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gleecontext · 3 months
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GLEE S02E14 Blame It On The Alcohol
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unholybinchicken · 4 months
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Blame it on the alcohol is such a good episode for so many reasons (and not just because i almost typed “blaine it on the alphabet” instead)
- drunk Rachel is hilarious
- drunk Blaine is also hilarious
- actually drunk everyone is hilarious lmaooooo
- biota (gcv) is a banger
- even though brittana aren’t together yet they have so many good moments (aka the body shot, the hug at the end of biota, the solidarity v-wording)
- principal figgins is a gem (tik and also tok by rapper ke dollar sign ha)
- sue sylvester
- drunk shoe (“that’s how i roll”)
- my headband (aka Brittany s pierce’s favourite song)
- Rachel giving everyone lean before the performance
- “but if you don’t drink, what will you have to live for” “i have plenty in my life without beer” “…like what exactly?” Sancedes were besties in s2 and shaded everyone and they are iconic for it
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bedpolls · 16 days
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gleepolls · 1 year
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jauntilyplacedcaps · 2 years
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One of my favourite running gags in Glee is Principal Figgins saying “settle down now children quiet please” to a gym full of dead silent students at every single school assembly.
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1908jmd · 2 years
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MOST GLEE PERGORMANCES. 17). Principal Figgins. 58/121 Iqbal Theba
Principal Figgins starts in season 1 as headteacher of McKinley High School. In two he is replaced by Sue for a short time. In season five, she once more replaced him, again blackmailing him. He became school janitor. In season 6, he is barista in the Lima Bean as well as janitor. His”sister” appears in 6 and confirms his actual first name is Principal.
He is a comic character, not fully understanding the Glee club and their music, or bring cool as the kids. He only reacts the opposite way to how they perceive he is going to. He is often in the middle between Sue and Will disputes.
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The character in the most episodes who does not sing.
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the-terukane-archives · 4 months
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for the last time DON’T SEND NSFW ASKS, I AM A MINOR, I REALLY DON’T WANNA TURN OFF ANON BUT MY HANDS ARE TIED HERE, I CAN’T JUST KEEP REPEATING MYSELF WHILE NOBODY LISTENS
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embodyingchaos · 9 months
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Hi! Since you are writing for Finn could you please write about the gaga episode including the reader and they help him with his red outfit or the rocky horror episode? Thank you!
❥ hi sweetheart! MY FIRST GLEE REQUEST AAAAA im so excited, i hope you like this! (so sorry this is so late!)
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theatricality rewritten pairing: finn hudson x gn!reader genre: platonic, fluff, sorta angst(?) warnings: finn being sortaaa homophobic, mention of the f slur, finn being a jerk, this is like so bad im so sorry word count: 1.9k
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the halls of mckinley were filled with students roaming around, conversing with one another while someone was just trying to put their books back into their locker. y/n swore as the books inside their locker fell out and plopped onto the floor, “how the hell does this even happen, i put them sideways for god’s sake.” they whispered to themselves, bending down to grab them before rearranging their positions. as they were putting their books back in, finn hudson had approached them.
“hey, y/n.” they looked up, “oh, hey finn. what’s up?” y/n asked as they closed their locker, “so many things are up. so many damn things.” he exasperatedly said, leaning his back on the wall. 
finn and y/n had been friends ever since pre-school, they used to be best friends but some things change. they both reconnected when they joined the glee club around the same time. “what is it now? rachel? quinn? puck?” “kurt.” y/n whistled lowly, “that’s a new one.” they started to walk down the hallway to head to the glee club. “what about him?” “well, my mom made us move in with him and his dad, and now- now, i’ve got to share a room with him! like the dude’s fine and all, sure, but i need my privacy and he kinda makes me feel, i don’t know, uncomfortable?” finn rambled, stuffing his hands into his pockets as his flannel brushed to the side.
