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treetrunkreblog · 2 years
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Spam’s just a really unlucky guy
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inbetweenhours · 9 months
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Having big feelings about my fanon Empires SMP timeline and worldbuilding so I'm handing out the list of the names I use for both the season one and two emperors, as well as their parents (and siblings).
I think I was doing slow reveal with my family doodles but I was looking at them again and I miss them, so names below the cut!
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Names in quotations are the "true names" of characters who deal with fae naming conventions ;]
I bolded the cc's character names just for readability :]
Have fun! I don't offer any culture/lore explanations but if u wanna ask about why things are the way they are I'll answer reblogs and asks with delight!
SEASON 1
Queen Mairieth (Ansley) and Prince Consort Druindar (Devnet) of Rivendell, parents of Prince Smajor (Scott) and Prince Xornoth (Conan)
Lady Fable G and Lord Casilo E of House Sausage of Mythland, parents of Mythical J of House Sausage (I totally fucked this up in the art and called them king/queen, that's not true lol)
Empress Angie of The Ocean Empire, mother of Princess Lizzie and Prince Jimmy
Emperor Marley and Empress Kimber of The Lost Empire, parents of Prince Joey, Prince Mickey, Princess Nickey, and Princess Tammy
Lady Kitty (Kaitlyn-Aldreda) of House Blossom, parent of Lady Katherine(-Elizabeth)
Queen Ariel of Mezalea, predecessor of King Joel
Mr LeeryDoe & Ms KeenBronze from The Grimlands, parents of FailWhip* and GeminiTay
*FailWhip is Fwhip's given name, Fwhip is a nickname he prefers.
Guardian Jillian and Aureate Moon of Gilded Helianthia, parents of Pearlescent Moon
Queen Techna Riffs and Vigil Keeper Innov Riffs of Pixandria, parents of Pixl Riffs
Shrub Berry's parents canonically have names already (Fern and Rose Berry) so I havent replaced them :]
SEASON 2
Starting off saying because of how my fanon works for empires the following Emperors won't have named parents: Joel, False, Oli, & Gem 💔
Joram M of House Sausage, King of The Gilded Mythlands & Ms Saga, servant of House Sausage; biological parents of Mythical J (Sausage) of Sanctuary
Mrs Jessie & Mr William Solidarity from Tumble Town, parents of Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity
Mrs Clink & MrThwip from The Goblands, parents of Fwhip
Mr David SaorseBright & Ms Ailis MajorHart, parents of Lord Scott SaorseMajor of Chromia & Conan SaorseMajor
Mrs Taffy & Mr Jodie from Animalia, parents of Mayor Lizzie
Mrs Bonnie & Ms Rob from Eversea, parents of Pirate Joe
Queen Christine and King Theodore Elizabeth of Glimmer Grove, parents of Princess Katherine Elizabeth
Tekh RiffSafe & Jane Lakcrash from Cogsmeade, parents of Pix LakRiffs
I also named Witch Shelby's Grandmother Willow :]
That's everyone! Thank u for indulging me if you're reading this! I have so many thoughts about Empires <33
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hi!! i was wondering if you knew of any rat art blogs and any tips for drawing rats? thanks!
oo okay 
I'm not sure of any blogs specifically for rat art off the top of my head ?
My #ref tag has a bit of stuff, but not tons. You'll also wanna see #motion of slowness and #videos for study
I recommend tips for drawing any animal 
start with the major components to the animal's body. Give its body and head more attention than its fingers/paws and eyes for now
watch lots of footage of it
watch slowmo videos
Get familiar with its movement and common behaviors
view its skeletal/muscular structures if you can
print out photos and draw big, simple shapes over them to break down the major parts
note the shapes' proportions relative to one another
think of each body part as an object instead of a body part
>>> E.g. if you're drawing an eye, don't be like "damm I have to draw this rat's eye". Be like "okay blueberry time, gotta draw this blueberry" 
>>> E.g. drawing a rat's body? Nah babe, that’s a few bigass grapes. Draw those grapes  
trace outlines over printed photos
graduate to freehanding with refs in front of you
start freehanding by memory, using your simple shapes and understanding of the anatomy + proportions to help you
hone in on finer details using the same tactics above: the shape of the ears, placement of eyes on head, slope of the snoot, angles of the legs, so on
bonus: print out photos of skeletal/muscular builds and try drawing in the animal on top
remember to try not to think of each part as that part.
E.g. you're not drawing a rat's ear, you're drawing a teardrop. Drawing a rat tongue? Corner of a Laffy Taffy
make sure you graduate from doing just side views and front views to more dynamic perspectives
Here's stuff specific to rats 
Comprehensive, excellent, but french rat tutorial
Simple pet rat tutorial
Rat body language
Anatomy tips
VERY basic tutorial
How 2 Draw Animals: rat
Bean rats
Dragoart's rat tutorial
Lil toony guys
Head shape studies
More head shape studies
Body shape studies
Rat Tutorial by NezuPanda
Assorted refs
Ultimate rat tutorial
Distinguishing rat heads
How to draw common rodents
Rat shapes
Rat tutorial with a ref photo
A few blogs with great rat art 
@corvuskatana
@sivsii
@dromaeocore
@cecelovesrats
@vashkareeth
@owlet
@ratsarecute4
@shrimpu-art
@grrreenrat
@saduniblin
@refurdraws
@shivers-sketches
@nopalrabbit
@groundpear
@rattinos
@ratsnrats
@flxwer-prince
@bedupolker
@fated-normal-767
@healingwhiskers
@bobthedragon
TONS more!
And here's some general resources: 
Free software
More software, some free
Before each time you draw
Creating OCs
Coloring with lighting
Quick simplistic coloring
Spectacular ref tool
Custom 3D model of your specific character
Backgrounds via Minecraft
3D avatar model (humans)
Tracing
Traditional vs digital color theory
Paint Tool SAI brushes
Photoshop tips
Queer labels generator
Lineart & weight
Animation Masterpost
Stylization
Drawing heads
Foreshortening
Foreshortening 2
Assessing how to improve
BIGASS masterpost
Easily the MOST important tip
And general art help blogs! 
@drawing-references-tutorials
@drawing-suggestions
@drawingden
@artistencyclopedia
@amalas-tutorial-and-inspiration
@etheringtonbrothers
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drawthething · 1 year
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I wanted to give you an actual ask, unlike last time, haha (hopefully this is a fun one).
What're some of your favorite end credits songs of the show? A few of mine include (but are not limited to, because I know I will forget a bunch that I love):
--"Doing a Dance ('Cause I've Got Pesto in My Pants)" from Season 9, Episode 15, "The Fresh Princ-Ipal") (this one lives rent free in my head oh my god)
--"Wonder Wharf (Wharf of Wonder)" from Part One of the Season 4 "Wharf Horse" finale
--"I Love U So Much (It's Scary)" from Season 6, Episode 3, "The Hauntening"
--"Buenos Dias Como Estas (Me Llamo Tina)" from Season 6, Episode 6, "The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover"
--"Goblins, Ghouls, Ghosts, & Bears" from Season 12, Episode 3 "The Pumpkinening"
--"Loft Bed" from Season 12, Episode 7, "Loft in Bedslation"
--Teddy's cover of "Somewhere Beyond the Sea" from Season 7, Episode 2 "Sea Me Now" (this one is definitely S-Tier)
--"I'll Be Around" from Season 12, Episode 11 "Touch of Eval(uations)"
--"Morse Code" From Season 9, Episode 9, "UFO No You Didn't"
--"Best Couple Friends" from Season 8, Episode 14 "The Trouble with Doubles" (seriously, why did this one get stuck in my head so easily?)
"We're Just Children Watching You" from Season 11, Episode 11 "Romancing the Beef"
--"Turkey, I Need You Beside Me" from Season 11, Episode 7 "Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid"
And now I need to physically restrain myself from adding more so you can actually answer this with other outros, hahaha
PLEASE the Pesto in my pants song fricking lives rent free in my head too
Thank you for the ask 😭 I was so born to answer this 🤌 The bobs burgers outros are just never not amazing ya know?
• Basically any outro that's like visually stylized 👀: Horse Wharf I? Yes without my Zeke? Eight grade runner? Perfecta! The animation sequences are just so creative and the music is hella epic (hello? Linda's vocals in Horse Wharf? Mind blowing!)
• Taffy Butt: my boy Jimmy Jr dancing like a happy idiot sabotaging the animation budget plus the most catchy hilarious song ever? Gimme gimme gimme
• 99 Red Balloons: this song got stuck in my head for daysss. And the slow mo gig is just too golden and awesome. Fantastic way to end a season 😭
• The Gene Mile: l-look at Bob, look at him in his fanboy CAKE T-shirt, crying jamming to the art of high fiving. Ain't that the most beautiful thing ever 🤣?
