Still art blocked but hey I finished the funny horse show recently
my fav bojack quotes
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ii. bojack: "i really wanted you to like me, diane."
i. bojack: "you don't love me. we're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less."
diane: "i know."
iii. diane: "i wake up in the morning and i feel like i have no purpose."
iv. bojack: "life, right? goes by, stuff happens. then you die."
v. bojack: "i spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy."
vi. bojack: "i don't belong there, i don't belong anywhere."
vii. diane: "i'm sorry i'm not the person i thought i was."
viii. honey: "i can't be with people and i can't be alone."
ix. captain: "it's so cruel to let people love you. all you're doing is promising that one day you'll break their hearts."
x. eddie: "i don't want to live!"
I feel like this sums up my thoughts on the show a bit
if you relate to bojack: change
if you relate to todd: think
if you relate to PC: relax
if you relate to diane: grow up
if you relate to mr. PB: listen
if you relate to sarah lynn: follow your dreams
if you relate to hollyhock: trust
if you relate to judah: have fun
if you relate to herb: forgive
if you relate to pickles: slow down
And that's when you realise, the book you've been writing in your head is never gonna be a book. So, you stop-
-Diane Nguyen, S02E09: The Shot
Portraits from the Insightful Horse Depression Show
herb: "you know what you're problem is? you want to think of yourself as the good guy. well, i know you better than anyone, and i can tell you that you're not. in fact, you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admit to yourself that you're a selfish, goddamn coward who takes whatever he wants, and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts! that's you! that's bojack horseman."