y/n only chuckled, “why on earth does he make you uncomfortable?” their question makes finn fidget a bit, “he just… i’m so sure he likes me. it’s obvious. sharing a room with him is like sharing a room with a girl that likes me.” y/n gave him a weird look, “okay, i’ll pretend you didn’t just compare kurt to a girl and that you think he likes you-” “i’m not thinking it! he does!” they sighed, “right. look, if it bothers you that much, sleep in the living room. it isn’t that complicated, finn.” finn huffed and nodded as they entered the choir room.
he sat beside tina, who was looking a little off today and that’s when it clicked. “you aren’t wearing your usual goth look, t. what happened?” y/n asked her as they sat beside finn, “figgins thinks she’s a vampire and said if she wore goth any time soon, she’d get suspended.” mercedes explained, “what.” y/n deadpanned, in disbelief that their principal actually believes vampires are real.
“it’s so weird.” “this so isn’t you.” artie and finn commented, “i feel like an asian branch davidian.” tina expressed woefully, will frowned at her state. “tina, are there any other looks you can try?” mr. schuester’s question started a plenty of suggestions. “biker chick?” “cowgirl?” “hood rat.” “computer programmer!” “cross-country skier.” “catholic schoolgirl?” “a happy-meal, no onions… or a chicken.” everyone looked at brittany with concern before tina had enough of their ideas.
“look, i appreciate it, guys, but it just isn’t me. i know who i am, and i’m not allowed to show it. it’s like communism.” she begrudgingly comments before rachel stomped into the room, fervent as always.
“guys, we have a serious problem. you know, i’ve been doing some deep background on vocal adrenaline-” “isn’t that against the rules?” artie asked her, “no, not at all- or, probably. whatever!” schue shook his head at her answer, but rachel didn’t really seem to care. “anyway, what i figured out, i rooted through the dumpsters behind the carmel auditorium and i found 18 empty boxes of christmas lights.” tina’s eyes widened, “oh, no.” “which led me to joelle fabrics. i asked them about red chantilly lace and they were sold out!” rachel exclaimed and now the girls and kurt looked entirely worried. “oh, sweet jesus.” “oh, my.” mercedes and him commented, a few of the guys looked confused.
mr. schuester looked at rachel, “what?” “they’re doing gaga.” kurt explained while mercedes and rachel expressed how screwed they were. “we should have guessed it. they’re going full out theatricality. they know it’s the easiest way to beat us. damn them!” y/n took a deep breath in, they were definitely screwed.
“what’s up with this gaga dude? he just dresses weird, right? like bowie?” puck’s question made rachel scoff, “lady gaga is a woman! she’s only the biggest pop act to come along in decades! she’s boundary-pushing! the most theatrical performer of our generation, and she changes her looks faster than britt changes sexual partners.” “that’s true.” she agreed as kurt went on a rant about how amazing lady gaga is.
“it makes sense that vocal adrenaline would pay homage. it’s a brilliant move. she’s a perfect fit for them.” artie muttered, “now, hold on a second.” schue spoke up, “we might be able to kill two birds with one stone here. we can help tina find a new look and find a competitive number for regionals.” tina smiled as y/n held her hand encouragingly.
“this week, your assignment: gaga.” a round of whispers filled the room as the girls and kurt began to plot, rachel announced the ideas were coming to her, needing a pen and paper before mr. schuester pointed at his office. the boys, however, didn’t look too happy about it. y/n was pretty neutral on the topic. 
after the glee meeting, both finn and y/n walked side-by-side in the hallway as they headed to class. they turned to finn, “you look excited about gaga.” they commented sarcastically but finn didn’t catch that. “what? i’m not-” “i know. i was being sarcastic, you big doof.” y/n smiled, “come on, it isn’t so bad. lady gaga’s got some catchy hits, like just dance.” finn tilted his head, “of course, you don’t know that song. why did i even mention it?” they muttered to themselves, looking around the hallway with a bored expression.
