#printing some of these for my car

[gayestcowboy]

was struck by the urge to create some bumper stickers. put these on your car, put these on your forehead, slap these bad boys on large trucks with back the blue trump 2024 bumper stickers. frame them and hang them on your wall. i don’t care

#yeehaws #the i shit myself one makes me giggle #i am actually going to make a better version of the bonnie ship the diamond one and print it and put it on my car i think #also really obsessed with my pee burns bc i am a uti warrior #when i first made my redbubble i made some goofy bumper stickers and threw them on my redbubble and people actually buy them sometimes

[lengthy-artery]

it's very hard to find weird bumper stickers for sale in the uk so i've resorted to making my own

#the bottom two are both on my car #i just made the top one and need to get it printed #i tend to order 4-5 and give the spares out to various friends #my goal with these bumper stickers is to confuse and gently baffle people as much as possible #i want them to walk past my car at big tesco and then go back to read the bumper stickers and then take some time to PROCESS them #if you have ideas for other bumper stickers please let me know

[scalpelsister]

it is so dire out here as a cd collector

#society if i was a vinyl collector #ig i could be i have vinyl player but no place to have it like.... set up all the time #i just looked into it again and no ones posted my favorite emma ruth rundle cd for sale but my second favorite is a THIRTY FIVE DOLLAR CD. #USED #A USED CD #meanwhile i can buy a vinyl of my fave album for the same price tag new from her store this moment #the only other cds of hers for sale rn are her metal collab album and her newest two in her store 😭 #im also looking at biting the bullet to buy a $25 cd of nico vegas bc uh. they dont make cds at all anymore and theyre just gonna get rarer #and yeah yeah i could learn to burn cds and diy it w bandcamp purchases BUT #i like the printed cds i like the cases i like the booklets #“just get into vinyls” i hear u but i have. like 50 cds. i only have 3 vinyls and only one is good #and i dont like how some songs sound on vinyl idk #tbh emma would probably sound really good on it but thats NOT the point bc i cant play vinyl in my car! #anyways. ten dollar copy of marked for death by emma ruth rundle popping up second hand when 🥺 #my post

[nitw]

why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!

#leo.txt #it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god #fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do?????????????? #like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!! #denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD #this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i #and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors #and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead! #BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY #you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON #what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is? #we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/ #with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN #telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance #then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside #so you can leave it in the entrance!!!! #WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US #and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......) #and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE #/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/ #LITERALLY 1984 #SEND POST

[alexturner]

ARCTIC MONKEYS | THE CAR (2022)

#amedit #arcticmonkeysedit #arctic monkeys #arctic monkeys the car #mine #mine: arctic monkeys #mine: typography #edits2022 #used the album to look at the lyrics and see if they make sense #wish they would print these correctly since not even the album lyrics match the song sometimes but OKAY!!! #tried my best sorry if there's typos #again these are *my* personal favourite lyrics!! #also i tried to match the colours to the colours in the album photo...... which was boring so i did improvise a little #and enhanced some colour that was there

[skunkes]

I guess in some ways having a life that is very small and dark has its benefits especially when one finally gets to lay in a sunbeam (⬅️ saying this as a step down from "getting to step into the light", which is the metaphor i was Gonna use but i havent stepped into the light yet/its been minimal...so sunbeam)

Like...im in persistent unending agony but every little small thing is a joy now that im finally getting to experience a bigger variety of little small things

#drove parents to walmart today i got to go buy stuff without anyone right next to me #since they were waiting at pharmacy for stuff #and i bought things and a paper trimmer for if i decide to make those prints #and some macadamia nut white chocolate cookies that im enjoying rn #and a dress❗ #and im so sad right now and i dont know if and when things will ever get better for me #just like in general i dont have any visions of my future #but its okay i just have to focus on the cookies rn. and the prints. im Happy abt that much #talkys #i always feel i sound like such a faker when i make posts like dis #i promise im not being...stupid. life is so short and difficult its so difficult. its so difficult #but that can coexist with being insanely happy with the small stuff. it makes it easier to me #like of course im gonna be overjoyed that i got to listen to my music in the car today. what else do i have!