• Bad stuff happens in the bathroom: I meannn, no question right? Everyone (and I mean e v e r y o n e) singing and the camera zooming out and oh my god it's a fricking genius finale outro I'm-
• Hot pants rain dance: them muppets dancing and wiggling and having fun plus the song that sooo needs an extended version are just 😌👌
• I've got a Yum Yum: Linda is a national treasure. She's so dorky in this ep 😭😭😭
• Also Teddy's cover for Beyond the Sea: I've really got a soft spot for this Teddy ep and this outro's just too perfect
• Just what I needed: the way they end this ep is just really well done and so is the outro 🤌 I looove the singing and the kiss sequences :D
• Slumber Party Fashion Show: catchy tunes? Check. Iconic catwalk? Check. Also this ep is so good arghh
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miss-mossball · 2 years
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I posted 634 times in 2021
425 posts created (67%)
209 posts reblogged (33%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 0.5 posts.
I added 969 tags in 2021
#doodle heaven - 318 posts
#my ocs - 258 posts
#rou's amazing ocs - 77 posts
#' x ' <( - 65 posts
#bunny lapin - 56 posts
#rou's amazing art - 55 posts
#aretieans - 38 posts
#vanicho - 37 posts
#persona - 36 posts
#prince haze - 29 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#i love him a lot but hes not the perfect prince charming he seems to be to iris! u just get to see the happy haze with iris most the time
My Top Posts in 2021
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google maps vibes
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A couple of new ocs for me and @DuckRoulette <3 
I drew them ages ago, but just recently got around to finishing them(with the help of Rou <3) They're Oreo and Taffy, our newest ship u3u <3
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my ideas behind folds in fabric :v<
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Rabbit rabbit! Happy April!! 
have some fursona Bunny!
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I’m fuckin OBSESSED with these lil guys i might just draw each one i find Q<Q
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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →
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yumotohakone · 7 years
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This will be my masterpost for my gemsonas! As more bios are posted, more gems will be revealed!
Laze
Periwinkle
Trilly
Prince
Vera
Taffy
Baby Blue
Knight
Orchid
Viri
(Like my designs? Check out my gemsona adoptables here!)
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bluepallilworld · 4 years
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Hey I made a ship kid ! I never thought I'd make one someday. But I put the blame on @zu-is-here for this (and @help-im-a-gay-fish and @ginganinga-xox because why not). It's a dark cream child.
Oh I forgot to tag @official-darkxunshine-kids
Say hello to Mimosa!
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[I should update a bit the infos here at one point]
Name: Mimosa (From a star in the constellation of the Southern Cross)
Full name: Mimosa Blade Screwdriver (name's pretty much never used)
Kind: squeleton boi
birthday: 19th of february (2012 baby)
Likes: fluffy things, listening to stories, be surrounded by friendly faces, his squishy tentacles, grabbing things, finding colorful fabric...
Dislikes: being ignored, sad faces, blushing too much, spicy food, being away from his adopted family for too long.
Sibling: Mu
Friends: Lint, Mynn
This is 8, 9, 10 and 11 years old Mimosa refs↓ baby boi is now 12 so these designs are the old. The current one is the one at the start of the ref↑
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Mimosa likes to hold his tentacles like a Teddy Bear. He can't really control them (one day perhaps) so if he release them, the tentacles are just gonna be dragging behind him.
He just appeared one day and stayed. He's kinda adopted but he doesn't care at all. However, he really wants to blend in the family.
He has a habit of tearing up fabric he found to put on his clothes with sloppy stitches.
He's pretty much useless in battles despite his odd robustness. He tried to used his tentacles like a whip one time and only end up hurting himself.
Mimosa lives in @creative-firebug 's dark cream family !
Boyo has a whole backstory ! I'm lazy so just click on this link to have the resume with links towards each work related to his backstory→ HERE
Dark cream family writings
Important infos towards his magic capacity !
Color of magic!
Mimosa's favorite onesie!
Socks / redraw
Still socks
Halloween costume
Disney prince and princess
Mimosa likes his sis
Knifu with Draco
His baby version (at the bottom of the post)
His teen version
His adult version (future timeline)
His demon version
Ready to steal your socks!/ Demon Mimosa
Socks have been stolen/demon Mimosa
His human version
His adult+human version
Blep
Goth mermaid Mimosa, no comment
CAT
A badly draw comic about how he met his sib'
Spooky kid (spooky tw)
Kiss?
Screenshot game/ weird faces
Having fun with picrew 1
Christmas art
Blancket cuddles (ask)
Not a baby anymore ! (ask)
Doodle dump
Baby wants up (baby version)
Huggie (ask)(hug request from Kotika)
The (ask)
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Pancakus (Kenzie)
French of the fries (Kenzie)
Demon Mimosa (Ama)
Mimosa (Ama)
He loves you (Ama)
Time to steal socks/demon Mimosa (Red anon)
Cakes! (Red anon)
The group/human adults+kid (Karma)
Family power! (Bug)
Butterflies aren't knifes!/Writing (Bug)
Lil' doodle (Bug)
Cute siblings together (Bug)
Mimosa, the bean (AC)
Shipkid september (Taffy)
Humfem!demon!Mimosa OwO (Bengallemon)
Birthday ! (Drag)
Meeting the "alternate sis'" (Drag')
Also birthday (Tsar)
Mimosa and Malignance ❤️ (Yuri)
BOYO MUSIC (Solia)
Huggie with lil' sis (Zuz✨)
HE'S FLYING (Zuz)
Him face (Zuz)
String game with Ursula (AC)
Artfight (Psy)
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atopearth · 5 years
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Shall we Date? Wizardess Heart Part 20 - Zeus Brundle Route
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Well, that story about the Nighttime and Daytime kingdom was rather dark! The nighttime prince liked the daytime princess and the king of the latter tricked the prince saying that if he could navigate out of this labyrinth, he’ll let them be together, but the labyrinth actually had no exit, and it’s said that his ghost still wanders through it to this day, like wth? How morbid, and how disgusting of the king to do such a thing if it were a true story. Anyway, so the story is set two years after the heroine entered the academy! I guess she must be pretty capable then! Ooh, so there’s a new headmaster and the secret night class has finally been revealed and will be integrating with the normal daytime classes.
The new headmaster is…interesting, a dragon?? And nice, Klaus recommended her to become a Prefect and now she’ll have a Prefect judge to check if she’s worthy, guess it’ll be Zeus? And yep he is, and he’s arrogant and looking down on the heroine already! So nostalgic to see that first CG though, this is when the art changed for Wizardess Heart so this is kinda like another milestone for me in this game, since I still remember thinking how far away I was from the Zeus route when it first came out lol. Lmao at how childish Zeus is, furiously smacking her balcony window to get her to go have tea with him and then when she says no (very logically, since it’s 11pm and she’s going to sleep), he just keeps banging on the window lolll, what a nightmare. How cuteee, Hiro and Zeus have matching earrings! I didn’t even realise! So glad Amelia told Klaus that Zeus practically kidnapped her lmao. Alike the heroine, I don’t know how to feel about the entrance to the Night class being in a cemetery and in a coffin😶😶
Nooooooo! That thing Zeus summoned is not Taffy! It can’t be Taffy! It’s so not cuteee😭 I love how Caesar couldn’t stop laughing when Hiro and Klaus told him that Zeus tried to summon a dragon but instead summoned a stuffed animal toy🤣🤣🤣 Lmao, how cute that Caesar becomes a little piggy when he’s kissed! So cute lol. Zeus looked so adorable when he laughed at Caesar lolll, he’s still a jerk though for being mean to Caesar, Caesar’s vulnerable right now!!🤣 Zeus is such a show off though hahaha, wonder why he could summon a fairy dragon, but when it came to the black dragon he summoned the “suspicious” Taffy again? 🤔 Lollll I guess there won’t be a day that goes by with Zeus that won’t be exciting as it is stressful lol, full didn’t tell her the Prefect trial was today! At least he helped her out by teasing her and everything so she would be less nervous I guess lol. Ooh there’s three trials, good for her that she passed the first one, so cute when she held his hands in excitement of Zeus passing her and he blushed, he’s so innocent lmao. Lolol when the heroine got caught in that book and had to play out this prince and princess love story, and lol even though Zeus pranked her by nearly tricking her into kissing him when he went to get her out of the book, she’s lucky that he came haha.
It’s actually pretty funny how she wants to learn how to be a proper Prefect through following Alfonse and seeing what he does for a day, and Zeus gets all jealous that she doesn’t respect him the same way, so he follows her around trying to convince her otherwise lol. I hatee it when the heroine shows her childish jealousy, it’s okay to be jealous, but the way she shows it by being so annoying just infuriates me zzzz. At least Hiro came along to tell her that Zeus seems to feel the same way about her since he only talks about her these days and that he’s been really furious after their fight. Wow, the heroine went into the wrong coffin to go to the Night Class, why am I not surprised lol. At least she got to meet Lucious, you gotta love how much he doesn’t mince his words, and you gotta agree with him, why couldn’t she just tell her feelings to him tomorrow? This now or never thing doesn’t apply if you get lost so easily and could literally have been stuck there for however long if Lucious didn’t appear. Or I guess he wasn’t needed lol, since Zeus summoned the heroine with a magic circle since he couldn’t find her lmao. Great idea I have to say.