finn let out an annoyed grunt, “why are we always doing the things the girls wanna do?” he wondered out loud, y/n pressed their lips into a firm line. “well, if that’s how you feel, then why don’t you express it to mr. schue? i’m sure he’ll understand your point of view. sometimes.” the tall boy nodded, slowly smiling. “maybe i will.” he simply said before turning back around to head to mr. schuester’s office. “aaand there he goes.” y/n quietly commented, continuing their journey to history class.
gaga week had gone extremely well, other than karofsky and azimio picking on tina and kurt, and rachel finding out that vocal adrenaline’s coach was her mom. finn had also convinced mr. schue to allow the boys to do a song by the band kiss instead of lady gaga.
y/n was getting text spams and long rants every five minutes from finn about how much of a hassle it was to live with kurt, it was honestly starting to get on their nerves. they didn’t care about it much until they got a text from the quarterback saying he had called kurt a slur when he was blinded by rage. 
finn drove to their house and was immediately met with an upset face. “i cannot believe you called him that!” they yelled as finn fell onto their bed with his hands on his face, “i know, dude. i feel really bad about it, too.” he groaned in frustration, mad at himself for being such a jerk.
“i wanna make it up to him, but i just don’t know how.” finn muttered, staring up at their bedroom’s ceiling. y/n fiddled with their oversized t-shirt before their eyes lingered on a specific costume that was hung on their closet door; their gaga costume. y/n smirked, “i have an idea.” they slyly turned towards their best friend who raised his head up with a questionable look on his face.
with that, they spent the entire night fashioning up a theatricality costume for the boy as a way to show his support for kurt and that he was different from the other guys on the football team who would judge and scrutinise everything the glee club did.
the next day, since it was the end of the week, everyone had decided to go to school in their costumes. y/n didn’t mind but it was a bit uncomfortable to get to and from class in white latex tights.
“woah! guys, why are you all in your theatricality costumes?” mr. schue asked as he walked into the choir room, “it’s the end of the week. we were kind of hoping to learn what the lesson of the assignment was.” artie told him, “well, um, you guys have had some great numbers this week but i’m not sure that i know either.” he confessed and the rest of the club chuckled with him before a voice spoke up.
“i do.” tina walked into the room in her usual goth attire, “goth tina! you’re back!” y/n exclaimed, beaming at her. the girl smiled at their enthusiasm, “i refuse to dress like somebody i’m not to be somebody i’m not, and i learned it’s good to be a little theatrical.” she said before taking a bow as everyone applauded. “there she is! she’s back!” mr. schue encouragingly announced, patting her on the back.
artie looked around amidst all the cheering, realising that two people were missing. “wait, where’s kurt? and where’s finn?” his question made everyone look around, before the revelation hit y/n. “guys, we need to go find them. now.” the entire club ventured out together through the hallways to find the two guys, which they did.
“oh my god.” “what is finn wearing?” santana stated and quinn asked, in shock. “he wanted to make up for something he did to kurt so i helped him with his gaga costume.” y/n explained, “problem was that we could only use this old shower curtain i found in my attic.” they added, snickering at the sight of their friend wearing a red, rubber-looking dress. they walked towards them as they noticed karofsky and azimio were once again bullying them. “‘cause i’m pretty sure we can take the both of you.” “yeah, but can you take all of us?” puck quipped as they backed finn up.
“okay. okay, i get it. i took biology. you know what, karofsky? we done disturbed the freak hive! the worker freaks is trying to protect the queen freak.” azimio mocked, “next time, we’ll bring some friends, too.” karofsky threatened before the two jocks walked away from the group.
rachel took off her shades, “i’m tired of everyone calling us freaks.” she complained, “well, look at us. we are freaks.” mercedes joked as everyone laughed along. finn smiled at this, “but we’re all freaks together, and we shouldn’t have to hide it.” he told them before sudden clapping attracted their attention. 
