughing. Oh, this was so much fun, but because he didn’t want Gabriel to put a curse on him for real, in the end, he just stepped closer to him and wrapped his arms around him. Gabriel was still grumbling away, hissing like an angry kitten in Sam’s arms, but then Sam kissed his forehead and he calmed down. Somehow. Gabriel’s wings went around Sam, who then started laughing when he saw the offended expression on Gabriel’s face. “What was that? You were really mean just now,” said Gabriel with a pout.

“And you were annoying,” said Sam, folding his arms on top of his chest.

“Yes, but in an adorable way,” explained Gabriel.

“Ah,” said Sam.

“Yes,” said Gabriel, Sam kissing the pout from his lips away and in the end, Gabriel just sighed, anger slowly slipping away. “You’re just lucky that I love you, or you’d be nothing but a pile of ashes now,” said Gabriel and Sam held back his laughter then. So, he was still angry and Sam just found him adorable, not intimidating at all. Like he said, like a little kitten, hissing and scowling.

“Yes, yes… you’re one big scary archangel,” said Sam sarcastically.

“Damn right I am,” said Gabriel, happy with that.

Gabriel got a taste of his own medicine after that and stopped getting on Sam’s nerves… for that day. However, if he would ever start to bring up any weird pet names, Sam always attacked back with the word little. In the end, Gabriel realised that it was probably for the best they didn’t have any pet names for each other.

#sabriel #sabriel fanfiction #sam x gabriel #gabriel x sam

[therealantoniastark]

*sighs, wiping a bit of blood off my hands* turns out I was wrong about uncle frank teasing me. he was being genuinely sweet to me. I just...did not expect him to call me a 'smol angry kitten with powers' *giggles a bit* his hugs are pretty tight, too. he should be ok.

He will heal up a bit fine, he will just be sore for awhile, he has scars all over from things hes done.

[moonicekitten06]

2019 has started with a bang...not exactly in the way I expected...but I’m not stopping!

So I know I haven’t posted in a bit, but 2019 has really come in with a bang. I’m pretty sure whoever is up there wants to get all the bad out of the way before the most amazing things will happen. However, today is Yuri Plisetsky’s birthday and I wouldn’t miss celebrating it for the world. Later today I’ll make a birthday post to the smol angry kitten! 2019 can’t stop me from celebrating! 

Until then everyone stay awesome and shiny!

Many hugs to all those who need it,

~ C. Kitten

#personal post #YOI #birthday celebration coming

[marvelbuilt]

y’all aren’t gonna fuckin believe this shit

okay so real life drama is a thing  &   i  mean  i’m  a  bitch  so  i  live  for  a  wild  story,    but  i  never  fucking  get  involved  with   this  shit.

so  first,  let  me  give  you  a  brief  synopsis  of  my  dating  life.    i  went  on  a  couple  dates  at  the  beginning  of  college  and  by  october  i  had  my  first  boyfriend,   andrew.    we  were  together  for  2  years  and  2  months,   got  an  apartment  together  and  a  kitten  together.    he  left  me  in  january  so  he  could   go  be  with  an  18  year  old   (he’s  26  lmao he’s a creep)  after  he  cheated  on  me  4  times.   anyways,  i  was  devastated  and  i  am  still  single   (it’s  been  about  five  months),   but  i  do  have  grindr  &  tinder   and  have  gone  on  a  few  dates   (maybe  3-4  boys),   but   never  hooked  up  with  any  of  them.

one  boy  i  talked  to   (never  met,  dated  AND  DEFINITLEY DIDNT  HOOK  UP  WITH)  was  pretty  nice   &  let  me  vent  after  andrew  left  me.   his  name  is  thomas.    he  was  nice  enough   but  im  weird  about  just  messaging  so  i  added  him  on  snap  &  fb  to  prove  he  was  who  he  said  he  was.  &  he  was.    but  after  i  looked  at  his  facebook,  i  realized  he  was  extremely  temperamental and constatly making posts about how angry he was about things so i like definitely distanced myself  &  stopped  talking  to  him  because   i  don’t  fuck  with  that  drama.

anyways,   couple  months  pass   &  i  was  talking  to  this  other  kid  on  grindr,   named  brandon  or  billy  (still not sure).    he  was  nice  enough  &  asked  if  i  wanted  to  hang  out  or  get  coffee,   to  which  i  was   like,   well  i   need  to  prove  you  are  who   you  say  you   are  via  snap.    &  then  he  stopped  responding   which  made   me  think  lol  catfish,  bc  obviously  so  i  just  went   about  my  day   BECAUSE  I  ONLY  TALKED  TO  THIS  KID  FOR  A COUPLE  HOURS.

anyways  that  happened  like  a  little  over  a  month  ago  and  it’s  srsly  not  uncommon  on  grindr  or  tinder,   so  whatever.    anyways,   im  being  an  innocent  bean  yesterday  (im  sick  now  bc  of  allergies  or  something),   so  i’m   just  laying  in  bed,  eating  peanut  butter  cookies  &  watching  golden  girls   &  i  get  a  message  from  thomas.   usually  i  ignore  him  now  but  he  just  starts  asking  me  all  these  questions  so  i  responded.

he  told  me  that  he  was  dating  brandon  for  2  weeks   &  while  they  were  dating  (they  never  met  in  person  despite  the  fact  they  live  in  the  same  town  as  me -  tho  it’s  a  college  town).   anyways,   he  tells  me  that  brandon  hooked  up  with  my  ex,  andrew,  to  which im  like  no  surprised  because  the  boy  he  left  me  for  dumped  him  a  month  later   &  now  he  hooks  up  with  anyone  &  everyone.    so  i  was  like  i  dont  really  care.