Awwwww! That CG with Zeus blushing and giving her the stardust grass she said she wanted to see was so adorableee! He’s so cute! I’m surprised that he so honestly admitted that he liked her from the very beginning and that’s why he kept teasing her, he really is such a kid lmao. Why did they give the heroine a brooch carrying a herb that can bend someone’s will permanently?!? Is the heroine not clumsy enough?? Even if they can track it and can know when it’s separated from the heroine, what’s the point when it’s lost?? Sigh, that’s pretty careless and thoughtless of the headmaster and Klaus to do tbh. Well, as expected, I guess Lucious is that prince that got trapped in the labyrinth trying to reach his princess… Truly a saddening story that he continues to wander in that labyrinth for eternity even though the princess passed away so long ago😭😭 Lmao it’s so cute how protective Zeus and Klaus are when it comes to the heroine, the only time when they don’t argue with each other haha.
I thought Zeus was the one who took the brooch but since they said they could track the brooch, I wondered why they couldn’t detect that it was with him? Anyway, seems like they need the Devil Whisper to do something to the labyrinth guard so that they can somehow get Lucious out of the labyrinth. Sure, it’s nice that Zeus is willing to do so much for a friend, but he tricked the heroine and who knows what happened to Klaus and them since they got dropped into some void! What if they’re stuck forever somewhere too? It’s a terrible thing to do regardless of the reasons, they trusted him😒 Lucious’ story is so saddening, he loved the princess so much that he was willing to go through the trial of the labyrinth for her, but since he was from an enemy kingdom, the princess’ father tricked him into being trapped in there forever so he could never come near his daughter again and I guess he could rid of an enemy’s son, so even better…
Oh, so with the Devil’s Whisper, they can control the Minotaur and the Minotaur has the power to destroy the labyrinth and finally set Lucious free huh? Tbh, nothing about seeing that story really added anything to what I thought their story was about, but I guess it was eye opening for the heroine to experience it as the princess, regardless though, even if what Zeus is doing isn’t exactly wrong in the sense that he just wants to help Lucious because of all the suffering he had to go through, Zeus isn’t exactly right either, especially with dragging everyone into this and doing what he wants without care for anything besides what he thinks is right, which is pretty selfish but I guess that’s how he is after all lol. I wonder if Lucious knows about this plan, since apparently the labyrinth and the copy of the castle or whatever is the only place preserving Lucious and the princess’ memories of their love, so destroying the labyrinth doesn’t sound that good of an idea either.
I’m glad the heroine told him off for being so selfish, I can’t believe he was planning to get Lucious out and then tell him the princess has been dead for a long time, that’s so irresponsible and cruel! How could he not even consider his feelings at all! This is Lucious’ choice! Even if it will extremely hurt him to learn the truth, it is still something he has to decide for himself - whether he remains here with the memories of the princess or leaves the labyrinth to regain his freedom. Seeing Lucious so earnestly cry over the fact he broke his promise to the princess by having never gotten out of the labyrinth was just so painful to see… It was nice to see Zeus sincerely apologise for not telling him. I never doubted that Klaus and them would be fine, but I’m still glad to see them okay. Ohhhh, Caesar is a descendant of the Baroque family, which are the ones who cursed Lucious and chained his soul to the labyrinth, so basically if the labyrinth is destroyed, Lucious will die too? It was really cute how the heroine said she didn’t mind being stuck in the painting with Zeus for eternity if they couldn’t get out though haha.
The good thing that’s coming out of this is that Zeus is learning to be more considerate of others through the heroine. By listening and trying to understand things from her perspective, he is maturing and learning to be not as selfish by thinking about how others feel. Although it doesn’t seem like they’ll divulge who actually controlled the Minotaur to go on that rampage in this route, it’s nice to know that they will continue to work and find a way to save Lucious and that he looks forward to seeing what the world is like outside the labyrinth. And the heroine became a prefect~ Getting an all day tour of the Night Class sounds rather interesting lol, is there anything to see in the day haha? The ending was so cute with them teasing each other with kisses, Zeus blushing is so cute hahaha.
Overall, Zeus’ route was all right. He’s more on the boyish childish side with all the “being mean to the girl he likes” kinda trope and it can show how selfish of a person he can be, but I did like how near the end, the heroine called him out on being selfish and so because of her, he learned to be more considerate of others. Their relationship was like a pair of bickering kids who just love arguing with each other all the time, but I guess it is quite cute, especially when Zeus reveals his feelings honestly. Story-wise I feel that most of it was just them fighting and bonding through the Prefect trials and then suddenly wanting to save Lucious, so I feel that the transition was rather haphazard, but it was okay, route wasn’t bad, I kinda liked it haha.
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treetrunkreblog · 2 years
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Who are these people
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dork-empress · 5 years
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Dad Jokes
Part of my ‘another 100 Dragon Prince Aus’ oneshot collection
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Harrow has a unique parenting style. His children and everyone else are not a fan.
“You boys get a good night sleep?” Harrow asked as his sons filed into the kitchen, grabbing plates of toast and eggs (Callum) and sugary cereal (Ezran.)
“I had a weird dream,” Ezran said, “I was riding on a hippopatomas made of taffy, and I couldn’t stop eating his ears. I thanked him, but he couldn’t hear me!”
“Huh,” Harrow said, “Maybe it means you need to listen more,” he grabbed Ezran’s ear, making the boy scrunch up his face. “I had a wild dream too, I dreamt the entire ocean was made of orange soda. It was only when I woke up that I realized it was just a fanta sea.”
Callum and Ezran stared at their father for a good long moment. Callum got up, turning around and heading back to his room. “Nope. Going back to bed. Goodnight.”
“Welcome, Mr. Katolis, please sit,” Mr. Aaravos said, Callum squirming before him. This was just a routine meeting with the school counselor to talk about Callum’s grades and future plans, but he knew Callum hated every second of it.
“Hello, there.” Harrow said, sitting comfortably beside his step-son, “So, how’s he doing?”
“Callum’s grades are quite good,” Aaravos said, his deep voice echo-y, “He has an excellent memory, which makes his test scores very promising.”
“Hey, not bad,” Harrow said, giving Callum a friendly punch on the arm.
“However,” Aaravos continued, and the word alone gave Harrow a chill down his spine, “His teachers have reported he could use some help in his writing skills. He gets to the point, but he could use some more practice.”
“Well, he always was better with the visual arts rather than written ones. But I mean, that’s not exactly going to send him out on the street. Besides he’d first have to weigh the prose and cons.”
Aaravos and Callum were silent for a long moment as the pun washed over them. Finally Callum buried his face in his hands.
Harrow and Viren had been law partners for a long time. They went to school together, they did internships together, and they went into their own practice together.
Which didn’t mean that Viren didn’t sometimes want to kill him.
“Hey,” Harrow said to him, passing by his desk, “I’ll get those reports to you this afternoon, alright? Bob Marley’s giving me some trouble.”
Viren screwed up his face, “Bob Marley?”
“The printer,” Harrow explained, “He be Jammin.’”
Viren took a deep breath, “Don’t you have children to inflict these on now?”
“Oh I’m already texting them.”
“Hey dad?” Ezran called through the house, “Ellis wants to hang out, what time is my dentist appointment?”
“Tooth-hurty,” he answered without hesitation.
Ezran stared him down, unamused. “Actually it’s at 3, make sure you’re back by then.”
“Thanks for the ride, Mr. Katolis,” Rayla said, getting into his minivan, because of course he had a minivan. “We were talking earlier, and were wondering if we could stop and get some chips on the way home?”
“Fries,” Callum corrected, “In America they’re called French Fries.”
“Oh, right,” Rayla shook her head, “So weird.”
“It IS weird,” Harrow agreed, “And you know, they weren’t even cooked in France! They were cooked in grease.”
Rayla just barely managed to stop Callum from jumping out the moving car.
It was a quiet afternoon. Everyone in the Katolis-Prince house was working on their own thing, the children on their homework, Harrow on his laptop.
Then, Ezran looked up, “What rhymes with orange?”
“No it doesn’t,” Callum said, without even thinking. Ezran looked confused. “What doesn’t rhyme with orange.” he explained.
Ezran and Harrow now both blinked at him, “Did you…” Ezran said, “Did you just tell a dad joke?”
Callum’s eyes went wide at the realization, “Oh sh--”
Harrow, meanwhile, was tearing up. He jumped up off the table and went to hug him, “You really ARE my son!”
“Dad! No! Why!” Callum said, trying to struggle out of his grip, “Not like this! I didn’t want it like this!”
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xadianwolf · 3 years
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🌒Book I: Moon🌒
🩸Bloodthirsty🩸
- So Rayla is trying to get her binding off, probably because either: 1) She thinks it's unnecessary or 2) Soon the princes may notice it and start asking questions. And since this binding represents Ezran's life, she doesn't want them to hate her for swearing herself to kill him
- Rayla's and Bait's staring contest is hilarious...until Bait grosses her out
- Rayla looking sadly at the princes when the bells chime. She knows she must tell then someday, but doesn't want to hurt them...
- On one hand, Viagra's actions are suspicious since he wants to get rid of Harrow's body so soon, also traditions matter. On the other hand, the whole situation with the elves is very unstable and it needs quick action. As much as I hate Virus, he sorta is right. Doesn't excuse him being an idiot though.
- You noticed the princes are missing just now?! Well, the whole situation is quite messy, so I can't really blame them.