“nice job, finn. think you just figured out what the lesson was, kinda makes me wish i’d planned it.” mr. schue joked, “but mercedes is right, you do all look incredibly insane.” y/n smiled and turned to finn, high-fiving one another. “told you my plan would work.” they whispered to him as he rolled his eyes, “yeah, yeah. you’re always right, i get it.” y/n only punched him lightly on his shoulder as they all began to walk back to the choir room.
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jomsimagination · 9 months
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Warnings; some cuss words, its just not family friendly.
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brothers name= b/n
"Glee club there will be a new spanish teacher" principal figgins announced,
"Yeah what do you want us to do about it?" Santana asked the principal, "well this person is someone special to one of the member" you listened to principal figgins, as you were sitting in the cold chair, resting your head on santana's shoulder, when suddenly your brother entered the room.
"What!?" You shot up from my seat quickly since you weren't out to him yet, "principal figgins you can't employ him as the spanish teacher, i'm pretty sure he doesn't even know spanish!" You exclaimed, "well i took spanish classes as a chi-" you cut my brother off, "see what i mean he makes every aspect of my life worse!"
"Wow y/n i guess being attractive runs in your veins" artie said with a chuckle,
as santana looked at him with a glare. "Of course i'm the better looking sibling" we said at the same time, "what? Really cmon its me" you grin, "oh please. When i was here i'm pretty sure i changed sex partners as fast as flash could run" he scoffed, "wow you whore" you chuckle, "you slut!" He chuckled as your jaw dropped.
"Alright! That's enough y/n sit down." Mr schue said sternly, as i rolled my eyes and sat down, "i wanna get in on this its seems fun" my brother also sat down not to me thankfully, "that's what your sex partners said" you chuckled as his jaw dropped.
Skip to next week, we went to the auditorium,  then santana brittany and mercedes went up to the stage to perform, my brother was there with me and of course being the annoying bitch he was. He was gonna sing too.
Santana and brittany were the backups to greedy while mercedes sings. They were wearing very revealing shirts and you could see santana's abs, you didn't even notice that you were starring at her abs the whole performance. After the performance ended, you was still starring at her abs, she noticed it and smirked, and also my brother and kurt noticed it.
You felt kurt nudge your shoulder, you looked at him with a confused expression. Then santana texted me, she had texted me a picture of her abs.
Mommy😘(chat) regular=to you, chat=to santana
Take a picture it lasts longer💋
I hate you
Yeah but thats not what you told me
last night~~
God
Thats one of the things you said😉😜
(Then she sent you two pictures, one of them her middle finger and pointing finger, and the other was her curling them, i could feel myself get wetter at the picture so i squirm in my seat.)
What the hell san?!
What? You wanted that last night?
Omg
Y/n
y/n
Y/n
Hermosa
Darling
Babygirl
Stop ignoring me i can see you laughing at your phone
Y/n stop ignoring me.
I will punish you in the janitors closet if needed.
Fine. What?
Hehe. 👅this was me last night and this was you last night🌊 hehe. Me also✌️also us ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
Really san? God why am i with you again?
I love you please don't break up with me
Don't worry san i'll never break up with you💍
Gasp omg y/n l/n are you proposing to me
Mhm will you make me the happiest woman and accept this ring?💍
Yes! Of course i will, now were the happiest women on earth. Nothing can come between us😘😘
Time for the homeymoon~~🐱🙀😽😸😺😼✂️✂️✂️👅👅🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱🖖🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱✌️🐱🖕🐱🖖🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Why'd you stop?
Gasp mrs lopez i am married woman. Anyways
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You excessively use emoji's to much
Then you use don't excessively use emojis that much and you you use aphostarphe
"Apostrophe"
Ugh!!!! 😡🤬🤬😤👿🤬😠🤬😾😤🤬😡 now we have angry sex
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Mr schue was saying something but and santana weren't clearly listening, you chuckle every time she sends you a text. "Who are you even texting? Your boyfriend" you heard your brother say on the stage as he was gonna perform, "or girlfriend" he chuckled as he saw your face, you turned to kurt, with wide eyes, as everyone soon snickered and giggled.  "is it becoming obvious?" You whispered and kurt nodded.
