#probably jiang cheng's but wen ning could also fit san-ge into his lap so options

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Nie "stoic da-ge easily disarmed and embarrassed by direct compliments" Mingjue VERSUS Lan "excited drunk whose default is to list every single thing they like and admire about the important people in their life when restrained from Lan Shenanigans" Xichen

Unstoppable force meets immovable object, go!

#nielan #i guess #cue meng yao laughing his ass off until he's actually crying in the corner at said sight from someone's lap #probably jiang cheng's but wen ning could also fit san-ge into his lap so options #meng yao is sober for this because he needs to account in great detail to er-ge exactly what he said to da-ge while drunk #he likes reminding Xichen of how much they love it when he's so honest #with what he likes #jiang cheng is designated holder of liebing and shuoyue whenever xichen gets drunk though since da-ge is usually making sure #that xichen isnt making too big of a fuss #modern au friendly #wen ning is along for the ride really also he likes cuddling #maybe the real found family was the sworn brothers Jiang Cheng picked up along the way #5-way sworn brother time travel poly fixit #try saying that five times fast #Nie Mingjue #Lan Xichen (Lan Huan) #real talk tho name me one (1) of these joys who DOESN'T have a little Thing abt being praised