- Virus using Claudia's knowledge and Dark Magic powers for his own benefit. Yeah, I have no kindness for him.
- Aww, Rayla just wants to bond with Callum. She's also a bit nervous because of the last night.
- Callum is so open with his insecurities and I love it.
- Awww, Ez being a cinnamon roll with his taffy hippo dream. Also Rayla softening AND adressing Callum as prince even though he thinks he's bad at it. So sweet.
- While on the first watch Callum's "elves drink blood" was cruel, he's been living his whole life hearing those rumors, so I can't blame him.
- I've seen Amaya on screen for only a minute and I already stan this badass general with a soft spot for her nephews. Also breakfast.
- As mad as Rayla was at Callum, you can't dent she secretly LOVES his art style.
- Gren, you just saved Rayla's life! (Gotta love a good character-driven story)
- Yeesh, Amaya, I know you hate elves, but that's too far.
- Did Rayla just give these guards an elven equivalent of the finger?
(Also a side fun fact that's completely unnecessary but I'll tell ya anyway: when I first saw Rayla having four fingers, I thought "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU, RAYLA?!" But then I learned that elves in TDP actually have four fingers was like "Oh. Okay then")
- Bait uses his flash trick again.
- Callum tries to do good, but ends up making things worse.
- Unpopular opinion: I actually like Rayla better without her braid. Fight me.
- Fear of water being forshadowed again.
- Oh no, they sent a tracker after them!
- As cruel as Rayla was, she was right to be angry. Callum knew the blood drinking rumor wasn't true and yet called her a monster, though not verbally. Of course it hurt.
- No, don't crown Virus!
- Good timing, Amaya! Yeah, suffer, Vitamin!
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dominguezjordan94 · 4 years
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jaeminlore · 7 years
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Healing // Lee Jeno
spinoff to this
the prompt: could you imagine healer!jeno treating you after you tripped and scraped your knee bc he wasn’t looking where he was walking (he was too immersed in a medical textbook) and bumped into you etc etc
words: 1981
category: fluff
warning: heart attack mention, blood mention
author note: war flashbacks to when my anons all attacked me with fluffy thoughts abt healer jeno. this is for you guys.
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All his life, Jeno had been obsessed with the art of healing. The thought that a few rare plants mashed together and boiled could literally stop a person from dying was so amazing to him. When he was old enough to go to a trading school, he didn’t choose knight training like every other twelve-year-old. He chose healing.
He wanted to become someone others could look up to. Someone who could take care of others and make them feel happy and safe. So, as the only student who chose healing, he worked directly under the castle’s healer, Mr. Kim.
Mr. Kim was Jeno’s biggest inspiration. He had taken care of the king and queen, and had even delivered the crown prince. He had stopped a plague from starting by simply reversing it and having the entire kingdom drink a special blend of tea for weeks. He was amazing. Filled with knowledge of all kinds, he knew which plant you were talking about even if all you could do was give him the shape. All the information was formatted into his brain like a second instinct. Jeno wanted the knowledge of Mr. Kim.
To get this, Mr. Kim told Jeno that all he had to do was read. Read, study, and memorize until it felt like he was going to explode from all the information he was learning. Also, repetition was key. He was to be quizzed weekly on the things he had studied, all while retaining the practical information Mr. Kim had given him. For three years, Jeno had worked his hardest without giving up once. This is what he set out to do, and he was going to do it no matter how hard it got. People were depending on him.
Especially when Jeno turned sixteen, for Mr. Kim suffered a heart attack and died instantly. There was nothing to do, and no way to save him. Jeno, as the only healer left in the kingdom, was put in charge and given the title of the new castle healer.
He had no time to grieve, really. That was okay, since Jeno really didn’t want time to catch up with him and find him sobbing in a corner. Instead, he threw himself into studying even more. Any time he wasn’t helping someone, he was studying. One of his current obsessions was finding a common way to prevent sudden heart attacks. If there was a way he could make a tea blend to give to hardworking adults that would heal their hearts, he was going to find it. He was going to use every piece of information Mr. Kim had left with him. He was going to make his old mentor proud.
Jeno was lonely sometimes. His parents lived far away in the village, and he didn’t see them as often as he would’ve liked to. He had friends, a group of boys ranging in the highest rank of a prince to the lowest rank of a servant. There were seven of them, all loyal to each other as friends. Prince Jaemin was perhaps Jeno’s closest friend. The prince himself was lonely, as many people heard the rumors of him leaving a mysterious lover behind in the village.
Jeno and Jaemin leaned on each other a lot during their eighteenth year. Jaemin came to the Jeno’s clinic to escape the realities of royalty, and Jeno was able to study for a while as the prince labeled vials and stocked shelves.
Jeno never stopped studying. He never stopped finding new ways to invent news potions and pastes in an attempt to make his own medicine for heart attacks. So far, he had only succeeded in accidentally turning his tongue purple. How that happened, he had no idea. Still, he kept working towards his ultimate goal. This usually meant he could be found walking around the castle, his nose in a book filled with medical terminologies not even the king could understand.
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You were a lady-in-waiting with a restless heart. Your mother wanted you to be the future queen, so you were never allowed outside of the castle. You were barely allowed in the courtyards, to be honest. With all of your lessons and fittings, you had no time to go off and do your own thing like the people you always read about.
Adventure novels were your favorites. Stories of men and women who refused to let anyone boss them around. Instead, they broke away from the norm and went off to fight battles much bigger than themselves. You wished to become one of those people. As soon as you were eighteen, you were going to move to the village without a word to your mother. You were going to live life without expectations and duties. Perhaps you would become a fishermen, or a shop owner. Perhaps you would go back to school and become a knight.
It was the weekend, and your mother had slept in. That was how you found yourself prancing around the court barefoot, your hair unbrushed and looking anything but ladylike. You greeted all of the officials and servants with happy greetings as you danced by, feeling the freedom that the wind offered you. You weren’t paying attention to anyone, which was perhaps the reason you were bumped into from behind. You were pushed to the floor, a stinging pain creeping up your legs as your knees hit the stone ground.
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I was reading and I didn’t see you. Are you okay?”
You pushed yourself into a sitting position and looked at the person who had pushed you. Suddenly, it was as if the wind had been knocked from your lungs. He was handsome. Not quite in the way the prince was, with playful glances and bouncy steps. No, this was a softer type of beautiful, and you found yourself liking it so much more.
He offered you a hand, which you took, stumbling a bit. You then pulled up your skirts and looked at down to see blood running down your legs slowly. “Well that can’t be good…” you said casually.
The boy let out a laugh at your unbothered voice. He simply gestured for you to put your skirts down. “Follow me. I’ll get you cleaned up.”
You followed, not quite sure who this strange boy was. Nevertheless, when he smiled at you, you felt he could be trusted. “Who are you anyways?”
“Oh, I’m Jeno.” He offered his arm to you, since you were struggling to walk. “I’m the castle’s healer.”
“Really? I thought it was a man named Mr. Kim.”
“It was.” Jeno scratched the back of his neck nervously as the two of you walked towards his clinic. “He passed away a few years ago.”
“I’m sorry,” you said, patting his arm in consolation. “That must’ve been hard on you.”
“It was, but over the years it’s gotten better.” Jeno pulled you into his clinic, toward the small bed nestled behind a heavy curtain. It was the bed Jeno had slept in for years, but it also served as the only bed in the clinic. If there was a patient, Jeno slept on the floor. He helped you sit on the bed, since it hurt to use your legs. “I’m still so sorry about this.”
“It’s okay,” you smiled at him. “It was an accident.” You lifted your skirts above your knees, and Jeno looked away, his cheeks slightly pink.
“Then, I’ll go get some paste that’ll close it up in no time. How does that sound?” Jeno offered you a shy glance.
“Sounds great,” you said. “However, you should hurry. Once my mother finds out that I snuck out, she’ll kill me.”
“Are you a lady-in-waiting?” Jeno looked surprised. “I’ve never seen you around before.”
“I’m usually busy with lessons, and my mother doesn’t like it when I go around the courtyards. She says it’ll give me ideas.”
“What ideas?” Jeno asked as he searched through the many shelves lining his walls. He finally extracted a jar of light green paste. “Here it is!”
“You know, she wants me to marry the prince. I don’t want to marry him. The usual lady-in -waiting drama.”
“You shouldn’t have to marry someone you don’t want to. Besides, Jaemin doesn’t want a lady-in-waiting.”
“Tell my mom that,” you said.
He bent down in front of you and extracted some paste using a wooden tongue depressor. “By the way, this might hurt so I’m sorry if it stings. It’s the skin pulling itself together.”
You nodded and braced your hands on his shoulders as he spread the paste across your wounded knees. The pain hurt just as bad as the actual scrape, and you felt tears sting the corner of your eyes. “Why does it hurt so bad?” you hissed.
Jeno grimaced. “I need to work in the formula, don’t I? It works, though. Also, when is the last time your trimmed your nails? Because the depth they are reaching in my skin is amazing.”
You released your grip. “Sorry. Although, it’s your fault for making such a painful remedy.”
“You can hold my other hand,” Jeno offered, reaching his hand toward you.