"What!? I'm not texting someone!" You defended myself, "you didn't deny..." he trailed off. "And plus i saw you looking at that girl's abs" he pointed to santana.
"What!? Thats not true" you tried to defend yourself, keyword; tried. you didn't want to come out to him yet since he would say all the embarrassing things from your child hood possible gay things, and lucky for him mr schue had left the auditorium to get something.
"Oh please i know you have a thing for brunettes, like uh oh! Jessica alba, sofia vergara, megan fox-" you cut him off, "ok enough" you stopped him, from embarrassing me further, you look down at my lap, "god. I knew it!"he cut himself off, then texted you.
Idiot of a brother💩🫶🏻(chat) chat=b/n regular=you
You have come out right? Are you even gay?
Wouldn't you like to know
And yes.
I knew it! So have you come out cause if not yet then i understand i won't say what i was about to say. And also please i want you to know that i support you in every way. And i will be here always for you. Just text or call me of you need someone to talk too. Even if i have work i swear i will do everything in my power to stop working and talk to you. I also want you to know that
i love you❤️
I know mom and dad weren't as supportive but i promise you i will be the dad that dad was suppose to be.
Yes i have come out.
I knew it! So what about her cmon tell me the tea.
What don't you have to perform?
Nah its fine they can wait. So what's up with you and that Latina girl?
were dating. Eight months and happy. She makes my day better. And i'm happy about it obviously.
Awww i can't believe it. My lil sis has a better love life than me. Well i have to perform now
Then he looked up from his phone and put it in his pocket, "i knew it! You're as straight as the shape of the earth!" B/n exclaimed. (Circle the earth is circle.)
"Wait so y/n's flat? I mean she doesn't look flat, her boobs are-" b/n cut puck off, "what are you about to say to my baby sister?" He glared at him while artie grabbed some popcorn from god knows where.
Anyways. he was next to you so.. you grabbed some and ate while you two watched the scene unfold, "i-i didn't i-" puck stammered, "exactly. Know if i hear you or any of you say that again about my little sister. I will not hesitate to punch someone, expect for the girls i know y/n likes that" he warned puck and walked up to him pointing a finger at his face. then chuckled when he said the last thing.
You choked on the popcorn, "alright so what is happening?" Mr schue entered as he saw the scene, "whoa whoa, i left for 5 minutes what the hell..." mr schue trailed off, b/n went back to the stage to perform.
After school there was a glee meeting, most of the glee kids were still in class. You were going to the choir room when you saw, b/n and santana in the choir room talking.
"So tell me. What are your intentions with my sister?" B/n asked with crossed arms,
they haven't notice you yet so you watched the scene unfold, but fortunately for you artie had finish his class, he wheeled next to you watching the scene unfold too, and magically he had popcorn.
"My intentions with her is to make her the happiest woman in earth. And protect her from the miserable world, cause she deserve's the best, cause she is the rainbow in everyone's life." Santana explained as your heart fluttered at what she said.
"Hm. Good enough. Now tell me when are you gonna propose to her. will you ever propose to her?"
"I will when w-were uh- when were 25?"
"Eh good enough. Now please, don't hurt her feelings, if its one thing i know about y/n is she's sensitive, if she ever hears something bad about her from a person she loves. Well she'll hate you for the rest of your life." he pleaded,
"Of course" she nodded,
"Now, tell me what y/n hates on a person"
"Well she hates, messes, germs cause she's a huge germaphobe, dirty rooms, touching dusts, people telling her to shut up, people trying to control her energy, also when people bring up that she has adhd, i know because she once told me that: me having adhd isn't important its not like it my whole personality." She explained, your heart fluttered as she said those last words.
and you never noticed that the rest of the glee club were behind you and artie watching the conversation.