[drunk-poets-society]

I don’t usually post myself on here but the dress I wore at the farewell party was too pretty not to show off

#it’s not historically accurate but that’s ok that’s the best blouse I had lol #because I really loved the sleeves and it was the closest I could get to something period accurate #wait did they have polka dot prints back then? #oh yes they did so maybe this isn’t that inaccurate!! #the neckline and the sleeves are also somewhat accurate now that I’m looking at it #would you look at that! witness me learning in real time lol #anyways it was such a nice outfit <3 #afterwards we went to a fast food joint and had fries and coke #I had fries and coke dressed like this it was a whole vibe #some of my friends passing by in cars took some sneaky shots of me when we were on the road they showed them to me and I was like damn I do #look like a ghost lol it was pretty fun and nice heh #photo

[m0e-ru]

still sticking with the headcanon that adachis car is pure ass like it's fucking shit and unfunctional as balls it's probably third hand. man who doesn't have the cis guy trait to take care of his car or actually have the money to service it. guy who buys a lexus at 90% off because it's going to blow up less than 70 more kilometers of usage. it got dented twice. he never uses it for the rest of his time in inaba because he's being chaperoned around by his boss like a schoolkid. also now his own car is completely out of service.

#kommento #// one of dojimas many complaints being adachis waxing job is shit and body mass isn't enough even when he jumps on the tire wrench #// well I mean I guess more reasonably he wouldn't need a car in inaba because it's probably harder to get around without kirijo tech #// 'kirijo tech?' THE FUCKING LIMO #// the streets being narrow and winded and more back alleys that couldn’t be printed on the map than any city he's been to #// he already mentions how convenient scooters are for this reason that time he was there when dojima was passing his scooter to bancho #// plenty of the drama cds say he just uses police cars. and the walk from the station to home isn't that bad hed need a ride anyway #// I mean he passes by the dojima residence on his way home which is why he manages to sneak himself for some dinner or something #// 'how near is his home to the dojimas' enough that he could walk home drunk & not pass out on th pavement before he gets to his unit door #// by extension the shopping district being nearby so he can fuck around there if he wanted (if there was anything to do there) #ゲッー #// all this shit in my drafts like they’re scribbled on receipt paper scattered around the back room and i haven’t posted them up yet #// i cna cite all my evidences as per usual you can always ask ohh i’ve been getting more sloppy than usual

[humanmorph]

yayyyy im home (cheering)

#wont be able to go see that movie which is a bit sad but fine. it just doesnt work out wed need to leave like rn #and the car isnt here and my parents havent eaten yet #also im Kind of wiped. #the time for this trip apparently counts as work time (?!?!??) thats 10 hours. girl #i already have to much overtime they are going to get annoying about it. im allowed like 13 i have 21 rn lol #rosa rambles #almost forgot abt new fatt ep... ohh and its a pretty long one too. (actually 2h is regular for this season i made a graph.but yknow) #(listening to c/w rn & episodes are a pleasant 1h + maybe a little more long) #i wonder if ill even feel up for a longer walk tomorrow i somewhat doubt it #i do have art class. ahh im gonna print more : ) i need to do a little more carving actually some lines really WERE too thin #ill do it after dinner.

[castielsprostate]

you dont get to have an opinion, you didn't even come to my birthday party!!

#read this in tati's voice #this is about someone irl dw ALL OF YOU ARE WELCOME TO HAVE ANY OPINION BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED UP #lmao #for context: i posted an ig story about some prints i made and if people would get them. he responded with the no option #like bestie?? you haven't answered ANY polls in weeks. you DIDN'T WISH ME A HBD. you STOOD ME UP WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D COME OVER FOR GAME #NIGHT A FEW WEEKS AGO. cool that you wouldn't get it but fuck you dean fuck you #YOU COULDN'T EVEN SEND HAPPY BIRTHDAY #YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAY SORRY FOR YOUR FUCKING LOSS WHEN MY GMIL FUCKING DIED #go fuck yourself Dean #the irony in his name being dean >:/ #sjonnie.text #sad wank #anyway now it's time for my hour and a half car ride and i DONT WANT TO but yknow #i might get to go to the small beach though!!!!!!!!!! + side!!!!!