You took it without complaint, squeezing it as he applied the paste to the other knee. He apologized again, feeling his hand lose circulation from how tightly you were squeezing it.
“It’s okay,” you squeaked. “I’m not good with pain in the first place so maybe your paste isn’t so bad.”
“Oh, your pain tolerance is low.” Jeno frowned, “I should make a pill for that. Maybe a little taffy that will give you a better pain tolerance.”
“Maybe you should,” you agreed as he brought out a roll bandages and began to wrap it around your knees.
“By tomorrow morning, there won’t even be a scar,” he said, proudly pinning the bandages in place.
“Thanks,” you said. “I should be able to hide it from my mom until then. So, I don’t need to return for a checkup?”
Jeno looked down, a soft smile on his lips. “No. But you’re always free to come back and see me if you want. You know, the prince comes here to get away from his responsibilities. I wouldn’t mind it if you did as well.”
Your blush matched his as you climbed off the table. “I might just have to take you up on that offer, Jeno. Now, what do I pay you?”
“Hmm?” Jeno was too absorbed in the excitement of you returning, that he almost hadn’t heard your question. “Oh! No need to pay me!”
You frowned. “Well, I shouldn’t get healing for free. How about this?”
“How about wha—” Jeno stopped mid-sentence as you leaned forward and planted a kiss on his left cheek. “—Oh, yeah, that type of payment is okay, I suppose.”
You giggled. “I thought it would be. I’ll try to come by tomorrow and you can tell me about all those weird terms in your book.”
“Oh, you don’t want to hear about those,” he said.
“I do,” you insisted. “Trust me. I want to learn more about you and what goes on in your head.”
“Really?”
“Why do you sound so surprised?”
Jeno shrugged, “No one really cares about my studies. They all ignore me and say I should’ve been a knight.”
“If you had become a knight, who would’ve taken care of me?” you asked innocently.
Jeno smiled. “You’re right.”
“Keep working hard, Jeno. I believe in you. I’ll bring lunch tomorrow so don’t eat too much beforehand, okay?” You began to leave, satisfied with his short nod.
“Wait!” he stopped you.
When you turned to face him, he smiled brightly, his eyes turning into crescents. “Is it like a date?”
You looked down bashfully, “Yeah. It’s a date.”
~the end~
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negare-boshi · 7 years
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Gods and Wars.
This is the piece I wrote for the Hq!! Ghibli Zine, (now hq-ghibli-zine! Don’t forget to check the other amazing pieces!). Together with the awesome Taffy (check her amazing art here and cry with me), we developed this MatsuHana story, based on the movie “Princess Mononoke”. 
(it is in ao3 now as well!)
Rating: general audience.
Pairing: Matsukawa Issei / Hanamaki Takahiro
Tags: Inspired/Based on Princess Mononoke, gods and nature, a lot of other HQ!! characters make a slight appearance, 
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What had brought this moment to reality was nothing else than the inanity of human memory. Issei was not one to judge, but when he saw the blood on that cheek and when the growl of pain that crossed his chest blew his thoughts away, he couldn’t avoid the shot of rage that crossed him, head to toes. They were blind and deaf, horses with blinkers, too used to the reality they’ve made up as to change what was, obviously, not working for anyone. It didn’t matter if the blood they shed was sacred, or if the wood they burnt was holy, and it would never matter that the land they were taking away was stolen.
They thought themselves gods in a land of war and they didn’t even know in what war they were fighting anymore.
Issei breathed in and out, the world around him stuck in the second the bullet had hit the savage boy up in the rooftop of the factory. Time was not a thing anymore, because rage could control even what was uncontrollable. Issei’s chest throbbed with the beats of his heart, bum, bubum, bumbumbum. He felt rage turning into white light, a burning feeling crossing his chest and his back and his arms. Issei had spent three months controlling his emotions with iron restrain, but when the boy started to fall, unconscious, and when Issei heard the sound of the rifle being loaded again, there was no reason to control anything anymore.
Issei’s body moved on its own, the human mind forgotten. He became the rage of the forest, the sorrow of the mother fox howling on the distance, his spirits’ friends up in the north, who cried blood for the loss humans had been putting them through for decades. Issei was human but he was something else as well: a portal, a bridge between what was right and what was wrong.
There was no rightness in the way the boy fell. There was no rightness in the twisted justice gods and humans were displaying to one another.
No one saw him move, because rage didn’t care about time or logic. When Matsukawa Issei, with his curse and his fucked up emotions, took a step forward and saved what everyone else thought the devil incarnated, he lost the final vail he had worked so hard to rise.
The savage boy fell into Issei’s arms with a soft sound.
“Matsukawa—. What the fuck are you doing,” the movement of the rifle caressed Issei’s back, but even when the click of the weapon pierced through his ears, Issei didn’t turn around, nor did he face a man who had become his friend in the last month. “I asked you a question, damn it! What the fuck are you doing?!”
“Being rational!” the cry silenced even the animals on the forest, no fox’s howls to be heard. Issei was still facing the factory’s wall, an unconscious prince on his arms, and the weight of two wars upon his shoulders. He was so enraged he couldn’t stop trembling. “You build weapons and you load weapons and you shoot weapons, but when do you stop and think about the consequences of your actions? I told you! I told you: let’s stop and talk about this. But you are deaf! And blind! You don’t care about anything!”
Iwaizumi inhaled soundly and Issei’s heart knew what a low blow it had been, those mean words. He felt the rifle doubt on its target and he turned around, to face a town full of villagers he had grown to love, the face of two men he had grown to respect and the General he had sworn to obey.
The Fox Prince hung from Issei’s arms like a dead body.
“Look what you’ve done,” he said, as calmly as he could. “You could have waited and you could have let me talk; but instead of thinking, you just put your weapon out and shot away your reasoning.”
“He’s dangerous! He was gonna burn our village down!”
“And have you ever wondered why?!” Issei yelled back. “Look at what you’ve built! You ran away because the village that gave you birth hated you! Shouldn’t you know better than anyone else?”
“He’s dangerous,” Iwaizumi repeated, a step to the side, the reason he couldn’t think about anything else than protection half hidden behind him. Oikawa Tooru had grown into Issei’s heart the same way Iwaizumi Hajime had, but Oikawa was extremely stubborn, the same way he was too important for anyone around him to think outside their instilled beliefs.
“We trusted you with our treasure, Matsukawa,” Oikawa’s voice was calm and cold, a bullet on its own. “We let you in and not only did you work for fucking Ushiwaka, but now you go and save what has been trying to kill us for years. What do you want?”
Issei felt pain and anger mix inside his chest and he knew, he knew the damned curse was not hidden anymore. When everyone around him gasped, Issei had to accept the fact that he was now the outsider he had tried to avoid being for these last months.
“You are a demon,” Oikawa spit out.
The word did a weird thing to Issei’s insides. It felt worse than a knife wound, worse than the curse when he got condemned to it. It was just a word, but it expressed all of Issei’s inner fears, and it hurt.
“No, I am not.” he managed to say, the raged voice forgotten on that wound Oikawa had just inflicted. “My name is Matsukawa Issei and I come from a place where we worship the gods of the forest. This?” he pointed at the feathers on his arms. “It’s your fault. You’ve been killing this forest for almost a decade, you’ve been killing spirits and gods, destroying sacred land over and over, forgetting to respect, forgetting to honour what has never been yours. This curse—this curse that’s gonna kill me soon, it’s your damn fault! You are selfish! You built yourself a fortress and called it a village! And then proceeded to destroy every piece of magic around you, just to justify its existence! So, no, Oikawa, I’m not a fucking demon. You are.”
Iwaizumi’s rifle didn’t miss a beat. The next second, Issei’s eyes were face to face with the barrel of the weapon.
“You betrayed us,” Iwaizumi stated, and Issei’s human heart lost a bit of its strength at the truth of those words.
“I betrayed Ivy Village,” Issei accepted. “But you’ve betrayed everything else.”
“Get out of here,” Iwaizumi’s voice could be venom for all the damage he was doing to Issei’s soul. He never thought he would end up building bonds with people when he left home. There had never been a friend in his plans, and now not only had he made friends, but he had killed them as well. He was, indeed, cursed, just like Bokuto and Kuroo had wanted him to be.
“I hope some day you will understand why I had to do this,” Issei said in the exact moment the Fox Prince came back to life.
The second their eyes met Issei’s mind lost the track of everything else. They were as red and brown as he remembered them, rage and magic and fury and spirits, a human from a magic world, a miracle. He was beautiful, but when Issei got himself lost in the depths of those eyes, he saw a beauty even bigger than the one before:
Hope.
Issei had forgotten how hope looked like, and when hope looked back at him, there was a blank space that took over Issei’s mind and body.
The curse’s expression flew off and the Fox Prince hit Issei hard on the chin, making him dizzy for a precious second. Before Issei could held him tight, the Fox Prince jumped directly to Oikawa’s throat. 
Issei’s mind saw what was about to happen with such clarity his heart literally stopped for a beat.
Iwaizumi didn’t shoot his weapon because Oikawa threw him out of the way. Issei had the impression Iwaizumi wouldn’t have used the rifle anyway, but he couldn’t give it much thought because Oikawa was now facing the Fox Prince, sword in hand, a sharp smile on his lips.