"Then what are the things you like about her."
"I like how her eyes light up when we are talking about astronomy, and also when we have arcade dates since she likes arcades despite of how it smelled. her smile whenever we i win her a big ass teddy bear whenever wear at the fair. oh! Our fair dates arcade dates picnics and our movie nights. based of the things i said you should probably know that she begged me to take her on those types of dates. cause she always says
y/n l/n never asks out someone on a date. her eyes, her hugs, her kisses."
'her taste her boobs her neck her thighs her moans her whimpers her everything' santana thought to her self.
You felt yourself tear up a little when you heard it, "aww tana you big softie!" You exclaimed entering the room to kiss her, you wrapped your arms around her neck, as hers went around you waist, "hermosa! Did you hear everything?" She exclaimed startled, she called you one of her nicknames for you in spanish, forgetting your brother spoke spanish.
"te amo pretty girl" she whispered kissing you once again, "¿Quieres ir y tener una noche de cine?" You looked at her with a puzzled face, as she forgot that you couldn't speak spanish well, "wait could you say that again just slow down" she chuckled, "would you want to have a movie night with me hermosa?" You nodded quickly before kissing her again,
"alright as much as i love you sis, i gotta go and mark some test papers, será mejor que la trates bien." He said the last thing to santana, "prometo que la trataré bien" you looked at the two with a confused face.
"ugh bye idiot" you rolled your eyes,
"Bye! Bitch" he said playfully,
Then santana lead you to the chair, sitting on her lap.
After school in santana's room, you laid on santanas chest watching a movie, her hands on your back, while yours were just laying on her stomach.
"Te amo, hermosa" she said softly.
"je t'aime aussi chéri" you knew she loved it when you spoke french, its just how you said it so *chefs kiss* and then in the end you thought her french.
The end
A/n for the french and spanish i used google translation, so if its wrong then i'm sorry. And i know its really bad but i just wanted to post something, so uhm here you go. And uh i'll be posting more. 1953 words..... jeez... anyways! Stay kinky!❤️❤️
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gleecontext · 3 months
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GLEE S02E13 Comeback
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disbear · 10 months
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i worry that all these kids watching glee for the first time on streaming will never understand the nuances. I mean, will they even laugh when principal figgins says ‘rapper Key-dollar-sign-ha’? will the children even laugh? kesha has been spelling her name normally for so long now. the march of time is relentless and exhausting.
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daughter-of-melpomene · 2 months
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𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑, 𝐋𝐄𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑
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❝ Only five months ago, Leo had been convinced his life had been on a pretty steady path. It had been a good path, a path he was excited to go down - winning the championship with his school’s incredible hockey team, upholding the scholarship that kept him at the fancy school where he could play it until he graduated, and hopefully doing good enough that he could get drafted into the NHL someday (preferably to the Ducks, since they were his state’s home team and he’d been a loyal fan since he was a kid, but he wouldn’t be picky) and become a star player. And up until five months ago, it had seemed like all of his goals were within his sight… until he had been caught drunkenly making out with a guy from another school at one of his teammate’s house parties and realized that not everyone in California, especially not high school hockey players, were as accepting of queer people as people from other states seemed to think.
Attacked by his teammates, the guys he’d thought were his friends, in the locker room the following week, Leo had been left with a bunch of broken bones that meant he could no longer play hockey, a lost scholarship because of that, and a bunch of whispers surrounding his family that had led them to flee their small California town and relocate to his mom’s former home of Lima, Ohio. He’d also been left with panic attacks in the dead of night, days where he didn’t want to get out of bed, and a terrible all-consuming fear of anyone finding out his secret ever again, but he was definitely choosing to keep that to himself.