ANYWAYS  THEN  HE  TELLS  ME  THAT  THIS  KID  (BRANDON)  LOOKED  AT  THOMAS’S  FACEBOOK  FRIENDS  AND  SAW  WE  WERE  FRIENDS.  brandon told tHOMAS THAT I CHEATED ON ANDREW??? and that’s SO FALSE because andrew cheated on me 4 times fjalkdsfj  and then proceeds  to  accuse  thomas  of  hooking  up  with  me  WHICH I NEVER MET THIS KID IN PERSON WE’RE JUST FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK WE TALKED FOR LIKE A WEEK UNTIL I REALIZED I WASN’T INTERESTED ??? 

then BRANDON TELLS THOMAS THAT HE KNOWS WHERE I WORK AND IF HE FINDS OUT THAT THOMAS AND I HOOKED UP HE’LL BASH MY HEAD IN AND IM ????????? 

at first i shrugged it off and i  was like  no  way  this  kid  knows  where  i  work  BUT  JUST  KIDDING  I  FUCKING  WISH.   SOMEONE TOLD HIM  I  WORK  AT  A  HOTEL  GIFT  SHOP   &  now  im  like  well fuck.    but  im  still not  believing  it  at  this  point  so  i  text  my  ex   (we  don’t  talk  much  at  all anymore,  but  we’re  civil  &  stuff)   and  ANDREW TELLS ME  HE’S  PRETTY  SURE  HE  MADE  OUT  WITH  BRANDON  AT  A  CLUB.

thomas  told  me  he  broke  up  with  him   &  now  he  fears  for  his  life   &  other’s  because  apparently  he  threatened  to  bash  a  bunch  of  people’s  heads  in???  including  MINE???   a   SMOL  BEAN  WHO  WATCHES  GOLDEN  GIRLS,  LIVES  ALONE   AND  EATS  PB COOKIES??? WHO DOESN’T  HOOK  UP  WITH  ANYONE??

i  mean thomas  is  super  dramatic  so  im  like??  eh  im  having  a  hard  time  with  all of  this  and  there’s  probably  nothing  to  his  threats  but  honestly  I  DONT  FUCK  WITH  THIS  DRAMA  AND  I  WILL NOT  HESITATE TO CHOP  A  DICK  OFF  IF BRANDON  COMES  ANYWHERE  NEAR  ME.

so  basically,   i’m  being  threatened  by  someone  because  i  was  on  someone’s  facebook  friends  list   &   this  is  wild  okay

#☼ // ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵃᵛᵉᶰᵍᶦᶰᵍ (ooc) #SORRY THIS IS SO LONG IM JUST WTF #threats tw

[josai]

i'd love to hear all the headcanons about Godzilla and King Caesar!

These headcanons are based on my Drug AU and were made by myself and @amalasdraws​! Amalas also illustrated the cats so beautifully! Thank you ♥♥

Godzilla is on the left and King Caesar is on the right! They are brothers from the same litter. Godzilla is the runt and is a bit smaller than Caesar. 

Headcanons below the cut! 

The beginning:

Both cats were brought to an animal shelter when they were only two weeks old. Their entire litter of four cats (two males, two females) were found abandoned by their mother and were then raised by the shelter staff in the late fall. As they’re so small and kittens, they aren’t exposed to many other cats other than each other until they’re ready to be adopted. 

The two female cats and King Caesar are both adopted shortly before Christmas, leaving Godzilla the only one who isn’t adopted. He isn’t as friendly as the other three, a bit more wary of people and angry, not to mention a black cat so it’s harder getting him adopted out so he stays in the shelter.

Hajime comes into the shelter after spending a lonely Christmas by himself, feeling like he needs some company and thinking that having someone to take care of would be good for him. He comes in a few days before New Year’s Eve, not wanting to spend that holiday alone too.

Before coming in, Hajime did some research, wanting to prepare and be ready for a cat. He comes into the shelter hoping to adopt two cats (preferably siblings) so that one isn’t alone when he has to be at work.

As soon as he walks in, he’s overwhelmed with so many cats to meet! There’s lots of friendly cats, but he’s immediately taken by this little black ball of fluff that’s hiding in the back of his enclosure, all spiky and a little bit shy. Hajime asks about him and unfortunately all of his siblings have been adopted out by this point, and Godzilla doesn’t get along well with the other cats at the shelter. Hajime voices what a bummer that is but he the more he sees Godzilla the more he falls in love with him until ultimately he ends up taking him home. 

Godzilla is about twelve weeks at this point but is still very small. Tiny, nervous and a bit shy, Godzilla’s personality shows pretty early as he’s a little bit grumpy until Hajime puts down his carrier and leaves him be.

Hajime doesn’t push Godzilla, who doesn’t get out of his carrier right away. He leaves the room and starts to just go about his business, making some food, just keeping an eye on Godzilla as he does, giving him space to let him explore his new place in peace.

Slowly, Godzilla comes out to explore, but he is still distant and careful around Hajime. He slowly walks around and smells things, explores a bit, jumps up on the furniture. Hajime left out some blankets, toys and food, things for Godzilla to use. Hajime really just leaves him be and lets him adjust. Before going to bed Hajime sees Godzilla all curled up asleep on some blankets, tired from his first day and lots of big changes.

The second day Godzilla isn’t as shaken anymore and is less nervous. He is more curious, running around Hajime’s flat, up to his feet and sniffing him. He explores some more and Hajime tries playing with him a little bit, throwing some toys for him to chase. Godzilla won’t play fetch, but he’ll chase the toy Hajime throws, grab it and run off to hide with it. When Hajime throws another one, he’ll leave the first so that Hajime can steal it and the game continues. No cuddles or anything yet… but Godzilla’s starting to get more playful and comfortable around Hajime.