“This is what you want, isn’t it, savage boy,” Oikawa’s smile grew wider and dangerous. Issei saw such brutality in that simple gesture he realised he didn’t know Oikawa at all. “To jeopardize this people safety, to kill us, murder us.”
The Fox Prince had no time for words, but too many hands for too many weapons. It was stupid, a battle that was so far away from war it couldn’t even be pictured inside of it. This was insane and before Oikawa could reach forward and kill the boy, Issei hit them both with his inhuman arms. Oikawa didn’t fall unconscious, although he ended up on his knees, coughing blood. The Fox Prince went back to Issei’s arms, and Issei regretted the dead weight of the body as much as all the actions he had had to take to reach this exact moment.
“I’m gonna take him away,” he announced, his eyes glued to the boy’s sleeping expression. “I won’t bother you anymore, and If I have business with you I will come again. Unarmed.”
“You are a weapon,” Tendou said then, breaking a silence filled with fear. None of Ushijima’s unit had said anything up until this moment, and Issei knew they felt more betrayed than what Oikawa and Iwaizumi thought themselves to be. The army was a brotherhood, and Issei had thrown that vow to the fire without a single doubt. “You little piece of shit. I knew you were trouble the second you came in,” Issei wanted to apologize but his words had no place in none of these men’s hearts.
Issei held the fox boy tighter to his chest and started walking, silent steps that felt as heavy as the curse he carried. The villagers opened a path for him, the factories buzzing around, the sound of progress too loud for humans to hear the cry for help of the nearby gods.
Issei could hear them, though, inside his soul, on the howl’s form the foxes crying for their cub’s life, on the cracking trees burning inside those huge factories. Issei felt them like a knife going through his insides over and over again, and because he knew, he now had the duty to finish it all, to save them all.
Issei was almost through the village’s doors when the gun’s sound pierced the deadly silence. He barely felt the pain when he realised the bullet had crossed him back to chest, opening a hole just besides his cursed mark. The Fox Prince was still unconscious on his arms, his face dirtied with Issei’s blood.
“Tendou, what are you—“
“A traitor to the country has to be put down!”
“Are you insane? I did not order you to shoot,” Ushijima said, as composed as he usually was. Issei kept walking, not minding the loss of blood that was clouding his mind.
He felt Iwaizumi take a step towards him and he also felt Oikawa’s hand stopping him from doing so. He felt the villagers gazes on him, on the blood that was leaving a track on every step he took. Issei felt their need to help, the struggle to fight their true emotions with what they thought was right.
But he kept walking, because the village was not important anymore. The Fox Prince was important, because miracles had to be protected when none else believed in them.
So Issei kept walking.
Until he couldn’t walk anymore.  
Death felt like home, Issei realised. It was green and soft, the magic caressing his skin the way Bokuto’s and Kuroo’s wings did sometimes. He felt safe, back in that mountain he missed so much. The sun, the birds, the water flowing, knowing he didn’t have to sacrifice anything else anymore, because he already had. 
There was nothing left of Matsukawa Issei, and he sighed, relieved.
“What do you think you’re doing,” a familiar voice said beside him. Issei grimaced, trying to keep his eyes shut as long as he could. “Issei~. I’m talking to you. You shouldn’t be here.”
“I did what you sent me south to do.”
“They are still killing gods and I don’t see any war being stopped.”
Issei sighed and opened his eyes, meeting Bokuto’s and Kuroo’s sharp forms. “I’m dead. There’s nothing else I can do.”
“You are more stupid than I thought if you believe that to be true,” Kuroo mocked him and Issei had to take his gaze away, the memory of this winged god and his rage still too painful to face. “You have a duty, Issei, and you accepted it openly.”
“Because you guilt-tripped me into it,” Issei accused him, loyalty and betrayal mixing themselves inside his dead soul in a dangerous cocktail. “I thought we were friends but you knowingly sent me south to die.”
“You knowingly let your kind kill us for as long as you lived, even when you claim to love us,” Kuroo pushed back and Issei knew he was right the same way Issei was.
There’s no way to win this fight because we are both right and both wrong, Issei realised, but either way, that didn’t change the fact he was still here and he was still dead.
“He’s not gonna let you die yet, Issei,” Bokuto warned him with a soft smile.
“Who?”
“You know who,” both of them replied and Issei knew, because he always knew, damn it.
The forest was gone the next second, the warmth of the sun forgotten, the valleys of home still far away up north. There was cold earth behind his back and a fire on his front when he came back to life.
He felt like dying, but he knew he was not that lucky.
Issei tried to breath in deeply, fighting a death he wanted so badly he was even scared of himself, and a sharp edge found his Adam’s apple on the way. Issei’s loss of blood had taken all his heat and he was trembling uncontrollably. The knife stone cut through his skin without even trying.
“Who are you,” Issei heard someone growl and he fought, he fought to get away from death’s grip and come back, to see that voice, to cherish that voice, to touch that voice. He inhaled and tried again, and again the knife found his skin and more of his blood got lost on the night and into that magic ground, into that sacred forest. “Why did you save me, huh?”
“Takahiro, just kill him,” that other voice was heavier and it hurt Issei in some instinct and forgotten part inside himself. He tried to open his eyes, and again he failed.
“Why did you save me?!” It was rushed and anguished, and Issei wanted to take that voice and put it in a jar. “You should have let me kill them all and for that, you will die.”
Issei opened his eyes to that promise. Hope was a strange thing when it was looking back at you with the rage of revenge.
“You are beautiful,” Issei coughed, half here half in the other world, but there was power in his words, because even being half dead they were the truest thing he had felt in a long while. He meant to say so much more; explain the beauty of his existence, the meaning Issei thought to understand when he gazed at him, fate and destiny and sorrow and wars. Issei wanted to tell him all the truths that were hidden on that statement, but there was no strength anymore to convey all those thoughts he wanted to share so badly. And so the Fox Prince stood there, a knife against Issei’s throat, and watched him faint away, with the simplest of compliments still ringing in his ears.
It was hard for a miracle to face truth and honesty. It was even harder for a miracle built for war and fighting to totally accept such a weird truth. The Fox Prince stood above Issei, watching him go deep into feverish unconsciousness, and blushed red as the sky at sunset.
Miracles didn’t know what to do with simple truths, so the Fox Prince didn’t kill Issei. He took his knife away and he forced his breathing to even. He took one of his brothers and put the dead man on his back without a word, and when the foxes complained about the weirdness of his actions, the Fox Prince said nothing, because his words had died the same way Issei seemed to.
When Hanamaki Takahiro took a dead man and carried his weight across sacred land, the world shifted. It was imperceptible, a change of light in the night sky. No one noticed, because the only one who could see the truth was still bleeding out, and the miracle who had made it possible was unable to see anything beyond his own beliefs.
But the world changed that night.
Because a soldier of humanity decided to save a holy life.
And an angry soldier of the gods returned the favour.
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prince pewter patina: the prince of the kingdom monochromia, a land without color. his subjects are creatures called crowna that are terrifically stupid. often mistaken for a princess and kidnapped because of his feminine nature. toadette, though, sees him as the manliest guy going, and he, likewise, thinks she’s prettier than any princess. he can be extremely severe and is most often depicted with a prominent scowl.  kass trackum: a pokemon tracker, she tracks down extremely rare pokemon, typically for pokemon professors and the like. she hails from the lemon drop islands and harbors a huge obsession with the slowking who reside in wise man’s cove. this is where she encounters her faithful companion, yado. she can be incredibly naive, much to yado’s chagrin.  yado: kass’ partner pokemon, kass worked to put him through college rather than following her own pursuits. he is a licensed psychiatrist. he can become exhausted with his trainer’s ignorance of most things, however he is completely loyal to her. he has a crippling fear of bug-type pokemon.