Thankfully, no one in Lima knew about Leo’s past or the reason his family had moved - so the instant his doctor proclaimed him healed enough to play again, he joined McKinley High’s hockey team, quickly becoming a star player and well-liked by the team because of his talent, and did his absolute damnedest to not reveal the secret of his past or his sexuality to anyone else. Sure, keeping that secret sometimes involved laughing at dickhead jokes his teammates made or not interfering when they pushed around the kids they deemed “freaks” or tossed slushies in their faces, and sure, Leo always felt like absolute crap when that happened… but if it meant he never had to endure an attack like he’d experience in California again, he’d just have to hope karma or God or whatever higher power there was would forgive him for standing by.
After a few months in Lima, Leo has started to make peace with the new path his life seems to be on, even if it’s nothing close to the one he actually wanted to go down… until a punishment from Principal Figgins after a prank gone wrong forces Leo to spend time with McKinley’s glee club, the school’s biggest so-called “freaks” of all, Leo starts spending more and more time with a goofy, unfairly cute boy with big glasses and even bigger ambitions… and his life swerves onto a new path once again. ❞
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aclaywrites · 3 months
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Hop into the Time Machine, kids! It’s time to talk about how to find a date when your only options involved landlines, the postal service, or actually leaving the house.
You had to describe yourself in a short paragraph, usually 100-150 words, which didn’t leave a lot of room to pack in all the info about what made you the perfect choice. So there were lots of abbreviations to make sure you maximized your potential. A BBW (big beautiful woman aka not skinny also euphemised as zaftig or Reubenesque) in search of NFNF (no fats no femmes, common in gay male ads) preferring instead someone who’s HWP (height/weight proportional— gosh we spent a lot of time assuring people we weren’t large). she’s DDF (drug and disease free), with a GSOH (good sense of humor). I learned them all eventually, and I loved to read personal ads, even/especially when I wasn’t interested.
My first college job I worked in an Indian restaurant and became friends with our waiter who went on to be a fairly big time movie and tv actor (he played Principal Figgins on Glee!). But my best and longest-held job was at a used bookstore which also sold used porn. As in, you could buy your dirty mags, leave for a few hours, then come back and trade them for others. I learned so much, I tell ya. Many of the mags had ads in the back and my morbid curiosity made sure I read every one of them. Leg Show was the foot fetish mag, and I remember there was always an ad from a man looking to buy used shoes with the impression of the woman’s foot on the liner inside. He’d pay extra if the footprint was dirty, or if there was a dead bug on the sole of the shoe. One man in a different mag was always advertising to meet a ‘petite, attractive, blonde woman who has been diagnosed medically incontinent’. 1) gross and 2) do you imagine this woman is home and so sad that no man will want her she’s reading the ads in the back of Busty magazine hoping for a last chance?
So, yes, I know all the abbreviations, not that it did me any good.
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gleepolls · 1 year
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ginger-grimm · 5 months
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🦊 + Charlie
Thank you again @ginevrastilinski! Tagging @luucypevensie, @dancingsunflowers-ocs, and @daughter-of-melpomene once again as well (seriously, tell me when to stop).
Their favorite classic movie: All About Eve
Their favorite beverage: Juice, all kinds of juice, really
Their favorite movie genre: Thrillers or Romantic movies
Their element: Air
Their favorite conspiracy theory (even if you’re not deeply into them, everyone has one): She doesn't concern herself with them, to be honest. She finds them tedious and thinks they make you go crazy.
Their favorite cereal brand: Frosted Flakes, with a spoonful of sugar
The number one song in the charts on the day they were born: I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) by Meat Loaf (November 11th, 1993)
A guilty pleasure of theirs: Binge-watching reality TV with her mom
An event from their High School graduation: Charlie convinces Principal Figgins to posthumously give her sister an honorable graduation certificate - she's also the Valedictorian, which her sister always snarked (lovingly) she would do one day.
If they like the daytime or if they’re a night owl: She's more productive during the day
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