In the afternoon when he’s all tired from playing, Godzilla hops up on the couch and lies down next to Hajime. Not touching him, but close. He naps for a little bit while Hajime watches some television, and gets up about an hour later to jump down and have some food. This time though when he comes back, he jumps up and walks closer to Hajime, sniffing him curiously and sitting down right next to him. Hajime reaches out very carefully when Godzilla starts to sniff him, offering him a hand. After smelling it Godzilla rubs his head against Hajime’s hand and starts to pet himself using Hajime’s hand. Hajime’s ecstatic at this point but lets Godzilla set the pace; it’s the first time Godzilla lets him pet him but Godzilla still has all the control. After a bit of time petting him Godzilla curls up right close against Hajime’s thigh and starts to purr. Hajime watches him, grinning, above to move his hand away to let him sleep until Godzilla looks up at him and meows like don’t do that…hand stays here.

That’s about the cutest thing Hajime’s ever seen in his entire life so of course he listens, putting his hand back and petting Godzilla nice and gently. Godzilla keeps purring until he falls asleep, cuddled nice and close.

Later that night when Hajime heads to bed Godzilla follows him, investigating his bedroom. He sniffs around a bit, eventually jumping up and curling up to sleep on the edge of Hajime’s bed.

He is just so smol! So cute! So fluffy! Hajime is so in love with this little kitty already! He looks so cute all curled up, Hajime obviously takes a picture for his steadily-growing folder of kitty pics on his cell phone.

Just knowing that there is someone… A little cat…Someone who is living and breathing… purring, with him, is so comforting, it really helps him sleep better.

Over the next few days, Godzilla really starts to warm up more to Hajime! They get along really well, playing and cuddling, living in each other’s space very comfortably. Hajime wakes up to kitty paws on his arm when he’s hungry and a kitty jumping on his bed for cuddles on cold mornings. Godzilla is energetic, playful and a very curious kitty!

Hajime learns that Godzilla is very, very cuddly. Once Godzilla is comfortable and no longer hostile, his favourite thing is cuddling. He will climb up and cuddle right on his chest, on his lap, really just anywhere that he can. He loves napping with Hajime on quiet afternoons when he’s off work.

King Caesar’s arrival:

Just under three weeks after he adopts Godzilla, Hajime gets a phone call from the shelter. As it turns out, although Godzilla’s brother was adopted out, he was brought back because it wasn’t a good fit. The shelter remembered Hajime had wanted to adopt two cats initially so they give him a call to see if he’s still interested. He is absolutely still interested! He is still wanting someone to keep Godzilla company while he’s at work and adopting this little cat just seems meant to be. So he heads over to the shelter that evening to pick up Caesar! It’s been a few weeks since they’ve seen each other so the shelter staff do warn Hajime that it could be a bit difficult before they get readjusted to one another.

Caesar is friendlier than Godzilla was initially, but still a bit shy and nervous. It’s been a lot of change for this poor little guy - the shelter, then a home, the shelter again and now Hajime.

Hajime brings King Caesar home and Godzilla sniffs the carrier really confused and curiously. He puts it down and opens it up, stepping back and giving a little bit of space for the brother’s reunion.

There’s a few quiet moments when Caesar comes out and Godzilla is a little way’s away.. A bit wary… but then both cats jump at each other like AH I KNOW YOU! 

The cats roll around and play together so happily! Hajime lets them play and when they’re tired, Godzilla jumps up on the couch to cuddle up in Hajime’s lap. Caesar is less afraid following Godzilla’s lead and he jumps up too, curling up right next to Hajime’s thigh and happily accepting pets.

It doesn’t take very long before Caesar gets how things work here and just jumps up to cuddle on Hajime with Godzilla, demanding snuggles and pets.

Miscellaneous headcanons:

When Tooru comes over for the first time and meets Godzilla, he laughs a little at Hajime, but it’s all good. It’s cute, and he sees just how good that having this cat will be for Hajime, how good it will be for his recovery and sobriety. Then there are suddenly two cats.. and Tooru can’t help but shake his head a little. But it’s so cute and the cats are so cute!

Godzilla is very in love with Hajime! (How could he not be, really?) Hajime is definitely his favourite person and it is extremely obvious. He’s very protective of him, a little jealous about sharing his affections and is always following him around the flat. It takes him a few days to warm up to Tooru but he does like him and enjoys cuddling him too, but Hajime is definitely his clear favourite.

King Caesar loves Hajime too, of course, but he also really really loves Tooru and goes running whenever Hajime comes over to visit. Tooru loves playing with the more energetic cat, tiring him out before he jumps in for cuddles.

The cats are very close and Hajime frequently comes home to find them curled up cuddling together in the sun after a long afternoon of playing.

As they grow, both cats remain more on the lean and slender side. Godzilla never gets as big as King Caesar does, but his big personality more than makes up for that. 

Later on, when Hajime and Tooru are together again, the cats love pushing their way in for cuddles when they’re curled up in bed together. Big cuddle piles are pretty common there.

The cats are less pleased when the boys shut the bedroom door and keep them out, but Hajime and Tooru make up for it by scooping them up and offering cuddles in the morning while they have their coffee.

Sorry this got pretty long, and this gave me about a dozen ideas for little writing drabbles I’d love to do… Let me know what you thought, if you have any questions or want to hear more random headcanons from my AUs! Thank you so much for asking, this was so fun ♥ and thank you again Amalas, you're the best!!