taffeta “taffy quizgirl” dramberge: daughter of an unhinged supervillain, she was subjected to a horrific experiment which left her with a plexiglass dome in place of a torso. she possesses her mother’s dramatic abilities, but they largely remain dormant. she is billy quizboy’s protege. she is a thoughtful yet insecure person, but billy and pete help her build her confidence.  adularia: an assassin. she is a serious person whose singular motivation is her objective. when given an assignment she becomes an unstoppable force in order to achieve her goals. she can be cold and distant and has no sense of self-preservation. her love-interest would have to be an uppercrust gem who she serves, and would be the only one she would be capable of showing warmth to.  lou “pollux” emmerich: heeeeeeey, that’s pretty good! lou is a clone of huey emmerich and possesses an incredible imagination. he focuses mainly on physical sciences. a problem child, he rejected his destiny and embarked on a journey to create his own legacy. he is ruled by his ocd and is incredibly germaphobic. despite his psychological hang-ups he manages to be an amazingly charming individual. however, he is very introverted and would prefer to avoid interactions with others. dewey “castor” emmerich: a clone of huey emmerich and the twin brother of lou. he is incredibly mechanically inclined and pursues life sciences. he embraced his destiny and worked to become everything that had been expected of him. he is terrible at communicating his ideas and feelings but tends to be a very outgoing and social individual despite his inability to articulate himself clearly. he is a vegetarian and lou abstains from eating meat himself because of this. osamu renchi: husband of the fire lord, kadenza, he is often mistaken for the fire lord himself, which irritates him immensely because he believes his wife to be the most capable leader to have ever graced the earth. he is a nonbender, though he is fantastically gifted at martial arts and a formidable chi blocker. he is a highly spiritual individual and extremely studious. he comes from a very large family of fire benders who treat him as something of the black sheep of the family given he is the only non bender to be born under the renchi name. yat-sen renchi: osamu’s nephew, a fire bender who pioneered glassbending. he creates exquisite works of art using his fire bending to sculpt glass. however, his sculptures only yield so much of a profit and to supplement his income he performs as an exotic dancer. he is an extremely cheerful individual who treats everyone as though they were a lifelong friend. he is, however, a bit removed from reality, as he spends an exorbitant amount of time daydreaming. sundance: a team rocket member. his partner is kid. he is not a particularly talkative individual and uses as few words as possible to navigate a conversation. he prefers to let kid do the talking for both of them. if he speaks to you, be wary, it’s likely you’ve unknowingly crossed him or kid and he’s plotting your demise. the duo are ruthless and at times sadistic. they joined team rocket because they genuinely align with their intentions. his lead pokemon is clefable.  li ocean: the step-daughter of commander hoo-ha, she was given a camp counselor position at camp kidney. similarly, her twin sister il, her polar opposite, was given a position as camp counselor at acorn flats. she is as thick as a brick and often misinterprets directions so grossly that hilarity ensues. she is extremely passionate about arts and crafts, particularly finger painting. she is wildly optimistic and never without a smile on her face. she has a huge crush on slinkman which he surprisingly reciprocates.  juniper heathwood: a southern belle with cajun roots, polite and pleasant. she insists on being treated like a lady at all times. she is the dragon of the fifth element, void. when master fung failed to help her control her abilities she turned to hannibal roy bean for guidance. while hannibal originally was manipulating her to achieve his own machinations, he grew to be genuinely fond of her, and she of him. 
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Bob's Burgers Music Album Coming This May
by Dillon Price on February 28, 2017
You may know Bob’s Burgers as that quirky animated sitcom about the Belcher family and their burger joint on Ocean Ave. Now The Bob’s Burgers Music Album will drop on May 12 via Sub Pop Records (pre-order MP3 / CD / Vinyl ) and will feature 112 tracks. The album includes music from The National, St. Vincent, Cindi Lauper, John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, Loren Bouchard and many more. The Bob’s Burger theme song will open the album. You can stream it below. Also watch the instructional video on unboxing the 3LP vinyl and see the full tracklist.  
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    Bob’s Burgers Music Album Tracklist 1. “The Bob’s Burgers Theme Song” (instrumental) Various 1:02 Bob’s Burgers 2. “Lifting up the Skirt of the Night” “Sheesh! Cab, Bob?” 1:10 John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob’s Burgers 3. “Butts, Butts, Butts” “Art Crawl” 0:27 John Roberts, Loren Bouchard, Jim Dauterive, Tobias Frost, Chuck Smith, Matt Beville, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 4. “Theme from Banjo” “Spaghetti Western and Meatballs” 0:37 H. Jon Benjamin, Loren Bouchard, & Bob’s Burgers 5. “Da Ding Ding” “Burger War” 1:06 Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, & Bob’s Burgers 6. “Pirates of Panache” “Hamburger Dinner Theater” 0:16 H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Larry Murphy, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 7. “Weekend at Mort’s” “Weekend at Mort’s” 0:40 Kristen Schaal, John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 8. “Sex Music” Multiple episodes 0:19 Loren Bouchard & Bob’s Burgers 9. “Wingman” “Lobsterfest” 0:36 Ron Lynch, Sam Seder, & Bob’s Burgers 10. “Taffy Butt” “The Belchies” 1:18 Cyndi Lauper & Bob’s Burgers 11. “Getting Out of P.E.” “Synchronized Swimming” 0:26 Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Holly Schlesinger, Chris Maxwell, & Bob’s Burgers 12. “Groping for Glory” “Burgerboss” 1:18 John Roberts & Bob’s Burgers 13. “Oil Spill” “Food Truckin'” 0:35 Megan Mullally & Bob’s Burgers 14. “One Way or Another” (Blondie cover) “Dr. Yap” 0:56 Megan Mullally & Bob’s Burgers 15. “The Prince of Persuasia” “Dr. Yap” 1:26 Rob Huebel, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 16. “Bad Girls” (original version) “Bad Tina” 0:32 Holly Schlesinger, Nora Smith, Loren Bouchard, & Bob’s Burgers 17. “You Got Beefsquatched” “Beefsquatch” 0:39 Loren Bouchard & Bob’s Burgers 18. “Milkin’ the Cow” “Beefsquatch” 0:37 Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, & Bob’s Burgers 19. “Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!” “Bob Fires the Kids” 0:28 Eugene Mirman, Holly Schlesinger, Nora Smith, Loren Bouchard, Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, & Bob’s Burgers 20. “Parakeet in Your Hat” “Bob Fires the Kids” 1:26 Bill Hader, John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob’s Burgers 21. “Kill the Turkey” “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal” 0:55 John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob’s Burgers 22. “The Diarrhea Song” “Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks” 0:37 John Roberts, Eugene Mirman, & Bob’s Burgers 23. 1B “Silent Love” “The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene” 1:15 Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, David Wain, John Michael Higgins, & Bob’s Burgers 24. “Silent Muffler” “The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene” 0:18 Holly Schlesinger, Nora Smith, & Bob’s Burgers 25. “The Harry Truman Song” “Mother Daughter Laser Razor” 0:35 John Roberts & Bob’s Burgers 26. “Daddy/The Itsy Bitsy Stripper” “Nude Beach” 1:14 Fred Armisen, Larry Murphy, H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, & Bob’s Burgers 27. “Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex” “Nude Beach” 0:40 Fred Armisen & Bob’s Burgers 28. “You’re the Best” (Joe Esposito cover) “Nude Beach” 1:29 Sam Seder & Bob’s Burgers 29. “Mad Pooper” “Broadcast Wagstaff School News” 0:36 Will Forte, Loren Bouchard, & Bob’s Burgers 30. “Buckle it Up” “My Fuzzy Valentine” 0:06 H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 31. “Love Mission” “My Fuzzy Valentine” 0:16 Loren Bouchard & Bob’s Burgers 32. “Two People” “My Fuzzy Valentine” 0:35 John Roberts, Larry Murphy, & Bob’s Burgers 33. “Can’t Get Enough (of Your Woman Stuff)” “Lindapendent Woman” 0:53 Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, & Bob’s Burgers 34. “Funky Finger” “Lindapendent Woman” 0:28 Loren Bouchard, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 35. “This Is Working” “Lindapendent Woman” 1:02 H. John Benjamin, John Roberts, & Bob’s Burgers 36. “Baby Hold On” (Eddie Money cover) “O.T. The Outside Toilet” 1:00 John Roberts, Loren Bouchard, & Bob’s Burgers 37. “Electric Love” (original version) “Topsy” 3:45 Megan Mullally, Kevin Kline, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, Larry Murphy, Dan Mintz, John Roberts, Mark Proksch, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, & Bob’s Burgers 38. “T-I-N-A” “Two for Tina” 0:35 H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 39. “The Snake Song” “It Snakes a Village” 0:47 Eugene Mirman, John Dylan Keith, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, & Bob’s Burgers 40. “Fracas Foam” “Family Fracas” 0:35 Loren Bouchard, Jim Dauterive, & Bob’s Burgers 41. “The Kids Run the Restaurant” “The Kids Run the Restaurant” 0:38 John Roberts & Bob’s Burgers 42. 2A “Coal Mine” “Boyz 4 Now” 0:54 Scott Jacobson, Steven Davis, Kelvin Chow-Min Yu, & Bob’s Burgers 43. “Whisper in Your Eyes” “Boyz 4 Now” 1:16 Max Greenfield & Bob’s Burgers 44. “I Wanna Hear Your Secrets” “Boyz 4 Now” 0:52 Max Greenfield & Bob’s Burgers 45. “I Got a Yum Yum” “Carpe Museum” 1:07 John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, & Bob’s Burgers 46. “Rain, Rain, Flash, Flash” “A River Runs Through Bob” 0:37 Dan Mintz, Dave Herman, Lindsey Stoddart, & Bob’s Burgers 47. “We’re Coming for Ya” “A River Runs Through Bob” 0:51 H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, John Roberts, Dan Mintz, Loren Bouchard, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 48. “Quickie Kiss It” “Seaplane!” 0:42 Loren Bouchard & Bob’s Burgers 49. “Prankin'” “My Big Fat Greek Bob” 0:34 Loren Bouchard & Bob’s Burgers 50. “Sneaky Pete” “My Big Fat Greek Bob” 1:36 Ken Jeong, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, Nora Smith, Loren Bouchard, & Bob’s Burgers 51. “Gravy Boat” “Turkey in a Can” 0:41 Megan Mullally, John Roberts, & Bob’s Burgers 52. “We Won the Talent Show” “Purple Rain-Union” 2:34 Sarah Silverman, Laura Silverman, & Bob’s Burgers