[obstinatecondolement]

Trying to wrangle my siblings into signing the shared Father's Day card is proving fucking nightmarish. Next year they can all go and fucking swivel and I am writing a solo card From Me.

#so far I have signed it and my youngest sibling has #who crossed the xxx next to their signature out to turn them into a noughts and crosses game because they are allergic to sentiment I guess #I used a fucking brush pen to hand letter 'Happy Father's Day' on this card‚ asshole #my youngest sister has been asleep all day so I will have to catch her at some point tomorrow #and my middle sister has been instructed to take a picture of a message #so that I can print out a 2x3 inch photo with my Hi-Print and stick it down in the card #she said that she was 'on it like a car bonnet' when I gently reminded her at 1.30 p.m. today #no message has been sent at the time of writing this post (11.50 p.m.) #so I have sent a second gentle reminder #I will pp my final sister in because she can't write #so she is the only one who is in my good books basically #in re: excuses for not signing the card (in a way that is not ironically detached and arch)

[intertexts-moving]

good morninnnnng

#feeling. some kind of way? bad but not. awful. forgor my coffee in the car but made a cinnamon toast crunch latte with my advisors keurig. #and. going 2 make prints today forreal!!!! however. otherwise. really just feeling cat tea.png. #txt

[brothfan1997]

FINALLY i finished stardust crusaders

#i like josuke a lot more than jotaro i haff to say #i watched all the dio parts while working on my stupid car seat headrest stamp LOL #this is so cringe fail of me but i am going to print it on some boxer briefs. its the twin fantasy cover

[aviatrix-ash]

Need to get my printer running again so I can try printing that TFA Powermaster Optimus again >w>

I messed up the file settings the last few times I've tried and nearly busted the printer with one of em (again).

#resin printing is a little more difficult than the melted plastic type cause youre #playing with fluid dynamics resin to color dye ratios and it prints upside down :')) #the clean details i get with it are totally worth it #and the amount of car and plane* parts as well tools ive printed with it made it pay for itself- #was like 100 bucks on sale at the time- for once an insomnia induced impulse purchase wasnt a bad idea #*said plane parts are for an Experimental and are nonstructual parts like a door handle and a control stick cover #might print some placards and landing gear shock covers too 👀 #dun worry failed prints get recycled into materials for other projects ive got going on #grind em up into a grit to use as a media blaster for painting prep and or filler for for other composite projects #really tho in general i find ways to recycle and reuse essentially all materials i can get my hands on #i hate waste and im broke afff so i cant afford to waste good materials ((':

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

On the one hand, they mean well.

On the other, we are drowning in work and a coworker just burst in to ask if I knew there are HORMONES in soft plastics.

They were genuinely surprised not only that I "knew" about BPA, but actively took steps to minimize plastic in my life, could rattle off plastic recycling rates for two different countries, several popular brands that worked with recycled, tainted, but safe packaging, plastic processing safety processes and how to maximize the chances of my plastic printing waste being recycled with as little degradation as possible.

This person also assumes the county is pumping strange compounds ("HORMONES") into the drinking water that shed green crystals when boiled, rather than that they urgently need to replace their electric kettle

I'm now tempted to ask them to describe what a hormone is. It was on my 8th grade bio exam, 20 years ago. Has to be common knowledge, surely.

#stories from work #rant #this person can pay out up to 15k without oversight #master of one #“you can't be sure they're recycling 3D prints properly” their filament will wreck several printers worth more than some cars if they don't #chronic illness #this was 100% a “you might be feeling bad because of this” #my dad was there before you fam

[ent-is-indecisive]

I was so on track yesterday and i am so behind today. The last day on my schedule for writing and editing.

#tomorrow is layout and listing the docs i need to make/change #saturday is car day so probably some ipad sketches #and sunday is my last day for layout and docs #so i can turn it in monday and then go print it a dozen times and perfect bind it #ent talks