#haikyuu!! #iwaoi #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #drug au #myfanfic #cats #seriously tho big thanks to amalas #i love you! thank you so so much!!! #look at those cats?! im freaking out!!! #<33 #pinkc0bra

[tiny-little-bird]

Jon "sweet" Snow

We all know that, Jon, is a sweet ball of fluff. So I’m just sitting here wondering, if he’s soooo in love with Miss D., where the hell is the sweetness and the tenderness he’s shown Sansa for the past 2 seasons? Where is the sweetness and tenderness and closeness with Miss D.?

NOWHERE to be bloody seen.

All of Sansa’s and Jon’s scenes, some of them even when they’re apart, had romantic tropes in them, all of them, so if Miss D. and Jon are supposed to be this big romance, where the hell are the romantic tropes, did they happen off screen, or something? 🤷‍♀️😂

They could've had Jon compliment Miss D’s dress, since she changed outfits pretty much every episode, but nope, they could’ve showed him jealous of Jorah, and possessive towards Miss D., but nope they didn’t, he didn't laugh with Miss D., not even ONCE, he’s not triggered and is totally unbothered by Miss D. hugging Jorah, same thing when Jorah kissing her hands, like he is bothered by every man who mentions Sansa, they don’t even need to touch her, just say her name, and he goes in angry kitten mode, but for Miss D. who he is supposedly MADLY in love with, NOTHING. They could’ve had Miss D. give him/offer him a lighter cloak, since his furr one, from Sansa, is clearly way too heavy for Dragonstone, they could've shown him ditching Sansa’s cloak for the one Miss D. had given him but nope, they could've brought Miss D. up, in the conversation between Jon and Jorah in the wight hunt, but NOPE.

So many missed opportunities, I wonder why 🤔🙃

I asked a friend who doesn't ship neither Jonsa nor J*nerys, and they said this:

 “The way they shot Jon’s and Sansa’s scenes, the sweet moments, the dialogue, the awkwardness between them, I can see why you ship them, I must admit they are, really cute together. (He ships Arya with Gendry and Brienne and Jaimie, thos are his only ships on GoT, the other ships are just meh to him 🙈🤷‍♀️😂)

Jon and Miss D. on the other hand? Dragonstone has been boring af, the scenes between J and D were pretty bland and dull, if you ask me. IF, I had to choose between the two ships, I’d definitely choose Jonsa, because the dynamic between them is amazing, they have a strong foundation, they have a strong bond, and they are happy around eachother, whilst Jon looked miserable in Dragonstone, and around Dany, who kept shoving “Bend the knee” down his throat at any chance, and he couldn't wait to leave in episode 5.

Their scenes were boring and just, off, if they meant to show them fall in love, they failed miserably, they did such a great job with Jon abd Sansa, and I don't even know if they mean to have them end up together, but Jon and Miss D. as a couple, have no depth at all, because the communication, at least to me seemed one sided. They should’ve shot their scenes, the same way they shot Jon’s and Sansa’s, had they done that, they might've convinced me, because I’m just not feeling it, at all. I still don’t ship neither, but yeah, Jonsa would be my choice, Jon and Miss D. feel way too forced, sudden and way too rushed, on Jon’s part at least, and that’s all I have to say about this.” 

100% agree with what he said. 👌🙃

Below I'll list a few quotes and a few scenes, which should not have been in the show, if D&D meant to make us believe their relationship was platonic, and was meant to stay that way.

“New dress? [...] Yeah, it’s... I like the wolf bit” 

“I will never let him TOUCH you again, I’ll protect you, I promise.” 

“If I fall don’t bring me back.” (couldnt find a gif for this one sorry) which translates to, she's the one who gave me purpose again, she's the one I'm fighting for, I don't want to come back into a world, where she is gone, where she killed herself, because I couldn't keep her safe, because I lost, because I failed her. Let me stay dead, I couldn't live with myself. 😢 And if, that, is not REAL, powerful LOVE, then I don’t know what is.

More under the cut. ☺️✌️💙

I also don’t think we’ve see Jon laugh and smile in 5 seasons, as much as we've seen him smile and laugh, in 2 seasons with, Sansa. 

I mean, look:

Look at this little smol, look at how happy he is for his new Stark cloak, that Sansa made for him, with love, and with her own, lovely hands. ☺️ so Basically Sansa cloaked him

And Jon cloaked her, in his old cloak, I mean, they're practically married 🤗😂😂

Do you know who Jon also smiled like this with? Mhm, yep, Ygritte. 🤗

“Do you think I’m Joffrey?”

“Until I return, the North my heart is yours.” Most poetic declaration of trust, and love, I’ve ever heard in my life.

“I love Sansa, as I loved her mother”

*literally snarls and growls like a wolf* “TOUCH my sister, and I'll kill you myself.” 

Like DAMN that’s pretty wild, it’s literally what a male alpha would do, to mark his territory, if you ask me.

Look at him:

“What you did for HER, is the only reason I’m not killing you.” *aggressively grabs Theon*

“Does she miss me terribly?” *cricket sounds* *death stare*

Where is that with Miss D.? Where are all these romantic tropes? Where are the scenes where they both open up to each other, where they share their hardships, where they bond? WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE?

When does Jon smile again, after leaving Sansa, and Winterfell? 

With Tyrion, when he arrives in Dragonstone, and when does it do it again? With Tormund & co., after, he’s left Dragonstone.

With Miss D.? Nope, nothing, nada. 

But when do we see just a tiny glimpse, but like a tiny, tiny glimpse of Jon’s sweetness towards Miss D., and all of a sudden, might I add? In 7.06, which was such an odd and weird contrast to how he was behaving towards her just an episode earlier, not even turning to look at her one last time, like, again, he did it with Sansa, if he's sooo in love with Miss D. why not turn and wave goodbye to her too? Jorah turned instead lmao 😂 

So y'all mean to tell me that Jon did a 360° turn, in one episode? Please. 😂

So why the sudden change? 