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53. “Derek Dematopolis” “Purple Rain-Union” 1:23 Megan Mullally, John Roberts, & Bob’s Burgers 54. “Not Bad for Havin’ Three Kids” “Purple Rain-Union” 1:21 Megan Mullally, John Roberts, Lindsey Stoddart, & Bob’s Burgers 55. “Jingle in the Jungle” “Christmas in the Car” 0:51 Steven Davis, Kelvin Chow-Min Yu, & Bob’s Burgers 56. “Slumber Party Fashion Show” “Slumber Party” 0:54 Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, & Bob’s Burgers 57. “It’s Not Magic It’s Tragic” “Presto Tina-O” 0:35 Loren Bouchard & Bob’s Burgers 58. “The Fart Song” “The Frond Files” 1:28 Eugene Mirman, Aziz Ansari, Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, John Roberts, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Rachel Hastings, David Herman, & Bob’s Burgers 59. 2B “Hava Nagila (Traditional)” “Mazel Tina” 0:43 Dan Mintz & Bob’s Burgers 60. “Equestranauts Theme” “The Equestranauts” 1:13 Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Larry Murphy, John Roberts, & Bob’s Burgers 61. “Nice Things Are Nice” “Wharf Horse” 1:42 H. Jon Benjamin, Kevin Kline, Jordan Peele, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, John Roberts, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 62. “Wharf of Wonder” “Wharf Horse” 0:39 John Roberts & Bob’s Burgers 63. “Bad Things Are Bad” “World Wharf II: The Wharfening” 2:09 H. Jon Benjamin, Kevin Kline, John Roberts, Zach Galifianakis, Jordan Peele, Paul F. Tompkins, Jenny Slate, Eugene Mirman, Larry Murphy, Laura Silverman, Bobby Tisdale, Brian Huskey, & Bob’s Burgers 64. “Die Hard/Working Girl Musical Medley” “Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl” 2:00 David Wain, Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, Melissa Galsky, & Bob’s Burgers 65. “Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl” “Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl” 3:35 Laura Silverman, Sarah Silverman, Aziz Ansari, H. Jon Benjamin, Carly Simon, Kristen Schaal, Brian Huskey, John Roberts, David Wain, Eugene Mirman, Bobby Tisdale, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 66. “Jeff (Il Est Mort)” “Tina and the Real Ghost” 0:38 Loren Bouchard & Bob’s Burgers 67. “Your Best Friend” “Friends with Burger-fits” 0:40 John Roberts, Larry Murphy, & Bob’s Burgers 68. “Love Is in Control (Finger on the Trigger)” (Donna Summer cover) “Dawn of the Peck” 1:09 H. Jon Benjamin, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 69. “Christmas Magic” (original version) “Father of the Bob” 0:52 John Roberts, Larry Murphy, & Bob’s Burgers 70. “Happy Crappy Place” “Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob & Louise” 1:15 H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, & Bob’s Burgers 71. “Darryl’s Slow Jam” “Can’t Buy Me Math” 0:55 Aziz Ansari, Chris Maxwell, & Bob’s Burgers 72. 3A “I’m Jimmy Jr. Pesto” “The Millie-Churian Candidate” 0:35 H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Sarah Silverman, Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, Brian Huskey, & Bob’s Burgers 73. “The Sheriff Had a Piggy” “The Gayle Tales” 0:21 John Roberts, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, & Bob’s Burgers 74. “Lipstick on his Pickup” “The Gayle Tales” 0:28 Megan Mullally, Eugene Mirman, Larry Murphy, & Bob’s Burgers 75. “I’ll Trade You These Tears/I Won’t Go Solo on You” “The Gayle Tales” 1:16 John Roberts, Megan Mullally, Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, Rich Fulcher, & Bob’s Burgers 76. “Shimmy Tap” “Li’l Hard Dad” 0:46 John Roberts & Bob’s Burgers 77. “Date Night” “Adventures in Chinchilla-Sitting” 0:53 John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, & Bob’s Burgers 78. “Don’t You Love Cotton Candy” “The Runway Club” 1:01 John Roberts, Dave Herman, Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman, & Bob’s Burgers 79. “Jam with Darryl” “The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee” 0:18 Aziz Ansari, Eugene Mirman, & Bob’s Burgers 80. “His Name is Lenny” “The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee” 0:56 Aziz Ansari, Brian Huskey, Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob’s Burgers 81. “I Don’t Need Music” “The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee” 0:49 Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 82. “I Want Some Burgers and Fries” “The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee” 0:42 Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Aziz Ansari, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 83. “BM in the PM” “Eat, Spray, Linda” 0:51 John Roberts, Chris Maxwell, & Bob’s Burgers 84. “I’m Falling for Helen” “Eat, Spray, Linda” 0:40 Larry Murphy, Tim Dacey, & Bob’s Burgers 85. “99 Red Balloons” (Nena cover) “The Oeder Games” 1:26 H. Jon Benjamin, Kevin Kline, & Bob’s Burgers 86. “It’s Called Fate (And It’s Great)” “Sliding Bobs” 0:45 Dan Mintz, Kristen Schaal, Eugene Mirman, Ron Lynch, Sam Seder, John Dylan Keith, Loren Bouchard, & Bob’s Burgers 87. “I Love You So Much (It’s Scary)” “The Hauntening” 2:45 Max Greenfield, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Steven Davis, Kelvin Chow-Min Yu, & Bob’s Burgers 88. “It’s Thanksgiving for Everybody” “Gayle Makin’ Bob Sled” 1:13 H. Jon Benjamin, Megan Mullally, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, & Bob’s Burgers 89. 3B “The Spirits of Christmas” (full-length version) “Nice-Capades” 3:05 Kevin Kline & Bob’s Burgers 90. “The Nice-Capades” “Nice-Capades” 2:28 Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, Kristen Schaal, John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, Larry Murphy, & Bob’s Burgers 91. “Amor por Favor (Me Llamo Tina)” “The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle & Her Lover” 0:37 Dan Mintz, Kristen Schaal, & Bob’s Burgers 92. “It’s Valentine’s Day” “The Gene & Courtney Show” 1:01 Eugene Mirman, David Wain, Melissa Galsky, Bobby Tisdale, & Bob’s Burgers 93. “Hot Ham and Cheese Day” “The Gene & Courtney Show” 0:38 David Wain, Loren Bouchard, Tim Dacey, & Bob’s Burgers 94. “Cease and Desist” “Sexy Dance Healing” 0:47 John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, Jon Glaser, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 95. “Muse Dance” “Sexy Dance Healing” 0:37 John Roberts, Loren Bouchard, Tim Dacey, & Bob’s Burgers 96. “If You Love Something” “Sacred Couch” 0:38 Jordan Peele, John Roberts, Chris Maxwell, Scott Jacobson, & Bob’s Burgers 97. “Fart Stools (for the Gifted)” “Lice Things Are Lice” 0:37 Bob’s Burgers 98. “Do the Dirty Pigeon” “House of 1000 Bounces” 0:40 Loren Bouchard, Chris Maxwell, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob’s Burgers 99. “Two Butted Goat” “Stand by Gene” 0:46 Bobby Tisdale, Eugene Mirman, & Bob’s Burgers 100. “Butt Phone” “Wag the Hog” 0:44 Robert Ben Garant, John Dylan Keith, & Bob’s Burgers 101. “Breaking Out” “The Hormone-iums” 0:39 Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, Aziz Ansari, Rachel Hastings, Dave Herman, & Bob’s Burgers 102. “Mononucleosis” “The Hormone-iums” 0:35 Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, Aziz Ansari, & Bob’s Burgers 103. “Just What I Needed” (The Cars cover) “The Hormone-iums” 1:44 Dan Mintz, H. Jon Benjamin, Loren Bouchard, John Dylan Keith, John Roberts, Dave Herman, Bobby Tisdale & Bob’s Burgers 104. “I Love Charades” “Pro Tiki/Con Tiki” 0:52 Chris Parnell, Chris Maxwell, & Bob’s Burgers 105. “I’m Tall Enough” “Bye Bye Boo Boo” 0:44 Max Greenfield & Bob’s Burgers 106. “Yat Dat Dat Da” “The Horse Rider-er” 0:37 Paul Rudd, Dan Mintz, & Bob’s Burgers 107. “Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom” (original version) “Glued, Where’s My Bob?” 2:30 H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, Tim Dacey, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Steven Davis, Kelvin Chow-Min Yu, Jim Dauterive, Jonathan Peter Schroeder, Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, Rachel Hastings, Larry Murphy, Jay Johnston, & Bob’s Burgers 108. 7″A “Bad Girls” (Bob’s Buskers version) N/A 1:54 St. Vincent & Bob’s Burgers 109. “Electric Love” (Bob’s Buskers version) N/A 1:41 Stephin Merritt, Kenny Mellman, & Bob’s Burgers 110. 7″B “Sailors In Your Mouth” (Bob’s Buskers version) N/A 2:29 The National & Bob’s Burgers 111. “Christmas Magic” (Bob’s Buskers version) N/A 1:19 The National & Bob’s Burgers 112. “Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom” (Bob’s Buskers version) N/A 2:43 The National, Låpsley, & Bob’s Burgers
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