Well, Jon, bless his heart, saw Viserion die, the moment he sank into the lake, Jon knew, he knew the NK would turn him, just like he turns his horses, just like he turned that Polar bear, so he knows without her dragons, they’re fucked, they’re all fucked, because he saw first hand what her dragons can do, and therefore realizes what an ice dragon can do. You know, for one thing, fly, and second spit blue fire, which according to their legends, is even hotter than normal dragonfire..how nice, right? The Night King has a dragon, that’s the last thing they needed. 

He could have an army of 1.000.000 people, and it would be useless against an ice dragon. He’s kissing her ass in 7.06, and the ass kissing will continue in 7.07, and I assume, partly, even in S8, he has to kiss her ass, because he needs her dragons. 

Do you really think Jon would fall/be in love with someone who can’t get her priorities straight? Who is so power hungry, selfish, and entitled, that she puts the Iron Throne before an army of bloody dead men, white walkers and the Night King? “Do you expect me to just leave my conquering of the 7K behind me, to fight the dead?” emh, yeah? idk if you got the memo, but they’re coming to kill us all, you included? Viserion is dead because of her, the Night King now has a dragon, because of her. 

Had she not been so stubborn, the NK would not have a dragon. “No, as soon as I leave, Cercei comes in.”, let her come in, who tf cares, the dead are coming for the North, for the South, for me, for you, for all of us, and the thing you put first, your priority is that damned throne? “I care about the people” she says, she cares about “the people” my ass, she’s a hypocrite, and Jon knows it, she literally confirmed it to him, in 7.05. 

He’s not in love with her, nor will he ever be, he’s playing the game, he’s working as double agent, again, and doing what he thinks is best, he’s doing what needs to be done to save his people and those he loves, he’s doing it to save the world. 

He saw on the beach in Dragonstone, that she listened to him, partly tho, she still went on a barbeque spree, but she “somewhat” listened to him, so here, I think he realized that to, her, his opinion matteres, that he has/could’ve some power over her, that he could use to his advantage. Now, think if he managed to make her fall for him. 

Jon is not stupid, at all, making her fall for him, might not be the honorable thing to do, but it’s the right thing to do for his people, for Sansa, for Arya, for Bran, and for the rest of westeros, he’s basically saving everyone’s asses. But, especially, to protect those dear to him, he’s willing to play dirty, and he will do it, he is doing it. D*ny is in love with him, at this point, that’s obvious, but Jon? Jon isn’t. 

As so many have pointed out, he has kept himself at a distance, Dany has told him things about her, since day one, she opened up to him, but Jon? He hasn’t opened up with her about anything, about himself, about Sansa, about his death, about why he was killed, about who did it, about the dagger to the heart, about Ghost, and that’s because he does not trust her, he’s weary of her, he knows she’s dangerous, he’s seen her in full tantrum mode, and he’s seen she’s very, very impulsive and hotheaded. 

In his eyes, their only chance, is for him to have influence over her, to be sure she will fight with them, no matter what, to ensure that, when the Northerners don’t kneel, because he bloody well knows they won’t, “the Northerners are proud” – Sansa, she doesn’t barbecue them all, she doesn’t kill Sansa, who the Northerners might make their Queen, after word spreads that Jon bent the knee. 

The thought of Sansa, his sister, the woman who gave him purpose again, the Little Bear (Lyanna), who literally made him King, Arya who is his beloved little sister, which he thought dead, and thst he missed so very much, and Bran who is his beloved little brother who he also thought was dead and he missed very much, being burnt alive for not kneeling, terrifies the hell out of him, obviously, and at the same time makes him determined to do what has to be done. 

We’ve all seen that Miss D., can, be merciful, but, only, if she cares about the person, only if it serves her and her “purpose. People who mean nothing to her? They can burn, usually no trial is even needed, ya know? She’s tyrannical like that. lol 

So yeah, his plan has logic, if they refuse to bend the knee, and she’s in love with him, and he has power over her, to control her and manipulate her, for the greater good, if he pleads for their lives, she won’t burn them, kill them, because that would hurt Jon. 

That’s his plan, and it’s a smart one, dangerous, but smart. Our Jonny boy, is finally starting to listen to the advice Sansa gave him, “you need to be smarter than father” he’s leaving his honor behind and doing not the honorable thing but the smart thing, the thing that will keep his people alive, “you need to be smarter than Robb” he’s not falling in love with Miss D, but instead, unlike his father and his brother, he is doing what has to be done, he won’t repeat his father’s, and brother’s mistakes, he has played dirty before, he’s going to have to do it again. 

Jon poured his soul to Sansa, told her he died, how he died, who did it, what he’s been through, everything, and Sansa did the same, told him everything that happened to her, what ramsay did to her. While with Dany he tells her nothing about him, he is weary of her, and keeps her at a distance. 

So yeah, in conclusion, our sweet, tender boy, hasn’t displayed any sweetness and tenderness towards Miss D., until he realized, “The Night King has a dragon now, fuck. We’re fucked, without her dragons, we’re truly fucked and stand no chance.”, and even then, you can’t compare it to how sweet, tender (and mild lol sorry, I had to 😂😂), and gentle Jon is towards Sansa, because what he’s pulling with Miss D., is an act.

The differences in tone, the conversations, sweetness, touches, lingering looks, between Jon and Sansa and Jon and Miss. D., are so blatantly different/obvious, it’s crazy, mostly because they're pretty much nonexistent between Jon and Miss D. 🙃

At this point, J*nerys is canon, yes, and they will get their b*atbang/sex, but will they ever get the pure, sweet scenes/moments of genuine love, like the ones that we have between Jon and Sansa? No, they won’t, so they can keep and enjoy their boatbang, we’ll have the real deal in S8. ✌️

#JonsaIsComing 💙

Jonsa GIFs bonus round 🙃✌️💙

I obviously could add more GIFs, there are plenty more, but this post is ridiculously long already, so I'll stop here. 😚✌️💙

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[nad-zeta]

hey if you dont mind a matchup would be cool. im very short like 5'1" and i have brown hair with blue eyes. im very shy but as soon as im comfortable around someone im pretty talkative and could talk for hours about stuff that im interested in. thats about all of the really important stuff, tysm!

Hi there love! Thanx for waiting so long for this matchup ^0^. I hope you enjoy it and have a good day! Please stay safe and well during this time!<3

I match you with.................. Masamune 

The first-time Masamune sees you, he is instantly interested. You are so cute and smol, definitely just his type. You are super shy, so you definitely aren’t one to initiate any conversations with anyone anytime soon. You keep to yourself for the first few days, as you don’t feel like having your life threatened by Hideyoshi again. One day you are just chilling on the grass under a big willow tree when all of a sudden, you hear a rustling in a nearby bush. You had been warned a few times by Ieyasu and Mitsunari about potential thugs and bandits that may try and kidnap you, to use you as an advantage against Nobunaga. You are incredibly startled, and just as you start to stand up and run,  all of a sudden, a big blur started hurtling its way towards you. And before you could even react, you felt a heavy pressure pushing you to the ground to fall on your rear. Your brain took a few seconds to register just what had happened. You opened your eyes, only to see two chatoyant eyes staring back at you. Your eyes widened in surprise. Suddenly you realized it was a tiger cub that had startled you so much. The little cub started to lick your face and softly nipping at your nose. You couldn’t help but break out laughing at the silly little cat, and at yourself for being so frightened mere seconds before. You sat up to get a better view of the cub. The little tiger then started nuzzling you. He was so sweet and playful, and you couldn’t help but wonder where this little guy had come from. The little guy then proceeded to make itself comfortable in your lap and roll over, exposing his chubby little belly to you. He started purring as if you ask you to scratch its little tummy. You couldn’t help but giggle and comply with the little thing’s wishes. You started opening up to him about feeling a little lonely and at the fact that you haven’t made any official friends yet.

And guess who was just conveniently walking past just as you had made that statement. Well non-other than the one-eyed dragon himself. “Well then kitten if it’s a friend you’re after, look no further.” Your face flushed red with embarrassment, shit, you didn’t expect someone to overhear you. Masamune sat on the grass next to you and peer at you with a curious eye. He knew you were a talkative lass, he just heard you engaged with full blow conversation with his little tiger. He started poking your cheeks, saying, “come on, we are friends now, aren’t we! Don’t leave me hanging here”. Still a bit shy and embarrassed at the whole situation, you simply gave him a small nod and a bright smile. And this is how your friendship with the one-eyed dragon started.

Everyday he would take you on new adventures. He would do most of the talking cause you were still not entirely comfortable around him yet. He found out you didn’t know what to ride a horse, so he took it upon himself to teach you. Your first time riding with him was a little mentally scarring, so you were definitely a little reluctant. He loved to ride fast, feel the wind in his hair, and feel the blood pumping through his veins. His lessons were basically him throwing you in the deep end, he sat behind you, gave you the reins and kicked the horse into a fast-paced gallop. Needless to say, you were freaking out, the horse was going way too fast, and you definitely didn’t feel like you weren’t in control. He surprised you when he gently guided your hands to the correct grip, showed you how to sit and move with the horse. He would playfully give you tips and tricks about how to get the hose to turn, stop, etc. Masa would constantly reassure and praise you, to keep you nerves at bay. By the end of your lesson, your hair was a mess from the wind, you were sure you had swallowed a few bugs, and you were coming down from the biggest adrenalin rush. You couldn’t help but kiss the ground when you were finally allowed off the horse. You definitely thought you were going to die at some point, especially when the horse was running full speed towards the edge of the cliff. Masa was legit just laughing and having the best time, while you saw your life flash before your eyes. Thank goodness you were a fast learner and managed to stop the horse on time. You had a few more lessons like this until, eventually, the student had basically become the master. At this point, you were so good at horse riding the two of you would actually race each other to prove who was better. 

After your horse riding lessons and races, you would come back to Masa’s manor with him and drink a cup a tea while playing with your fav little tiger cub. During this time, you actually started getting comfortable around Masa. You would talk his ear off about everything and anything. Through your little tea dates, you actually found out the two of you had a lot of things in common. This sparked hour-long conversations. On more than one occasion, the two of you were so engrossed in conversation with each other that before you realized it, it was already the next morning. Both of you had sat and chatted all night long. You found Masa incredibly interesting, his life story, philosophies, beliefs, they were so different from yours. And Masamune was just as interested and fascinated by your stories. He was shocked when you told him you had come from the future. More so when you told him about your future and home. It started making sense to him why you were so naïve and innocent. He would ask you all sorts of random questions that you were all too happy to answer. This was kind of how your relationship started

This boi will take advantage of your shortness big time. For example, he would tease you by holding important letters that you were supposed to deliver over your head, and laugh as you jump up trying to get them back. Or if you were helping him with the cooking, he would put things on the top shelf just to watch you struggle to try to reach it, followed by him teasing you. You never did accept his help though, you would much rather climb up onto the counter-top to reach the things on your own. You would look him dead in the eyes and laugh triumphantly and say, “See, I can reach them easy, peasy, looks like I’m not as short as you think.” 

He would definitely use those classic dad joke of asking how the weather down there was. His favorite thing to do while the two of you were talking to other warlords, is to put his elbow on your head and use you as an armrest. Much to your annoyance. You would usually just poke his sides and wait for him to squirm away, cause you knew he is low key ticklish. The two of you would just laugh at the other. Gosh, he loved his little kitten. He loves seeing you get angry at him for teasing you about your height, you look like a pouty kitten. All he can think is how cute you are. He would usually just apologize and kiss the top of your head.

He loves to pick you up and swing you around. He loves nothing more than to see you running towards him when he comes back from the war and flinging yourself in his arms. He will literally pick you up and swing you all around while the two of you giggle in delight at being reunited. The two of you can often be found chilling in his room in each other’s arms, snuggling and cuddling. You love quiet moments where the two of you just snuggle up together on the porch, talking about everything and anything for hours on end. If the nights are cold Masa would wrap the two of you in the fluffiest blankie while having Shogetsu sleeping on your lap to keep the two of you nice and war

Other potential matches............ Nobunaga 

I hope you enjoyed this! and Thanx so much for the request<3

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[daddy-hotline]

In response to the tol for us smol beans. What if the dads had a partner who was 5'3 and patite, but the angriest lil thing with surprising strength. Just like this tiny little sweet person who seems so small and quiet until rage mode is activated, then they try fighting like a wild cat/kitten.

[mod max. I’m 5ft2 and literally exactly who you described here. yea]

☠ Robert - Smol! bean! He thinks you’re adorable when you’re angry and will often try to work you up about your height for his own amusement, because he knows you’re not actually angry. You huff and pout, but he’s right. When he actually sees you angry for real, he’s surprised, but he cheers you on as you absolutely wreck whoever upset you, verbally of course. It was some homophobe or other, and they quickly back down, tail between their legs. Robert, of course, high-fives you, hooting, before kissing you right on the mouth in front of the homophobe.

👚Joseph - He likes to physically pick you up under his arm and carry you away from arguments, kinda like if he were carrying a ladder or folding chair. He also gives you ALL OF THE NOSE BOOPS, because you’re just so tiny and precious, how could he resist? The first time that you really get angry in front of him, he’s genuinely surprised, but he thinks that it’s chivalrous how you fight for his honor in front of that no-good homophobe, who by now, is whimpering and backing off. He pulls you to his side and nuzzles you affectionately, making smug eye contact with the homophobe.

📕 Hugo - He picks you up. A lot. You’re just! So! Tiny!! As for anger- well, he certainly wasn’t expecting that! The first time that you really get angry in front of him, he is shocked and impressed. How could such a small body be capable of so much anger? The homophobe that you were arguing with has already fled the scene and you huff, accepting Hugo’s embrace when he gives it to you.

🦇 Damien - Two precious small beans! He often likes to sit outside with you tucked into his side in the garden, reading peacefully. He likes the fact that he can rest his head on your chin, and there are many affectionate cuddles. The first time that you get angry in front of him, it is at a transphobe, who is cowering as you diffuse their awful argument at about 100 kilometres an hour. When you finally let them crawl off to their bitter hole in the wall, Damien cautiously comes up to you and thanks you, smiling.  

🎣 Brian - LOOK AT HIM GO! Brian is shocked and elated to see your ability to just completely go off the rails! Although, admittedly, the first time that you got angry, it was at him during a competition… Still, he absolutely loves your fiery attitude and can’t get enough of it, he often brags about your skills in verbal argument and feats of strength to others around the cul de sac. If a homophobe were to speak to you, you would get angry, but before you could do anything, Brian would be upon them. The last thing that they would see before they die would be the majestic flash of a curly red beard. RIP.

⚾ Craig - He always knew how feisty you were, and now that he’s strong enough, he loves picking you up and twirling you around whenever he’s really happy. Even when you were in college, he really loved to play around with you because of your size, but now he’s able to take you on intensive workouts and is pleasantly surprised when you’re actually stronger than him. The first time that you get angry in front of him would be to a homophobe, and he would probably try to responsibly break the two of you up, because he’s Craig.

☕ Mat - SO PRECIOUS! Carmenista makes flower crowns for all of you and you pretend to be angry, insisting that you’re not cute while the two of them dote over you. Mat kisses you on the nose, causing you to put even more, which makes your two assailants erupt in laughter. The first time that you get genuinely angry, it’s to a homophobe/racist, and you just go OFF THE HANDLE. Mat just marvels at you, honestly pretty surprised, but he does have to break it up. 

#ddadds #dream daddy #robert small #joseph christiansen #hugo vega #damien bloodmarch #brian harding #craig cahn #mat sella #mod max

[aegyotrashcan]

NCT: Kinks

Anon: could you do NCT kinks please?

a/n: I did only the adults, of course, no babies allowed!! >:( I know that Mark turned 18 recently but idk I still feel like he’s a smol child so I didn’t include him. Also this has smuttish content ahead so beware!!

Taeil:

close contact e.g spooning or missionary; something that allows as much touching as possible.

light bondage

hair pulling

scratches

moaning

light dirty talk

Johnny:

pet play

prefers being called his name but to spice things up, every so often he’ll to be called: Daddy, Sir, Master, etc and he has pet names galore for you, the most common being kitten or baby girl/boy

oral

sex toys

anal

Taeyong:

likes being dominant (but will sub easily & melt if u call him “baby boy”)

pet names (linking with the previous point, such as “baby boy” or a Korean pet name)

romantic sex

biting

((wants to try something more hardcore but he’s nervous he’ll hurt you so for now, everything is romantic & soft))

Yuta:

He’s so kinky jfc

He’s up for pretty much every kink that exists but his favourites are:

risk (not locking the door, public bathroom, etc)

dress up (maids, police officer, doctor, etc)

shibari

feet

nipple play

sex toys

the list could go on & on tbh

Doyoung:

sleepy morning sex

make up sex/angry sex

being tied up

being dominated

you moaning his name

orgasm denial/overstimulation/multiple orgasms (for him or you)

Ten:

oral

teasing (with his pretty fingers sdfghjkl)

shower sex

spanking (the light & playful kind)

eye contact

Jaehyun:

teasing you in public

sex toys

dry humping

biting

eye contact

oral

Winwin:

clothed, rushed sex

wall sex

markings (scratches/bite marks/hickeys)

foreplay

((like Taeyong, there’s stuff he wants to try but he’s too nervous to bring it up so his kinks are pretty vanilla .. for now))

#nct #nct reactions #nct smut #taeil #johnny #taeyong #yuta #doyoung #ten #jaehyun #winwin #kpop #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop smut #boy group scenarios #boy group smut

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for the headcannons meme you posted- I can't pick favs so gimmi ur hc's about ur overwatch otps and favs pls >:3c

hfdsskjghkd literally everyone is my fav but boI here we go

Ana (top tier fave i lov her and am actually planning a fic abt her as a smol)-single mom borrower, moved into the Gibralta base bc where else is a safer place to raise her daughter after the crisis, is the Sneakiest-her sole weaknesses are tea and Premium Beef aka Rein-eventually after she and Pharah stop hiding in the walls, she becomes an Overwatch agent and honestly is more compitent than any human, she’s esp. good at recon and breaking/entering and gathering intel

McHanzo (im basic lmao)-Hanzo’s the smol and he’s very angry abt it; McCree’s the tol and he’s very smug about it. gotta tease the tiny bf abt his height. he’s even shorter than usual adorable-Hanzo loves to ride in McCree’s serape, like right on his shoulder pressed up against McCree’s neck. it’s cozy, he can hide if needed , and hes touched deprived as hell let him be smushed against the tol gently-despite being a small, Hanzo’s dragons are like. cat size. they’d listen to him when he was normal height but he’s small now, so they have to protect. sometimes if he’s doing something stupid or in trouble they just pick him up w/ their mouf by the back of his shirt like a mama cat with a kitten and just tote him back home-OR McHanzo Issun-bōshi au with Hanzo as Issun-bōshi and McCree as the girl/chancellor’s daughter (but w/out the sexisim/creepiness lmao)

Roadrat-dear god is Roadhog tired because Jamie is so tiny and he never sleeps and he nearly died like twenty times this week-Jamie sleeps in a jar bc if he were anywhere else he’d climb out and cause a mess. on no less than seven occasion Mako has awoken to fire. now Jamie is banished to a jar and doesn’t get up til Mako does, until he gets his pyromaniac tendencies under control-Mako had nice eyebrows until Jame Fire Incident No. 5. now he has to pencil them in -Mako is selectively mute, but sometimes Jamie hides in his scarf and pretends to be Mako’s voice for him. no one questions where the voice is coming from and why Mako’s mouth doesn’t open when he talks. too intimidating-Jamie is the only one who isn’t intimidated by Mako at all, despite their size difference. if anything, half the time he doesn’t notice the size difference. Mako’s just a teddy bear to him.

BunnyRibbit-Ultimate borrower duo they’re smol but they’re fierce-how have they not died of malnutrition all they borrow is chips and soda and occasionally cake-would absolutely do anything for each other including fighting tols and rats-OR tol!Hana with smol!Lucio, lil pocket frog boy who likes to sing. he’s smol and it gives him the most unique voice and he loves sitting on his gf’s shoulder and serenading her-OR tol!Lucio and smol!Hana, Lucio gets NO rest because Hana is everywhere she won’t stop how is she this energetic plEASE STO P YOU’LL GET HURT-tiny!Hana absolutely stole a Barbie RC car so now she has the coolest ride. just this pink blur on the floor shes everywhere it’s incredible

other ideas I like-team Talon all being smols except for Akande who has to deal with tiny Reaper who wants to get revenge on his ex Jack, tiny Sombra who’s absolutely everywhere at once, tiny Moria who’s too busy doing SCIENCE to be CAREFUL, and tiny Widow but she’s p chill actually-Amelie/Gerard with Amelie as a smol, who wound up small due to Talon genetic testing and stuff, now she lives in the walls of Gerard’s apartment and although she’s pretty stoic and defensive oh no he’s cute-Gabe/Torb/Rein/Jack/Ana being the BEST borrowing squad ever. or like, a team of smol Overwatch agents bc wow they can do so much others can’t either way they’re the bomb-Symmetra as a tol, she helps build cities of hard light and they’re always perfect and precise and beautiful-literal pocket Mercy-Genji with lil Zen floating on his shoulder like an angel; OR tol calm Zenyatta with tiny Genji who’s nyoom everywhere you can’t catch me Zen watch this backflip here i go-literal gentle giant Reinhardt-TALL BRIGITTE IM GAY

ANYWAYS I LOVE OVERWATCH AND U SHOULDNT ALLOW ME TO TALK ABOUT IT BC I RAMBLE FOREVER SORRY IM JUST. GT OVERWATCH. OH BOY

#tinypancakes #THANKS FRIENDO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER #gt overwatch #tinywatch #g/t #giant tiny #ask #THIS ISNT EVEN ALL MY SHIPS L M A O